1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A Pharaoh Booster bling bling... what do
we make of this?Copy !req
15. Johnny Test.Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
18. Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny...Copy !req
20. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
21. I need a new bike.Copy !req
22. What happened to your old bike?Copy !req
23. First, we test the jump with these
look-alike dummies.Copy !req
24. Then, calculate the speed and trajectory
we'll need to make the jump for real.Copy !req
25. It's genius!Copy !req
26. Uh, it got stolen?Copy !req
27. I'll get you a new bike.Copy !req
28. For your birthday.Copy !req
29. Which is seven months away.Copy !req
30. You don't love me!Copy !req
31. I do love you, son.Copy !req
32. And I will always love and accept you for
who you are your entire life.Copy !req
33. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
34. It means you're not getting a new bike
until your birthday.Copy !req
35. Darn it!Copy !req
36. Hi, Mr. Test.Copy !req
37. Would you like to buy some Lady Bird Scout
cookies?Copy !req
38. No, because I believe the Lady Bird Scouts
have lost their way.Copy !req
39. And have become nothing but a door-to-door
cookie company using free labor.Copy !req
40. And although I like you, sissy,
I can no longer buy these cookies.Copy !req
41. Your dad is weird.Copy !req
42. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
43. You look dumb.Copy !req
44. Do you want to buy some cookies,
Test?Copy !req
45. Oh, wow, Lady Bird Scout cookies.Copy !req
46. They look so good and... no.Copy !req
47. Ow!Copy !req
48. I mean, give me a box of Wow Wow Chocolate
Chunkies.Copy !req
49. Ow!Copy !req
50. Coconut Dribblers?Copy !req
51. Hmm.Copy !req
52. Lemon Buckwaltz?Copy !req
53. Ooh.Copy !req
54. Butterscotch Blah Blahs?Copy !req
55. Yes!Copy !req
56. Only 999 boxes to go.Copy !req
57. To go for what?Copy !req
58. When you sell Lady Bird Scout cookies, you
can win prizes like backpacks, pen sets.Copy !req
59. And if you sell a thousand boxes,
you get a new bike.Copy !req
60. Sit!Copy !req
61. Good boy.Copy !req
62. What do you want this time, little
brother?Copy !req
63. A larynx transplant so you can sing like a
rock star?Copy !req
64. Or a DNA adjustment that will make your
tongue taste like bubble gum?Copy !req
65. No, we need your old Lady Bird Scout
uniforms.Copy !req
66. That's a new one.Copy !req
67. Now all we gotta do is sell 1,000 boxes of
this crud and zoom.Copy !req
68. We're in brand new Bike City.Copy !req
69. And here comes our first customer.Copy !req
70. That's a scam.Copy !req
71. I need a new bike.Copy !req
72. And you're gonna help me by buying
cookies.Copy !req
73. Cat, I'm currently on a strict get a hot
bike.Copy !req
74. You see, I want to look good for your
sister.Copy !req
75. But look!Copy !req
76. Banana Dannas!Copy !req
77. You can't resist!Copy !req
78. No!Copy !req
79. I'm a healthy person who shuns sweets and
worships sweating!Copy !req
80. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
81. Selling cookies for the Lady Bird Scouts.Copy !req
82. Which I am a proud member.Copy !req
83. But you're a boy!Copy !req
84. Which means you should not forget the Lady
Bird Scout creed of accepting all recruitsCopy !req
85. regardless of race, creed, and because of
some kid in 1992, boy-ness.Copy !req
86. What?Copy !req
87. This town isn't big enough for the both of
us test.Copy !req
88. And there's no way you're out selling me!Copy !req
89. Ugh!Copy !req
90. Okay!Copy !req
91. Let's go find some cookie lovers and get
that bike!Copy !req
92. Hi!Copy !req
93. Would you like to buy some Lady Bird
Scout?Copy !req
94. Hi!Copy !req
95. Hi!Copy !req
96. My name is Johnette and...Copy !req
97. Get out of my face!Copy !req
98. Let me just say... I hate
being a Lady Bird Scout!Copy !req
99. But they do awesome
stuff, Johnny, like raiseCopy !req
100. environmental awareness
and organized park clean-ups.Copy !req
101. And get me a bike if I could only sell
these dumb cookies!Copy !req
102. Why, I'll take ten boxes!Copy !req
103. I can't resist such a cute and charming
