1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
5. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
7. A need-free dad at home, a super-busy mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny Test.Copy !req
20. Johnny Test.Copy !req
21. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
22. Um, whatcha doin'?Copy !req
23. Waiting for a package.Copy !req
24. And it's taking forever.Copy !req
25. It's only been four days.Copy !req
26. I know!Copy !req
27. And is that some crazy weather lately or
what?Copy !req
28. What did you mail away for this time?Copy !req
29. The coolest thing ever invented!Copy !req
30. I ordered a Grow Your Own Monster Kit from
the back of a comic book.Copy !req
31. Think about all the cool things we can do
with our own pet monster.Copy !req
32. It'll be just like in the movies.Copy !req
33. Um, in the monster movies I watched, the
monster destroys the town and eats people.Copy !req
34. But this is a Grow Your Own monster.Copy !req
35. I'll train him to be nice.Copy !req
36. You know you're delusional, right?Copy !req
37. No.Copy !req
38. Hopeful.Copy !req
39. There's a huge difference.Copy !req
40. No, but every time you order something,
it never works out.Copy !req
41. Remember the Grow Your Own Redwood tree?Copy !req
42. What a rip-off!Copy !req
43. It's supposed to be 400 feet high!Copy !req
44. Uh, it says here, for best results,
wait 2,000 years.Copy !req
45. Huh.Copy !req
46. It'll be different this time.Copy !req
47. Package for Johnny Tess.Copy !req
48. I just love doing that.Copy !req
49. There.Copy !req
50. The behavior modification serum is
complete.Copy !req
51. So, what do you want to do with the side
effects?Copy !req
52. It would be a shame
to just let a good tube ofCopy !req
53. defective microbes and
toxic cells go to waste.Copy !req
54. Yes!Copy !req
55. My very own Grow Your Own monster kit.Copy !req
56. Cool.Copy !req
57. Just add capsule to water and watch your
monster grow right before your eyes.Copy !req
58. Johnny, before you
go any further, let meCopy !req
59. tell you these novelty
toys are total scams.Copy !req
60. This monster is just gonna be a cheap
piece of foam and when it doesn't grow,Copy !req
61. you'll complain about what
a rip-off it was and I'll haveCopy !req
62. to listen to your endless
whining and that's not fair!Copy !req
63. You're a pessimist, you know that?Copy !req
64. No, I'm a realist.Copy !req
65. There's a huge difference.Copy !req
66. Look, it's hatching!Copy !req
67. Three, two, one...Copy !req
68. What a rip-off!Copy !req
69. It's nothing but a cheap chunk of foam in
the shape of a monster!Copy !req
70. That is almost the last time I fall for
this junk!Copy !req
71. I tried to tell you,
buddy, but... Wait!Copy !req
72. It's alive!Copy !req
73. Alive!Copy !req
74. Oh, this can't be good.Copy !req
75. Hey there, little fella.Copy !req
76. Would you look at that?Copy !req
77. He's outgrown his home already.Copy !req
78. You're so cute.Copy !req
79. Yes, you are.Copy !req
80. But you're never gonna
make a good water slide orCopy !req
81. roast marshmallows if
you're just a tiny monster.Copy !req
82. The more the water, the bigger the
monster.Copy !req
83. Bap-top time!Copy !req
84. Yep, you definitely need a name,
my monster buddy.Copy !req
85. Let's see.Copy !req
86. Guargon?Copy !req
87. Skippy?Copy !req
88. Gameroid.Copy !req
89. Do you like Gameroid?Copy !req
90. Yeah!Copy !req
91. Then Gameroid it is!Copy !req
92. And now it's time to grow my own bigger
monster!Copy !req
93. Cool!Copy !req
94. But still not big enough.Copy !req
95. Then when Johnny put the capsule in the
glass of water, the monster came to life!Copy !req
96. It's supposed to be a stupid foamy toy!Copy !req
97. How can you scientifically explain that?Copy !req
98. Easy.Copy !req
99. Johnny put his toy in
the side effects fromCopy !req
100. a new behavior modification
formula we made.Copy !req
101. That he was supposed to drink!Copy !req
102. You are both nuts!Copy !req
103. No, we're curious.Copy !req
104. There's a huge difference.Copy !req
105. Did you notice any unusual side effects in
the monster?Copy !req
