1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
5. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
7. A need-free dad at home, a super-busy mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. And this is the Philpister bling-bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. What do we make of this?Copy !req
17. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
18. Why do I make-Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test!Copy !req
20. And I want you to pick up all your things,
starting with a backpack.Copy !req
21. Oh, yeah, and... Hey!Copy !req
22. It's time to party and... Uh-oh.Copy !req
23. What do you want?Copy !req
24. A sleepover!Copy !req
25. So what does that have to do with us?Copy !req
26. Cuz Johnny's gonna ask Gil next door to
sleepover and he'll say... Sure, Johnny brah.Copy !req
27. And we slip in for our new secret door
panel system.Copy !req
28. And kiss him like Princess Charming's
kissing sleeping beauty dude.Copy !req
29. Johnny, pick up your things!Copy !req
30. I want an automatic stuff
picker-upper that I can ride,Copy !req
31. that has cup holders
and it'll pick up all my stuff.Copy !req
32. Get it to Gil's and we'll get to work.Copy !req
33. Hey Johnny, what can I do?Copy !req
34. Do you wanna sleep over at my house
tonight?Copy !req
35. I've got arcade games and a robot band.Copy !req
36. Oh, sorry Johnny brah, but I'm not really
into that stuff.Copy !req
37. Well, what are you into?Copy !req
38. Uh, onions.Copy !req
39. I like onions.Copy !req
40. Great, I got onions too.Copy !req
41. Then I'll be there at 8pm sharp.Copy !req
42. Oh, I see.Copy !req
43. So you'll ask Gil for a sleepover,
but not moi!Copy !req
44. What's with the blue hair?Copy !req
45. It's my new wild look.Copy !req
46. Ya like?Copy !req
47. It's horrible.Copy !req
48. Now, if I sleep over, I could sneak a kiss
to my sleeping Susan and I'll be herCopy !req
49. Prince Charming and she'll awake and date
my new red hair.Copy !req
50. Forget it.Copy !req
51. And besides...Copy !req
52. Dear all Eugene's friends, he's not
allowed on any sleepovers!Copy !req
53. Uh-huh!Copy !req
54. But I will be at home because...Copy !req
55. Blink 2 stays at home and Mom thinks I'm
at home, but I'm partying with you!Copy !req
56. Really?Copy !req
57. Perhaps cash will change your mind.Copy !req
58. The sleepovers start at 8pm and bring two
bags of onions.Copy !req
59. See you there, Johnny!Copy !req
60. You're not sleeping over, I am!Copy !req
61. I said I'm sleeping over!Copy !req
62. A sleepover?Copy !req
63. That sounds like earthly fun, Johnny.Copy !req
64. Uh, on Earth though, girls don't have
sleepovers at boys' houses.Copy !req
65. It's... complicated.Copy !req
66. Fine.Copy !req
67. Then I'll ask your sisters.Copy !req
68. Trying to put the moves on my little girl,
eh, Johnny Test?Copy !req
69. No.Copy !req
70. And what are moves?Copy !req
71. I have my eye on you.Copy !req
72. Both eyes!Copy !req
73. Sure, Jillian.Copy !req
74. You can sleep over.Copy !req
75. But stay away from Gil next door.Copy !req
76. He's ours!Copy !req
77. Hey-hey, the new passage system rocks!Copy !req
78. And so do sleepovers.Copy !req
79. I'll see you at 8, Johnny.Copy !req
80. So, Johnny, what do you think?Copy !req
81. No, no, I want it colorful.Copy !req
82. With tubes and stuff and...
Ooh, an escape hatch.Copy !req
83. We're not made of money, you know.Copy !req
84. Keep the change.Copy !req
85. Johnny, I have worked
two hours picking up yourCopy !req
86. stuff, and I want this
house-kept spickens Van.Copy !req
87. And I want it quiet all night long.Copy !req
88. Gil, what are you doing here?Copy !req
89. Having a sleepover with Johnny.Copy !req
90. It's gonna rock you.Copy !req
91. Who said you could have a sleepover?Copy !req
92. Hey, word up, Mr. T.Copy !req
93. Here's your onions, Donovan.Copy !req
94. Now let's party.Copy !req
95. Hi.Copy !req
96. I'm sleeping over.Copy !req
97. A girl?Copy !req
98. She's staying with us!Copy !req
99. No sleepover!Copy !req
100. Oh, please!Copy !req