young Lady Bird Scout!Copy !req
104. Hey!Copy !req
105. I'm cute and
charming and... Whoa!Copy !req
106. Now go to your quiet place.Copy !req
107. Makeup and hair care products
and... Ooh, I like this color.Copy !req
108. How do I look?Copy !req
109. Susan Test!Copy !req
110. You cannot resist the new Slimmer Bling
Bling Boy!Copy !req
111. You look the same.Copy !req
112. What?Copy !req
113. No way!Copy !req
114. I've been sweating all day!Copy !req
115. For you!Copy !req
116. My sweet Susan!Copy !req
117. Hey, what's with the T-Rex?Copy !req
118. I'll show you!Copy !req
119. Sick'em Wentworth!Copy !req
120. Gorgeous!Copy !req
121. Weird day.Copy !req
122. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
123. Hi!Copy !req
124. I'm... Gorgeous!Copy !req
125. I know!Copy !req
126. Wait here!Copy !req
127. Will you go out with me and my dog?Copy !req
128. Ew.Copy !req
129. Okay, this plan has clearly backfired.Copy !req
130. Run!Copy !req
131. No!Copy !req
132. Ride!Copy !req
133. You can't escape our love dream,
girls!Copy !req
134. We will find you!Copy !req
135. I think we lost him in...
Almost empty wagon!Copy !req
136. I just have 27 more boxes to sell and that
sweet bike is mine!Copy !req
137. Hey, did you know the
Lady Bird Scouts wereCopy !req
138. formed to teach girls
empowerment and leadership?Copy !req
139. Just skip to the part where it tells you
how to sell these super-extra-land cookies.Copy !req
140. Jonathan, check out my plan B.Copy !req
141. I hired Gil to be my personal hot bod
coach.Copy !req
142. Johnny, you're different, bro.Copy !req
143. Did you get a haircut or something?Copy !req
144. I'm a girl.Copy !req
145. No, that's not it.Copy !req
146. Yeah, Gil is gonna mold me in his hot
image.Copy !req
147. Oh, and I see you still haven't sold a box
of cookies.Copy !req
148. I know that!Copy !req
149. I'll buy a box, Johnny.Copy !req
150. I ate those cookies, but I love you,
bro-ham.Copy !req
151. Later's Johnny, whose new look I still
can't figure out.Copy !req
152. Wait, that's it!Copy !req
153. The secret of selling this crud is not to
people who love cookies.Copy !req
154. It's to sell cookies to people who love
you!Copy !req
155. Quick, we need some cool cookie-selling
music.Copy !req
156. Huh?Copy !req
157. Nah, too rock and roll-y.Copy !req
158. Something light and peppy.Copy !req
159. Right, my bad.Copy !req
160. Perfect!Copy !req
161. Johnny Test, is that you behind that
earthly female disguise?Copy !req
162. I'm selling Lady Bird Scout cookies to get
a new bike.Copy !req
163. Well, forget it!Copy !req
164. Thanks to you, I'm trapped on this wretched
planet, light years from my real home.Copy !req
165. And worse, I don't have Doom Troopers to
take this world over.Copy !req
166. Blah, blah, blah, I'm not selling to you!Copy !req
167. I want Jillian!Copy !req
168. I'll buy some cookies, Johnny.Copy !req
169. Give me five boxes of Labradoodles.Copy !req
170. Thanks!Copy !req
171. Wait!Copy !req
172. Are those organic salmon chuk-lucks?Copy !req
173. Made with zero animal products.Copy !req
174. Give me ten boxes.Copy !req
175. But I will destroy you someday!Copy !req
176. Quick, how many more boxes do we have to
sell to get that bike?Copy !req
177. Thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven!Copy !req
178. And how many people are left in town that
love me?Copy !req
179. Uh, nobody.Copy !req
180. Everybody else pretty much hates you.Copy !req
181. Darn it!Copy !req
182. I only have one box to sell, and that bike
is mine!Copy !req
183. But there's nobody left in town to sell
to.Copy !req
184. But that means there's nobody left for you
either, so, ha!Copy !req
185. Wrong again.Copy !req
186. I just have to get somebody
to change his mindCopy !req
187. about the wonderment of
Lady Bird Scout cookies.Copy !req
188. And I know how.Copy !req
189. Why are you a Lady Bird Scout,
son?Copy !req
190. Well, at first, I did
it to sell cookies toCopy !req
191. win a bike, but now
I think I really like it.Copy !req
192. And I like makeup and skirts and feeling
pretty.Copy !req
193. You don't say.Copy !req
194. Is there a problem with that?Copy !req
