1. COMING UP, THE SURVIVOR DUDES
TAKE ON A WILD FOREST!Copy !req
2. WILL THEY SURVIVE
A GRUELING RACE WITH NO FOOD,Copy !req
3. NO SLEEP, AND NO CHANGE
OF UNDERWEAR?Copy !req
4. I CAN SURVIVE THAT STUFF,
NO PROBLEM!Copy !req
5. OH, REALLY.
LET'S FIND OUT, SHALL WE?Copy !req
6. DOGGY TAKES SNACK BOWL
AWAY, AND...Copy !req
7. NEED... POPCORN... NOW!Copy !req
8. YOU CAN'T EVEN SURVIVE
TWO SECONDS WITHOUT POPCORN.Copy !req
9. THEY'RE WIPING THEIR BUTTS
WITH TREE BARK!Copy !req
10. WHY?Copy !req
11. DON'T THEY KNOW WE INVENTED
INDOOR PLUMBINGCopy !req
12. 200 YEARS AGO?Copy !req
13. AND SCENTED TOILET PAPER?Copy !req
14. YOU DORKS SHOULD
WATCH THIS SHOW.Copy !req
15. YOU COULDN'T SURVIVE
TEN MINUTES OUTSIDE THE LAB!Copy !req
16. IS THAT A CHALLENGE?Copy !req
17. WE'LL BET OUR $50
BULL'S-EYE MART GIFT CARDSCopy !req
18. FROM GRANDMA THAT
WE CAN SURVIVE IN THE WILDCopy !req
19. LONGER THAN YOU
COUCH-LOUNGERS.Copy !req
20. AND YOU CAN'T BRING
ANYTHING WITH YOU.Copy !req
21. Johnny and Dukey:
BRING. IT. ON.Copy !req
22. OKAY, THE RACE IS SIMPLE:Copy !req
23. THE FIRST TO MAKE IT
OUT OF PORKBELLY NATIONAL PARKCopy !req
24. AND BACK TO CIVILIZATION
WINS THE GIFT CARDS.Copy !req
25. AND BY "CIVILIZATION,"Copy !req
26. WE MEAN THE CLOSEST
BULL'S-EYE MART, HERE.Copy !req
27. SUSAN!Copy !req
28. MY LOVE FOR YOU
IS INFINITE BEYOND THE MOON,Copy !req
29. BEYOND THE STARS!Copy !req
30. HEY, WHATCHA DOIN'?
GOING CAMPING?Copy !req
31. IT'S A SURVIVOR DUDES
RACE CHALLENGE.Copy !req
32. FIRST ONE OUT OF PORKBELLY
NATIONAL FOREST WINS $150
IN BULL'S-EYE GIFT CARDS.Copy !req
33. OH, I GOT A GIFT CARD
FROM MY AUNTIE.Copy !req
34. I WANT TO RACE!Copy !req
35. SORRY, IT'S TEAMS ONLY,Copy !req
36. SO UNLESS YOU CAN FIND
A PARTNER,Copy !req
37. WHICH YOU CAN'T
'CAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS,Copy !req
38. YOU CAN'T BE IN THE RACE.Copy !req
39. DID SOMEONE SAY "SURVIVOR
DUDES,"Copy !req
40. AND "RACE,"
AND "BULL'S-EYE MART,"Copy !req
41. AND "'CAUSE"!
I WANNA RACE, YO!Copy !req
42. GIL WILL BE ON MY TEAM,Copy !req
43. AND WE WILL LEAVE YOU ALL
IN THE DUST!Copy !req
44. AND AFTER I WIN THE RACE,Copy !req
45. SUSAN WON'T BE ABLE
TO RESIST MY MUSKY MANLINESS,Copy !req
46. AND I WILL WIN HER LOVE!Copy !req
47. - Susan: I'M RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
48. I HEARD EVERYTHING.Copy !req
49. AND GIL NEXT DOOR...Copy !req
50. OKAY, GREAT,
YOU GUYS ARE IN.Copy !req
51. JOHNNY TEST,
WE WILL DESTROY YOU!Copy !req
52. Brain Freezer:
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
53. YOU GUYS GOIN' ON A HIKE
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
54. IT'S A SURVIVOR DUDES