106. Like heat vision, extra appendages... And
an uncontrollable urge to destroy the town?Copy !req
107. Gameroid!Copy !req
108. Relax!Copy !req
109. It can't destroy the town as long as it
stays tiny.Copy !req
110. And Johnny doesn't put it in anything
larger than a drinking glass.Copy !req
111. That's it, Gameroid!Copy !req
112. Cannonball!Copy !req
113. Uh-oh.Copy !req
114. Did you guys see that cannonball into our
big pool?Copy !req
115. Isn't Gameroid the greatest?Copy !req
116. Gameroid?Copy !req
117. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
118. You've gone and hurt his feelings.Copy !req
119. Feelings?Copy !req
120. Johnny, you've seen the movies.Copy !req
121. The only feelings monsters have are
destroy and incinerate!Copy !req
122. You're wrong!Copy !req
123. Watch!Copy !req
124. Gameroid fetches, unlike some pets I know.Copy !req
125. Fetch, big fella!Copy !req
126. Fetch!Copy !req
127. Hey, Test!Copy !req
128. It looks like you wet your pants... again!Copy !req
129. I need to change my pants!Copy !req
130. No, Gameroid, don't!Copy !req
131. He was only playing!Copy !req
132. Put him down, Gammy.Copy !req
133. It's okay.Copy !req
134. We're okay!Copy !req
135. What's wrong with Gameroid?Copy !req
136. He's all gooned up or something.Copy !req
137. Yeah, that might be our fault.Copy !req
138. What did you do?Copy !req
139. We made this behavioral serum that calms
aggression.Copy !req
140. Yeah, and?Copy !req
141. You grew Gameroid in the side
effects from the serum, whichCopy !req
142. obviously makes him enraged,
especially when threatened.Copy !req
143. Oh.Copy !req
144. What?Copy !req
145. You know, if that
thing finds its way to theCopy !req
146. ocean, there's no
telling how big it'll get.Copy !req
147. And with all those side
effects swimming around in thatCopy !req
148. monster, there's no telling
what that thing will do.Copy !req
149. There's plenty of telling what that thing
will do.Copy !req
150. It will do what all your experiments do!Copy !req
151. Destroy the town!Copy !req
152. Because you are all insane!Copy !req
153. No, we're adventurous.Copy !req
154. There's a huge difference.Copy !req
155. And you said to grow your own monster kit
wouldn't work.Copy !req
156. We've got to solve that thing!Copy !req
157. Whoa, that thing's got a name,
you know.Copy !req
158. It's Gameroid.Copy !req
159. We can't destroy him, there's good in him.Copy !req
160. I think.Copy !req
161. Try your best to slow him
down while we go back toCopy !req
162. the lab and get the
Behavioral Modification Serum.Copy !req
163. That will reverse the nasty side effects
and don't let it reach the ocean!Copy !req
164. Okay, but hurry.Copy !req
165. We need to save him before...Copy !req
166. Gamero.Copy !req
167. Uh-huh.Copy !req
168. Uh-huh.Copy !req
169. Right.Copy !req
170. We got a monster invading the town!Copy !req
171. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
172. Let's hunt us a monster, boys.Copy !req
173. Back in the movies.Copy !req
174. No!Copy !req
175. Monster!Copy !req
176. I have got to move out of this town.Copy !req
177. Ha!Copy !req
178. That's nothing.Copy !req
179. Back home, our monsters are twice as big
and they shoot lasers from their eyes.Copy !req
180. That's not bad, though.Copy !req
181. Buddy, hey!Copy !req
182. Where you going?Copy !req
183. Take shelter, boys!Copy !req
184. This is a military operation
now, and we're gonnaCopy !req
185. bring this monster down
monster movie style!Copy !req
186. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
187. But he's my monster.Copy !req
188. You can't destroy him.Copy !req
189. You gotta believe me.Copy !req
190. He'd never hurt a fly.Copy !req
191. Jet planes, on the
other hand... We're okay.Copy !req
192. You were saying...Copy !req
193. He was saying that if
Gammeroid gets to the ocean,Copy !req
194. he'll grow so big, he could
destroy the whole planet!Copy !req
195. We just have to wait for my sisters.Copy !req
196. They can make him nice and cute again.Copy !req
197. Now look, Johnny.Copy !req
198. Nobody wants to hurt you, monster.Copy !req
