1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
5. A need-free dad at home, a super busy mom.Copy !req
6. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
7. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
8. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
9. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
10. What do we make of this?Copy !req
11. Johnny Test.Copy !req
12. Johnny Test.Copy !req
13. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
14. What do I make of this?Copy !req
15. Johnny Test.Copy !req
16. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
17. BEST!Copy !req
18. Sweat!Copy !req
19. It's video game dancing lots!Copy !req
20. Player 2 wins!Copy !req
21. Rank... Disco King!Copy !req
22. Who wants to be Disco King anyway?Copy !req
23. There will be no displays of poor
sportsmanship in front of thy king.Copy !req
24. Player 1 loses!Copy !req
25. Rank... Sweaty Caveman!Copy !req
26. Oh, don't cry, Johnny.Copy !req
27. It's just a game.Copy !req
28. That I won and you lost.Copy !req
29. It's not me.Copy !req
30. I think it's coming from outside.Copy !req
31. Let's check it out.Copy !req
32. Hello, Johnny.Copy !req
33. Dookie, what are you doing here?Copy !req
34. Uh, we live here.Copy !req
35. Right you are.Copy !req
36. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get
back to...Copy !req
37. mourning the loss of friendship
everlasting!Copy !req
38. What?Copy !req
39. What's the matter?Copy !req
40. Did something happen to Mr. White?Copy !req
41. Was it a secret spy conspiracy?Copy !req
42. Oh, was he vaporized during a mission?Copy !req
43. Wait!Copy !req
44. I bet it was evil aliens!Copy !req
45. It was... it was... my dancing!Copy !req
46. Uh, this is not gonna be good.Copy !req
47. Uh, you want some sappy flashback music?Copy !req
48. Please.Copy !req
49. It all started when we decided to try out
for Super Secret Agent Idol.Copy !req
50. Mr. White and I planned
a dance routine thatCopy !req
51. would surely win this
year's Secret Agent Idol.Copy !req
52. First prize is a trip to Fiji.Copy !req
53. No time for nerves, Mr. Black.Copy !req
54. Just let out the dance and soar!Copy !req
55. But we didn't really rehearse or anything,
right?Copy !req
56. You're as good a dancer as you say you
are?Copy !req
57. That trip to Fiji is as good as ours!Copy !req
58. We are going to Fiji!Copy !req
59. We are going to Fiji!Copy !req
60. Ah, you're wasting your time, boys!Copy !req
61. I'm gonna win this competition just like I
do every year!Copy !req
62. Now behold, my chimp de soleil!Copy !req
63. I... hate those monkeys.Copy !req
64. The glorious stage was set.Copy !req
65. The President himself judges who gets in
the finals.Copy !req
66. Then, I remembered one important thing.Copy !req
67. First up, we have Mr. Black and Mr. White
with their dance routine, Shades of Grey.Copy !req
68. I can't dance!Copy !req
69. Mr. White was furious.Copy !req
70. He told me I dance worse than a dead yak,
and that he never wants to see me again!Copy !req
71. We gotta help him out.Copy !req
72. I can't go back!Copy !req
73. And you're the only people I know outside
of the agency.Copy !req
74. I'm not sure how I feel about a fully
grown secret agent sleeping on our couch.Copy !req
75. I... I understand.Copy !req
76. But before I go, can I have more delicious
meatloaf?Copy !req
77. Take the couch as long
as you like, Mr. Black,Copy !req
78. and I'll get you more
meatloaf right away!Copy !req
79. You won't even know I'm here!Copy !req