SUPER RACE CHALLENGE—Copy !req
55. FIRST PRIZE IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S
BULL'S-EYE MART GIFT CARDS.Copy !req
56. Mr.
WE HAVE GIFT CARDS!Copy !req
57. THINK OF ALL
THE CHEESE I CAN BUY!Copy !req
58. I WANNA RACE!Copy !req
59. THAT MOUSE IS TALKING.Copy !req
60. YOU NEED A PARTNER, MONTAGUE.Copy !req
61. OKAY, THE TEAMS ARE SET,Copy !req
62. BUT HOW DO WE GET TO THE MIDDLE
OF THE FOREST TO START?Copy !req
63. Mr. White and Mr.
WE'VE GOT IT COVERED.Copy !req
64. WE CAN'T RACE?
- OH, I GET IT.Copy !req
65. YOU THINK BECAUSE WE'RE
TRAINED GOVERNMENT SUPER SPIES,Copy !req
66. WE'LL WIN NO PROBLEM.
IS THAT IT?Copy !req
67. JUST GET US THROUGH THE WOODS,
OKAY?Copy !req
68. Bling-Bling: OKAY,
SO WHICH WAY'S PORKBELLY?Copy !req
69. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
YOU LOSERS,Copy !req
70. BUT I HAVE A DOG WHO CAN SMELL
OUR WAY BACK TO CIVILIZATION.Copy !req
71. TO THE BULL'S-EYE MART!Copy !req
72. PERSONALLY, I'D RATHER
MAKE A COMPASSCopy !req
73. WITH OUR SURVIVAL INTELLECT,Copy !req
74. TWIGS, A FEATHER AND THIS
MAGNETIC SULFUROUS FUNGUS.Copy !req
75. Mr. OR WE COULD
JUST FOLLOW JOHNNY.Copy !req
76. FOLLOW JOHNNY?
- I SECOND THAT.Copy !req
77. - Black and White: RUN!Copy !req
78. WOOO!Copy !req
79. I SMELL THE BULL'S-EYE MART
THIS WAY.Copy !req
80. THEY'RE LAYING OUT
A FRESH BATCH OF HONEY-GLAZED
DONUTS AS WE SPEAK!Copy !req
81. AWESOME! WE'RE GONNA BE
SUPER SURVIVAL DUDE CHAMPIONS!Copy !req
82. UNGH!Copy !req
83. ACTUALLY,
BULLS-EYES' DONUTSCopy !req
84. SMELL A LOT LIKE
HONEY-GLAZED BEAR DUNG.Copy !req
85. WHAT WOULD THE SURVIVOR DUDES
DO WHEN FACED WITH A BEAR?Copy !req
86. - HE'LL BE FINE. I HOPE.
- HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!Copy !req
87. PLUS YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE ON
YOUR OWN— THAT'S THE RULES.Copy !req
88. FOOLS!Copy !req
89. THEY THINK THEY'RE GONNA WIN
PLAYING BY THE RULES?Copy !req
90. BUT EVERY EVIL VILLAIN KNOWS
YOU WIN BY BREAKING THE RULES!Copy !req
91. HELLO,
BULL'S-EYE MART GIFT CARDS!Copy !req
92. UNGH!Copy !req
93. OWWW!Copy !req
94. Black and White:
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!Copy !req
95. SUSAN, MY LOVE,
FOR JUST ONE DATE,Copy !req
96. I WILL GLADLY GIVE UP
MY CERTAIN VICTORY...Copy !req
97. VALUABLE GIFT CARDS...Copy !req
98. EUGENE IS SO OUT OF SHAPE,
HE'LL QUIT THE RACE...Copy !req
99. AND GIL WILL JOIN OUR TEAM!Copy !req
100. MAYBE WE'LL GET LOST AND HAVE
TO LIVE IN THE WOODS TOGETHER!Copy !req
101. IT'S THE PERFECT
GIL-CATCHING PLAN!Copy !req
102. WHAT'S GOIN' ON,
GIRLSCopy !req
103. COME ON, WE'RE GONNA WIN, YO!Copy !req
104. - NYAH!
