1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
5. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
7. A need-free dad at home, a super-busy mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes and an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster BLING BLING!Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny TEST!Copy !req
17. Johnny TEST!Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. Qu, qu.Copy !req
20. Johnny TEST!Copy !req
21. Johnny TEST!Copy !req
22. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
23. Bists!Copy !req
24. Johnny, it's a sunny day and you should go
and play outside.Copy !req
25. Somewhat bad.Copy !req
26. New Smash Badger Blast Away video game?Copy !req
27. Good.Copy !req
28. Oh, you want to play a game?Copy !req
29. Then play one of the board games you made
me buy you.Copy !req
30. Uh, yeah, Dad.Copy !req
31. Emphasis on board.Copy !req
32. Bad making you play board games?Copy !req
33. Non-actiony, non-explosion,
put-me-to-sleep board games.Copy !req
34. Oh, I love board games.Copy !req
35. What do you say we play Pop-a-Mation?Copy !req
36. I broke it.Copy !req
37. How about grab my liver?Copy !req
38. I lost all the livers.Copy !req
39. Then we'll play Tangled Up.Copy !req
40. I just remembered I hate Tangled Up.Copy !req
41. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
42. By the way, you need a shower.Copy !req
43. Yeah!Copy !req
44. Well, I tried.Copy !req
45. I really tried.Copy !req
46. So...Copy !req
47. I told you to play board games.Copy !req
48. And I tried, Father.Copy !req
49. And isn't that the most important thing?Copy !req
50. Trying?Copy !req
51. The games are all broken.Copy !req
52. And I want games with action and danger.Copy !req
53. And that can be played on the TV.Copy !req
54. Johnny, how would you like to play a game
where kings battle kingdoms?Copy !req
55. Where queens capture knights and pawns can
take down castles?Copy !req
56. Ooh, does it take place in a virtual
reality room with 3D graphics that makeCopy !req
57. you feel like you're right on the
battlefield?Copy !req
58. Close.Copy !req
59. It's chess.Copy !req
60. You tricked me.Copy !req
61. Big time.Copy !req
62. Now find someone to play with and NO VIDEO
GAMES!Copy !req
63. That is making me play chess.Copy !req
64. Chess?Copy !req
65. I love chess.Copy !req
66. A game where kings battle other kingdoms,
where pawns can take down a...Copy !req
67. I already got the speech.Copy !req
68. Then let's play!Copy !req
69. Okay, so I'll move this dude here.Copy !req
70. Checkmate!Copy !req
71. That means I captured your king and you
lose.Copy !req
72. Isn't this fun?Copy !req
73. No.Copy !req
74. I want to capture real castles and real
knights and be the king of a real chess army.Copy !req
75. That is the only way chess would be fun.Copy !req
76. No, Johnny, don't say it.Copy !req
77. Please, tip it up!Copy !req
78. Johnny, there is no way we're
gonna static animate a medievalCopy !req
79. army, so an 11-year-old
boy can play real-life chess.Copy !req
80. Why not?Copy !req
81. The king madness.Copy !req
82. King say what-ness?Copy !req
83. King madness, Johnny.Copy !req
84. People go loony when they get power.Copy !req
85. It happened to George III, Henry VIII,
and Napoleon.Copy !req
86. And he was short and crazy just like you.Copy !req
87. You'll get the power, enjoy it way too
much, then try and take over Europe.Copy !req
88. So forget it.Copy !req
89. Europe?Copy !req
90. I'm not gonna take over Europe today.Copy !req
91. I just want to make the game more exciting
for Dookie and me.Copy !req
92. Why don't you two play along?Copy !req
93. You could be the queens.Copy !req
94. It could be fun.Copy !req
95. And Queen Mary does have a nice ring to
it.Copy !req