80. Ba-da-bum-ba-da-da-da-da!Copy !req
81. I'm home!Copy !req
82. Goodbye, school!Copy !req
83. Hello, video games and
cartoons, and... Whoa!Copy !req
84. He's been here all day.Copy !req
85. It's bad.Copy !req
86. Yeah, well, I've been at school all day,
and Johnny need cartoons!Copy !req
87. No can do, buckaroo!Copy !req
88. I deleted them to make space on the DVR
for my Young and the Walrus marathon!Copy !req
89. Say well?Copy !req
90. There's so much I want to tell you,
but my heart won't let me...Copy !req
91. They're so happy!Copy !req
92. Ba-da-bum-ba-da-da-da-da!Copy !req
93. Okay, well, I'll be upstairs playing video
games with Dookie.Copy !req
94. Great!Copy !req
95. By the way, I've tossed them out and
filled your room with books.Copy !req
96. They're better for you!Copy !req
97. Okay, go.Copy !req
98. You like it?Copy !req
99. I'm really enjoying our time together,
Johnny.Copy !req
100. I told you, it's like I'm not even here.Copy !req
101. It's snack time, and
Johnny goes for hisCopy !req
102. secret stash of Red Gush
and Super Sugar Bars.Copy !req
103. This stuff will rot your teeth.Copy !req
104. A youngin' like you needs carrots and
pomegranate juice.Copy !req
105. It's good for the digestion.Copy !req
106. I'm in the shower!Copy !req
107. Estet ocupado.Copy !req
108. Manners, Johnny.Copy !req
109. That's very rude.Copy !req
110. Losing my mind.Copy !req
111. Need loud rock music to calm my nerves.Copy !req
112. Classical?Copy !req
113. Opera?Copy !req
114. Air supply?Copy !req
115. Rock and roll can damage your ears,
Johnny.Copy !req
116. But not the classics.Copy !req
117. Yellow.Copy !req
118. Mr. Black is driving me crazy!Copy !req
119. I need you to come get him.Copy !req
120. Now!Copy !req
121. We are friends no longer, Johnny.Copy !req
122. He dances like a sweaty caveman.Copy !req
123. And worse, he lied to me!Copy !req
124. He lied to his own partner!Copy !req
125. Come on, there's gotta be a way you'll
take him back.Copy !req
126. And get him out of my house!Copy !req
127. Sure.Copy !req
128. Just have him be an amazing
dancer so he can take backCopy !req
129. his lies and meet me in
Secret Agent Idol tonight.Copy !req
130. But that will never happen because...Copy !req
131. He's a sweaty caveman loser liar!Copy !req
132. We need to turn him into an amazing dancer
in one hour?Copy !req
133. To the lab!Copy !req
134. I feel so alive!Copy !req
135. Yes!Copy !req
136. He's an amazing dancer!Copy !req
137. How'd you do that?Copy !req
138. With our special, wireless, mimictronic
disco dance pants!Copy !req
139. Mr. Black will accurately recreate every
move from Dookie the disco dance king!Copy !req
140. Woo!Copy !req
141. Uh-huh!Copy !req
142. Uh-huh!Copy !req
143. Go, Dookie!Copy !req
144. Hey!Copy !req
145. All super dancing Dookie has to do is
dance behind the stage area at the talentCopy !req
146. trials, and Mr. Black will be able to wow
the crowd!Copy !req
147. Then Mr. White will take him back and get
him out of my hair forever!Copy !req
148. I mean, win that fabulous trip to Fiji!Copy !req
149. Remember to dance like a disco king,
Dookie.Copy !req
150. I can't look silly in front of Mr. White
and the President.Copy !req
151. This is what I'm talking about.Copy !req
152. Ooh!Copy !req
153. Sorry!Copy !req
154. I had an itch.Copy !req
155. Woo!Copy !req
156. Thanks, everyone.Copy !req
157. I'm gonna miss you guys.Copy !req
158. I guess I should pack my... We're
ahead of you, sure gonna miss you.Copy !req
