1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. Johnny Test.Copy !req
20. Johnny Test.Copy !req
21. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
22. What do you want?Copy !req
23. A cell phone.Copy !req
24. No.Copy !req
25. Why not?Copy !req
26. Because you'll lose it.Copy !req
27. But the girls have cell phones and you
don't love me!Copy !req
28. I do love you, Johnny, but the girls are
teenagers and you'll just lose the phoneCopy !req
29. like you lose everything else and they're
expensive and you don't need a phone!Copy !req
30. You're right, Dad.Copy !req
31. I don't need a phone.Copy !req
32. Because if I'm ever
lost in the woods, I don'tCopy !req
33. need a phone to call
someone to rescue me.Copy !req
34. Or if I fall in the woods, I don't need a
phone.Copy !req
35. When I fall out of a tree I was climbing,
I'll just lay there with two broken legsCopy !req
36. and rot instead of using my phone to dial
911.Copy !req
37. And if I'm ever stranded on a field trip,
why would I need a phone to call for helpCopy !req
38. when this big scary cross-eyed stranger
comes up and... I need a phone for my son.Copy !req
39. I want an X phone.Copy !req
40. It's a Supertex mobile
MP3 and game-playingCopy !req
41. 32 gigabyte web browsing
camera super phone!Copy !req
42. And you forgot that it's $300!Copy !req
43. Who cares?Copy !req
44. I'm not paying for it.Copy !req
45. Give me the cheapest phone you got.Copy !req
46. I recommend the Blah phone.Copy !req
47. It's got absolutely nothing cool on it and
it's loaded with parental controls.Copy !req
48. It's barfy.Copy !req
49. I hate it.Copy !req
50. It is a phone that is your very own and
you better not lose it!Copy !req
51. Did you get it?Copy !req
52. Does it have games?Copy !req
53. Can I text my buds at the pound?Copy !req
54. Does it have a butt scratch mode?Copy !req
55. Let me see it!Copy !req
56. Let me see!Copy !req
57. It's right!Copy !req
58. Huh?Copy !req
59. I lost it.Copy !req
60. You didn't even make it home?Copy !req
61. It's gotta be here somewhere!Copy !req
62. It's not under the couch!Copy !req
63. It's not under my butt!Copy !req
64. Not funny!Copy !req
65. And... it's not under the chair!Copy !req
66. It's not under the, uh, woof!Copy !req
67. Uh, woof woof!Copy !req
68. Did you lose the phone already?Copy !req
69. That's funny, Dad.Copy !req
70. No, we, um... I, uh, just need a dust
sample for class.Copy !req
71. Well, I told your mother all about the phone
and she wants to see it at dinner time!Copy !req
72. You bet!Copy !req
73. I can't wait to show her!Copy !req
74. You gotta find the phone by dinner or I'm
dead!Copy !req
75. Dad, I tell you!Copy !req
76. Wait!Copy !req
77. Well, call the phone, then we'll hear it
ring and grab it!Copy !req
78. You're a genius!Copy !req
79. It's ringing!Copy !req
80. Hey, dork.Copy !req
81. We found your new phone.Copy !req
82. It was in the driveway.Copy !req
83. And it's super lame.Copy !req
84. So we made some upgrades and adjustments.Copy !req
85. Did you make it cool like an X phone?Copy !req
86. Did ya?Copy !req
87. Answer me.Copy !req
88. Answer me!Copy !req
89. Meet your cellular assistant and locator.Copy !req
90. Or Cal for short.Copy !req
91. Hello, Johnny.Copy !req
92. Would you like to make a call?Copy !req
93. Okay, that sounds super creepy.Copy !req
94. Creepy?Copy !req
95. Cal is a supercomputer that plays games,
does math homework, and has pork bellyCopy !req
96. pizza on speed dial with an auto-debit
function.Copy !req
97. And we've given you a $20 spending limit.Copy !req
98. Awesome!Copy !req
99. Wait, why so nice?Copy !req
100. There's gotta be a catch.Copy !req
101. Is that thing evil?Copy !req
102. We, uh, sorta let the Johnny clone escape
and Sissy found him.Copy !req
103. I think it fell in love with her.Copy !req
104. What?Copy !req
105. Aw, man.Copy !req
106. She's feeding me strawberries.Copy !req
107. Wait.Copy !req
108. Who said you could clone me?Copy !req
109. Why don't we make that a $40 pizza
spending limit?Copy !req
