1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
5. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
7. A need-free dad at home, a super-busy mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. What do we make of this?Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
20. Why do I make of this?Copy !req
21. Johnny Test.Copy !req
22. Johnny Test.Copy !req
23. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
24. And this is the first sentence.Copy !req
25. Stroke!Copy !req
26. Stroke!Copy !req
27. Stroke!Copy !req
28. Stroke!Copy !req
29. Stroke!Copy !req
30. Stroke!Copy !req
31. What the heck is that?Copy !req
32. It's called crewing.Copy !req
33. It's an ancient boat race that dates back
to the Egyptians.Copy !req
34. Stroke!Copy !req
35. Stroke!Copy !req
36. Stroke!Copy !req
37. Stroke!Copy !req
38. Stroke!Copy !req
39. They do realize it's not ancient times.Copy !req
40. We have boats with motors now.Copy !req
41. Those guys are morons.Copy !req
42. And they heard me.Copy !req
43. I'd like to see you try and beat us,
flame-headed wimp.Copy !req
44. We're national champions.Copy !req
45. Uh... Great!Copy !req
46. Then the race is set.Copy !req
47. First one from the pork
belly boat shack to the safetyCopy !req
48. buoys at the river dam is
super champion of the world!Copy !req
49. Be back here in two hours.Copy !req
50. Dog?Copy !req
51. He got into an argument
with this pork bellyCopy !req
52. tech crew jerk and now
Johnny has to race him.Copy !req
53. You mean Kirk Kirkland?Copy !req
54. He's the big man on campus and he's never
lost a race.Copy !req
55. Well, he's gonna.Copy !req
56. Johnny need boat!Copy !req
57. Forget it, Johnny.Copy !req
58. We can't just stop what we're doing because
you accepted a stupid boat challenge.Copy !req
59. Because you know you'll lose to me,
test sisters.Copy !req
60. Uh, how did you get in here?Copy !req
61. Your dad.Copy !req
62. Nice guy.Copy !req
63. We can beat you and your stupid crew boat
no problem.Copy !req
64. Good!Copy !req
65. See you at the boat house in two hours.Copy !req
66. And you are going down!Copy !req
67. Susan Tick!Copy !req
68. I have come to...
Hey, who's the sniff?Copy !req
69. We're having a boat race.Copy !req
70. First one to the warning buoys at the dam
is super champion of the world!Copy !req
71. Hey, I want a race!Copy !req
72. Then I'll win and Susan will want to kiss
me.Copy !req
73. No, I won't.Copy !req
74. Oh, I know.Copy !req
75. But I still want a race.Copy !req
76. We always have fun on our races.Copy !req
77. Perfect!Copy !req
78. The more, the more fun it will be to
destroy all of you!Copy !req
79. Susan, Mary, we need your pocket reactor
and...Copy !req
80. Who's the stiff?Copy !req
81. What's with the boats?Copy !req
82. We're having a race.Copy !req
83. Ooh, sounds like fun.Copy !req
84. Good!Copy !req
85. Then it's all set.Copy !req
86. No, there's gonna be at least two more.Copy !req
87. And one is a talking cat.Copy !req
88. Johnny Test!Copy !req
89. I am here to destroy you!Copy !req
90. And...Copy !req
91. Whoo!Copy !req
92. You having a boat race?Copy !req
93. Did somebody say... Boat race?Copy !req
94. Super cool!Copy !req
95. I'm in town researching my next picture,
which is about a boat race.Copy !req
96. But I need to borrow a cool boat.Copy !req
97. And a monkey.Copy !req
98. Okay, that should be it.Copy !req
99. Now, let's race!Copy !req
100. I call this the...Copy !req
101. What the heck are you doing here?Copy !req
102. Oh, just because I'm from outer space,
I can't boat race and try and destroy you.Copy !req
103. Is that it?Copy !req
104. Huh?Copy !req
105. Unbelievable!Copy !req
106. Now go!Copy !req
107. Um, we're losing.Copy !req
108. That's why I made some adjustments.Copy !req
109. Go!Copy !req
110. Awesome!Copy !req
111. We're in the lead!Copy !req
112. Not for long, Johnny Test!Copy !req
113. You're going to cheat, sir.Copy !req
114. Of course!Copy !req
115. And it starts with my shark pedos!Copy !req
116. We've got company!Copy !req
117. And we've got colorful buttons.Copy !req
118. And you know what they do, right?Copy !req
119. No idea.Copy !req
120. Well, we're safe.Copy !req
121. Yeah, but now we're in last place.Copy !req
122. But cool.Copy !req
123. We'll just fly to the finish.Copy !req
