1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A need-free dad at home, a super busy mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game control and skating in
the park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. What do we make of this?Copy !req
20. Johnny Test.Copy !req
21. Johnny Test.Copy !req
22. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
23. We can do so many things, like ride horses
in the forest.Copy !req
24. And we can also... fight!Copy !req
25. Princesses don't fight, Test.Copy !req
26. Then I don't want to play Princess.Copy !req
27. Hey, I'm paying you, remember?Copy !req
28. Yeah, well, I want to raise.Copy !req
29. Fine.Copy !req
30. Now let's put on our super frilly-flowy
Princess ball gowns.Copy !req
31. Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
32. I'm making a frilly-flowing dress.Copy !req
33. Cool.Copy !req
34. Does it make you invisible or something?Copy !req
35. Nope.Copy !req
36. Uh, does it make you super strong?Copy !req
37. No.Copy !req
38. It makes you look pretty.Copy !req
39. I thought it might be fun
for us to put down the DNACopy !req
40. and atomic nuclei and make
something like normal girls.Copy !req
41. Be like normal girls.Copy !req
42. And now it's time to practice dancing for
the big ball tonight.Copy !req
43. Oh, I love dancing.Copy !req
44. Slam dancing!Copy !req
45. Knock it off, Test!Copy !req
46. Why can't princesses
be tough and haveCopy !req
47. jetpacks and shoot
lasers out of their dresses?Copy !req
48. Cuz it's not very ladylike.Copy !req
49. Well, neither am I, sister, and you can
have your 250 back, cuz I'm gone!Copy !req
50. You did the right thing.Copy !req
51. There is no way I'm playing pretty
Princess anymore.Copy !req
52. Johnny, we need you to play a pretty
Princess.Copy !req
53. The future of corn dogs may depend on it.Copy !req
54. Doggy like corn dog.Copy !req
55. The young Princess Maribel from Moldavia
disappeared this morning.Copy !req
56. Right before she was to present a treaty
to the UNN council with Shmoldavia,Copy !req
57. their aggressive neighbors to the north.Copy !req
58. And a disappearance
could raise suspicion andCopy !req
59. cause a break in the
treaty they just signed.Copy !req
60. I have no idea what you're talking about
and why do you need me?Copy !req
61. Because this is Princess Maribel.Copy !req
62. Both countries lay claim to this region
called the cornmeal fields.Copy !req
63. So?Copy !req
64. So, the Shmoldavians are
led by the crazy king Fulfossil,Copy !req
65. whose constitution forbids
the consumption of corn dogs.Copy !req
66. If he gets control of this land, there
could be a global corn dog catastrophe.Copy !req
67. We can't have a world without corn dogs!Copy !req
68. And if the Princess doesn't show up to
shake hands with this dork tonight,Copy !req
69. it could mean war and the end of the corn
dog as we know it.Copy !req
70. Johnny, you have to put on the dress and
stop this war!Copy !req
71. No, I am not putting on a dress.Copy !req
72. You just have to pretend to be the
Princess until we can find the real one.Copy !req
73. And you'll be living
the royal life in theCopy !req
74. Princess suite at the
Pork Belly Park Hotel.Copy !req
75. Your own giant HDTVs, a
personal chef to prepare your foodCopy !req
76. anytime you want it, and your
very own pool with waterslide.Copy !req
77. We found the Princess!Copy !req
78. Your highness, where have you been?Copy !req
79. In the can!Copy !req
80. And check out this suite!Copy !req
81. Uh, we found her in a damp cave.Copy !req
82. Uh, throat problems.Copy !req
83. Okay, and now we're off to get the real
Princess.Copy !req
84. Ham!Copy !req
85. He meant to say we're off to get a ham!Copy !req
86. You know, it's kind of fun working with
beads and not Plutonian.Copy !req
87. Yeah!Copy !req
88. I like being a normal girl.Copy !req
89. Wait, what's that?Copy !req
90. Nothing?Copy !req