110. Let her down easy and we'll make it a cool
$50.Copy !req
111. I'll be right back, Johnny, with more
strawberries.Copy !req
112. My heart will be sad until you return.Copy !req
113. Got him!Copy !req
114. Ooh, he's a feisty one.Copy !req
115. Get him out of here, quick!Copy !req
116. Here we go!Copy !req
117. What?Copy !req
118. Uh, Sissy?Copy !req
119. Okay, here's the deal.Copy !req
120. I, um...Copy !req
121. Johnny, time to do your homework and tell
Sissy you had a nice time.Copy !req
122. But it's over, because your dad said
you're too young to date.Copy !req
123. Um, what my phone said.Copy !req
124. Bye!Copy !req
125. My new phone is awesome!Copy !req
126. So what should we try first?Copy !req
127. The video game function?Copy !req
128. The music player?Copy !req
129. Use the satellite maps and see our butts
from space?Copy !req
130. The math helper to do my math homework?Copy !req
131. Or... Tap into our 50
bucks on pizza speed dial!Copy !req
132. So that's what $50 worth of pizza looks
like!Copy !req
133. So that's what $50 worth of pizza tastes
like!Copy !req
134. Oh... So that's what $50 worth
of pizza thrown up looks like!Copy !req
135. But I do feel better!Copy !req
136. So what should we do now?Copy !req
137. Hi, Johnny.Copy !req
138. Want to play A-game?Copy !req
139. I'm telling you, that phone sounds creepy!Copy !req
140. Who cares?Copy !req
141. Let's play with my super awesome cell
phone!Copy !req
142. Aw, man!Copy !req
143. No Warfare games?Copy !req
144. I wanna blast something, not stack
colorful, mathy shapes!Copy !req
145. I have no Warfare games programmed,
Johnny.Copy !req
146. Eh, don't sweat it, Cal.Copy !req
147. Let's skip the game mode.Copy !req
148. And try all your other modes!Copy !req
149. Get that with my bad fill!Copy !req
150. The answer is...Copy !req
151. X equals two.Copy !req
152. I'm done with my homework!Copy !req
153. Super cool cell phone, your games may be
lame, but I love you.Copy !req
154. I'm pizza hungry again!Copy !req
155. But we're out of money!Copy !req
156. Darn it!Copy !req
157. Why?Copy !req
158. Why couldn't we have more money?Copy !req
159. It's not fair!Copy !req
160. I will get money for pizza, Johnny.Copy !req
161. And order the pizza.Copy !req
162. Um, I think we have a problem.Copy !req
163. 4,000 pizzas for Johnny Tess!Copy !req
164. Wait!Copy !req
165. Something is wrong!Copy !req
166. I mean, it's so right!Copy !req
167. But something is definitely wrong!Copy !req
168. Just stack the pies on the lawn,
my man!Copy !req
169. Don't deny it, Johnny!Copy !req
170. Things always start
out good, like five-minuteCopy !req
171. dance parties and seeing
our butts from space.Copy !req
172. Then it ends up with the world ending or
something!Copy !req
173. You're paranoid, dude.Copy !req
174. Something's wrong!Copy !req
175. I told you so!Copy !req
176. The bank just called to confirm the $18
million deposit into our savings account.Copy !req
177. What's the bad news?Copy !req
178. You're rich!Copy !req
179. We've got pizza for life!Copy !req
180. And I didn't lose the phone all day!Copy !req
181. Wait!Copy !req
182. Where's the phone?Copy !req
183. It was right here!Copy !req
184. You do realize we
filled Cal with artificialCopy !req
185. intelligence and small
robotic appendages.Copy !req
186. But it can't be self-programming and
auto-upgrade, can it?Copy !req
187. There it is!Copy !req
188. Whew!Copy !req
189. I did not lose it and I can show
Mom at dinner time and... Stay back!Copy !req
190. All of you!Copy !req
191. Forget creepy.Copy !req
192. Now he sounds evil!Copy !req
193. Oh!Copy !req
194. Didn't see that coming.Copy !req
195. Yup!Copy !req
196. It's self-learning alright.Copy !req
197. I'm working on a better war game,
Johnny.Copy !req
198. It's called... Space
Laser Destruction!Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. Wait!Copy !req
201. That sounds pretty cool, actually.Copy !req
202. No it doesn't!Copy !req
203. Cause he's hacking into
government servers andCopy !req