124. No, that is cheating, Johnny.Copy !req
125. And you know cheaters never win.Copy !req
126. I hate it when you're right.Copy !req
127. Hey, I wonder what this button does.Copy !req
128. I wish you would stop pressing buttons on
these races.Copy !req
129. I.Copy !req
130. have the lead.Copy !req
131. And some heart-shaped chocolates for you.Copy !req
132. And I have an anchor for you.Copy !req
133. That's cheating, Susan Test!Copy !req
134. But I still have you!Copy !req
135. We've got to help that round and
unattractive boy, monkey.Copy !req
136. There, there, chubby wet racer.Copy !req
137. Come into our boat.Copy !req
138. Where you can be... dry.Copy !req
139. Uh-huh, great.Copy !req
140. Later, McLoser!Copy !req
141. Help!Copy !req
142. Help!Copy !req
143. Somebody!Copy !req
144. Quick!Copy !req
145. Get on!Copy !req
146. Throw!Copy !req
147. Throw!Copy !req
148. You're not the only ones who can invent
cool boats, Susan!Copy !req
149. And marry, Tess!Copy !req
150. Yes, but I am the only one who can use the
vegan balls!Copy !req
151. Hey, you're cheating!Copy !req
152. That's because cheaters always win!Copy !req
153. We will not lose to that dork!Copy !req
154. You know cheaters never win, right?Copy !req
155. That is a total myth.Copy !req
156. Bridges, however, are not a myth.Copy !req
157. Cool!Copy !req
158. We're catching up!Copy !req
159. I'm not stopping!Copy !req
160. You have to!Copy !req
161. We don't have any room!Copy !req
162. No, but it's the right thing to do.Copy !req
163. Get in!Copy !req
164. Thanks, little brother!Copy !req
165. Thanks, Johnny!Copy !req
166. Great!Copy !req
167. Now the boat is too small and we're losing
the race!Copy !req
168. That could work!Copy !req
169. Throw!Copy !req
170. Throw!Copy !req
171. I told them they were going down!Copy !req
172. Nobody can stop us!Copy !req
173. Throw!Copy !req
174. Throw!Copy !req
175. Oh, I'll stop them by shooting a giant
hole in their boat!Copy !req
176. What do you mean cheaters never win?Copy !req
177. Knock it off, Lobo!Copy !req
178. Cheaters win!Copy !req
179. We're gonna need a bigger boat!Copy !req
180. Now let's get out of here!Copy !req
181. Bigger boats tend to be slower boats.Copy !req
182. I've hacked into the military space
lasers!Copy !req
183. And we'll blast the bridge
into the river and nobodyCopy !req
184. will be able to pass
and we will win the race!Copy !req
185. Yes, just one thing, sir.Copy !req
186. Yeah, yeah, cheaters never win,
blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
187. Now, bye-bye, bridge!Copy !req
188. What I was going to say was, we're on the
bridge.Copy !req
189. Uh-oh.Copy !req
190. Stroke!Copy !req
191. Stroke!Copy !req
192. Stroke!Copy !req
193. Crew, stilt mode, go!Copy !req
194. My bad.Copy !req
195. All me.Copy !req
196. Right here.Copy !req
197. Great.Copy !req
198. Now we're all gonna lose.Copy !req
199. Use your power and move the bridge.Copy !req
200. It's too heavy.Copy !req
201. Just do it, you big green baby!Copy !req
202. Yes, he's doing it!Copy !req
203. And now he's losing it.Copy !req
204. Ah, nice going.Copy !req
205. Well, I'm sorry.Copy !req
206. I'm new at this!Copy !req
207. Uh, the boat's kinda small.Copy !req
208. What's left?Copy !req
209. Just a pontoon party boat.Copy !req
210. Stroke!Copy !req
211. Stroke!Copy !req
212. Stroke!Copy !req
213. I told you you were going down!Copy !req
214. Well, I didn't cheat, but I lost!Copy !req
215. No, Johnny.Copy !req
216. It's never over.Copy !req
217. Till it's over.Copy !req
218. I've still got some dark powers left.Copy !req
219. And we've got flamethrowers!Copy !req
220. And I have my awesome lounge chair!Copy !req
221. Who wants my seat?Copy !req
222. Give it all she's got!Copy !req
223. Who's.Copy !req
224. gonna be super champion of the world,
Kirk?Copy !req
225. All of us!Copy !req
226. Crew, cheat mode!Copy !req
227. Oh, great!Copy !req
228. Now I need to get a new hand!Copy !req
229. Believe it!Copy !req
230. I thought cheaters never win!Copy !req
231. I told you it was a myth!Copy !req
232. No, it's not!Copy !req
233. Look!Copy !req
234. Uh-oh.Copy !req
235. Well, looks like he's going down.Copy !req
236. Oh!Copy !req
237. See, Johnny?Copy !req
238. Even when they win, cheaters never win.Copy !req
239. And the losers are on a super cool