96. I know I'm gonna regret this.Copy !req
97. All hail King Johnny!Copy !req
98. Cool.Copy !req
99. We are ready for battle, sir.Copy !req
100. Oh, this is gonna be good.Copy !req
101. My turn.Copy !req
102. Remember, Johnny, this is just a game and
don't go nuts with power.Copy !req
103. Relax, I'm totally in control.Copy !req
104. And pawn tank Dookie's pawn!Copy !req
105. Why do I have to go?Copy !req
106. You're a pawn, don't argue.Copy !req
107. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
108. Hey, what happened?Copy !req
109. We programmed their
battle gear so when they'reCopy !req
110. captured, they revert
to their original shape.Copy !req
111. Cool.Copy !req
112. Rook, take Johnny's pawn!Copy !req
113. Rook, smash pawn!Copy !req
114. Okay, that seemed a little violent,
my lord.Copy !req
115. I mean, I'm the bishop, and can't we all
just get along?Copy !req
116. Just saying.Copy !req
117. And I say, Bishop, take King Dookie's
Rook!Copy !req
118. Right.Copy !req
119. On turn!Copy !req
120. It's good to be the king.Copy !req
121. What's with the paint?Copy !req
122. Hey, Terrace!Copy !req
123. Sorry to interrupt your dorky
Ren Faire slash freak party,Copy !req
124. but your back yard is in the
middle of our paintball game.Copy !req
125. Oh, I don't like that look on King
Johnny's face.Copy !req
126. Black Knight, attack red-headed dork and
his goons!Copy !req
127. As the king commands!Copy !req
128. What is going on here?Copy !req
129. Why are those boys hanging upside down?Copy !req
130. And why are horses and knights in my back
yard?Copy !req
131. And where's the pool?Copy !req
132. Pawns, take my dad!Copy !req
133. Pawns?Copy !req
134. I knew I was gonna regret this.Copy !req
135. And now, my chess army, let's take over
syrup!Copy !req
136. As the king commands!Copy !req
137. So, he's got the king's madness.Copy !req
138. Big time.Copy !req
139. Again?Copy !req
140. It's good to be the king.Copy !req
141. But he can't take over Europe.Copy !req
142. Even Napoleon failed.Copy !req
143. And it's across the ocean.Copy !req
144. He'll probably just try to take something
over in Pork Belly.Copy !req
145. To the lab!Copy !req
146. I've hacked into Pork Belly's traffic
surveillance system.Copy !req
147. And... Oh, great.Copy !req
148. He thinks he's taking over France.Copy !req
149. King Johnny says, CHARGE!Copy !req
150. A taste of flows is under attack!Copy !req
151. Mmm.Copy !req
152. Mmm.Copy !req
153. Mmm.Copy !req
154. So, that's what a crepe is.Copy !req
155. So, what should we do now?Copy !req
156. We could take over China, my lord.Copy !req
157. That could be cool!Copy !req
158. Huh?Copy !req
159. CHARGE!Copy !req
160. Oh, now he's taking over China.Copy !req
161. Um, I have one small question.Copy !req
162. What do we do?Copy !req
163. Simple.Copy !req
164. We need to capture Johnny and his army,
and get them back into the staticCopy !req
165. animator, thus getting rid of King Johnny's
army, thus ridding him of his power.Copy !req
166. Yeah, that's great.Copy !req
167. It is, but... WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
168. We make portable static animators,
and crush, I.e.Copy !req
169. return, Johnny's army to tiny game piece
size.Copy !req
170. Then, slap some sense back into Johnny,
or just douse him with cold water.Copy !req
171. Right!Copy !req
172. Knights!Copy !req
173. What is your command, King?Copy !req
174. Um, I'm gonna need to borrow those horses.Copy !req
175. My army, we have captured Spain,
and their flan.Copy !req
176. Freeze, King Johnny!Copy !req
177. Your reign in this game are over.Copy !req
178. I say when the game is
over, and... BOTS ATTACK!Copy !req
179. Ah, it's always us.Copy !req
180. King Johnny!Copy !req
181. Wow, nice move.Copy !req