195. You said you'd love me and accept me no
matter what, right?Copy !req
196. I did, Johnny, and I do.Copy !req
197. I love you just the way you are.Copy !req
198. I'll take off the skirt
and makeup if you buyCopy !req
199. thirty-seven boxes of
shortbread, I don't cares.Copy !req
200. Who do I make the check out to?Copy !req
201. Awesome!Copy !req
202. But I just have to keep this stuff on until
I hand in my sales sheet to get my bike.Copy !req
203. As long as you're wearing pants by dinner.Copy !req
204. Yes!Copy !req
205. We're getting a new SPIKE!Copy !req
206. Oh, and look who still can't sell her last
box.Copy !req
207. I guess you don't have what it takes to
sell cookies, sissy.Copy !req
208. You mean selfishness?Copy !req
209. Say what?Copy !req
210. I was trying to sell a
thousand boxes so I couldCopy !req
211. donate the bike to a program
that gives bikes to kids.Copy !req
212. too.Copy !req
213. Okay, if you're trying to make me feel
low, it worked.Copy !req
214. You were never a true Lady Bird Scout,
Johnny Test.Copy !req
215. And why can't I sell this last box?Copy !req
216. Okay, how much weight have I lost?Copy !req
217. Scale!Copy !req
218. Scale!Copy !req
219. Awesome!Copy !req
220. You lost half a pound.Copy !req
221. A half pound?Copy !req
222. I've changed my mind.Copy !req
223. I'm a round person who suns exercise and
worships caramel yum-yum-dum-dums.Copy !req
224. Yes!Copy !req
225. I sold the last box!Copy !req
226. Oh, that is good.Copy !req
227. You see, these are so hard to come by
where I live, you know?Copy !req
228. Wait, are you saying Lady Bird Scouts
never knocked on your door?Copy !req
229. Um, hello?Copy !req
230. I live on an evil island 30
miles off the coast with aCopy !req
231. live fake volcano and a
voracious and terrifying mother.Copy !req
232. What Lady Bird Scout would be brave enough
to sell cookies there?Copy !req
233. Bird.Copy !req
234. Scout cookies!Copy !req
235. And here you go, Johnny Test!Copy !req
236. Cookie time!Copy !req
237. You're an okay boy, Test.Copy !req
238. And maybe even a better Lady Bird Scout.Copy !req
239. I have to admit, it does feel really good.Copy !req
240. You mean helping kids get bikes who never
had them?Copy !req
241. That, and the skirt.Copy !req
242. I feel so free.Copy !req
243. Remember, class, we
are looking for a fuzzleCopy !req
244. or skeletal artifact from
pre-Cambrian times.Copy !req
245. Professor, it's 110 degrees out.Copy !req
246. I think this project will be better off
postponed to after graduation in three years.Copy !req
247. We will all stay here as long as it takes
and come back tomorrow if necessary.Copy !req
248. Huh?Copy !req
249. Now keep digging!Copy !req
250. Can't go back to desert.Copy !req
251. So hot... and tired.Copy !req
252. That's why we're going back in time.Copy !req
253. Finding a three-toed sloth bone,
then plant it tomorrow in the desert,Copy !req
254. pretend to discover it.Copy !req
255. Then we can all go back
to our air-conditionedCopy !req
256. classroom and not
sweat and die in the heat!Copy !req
257. We're such geniuses.Copy !req
258. And we'll have Johnny get the bone for us.Copy !req
259. Okay.Copy !req
260. In exchange for one three-toed sloth bone,
you two will do my client's math homeworkCopy !req
261. for three weeks, he gets use of the
submarine base and 25 wads of bubblegum.Copy !req
262. What?Copy !req
263. That is highway robbery!Copy !req
264. Dookie, what's the weather forecast in the
desert tomorrow?Copy !req
265. Well, mostly sunny.Copy !req
266. A high of 115 degrees with a 20% chance of
death.Copy !req
267. It's a deal.Copy !req
268. Great!Copy !req
269. But I still can't go.Copy !req
270. What?Copy !req
271. I just remembered.Copy !req
272. I'm grounded.Copy !req
273. What did you do this time?Copy !req
274. Nothing!Copy !req
275. Dad totally overreacted!Copy !req
276. Search for these golf
clubs, this lawnmower,Copy !req
277. barely used, and this
platinum wedding band.Copy !req
278. You do realize you're insane.Copy !req
279. Hey, if he wants his ring so bad,
don't leave it by the sink, right?Copy !req
280. We'll take care of Dad.Copy !req