101. Daddy, we love you!Copy !req
102. And remember, our college is free!Copy !req
103. Oh, okay.Copy !req
104. But only because you said free college.Copy !req
105. But if there is one thing in
this house, dropped, brokenCopy !req
106. or destroyed, I am holding
you accountable, Johnny!Copy !req
107. How is that fair?Copy !req
108. It's not.Copy !req
109. Now, I'm going upstairs,
and I want no trouble,Copy !req
110. no mess, and boys and
girls separated all night!Copy !req
111. Okay, so, I'll get Gil to sleep ASAP so
you can smooch him.Copy !req
112. And we'll complete the house picker-upper
9000.Copy !req
113. That is a horrible name.Copy !req
114. We'll work on it.Copy !req
115. Split up!Copy !req
116. Oh, great onions, Johnny brah.Copy !req
117. Alright, when do I get to smooch the
sleeping Susan?Copy !req
118. Hey, let's put on some soothing music and
hit the old sack, huh?Copy !req
119. But I didn't finish my onions,
yo.Copy !req
120. And I'm...Copy !req
121. No mess and no trouble.Copy !req
122. And I spoke too soon, didn't I?Copy !req
123. I will not stay in your house,
Bling One, because it is I, Bling Two,Copy !req
124. that wants to have sleep over fun!Copy !req
125. Where have I seen this before?Copy !req
126. Well, Bling it on!Copy !req
127. Grilled onions.Copy !req
128. Awesome!Copy !req
129. Johnny, what is going on?Copy !req
130. Oh, just playing video games and rocking
out.Copy !req
131. Sorry.Copy !req
132. Check out these noise-reducing headphones.Copy !req
133. I don't want headphones and...Copy !req
134. Hmm.Copy !req
135. These are awesome!Copy !req
136. And even though I can't hear anything,
I don't want to see one mess!Copy !req
137. Ah!Copy !req
138. We've gotta stop them!Copy !req
139. So, on sleepovers, I just sit here
and watch you guys build... that.Copy !req
140. And stay away from guilt!Copy !req
141. The boys sound like they are having fun.Copy !req
142. Let's check it out!Copy !req
143. No, no, no.Copy !req
144. We have to stay separated and...Copy !req
145. Johnny's sleepover looks way more fun than
yours.Copy !req
146. Ah!Copy !req
147. Girl with the wild green hair.Copy !req
148. I love you!Copy !req
149. I told you to stay away from Jill!Copy !req
150. Um... Girl with the
glasses and sour demeanor!Copy !req
151. I love you!Copy !req
152. I told you to stay away from Susan,
because I'm gonna get Susan!Copy !req
153. And I'm gonna get you, Jillian!Copy !req
154. And I better get you out of here!Copy !req
155. Run!Copy !req
156. Okay, I think we're safe.Copy !req
157. This isn't what it looks like.Copy !req
158. I said stay away from my Jillian!Copy !req
159. Stop!Copy !req
160. You're making a mess!Copy !req
161. I was trying to hit you...Copy !req
162. Eugene!Copy !req
163. Why aren't you at home?Copy !req
164. Mom!Copy !req
165. What are you doing here?Copy !req
166. I'm a big boy now!Copy !req
167. And... Ow!Copy !req
168. You're coming home with me!Copy !req
169. And... I lock green hair, girl!Copy !req
170. Would you like to...
I lost my glasses!Copy !req
171. I can't see!Copy !req
172. I'm flying!Copy !req
173. I'm starving!Copy !req
174. I'm fake!Copy !req
175. Watch it!Copy !req
176. This is so not good and...Copy !req
177. Run!Copy !req
178. Here.Copy !req
179. I go!Copy !req
180. I'm not sure the house is spotless,
like you promised your dad.Copy !req
181. You think?Copy !req
182. Now to brush my teeth and then it's
downstairs for some warm milk!Copy !req
183. Sleepovers are exciting!Copy !req
184. You have to go!Copy !req
185. You'll watch you and Susan wants to
destroy you and I need a clean house!Copy !req
186. I'm staying!Copy !req
187. I'm having fun!Copy !req
188. We'll flip a coin.Copy !req
189. I don't have a coin!Copy !req
190. Fine!Copy !req
191. Well, spin this beaker!Copy !req
192. If it lands on you, you stay!Copy !req
193. If it lands on me, you go!Copy !req
194. Johnny Test?Copy !req
195. Again, this is not what it looks like!Copy !req
196. And I need my cleaner upper thingy!Copy !req
197. That is a horrible name!Copy !req
198. You should have listened to your father,