159. Let's go!Copy !req
160. And hurry before we miss Mr. White and
Super Secret Agent Idol!Copy !req
161. There's Mr. White.Copy !req
162. Now go!Copy !req
163. Go and dance like the wind!Copy !req
164. Here goes nothing.Copy !req
165. And now to perform his disco dance
explosion is Mr. White!Copy !req
166. And Mr. Black!Copy !req
167. Whoa!Copy !req
168. Stand back, everybody!Copy !req
169. We don't want any more explosions!Copy !req
170. Or lies!Copy !req
171. I did not lie!Copy !req
172. I said I could dance and I'm here to prove
it!Copy !req
173. Ah!Copy !req
174. Woo!Copy !req
175. Well, that's not bad.Copy !req
176. Now, partner, let's win that trip to Fiji.Copy !req
177. Let's do this!Copy !req
178. Locus dog!Copy !req
179. They love us!Copy !req
180. And so does the president and...Copy !req
181. Please don't be what I think it is!Copy !req
182. Please don't be what I think it is!Copy !req
183. Hey, what do you think of...Copy !req
184. Oh, now I can't watch.Copy !req
185. Hey, you!Copy !req
186. Come back here!Copy !req
187. Ta-da!Copy !req
188. Mimotronic disco dance pets?Copy !req
189. Why do you keep lying to me?Copy !req
190. I knew how much winning
that Fiji trip meant toCopy !req
191. you, but I just don't have
any talent for the show.Copy !req
192. I don't care about Fiji!Copy !req
193. I mean, I really care about Fiji.Copy !req
194. But I care about our friendship and
partnership even more.Copy !req
195. Aw, that is really sweet.Copy !req
196. Now shake it out to be friends again,
please!Copy !req
197. So, friends?Copy !req
198. Friends!Copy !req
199. That's nice, boys, but I'm
afraid I have to ban Mr. BlackCopy !req
200. from dancing on account
of... He's too dangerous.Copy !req
201. Well, I guess we're out, cause I have no
other talent.Copy !req
202. Ba-da-bum-ba-da-da-da!Copy !req
203. Hey, that was pretty good!Copy !req
204. Actually, it was downright awesome!Copy !req
205. Ba-da-bum-ba-da-da-da!Copy !req
206. You really think so?Copy !req
207. And you know what?Copy !req
208. I think you might have a talent for the
show after all!Copy !req
209. And some backup dancers!Copy !req
210. Wow!Copy !req
211. Now that guy can dance!Copy !req
212. Agent Black and Agent White are your new
super secret government agent idols!Copy !req
213. And they win the trip to Fiji!Copy !req
214. Thank you!Copy !req
215. Thank you, agents!Copy !req
216. I had this written just in case.Copy !req
217. And thank you, Johnny, and sisters,
and Talking Dog!Copy !req
218. Bye, Johnny!Copy !req
219. See you when we get back!Copy !req
220. You don't have to!Copy !req
221. I'm totally serious!Copy !req
222. Fiji, here we come!Copy !req
223. We are going to Fiji!Copy !req
224. We are going to Fiji!Copy !req
225. I had a really fun night!Copy !req
226. Me too!Copy !req
227. But I'm super glad my super secret agent
roomie is gone!Copy !req
228. Hi, Johnny!Copy !req
229. You're gonna be on the couch tonight!Copy !req
230. Cause we've got a house guest that will be
using your room for a while!Copy !req
231. Uh, this is not gonna be good.Copy !req
232. Johnny!Copy !req
233. Yeah!Copy !req
234. Chip de Soleil doesn't seem to be
impressing the judges anymore!Copy !req
235. They want dancing now!Copy !req
236. And you're gonna teach us your expert
dancing ways!Copy !req
237. Dance for Johnny monkeys!Copy !req
238. Don't worry!Copy !req
239. You won't even know we're here!Copy !req
240. Yep!Copy !req
241. That figures!Copy !req
242. Oh!Copy !req
243. Hey, Sport!Copy !req
244. What's up?Copy !req
