1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A feral buzzer bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny Test.Copy !req
20. Johnny Test.Copy !req
21. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
22. Good morning, wonderful brother.Copy !req
23. We used this flat-screen TV for a science
project, and we thought you might like it.Copy !req
24. And we've installed for you the automatic
brush time, buddy.Copy !req
25. Now you never have to brush your teeth
manually again.Copy !req
26. Brush mode.Copy !req
27. Rinse mode.Copy !req
28. Fit mode.Copy !req
29. Hmm.Copy !req
30. Cereal, eggs, candy, and comic books.Copy !req
31. Is this the last of it or is there more?Copy !req
32. This is the last of it.Copy !req
33. What do you want?Copy !req
34. It's Valentine's Day!Copy !req
35. Oh, I don't want to!Copy !req
36. I gave you a flat-screen TV and a fresh
tie buddy and candy!Copy !req
37. I'll need weapons.Copy !req
38. Lots of weapons.Copy !req
39. The Turbo Time Tea House and perhaps a
large bird of prey.Copy !req
40. Done!Copy !req
41. Okay, bring it, people!Copy !req
42. I want Susan Test to be my Valentine!Copy !req
43. What do you got?Copy !req
44. Super-duper love chocolates, sir.Copy !req
45. They will get Susan Test to fall madly in
love with you.Copy !req
46. How do I get her to eat them?Copy !req
47. You don't.Copy !req
48. Observe.Copy !req
49. Blink.Copy !req
50. boy!Copy !req
51. Simply make contact anywhere.Copy !req
52. It doesn't need to be ingested.Copy !req
53. Ha!Copy !req
54. She won't even know what hit her!Copy !req
55. Except my lamp.Copy !req
56. Oh, this'll be too easy!Copy !req
57. Happy Valentine's Day, Eugene!Copy !req
58. That a long-crested eagle?Copy !req
59. Peregrine Falcon.Copy !req
60. Even nastier.Copy !req
61. Darn it!Copy !req
62. I'm gonna need a bigger plan.Copy !req
63. She bribed Johnny to protect her, so let's
think outside the box this time, people!Copy !req
64. Or we can blast from inside the love tank!Copy !req
65. How's it work?Copy !req
66. It fires canisters of love gas that will
make Susan Test fall for you.Copy !req
67. And there's no way Johnny can protect her
or stop me this time!Copy !req
68. It's working!Copy !req
69. And soon, Susan Test will be!Copy !req
70. Hey, Eugene!Copy !req
71. What are you doing there?Copy !req
72. Just protecting my sister from your love.Copy !req
73. Well, if you're down there, then who's in
the lab?Copy !req
74. Five cave girls.Copy !req
75. You went back in time.Copy !req
76. Just for you, buddy!Copy !req
77. Matched!Copy !req
78. Hey, when you know your foe like I know
BB, you can get inside his head,Copy !req
79. think like him, and defeat him!Copy !req
80. Is that from a Speed McCool movie?Copy !req
81. Actually, it's from his book!Copy !req
82. Cool things I've said in movies!Copy !req
83. Let's try this again!Copy !req
84. We're actually quite excited about this
next one, sir.Copy !req
85. Music!Copy !req
86. Oh, you mean singing to her?Copy !req
87. No, you have a horrible voice,
sir.Copy !req
88. But we've created the self-strumming
guitar!Copy !req
89. Girls love music, and more importantly,
musicians!Copy !req
90. Give it a try!Copy !req
91. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever
heard!Copy !req
92. Heck, I've just fallen in love with me!Copy !req
93. And since it's not a weapon, Johnny Test
won't use a weapon against you.Copy !req
94. It's not in his nature.Copy !req
95. Ahem!Copy !req
96. What.Copy !req
97. was that music?Copy !req
98. It was short, but it sounded nice.Copy !req
99. We will never know.Copy !req
100. Okay, Eugene usually gives up after three
love attempts.Copy !req
101. So, you're safe for another Valentine's
Day.Copy !req
102. Really?Copy !req