- GIL'S GETTING AWAY! SEE YOU AT THE BULL'S-EYE MART,
LADIES!Copy !req
105. QUICK! HAND ME
THAT RUBBER PLANT!Copy !req
106. WE'LL MELT IT DOWNCopy !req
107. TO PUT SOME REAL BOUNCE
IN OUR STEPCopy !req
108. AND TOTALLY CATCH THEM.Copy !req
109. IT'S WORKING!Copy !req
110. I THINK WE LOST THE BEAR.Copy !req
111. YEAH, AND NOW WE'RE LOST!Copy !req
112. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
PORKBELLY HAD A DESERT.Copy !req
113. AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY WATER!Copy !req
114. I KNOW! LET'S DO
WHAT THE SURVIVOR DUDES DO!Copy !req
115. - WE'LL DRINK OUR OWN...
- I'M NOT DOING THAT.Copy !req
116. WELL, YOU'RE PART POINTER,
SO WHICH WAY DO WE GO?Copy !req
117. I SAY WE GO... THAT WAY.Copy !req
118. RIGHT.Copy !req
119. MUSH, DOG!Copy !req
120. JETPACKS ARE WELL AND GOOD,
BUT NOTHING BEATS BUTLERS!Copy !req
121. HERE'S YOUR HONEY, SIR.Copy !req
122. THANK YOU, ALBERT.Copy !req
123. OH, YUMMY! LEMON ZIPPER.Copy !req
124. HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!Copy !req
125. GUESS WHO'S GONNA
WIN THE RACE!Copy !req
126. DARN IT!Copy !req
127. WHAT AM I DOING RUNNING
IN THE WOODSCopy !req
128. WHEN MY
PARTNER'S A MONKEY?Copy !req
129. TO THE SKIES, LOLO,
AND SWING, BABY!Copy !req
130. NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS,Copy !req
131. BUT I WAS RAISED
IN THE WILD BY GORILLAS.Copy !req
132. HUH! YOU KNOW,
THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.Copy !req
133. BUT THE IMPORTANT THING
IS WE'RE WINNING!Copy !req
134. AND I WILL WIN SUSAN'S HEART!Copy !req
135. WHOCopy !req
136. SUSAN TEST!Copy !req
137. AND SHE DOESN'T
LOVE ME BECAUSE OF YOU!Copy !req
138. BUT IF GIL WERE TO MEET WITH
AN "UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT,"Copy !req
139. WHY, SHE WOULD BE FORCED
TO LOVE ME.Copy !req
140. UM, I'M RIGHT HERE
AND HEARD EVERYTHING.Copy !req
141. NOT FOR LONG, MONKEY BOY.Copy !req
142. HEY! LET'S TAKE THAT DARK
AND SPOOKY SHORTCUT!Copy !req
143. YEP. SOUNDS SAFE.
GO ON, GIL.Copy !req
144. TAKE THE SHORTCUT.
THAT'S A GOOD BOY!Copy !req
145. YOU GOT IT,
BLING-BRO-HAM.Copy !req
146. YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
147. I THINK I CAN SEE
THE BULL'S-EYE FROM HERE!Copy !req
148. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
149. WHAT
OH, HEY, WHAT?Copy !req
150. ( ferocious roar,
BlingCopy !req
151. YOU KNOW, I SHOULD'VE
SEEN THAT COMING.Copy !req