245. Just reading, Dad!Copy !req
246. By myself!Copy !req
247. All alone!Copy !req
248. Just reading!Copy !req
249. Well, that's great!Copy !req
250. Put it in there, old boy!Copy !req
251. That's the pepper!Copy !req
252. Pound alert!Copy !req
253. Hi, Mom!Copy !req
254. Just having a catch with myself!Copy !req
255. No one else but me!Copy !req
256. Oh!Copy !req
257. That's nice, dear.Copy !req
258. Fine, I lost the bet, but it's not that
funny!Copy !req
259. It's not that funny!Copy !req
260. What's all the noise?Copy !req
261. Nothing.Copy !req
262. Just talking to myself.Copy !req
263. Alone.Copy !req
264. Talking.Copy !req
265. Oh!Copy !req
266. Okay.Copy !req
267. Have you ever noticed that Johnny doesn't
have any friends?Copy !req
268. What?Copy !req
269. Johnny has friends?Copy !req
270. Well, there's that ca... No.Copy !req
271. What about the... Oh, and
the red-headed ca... Hmm.Copy !req
272. Our son is an anti-social freak!Copy !req
273. It's Saturday!Copy !req
274. What's the plan?Copy !req
275. We start the day with the cartoon
marathon.Copy !req
276. Then snacks.Copy !req
277. Then skateboarding.Copy !req
278. Then more snacks.Copy !req
279. Huh?Copy !req
280. Johnny!Copy !req
281. This is Wendell from down the street.Copy !req
282. We thought the two of you could have a
nice play date today.Copy !req
283. Uh... I brought
my bug collection.Copy !req
284. Did you know that the African stick bug
has over 29 eyes?Copy !req
285. And their bite causes temporary paralysis?Copy !req
286. He'll be fine in about two hours.Copy !req
287. Okay, the bug bite made us miss the
cartoons.Copy !req
288. But we still have time to shred,
my man.Copy !req
289. Let's do it, my butt-scratching best
friend.Copy !req
290. Johnny!Copy !req
291. Your dad and I were talking to Tyler's
parents earlier.Copy !req
292. And they mentioned that Tyler doesn't have
any friends either.Copy !req
293. So we thought, let's get these two boys
together and fast.Copy !req
294. Uh... Dude, that's
gross, even for me.Copy !req
295. No, it's good.Copy !req
296. You should try.Copy !req
297. Ah!Copy !req
298. He's got... Oh!Copy !req
299. He'll be fine.Copy !req
300. In about two hours.Copy !req
301. Well, at least we still have video game
time.Copy !req
302. Hmm?Copy !req
303. Why is Sissy here?Copy !req
304. Well, we know that you two have played in
the past, but haven't in a while,Copy !req
305. so... The only reason he avoids
me is because he's in love with me.Copy !req
306. I'm in love with you!Copy !req
307. Who smells me on the bus?Copy !req
308. How many of my socks have you stolen?Copy !req
309. Ugh!Copy !req
310. Ugh!Copy !req
311. He'll be fine in about two hours.Copy !req
312. Johnny!Copy !req
313. You know Bumper, right?Copy !req
314. Get back to your test!Copy !req
315. Oh, look.Copy !req
316. They're playing tag.Copy !req
317. Ah!Copy !req
318. You're doomed!Copy !req
319. Doomed test!Copy !req
320. It's good for Johnny to have friends.Copy !req
321. What are you?Copy !req
322. What happened to him?Copy !req
323. Your parents think he has no friends and
keep trying to fix him up with play dates.Copy !req
324. Sorry, but we can't be
bothered, because we'reCopy !req
325. making an artificial
intelligent bot for our A.I.Copy !req
326. class.Copy !req
327. Meet Luke.Copy !req
328. Hi!Copy !req
329. I'm Luke!Copy !req
330. Wanna play?Copy !req
331. Yes!Copy !req
332. He's perfect!Copy !req
333. Just let Luke be my
best friend for an hour,Copy !req
334. then I can go back to