199. But at the rate he's growing, it's either
us or him.Copy !req
200. On my command!Copy !req
201. Ready?Copy !req
202. Wait!Copy !req
203. We brought the serum that should take care
of the monster!Copy !req
204. How many times have I told you his name is
Gammeroid?Copy !req
205. All we need to do is inject him with this
unusually large needle.Copy !req
206. But he's too far away.Copy !req
207. And too close to the ocean.Copy !req
208. We'll never hit him from here.Copy !req
209. Please, you gotta save him!Copy !req
210. Oh, for crying out loud, Johnny.Copy !req
211. Give me the needle.Copy !req
212. If this doesn't work, I am so out of a
job.Copy !req
213. Ready?Copy !req
214. Aim!Copy !req
215. Are you sure this is gonna work?Copy !req
216. We have no idea.Copy !req
217. Fire!Copy !req
218. Bullseye!Copy !req
219. Don't you mean monster butt?Copy !req
220. So, this thing's gonna shrink Gammeroid
back to his original cute size, right?Copy !req
221. Oh, not even close.Copy !req
222. But it will be way more mellow.Copy !req
223. But what on earth are we gonna do with a
50-foot monster?Copy !req
224. We're ready for you, misteroid.Copy !req
225. Gammy, it's the network.Copy !req
226. They want to know if you'll do the
celebrity dancing show.Copy !req
227. Gammy's in.Copy !req
228. Got it.Copy !req
229. Yep.Copy !req
230. Love ya.Copy !req
231. Bye.Copy !req
232. Wow.Copy !req
233. You're starring in your very own movie.Copy !req
234. And you're the biggest star on earth.Copy !req
235. Literally.Copy !req
236. Sorry, kids.Copy !req
237. We gotta roll.Copy !req
238. This family is completely nuts.Copy !req
239. You know that, right?Copy !req
240. No, we're... Yeah, we're nuts.Copy !req
241. You smell.Copy !req
242. Is that tuna?Copy !req
243. Because it looks more like camel barf on
toast.Copy !req
244. Pull my finger.Copy !req
245. That's it!Copy !req
246. I'm never talking to you again!Copy !req
247. Ugh!Copy !req
248. Okay, class.Copy !req
249. It's time for your social studies
projects.Copy !req
250. And I'm picking the partners.Copy !req
251. And our first team is...
Sissy and... Johnny!Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. Don't even think about complaining,
Johnny!Copy !req
254. I'm putting you with sissy
because you need an A, orCopy !req
255. it's off to the special
classes with Mrs. Crabapple!Copy !req
256. You mean Crabapple's bad apples?Copy !req
257. Who can tell me what four plus one equals?Copy !req
258. Um, 41?Copy !req
259. Just screw these into your desks till the
bell rings.Copy !req
260. I can't go there.Copy !req
261. And I can't be sissy's partner.Copy !req
262. One, because she's nuts.Copy !req
263. And two, I vowed never to speak to her
again.Copy !req
264. Well, you're gonna do it.Copy !req
265. Because one, I'm the teacher.Copy !req
266. And two, I'm the teacher!Copy !req
267. Eight dollars and, uh, 31 cents.Copy !req
268. Wow, this must be serious.Copy !req
269. I've gotta work with sissy
and get a good grade,Copy !req
270. or I'll be put in the
worst class at school!Copy !req
271. Okay, so what is the problem?Copy !req
272. I thought sissy smelled clean,
like soap.Copy !req
273. So I told her she smelled, then she
slugged me.Copy !req
274. Okay, well, you didn't add nice.Copy !req
275. You need to say you smell nice.Copy !req
276. And you told me once
girls like honesty, so I saidCopy !req
277. her sandwich looked like
barf, which was honest.Copy !req
278. Then I had her pull my finger and pooted,
which is hilarious.Copy !req
279. Hilarious for boys, not girls.Copy !req
280. Well, what do I do?Copy !req
281. I've gotta work with her and get an
amazing grade.Copy !req
282. Just let her sniff your butt, then she
knows you're accepting of her.Copy !req
283. Hey, it works for me.Copy !req
284. The problem is you and sissy have
incompatible personality types.Copy !req
285. Incompatibooty hoo-woo.Copy !req
286. It means that sissy is a smart,
hard-working girl, and you are gross.Copy !req
287. So tomorrow, go to school and try really,
really hard not to be gross.Copy !req
288. Well, look who showed up.Copy !req
289. Okay, here's our project.Copy !req
