1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
5. A need-free dad at home, a super-busy mom.Copy !req
6. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
7. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
8. Mega-action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
9. A raise bazaar but bling bling,
what do I make of this?Copy !req
10. Johnny Test This is the life of a boy
named Johnny Test.Copy !req
11. Johnny Test This is the life of a boy
named Johnny Test.Copy !req
12. All right, Tess kids, it's your mother's
birthday and we're gonna make it extraCopy !req
13. special with a super-surprise breakfast
and budget-appropriate gifts!Copy !req
14. Try to get her a good birthday present
this year, Dad.Copy !req
15. Not like last year's inappropriate
jackhammer.Copy !req
16. It was on sale and an excellent value.Copy !req
17. I think she wants a new dining room.Copy !req
18. What makes you say that?Copy !req
19. She left catalogs all over the house with
pictures of it and sticky notes saying...Copy !req
20. I want this for
my... I can fix that.Copy !req
21. And dining room tables cost more than
$43.87.Copy !req
22. And the birthday budget says that's all
I'm allowed to spend.Copy !req
23. Now, Susan and Mary, you make the surprise
breakfast while I go gift shopping.Copy !req
24. Wait, what's my birthday job?Copy !req
25. The most important job of all.Copy !req
26. Sitting here and making sure she doesn't
ruin her birthday surprise like she doesCopy !req
27. every year by coming downstairs before
we're ready.Copy !req
28. I'm on birthday guard duty?Copy !req
29. Do not let your mother leave this room
until everything is perfect.Copy !req
30. But I wanted to make mom my special Johnny
Cakes for breakfast.Copy !req
31. We'll trade with you.Copy !req
32. We hate cooking.Copy !req
33. But we make great birthday surprise
security guards.Copy !req
34. Cool uniforms.Copy !req
35. And what's a Johnny Cake?Copy !req
36. I have no idea.Copy !req
37. But let's start cooking, dog!Copy !req
38. So, after adding all this junk, I dump
in a little red gush for that extra kick.Copy !req
39. Stir it up.Copy !req
40. Then, you have the batter for my special
birthday Johnny Cakes.Copy !req
41. Um, pancake batter isn't supposed to walk
away like that.Copy !req
42. Yep, I need help.Copy !req
43. And I wonder what surprises my family has
in store for me.Copy !req
44. Stop right there, mom.Copy !req
45. You're on birthday surprise lockdown until
we're ready for you.Copy !req
46. I can't wait.Copy !req
47. Did your father get the dining room set?Copy !req
48. Are you making me pancakes?Copy !req
49. Ooh, just let me look.Copy !req
50. Johnny Cakes, walk away.Copy !req
51. Need help?Copy !req
52. It's just breakfast, Johnny.Copy !req
53. And you wanted to make it.Copy !req
54. So, you do your job and we'll do ours.Copy !req
55. Did somebody say breakfast?Copy !req
56. What are you making, sweetheart?Copy !req
57. You're right, sisters.Copy !req
58. I need to make breakfast on my own.Copy !req
59. Thanks.Copy !req
60. You took their keys, didn't you?Copy !req
61. Bingo.Copy !req
62. Now, to press this happy button here
and...Copy !req
63. What can we build for you?Copy !req
64. You're gonna use the construction drones.Copy !req
65. They're going to construct a better
birthday breakfast than me.Copy !req
66. But... They're
missing something.Copy !req
67. Awesome!Copy !req
68. Hi.Copy !req
69. This dining room set is a bit out of my
price range, but how much save for one chair?Copy !req
70. Thirty bucks?Copy !req
71. No.Copy !req
72. How much are the chair cushions?Copy !req
73. Ah-ha!Copy !req
74. I picked the lock.Copy !req
75. Ah-ha!Copy !req
76. I added high voltage security lasers.Copy !req
77. Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
78. I'll use the windows.Copy !req
79. Happy birthday, Mom!Copy !req
80. Would you like the
Parisian croissant breakfastCopy !req
81. or the morning summer
grapefruit breakfast?Copy !req
82. It's for my mom's birthday!Copy !req