152. Black and White:
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!Copy !req
153. IT'S THE BULL'S-EYE MART!Copy !req
154. WE'RE GONNA WIN!Copy !req
155. Black and White:
NO, WE'RE GONNA WIN!Copy !req
156. NO, WE'RE GONNA WIN!Copy !req
157. AND I'M GONNA BUY CHEESE!
CHEESE, I SAY!Copy !req
158. AND BANANAS.
BANANAS FOR LOLO.Copy !req
159. WE'RE GONNA WIN!Copy !req
160. SORRY, I GOT LOST
AND SORTA LED HIM BACK HERE.Copy !req
161. Brain Freezer:
WE SHOULD ALL RUN, RIGHT?Copy !req
162. BLACK AND WHITE'S
FOOTPRINTS...Copy !req
163. A CRATER FROM
SUSAN AND MARY...Copy !req
164. AND... ALBERT.Copy !req
165. HELLO, JONATHAN. DUKEY.Copy !req
166. ALBERT,
WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?Copy !req
167. JUST FOLLOW THIS PATH
INTO THE CAVE,Copy !req
168. DOWN THE MOUNTAIN,Copy !req
169. AND YOU'LL BE
AT THE BULL'S-EYE IN NO TIME.Copy !req
170. AND PERHAPS THIS FREEZE RAY
MIGHT BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE.Copy !req
171. WAIT A MINUTE!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE RACECopy !req
172. WITH ONLY WHAT
WE FIND IN THE WOODS.Copy !req
173. - RIGHT.Copy !req
174. AND GRAB THE ROOF
TO THE GOLF CART.Copy !req
175. I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!Copy !req
176. OKAY,
YOU WANNA EXPLAIN IT NOW?Copy !req
177. WE'RE GONNA FREEZE THE HILL,
FLIP OVER THIS GOLF CART ROOF,Copy !req
178. USE IT AS A SLED,
AND SLIDE OUR WAY TO VICTORYCopy !req
179. AND BULL'S-EYE MART
GIFT CARD CITY, DOGGY!Copy !req
180. LET'S ROLL!
I MEAN SLIDE!Copy !req
181. AND WE ARE REALLY GOOD
SURVIVOR DUDES.Copy !req
182. - WOOO! HEY GUYS!Copy !req
183. HEY, THAT'S MY ICE!Copy !req
184. OH, STOP WHINING
AND START SLIDING!Copy !req
185. Johnny and Dukey:
WOO-HOO!Copy !req
186. WHAAAAA!Copy !req
187. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM,
JOIN 'EM!Copy !req
188. Susan and Mary: AAAHHHHH!Copy !req
189. I'M GONNA
BUY CHEESE! CHEESE!Copy !req
190. Mr.
THEY'RE GETTING AHEAD OF US!Copy !req
191. UGH! ALLEY-OOP!Copy !req
192. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
193. WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN', MOUSE BOY?Copy !req
194. BACK OFF, WET NOSE!Copy !req
195. Bling-Bling: I'LL SAVE YOU,
MY LOVELY SUSAN!Copy !req
196. OH, YOU'RE SUSAN.Copy !req
197. AAAHHHHH!Copy !req
198. DUDE, YOU HEAR SOMETHING?Copy !req
199. THAT WAS COOL!Copy !req
200. I WIN!Copy !req
201. Susan and Mary:
NO, WE WON!Copy !req