290. We're gonna make a model of
the Great Pyramid with recycledCopy !req
291. bottles and cover it up in
pretty earth-dump flowers.Copy !req
292. Here's what I think.Copy !req
293. All I said was that I thought the Pyramid
Project was a poor choice.Copy !req
294. And you used those exact words.Copy !req
295. No, I used much grosser words.Copy !req
296. Oh, Johnny, I hear you might be joining
our class soon.Copy !req
297. I have some screws and a wrench ready for
you.Copy !req
298. And I have a hammer ready for you.Copy !req
299. Give me a new personality.Copy !req
300. Something sissy will love.Copy !req
301. Love, I tell you!Copy !req
302. Johnny, the human
personality is based on soCopy !req
303. many things that nobody
really knows for sure.Copy !req
304. It could be genetic or based solely
on social cognition or... Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
305. Just make me super nice and lovey so I can
get an A and not go to the cuckoo class.Copy !req
306. We've got just the thing.Copy !req
307. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.Copy !req
308. I know Johnny's a bit wacky, but you can't
mess with the boy's personality.Copy !req
309. A few tweaks in the personality twister
could make Johnny not so wacky.Copy !req
310. And we could make him a coffee lover like
you.Copy !req
311. Well, I suppose a few tweaks couldn't
hurt.Copy !req
312. New personality, here I come!Copy !req
313. Now, to extract a DNA helix and store it
in the mainframe.Copy !req
314. And now, to twist it
and make a strongerCopy !req
315. connection to Johnny's
nicer genetic heritage.Copy !req
316. Cheerio siblings and my fine hound.Copy !req
317. Huh?Copy !req
318. The tests have a lot of English in our
bloodlines.Copy !req
319. Are you gonna help or be gross again?Copy !req
320. Firstly, I must apologize for my earlier
behavior.Copy !req
321. And yes, Sissy, I look so forward to
participating in this exciting project with you.Copy !req
322. Okay, Johnny, who makes my knees like
jelly, let's get an A together.Copy !req
323. Splendid!Copy !req
324. I've decided not to wait until you join
our class.Copy !req
325. So I'm gonna give you the hammer lesson
now.Copy !req
326. Oh, I thank you, Bumper.Copy !req
327. How nice of you to go out of your way and
teach me your expertise with blunt tools.Copy !req
328. Huh?Copy !req
329. You make my knees like jelly.Copy !req
330. I have to leave and think.Copy !req
331. Splendid!Copy !req
332. Hey, how did it go at school?Copy !req
333. Totally pippers.Copy !req
334. And I wanted to thank my sisters for
helping me so.Copy !req
335. And bring my mixed-breed a latte.Copy !req
336. Two sugars, no foam.Copy !req
337. We love new personality, Johnny!Copy !req
338. Hey gang, dinner time!Copy !req
339. Uh-oh.Copy !req
340. You did what?Copy !req
341. We gave Johnny a new personality.Copy !req
342. I said no DNA experiments in the house.Copy !req
343. Oh, please do not get mad at them mother
and father.Copy !req
344. It was my fault.Copy !req
345. Let me clear the table and send the dishes
so you can discuss my punishment.Copy !req
346. I like him.Copy !req
347. I like him a lot.Copy !req
348. Me too.Copy !req
349. But we can't.Copy !req
350. You're right.Copy !req
351. We need our old boy back who is ours and
not that.Copy !req
352. Here is some tea to help you relax.Copy !req
353. And thank you for a wonderful meal.Copy !req
354. Your meatloaf father was smackers.Copy !req
355. Um, I'll do it.Copy !req
356. But I'll probably hate myself in the
morning.Copy !req
357. Go to the lab and bring Johnny back!Copy !req
358. Um, I can't find Johnny's DNA map.Copy !req
359. Are you saying you can't find Johnny?Copy !req
360. No.Copy !req
361. Johnny and all his DNA are in the twister.Copy !req
362. We just sort of don't know who Johnny is.Copy !req
363. And since much of science is trial
and error... Come on, lucky seven!Copy !req
364. Hey!Copy !req
365. How's it done?Copy !req
366. Johnny, speak to me!Copy !req
367. Huh.Copy !req
368. Looks like we've got some ninja heritage
as well.Copy !req
369. That's a nice ninja Johnny.Copy !req
