1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
5. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
7. A need-free dad at home, a super busy mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. What do we make of this?Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
20. What do I make of this?Copy !req
21. Johnny Test.Copy !req
22. Johnny Test.Copy !req
23. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
24. Package for DarkVegan!Copy !req
25. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
26. Finally, after buying every last piece of
space debris on Seabay, I can reassembleCopy !req
27. my destroyed bullfighter and launch my
super-surprise attack on the Earth!Copy !req
28. That works!Copy !req
29. But before I destroy this
wretched planet, I mustCopy !req
30. first destroy its most
feared soldier, Johnny Test!Copy !req
31. Sweetheart, are you plotting to destroy
the Earth again?Copy !req
32. No!Copy !req
33. Then stop evil laughing and come up for
lunch!Copy !req
34. I'm a little busy right now!Copy !req
35. I made toast!Copy !req
36. I'm coming!Copy !req
37. Then I'm coming for you, Johnny Test!Copy !req
38. And you won't stop me this time!Copy !req
39. Any change?Copy !req
40. Nope, he's barely moved all day.Copy !req
41. Whoa!Copy !req
42. Poor little Reptoslicer.Copy !req
43. Maybe he needs more food.Copy !req
44. Let's go!Copy !req
45. Oh, I hate feeding him!Copy !req
46. Yeah, well, I hate feeding you,
but I still do it, don't I?Copy !req
47. Why couldn't Reptoslicer eat mealworms and
not metal car parts like normal lizards?Copy !req
48. Because he's not normal!Copy !req
49. And we have to cheer him up!Copy !req
50. I have you now, Johnny Test!Copy !req
51. Got it!Copy !req
52. Let's go!Copy !req
53. Did you hear something?Copy !req
54. Sounded like screaming, right?Copy !req
55. He's still sad.Copy !req
56. Darn it!Copy !req
57. He thinks he can defeat me by pressing my
buttons?Copy !req
58. Well, not anymore now that my
powers work on... Voice command!Copy !req
59. Rocket boots!Copy !req
60. Wrist ray blasters!Copy !req
61. Enemy great toast!Copy !req
62. Mmm, toast!Copy !req
63. Now to destroy Johnny Test!Copy !req
64. You and I play lots of video games,
right?Copy !req
65. Right!Copy !req
66. Well, maybe Reptoslicer feels left out of
all the action!Copy !req
67. So we'll play Battle Brawl Mania and let
him play, too!Copy !req
68. Fight!Copy !req
69. Perfect!Copy !req
70. I won't even have to enter the house to
destroy him!Copy !req
71. And his little dog, too!Copy !req
72. Watch it, dog!Copy !req
73. Pocket boots!Copy !req
74. What?Copy !req
75. Then I'm going with my wrist ray blasters!Copy !req
76. What?Copy !req
77. Oh, you'll never capture me, cause I'm
going self-eject mode!Copy !req
78. Oh, no.Copy !req
79. Oh, no!Copy !req
80. I will destroy him!Copy !req
81. Then launch my attack on the Earth!Copy !req
82. Ha-ha!Copy !req
83. Isn't this fun, Reptoslicer?Copy !req
84. He's still sad.Copy !req
85. Yep.Copy !req
86. To the lab!Copy !req
87. Wow!Copy !req
88. Well, lots of animals who live in
captivity, Johnny, can develop lethargic,Copy !req
89. depressed personalities.Copy !req
90. It's a natural response to a closed-in,
captured feeling.Copy !req
91. But we can't let him out of his cage!Copy !req
92. He'll shred the town!Copy !req
93. Then Earth!Copy !req
94. Then the universe!Copy !req
95. Then we'll just have to make him a totally
awesome Gigundo cage!Copy !req
96. With lots of room to play and a hot tub!Copy !req
97. We can use the construction drones!Copy !req
98. No!Copy !req
99. You can use our new green construction
drones!Copy !req
100. Just turn them on, and they use only
natural construction materials,Copy !req
101. and are completely Earth-friendly!Copy !req
102. Perfect!Copy !req
103. What can I build for you?Copy !req
104. But I am not Earth-friendly once I destroy
Johnny Test!Copy !req
105. What can I build for you?Copy !req
106. That one must have been a defect!Copy !req
107. Who cares?Copy !req
108. Green construction drones, make
Reptoslicer an awesome new home that heCopy !req
109. will love and be happy again and not look
like that!Copy !req
110. One super cool Reptoslicer super cool pad
coming right up!Copy !req
111. Check it out, Repto old buddy!Copy !req
112. You have a water slide, hot tub,