91. Uh, the polyester?Copy !req
92. No, it's a liquid crystal
microwave that willCopy !req
93. make the dress and
whoever wears it invisible.Copy !req
94. I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
95. I'm a test girl, not a normal girl.Copy !req
96. Come on, we can do this.Copy !req
97. We can be normal.Copy !req
98. Fine, get me some cotton.Copy !req
99. I want a dog.Copy !req
100. Give me a dog.Copy !req
101. I'm the Princess and I command it.Copy !req
102. Um... Hey, how about this dog?Copy !req
103. Okay, so me and my new dog are gonna
chillax by the pool.Copy !req
104. We must first prepare the royal dog for
its official royalness.Copy !req
105. And the Princess must attend to her duties
at one o'clock.Copy !req
106. You must bestow knighthood on our most
honored citizens.Copy !req
107. A little too hard, your highness.Copy !req
108. Two o'clock, study the laws of Moldavia.Copy !req
109. And we willeth, maketh, corn-doggeth,
awesometh.Copy !req
110. Three o'clock, shoot the royal commercial.Copy !req
111. Hey, being a pretty Princess is hard.Copy !req
112. That's why I start every morning off right
with a box of Princess flakes.Copy !req
113. Cut!Copy !req
114. Four o'clock, you must
kiss the royal... Okay, stop.Copy !req
115. The Princess is a little tired and I wanna
party in the pool and where's my dog?Copy !req
116. I present to you the royal mutt.Copy !req
117. Can I borrow the royal cellphone?Copy !req
118. Ooh, diamonds.Copy !req
119. Yeah, we're getting out of here.Copy !req
120. Yellow.Copy !req
121. I'm done being Princess Johnny and where's
a real Princess?Copy !req
122. Yeah, we still can't find her,
but we're looking as hard as we can.Copy !req
123. You sound funny.Copy !req
124. Oh, but we're in a spooky, echoey cave
now.Copy !req
125. Ooh, it's spooky.Copy !req
126. But just the place some Princess snappers
might...Copy !req
127. Johnny!Copy !req
128. Did we tell you about the unlimited access
to the royal spa?Copy !req
129. Oh, you weren't even looking for the
Princess?Copy !req
130. Oh, we looked, we just couldn't find it.Copy !req
131. A little more pressure on the back.Copy !req
132. Uh-oh.Copy !req
133. The treaty
presentation is... No!Copy !req
134. Oh, and... You'll be wearing...Copy !req
135. This!Copy !req
136. I despise Princess gowns!Copy !req
137. Hank Anchorman here reporting on the
historic treaty and the historic handshakeCopy !req
138. between Moldavian Princess
Maribel and Shmoldavian KingCopy !req
139. Fufasil that could stabilize
the world's corndog markets.Copy !req
140. Let's listen in.Copy !req
141. Now, all you have to
do is give a speech thatCopy !req
142. will build trust between
Moldavia and Shmoldavia.Copy !req
143. Then shake hands with that creep.Copy !req
144. Piece of cake.Copy !req
145. I just wanna say I love Shmoldavia and
hate the war between our two countries.Copy !req
146. Yeah, yeah, piece of cake.Copy !req
147. I just want this over with.Copy !req
148. Yeah, I just wanna say that I hate Shmoldavia
and love the war between our countries.Copy !req
149. Okay, bye!Copy !req
150. Yeah!Copy !req
151. Was it something I said?Copy !req
152. Um, what's he saying?Copy !req
153. Um, this means war.Copy !req
154. There will be no more corndogs.Copy !req
155. Quick, my Shmoldavian ninja squad.Copy !req
156. Destroy the... Princess!Copy !req
157. Ninjas.Copy !req
158. It's always ninjas.Copy !req
159. Run!Copy !req
160. Done!Copy !req
161. It's awesome!Copy !req
162. Should we try it on?Copy !req
163. Well, it's kinda small for us.Copy !req
164. Oh, what about Johnny?Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. Johnny would never put on a big puffy
Princess dress.Copy !req
167. Quick, jump in our cool spy car and let's
get out of here!Copy !req
168. Man, that ninja squad really wants to
destroy the Princess.Copy !req
169. But I'm not the Princess.Copy !req
170. I just have to get out of this dress.Copy !req