103. Are you sure?Copy !req
104. Yeah, he's probably at
his island drowning hisCopy !req
105. defeat with ice cream
next to a picture of you.Copy !req
106. I can't beat Johnny!Copy !req
107. And worse, I'll never win Susan's heart.Copy !req
108. We feel awful, sir, but we do have one
more idea.Copy !req
109. Just take a look, sir.Copy !req
110. Wow, what's the plan?Copy !req
111. It is the superhero effect.Copy !req
112. Lois Lane loves Superman, Mary Jane loves
Spider-Man, and... Susan Test will love...Copy !req
113. Diamond Man.Copy !req
114. Yes!Copy !req
115. Gigantilcar will capture Susan.Copy !req
116. Bring her to the top of the tallest
building in Pork Belly, and I...Copy !req
117. will save her.Copy !req
118. The key is, don't reveal yourself.Copy !req
119. It's the mystery she will fall in love
with.Copy !req
120. Then she'll lift your mask to find out who
you are, and that's when she'll finallyCopy !req
121. overlook your somewhat unappealing
exterior.Copy !req
122. Hey!Copy !req
123. You saying I'm fat?Copy !req
124. No, sir.Copy !req
125. Then, once revealed,
Susan will see what aCopy !req
126. sweet and gentle hero
you are on the inside.Copy !req
127. And if Johnny Test gets in my way...Copy !req
128. Okay.Copy !req
129. That might be a little harsh.Copy !req
130. But, Gigantilcar, get Susan Test!Copy !req
131. Oh, I cannot believe it!Copy !req
132. Go with the stun blaster!Copy !req
133. What's going on?Copy !req
134. Don't worry.Copy !req
135. We can handle this.Copy !req
136. Okay, Eugene, I'm done messing around
and...Copy !req
137. Help me!Copy !req
138. Johnny!Copy !req
139. No!Copy !req
140. That wasn't...Copy !req
141. horning that a girl has been taken atop
Pork Belly Towers by a huge gorilla.Copy !req
142. How will this affect your holiday traffic?Copy !req
143. Worst Valentine's Day ever!Copy !req
144. I'll save you, Susan Test!Copy !req
145. But first...Copy !req
146. Um... Who are you?Copy !req
147. I'm.Copy !req
148. pity and smart pretty girls named Susan
Test everywhere!Copy !req
149. Ooh, look in the sky!Copy !req
150. It's...Copy !req
151. I have no idea what it is, but man,
that looks cooler than you!Copy !req
152. What the... Hey!Copy !req
153. Let her go, Beast!Copy !req
154. Who are you?Copy !req
155. Cool suit!Copy !req
156. Thank you so much!Copy !req
157. You're so... So... My brother!Copy !req
158. Oh, put me down, Johnny!Copy !req
159. This is too weird!Copy !req
160. Mary whipped up the suit and it's super
cool and...Copy !req
161. That is it!Copy !req
162. I was supposed to save her!Copy !req
163. But now there's no saving you!Copy !req
164. Hey, don't blame me!Copy !req
165. It's Susan who keeps rejecting you!Copy !req
166. Yeah, but I can't destroy her!Copy !req
167. I love her!Copy !req
168. So prepare for your last battle with me,
Johnny Test!Copy !req
169. Because my suit is indestructible!Copy !req
170. Eugene, part of me likes you.Copy !req
171. Always has.Copy !req
172. Same here!Copy !req
173. But I am gonna kick your...Copy !req
174. It looks like a battle for the ages,
folks!Copy !req
175. Get inside!Copy !req
176. Lock your doors!Copy !req
177. Because this is gonna get ugly!Copy !req
178. You don't have to lock your doors!Copy !req
179. We just wanna destroy each other,
not the town!Copy !req
180. Goodbye, Johnny Test!Copy !req
181. We've battled a long time, and I know all
your moves!Copy !req
182. Johnny Test!Copy !req
183. What's going on?Copy !req
184. Is Johnny winning?Copy !req
185. It's sort of a tie!Copy !req
186. But I made Johnny an indestructible suit!Copy !req
187. Yeah, but so is Bling Bling!Copy !req
188. Oh, no, you didn't!Copy !req
189. Oh, this could be a long night!Copy !req
190. Hey, Kankerman!Copy !req