202. GIFT-CARD ME, LOSERS,
FOR IT IS I WHO IS
VICTORIOUS!Copy !req
203. HOW COULD YOU WIN? YOU WERE
CHASING US, REMEMBER?Copy !req
204. UH, I COULD TELL YOU
WHO CAME IN FIRST.Copy !req
205. IT'S A TIE?Copy !req
206. NO, IT'S THE PERFECT
ENDING!Copy !req
207. SURE, THE THRILL
OF VICTORY IS GREAT,Copy !req
208. BUT THE JOY OF SHARING
IS EVEN GREATER.Copy !req
209. FOR IT IS NOT ABOUT WINNING,Copy !req
210. IT IS ABOUT SURVIVING
TOGETHER,Copy !req
211. 'CAUSE WE ARE ALL
AMAZING SURVIVOR RACE DUDES,Copy !req
212. WHO NEVER, EVER WANT TO GO
INTO THE WOODS AGAIN.Copy !req
213. JOHNNY, JUST TELL US
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET AT.Copy !req
214. LET'S ALL SPEND
OUR GIFT CARDS AND PARTY.Copy !req
215. MORE CHEESE!Copy !req
216. FOR ME?Copy !req
217. YOU READ MY MIND,
PARTNER.Copy !req
218. RUNNING LOW
ON SPLUNGEES, GUYS.Copy !req
219. REMEMBER,
WE'RE NEXT ON THE MENU.Copy !req
220. SEE, GIL?Copy !req
221. IF YOU MIX BITTER PEACHCopy !req
222. WITH EXPLOSIVE CHERRY...Copy !req
223. IT MAKES THE PERFECT
SPLUNGEE!Copy !req
224. UM... IT SAYS
NOT TO MIX THE FLAVORS.Copy !req
225. WHAT HAPPENED?
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?Copy !req
226. JOHNNY GOT A GOOD REPORT CARD?Copy !req
227. JOHNNY'S GOING
TO BOARDING SCHOOL?Copy !req
228. JOHNNY TOOK A BATH?Copy !req
229. I'VE GOT A CONFERENCE
THIS WEEKENDCopy !req
230. AT A FANCY HOTEL
THAT OVERLOOKS THE OCEAN,Copy !req
231. AND I GET TO
BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY,Copy !req
232. ALL EXPENSES PAID.Copy !req
233. YOU'RE SCARING US.Copy !req
234. PACK YOUR THINGS, KIDS,Copy !req
235. 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO
A SUPER FANCY BEACH HOTEL!Copy !req
236. YES!Copy !req
237. QUICK, MARY, LET'S PACK
OUR DESALINIZATION KITS.Copy !req
238. AND I'LL GET DUKEY'S
TRAVEL CRATE!Copy !req
239. WOOF!Copy !req
240. JOHNNY, YOU KNOW
DUKEY CAN'T COME.Copy !req
241. NOOOOOO!Copy !req
242. SO DROP DUKEY OFF
NEXT DOOR.Copy !req
243. THE PEMBERTONS AGREED
TO WATCH HIM FOR THE WEEKEND.Copy !req
244. YES, MOTHER.
I WILL TAKE HIM NOW.Copy !req
245. OKAY, MRS. TEST,
YOU'RE IN SUITE 3D.Copy !req
246. YOUR CONFERENCE BEGINS
AT 8:00 a.m. TOMORROW,Copy !req
247. AND LET ME REITERATECopy !req
248. THAT ABSOLUTELY
NO PETS ARE ALLOWED.Copy !req
249. IT'S A VERY STRICT POLICY
AT WINDOWS ON THE OCEAN.Copy !req
250. WE DROPPED OUR
DOG OFF THIS MORNING.Copy !req
251. - THANK YOU.