and VIP area, and disco!Copy !req
113. Rock and roll, buddy!Copy !req
114. Darn it!Copy !req
115. Can you make me a Reptoslicer-proof leash
so I can at least take him outside?Copy !req
116. Oh, he is good!Copy !req
117. And I am done with my suit!Copy !req
118. I am going to destroy
Johnny the old-fashionedCopy !req
119. way by disguising myself
as an ice cream man!Copy !req
120. And it will be Johnny who will be toast!Copy !req
121. This is a bad idea!Copy !req
122. I'm just hoping some fresh air will cheer
him up and...Copy !req
123. Darn it!Copy !req
124. Hmm... You are not going
to let him off the leash!Copy !req
125. No way!Copy !req
126. Maybe just a little taste of freedom will
cheer him up.Copy !req
127. Come on, dog!Copy !req
128. He's been in a cage forever!Copy !req
129. Free ice cream!Copy !req
130. Yes!Copy !req
131. He's happy again!Copy !req
132. And now he's heading downtown.Copy !req
133. Hey, hey!Copy !req
134. Can you make me a Reptoslicer-proof net?Copy !req
135. Hank Anchorman reporting on chaos downtown
where...Copy !req
136. Man, he didn't even get a chance to finish
his report!Copy !req
137. We've got to stop him before he shreds the
town!Copy !req
138. Let's check that building over there,
shall we?Copy !req
139. That's it!Copy !req
140. Forget the Earth!Copy !req
141. I will launch my surprise attack and my
totally rebuilt bow fighter on Johnny Test!Copy !req
142. Got him!Copy !req
143. He looks so happy again!Copy !req
144. I know I said this before, but... I have
you now, Johnny Test!Copy !req
145. That's it!Copy !req
146. That's a good psycho lizard!Copy !req
147. And cut!Copy !req
148. Darn it!Copy !req
149. Hey!Copy !req
150. Here's something loud and scary!Copy !req
151. Just get Reptoslicer!Copy !req
152. Stand still so I can blast you!Copy !req
153. Oh, great!Copy !req
154. He's gonna eat another building!Copy !req
155. He's trapped!Copy !req
156. Now to locate my foe!Copy !req
157. Yes!Copy !req
158. I will destroy him on the roof!Copy !req
159. Almost got him!Copy !req
160. Goodbye, Johnny Test!Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. Gotcha!Copy !req
163. Yes!Copy !req
164. You got me, Johnny Test!Copy !req
165. And I give up!Copy !req
166. I no longer want to
battle you, and this treatyCopy !req
167. states that I will never
attempt to destroy you!Copy !req
168. Poor Earth, for you have beaten my every
move today!Copy !req
169. Hm?Copy !req
170. What are you talking about?Copy !req
171. Our battle brawl mania?Copy !req
172. Were you defeated me, like, nine times
today?Copy !req
173. Um, I've been trying to cheer up
Reptoslicer all day.Copy !req
174. You mean you weren't even dying?Copy !req
175. But you signed a treaty and must abide by
it!Copy !req
176. Darn it!Copy !req
177. And I didn't even know any creatures from
Razorium even existed on Earth!Copy !req
178. Razorium?Copy !req
179. What?Copy !req
180. Well, I'm gonna miss him.Copy !req
181. Not really.Copy !req
182. But Reptoslicer sure is gonna be happy
here.Copy !req
183. But oops!Copy !req
184. Our treaty!Copy !req
185. Oh, I guess our non-fighting treaty is
void!Copy !req
186. And we can have another battle brawl
mania!Copy !req
187. Can you at least wait till we get back to
Earth before you try to destroy us?Copy !req
188. Oh, yeah, I can wait.Copy !req
189. Too much!Copy !req
190. Too much!Copy !req
191. Johnny!Copy !req
192. Oh, I had another Johnnymare!Copy !req
193. Was it the one where
he superglues himselfCopy !req
194. to you and only risky
surgery can remove him?Copy !req
195. Worse!Copy !req
196. The one where Johnny stays young forever
and never leaves the house?Copy !req
197. It was the one where he's off to college
soon?Copy !req
198. And it costs $70,000 a year!Copy !req
199. That wasn't a Johnnymare, honey.Copy !req
200. Our little angel really is off to college
soon.Copy !req
201. And with rising tuitions, college will
cost $70,000 a year.Copy !req
202. And... oh.Copy !req
203. Wait a minute.Copy !req
204. The girls have full scholarships to Park
Belly Tech because they're geniuses!Copy !req
205. But, Johnny!Copy !req
206. What you doing?Copy !req
207. Inventing the human tree slingshot.Copy !req
208. You can't be serious.Copy !req
209. Johnny will be fine.Copy !req
210. He just needs to grow up a little and find