191. Reporting on Hour 6 of the Battle of the
Ages!Copy !req
192. And frankly, I'm getting
tired, so I'm gonnaCopy !req
193. get some coffee, maybe
check in in the morning.Copy !req
194. You... You...
Can't... defeat me!Copy !req
195. And... You...Copy !req
196. Get...Copy !req
197. So... Tired!Copy !req
198. I give up!Copy !req
199. I'm, like, so tired!Copy !req
200. Me too!Copy !req
201. Let's not fight anymore!Copy !req
202. It's... Just too exhausting!Copy !req
203. And I've wasted a whole
day where I could'veCopy !req
204. goofed off and wasted
it the way I like to!Copy !req
205. And I'm gonna spend another
Valentine's Day... Alone!Copy !req
206. I wouldn't ask for much, you know,
just share an ice cream float!Copy !req
207. Like in the movies!Copy !req
208. So... Who won this time?Copy !req
209. This one's a tie!Copy !req
210. And frankly, Big Sis, would it hurt to be
his Valentine?Copy !req
211. What?Copy !req
212. You have to hit your head!Copy !req
213. Just share a soda with a guy!Copy !req
214. You don't have to marry him!Copy !req
215. No!Copy !req
216. I'm not looking for marriage!Copy !req
217. Unless you are!Copy !req
218. I mean, think of somebody else for once!Copy !req
219. Because I gotta keep doing this every
Valentine's Day!Copy !req
220. Come on!Copy !req
221. Sharing a soda with a guy won't kill ya!Copy !req
222. We'll make sure there'll be no touching
involved!Copy !req
223. And I'll be there to protect you!Copy !req
224. This is the greatest Valentine's Day in my
life!Copy !req
225. I cannot believe I'm doing this!Copy !req
226. I have to say your suit was amazing!Copy !req
227. Flawless work!Copy !req
228. Thanks!Copy !req
229. I'm really loving our date, Susan,
test!Copy !req
230. It's not!Copy !req
231. Man, I wish I had the guts to ask Gil out
to dinner!Copy !req
232. Me too!Copy !req
233. But why do you want to ask him out?Copy !req
234. When you know I would make Gil a better
girlfriend!Copy !req
235. Really?Copy !req
236. Because according to these calculations,
I would make a better Gil girlfriend!Copy !req
237. No, I would!Copy !req
238. No, I would!Copy !req
239. No, I would!Copy !req
240. No, I would!Copy !req
241. No, I would!Copy !req
242. No, I would!Copy !req
243. No, Susan's right!Copy !req
244. She'd make the better Gil girlfriend!Copy !req
245. Ha!Copy !req
246. In your face!Copy !req
247. Personally, I think Mary would make Gil a
better girlfriend!Copy !req
248. In your face!Copy !req
249. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
250. Welcome to the Big Sisters Smackdown!Copy !req
251. Two girls, one quest!Copy !req
252. To destroy each other for their brother
and his dog's entertainment!Copy !req
253. Don't you bean brains have anything better
to do?Copy !req
254. Nope.Copy !req
255. Uh-uh.Copy !req
256. Okay.Copy !req
257. There's got to be a better way to settle
this Gil dispute than with violence.Copy !req
258. Fine.Copy !req
259. Why don't you both just ask Gil out to
dinner?Copy !req
260. Then see who he chooses.Copy !req
261. Oh, please.Copy !req
262. That is the most... Hey!Copy !req
263. That's actually a good idea.Copy !req
264. Duh!Copy !req
265. Hey, Gil!Copy !req
266. Hop on over here, you big hunk of
blondiness!Copy !req
267. What's up, Johnny bro?Copy !req
268. My sisters want to ask you something.Copy !req
269. You have sisters?Copy !req
270. Cool.Copy !req
271. What's up, ladies?Copy !req
272. Ask away.Copy !req
273. Strange girls.Copy !req
274. Later, Johnny!Copy !req
275. You guys are pathetic.Copy !req
276. No, totally pathetic.Copy !req
277. We know.Copy !req
278. But we don't know what to do.Copy !req
279. You need to get some guts.Copy !req
280. Don't you have a doohickey
chamber or a laser beam thatCopy !req
281. can give you guys the