182. Okay, let me think here.Copy !req
183. It's my turn.Copy !req
184. King thinking here.Copy !req
185. King Johnny, I am not
being chicken here, butCopy !req
186. it is totally cool if
you want to retreat.Copy !req
187. Yeah, it's nothing to be ashamed of,
but hey, I'm just a pawn.Copy !req
188. Retreat to the castle!Copy !req
189. Castle?Copy !req
190. What castle?Copy !req
191. Oh, that castle.Copy !req
192. Oh great, Johnny's barricaded himself in
the castle.Copy !req
193. And remember, if we can't
cure the king of his madness,Copy !req
194. eventually the townfolks
rise up and destroy the king.Copy !req
195. Come out with your royal hands up,
or massive force will be used on you.Copy !req
196. Oh, for the lo... Is that Johnny in there?Copy !req
197. Yep.Copy !req
198. Why can't you guys be like normal kids and
play board games?Copy !req
199. That's kind of what we're doing.Copy !req
200. Your dinner, my lord.Copy !req
201. It's all the food they had by the cash
register, sire.Copy !req
202. A meal fit for a king.Copy !req
203. I know I said this before, like twice,
but it's good to be king.Copy !req
204. So, you need any help?Copy !req
205. A tank would be nice.Copy !req
206. Oh, and some ice waters.Copy !req
207. You hurt.Copy !req
208. King Johnny.Copy !req
209. No, my rooks are all over you.Copy !req
210. Look, attack evil queens.Copy !req
211. Rook smash queen.Copy !req
212. Black Knight, seize them.Copy !req
213. As you command, my king.Copy !req
214. Oh, come on.Copy !req
215. Bishop.Copy !req
216. Dude, I am so out of here.Copy !req
217. Leave him.Copy !req
218. Do you think you can stop me, the king,
with your blasters?Copy !req
219. Actually, we're going to use the turbo
soaker.Copy !req
220. Check and miss.Copy !req
221. What happened?Copy !req
222. You went crazy with the king madness and
took over the toy castle.Copy !req
223. Did we have fun?Copy !req
224. We had a blast.Copy !req
225. I want to play again.Copy !req
226. You got it.Copy !req
227. On one condition.Copy !req
228. Knight, take the king!Copy !req
229. Check and mate, fuzzy buddy.Copy !req
230. See, I told you playing chess was awesome.Copy !req
231. Wait a minute.Copy !req
232. We forgot about dad again.Copy !req
233. Come out.Copy !req
234. The king commands it.Copy !req
235. Girls, Johnny, go!Copy !req
236. It's time for the 24-hour Speed McCool
million-dollar marathon.Copy !req
237. Whoo!Copy !req
238. Just me, you, some eye drops,
and... Cece, what are you doing here?Copy !req
239. I'm bored, so I decided
you're going to watchCopy !req
240. the Dog and Bone
cartoon marathon with me.Copy !req
241. You'll love it.Copy !req
242. Coming up next, it's Dog and Bone.Copy !req
243. But I don't like Dog and
Bone, or you, and... Retreat!Copy !req
244. I.Copy !req
245. love a show about a kid who's older twin
brothers do experiments on him.Copy !req
246. Who.Copy !req
247. would ever watch such a ridiculous
cartoon?Copy !req
248. To the escape sissy Poles!Copy !req
249. I call it the escape sissy room.Copy !req
250. Just a TV, a couch, and no sissy!Copy !req
251. And I think I left the wall panel open.Copy !req
252. And I brought my own remote.Copy !req
253. Yo, Sutton, Gary, I need a supersonic
skateboard that is whack!Copy !req
254. No, we're working on a
serum that will rejuvenateCopy !req
255. dead plants and save
millions of bad crops a year.Copy !req
256. Not even for this napkin with a lipstick
kiss of Jill next door.Copy !req
257. You cannot defeat me, Test.Copy !req
258. No matter where you go, I will find you.Copy !req
259. I give up.Copy !req
260. What do you want?Copy !req
261. Hurry up with those snacks, Test.Copy !req
262. You're going to miss Dog and Bone.Copy !req
263. I can't take it.Copy !req
264. She's got no friends, is always with her
dog, and causes trouble everywhere she goes.Copy !req
265. Wait, this sounds familiar.Copy !req
266. You're right, it's Dog and Bone.Copy !req
267. No wonder she loves that stupid show so
much.Copy !req
268. Too bad they weren't real.Copy !req
269. Then we could pawn them off on sissy,
and she could harass them, not us, and.Copy !req
270. Huh?Copy !req
271. Johnny.Copy !req
272. Johnny!Copy !req
273. We call it the device for video
reanimation, or DVR for short.Copy !req
274. It's what we use to bring our homemade
videos of Gil next door to life.Copy !req
275. Just aim the remote at the TV,
and...Copy !req
276. The problem is, it recreates what the
image was doing on the screen.Copy !req
277. But the good news is, you can pause...Copy !req
278. Change the action... And now
we've got a hot Gil Muppet mode!Copy !req
279. Awesome!Copy !req
280. What else does it do?Copy !req
281. Well, the remote has a human mode,
and can stop any animate object.Copy !req
282. Hey, careful with your point!Copy !req
283. Oh, man, that is incredible,
and... Johnny, what do you think?Copy !req
284. Bing!Copy !req
285. I don't want to...Copy !req
286. You unpaused me, and paused the girls.Copy !req
287. And now it's time to
reanimate Dog and Bone, andCopy !req
288. find Sissy a new friend,
so she will leave me alone!Copy !req
289. Well, you spilled your brother's
rejuvenating serum in the cemetery!Copy !req
290. Just keep the feet quick, canine!Copy !req
291. You know, something's familiar about them.Copy !req
292. Who cares?Copy !req
293. Time to reanimate, baby!Copy !req
294. Uh, they're not stopping.Copy !req
295. They are now.Copy !req
296. Hey, Tess!Copy !req
297. Something's wrong with your TV!Copy !req
298. Dog and Bone disappear!Copy !req
299. And now watch them reappear.Copy !req
300. Yo, this is wickety-wack, Bone.Copy !req
301. And who's the girl in the poodle?Copy !req
302. Here they are, Sissy!Copy !req
303. And now you can play with
them and leave me... Ahh!Copy !req
304. They're alive!Copy !req
305. Run, Buffy!Copy !req
306. Run!Copy !req
307. Not the reaction I was
expecting, but... Awesome!Copy !req
308. She's out of my house!Copy !req
309. Yo, Bone, destroy those zombies,
yo!Copy !req
310. I'm sorry, did you say zombies?Copy !req
311. Ow!Copy !req
312. You hit us with frying pans!Copy !req
313. Since when does that hurt?Copy !req
314. That is always fun-ism!Copy !req
315. Oh, no.Copy !req
316. They're from a squash and stretch cartoon!Copy !req
317. And that means?Copy !req
318. They can't get hurt in our world,
but we can!Copy !req
319. Oh, look, Bone, a portal!Copy !req
320. We've got to escape Zombieland and go back
home!Copy !req
321. It just broke my dad's TV!Copy !req
322. Looks like we'll just have to blast our
way out of Zombieland!Copy !req
323. Pause them!Copy !req
324. Pause them!Copy !req
325. Aim!Copy !req
326. The remote got hit with the frying pan,
too.Copy !req
327. Of course.Copy !req
328. Run!Copy !req
329. What's with the blasters and zombie talk?Copy !req
330. We're not zombies!Copy !req
331. Dog and Bone are accidentally sucked into a
world of zombies and need to wipe them out.Copy !req
332. They think pork belly is Zombieland?Copy !req
333. And that's not the worst part.Copy !req
334. We've got to unfreeze Susan and Mary,
and they are gonna be mad.Copy !req
335. How?Copy !req
336. You can't unpause them until we get the
remote fixed!Copy !req
337. Ahh!Copy !req
338. We're under attack by a hip-hop boy and
his crazy dog!Copy !req
339. I thought the zombies would be way more
creepy and trippin', yo!Copy !req
340. Wait!Copy !req
341. We can still operate the DVR with the main
controls.Copy !req
342. Maybe we can unpause them with it.Copy !req
343. Don't press pause!Copy !req