out what he's truly gifted at.Copy !req
211. Which, right now, is making a mess.Copy !req
212. Tree slingshots, rock!Copy !req
213. I'll get a broom.Copy !req
214. How will Johnny ever get a free college
scholarship when his gift is making a mess?Copy !req
215. I'd clean this up, Dad, but you are like
the greatest sweeper in the world.Copy !req
216. He is right.Copy !req
217. You are amazing.Copy !req
218. But we have to find out what
Johnny is amazing at so he canCopy !req
219. get a scholarship and we
don't have to pay for his college.Copy !req
220. Did someone say scholarship?Copy !req
221. Because I just got one at Pork Belly Tech,
yo!Copy !req
222. A scholarship?Copy !req
223. But you can barely spell your own name!Copy !req
224. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
225. But I play football.Copy !req
226. Bet!Copy !req
227. I guess I can throw really hard or
something.Copy !req
228. Let us!Copy !req
229. Hmm... That's it!Copy !req
230. What's it?Copy !req
231. Johnny will get a football scholarship!Copy !req
232. But I don't know how to play football.Copy !req
233. That's why I'm gonna be your personal
coach and teach you!Copy !req
234. I don't like the look of this.Copy !req
235. College scholarship, here we come!Copy !req
236. Hi, this is Lila Test.Copy !req
237. I'd like to increase my home insurance
policy, please.Copy !req
238. Now, let's get you started on my way to
free college!Copy !req
239. I don't wanna do this!Copy !req
240. Don't care!Copy !req
241. Now, chapter one, how to throw like a pro.Copy !req
242. We can help Johnny get a football
scholarship, Dad.Copy !req
243. With minor surgery and our latest
invention, the plasmatic arm.Copy !req
244. A self-powered and self-operating
prosthetic super arm.Copy !req
245. He'll be a football-throwing monster!Copy !req
246. That arm!Copy !req
247. Emphasis on monster, which your brother
always becomes after your experiments.Copy !req
248. Cool arm.Copy !req
249. I'll take it.Copy !req
250. What's your point?Copy !req
251. My point is, it's cheating,
dangerous, and I'm gonnaCopy !req
252. get Johnny a scholarship
the old-fashioned way.Copy !req
253. By being an overbearing
parent who forces hisCopy !req
254. kid to play sports they
have no desire to play.Copy !req
255. Oh, dude, you are toast.Copy !req
256. Now, a successful quarterback must have an
accurate arm.Copy !req
257. So throw the balls into the tire,
superstar son!Copy !req
258. I'm not giving up.Copy !req
259. Then I'm gonna get more home insurance.Copy !req
260. Watch the master.Copy !req
261. I don't know how you do it, Dad.Copy !req
262. It's all in the hips.Copy !req
263. I can teach you, but they don't give out
scholarships for sweeping!Copy !req
264. Well, don't sweat it, Dad, cause I have
some news you're gonna love.Copy !req
265. You're secretly a genius
like your sisters in theCopy !req
266. past eleven years with a
cruel trick you played on me?Copy !req
267. Better!Copy !req
268. I'm not going to college!Copy !req
269. Four more years of school?Copy !req
270. Not for this boy!Copy !req
271. No way!Copy !req
272. So, let us...Copy !req
273. You think he'll go for it?Copy !req
274. Ha!Copy !req
275. No.Copy !req
276. I need you to have my back all day.Copy !req
277. You know that.Copy !req
278. I'm preparing myself now.Copy !req
279. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
280. Now, baseball is all about hitting.Copy !req
281. What is that?Copy !req
282. I've invested in your future by purchasing
the High Heat 9000 Pitching Machine.Copy !req
283. Do you even know how to use it?Copy !req
284. How hard can it be, right?Copy !req
285. Now, get ready for free college,
son!Copy !req
286. Stop!Copy !req
287. Stop!Copy !req
288. Don't worry.Copy !req
289. I'll get a broom and sweep this up.Copy !req
290. I'm telling you, Dad, you are the sweeping
king.Copy !req
291. Now, let's forget this scholarship thing
so I can go back to goofing off and...Copy !req
292. I'm still not giving up.Copy !req
293. Darn it!Copy !req
294. What the heck is lacrosse?Copy !req
295. Lacrosse is the oldest team sport in North
America.Copy !req
296. It was invented by
Native Americans in theCopy !req
297. 12th century, and they
play at Pork Belly Tech.Copy !req
298. Now... Catch!Copy !req