power to battle for Gil's heart?Copy !req
282. Looks like you're the ones who need to be
experimented on this time, not Johnny.Copy !req
283. We're not letting you experiment on us,
and hey, that's a great idea.Copy !req
284. Awesome!Copy !req
285. This time we're the genius scientists and
they're the dopey Guinea pigs.Copy !req
286. I know!Copy !req
287. I feel so smart in these glasses
and... Can we get started?Copy !req
288. What is guts?Copy !req
289. Guts is having no fear.Copy !req
290. Guts is accepting any challenge no matter
how insane.Copy !req
291. Guts is... Being too dumb to
know when something is dangerous.Copy !req
292. In conclusion, you
should take my guts andCopy !req
293. replace them with your
wimpy guts and get Gil.Copy !req
294. Right!Copy !req
295. We'll access your DNA sequence,
extract the strand relating toCopy !req
296. risk-taking, inject it into us,
and then ask Gil out to dinner!Copy !req
297. If that's the way you want to go,
which is the wrong way...Copy !req
298. You have a better idea, Professor Dog?Copy !req
299. If you want guts, don't go boy,
go animal!Copy !req
300. Imagine if you had the
courage of a fearless lion, theCopy !req
301. tenacity of the Wolverine, and
the super-sexy charm of me!Copy !req
302. You?Copy !req
303. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
304. I've got way more guts than all those
animals.Copy !req
305. I agree with the boy.Copy !req
306. I'm leaning dog.Copy !req
307. Come on, Susan, let's
outgut them so you, not Mary,Copy !req
308. will be the one on a romantic
dinner with Gil tonight.Copy !req
309. No, cause Mary is gonna go animal guts.Copy !req
310. We can get them from the zoo, and she'll
be the one dining with Gil tonight.Copy !req
311. Let's do it!Copy !req
312. To the gutsucker!Copy !req
313. Uh, what are we waiting for?Copy !req
314. We have to build it first.Copy !req
315. Be... son... in a... second!Copy !req
316. Okay, let the gutsucking begin!Copy !req
317. Oh, what a rush.Copy !req
318. I feel like doing something stupid.Copy !req
319. Now it's our turn.Copy !req
320. Guts suck us up, baby!Copy !req
321. Yeah!Copy !req
322. Ah!Copy !req
323. Ah!Copy !req
324. Ah!Copy !req
325. I feel...Copy !req
326. Good.Copy !req
327. You know, I never thought I'd say this,
but science is fun.Copy !req
328. Time to make Gil mine.Copy !req
329. No, ma...Copy !req
330. This might have been a bad idea.Copy !req
331. Who cares?Copy !req
332. It'll be fun to watch.Copy !req
333. Oh, Gil!Copy !req
334. Oh, hi, weird-looking girls who must have
just moved into Johnny's house.Copy !req
335. Wow, I'm really gonna miss that little
dude.Copy !req
336. Will you go out with me?Copy !req
337. Oh, well... I...Copy !req
338. Wouldn't you rather go out with me?Copy !req
339. Right, Gil?Copy !req
340. Man, I hope I fell off
the trampoline, hit myCopy !req
341. head, and this is all
some freaky delusion!Copy !req
342. You're going out with me tonight!Copy !req
343. Help!Copy !req
344. Help!Copy !req
345. I'm too young to date!Copy !req
346. Oh, so this is what it's like when an
experiment goes horribly wrong.Copy !req
347. Uh-huh.Copy !req
348. And we're gonna have to save Gil.Copy !req
349. Yep, let's help him out.Copy !req
350. One, two...
Coochie-coochie-coochie-coochie-coo!Copy !req
351. Tickling works every time.Copy !req
352. Johnny bro!Copy !req
353. How you move back!Copy !req
354. And...Copy !req
355. It's time to finish this once and for all!Copy !req
356. And by this, I mean finish you!Copy !req
357. You don't have enough guts to defeat me!Copy !req
358. You're right!Copy !req
359. But I know where to get more!Copy !req
360. Me too!Copy !req
361. Call him!Copy !req
362. They're gonna destroy each other!Copy !req
363. Then us!Copy !req