83. And it has to be the biggest, baddest,
tastiest breakfast you can make!Copy !req
84. I'm talking the ultimate taste-splosion
lumberjack surprise birthday breakfast!Copy !req
85. One lumberjack birthday surprise breakfast
coming up in...Copy !req
86. Three...Copy !req
87. Two...Copy !req
88. One...Copy !req
89. Yeah, I think you used too much batter.Copy !req
90. Um, your dad likes a yard full of
pancakes, right?Copy !req
91. Where's the dining set?Copy !req
92. Don't look at the lawn.Copy !req
93. I got her something better and cheaper!Copy !req
94. The super-absorbent shammy-wammy!Copy !req
95. Watch!Copy !req
96. You got her a cleaning thing for her
birthday?Copy !req
97. That bad at gift shopping!Copy !req
98. I'll go exchange this for something
different.Copy !req
99. And is that a gigantic pancake?Copy !req
100. I traded jobs with Susan and Mary.Copy !req
101. That one's just practice!Copy !req
102. Clean it up!Copy !req
103. And I don't care who makes the breakfast,
but it has to be perfect and ready by theCopy !req
104. time I get back with the perfect gift that
your mother will love!Copy !req
105. You guys have to get rid of that giant
pancake.Copy !req
106. It's too big!Copy !req
107. Wasteful request.Copy !req
108. Cannot comply.Copy !req
109. Alternate suggestion.Copy !req
110. Eat the pancake.Copy !req
111. Poisonberry syrup?Copy !req
112. What?Copy !req
113. It would take like a gang of lumberjacks a
week to eat this pancake!Copy !req
114. But I'm willing to give it a shot,
Johnny!Copy !req
115. Hey, Jax!Copy !req
116. You know what I love more than chopping
wood?Copy !req
117. Pancakes!Copy !req
118. I've got to hand it to those drones.Copy !req
119. This meal really is fit for lumberjacks.Copy !req
120. Just clean it up and save enough for my
mom and...Copy !req
121. Pancakes!Copy !req
122. Well,Copy !req
123. look on the bright side.Copy !req
124. The house is clean.Copy !req
125. Yeah, but they ate everything!Copy !req
126. There's nothing left for Mom!Copy !req
127. What was that?Copy !req
128. Did they get me an elephant for my
birthday?Copy !req
129. An elephant could be cool.Copy !req
130. Well, there's only one way to find out.Copy !req
131. And that's...Copy !req
132. Through the skylight and down the roof
and... We're still not ready for you, Mom.Copy !req
133. Man, they are good.Copy !req
134. All right, lumberjacks, you've had your
breakfast, but now you have to get out ofCopy !req
135. here so I can make some more because you're
not gonna ruin my mom's birthday surprise!Copy !req
136. Belly not full.Copy !req
137. More flapcakes!Copy !req
138. You just ate a pancake the size of my
house!Copy !req
139. More flapcakes!Copy !req
140. Do what they say, Johnny!Copy !req
141. They have axes and bushy beards!Copy !req
142. Then we'll stuff them until they can't
take another bite!Copy !req
143. Drones!Copy !req
144. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
145. Now!Copy !req
146. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
147. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
148. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
149. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
150. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
151. Oh!Copy !req
152. Oh!Copy !req
153. I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
154. But look!Copy !req
155. Jax can't eat another bite!Copy !req
156. Now, we just gotta get rid of them before
Dad gets home.Copy !req
157. Then start cooking for Mom
and... Your dad is home.Copy !req
158. Perfume!Copy !req
159. Women like perfume, right?Copy !req
160. Not cheap, it's sticky perfume.Copy !req
161. Don't go in the house.Copy !req
162. I'm still a horrible gift shopper!Copy !req
163. And this is gonna be your mom's worst
birthday ever.Copy !req
164. Oh, you have no idea.Copy !req
165. Now, go back to the store and buy Mom
something that's not terrible.Copy !req
166. She likes music.Copy !req
167. Go get her some music.Copy !req
168. Bye!Copy !req