171. Right!Copy !req
172. If you're a boy again, they won't know
you're the Princess.Copy !req
173. Quick!Copy !req
174. Off with the royal garb!Copy !req
175. It worked!Copy !req
176. They bought that I'm not...Copy !req
177. A Princess!Copy !req
178. Princess!Copy !req
179. Run!Copy !req
180. Right!Copy !req
181. I can't get the dress off!Copy !req
182. Do something!Copy !req
183. Hang on!Copy !req
184. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
185. I confess, I made a few adjustments to the
dress.Copy !req
186. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
187. I'm proud to be a not-normal girl.Copy !req
188. Cool dress.Copy !req
189. Oh, does this thing have a manual mode?Copy !req
190. The dress is all yours.Copy !req
191. Johnny liked being pretty Princess.Copy !req
192. I guess princesses can kick butt.Copy !req
193. Labdance!Copy !req
194. Oh, Pufossil, what do you say we shake
hands and keep corn dogs alive, huh, buddy?Copy !req
195. Wow, that newspaper came out quick.Copy !req
196. But we still don't know what happened to
the real Princess.Copy !req
197. Does the park hotel have an arcade?Copy !req
198. Princess Mergo?Copy !req
199. Sorry.Copy !req
200. I was just trying to be a normal kid.Copy !req
201. I am very disappointed in you.Copy !req
202. You have lots of official work and...Copy !req
203. Don't you mean you're
gonna change her scheduleCopy !req
204. so she has two hours
of goof-off time a day?Copy !req
205. Uh, yes.Copy !req
206. Yes!Copy !req
207. Well, thanks.Copy !req
208. I'm Princess Maribel.Copy !req
209. And you are?Copy !req
210. Princess Johnny.Copy !req
211. You mean, Sir Johnny.Copy !req
212. Um, still too harmed, your highness.Copy !req
213. Hey!Copy !req
214. Good for you, Dad.Copy !req
215. It's from your principal.Copy !req
216. Whatever it is, I didn't do it.Copy !req
217. Uh, Sam, I think it's a minimum.Copy !req
218. Ninety-eight detentions?Copy !req
219. Nope.Copy !req
220. Throwing food, putting oil on toilet
seats, and misuse of a dissected frog?Copy !req
221. Is this true?Copy !req
222. No.Copy !req
223. I also tripped an eighth grader.Copy !req
224. But he had it coming.Copy !req
225. You leave me no choice, son.Copy !req
226. One more detention.Copy !req
227. One more!Copy !req
228. And I'll have to ship you off to the Old
Hickory Military Academy for Wild Boys!Copy !req
229. Old Hickory.Copy !req
230. It's more than a school.Copy !req
231. It's a prison.Copy !req
232. Excuse me for a second.Copy !req
233. Can't get in trouble.Copy !req
234. Can't get in trouble.Copy !req
235. No trouble-o.Copy !req
236. Are you sure this is a good idea?Copy !req
237. The balloons were already full,
and we can't waste water, right?Copy !req
238. He had it coming.Copy !req
239. You know he did.Copy !req
240. Johnny, here's what I'm thinking.Copy !req
241. Please don't give me a detention.Copy !req
242. My dad'll send me to military school.Copy !req
243. That means uniforms, atomic wedgies.Copy !req
244. Awkward pauses!Copy !req
245. I like you, Johnny.Copy !req
246. So I'm free to go?Copy !req
247. No.Copy !req
248. But I'm gonna cut you a deal.Copy !req
249. If you perform 99 good deeds to make up
for your 99 bad deeds, I'll forget everyCopy !req
250. one of your detentions and erase them from
your permanent record.Copy !req
251. Couldn't I just write something on the
chalkboard a zillion times instead?Copy !req
252. Like, I promise not to blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
253. Huh?Copy !req
254. 99 good deeds it is.Copy !req
255. And no cheating.Copy !req
256. Remember, I'm the principal.Copy !req
257. I know everything.Copy !req
258. We need to do 99 good deeds.Copy !req
259. Then I'm off the hook.Copy !req
260. Then let's start good deedin'.Copy !req
261. I'm falling and I can't get up.Copy !req
262. I got nothing.Copy !req
263. Me neither.Copy !req
264. To the lab!Copy !req