364. Then the town!Copy !req
365. You know, the only thing
missing is my dad telling me I haveCopy !req
366. to have them back to normal
by dinner, or I'm in big trouble!Copy !req
367. And he's standing right behind me,
isn't he?Copy !req
368. I'd like to start this conversation with,
I didn't do it.Copy !req
369. Now, I don't know what it is, Johnny,
but you better have Susan and Mary homeCopy !req
370. and normal by dinner, or you're in big
trouble!Copy !req
371. Pig!Copy !req
372. Uh-oh.Copy !req
373. Where did she get the caveman?Copy !req
374. I do not see this turning out well.Copy !req
375. We have to stop them before...Copy !req
376. Must dine with Gil!Copy !req
377. Now me!Copy !req
378. There's.Copy !req
379. a lesson in all this, but darned if I know
what it is!Copy !req
380. We have to put them
back in the chamber so weCopy !req
381. can extract the guts and
get them back to normal!Copy !req
382. Great idea!Copy !req
383. I'll ask them nicely.Copy !req
384. Excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
385. Asking nice.Copy !req
386. Bad idea.Copy !req
387. Or we could grab whatever
dangerous weapon they haveCopy !req
388. in the lab and try to force
them back in the chamber.Copy !req
389. Oh, citrus flower power knockout gas.Copy !req
390. That will do very nicely.Copy !req
391. This is usually the part
where your dad warns usCopy !req
392. about how much time
we have left before dinner.Copy !req
393. Johnny, dinner will be ready in 30
minutes!Copy !req
394. Big trouble, mister!Copy !req
395. Big!Copy !req
396. Susan and Mary, I demand that you stop and
come with us back to the lab quietly!Copy !req
397. Quick!Copy !req
398. Use the knockout gas!Copy !req
399. Yeah!Copy !req
400. What?Copy !req
401. Five minutes till dinner!Copy !req
402. We were knocked out for 25 minutes!Copy !req
403. Quick!Copy !req
404. How would Susan and Mary
solve this problem if I was theCopy !req
405. problem, but it's not me this
time, it's them and help me!Copy !req
406. They would say that
their aggressiveness isCopy !req
407. being caused by their
jealous, raging gut!Copy !req
408. And the only way to calm and negate the
effect is to achieve their goal ofCopy !req
409. destroying each other or...
We're getting a dinner date with Gil!Copy !req
410. And you do an awesome Gil impression,
right?Copy !req
411. Johnny, bro!Copy !req
412. You moved back!Copy !req
413. The old neighbors
were evil and... Whew!Copy !req
414. Hurry!Copy !req
415. It's one minute till dinner!Copy !req
416. This will never work!Copy !req
417. It's the only plan we got!Copy !req
418. Now ask both my sisters out!Copy !req
419. Talk, dog!Copy !req
420. Over here!Copy !req
421. Yo, Susan and Mary!Copy !req
422. Yo!Copy !req
423. Gil!Copy !req
424. Next door!Copy !req
425. I dig both of you equally
and samely and thinkCopy !req
426. you're both super
smacker yo and yo again!Copy !req
427. It's working!Copy !req
428. Look!Copy !req
429. Look!Copy !req
430. Oh, how I would love to have dinner with
you both in, like, normal form.Copy !req
431. But alas, you're too freaky now.Copy !req
432. Yo!Copy !req
433. Yes!Copy !req
434. Gil is coming to dinner!Copy !req
435. We have to get ready!Copy !req
436. Johnny!Copy !req
437. Dinner time!Copy !req
438. Whoa!Copy !req
439. I just had a freaky dream that I was being
controlled with strings!Copy !req
440. And monsters were trying to eat me!Copy !req
441. Freaky!Copy !req
442. Hey!Copy !req
443. How would you like to come over for
dinner, like, now?Copy !req
444. Okay!Copy !req
445. Gil!Copy !req
446. Next door!Copy !req
447. Whoa!Copy !req
448. Johnny!Copy !req
449. I didn't know you had sisters!Copy !req
450. I know, Gil!Copy !req
451. I know!Copy !req
452. Cookie jar!Copy !req