299. Hey, I caught it!Copy !req
300. I brought you the big broom from the
garage.Copy !req
301. Thanks, son.Copy !req
302. Sports scholarship attempts in the front
yard!Copy !req
303. Johnny, can you think
of anything you mightCopy !req
304. be gifted at that could
get us free college?Copy !req
305. Hey, Test!Copy !req
306. It's time for your three o'clock beating.Copy !req
307. Bullies, it's cool, say I run fast.Copy !req
308. Get back here, Test!Copy !req
309. Man, your son can run, Mr. Test.Copy !req
310. I think I'll skip today's beating.Copy !req
311. See you tomorrow!Copy !req
312. That's it!Copy !req
313. Track and field, home to over 15 different
running events and scholarships.Copy !req
314. I said I was good at it.Copy !req
315. I didn't say I wanted to do it.Copy !req
316. You need a scholarship.Copy !req
317. Now run or else.Copy !req
318. You're gonna shoot me?Copy !req
319. What?Copy !req
320. No, it's a starting gun.Copy !req
321. Now... Go!Copy !req
322. I hit a helicopter.Copy !req
323. I think it's headed for our street.Copy !req
324. It's me.Copy !req
325. Uh, get yourself and the girls out of the
house.Copy !req
326. It's just a hunch.Copy !req
327. I'm okay.Copy !req
328. Um, you swept the walls away?Copy !req
329. Walls?Copy !req
330. We don't need walls.Copy !req
331. We need to get you a scholarship.Copy !req
332. He's lost it.Copy !req
333. College must be really expensive.Copy !req
334. Forget what I said before!Copy !req
335. Give Johnny the psycho arm so he can throw
like the pros.Copy !req
336. Only faster and stronger and better!Copy !req
337. But you said it was cheating.Copy !req
338. And dangerous.Copy !req
339. But now I'm saying I don't care.Copy !req
340. Cause I can't afford college!Copy !req
341. Are you telling me your son can throw a
football better than anyone on the team?Copy !req
342. He will blow the whole team away.Copy !req
343. Okay, let's see what he's got.Copy !req
344. Let him have it, son!Copy !req
345. Whoa!Copy !req
346. Man, that kid can throw.Copy !req
347. I'd love to have him on the team.Copy !req
348. Yes!Copy !req
349. If I still had one!Copy !req
350. Your son just destroyed my whole team!Copy !req
351. Uh-oh.Copy !req
352. Hey, honey?Copy !req
353. It's me again.Copy !req
354. So, you would say you couldn't control the
plasmatic arm.Copy !req
355. It's like it had a mind of its own.Copy !req
356. Got it.Copy !req
357. And why is Dad still sweeping when there's
nothing left to sweep?Copy !req
358. I think it helps him forget.Copy !req
359. I feel bad.Copy !req
360. I'm just not good at sports.Copy !req
361. In some ways, it's not your fault.Copy !req
362. Dad has no real athletic skill in his
genetics to pass down to you.Copy !req
363. Here, kids.Copy !req
364. If you need me, I'll be
lying face down in theCopy !req
365. grass, crying until a
construction crew arrives.Copy !req
366. Well, we didn't get Johnny a scholarship.Copy !req
367. But with the extra home insurance I
bought, we can redo the kitchen.Copy !req
368. I'll get that.Copy !req
369. Let me get this one, Dad.Copy !req
370. You swept a lot today.Copy !req
371. Huh?Copy !req
372. He swept all the bricks away.Copy !req
373. That... that was amazing!Copy !req
374. Huh.Copy !req
375. I guess you really did pass something down
to Johnny, Dad.Copy !req
376. Sweeping.Copy !req
377. Too bad there's not a sport that needs
sweepers.Copy !req
378. Huh?Copy !req
379. Hey, kid!Copy !req
380. How'd you like a curling scholarship to
Pork Belly Tech?Copy !req
381. What the heck is curling?Copy !req
382. Just an Olympic sport
where players slide graniteCopy !req
383. on ice towards a target
and guide them with brooms!Copy !req
384. You mean there's a sport that involves
sweeping?Copy !req
385. And your son has got the gift!Copy !req
386. Whoa!Copy !req
387. And I'm offering Johnny and that arm a
full scholarship to Pork Belly Tech.Copy !req
388. Yes!Copy !req
389. But he's not going to college yet.Copy !req
390. We await.Copy !req
391. Awesome!Copy !req
392. I'm so proud of you, son.Copy !req
393. And now that your college is paid for,
you can go home and be a kid again!Copy !req
394. Yes!Copy !req
395. I'm loving my new kitchen.Copy !req
396. Now get the broom.Copy !req
397. Cookie Jar.Copy !req
398. Oh!Copy !req
399. I'm so proud of you, son,Copy !req