cause look at this scene!Copy !req
199. Everything's messy and nothing is clean!Copy !req
200. So when did the girls create the talking
fish?Copy !req
201. My lipstick smudged on you.Copy !req
202. A lot!Copy !req
203. I have you now, Johnny Test!Copy !req
204. It's not what it looks like!Copy !req
205. Please tell me the save my butt machine is
done!Copy !req
206. It's called the 12-handed
picker-upper-fluffer-whuffer!Copy !req
207. I don't care what it's called,
I just need it now!Copy !req
208. Okay, this time I'm blingin' the heat!Copy !req
209. Blingin' the heat.Copy !req
210. Mom and bling too!Copy !req
211. Johnny Test, I will destroy you and...Copy !req
212. I'm telling you, I've seen this somewhere
before.Copy !req
213. I'm clean, I'm fresh, I'm smooth as silk.Copy !req
214. Now, to the kitchen for meatloaf and milk!Copy !req
215. Now, let's try sleep mode.Copy !req
216. Oh, my God!Copy !req
217. Whoa, and...Copy !req
218. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
219. We thought we'd have a big, non-messy camp
out downstairs.Copy !req
220. Well, you've been
perfect all night, son, andCopy !req
221. I'm proud of you, and
you enjoy your sleepover.Copy !req
222. I'll see you all in the morning!Copy !req
223. Is he gone?Copy !req
224. Yep.Copy !req
225. Great.Copy !req
226. Then finally, we get.Copy !req
227. to...Copy !req
228. Sean...Copy !req
229. Oh, well.Copy !req
230. I guess they'll kiss him on the next
sleepover.Copy !req
231. But there can be no more
sleepovers here and for you,Copy !req
232. because shlopper
whuppernupperedupper, flufferedupperedoo!Copy !req
233. Maybe I saw this in a book.Copy !req
234. I'm off to school and...Copy !req
235. What's this?Copy !req
236. That is the mother of all warts.Copy !req
237. Maybe even the father.Copy !req
238. What?Copy !req
239. How did I get a wart?Copy !req
240. Think back.Copy !req
241. Did you do anything unusual that would
have caused the wart?Copy !req
242. Look, I can juggle toads.Copy !req
243. The day Tess kisses a warthog is the day I
put on a dress.Copy !req
244. Darn it!Copy !req
245. Here you go, my pretty.Copy !req
246. Thanks for the free lollipop, kindly old
warty old hag.Copy !req
247. Nope, nothing's ringing a bell.Copy !req
248. Well, you can't go to school with that
thing growing out of your hand.Copy !req
249. To the lab!Copy !req
250. I suppose we could remove the wart with
our prismatic laser.Copy !req
251. Right!Copy !req
252. The laser.Copy !req
253. Okay, you're both talking funny,
but get rid of this thing!Copy !req
254. Now, whatever you do, don't move!Copy !req
255. You know this wart thingy's on my hand,
right?Copy !req
256. Oops!Copy !req
257. Our bad.Copy !req
258. Did it work?Copy !req
259. Unfortunately, no.Copy !req
260. Looks like the prismatic generator
croaked.Copy !req
261. And we're gonna need a few hours to fix
it.Copy !req
262. The wart looks even bigger now.Copy !req
263. And it looks like I've gotta live with it
today.Copy !req
264. So, come on, warty!Copy !req
265. We're off to school!Copy !req
266. Did he just name his wart?Copy !req
267. Warty!Copy !req
268. Thorn this lock!Copy !req
269. I forgot the combo again.Copy !req
270. Psst!Copy !req
271. Johnny, down here.Copy !req
272. Hey!Copy !req
273. Talking wart!Copy !req
274. Not just a talking wart.Copy !req
275. You're talking, warty.Copy !req
276. Now, turn left to 22, right to 13,
then bring it home to 33.Copy !req
277. Thanks, warty!Copy !req
278. You are totally freaky, but helpful!Copy !req
279. Now, let's hustle the math class.Copy !req
280. We don't wanna be late.Copy !req
281. Wow!Copy !req
282. It's like you're reading my mind.Copy !req
283. Oh, you have no idea.Copy !req
284. Johnny, would you like
to show the class how xCopy !req
285. equals 17 times y minus
14 pi plus e equals cows?Copy !req
286. Uh, no.Copy !req
287. Well, do it anyway!Copy !req
288. Psst, Johnny.Copy !req
289. Scratch your head.Copy !req
290. Now, look at the problem and repeat after
me.Copy !req
291. Well, there's no mathematical way that x