265. Need any help?Copy !req
266. Because I'm here to help by doing good
deeds, not bad, and helping with deeds.Copy !req
267. Anything?Copy !req
268. Nope.Copy !req
269. So much for that idea.Copy !req
270. What's that?Copy !req
271. Our latest school project,
the food duplicator, which isCopy !req
272. supposed to clone food,
enlarge it, and feed the world.Copy !req
273. But the steaks taste like wood,
the eggs are blue, and the cupcakes...Copy !req
274. I think you used too much barf.Copy !req
275. Help me!Copy !req
276. I have to do 99 good deeds or I'm off the
military school.Copy !req
277. Well, there's lots of stuff you can do to
help, Johnny.Copy !req
278. Volunteer at the animal shelter,
read books at retirement homes,Copy !req
279. help feed the homeless.Copy !req
280. Uh, Susan, how much beef did you stroking
off in the food duplicator?Copy !req
281. Huh?Copy !req
282. Look, an old lady needs help.Copy !req
283. Good deed, Johnny.Copy !req
284. Hooray!Copy !req
285. Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
286. May I assist you?Copy !req
287. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
288. I'm an old lady, is that it?Copy !req
289. Well, I'm also independent.Copy !req
290. Lonely, but independent.Copy !req
291. Back off!Copy !req
292. Hmm, yeah, you forgot crazy!Copy !req
293. I told you, Johnny, the
principal is everywhere,Copy !req
294. and that did not
count as a good deed.Copy !req
295. It wasn't even close.Copy !req
296. Good deed, Johnny will pick up the trash.Copy !req
297. That can is mine!Copy !req
298. Back off!Copy !req
299. Here you go, citizen.Copy !req
300. Yeah,Copy !req
301. I know, I know, it didn't count.Copy !req
302. Okay, none down, 99 to go.Copy !req
303. You are not helping!Copy !req
304. But I think I have some friends who can.Copy !req
305. Sure, you can walk some dogs.Copy !req
306. That'd be a big help.Copy !req
307. In fact, you can walk Fluffy, Sweetie,
and Muffin.Copy !req
308. You guys are gonna be the easiest three
good deeds of the day.Copy !req
309. Yeah, that's not them.Copy !req
310. They're over there.Copy !req
311. Oh, Johnny, I was just finalizing your
schedule at Old Hickory.Copy !req
312. Did you want push-ups or pull-ups with
your 4 A.M.Copy !req
313. wake-up call?Copy !req
314. Not so fast, Daddy-O.Copy !req
315. I'm on a good deed roll.Copy !req
316. Not really.Copy !req
317. You knocked over garbage
cans, Fluffy wrecked two cars,Copy !req
318. Sweetie defaced a tree, and
Muffin defaced a mailman.Copy !req
319. Are you saying those bad deeds crossed out
my good deeds?Copy !req
320. Yes, but don't give up now.Copy !req
321. I'm rooting for you.Copy !req
322. Principal out.Copy !req
323. Try the nursing home.Copy !req
324. Okay, that was creepy, but let's read to
some old folks.Copy !req
325. And with the adventure done, the retired
ninja put on his dentures and napped.Copy !req
326. The end.Copy !req
327. The food here stinks.Copy !req
328. You only read the last sentence.Copy !req
329. Ah, the rest is just plotting details.Copy !req
330. Hey, I showed up.Copy !req
331. That's more than you can say for their
grandkids.Copy !req
332. Okay, I'll allow it.Copy !req
333. Awesome!Copy !req
334. We're on a roll.Copy !req
335. How many more good deeds do I have left?Copy !req
336. Well, that was one, so, um... 98.Copy !req
337. Air.Copy !req
338. Whoa!Copy !req
339. You okay?Copy !req
340. Yeah, thanks for the help.Copy !req
341. Help?Copy !req
342. Hey, that's good deed number two!Copy !req
343. Hey, you're right!Copy !req
344. That's it!Copy !req
345. All you have to do is
some bad deeds to people,Copy !req
346. then I come in and fix
them with good deeds.Copy !req
347. It's deed-erific!Copy !req
348. No, it's horrible.Copy !req
349. Do you really want me to go to military
school?Copy !req
350. Do you?Copy !req
351. Can't have spaghetti without sauce!Copy !req
352. I need good deeds, not pasta.Copy !req