370. Back in the pretty machine.Copy !req
371. So how's it going?Copy !req
372. We're working through some kinks.Copy !req
373. Like what?Copy !req
374. I despise all of you.Copy !req
375. Uh, don't you have some Austrian heritage
on your side?Copy !req
376. Yep.Copy !req
377. The Spanish comes from my side.Copy !req
378. Mama, dance with me now!Copy !req
379. If we had a little more time, we can
locate his actual personality map.Copy !req
380. Deep!Copy !req
381. Well, this Johnny will probably stay out
of trouble.Copy !req
382. But get to work!Copy !req
383. Holey!Copy !req
384. More flowers!Copy !req
385. Great, Johnny.Copy !req
386. The project is due tomorrow.Copy !req
387. But these flowers are for you.Copy !req
388. What is wrong with you today?Copy !req
389. How can things be wrong when you are so
right?Copy !req
390. Kiss me!Copy !req
391. What?Copy !req
392. Gross!Copy !req
393. We need to work!Copy !req
394. Admit it, Sissy.Copy !req
395. You are hot for me.Copy !req
396. You're like Cleopatra, and I am like the
King Dude she loved.Copy !req
397. Oh, the last thing she can scuttle me.Copy !req
398. Give me my kilt, cause Johnny Mac test is
not done.Copy !req
399. Oh, I think your personality changed when
you hit your head.Copy !req
400. Bagpipes!Copy !req
401. I hate bagpipes!Copy !req
402. Looking for a tussle, are you?Copy !req
403. Well, yeah!Copy !req
404. A pyramid.Copy !req
405. Oh, that is original.Copy !req
406. Was the volcano with smoke and soda bottle
tornado already taken?Copy !req
407. I would suck your blood, but that project
is sucky enough already.Copy !req
408. Blah!Copy !req
409. That's it!Copy !req
410. I want you out of my life, Johnny Test!Copy !req
411. So I'll take the F, just so you can go to
Crab Apples class and be gone for...Copy !req
412. I still can't find Johnny's helix map!Copy !req
413. And you're running out of time!Copy !req
414. Why?Copy !req
415. Who is Johnny now?Copy !req
416. Um, a dog.Copy !req
417. Ah!Copy !req
418. Ah!Copy !req
419. Ah!Copy !req
420. Here, Johnny!Copy !req
421. Get the bone!Copy !req
422. Get it, boy!Copy !req
423. We said we wanted Johnny normal by dinner,
so what's going on?Copy !req
424. Yeah, uh, we couldn't find his original
helix, so...Copy !req
425. We're rewriting his genetic code by
tracking the test family tree.Copy !req
426. And estimating behavioral patterns,
and did he have any infant trauma?Copy !req
427. He jumped in the ram exhibit at the zoo
when he was two and was rammed.Copy !req
428. Now, we enter all that in, balance the
mix, and...Copy !req
429. There, can I get some tiny meatballs with
gravy?Copy !req
430. Too much Swedish meatball.Copy !req
431. I want to be back to me by dinner or
you're all in big trouble!Copy !req
432. Big trouble!Copy !req
433. Uh, too much me.Copy !req
434. Maple syrup and hockey, eh?Copy !req
435. Pull back on the Canadian.Copy !req
436. I am like so dizzy right now.Copy !req
437. Johnny!Copy !req
438. You are my little boy, right?Copy !req
439. You're hugging me too tight!Copy !req
440. And is that meatloaf I smell or bat guano?Copy !req
441. Yep, he's back!Copy !req
442. And it's good to be a family again!Copy !req
443. But it's bad to be me tomorrow!Copy !req
444. Cause Sissy's gonna get me
kicked into Miss Crabapple'sCopy !req
445. Bad Apple class because
I still don't get girls!Copy !req
446. Girls, help them out.Copy !req
447. I don't get girls either.Copy !req
448. Sissy, Johnny is gross and immature,
but that's normal for boys.Copy !req
449. Perhaps a compromise could be reached
where you can do a project together thatCopy !req
450. utilizes your obsessive perfectionism and
Johnny's grossness.Copy !req
451. Fine!Copy !req
452. And the sarcophagus is
where the Egyptians buriedCopy !req
453. their royalty in hopes
their spirits would return.Copy !req
454. And where's Johnny?Copy !req
455. He's supposed to help you, but he didn't!Copy !req
456. So it's after Crabapple's Bad Apples!Copy !req
457. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
458. Okay, you both get A's!Copy !req
459. Uuuuhhh!Copy !req
460. Awesome!Copy !req
461. Cookie jar!Copy !req