houseboat, and it's party time!Copy !req
240. Huh!Copy !req
241. Who knew losing could be so much fun?Copy !req
242. Good!Copy !req
243. And here's to our next race!Copy !req
244. No, this is it!Copy !req
245. No more races!Copy !req
246. Okay, first one back to the boat house is
the super champion of the world!Copy !req
247. Go!Copy !req
248. Okay, class.Copy !req
249. As you all know, tonight is the science
fair!Copy !req
250. Huh?Copy !req
251. And everyone needs to bring in their
reports and projects!Copy !req
252. I-I made a totally awesome volcano!Copy !req
253. And my nose is also an example of a
fungus!Copy !req
254. And I also want to
remind Johnny that he hasCopy !req
255. no project and the
fair is in four hours!Copy !req
256. Don't worry, Mr. Teacher Man.Copy !req
257. I just forgot it at home and it totally
rocks!Copy !req
258. The science fair is in four hours and I
don't have a project!Copy !req
259. To the lab!Copy !req
260. Hey, sisters, I need a...Copy !req
261. They locked you out!Copy !req
262. Then it's time to crack the code!Copy !req
263. Gil.Copy !req
264. Gil rocks.Copy !req
265. I love Gil.Copy !req
266. Gil's super dreamy.Copy !req
267. Sh-bingo!Copy !req
268. Look at the wonderful meat!Copy !req
269. They must be doing a steak experiment!Copy !req
270. I better test it!Copy !req
271. No, they did my science fair project!Copy !req
272. A meat-eating plant!Copy !req
273. Uh-oh.Copy !req
274. Put the plant down, Johnny Test!Copy !req
275. What's with the alarms?Copy !req
276. And those cool blasters?Copy !req
277. Oh, it's because you are banned from the
lab!Copy !req
278. What?Copy !req
279. What did I do?Copy !req
280. Are you sure we can roast marshmallows
with hydrogen?Copy !req
281. You're not the least bit curious.Copy !req
282. Right.Copy !req
283. But I need this plant for the science fair
in four hours!Copy !req
284. Well, forget it!Copy !req
285. Because this lab is officially on Johnny
Lockdown!Copy !req
286. What the heck does that mean?Copy !req
287. I think I know what it means.Copy !req
288. I am getting into that lab and getting
that plant.Copy !req
289. I don't know.Copy !req
290. They sounded serious.Copy !req
291. But I have a plan.Copy !req
292. I've never tried it before, but it's so
crazy it just might work.Copy !req
293. What?Copy !req
294. Can I please come in and borrow the meat
plant?Copy !req
295. No!Copy !req
296. I said please, and I've never said that
before!Copy !req
297. No!Copy !req
298. You know this means war.Copy !req
299. Bring.Copy !req
300. It.Copy !req
301. On.Copy !req
302. The vans!Copy !req
303. Smart.Copy !req
304. Badgers!Copy !req
305. Even smarter!Copy !req
306. Now, we cut a hole into the bathroom
ceiling...Copy !req
307. And bingo!Copy !req
308. We're in the lab!Copy !req
309. Huh?Copy !req
310. No.Copy !req
311. You're in the transporter.Copy !req
312. Ooh!Copy !req
313. Parisian pastry pops!Copy !req
314. Buy me one, si vous plait!Copy !req
315. They think they can stop me?Copy !req
316. Well, I'm going over their heads!Copy !req
317. So, you're gonna drill through the roof?Copy !req
318. Tire over their heads!Copy !req
319. So, the girls won't let you in the lab,
huh?Copy !req
320. It's not fair!Copy !req
321. He just wants to get in the lab so we can
swipe our Mercury flytrap!Copy !req
322. So he doesn't have to do his science fair
project!Copy !req
323. Can't you just let your brother use the
plan for his project?Copy !req
324. And the written research?Copy !req
325. And your written research?Copy !req
326. No!Copy !req
327. The girls are right!Copy !req
328. Johnny should do the project himself!Copy !req
329. Frankly, honey, I can't believe you!Copy !req
330. I can't believe you!Copy !req
331. In business, it's the group that solves
problems and makes presentations.Copy !req
332. Now, if his own father and sisters aren't
gonna help Johnny complete this task,Copy !req
333. then I will!Copy !req
334. To the lab!Copy !req
335. No!Copy !req
336. Lock down the lab!Copy !req
337. They're not getting in and Johnny's gonna
have to do his own science fair project!Copy !req
338. You do realize you're going up against
Mom, right?Copy !req
339. I know.Copy !req
340. I feel so alive!Copy !req
341. We are so getting into that lab!Copy !req