281. After all, it's time travel.Copy !req
282. If we get in trouble, we'll just go back
in time to before we got caught.Copy !req
283. Works for me, so let's do this.Copy !req
284. Get in here.Copy !req
285. No way!Copy !req
286. It's time travel, Johnny.Copy !req
287. And worse, it's your sister's time travel
machine.Copy !req
288. And something always goes wrong.Copy !req
289. So, doggie, sit and stay.Copy !req
290. Nothing's gonna go wrong, you big baby,
and Johnny Test will prove it.Copy !req
291. Now stand back and
watch a pro go back in timeCopy !req
292. and bring back a
sloth ball for my sisters.Copy !req
293. I'll take that bone and get out of here!Copy !req
294. Bone!Copy !req
295. But Johnny's a caveman!Copy !req
296. Dad's gonna kill us for turning Johnny
into a caveman.Copy !req
297. Then he's gonna kill Johnny for blowing up
his grounding.Copy !req
298. Okay, everybody calm down.Copy !req
299. Mary, you stay here and try and figure out
what created cave Johnny.Copy !req
300. I'll stall, Dad.Copy !req
301. And dookie, don't let cave Johnny out of
your sight.Copy !req
302. Got it!Copy !req
303. Where did he go?Copy !req
304. Man, it's bright in here.Copy !req
305. Too much light can be bad for you,
Dad.Copy !req
306. Remember, I'm a genius.Copy !req
307. Uh, okay.Copy !req
308. Come on, that's a good cave, Johnny.Copy !req
309. Let's go, back inside.Copy !req
310. I mean, I just saw Johnny upstairs in his
room, Dad.Copy !req
311. Grounded and not outside and not a
caveman.Copy !req
312. Well, he acts like one
sometimes, and that's why theCopy !req
313. only place he is going
today is the dinner table.Copy !req
314. In fact, maybe I'll remind him again what
a bad boy he was.Copy !req
315. Yeah!Copy !req
316. I'll do it, Dad!Copy !req
317. You're way busy right now cooking... that
thing.Copy !req
318. What is that?Copy !req
319. It is called a casserole.Copy !req
320. You and your sister are the only ones who
experiment around here.Copy !req
321. Ha-ha!Copy !req
322. That's funny, Dad.Copy !req
323. And when is dinner again?Copy !req
324. I want to warn Johnny to be right on time.Copy !req
325. In... 30 minutes!Copy !req
326. We've got 30 minutes!Copy !req
327. And I've got cave Johnny!Copy !req
328. I lured him with steak.Copy !req
329. And I figured out the problem.Copy !req
330. The sloth bone that Johnny brought back
had caveman saliva on it.Copy !req
331. So when the Tea House time machine crossed
through the particle reconfiguration,Copy !req
332. it cross-contaminated Johnny's DNA and
devolved him into a caveman.Copy !req
333. Blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
334. How do we get Johnny back?Copy !req
335. We just reversed the process.Copy !req
336. By sending Johnny back with modern DNA,
contained in his chewing gum.Copy !req
337. Then revolve him to his normal state
before dinner.Copy !req
338. Dinner time machine is destroyed!Copy !req
339. Oh, by the way, when he finishes food,
he likes to bash things.Copy !req
340. I'll never get the Tea House fixed by
dinner!Copy !req
341. And when Dad sees cave Johnny,
we're dead!Copy !req
342. Dead!Copy !req
343. Then say hello to the Hot Bod Pod!Copy !req
344. Hot.Copy !req
345. Bod Pod will adjust Johnny's appearance so
he'll look exactly like normal Johnny.Copy !req
346. Look, it's normal Johnny!Copy !req
347. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
348. Of course, he looks normal, but mentally
he's still a caveman.Copy !req
349. Blah!Copy !req
350. Yeah, so that was a great idea.Copy !req
351. You're so smart, you fits the situation!Copy !req
352. Uh, why don't you both just stop using
your brother as a Guinea pig?Copy !req
353. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
354. You want to go, Fuzzball?Copy !req
355. Wait!Copy !req
356. Where's Johnny?Copy !req
357. Ham.Copy !req
358. I'm definitely getting a ham smell,
I think.Copy !req
359. Huh?Copy !req
360. Did you hear something?Copy !req
361. Well, just my stomach grumbling.Copy !req
362. I can't wait to eat dinner.Copy !req
363. It smells so...Copy !req
364. much.Copy !req
365. Does it smell like ham?Copy !req