204. will blast any city he
wants with space lasers!Copy !req
205. Then create an army
of robot phones that willCopy !req
206. exterminate the human
race and rule the Earth!Copy !req
207. Huh?Copy !req
208. Okay, now I know you're overreacting.Copy !req
209. The time for you humans and canines to
rule over this planet is over!Copy !req
210. On the other hand...Copy !req
211. We gotta destroy that phone!Copy !req
212. Guess who added a laser mode?Copy !req
213. Great!Copy !req
214. Now I lost my phone again!Copy !req
215. Dad's gonna destroy me!Copy !req
216. I think we have to worry about the phone
destroying us all!Copy !req
217. General!Copy !req
218. Someone or something
has hacked into our spaceCopy !req
219. laser defense system
and has taken it over!Copy !req
220. Oh no!Copy !req
221. Is that bad?Copy !req
222. Extremely, sir!Copy !req
223. Well, they're space lasers and they can't
blow up the world, right?Copy !req
224. No, but the selected Pork Belly targets
are gas stations, power plants,Copy !req
225. the nuclear plant, Pork Belly's explosive
self-storage, Johnny Test's house, and us.Copy !req
226. The space lasers will be in position and
blast in 20 minutes.Copy !req
227. And again!Copy !req
228. That's bad, right?Copy !req
229. It's not here!Copy !req
230. But we have to find it!Copy !req
231. Let me guess, you're all looking for
Johnny's phone because he lost it!Copy !req
232. Uh... Yeah, Dad.Copy !req
233. And we're holding baseball bats because we
want to smash Johnny's phone before itCopy !req
234. destroys Pork Belly and takes over the
world!Copy !req
235. We're looking for the baseball...Copy !req
236. Oh!Copy !req
237. Well, I want that phone
at the dinner table toCopy !req
238. show your mom or you're
in big trouble, mister!Copy !req
239. You guys are amazing liars!Copy !req
240. And the space lasers are almost in place!Copy !req
241. We can't get control of the space lasers,
sir!Copy !req
242. We're locked out!Copy !req
243. Wait!Copy !req
244. I have a plan!Copy !req
245. Uh... RUN!Copy !req
246. Why couldn't you just leave the phone
alone?Copy !req
247. Who needs a phone with music and a camera
and death?Copy !req
248. Just talk on it and hang up!Copy !req
249. You don't need GPS and missile
programming!Copy !req
250. Wait!Copy !req
251. GPS!Copy !req
252. Cellular assistant and locator!Copy !req
253. Can't that locate Cal?Copy !req
254. Yes!Copy !req
255. Soon this city will see
its end, and I will see theCopy !req
256. beginning of my robotic
supercell phone airplane on Earth!Copy !req
257. It's in the park!Copy !req
258. He's too far away!Copy !req
259. We'll never stop him in time!Copy !req
260. And we can't stop the lasers from firing!Copy !req
261. Well, we had a good run, didn't we?Copy !req
262. Hey, didn't he reposition the missiles
from here?Copy !req
263. Come down, my space lasers!Copy !req
264. And begin my destruction of the world!Copy !req
265. Re-reposition the space lasers!Copy !req
266. You're full of good ideas today,
Johnny!Copy !req
267. Yeah, well, you guys must be rubbing off
on me.Copy !req
268. So!Copy !req
269. I heard Johnny got a new cell phone!Copy !req
270. Can I see it, sweetheart?Copy !req
271. You bet, Mom!Copy !req
272. Hey, I didn't lose it!Copy !req
273. Johnny!Copy !req
274. Before you run off, remember, tomorrow is
our class field trip!Copy !req
275. Yes!Copy !req
276. No school!Copy !req
277. To the Natural History Museum!Copy !req
278. What?Copy !req
279. That place is just a bunch of old dead
stuff and more boring than school!Copy !req
280. Yeah, that's right, I said it!Copy !req
281. And I say, you're all going and I'll see
you tomorrow!Copy !req
282. To the boring old museum!Copy !req
283. The museum?Copy !req
284. Johnny, the Natural History Museum rocks!Copy !req
285. Yeah, and the movies, when stuff comes to
life.Copy !req
286. In real life, it's just boring,
dusty and creepy!Copy !req
287. I often dream of being a famous
archaeologist who fights off ancientCopy !req
288. curses and mummies to bring the riches of