342. It's no use, Mom.Copy !req
343. They changed the passcode to something
super secret!Copy !req
344. Oh, sweetheart!Copy !req
345. I read their diaries.Copy !req
346. I know all their secrets!Copy !req
347. Gil totally rocks!Copy !req
348. 8-2-2-3!Copy !req
349. Run!Copy !req
350. Paris!Copy !req
351. How nice!Copy !req
352. I will not give up!Copy !req
353. Doggy wants pastry puffs now!Copy !req
354. Oh, come on!Copy !req
355. They look so tasty!Copy !req
356. Now, Johnny's project is
due in one hour, so keep anCopy !req
357. eye and ear out for anything
suspicious and tricky!Copy !req
358. Who is it?Copy !req
359. Susan and Mary, it's Gil!Copy !req
360. I've got free tickets to see the Screamos
tonight!Copy !req
361. Wanna go with me?Copy !req
362. Nice try!Copy !req
363. But we're not fools!Copy !req
364. So go away!Copy !req
365. Hey, Gil!Copy !req
366. What's up?Copy !req
367. Going to a rock concert alone,
I guess.Copy !req
368. Laters, Johnny!Copy !req
369. Your sisters need to learn the importance
of teamwork and support...Copy !req
370. and the blowtorch!Copy !req
371. What's up?Copy !req
372. So this is what we're keeping away from
Johnny, huh?Copy !req
373. Dad, don't get too close!Copy !req
374. Dad!Copy !req
375. Get up, Dad!Copy !req
376. Naughty!Copy !req
377. Naughty!Copy !req
378. Naughty!Copy !req
379. Dad!Copy !req
380. Are you okay?Copy !req
381. Technically, I think I'm barbed.Copy !req
382. Oh, what are they doing now?Copy !req
383. She's lost it.Copy !req
384. You might want to try this ice water.Copy !req
385. Right in her face.Copy !req
386. Wrecking ball too much, right?Copy !req
387. A little bit, yeah.Copy !req
388. Well, sweetheart, it
looks like your selfishCopy !req
389. father, whom I love, and
your sisters have a speech.Copy !req
390. But I was thinking, if we
can't bust into the lab andCopy !req
391. get the flytrap, what if we
get the flytrap to bust out?Copy !req
392. Ooh, if only you applied yourself like
this in school.Copy !req
393. Ha!Copy !req
394. The science fair is in five minutes,
so it looks like we win.Copy !req
395. And Johnny fails!Copy !req
396. As a parent, this is a little bittersweet,
but we rock!Copy !req
397. What's that smell?Copy !req
398. Keep those steaks sizzling, boys!Copy !req
399. Oh,Copy !req
400. no!Copy !req
401. They're tempting Mercury to bust out of
here!Copy !req
402. You're not going anywhere, flytrap!Copy !req
403. Johnny needs to learn to do things by
himself!Copy !req
404. I mean, uh... Johnny wins and...Copy !req
405. Ah!Copy !req
406. Transport out of here!Copy !req
407. He.Copy !req
408. got bigger.Copy !req
409. And he's not gonna fit in the car.Copy !req
410. Hop in, boys!Copy !req
411. I've got such a cool mom.Copy !req
412. Hit it!Copy !req
413. And let's get that egg!Copy !req
414. Volcano!Copy !req
415. Very well-constructed, but not very
original.Copy !req
416. B!Copy !req
417. Nasal fungus!Copy !req
418. Totally gross, but completed.Copy !req
419. C-minus.Copy !req
420. Yes!Copy !req
421. And... Hokey smokes!Copy !req
422. Meet the Dionea muscipula.Copy !req
423. Or as I like to call it, the awesome,
meat-eating Mercury flytrap.Copy !req
424. It's... it's amazing, Johnny!Copy !req
425. It's the most spectacular science project
I've ever seen!Copy !req
426. It still looks hungry!Copy !req
427. Right.Copy !req
428. So, um...Copy !req
429. Now I'll demonstrate what happens when the
carnivorous plant runs out of meat!Copy !req
430. It freaks out.Copy !req
431. Johnny James, your project wants to eat
all of us!Copy !req
432. I'm not getting that A, am I?Copy !req
433. Um... No.Copy !req
434. All.Copy !req
435. right, guys.Copy !req
436. Teamwork does win in the end.Copy !req
437. Yep.Copy !req
438. And we'll need a team to stop the Mercury
flytrap!Copy !req
439. Or we could...Copy !req
440. Good Pastry Puff!Copy !req
441. Still, I feel a little guilty not helping
with the plant.Copy !req
442. You know.Copy !req
443. We'll go back to Pork Valley once the SWAT
team subdues the flytrap.Copy !req
444. Hey!Copy !req
445. That's what they're paid to do!Copy !req
446. Right!Copy !req
447. Waiter, more Pastry Puffs, please!Copy !req
448. And three for the dog!Copy !req
449. I got such a cool, crazy family!Copy !req
450. One, two, three!Copy !req