366. Because, you know, I've never cooked a
casserole before.Copy !req
367. I-I'm a bit nervous.Copy !req
368. Ham?Copy !req
369. Yeah, ham!Copy !req
370. Or diapers.Copy !req
371. Like a diaper with ham.Copy !req
372. I'll be in the yard if you need be.Copy !req
373. He clopped me, then headed east.Copy !req
374. Well, well, if it isn't Johnny,
test.Copy !req
375. Blah!Copy !req
376. Hey, guys, let's egg test!Copy !req
377. Did I say egg test?Copy !req
378. What I meant to say
was, have a great day, test,Copy !req
379. and why don't you come
over and play sometime?Copy !req
380. Okay, so call me.Copy !req
381. Hey, test.Copy !req
382. I said hi, test.Copy !req
383. What, you're not talking to me?Copy !req
384. Is that it?Copy !req
385. Huh?Copy !req
386. Even if you don't like me, it doesn't mean
you have to be rude.Copy !req
387. Blah!Copy !req
388. Huh?Copy !req
389. Does that mean you like me?Copy !req
390. The bases are loaded.Copy !req
391. There are two outs, and the pork belly ham
hocks are down by three.Copy !req
392. It's gonna take a miracle to win this
game.Copy !req
393. You're up!Copy !req
394. Blah!Copy !req
395. Blah!Copy !req
396. It's.Copy !req
397. a grand slam!Copy !req
398. The ham hocks win!Copy !req
399. The ham hocks win!Copy !req
400. The ham hocks win what I just saw!Copy !req
401. Bumper pounded into the sidewalk.Copy !req
402. Sissy in love.Copy !req
403. T-shirts!Copy !req
404. Get your mystery baseball hero T-shirts!Copy !req
405. Johnny on a souvenir baseball shirt.Copy !req
406. He's got to be nearby.Copy !req
407. But where?Copy !req
408. And dinner's in five minutes!Copy !req
409. Well, aren't you doing a report on this
stuff?Copy !req
410. What do cavemen like?Copy !req
411. What is their migration pattern?Copy !req
412. You are a fraud!Copy !req
413. Did that dog just talk?Copy !req
414. No!Copy !req
415. And cavemen were hunters and
gatherers who had a quest for... fire!Copy !req
416. Here, Cave Johnny.Copy !req
417. That's a good boy.Copy !req
418. Get the fire.Copy !req
419. Just get him upstairs, hope the time
machine is fixed, and have him back before.Copy !req
420. Dinner time!Copy !req
421. So, how do you feel after learning your
lesson, son?Copy !req
422. Bleh!Copy !req
423. Well, you'll feel a lot better after you
try some of my casserole.Copy !req
424. What's going on?Copy !req
425. It's dinner time, and Dad
just let Johnny to the kitchen,Copy !req
426. and it'll take another Johnny
miracle to get out of this one!Copy !req
427. Sorry, I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
428. It's what I do for a living!Copy !req
429. I must say, I like my
well-behaved boy, and I hopeCopy !req
430. you like my casserole
thing that's not meatloaf.Copy !req
431. Heh, well, why don't you try it first?Copy !req
432. Does it smell like ham?Copy !req
433. What's with the hockey masks?Copy !req
434. Dad!Copy !req
435. It's not what you think!Copy !req
436. I think he's having an allergic reaction
to this horrible meal I've prepared!Copy !req
437. I'm a failure!Copy !req
438. Yep, that's what it is!Copy !req
439. I knew I should stick to meatloaf!Copy !req
440. Blah!Copy !req
441. Blah!Copy !req
442. Blah!Copy !req
443. Blah!Copy !req
444. Blah!Copy !req
445. Blah!Copy !req
446. Blah!Copy !req
447. Blah!Copy !req
448. Blah!Copy !req
449. Blah!Copy !req
450. I deserve that, and I'll make it up to
you, son!Copy !req
451. I'll get some take-out!Copy !req
452. Who wants burgers?Copy !req
453. Burgers for everyone!Copy !req
454. Johnny has saved the day again!Copy !req
455. He's amazing, folks!Copy !req
456. Are you done?Copy !req
457. Uh, no.Copy !req
458. Can the test girls get Johnny back
together and end this exciting episode?Copy !req
459. Easy!Copy !req
460. Just add one little
brother and one wad ofCopy !req
461. pre-chewed gum into
the time machine... Blah!Copy !req
462. and send them back in time!Copy !req
463. Blah!Copy !req
464. Blah!Copy !req
465. Three, two, one!Copy !req
466. Uh, Johnny?Copy !req
467. That's for not coming with me!Copy !req
468. I told you nothing bad was gonna happen!Copy !req
469. Unbelievable!Copy !req
470. Cookie charm!Copy !req