169. There,Copy !req
170. we'll check it out.Copy !req
171. Jack's not full!Copy !req
172. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
173. Darn it!Copy !req
174. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
175. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
176. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
177. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
178. You invited Lumberjacks to Mom's birthday
breakfast?Copy !req
179. Any store or construction drugs?Copy !req
180. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
181. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
182. More Johnny Cakes!Copy !req
183. Correction!Copy !req
184. We destroyed your construction drones!Copy !req
185. Well, Mom will certainly be surprised.Copy !req
186. And it's all my fault!Copy !req
187. I shouldn't have broken into the lab and
made the drones cook for me.Copy !req
188. But my food crawled away and I wanted Mom
to have the best birthday breakfast ever!Copy !req
189. Because she's amazing and wonderful and I
love her so much!Copy !req
190. And I'm nothing but a birthday surprise
destroyer and I ruined everything!Copy !req
191. And Mom deserves more because she's again
amazing and wonderful and I love her!Copy !req
192. There's only one thing we Jack's love more
than chopping wood and eating flap cakes!Copy !req
193. And that's Mom!Copy !req
194. Mom's are the world's most valuable
resource!Copy !req
195. Hello, Mama.Copy !req
196. I just wanted to say I love you!Copy !req
197. Jack's wanna help Johnny!Copy !req
198. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
199. But it's too late.Copy !req
200. There's no food, no surprise, and no way
we can pull this off.Copy !req
201. Oh, no.Copy !req
202. It's time to give Johnny's Mom the best
birthday surprise ever!Copy !req
203. Jack's, unite!Copy !req
204. I got Mom some music!Copy !req
205. Dad screaming!Copy !req
206. Smoke burning!Copy !req
207. Wood chopping!Copy !req
208. I have to know what is going on!Copy !req
209. I never thought I'd use this.Copy !req
210. It's the most amazing birthday surprise
I've ever had!Copy !req
211. What is going on here?Copy !req
212. Just the best birthday present ever!Copy !req
213. I really didn't think you would get me the
dining set.Copy !req
214. Neither did I, but happy birthday,
sweetheart.Copy !req
215. Oh, I have everything a mother could ask
for, including lumberjacks!Copy !req
216. I don't know how I'll come up with a gift
idea for our anniversary next month.Copy !req
217. Hmm.Copy !req
218. Um, you might want to ask for some new
trees.Copy !req
219. Tal, I was thinking today that it's funny
to talk funny!Copy !req
220. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
221. High-pitched Hal on SnoopTube!Copy !req
222. So I was walking down the street today and
here's a fat crazy...Copy !req
223. I don't get it.Copy !req
224. Who cares?Copy !req
225. Hal is a featured video with over 100,000
web hits!Copy !req
226. Which got him a huge Hollywood movie deal!Copy !req
227. Thanks for watching, kids!Copy !req
228. I'll see all of you in Hollywood!Copy !req
229. I gotta get on SnoopTube and get a fat
Hollywood contract!Copy !req
230. Oh!Copy !req
231. Can we get a limo with a tiny fridge
that's always full of sausages?Copy !req
232. We'll put it right next to the
all-you-can-eat mobile sundae bar!Copy !req
233. I need some balloons, please!Copy !req
234. Hey there!Copy !req
235. I have a hilarious voice, so I can get on
SnoopTube!Copy !req
236. Oh, I don't like the sound of this.Copy !req
237. Why?Copy !req
238. It's just normal me!Copy !req
239. Normal me with a crazy voice and...Copy !req
240. No high-pitched Johnny!Copy !req
241. Although it did sound really funny!Copy !req
242. I gotta find another way to get on
SnoopTube!Copy !req
243. What's going on?Copy !req
244. Congratulations, Johnny!Copy !req
245. We've been reviewing some old lab test
footage and realized...Copy !req
246. You are approaching your 1,000th