hanging with Dookie.Copy !req
335. Please!Copy !req
336. I'm your brother!Copy !req
337. One hour!Copy !req
338. And no extreme sports!Copy !req
339. I love you guys.Copy !req
340. And I love Luke.Copy !req
341. Hi!Copy !req
342. I'm Johnny's friend, Luke!Copy !req
343. Oh!Copy !req
344. What a nice-looking boy!Copy !req
345. Yeah, we're gonna skateboard now, and
oh, man, are we like the best friends ever!Copy !req
346. Yes!Copy !req
347. Johnny's normal!Copy !req
348. I'm gonna relax with some tea.Copy !req
349. And I'll join you.Copy !req
350. Well, that worked great.Copy !req
351. Okay, Luke, back to the lab you go!Copy !req
352. Luke wants to skateboard!Copy !req
353. No way!Copy !req
354. Johnny, your sisters will destroy you if
anything happens to him!Copy !req
355. Told.Copy !req
356. you not to let him skateboard!Copy !req
357. What are we going to tell the girls?Copy !req
358. Easy, but Luke must have short-circuited
and ran away, and we couldn't catch him!Copy !req
359. It's good, but what are we gonna do with
Luke?Copy !req
360. It's so nice to know we have a normal boy
and not a social freak!Copy !req
361. Oh, look!Copy !req
362. Johnny and Luke must be playing buried
treasure or something!Copy !req
363. It's all our fault!Copy !req
364. It must be our fault somehow!Copy !req
365. Heck, yeah, it's your fault!Copy !req
366. I was fine until you kept trying to fix me
up with friends!Copy !req
367. Jonathan Test!Copy !req
368. How could you be so cold?Copy !req
369. And Barry... Barry... A robot!Copy !req
370. A robot the girls loaned me so you'd think
I'd have a friend and leave me alone!Copy !req
371. Oh, I wish you had said that before!Copy !req
372. Before what?Copy !req
373. Yep, it's a robot!Copy !req
374. Johnny is free to go!Copy !req
375. Well, if it isn't the robot breaker!Copy !req
376. We are really mad, Johnny!Copy !req
377. And you still need friends, Johnny!Copy !req
378. You don't want to be an anti-social
outcast your whole life!Copy !req
379. I mean, Susan and Mary are social outcasts,
but at least they have each other!Copy !req
380. Hey!Copy !req
381. I'm calling Wendell, Tyler, Sissy,
and Bumper's moms again!Copy !req
382. You need a best friend, mister!Copy !req
383. I have a best friend, okay?Copy !req
384. A best friend who plays
catch with me outside,Copy !req
385. skateboards with me,
and eats my table scraps!Copy !req
386. Dookie!Copy !req
387. Dookie is a great dog, son, but you need
to talk to someone other than yourself!Copy !req
388. Say hi!Copy !req
389. Go on!Copy !req
390. Say it!Copy !req
391. Say it before they destroy me with
friends!Copy !req
392. Johnny, dogs don't talk!Copy !req
393. I talk!Copy !req
394. Yeah, I'm kind of a really great dog.Copy !req
395. Ah, they'll be fine in about two hours.Copy !req
396. Uh, is there anything else you'd like to
say, Dookie?Copy !req
397. Well, I've been dying to say that if you
really want to increase sales,Copy !req
398. you need to establish better relationships
with your clients.Copy !req
399. That makes sense.Copy !req
400. And Dad, your meatloaf is overcooked.Copy !req
401. Lower the temperature to 415, cook with a
boil on top for the last ten minutes,Copy !req
402. and it's missing cumin and barbecue sauce.Copy !req
403. He's right.Copy !req
404. By golly, he's right!Copy !req
405. Let's cook a meatloaf right now,
boy!Copy !req
406. Dookie, wait!Copy !req
407. I want more business tips.Copy !req
408. Okay, I think this is going well.Copy !req