- ENJOY YOUR STAY.Copy !req
252. Susan and Mary: AWESOME!Copy !req
253. AND THE BEST PART IS...Copy !req
254. JOHNNY GETS HIS OWN ROOMCopy !req
255. THAT HAS A COMPLIMENTARY
BOOGIE BOARD,Copy !req
256. AND HE'LL BE
OUT OF OUR HAIR!Copy !req
257. NOW GET YOUR SUN BLOCK ON,Copy !req
258. GET TO THE BEACH,
AND START HAVING FUN.Copy !req
259. OH, I'LL START
HAVING FUN ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
260. UNGH!Copy !req
261. BOUNCY!Copy !req
262. WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA!Copy !req
263. WOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
264. DO YOU HAVE A DOG?Copy !req
265. BECAUSE I SMELL DOG.Copy !req
266. LET ME REMIND YOU AGAIN,Copy !req
267. WE HAVE A "NO DOG" POLICY.Copy !req
268. WE HEARD YOU BEFORE,
AND WE DON'T HAVE A DOG.Copy !req
269. RIGHT, JOHNNYCopy !req
270. CORRECT. I DROPPED HIM OFF
AT THE NEIGHBORS' THIS MORNING.Copy !req
271. Hotel Manager:
YOU WIN THIS ROUND.Copy !req
272. BUT I HAVE MY EYES
AND NOSE ON YOU.Copy !req
273. OKAY, WE'RE OFF TO THE POOL.Copy !req
274. AND WE'RE BUSTED!
WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
275. NOTHING, 'CAUSE WE'RE
NEVER LEAVING THE ROOM.Copy !req
276. THE HOTEL ROOM IS THE BEST PART
OF A HOTEL VACATION.Copy !req
277. WE'RE GONNA
JUMP ON THE BED,Copy !req
278. ORDER ROOM SERVICE,
RENT A MOVIE...Copy !req
279. - Johnny: MOM AND DAD!Copy !req
280. JOHNNY, YOU ARE NOT STAYING
IN THE HOTEL ROOM ALL DAY,Copy !req
281. SO OUT YOU GO.Copy !req
282. YOU CAN PICK UP THE ROOM CARD
FROM US IN TWO HOURS,Copy !req
283. BY THE POOL.Copy !req
284. ACTUALLY, I'M JUST
GONNA STAY HERECopy !req
285. AND JUMP ON THE BED
AND ORDER SOME ROOM SERVICE...Copy !req
286. AND DON'T FORGET
THE SUN BLOCK.Copy !req
287. DARN IT!Copy !req
288. Hotel Manager:
WE MEET AGAIN.Copy !req
289. I KNOW YOU HAVE A DOG
BEHIND THAT BOOGIE BOARD,
SO LET'S SEE HIM.Copy !req
290. NOPE, NO DOG.
UH, JUST MY SUN BLOCK,Copy !req
291. WHICH I HAVE
TO PUT ON, AND...Copy !req
292. - OOPSIES. RUN!Copy !req
293. AAAHHHHH!Copy !req
294. I WILL FIND YOU,
FLAMING-HEADED BOY
AND HIS DOG.Copy !req
295. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?Copy !req
296. WE DON'T HAVE A ROOM CARD
TO GET BACK IN THE ROOM.Copy !req
297. HOUSEKEEPING!Copy !req
298. I KNOW HOW TO GET BACK IN.Copy !req
299. DON'T YOU
JUST LOVE THE BEACH?Copy !req
300. I MEAN, WHERE ELSE CAN WE TEST
OUR "SALTWATER SEPARATOR"?Copy !req
301. WHICH WILL PROVE YOU CAN CREATE
DRINKING WATER FROM THE SEACopy !req
302. PRACTICALLY FOR FREE.Copy !req
303. AND ITS ENVIRONMENTALLY
FRIENDLY DESIGNCopy !req
304. LOOKS INDIGENOUS
TO THE LANDSCAPE.Copy !req
305. IT LOOKED TOO MUCH
LIKE AN OCTOPUS.Copy !req
306. YEAH. I'LL CALL THE UNIVERSITYCopy !req
307. AND SEE IF WE CAN GET
MORE RESEARCH MONEY.Copy !req
308. - TIME TO HITCH A RIDE.Copy !req
309. UH, YES, HELLO, HOUSEKEEPING,
THIS IS MR. TEST IN 3D.Copy !req
310. MY BED IS, UH, MESSY.Copy !req
311. CAN YOU COME UP AND,
UM, MAKE IT PRETTY?Copy !req
312. RIGHT AWAY, MR. TEST.Copy !req
313. INSIDE THE ELEVATOR