344. We have a bit of a problem.Copy !req
345. How long did you pause us for?Copy !req
346. Um, three minutes.Copy !req
347. Well, how much damage could a boy and his
dog cause in that much time?Copy !req
348. And you two have to stall Dog and Bone
before they do any more damage.Copy !req
349. Then, Mary and I will
destroy you for freezing us andCopy !req
350. unleashing zombie-hunting
cartoon characters on Pork Belly!Copy !req
351. But that's just it!Copy !req
352. They are cartoon characters!Copy !req
353. We can't stop them!Copy !req
354. Then we'll just have to stall them!Copy !req
355. For it, Dog!Copy !req
356. Zombies!Copy !req
357. Your evil reign on this town is over!Copy !req
358. We're not zombies, okay?Copy !req
359. Spoken just like a zombie!Copy !req
360. Oh, why do I stay in this town?Copy !req
361. Cartoon frying pan mode, go!Copy !req
362. Oh, hey!Copy !req
363. That was kind of funny!Copy !req
364. Not funny anymore!Copy !req
365. Run!Copy !req
366. Oh, you so cannot stop us, flaming-headed
zombie boy!Copy !req
367. Just trying to stall ya!Copy !req
368. Steamroller mode, go!Copy !req
369. That kid is pretty good.Copy !req
370. But not good enough, yo!Copy !req
371. And now it's time to use
super-toony-stomping TNT Dynamite Mode!Copy !req
372. This is a new one.Copy !req
373. Those are some tough toons.Copy !req
374. You know, you zombies are kind of
fun-izzle.Copy !req
375. Too bad we have to destroy you and the
whole whack counts!Copy !req
376. I suggest we try...
Chicken mode!Copy !req
377. I wish I was a squash and stretch cartoon
like them!Copy !req
378. Good news!Copy !req
379. The remote is fixed!Copy !req
380. Bad news!Copy !req
381. We lost dog and bone!Copy !req
382. Good news!Copy !req
383. They must have run through that security
wall!Copy !req
384. Bad news!Copy !req
385. When did Pork Belly get a nuclear power
plant?Copy !req
386. So that's how they plan on ridding the
town of zombies.Copy !req
387. And they think we're zombies!Copy !req
388. Again!Copy !req
389. I really thought the zombies would put up
more of a fight!Copy !req
390. Now we just push the big red button,
the reactor goes kablooey!Copy !req
391. Bluey!Copy !req
392. And so does zombie town!Copy !req
393. We're not zombies!Copy !req
394. This town is so lucky we came here.Copy !req
395. Wait!Copy !req
396. Won't this destroy us too?Copy !req
397. We can't be destroyed in Zombieland,
remember?Copy !req
398. Oh, right!Copy !req
399. Nuke the zombies!Copy !req
400. That really hurt!Copy !req
401. Finally, some real scary zombies,
yo!Copy !req
402. Blast them and I'll nuke the town!Copy !req
403. Okay, that was just too close.Copy !req
404. And now to send Dog and Bone back to their
cartoon world!Copy !req
405. And that was some whack adventure!Copy !req
406. And now it's time to punish Johnny for
pausing us and almost nuking the town!Copy !req
407. I'm thinking pause Johnny
until we're old enough toCopy !req
408. move out so we don't have
to live with him anymore!Copy !req
409. And I'm thinking two
hot scientist guys whoCopy !req
410. share the same interests
as my loving sisters!Copy !req
411. Two hot scientist guys?Copy !req
412. Dog, where have you been?Copy !req
413. They're cute!Copy !req
414. And when you think about it, Dog and Bone
are pretty funny!Copy !req
415. They just got stuck in the wrong world!Copy !req
416. You've sent your brother into deep space
and microspace?Copy !req
417. Where haven't we sent our brother?Copy !req
418. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
419. And you still don't see anything familiar
about this cartoon?Copy !req
420. Nope!Copy !req
421. Okay, Dog, do it!Copy !req
422. You got it, Johnny!Copy !req
423. I love it!Copy !req
424. You got it, Johnny!Copy !req