409. Ah!Copy !req
410. It's Sunday!Copy !req
411. We still have a weekend day left,
so what's the plan, my fuzzy buddy?Copy !req
412. Well, this morning, I'm helping Dad prep
the meals for the week.Copy !req
413. Then I have to pack, because
your mom wants me to goCopy !req
414. with her to Seattle tonight
for a three-day conference.Copy !req
415. What?Copy !req
416. I have a best friend, but they think I
don't, and they find friends for me whoCopy !req
417. practically destroy me, and then they take
my real best friend away?Copy !req
418. Yeah, but I'm really excited about the
Seattle trip.Copy !req
419. Come on, boy.Copy !req
420. Let's pick up some ground Turkey and make
a Turkey meatloaf tonight.Copy !req
421. Don't forget the cumin.Copy !req
422. I still can't get over that you talk.Copy !req
423. I love it.Copy !req
424. I love it!Copy !req
425. Ah!Copy !req
426. I need you to help me get Dookie back.Copy !req
427. Mom and Dad stole him!Copy !req
428. Sure, we'll help you, Johnny.Copy !req
429. All you have to do is get Mom and Dad into
these memory erasers.Copy !req
430. Oh, wait!Copy !req
431. We can't help you because we're busy
rebuilding Luke!Copy !req
432. Well, who am I supposed to play with?Copy !req
433. Hey, I know!Copy !req
434. I bet our lab security bots can play with
you.Copy !req
435. But I don't want to play with them.Copy !req
436. Too bad!Copy !req
437. Kick Johnny out of the lab!Copy !req
438. Maybe I do need some friends.Copy !req
439. So you want us to play what?Copy !req
440. Super secret spy mission.Copy !req
441. And I need all your help.Copy !req
442. Why am I helping you?Copy !req
443. I should be beating you up.Copy !req
444. Because I need someone who can scare
people.Copy !req
445. And Bumper, you are amazing at scaring
people.Copy !req
446. You think I'm amazing?Copy !req
447. Nobody's ever said that to me.Copy !req
448. I am so there for you, buddy!Copy !req
449. Here's the plan.Copy !req
450. Step one.Copy !req
451. Bumper, get my sisters out of the lab.Copy !req
452. I'm crazy and I have a chainsaw!Copy !req
453. That was really fun!Copy !req
454. Agent Tyler, you scare Dad back up to the
lab.Copy !req
455. Hey, Mr. Test.Copy !req
456. You should add some of my boogers to your
meal.Copy !req
457. Oh, Tyler.Copy !req
458. Wow.Copy !req
459. Get it away from me!Copy !req
460. Get it away from me, Tyler!Copy !req
461. Agent Wendell and Agent Sissy,
you're next.Copy !req
462. Hi, Mrs. Test.Copy !req
463. Check out the Montana banana slug bug.Copy !req
464. Its bite can make your vision blurry.Copy !req
465. No, no, no, no, Wendell.Copy !req
466. That's nice, but...Copy !req
467. I need to get you to the lab to give you
an antidote.Copy !req
468. You look... different than my Susan.Copy !req
469. You're starting to hallucinate.Copy !req
470. Quick, to the empty bug bite chamber!Copy !req
471. Make the bug bite go away!Copy !req
472. And make the boogers go away!Copy !req
473. No, make your memory go away!Copy !req
474. What's going on?Copy !req
475. I'm just playing with my friends.Copy !req
476. Which you can see, I have lots of.Copy !req
477. Oh, that's nice, dear.Copy !req
478. I'll make some lemonade and cookies for
all of you.Copy !req
479. And are you gonna play too, boy?Copy !req
480. Ah, woof, woof!Copy !req
481. Oh, if only you could talk.Copy !req
482. What do we do now, Test?Copy !req
483. Well, what do friends do?Copy !req
484. Uh, I think they play tag.Copy !req
485. Play tag?Copy !req
486. Cookie jar!Copy !req