AND GOING UP.Copy !req
314. DOOR OPENS...Copy !req
315. NOW WE'RE ROLLING.Copy !req
316. DOOR TO THE ROOM OPENS
AND THE CART STOPS.Copy !req
317. WAIT A SECOND TILL SHE LEAVES
TO MAKE THE BED AND...Copy !req
318. - JUMP OUT!Copy !req
319. WE TOOK THE WRONG CART.Copy !req
320. Mom and Dad:
WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
321. HEY, MOM AND DAD.Copy !req
322. OH, MAN, DID I HAVE
FUN AT THE BEACH,Copy !req
323. BUT WHEW! I'M TIRED.Copy !req
324. CAN I HAVE THE CARD
TO THE ROOM NOW?Copy !req
325. - Mom and Dad: NO.Copy !req
326. RIGHT. HE HAS A DOG.
WITH HIM. AT THE HOTEL.Copy !req
327. WHAT DOG
'CAUSE I DON'T, BUB.Copy !req
328. I CAN SMELL IT,
SO PLEASE TELL YOUR SON
DOGS ARE NOT PERMITTED.Copy !req
329. PLEASE TELL THE CRAZY MANAGERCopy !req
330. THAT I DROPPED DUKEY OFF
AT THE NEIGHBORS' THIS MORNING.Copy !req
331. HE'S RIGHT.
YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.Copy !req
332. MAYBE IT'S A SQUIRREL
YOU SMELL.Copy !req
333. I AM NEVER MISTAKEN.Copy !req
334. AND I WILL CATCH THAT DOGCopy !req
335. AND SHOW YOUR PARENTS
AND PROVE THIS ATROCITY.Copy !req
336. SO... YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GIVE ME THE ROOM CARD?Copy !req
337. Mom and Dad:
GO TO THE BEACH!Copy !req
338. THE PROBLEM WITH DESALINIZATIONCopy !req
339. IS THE HIGH COST
OF THE POWERCopy !req
340. NEEDED TO PUSH SALT WATER
THROUGH FILTERS.Copy !req
341. WELL, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM
WHEN THE UNIVERSITY
GIVES US MONEYCopy !req
342. TO CREATE
SUPER SOLAR BEACH PANELS,Copy !req
343. WHICH WILL RUN
THE GENERATOR AND...Copy !req
344. WHOAAAA NELLY!Copy !req
345. WE GET WATER
FROM THE OCEAN FOR FREE!Copy !req
346. WAVES! BIG WAVES COMIN'!Copy !req
347. UH-OH.Copy !req
348. W-WAIT! THOSE ARE
SOLAR PANELS, NOT...Copy !req
349. SURFBOARDS.Copy !req
350. WE'LL NEED
ANOTHER RESEARCH GRANT.Copy !req
351. AH, YES. I NEED
A NEW CARD FOR ROOM 3D.Copy !req
352. I LEFT MINE IN THE ROOM
WHERE WE WANT GO BACK TO RELAXCopy !req
353. AND ORDER ROOM SERVICE
AND A SPEED McCOOL MOVIE.Copy !req
354. HERE YOU GO, MR. TEST.Copy !req
355. OF COURSE WE'LL HAVE TO
SEE SOME I.D.,Copy !req
356. SINCE THIS DOESN'T LOOK...Copy !req
357. OR SMELL LIKE YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
358. OH, YEAH,
SHOW HIM YOUR I.D., DAD.Copy !req
359. IT'S NEXT TO YOUR...
RUN!Copy !req
360. AH... I'M SO RELAXED.Copy !req
361. THAT'S BECAUSE JOHNNY
IS ACTUALLY BEHAVING
HIMSELF ON THIS TRIP.Copy !req
362. Johnny and Dukey:
AAAHHHHHHH!Copy !req
363. I'M GONNA
CHOOSE TO IGNORE THAT.Copy !req
364. WE HAVE TO GET
BACK IN THAT ROOM!Copy !req
365. OKAY! I TAKE-A
THIS UP TO ROOM-A 3D!Copy !req
366. OOF!Copy !req
367. WHAT'RE YOU SERVING UPCopy !req
368. NO.Copy !req
369. Johnny and Dukey: AAHHHHHH!Copy !req
370. JUST-A
THE BELLHOP-A HERE.Copy !req
371. GOTTA TAKE-A THE BAGS
UP TO-A 3D.Copy !req
372. OH,
AND WHAT IS IN THIS BAG?Copy !req
373. RUN!Copy !req
374. WE'RE ON THE ROOF,
AND THERE'S NO WAY OUT!Copy !req
375. I CAN SMELL DOG,
AND HERE I COME.Copy !req
376. - YOU HAVE TO JUMP.