experiment in the lab!Copy !req
247. Yeah, that's good.Copy !req
248. I'm busy!Copy !req
249. Hey!Copy !req
250. This is a milestone for us!Copy !req
251. And we want to hit 1,000!Copy !req
252. So are you ready to test something,
Johnny?Copy !req
253. Test?Copy !req
254. No.Copy !req
255. I'm gonna be a SnoopTube star!Copy !req
256. Now, to fire up the old webcam,
center my image, and...Copy !req
257. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
258. You don't have to do anything,
Johnny!Copy !req
259. The stars of the web are just normal kids
who have something interesting to say.Copy !req
260. It's the connection to the people that
counts!Copy !req
261. Okay... Hey, I'm Johnny,
and, uh, this is my Webcast.Copy !req
262. And this is my room.Copy !req
263. And this is my dog.Copy !req
264. And, ooh, check it out!Copy !req
265. This is a pencil!Copy !req
266. An orange pencil!Copy !req
267. And, okay, that's my show!Copy !req
268. Awesome!Copy !req
269. I'm not sure I would use the word awesome.Copy !req
270. Now it's time to upload
the video, and then it'sCopy !req
271. Hollywood Contract
and Limousine City, baby!Copy !req
272. Hey,Copy !req
273. what are y'all watching?Copy !req
274. As if I didn't know him!Copy !req
275. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
276. Gil next door!Copy !req
277. No, it's Shirtless Boy!Copy !req
278. He really connects with us, you know?Copy !req
279. Hi, I'm Gil yell.Copy !req
280. This is my Webcast and my room,
and this is my dog.Copy !req
281. And, um, my shirt is off.Copy !req
282. My video was way better than that,
sorta.Copy !req
283. Where's my video?Copy !req
284. I'll tell you where it is in test.Copy !req
285. On the featured page!Copy !req
286. Which means you're not going to Hollywood
like Shirtless Boy either!Copy !req
287. Yo, web fans!Copy !req
288. Thanks for watchin'!Copy !req
289. I'm off to Hollywood!Copy !req
290. So, uh, what's the Snoop Tube plan this
time?Copy !req
291. I don't know!Copy !req
292. Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
293. I'm tryin' to get on Snoop Tube.Copy !req
294. What are you doin' here?Copy !req
295. Oh, here, I'll show you.Copy !req
296. Susan and Mary are on Snoop Tube!Copy !req
297. Here's more test girl tips on getting rid
of boys you don't like.Copy !req
298. Pour super slippery oil on the floor.Copy !req
299. We find canola works best.Copy !req
300. Stop pouring at a spin table complete with
double stick tape, and have rope nearby.Copy !req
301. Open the door.Copy !req
302. Susan, test!Copy !req
303. I left!Copy !req
304. And once the unwanted boyfriend is tied
up, release trap door.Copy !req
305. And last but not least, drop one rabid
badger down said trap door.Copy !req
306. Good luck!Copy !req
307. The badger was a nice touch.Copy !req
308. I'm never getting on Snoop Tube.Copy !req
309. That's easy.Copy !req
310. Just try some video effects and do a silly
voice.Copy !req
311. Here, watch.Copy !req
312. Hello, Earthlings!Copy !req
313. I am Alien Big Brainian from the planet
Chop Chop.Copy !req
314. And take me to your leader!Copy !req
315. Alien Big Brainian is super funny.Copy !req
316. And...Copy !req
317. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
318. I just got a bad Hollywood contract!Copy !req
319. See you in the movies!Copy !req
320. Test!Copy !req
321. Do you want to test
what's in beaker numberCopy !req
322. one, beaker number two,
or pick the secret box?Copy !req
323. I need to be a web star!Copy !req
324. Okay, I'm a boy with a talking dog.Copy !req
325. We can figure this out!Copy !req
326. Now, what do people want to see?Copy !req
327. The environment is hot.Copy !req
328. How about a green how-to video?Copy !req
329. You know, saving the world and stuff.Copy !req
330. Hey, we all need to help the Earth.Copy !req
331. And that means we all need to recycle.Copy !req
332. So, let Johnny show you how to make nice
flower planters out of simple householdCopy !req
333. items, like milk containers
and... This is horrible!Copy !req