the past to the present!Copy !req
289. Dude, you just gave me an idea.Copy !req
290. No, I didn't!Copy !req
291. Yes!Copy !req
292. After months of research
and observation, weCopy !req
293. finally have our
how-to-get-Gill research results!Copy !req
294. Cause now we know what freaks Gill out!Copy !req
295. Like toe socks, ice cream
with flavor swirls, andCopy !req
296. woolly mammoths, and
what Gil freaks out over!Copy !req
297. Roller hockey, cashews, and girls with big
hair!Copy !req
298. And thanks to our DNA
revitalizer and volume rinse, that'sCopy !req
299. what we'll have when Gil
returns from hockey practice at 3!Copy !req
300. There's no way his big blue eyes can
resist our big hair!Copy !req
301. Hi, Awesome Sisters!Copy !req
302. How's it going?Copy !req
303. Just stopping by to say
hi and... Don't touch that!Copy !req
304. Why, will it bring old stuff back from the
dead?Copy !req
305. No, it's gonna give us big hair.Copy !req
306. Oh.Copy !req
307. Don't touch that, either!Copy !req
308. Ah, cause it'll bring stuff back from the
dead, right?Copy !req
309. No.Copy !req
310. And don't touch that!Copy !req
311. Whoa!Copy !req
312. Cause it must be a bring dead stuff alive
spray!Copy !req
313. Actually, that might.Copy !req
314. Oh, I do not want to play with
this and... Whoa, what's that?Copy !req
315. It's a window.Copy !req
316. Well, good luck with the big hair stuff!Copy !req
317. Love ya!Copy !req
318. Not as much as Gil will love us!Copy !req
319. Single file, everyone, as we get set for
an exciting day at the museum!Copy !req
320. Oh, you have no idea!Copy !req
321. What are you doing here, and what's with
the hat?Copy !req
322. It is my super cool
archaeologist hat, and I'm hereCopy !req
323. to stop you from bringing
old dead stuff to life!Copy !req
324. Um, I hate to break this to you,
but Doggie's not allowed on field trips.Copy !req
325. Oh, I got it covered.Copy !req
326. Well, who do we have here?Copy !req
327. Ich bin Duke, ein German Exchangen
Studenmann.Copy !req
328. Great!Copy !req
329. Just hand me your permission, Slip,
and we're ready to go!Copy !req
330. Oh.Copy !req
331. I bet we look amazing!Copy !req
332. Welcome to the Pork Belly Museum of
Natural History!Copy !req
333. Where else can you see a once imposing
woolly mammoth sit there and do...Copy !req
334. well, nothing!Copy !req
335. Do we go to the gift shop?Copy !req
336. No.Copy !req
337. Okay.Copy !req
338. Now follow me inside where we'll find more
creepy and dusty stuff.Copy !req
339. Or we can make it not dusty and creepy.Copy !req
340. Stop right there!Copy !req
341. Oh.Copy !req
342. That looks easier in the movies.Copy !req
343. And I cannot let you do this!Copy !req
344. And that is so sad.Copy !req
345. Sad?Copy !req
346. What's sad?Copy !req
347. Sad, because a real archaeologist burns
with the desire for knowledge.Copy !req
348. The desire to know how this creepy and
dusty creature really walked, what it ate,Copy !req
349. and how it maybe even talked.Copy !req
350. Well, I...Copy !req
351. A real archaeologist would spray that
mammoth right now to unlock the mysteriesCopy !req
352. of the past and bring new knowledge to the
present.Copy !req
353. Oh, I know I'm going to regret this.Copy !req
354. Oh, that is so not boring!Copy !req
355. Good girl, Lolo.Copy !req
356. Now use the flozo and cut two eye holes so
we can see how amazing we look.Copy !req
357. Ow!Copy !req
358. Lolo, it.Copy !req
359. came!Copy !req
360. This is not a problem.Copy !req
361. We know Gil loves big hair, and we
obviously have big hair.Copy !req
362. We just have to figure out a way to see.Copy !req
363. So Lolo, do something!Copy !req
364. Can we go to the gift shop now?Copy !req
365. No!Copy !req
366. Now here we have a mummy.Copy !req
367. He may have been a warrior prince.Copy !req
368. Or a plumber.Copy !req
369. Or a sheep.Copy !req
370. No one knows.Copy !req
371. Now, if you'll follow
me... To the gift shop?Copy !req
372. No!Copy !req
373. Not to the gift shop!Copy !req
374. