1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A feral buzzer bling bling, what do we
make of this?Copy !req
15. Johnny Test This is the life of a boy
named Johnny Test.Copy !req
16. Johnny Test This is the life of a boy
named Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Do it.Copy !req
18. Do it.Copy !req
19. Do it.Copy !req
20. Uh, no.Copy !req
21. Wait!Copy !req
22. That was the bell for first period!Copy !req
23. Oh, what the heck.Copy !req
24. Let's go fishing!Copy !req
25. Talk to me, dog.Copy !req
26. What are we doing first?Copy !req
27. I was thinking that we
might go biking throughCopy !req
28. Europe and work on
expanding your vocabulary.Copy !req
29. Say what?Copy !req
30. Now, what does nuance mean?Copy !req
31. Dude, I want sun.Copy !req
32. I want fun.Copy !req
33. I want to charge the beach and score some
big, fat, tasty waves.Copy !req
34. Nuance.Copy !req
35. Come on.Copy !req
36. What does it mean?Copy !req
37. Okay, I'm not into the beach idea.Copy !req
38. Oh, don't tell me you're afraid of the
ocean.Copy !req
39. It's complicated.Copy !req
40. You see, Johnny, back in the day,
I was a lifeguard dog.Copy !req
41. I didn't need to see that.Copy !req
42. It was a different time, Johnny.Copy !req
43. A time to be young.Copy !req
44. To be in love.Copy !req
45. Is this story gonna take long?Copy !req
46. I will go and build sandcastles,
but I will not go in the water.Copy !req
47. Fine.Copy !req
48. Now let's go to the beach!Copy !req
49. Stop right there, Johnny Test.Copy !req
50. You are not going anywhere until you put
sunscreen on first.Copy !req
51. All right, Mom.Copy !req
52. Sunblock and...Copy !req
53. So, that's how you want to play it.Copy !req
54. Well, you'll never escape the
SPF powers of... Sunblock Mom!Copy !req
55. Hey, where are the waves?Copy !req
56. Gonzo, Johnny brah.Copy !req
57. I fear that my dream of riding a wave all
the way to Australia will not happen today.Copy !req
58. You do know you can't surf to Australia,
right?Copy !req
59. Someday, my wave will find me.Copy !req
60. Nice sandcastle.Copy !req
61. Uh, actually, it's a sand mansion.Copy !req
62. And I'll be inside and away from the water
if you need me.Copy !req
63. No waves?Copy !req
64. A dog that won't go in the water with me?Copy !req
65. Ta-da!Copy !req
66. Hey there, great, wonderful sisters.Copy !req
67. I need you to make some waves.Copy !req
68. Mondo Bungo waves.Copy !req
69. The kind of waves that you can ride all
the way to Australia.Copy !req
70. Johnny, we are on the verge of inventing
an alternative form of energy so abundantCopy !req
71. that it will reverse global warming and
probably bring world peace.Copy !req
72. Then who's gonna tell Gil next door,
who's at the beach right now, with hisCopy !req
73. shirt off, praying for waves, that he
can't ride any?Copy !req
74. Gil's at the beach?Copy !req
75. I said shirtless, right?Copy !req
76. This can wait.Copy !req
77. Ooh, and can you make me a new board,
too?Copy !req
78. One that'll make me an amazing surfer?Copy !req
79. Because I just realized I don't actually
know how to surf.Copy !req
80. How many fins do you want?Copy !req
81. Johnny Test!Copy !req
82. Time for you to get sunblock!Copy !req
83. Cool outfit, Mom.Copy !req
84. But you'll never get me, cause sunblock is
cold and icky!Copy !req
85. Okay, what's with all the trap doors in
this house?Copy !req
86. By pumping millions of
gallons of water onto theCopy !req
87. ocean floor, you can
create any kind of wave.Copy !req
88. And these special satellite cameras
monitor the surf conditions.Copy !req
89. And our special GPS, Gil, positioning
system monitors shirtless Gil next door.Copy !req
90. Am I totally awesome, self-shredding
surfboard?Copy !req
91. I love my crazy sisters and surfing and
summer vacation!Copy !req
92. Yo!Copy !req
93. Way to rip it up, Johnny Bro!Copy !req
94. Now this is what I call fun in the sun.Copy !req
95. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
96. And this is called SPF 50!Copy !req
97. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
98. Darn, that boy's good.Copy !req
99. What are you hiding from?Copy !req
100. Come on, the waves are amazing,
and man, this place is impressive.Copy !req
101. And so was she, Johnny.Copy !req
102. Huh?Copy !req
103. Her name was Beatrice.Copy !req
104. She washed up on the shore one day.Copy !req
105. I saved her by pushing her back into the
surf, and she fell in love with me.Copy !req
106. Hard.Copy !req
107. But it ended badly.Copy !req
108. I mean, I'm a dog, and she's a giant sperm
whale, right?Copy !req
109. So you're hiding in a sandcastle so a
whale won't find you.Copy !req
110. It's a sand mansion!Copy !req
111. Which I now have to rebuild!Copy !req
112. I told you the waves were huge,
and this is gonna be the best summer ever!Copy !req
113. Hit the road, Pee-wee!Copy !req
114. These are our waves and our beach now!Copy !req
115. Yeah, you tell him, Moon Kitty.Copy !req
116. Um, the beach and the waves are for
everyone?Copy !req
117. No, it's for locals only.Copy !req
118. And I say, we're the only locals.Copy !req
119. Locals?Copy !req
120. Moon Kitty?Copy !req
121. Since when did this become a bad 60s beach
movie?Copy !req
122. Since we fixed the record player.Copy !req
123. Now come on, everybody!Copy !req
124. Let's hit those big, tasty waves!Copy !req
125. Oh, he has no idea who he's dealing with,
does he?Copy !req
126. You want a big wave, Moon Dorky?Copy !req
127. Well, here it comes!Copy !req
128. Johnny, just make sure you don't turn the
wave setting past medium.Copy !req
129. That's like the middle, right?Copy !req
130. Johnny, you turn it up to tidal wave!Copy !req
131. No, I turned it to don't even think about
it, Johnny.Copy !req
132. Because that means tidal wave!Copy !req
133. Why do I hear alarms?Copy !req
134. Alarms scare Dookie more than whale love!Copy !req
135. But this guy was a jerk and broke my
board, and I don't want to miss this!Copy !req
136. Listen, weird-haired dude!Copy !req
137. How come you're not in the water?Copy !req
138. I got to thinking, and you're right.Copy !req
139. The beach is for everyone, and so are
the waves, so... What do you say, Pee-wee?Copy !req
140. Let's grab a sesh together!Copy !req
141. Gotta love duct tape, right?Copy !req
142. Yeah, one small problem.Copy !req
143. Actually, it's kind of big.Copy !req
144. Okay, I might have overreacted.Copy !req
145. So, turn off the tidal wave before it hits
my new surfer buddies, and...Copy !req
146. Wipes out Park Valley Beach forever!Copy !req
147. Johnny, once the swell has started,
there's no turning it off!Copy !req
148. And Gil is still out there!Copy !req
149. I knew my big wave would come in
someday...Copy !req
150. That's a really big...
A little... too big...Copy !req
151. We have to save the beach, and Gil,
and Summer!Copy !req
152. Johnny Test!Copy !req
153. It's time for... You're trying to
stop a tidal wave here, Mom!Copy !req
154. Johnny, quick!Copy !req
155. Use yourself, shredding surfboard,
and save Gil!Copy !req
156. Right!Copy !req
157. Darn it!Copy !req
158. So you're sure there's nothing you can do
to stop that wave?Copy !req
159. A super-strong whirlpool could redirect
the swell back out to sea, but where areCopy !req
160. we gonna get a giant sperm whale to make
one?Copy !req
161. No, I can't!Copy !req
162. You have to!Copy !req
163. Now slap on your red mankini and call
Beatrice, dog!Copy !req
164. Who's Beatrice?Copy !req
165. You owe me big time!Copy !req
166. No time for small talk, my sweet!Copy !req
167. Make a giant whirlpool... for me!Copy !req
168. Um, can we talk about this later?Copy !req
169. Somebody help!Copy !req
170. Oh, fine.Copy !req
171. Yes, you can!Copy !req
172. Now go!Copy !req
173. What did you just agree to?Copy !req
174. Oh, you'll find out.Copy !req
175. Bison!Copy !req
176. You guys make an amazing wave machine,
by the way.Copy !req
177. Keep swimming, my sweet!Copy !req
178. Yes!Copy !req
179. She did it!Copy !req
180. She saved the beach and she saved my
summer!Copy !req
181. Uh, should we call the coast guard?Copy !req
182. Nah, let him ride.Copy !req
183. He looks like he's having fun.Copy !req
184. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
185. And tomorrow, we'll all come back and have
even more fun in the sun!Copy !req
186. Oh, it hurts!Copy !req
187. Well, maybe next time you'll
listen to... Sunblock Mom!Copy !req
188. I will!Copy !req
189. I promise!Copy !req
190. Johnny, who is that?Copy !req
191. And... Can somebody tell me
why there's a whale in our pool?Copy !req
192. Girls!Copy !req
193. Girls!Copy !req
194. I agreed to let her live closer to me.Copy !req
195. It's temporary.Copy !req
196. So is Gil okay?Copy !req
197. It's safe to see, little
brother, that you gaveCopy !req
198. him the wave he's been
waiting for his whole life!Copy !req
199. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
200. Welcome to Australia, Mike!Copy !req
201. Cool beans!Copy !req
202. This is gonna be the best summer ever!Copy !req
203. Ow!Copy !req
204. As soon as the sunburn goes away...Copy !req
205. Scoops.Copy !req
206. of everything with sprinkles and waffle
cones and hot fudge and extra waffle cones!Copy !req
207. How about two scoops?Copy !req
208. Of revenge, Johnny Tess!Copy !req
209. I got it, I got it!Copy !req
210. And I got revenge!Copy !req
211. I can't go through life like this!Copy !req
212. My arms are tired from chiseling you out!Copy !req
213. To the lab!Copy !req
214. All you do, Johnny,
is enter the makeoverCopy !req
215. machine, then select
what look you're going for.Copy !req
216. Smart, saucy, glamorous,
goth, and you haveCopy !req
217. your new look and we
will have Gil next door!Copy !req
218. But I don't care about a dumb makeover
machine.Copy !req
219. I need something that will stop Brain
Freezer from freezing me!Copy !req
220. Fine!Copy !req
221. We've been experimenting with thermal
nuclear underwear.Copy !req
222. It withstands cold and any frozen revenge
from Brain Freezer.Copy !req
223. Awesome!Copy !req
224. I have to test the makeover machine,
don't I?Copy !req
225. Um,Copy !req
226. I don't think it worked.Copy !req
227. Get back in, Johnny!Copy !req
228. Still dark and ugly!Copy !req
229. Go back to glamour!Copy !req
230. Well, the goth setting is working,
but I don't want goth, I want Glamourous!Copy !req
231. And I want to stop Brain Freezer's frozen
revenge!Copy !req
232. Leaders!Copy !req
233. Three, two, one!Copy !req
234. Hello, Johnny Tess!Copy !req
235. So iced to see you again!Copy !req
236. Hey, what gives?Copy !req
237. Is it me, Brain Freezer?Copy !req
238. Or is it hot out here?Copy !req
239. But it's about to get very cold!Copy !req
240. Man, look, he's crying!Copy !req
241. Don't say it, Johnny!Copy !req
242. Don't!Copy !req
243. Don't say it!Copy !req
244. Uh, are you okay?Copy !req
245. I'm lonely.Copy !req
246. I told you not to say it!Copy !req
247. I wasn't always evil.Copy !req
248. I was just like you, Johnny.Copy !req
249. A kid with dreams of opening a coffee shop
at the university, where a jazz trio couldCopy !req
250. play and college kids could unwind with my
frozen coffee beverages.Copy !req
251. Uh-huh, great.Copy !req
252. Now, skip to the part where you went all
nuts.Copy !req
253. Well, it was a beautiful spring day on
campus.Copy !req
254. I remember she ordered a no-foam latte.Copy !req
255. She was perfect.Copy !req
256. Then what happened?Copy !req
257. I asked her if she
wanted to see some jazzCopy !req
258. with me that night, but
she said she was busy.Copy !req
259. So I lost it, and I vowed
to devote my cold heartCopy !req
260. to wreaking iced havoc
as the brain freezer!Copy !req
261. Um, do you think you might have
overreacted?Copy !req
262. It crossed my mind.Copy !req
263. Well, it's set!Copy !req
264. All we have to do is help
you find another special girl,Copy !req
265. get you a date with her,
so you'll stop freezing me!Copy !req
266. Oh, could you, Johnny?Copy !req
267. I'll stop freezing you!Copy !req
268. I will!Copy !req
269. I will!Copy !req
270. Two!Copy !req
271. Two!Copy !req
272. Look!Copy !req
273. Look!Copy !req
274. Okay, enough with the pushing.Copy !req
275. What is this place?Copy !req
276. I could... Ah!Copy !req
277. I need to find brain freezer love.Copy !req
278. So make them over, Psycho Sisters!Copy !req
279. It's still stuck on goth mode.Copy !req
280. We'll take it.Copy !req
281. I mean, have you seen them?Copy !req
282. Not much to look at.Copy !req
283. I heard that!Copy !req
284. I don't know about this, Johnny.Copy !req
285. Look, BF, clothes make the man.Copy !req
286. And your freeze suit and helmet are scary
and off-putting.Copy !req
287. But this outfit says, hey, I won't freeze
you and be as scary.Copy !req
288. Now, let's get to campus and break in your
new look!Copy !req
289. Vampire!Copy !req
290. I guess goth does make you look like a
vampire.Copy !req
291. Maybe we need a higher power source.Copy !req
292. It's still stuck on goth.Copy !req
293. Perhaps you might have some other
matchmaking advice for us, since you'reCopy !req
294. girls and we know nothing about your
strange species.Copy !req
295. Girls like honesty.Copy !req
296. Bingo!Copy !req
297. A nice girl reading.Copy !req
298. And she likes coffee.Copy !req
299. Ugh!Copy !req
300. She's perfect!Copy !req
301. And by perfect, I mean I'll take anything.Copy !req
302. Now go up to her and be honest.Copy !req
303. Hi!Copy !req
304. I'm lonely and nervous
and I've spent someCopy !req
305. time in jail for trying
to freeze pork belly.Copy !req
306. Ah!Copy !req
307. Gah!Copy !req
308. I think he was a bit too honest.Copy !req
309. Try online dating.Copy !req
310. Okay, all we have
to do is fill out thisCopy !req
311. questionnaire and
you're in lovey-dovey city.Copy !req
312. Now, what are your hobbies?Copy !req
313. Freezing people and seeking revenge.Copy !req
314. Cooking and playing tennis.Copy !req
315. Now, what are you looking for in a date?Copy !req
316. A hot girl who likes iced coffee.Copy !req
317. Someone to walk with on the beach and talk
all night with.Copy !req
318. Perfect!Copy !req
319. Now to drag a picture of some handsome guy
off the web as your profile picture.Copy !req
320. Oh, my stars!Copy !req
321. I'm gorgeous!Copy !req
322. Now, let's pick out your match.Copy !req
323. Oh, oh!Copy !req
324. Right there!Copy !req
325. The super pretty one.Copy !req
326. Coffee lover 239.Copy !req
327. Oh, coffee lover 239.Copy !req
328. I can't wait to meet you.Copy !req
329. I'm coffee lover 239.Copy !req
330. Kiss me, you fool!Copy !req
331. Are you really trying to get him a date or
just getting your own revenge?Copy !req
332. Probably a little bit of both.Copy !req
333. If we could find a portable particle bed
reactor fueled with uranium dioxideCopy !req
334. spheres, it could get the glamour setting
working.Copy !req
335. Oh, okay.Copy !req
336. And why don't I just pull that out
of my... We're striking out big time!Copy !req
337. Hand!Copy !req
338. Johnny, girls are complicated,
but there are millions out there!Copy !req
339. Which means you have
to have no fear and ask aCopy !req
340. bunch of them out, and
eventually one will say yes.Copy !req
341. Okay.Copy !req
342. Remember, no fear, don't be scared,
and find that special someone.Copy !req
343. Hey ladies, anyone looking to chill out
with a hot dude?Copy !req
344. We are horrible matchmakers.Copy !req
345. I'm dead.Copy !req
346. You know, Brain Freezer
might give up the wholeCopy !req
347. dating scene and go
back to the revenge scene.Copy !req
348. Yeah, that has crossed my mind.Copy !req
349. Johnny Test, I am done dating.Copy !req
350. And now, it's time for your date with
revenge from Mega Brain Freezer!Copy !req
351. What the heck is a Mega Brain Freezer?Copy !req
352. Ask a silly question.Copy !req
353. Mega cool, right?Copy !req
354. It violates my probation, but so does my
portable particle bed reactor,Copy !req
355. fueled with uranium dioxide ice spheres!Copy !req
356. And I just remembered I'm not wearing my
thermonuclear underwear.Copy !req
357. Ron?Copy !req
358. Yep.Copy !req
359. You.Copy !req
360. cannot escape my revenge this time,
Johnny Test!Copy !req
361. Brain Freezer is gonna blast us!Copy !req
362. Back to the ice age with some particle bed
reacting ice spheres!Copy !req
363. Did you say particle bed reactor?Copy !req
364. Yeah, why?Copy !req
365. Do you need one?Copy !req
366. We theorize it will fix the makeover
machine.Copy !req
367. I'm gonna need some ice.Copy !req
368. If my freeze ray can't
destroy the door, thenCopy !req
369. Mega Brain Freezer
will just knock it down!Copy !req
370. Hey, where'd you get the ice?Copy !req
371. Hey, is it me?Copy !req
372. Or is it hot in here?Copy !req
373. Uh, we might have got a little too far.Copy !req
374. What do you think?Copy !req
375. Yeah, we could pull back a little bit,
sure.Copy !req
376. Hey, don't push, ladies.Copy !req
377. There's plenty of coffee and me to go
around.Copy !req
378. I'm happy.Copy !req
379. Brain Freezer's heart is now warm and he
won't freeze me anymore.Copy !req
380. And like this coffee with two sugars,
life is sweet again.Copy !req
381. And so is revenge, Johnny Test!Copy !req
382. Oh, please.Copy !req
383. Do you really want revenge or are you just
lonely?Copy !req
384. I'm lonely.Copy !req
385. Well, here we go again.Copy !req
386. Cookie.Copy !req
387. Charge!Copy !req
388. I'm coming down.Copy !req