334. Shut it off!Copy !req
335. Shut off the video!Copy !req
336. I thought you were doing great.Copy !req
337. Hey, I love helping the environment,
but what else do people love watching?Copy !req
338. Big, dangerous, extreme
stunts that almost mean certainCopy !req
339. death, but there is no way
I'm letting you do... Johnny?Copy !req
340. Johnny?Copy !req
341. How did you build the ramp so fast?Copy !req
342. It's not important.Copy !req
343. Now, I jump the house, you get it all on
video, then I get on Snoop Tube,Copy !req
344. and we go to Hollywood, baby!Copy !req
345. You forgot to go over the house.Copy !req
346. Doesn't matter, because the web loves
violent crashes more than extreme stunts.Copy !req
347. True, but... I forgot
to press record.Copy !req
348. What?Copy !req
349. People love watching animal attacks!Copy !req
350. Okay, press record, then I'll pull the
rope, release the Wild Badger,Copy !req
351. it attacks me, and I'll be a Snoop Tube
feature video!Copy !req
352. You've lost it, and I can't condone this,
but action!Copy !req
353. Johnny, you were supposed to take out
the...Copy !req
354. Badger Dad rocks!Copy !req
355. This world is not fair.Copy !req
356. Not fair, I tell you!Copy !req
357. But he didn't get the fat Hollywood
contract on account of his injuries.Copy !req
358. Thanks for watching, kids!Copy !req
359. My dreams of becoming a web star are no
longer.Copy !req
360. I guess I'll just remain plain old boring
Johnny Test that nobody knows about!Copy !req
361. A nobody?Copy !req
362. Johnny Test?Copy !req
363. You are about to hit the 1,000th test
Mark, which means you are an awesomeCopy !req
364. little brother in our eyes most of the
time.Copy !req
365. I just wanted to get on Snoop Tube!Copy !req
366. And you can!Copy !req
367. With our latest invention that you can
test so we can hit the 1,000th test Mark!Copy !req
368. Here's a hint.Copy !req
369. Pick the surprise box.Copy !req
370. Hmm.Copy !req
371. It's the self-strumming Rock and Roll
Guitar 9000!Copy !req
372. Test it!Copy !req
373. Test it now!Copy !req
374. We want to see the numbers change!Copy !req
375. Fine.Copy !req
376. Oh.Copy !req
377. yeah!Copy !req
378. You're geniuses!Copy !req
379. Oh yeah!Copy !req
380. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!Copy !req
381. But how is this gonna make me a Snoop Tube
star?Copy !req
382. Oh yeah!Copy !req
383. Be it the web, TV, or
movies, people will alwaysCopy !req
384. love funny violent
montages and rock and roll!Copy !req
385. Now, we'll do the editing.Copy !req
386. Dookie, you record rock and roll,
guitar, jam, and Johnny!Copy !req
387. And let's make a Snoop Tube featured
video!Copy !req
388. I think I see where this is going.Copy !req
389. So... Hit it!Copy !req
390. Test, that was so awesome!Copy !req
391. I... I think I don't
hate you anymore!Copy !req
392. And... Guitar Gemma
Johnny is the featured video!Copy !req
393. You did it, Test!Copy !req
394. And that means here comes my limo and that
fat Hollywood contract.Copy !req
395. Look!Copy !req
396. There's a new featured video!Copy !req
397. No more Snoop Tube fat Hollywood deals.Copy !req
398. What?Copy !req
399. That's right.Copy !req
400. The days of the Snoop Tube star may be
over due to the box office disaster of theCopy !req
401. high-pitched Hal, Shirtless Boy,
and Alien Big Brainian movie!Copy !req
402. Hey!Copy !req
403. I'm talking funny in the movie!Copy !req
404. But take me to your Earth leader,
for I am Alien Big Brainian!Copy !req
405. And I just ripped off my shirt,
yo!Copy !req
406. This movie is pretty horrible, but you
were a star on Snoop Tube, Johnny!Copy !req
407. And now with this guitar, maybe I'll be a
rock star!Copy !req
408. Yeah, but save that for a later episode,
okay?Copy !req
409. You got it, Fuzzy Buddy!Copy !req
410. Yeah!Copy !req
411. Yeah!Copy !req
412. Cookie jar!Copy !req
413. Yay!Copy !req
414. Yeah?Copy !req
415. Yeah!Copy !req
416. OK.Copy !req
417. Oh'm so alive!Copy !req
418. کی.Copy !req