353. Dookie, let's get to work!Copy !req
354. Just tell us how it tastes!Copy !req
355. Like tomato barf with barf sauce.Copy !req
356. Good deed Johnny and bad deed Dookie,
away!Copy !req
357. Oh, thanks for helping me, son!Copy !req
358. 97...Copy !req
359. 98... 99!Copy !req
360. Johnny, you did it!Copy !req
361. Yes!Copy !req
362. I did it!Copy !req
363. Did you hear that, Principal?Copy !req
364. Hello?Copy !req
365. Hmm?Copy !req
366. He's never around when you need him.Copy !req
367. Looking for this?Copy !req
368. No.Copy !req
369. Just one more detention, and this
extra-stiff wool uniform is yours!Copy !req
370. They say the sweating, itching,
and crying builds character!Copy !req
371. Better hold on to the
receipt, Dad, cause I gotCopy !req
372. a meeting with the
Principal and I'm staying!Copy !req
373. What do you mean none of my good deeds
count?Copy !req
374. Solving a problem that you create is not a
good deed.Copy !req
375. Returning the wallet was a good deed,
but your dog swiped it.Copy !req
376. And giving someone their
IV bag back is nice, butCopy !req
377. your dog shouldn't have
taken it in the first place.Copy !req
378. Um, how did you know it was my dog?Copy !req
379. I know everything!Copy !req
380. Plus, I have access to the city's traffic
surveillance system.Copy !req
381. Wow, I look so guilty on camera.Copy !req
382. I'm afraid this will cost you one more
detention.Copy !req
383. I'm sorry, Johnny, but I have to notify
your father.Copy !req
384. No!Copy !req
385. Ow.Copy !req
386. Huh?Copy !req
387. Oh, I know I'm gonna regret this,
but...Copy !req
388. Wait a minute.Copy !req
389. It's awesome!Copy !req
390. Yes!Copy !req
391. We did it!Copy !req
392. Johnny, take a bite of the cheese and tell
us what you think.Copy !req
393. I think I'm off to
military school in twoCopy !req
394. hours, so I guess there's
only one thing to do.Copy !req
395. Beg Dad for one more
chance, even though thisCopy !req
396. would be the 100th one
more chance he's given you.Copy !req
397. Go to your room and cry?Copy !req
398. Start acting delusional?Copy !req
399. No.Copy !req
400. We're having a say
goodbye to Johnny, blow out,Copy !req
401. bye-bye, a Palooza Jam
Fest Super Send-Up Party Jam!Copy !req
402. Yep, he's going delusional.Copy !req
403. Oh, this is so much fun!Copy !req
404. And I'm not lonely anymore!Copy !req
405. And this food is excellent!Copy !req
406. Best meal I've had since the war I think I
was in!Copy !req
407. And I'm moving into the giant gingerbread
house!Copy !req
408. Hey!Copy !req
409. But where's Johnny?Copy !req
410. Right here!Copy !req
411. Eat up, fellas!Copy !req
412. I've been looking to adopt a dog like this
for years!Copy !req
413. Me too!Copy !req
414. Let's go, Johnny!Copy !req
415. You're gonna be late for your buzz cut!Copy !req
416. Ooh, look!Copy !req
417. They sent an artist's rendering!Copy !req
418. Well, thanks for coming, everyone!Copy !req
419. But it's time for Johnny to head off to
Old Hickory Military Academy!Copy !req
420. Whoa!Copy !req
421. Wait!Copy !req
422. Stop!Copy !req
423. According to my calculations, Johnny's
party has fed the homeless, entertainedCopy !req
424. the lonely, found homes
for tons of stray dogs, found aCopy !req
425. way for giant food not to be
wasted, and you're recycling!Copy !req
426. Oh, no.Copy !req
427. Which means Johnny's grand
total of good deeds is... 98!Copy !req
428. Phew!Copy !req
429. But, uh, whoops!Copy !req
430. Here, uh, you dropped your pen.Copy !req
431. That makes 99!Copy !req
432. Your record is cleared.Copy !req
433. You have zero detentions.Copy !req
434. And... I don't have to
go to military school!Copy !req
435. I was so close!Copy !req
436. So close!Copy !req
437. Don't feel bad, Dad.Copy !req
438. Have a cupcake and enjoy the party!Copy !req
439. But I don't see any cupcakes!Copy !req
440. Incoming!Copy !req
441. Doing good deeds is sweet!Copy !req