!Copy !req
377. JUMP IN THE POOL, GET OUT,Copy !req
378. GRAB A ROBE
AND HIDE IN A CABANA.Copy !req
379. NO WAY!Copy !req
380. IT'S THREE STOREYS.Copy !req
381. CIRCUS POODLES
DO IT ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
382. ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE
NOT AS BRAVE AS A CIRCUS POODLE!Copy !req
383. AHA!Copy !req
384. OH! HEY, CRAZY MANAGER!Copy !req
385. I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING
BUT FRESH SEA AIR.Copy !req
386. OH!Copy !req
387. AAHHHH!Copy !req
388. NEVER SEEN A CIRCUS POODLE
DO THAT.Copy !req
389. AAAHHHHHH!Copy !req
390. HM?Copy !req
391. SO YOU SEE,
YOUR LATEST GRANTCopy !req
392. ALLOWS US TO HIGH-PRESSURE
BLAST THE WATER,Copy !req
393. SEPARATE IT FROM THE SALT,
COLLECT THE MIST,Copy !req
394. AND GET A GLASS OF CHEAP,
PURE, DRINKING WATER.Copy !req
395. UH, WHERE DID THE WATER GO?Copy !req
396. AAAAHHHHHHH!Copy !req
397. AGH! OOF!Copy !req
398. IS THIS HEAVEN?Copy !req
399. NO! IT'S OUR ROOM!Copy !req
400. AND THAT WAS AMAZING!Copy !req
401. NOW, LET'S KICK BACK,
ORDER SOME ROOM SERVICE,Copy !req
402. PAY-PER-VIEW
A SPEED McCOOL MOVIE,Copy !req
403. AND START JUMPIN'
ON THE...Copy !req
404. DARN IT!Copy !req
405. SO, YOU DO
NOT HAVE A DOG, HM?Copy !req
406. HA! LET'S SEE IF
MOM AND DAD REMEMBERCopy !req
407. IF THIS IS THEIR DOG, HMM?Copy !req
408. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF
PATIENCE, GIRLS.Copy !req
409. AND RESEARCH MONEY.Copy !req
410. KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, GRANDMA,Copy !req
411. WE'RE JUST GONNA
UP THE PRESSURE.Copy !req
412. AND CHEAP, UNSALTED CUP OF
DRINKING WATER, HERE WE COME!Copy !req
413. DARN IT!Copy !req
414. AND NOW I'M GOING TO
CALL DOWNCopy !req
415. TO YOUR PARENTS
AT THE POOL AND—Copy !req
416. WHOA!Copy !req
417. OH HO! I LOVE THIS HOTEL.Copy !req
418. OHHH!Copy !req
419. WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHY IS THIS ROOM ALL WET?Copy !req
420. AND WHY DOES YOUR SON
HAVE A DOG IN THE HOTELCopy !req
421. WHEN NO DOGS ARE ALLOWED?Copy !req
422. Mom and Dad: WHAT DOG?Copy !req
423. H-HE WAS HERE.Copy !req
424. I HAD A PICTURE,Copy !req
425. AND I WANT ALL OF YOU
AND YOUR DOG OUT
OF THIS HOTEL!Copy !req
426. AND I WANT YOU
OUT OF OUR ROOM!Copy !req
427. COME AGAIN?Copy !req
428. AND I'M GONNA PULL MY
CONFERENCE OUT OF THIS HOTEL,Copy !req
429. AND REPORT TO UPPER MANAGEMENTCopy !req
430. THAT THE REASON
THEY LOST OUR BUSINESS IS YOU.Copy !req
431. BUT IF WANNA KEEP YOUR JOB,
I SUGGEST YOU APOLOGIZE
TO OUR SON AND LEAVE.Copy !req
432. MM. TERRIBLY SORRY.Copy !req
433. I... I MUST'VE BEEN
MISTAKEN ABOUT THE DOG.Copy !req
434. ENJOY YOUR STAY.Copy !req
435. HO-HO! WAY TO GO,
MOM AND DAD, AND...Copy !req
436. WHERE'S THE DOG?Copy !req
437. HM?Copy !req
438. WOOF?Copy !req
439. YOU KNEW I HAD HIM?Copy !req
440. OH, BIG TIME.Copy !req
441. BUT THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE
GONNA LET A GUY LIKE THATCopy !req
442. TELL THE TESTS WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
443. SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
GO HOME?Copy !req
444. ARE YOU NUTS?Copy !req
445. MMM! THIS WATER
IS EXCELLENT, GIRLS.Copy !req
446. YEAH, AND IT ONLY COST
$2.4 MILLION A GLASS.Copy !req
447. HUH. SHOULD WE
MAKE HIM STOP?Copy !req
448. HE'S BEEN JUMPING
FOR SIX HOURS.Copy !req
449. LET THE BOY JUMP.
IF HE BREAKS THE BED,
WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.Copy !req
450. Johnny and Dukey:
WOOO! YEAH!Copy !req