could have an exponential expression of 17.Copy !req
292. Do you think you copied it wrong out of
the teacher's textbook?Copy !req
293. Because the real answer isn't a tangible
or cows, but the expression known as pi.Copy !req
294. Uh, uh, except 17.Copy !req
295. He's... he's right!Copy !req
296. Another thing you need to work on is using
people's names when you address them.Copy !req
297. It shows you care.Copy !req
298. Hey!Copy !req
299. You knocked my stuff on the floor!Copy !req
300. Any last words, test?Copy !req
301. Well, you think you're tough, don't you,
Bumper?Copy !req
302. Well, all I see is a sad little boy
trapped in the body of a hulking lummux.Copy !req
303. Who said that?Copy !req
304. It wasn't me, I swear!Copy !req
305. It was my wart.Copy !req
306. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
307. I'm Johnny's wart.Copy !req
308. And sure, you're big and strong,
but I know you're weak.Copy !req
309. Why do you bully, Bumper?Copy !req
310. Is it because your dad wants you to become
a bone-crushing wrestler?Copy !req
311. Oh, or is it something else?Copy !req
312. Like deep down, you really want to open
your own flower shop.Copy !req
313. Because you're
nothing but a sensitiveCopy !req
314. nectar-sniffing nerd
trapped in a bully's body.Copy !req
315. It's true.Copy !req
316. I want to be good and love flowers,
but bullying is all I know.Copy !req
317. Did you see that?Copy !req
318. Johnny Tess took Bumper down and he didn't
even lift a finger!Copy !req
319. Johnny Tess broke Bumper's finger and
didn't even touch him!Copy !req
320. Johnny's broke!Copy !req
321. And Bumper beat his pants and loves
unicorns!Copy !req
322. Um, so are you the kid with the
cool-talking wart?Copy !req
323. You know it.Copy !req
324. How can the Johnny be of assistance?Copy !req
325. We're like having a really cool party and
we wanted to invite the wart.Copy !req
326. Hmm.Copy !req
327. Bumper, no, sorry.Copy !req
328. We come as a set.Copy !req
329. Fine, Flamehead can come too, but he
better be cool.Copy !req
330. Wow!Copy !req
331. Having a wart on my hand is the best thing
that ever happened to me!Copy !req
332. Me too, Johnny!Copy !req
333. Me too!Copy !req
334. Uh, that laugh was a little creepy.Copy !req
335. And completely inappropriate.Copy !req
336. Hey, can you forgive me, Johnny?Copy !req
337. Aw, I could never be mad at you,
warty.Copy !req
338. Ooh!Copy !req
339. I was not watching that.Copy !req
340. And how was school with wart-zilla?Copy !req
341. You mean warty, the coolest wart ever?Copy !req
342. Because it can talk, and now cheerleaders
invite me to parties!Copy !req
343. Big deal!Copy !req
344. I'm a talking dog, or didn't you notice?Copy !req
345. And did you just say cheerleaders like
you?Copy !req
346. Yeah, and it's thanks to a talking wart,
not a talking dog.Copy !req
347. Ah, that's freaky!Copy !req
348. Ew, the creepy eyes are new, but...Copy !req
349. These'll make warty look cool.Copy !req
350. And for your information, dog,
I'm a wart!Copy !req
351. And I'm taking Johnny on the journey of a
lifetime!Copy !req
352. He's the perfect host!Copy !req
353. Uh, I mean, buddy, yeah, buddy!Copy !req
354. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to pick
out some fly clothes for the pot-tay!Copy !req
355. Oh, you weren't invited, were you?Copy !req
356. No way!Copy !req
357. It talks!Copy !req
358. And it came to life!Copy !req
359. Yeah!Copy !req
360. We're such geniuses!Copy !req
361. You mean you planned this talking tumor?Copy !req
362. It was more of a theory we were working
on.Copy !req
363. Great, amazing, really good.Copy !req
364. Now neutralize it before it goes crazy or
something!Copy !req
365. Are you nuts?Copy !req
366. Can't you see he's more than just an
incredibly ugly heap of skin?Copy !req
367. Hey, you're no supermodel.Copy !req
368. He's my buddy!Copy !req
369. Since Warty came along, my life's been
awesome!Copy !req
370. I ace math, crush bumper, and I party with
the cheerleaders!Copy !req
371. Hey, that wart just stuck his tongue out
at me!Copy !req
372. Dude, you seem a little jealous.Copy !req
373. Oh, gotcha!Copy !req
374. Right!Copy !req
375. Me?Copy !req
376. Jealous of a wart?Copy !req
377. Yeah.Copy !req
378. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
379. Oh, you know what?Copy !req
380. Fine.Copy !req
381. Don't get rid of the wart.Copy !req
382. See if I care!Copy !req
383. And let's see what happens
tomorrow when I haveCopy !req
384. another great day with the
greatest wart in the world!Copy !req
385. Sleep tight, Johnny boy.Copy !req
386. Cause when you wake up in the morning,
you're gonna feel like a brand new person.Copy !req
387. Not much of a brain to work with,
but it'll do.Copy !req
388. Because it'll soon be mine!Copy !req
389. Like all of Johnny will be mine!Copy !req
390. Then I will begin my conquest to make the
world mine!Copy !req
391. Oops, did I just say that out loud?Copy !req
392. Yeah, and I heard all of it, you
diabolical little blemish!Copy !req
393. Rad, I forgot the dog can talk.Copy !req
394. And if the girls won't remove you,
I will!Copy !req
395. Never!Copy !req
396. Johnny, wake up!Copy !req
397. That wart's trying to take over your body!Copy !req
398. You're too late, Dookie.Copy !req
399. Ah!Copy !req
400. We'll see about that.Copy !req
401. Wake up!Copy !req
402. The wart has attached itself to Johnny's
brain and it's going to take over his body!Copy !req
403. That's right, and... How do
you make the arms move?Copy !req
404. Okay, I guess this can't wait until
morning.Copy !req
405. We've got to get rid of him before he
takes over Johnny's cerebral cortex!Copy !req
406. But you can't get rid of me!Copy !req
407. I'm Johnny now!Copy !req
408. Do something!Copy !req
409. If we remove the wart now, it would be
like giving Johnny a lobotomy!Copy !req
410. Is that an option?Copy !req
411. No!Copy !req
412. And I've got full control of Johnny now!Copy !req
413. Now let's see how you like being removed!Copy !req
414. I win, dog!Copy !req
415. Now I'll make more warts!Copy !req
416. Not as handsome as me, mind you,
but just as powerful!Copy !req
417. And we'll spread like, uh, warts!Copy !req
418. And we'll take over more bodies!Copy !req
419. And soon I'll rule the new wart world!Copy !req
420. A world led by a dirty, scheming parasite
living in the body of my best friend!Copy !req
421. Cause that's all you'll ever be!Copy !req
422. If you're trying to psych me out,
it will never work!Copy !req
423. And you'll never be a whole person!Copy !req
424. You'll never be anything without Johnny!Copy !req
425. Because you can't survive without him!Copy !req
426. You're wrong!Copy !req
427. I'm an amazing wart!Copy !req
428. I can talk!Copy !req
429. No, you're nothing without Johnny!Copy !req
430. Oh, I'm nothing without Johnny!Copy !req
431. Now he's nothing without me!Copy !req
432. And I'll prove it!Copy !req
433. I can't believe I fell for that!Copy !req
434. Johnny, how many fingers am I holding up?Copy !req
435. Two!Copy !req
436. Ow!Copy !req
437. Wrong!Copy !req
438. Dogs don't have fingers!Copy !req
439. He tried to take over my brain!Copy !req
440. How come you never listened to me?Copy !req
441. So what are you gonna do with me?Copy !req
442. Johnny, come on!Copy !req
443. You gotta admit, we made a pretty good
team!Copy !req
444. I gave you math answers, I destroyed
bumper...Copy !req
445. Hmm...Copy !req
446. Cheerleaders!Copy !req
447. Hmm... Oh, darn luck again!Copy !req
448. 22 right, 13 left, then 33!Copy !req
449. Thanks, warty!Copy !req
450. You're late for science!Copy !req
451. It's today's schedule and you got that
multiple choice test in math!Copy !req
452. Remember, if you're not sure, always go
with your first answer!Copy !req
453. Got it!Copy !req
454. Don't forget your clean socks for gym
class!Copy !req
455. And straighten up, young man!Copy !req
456. Come on, you slump it!Copy !req
457. Too aggressive, right?Copy !req
458. Sorry, Johnny!Copy !req
459. I'll work on it!Copy !req
460. You got it!Copy !req
461. You got it!Copy !req
462. You got it!Copy !req
463. You got it!Copy !req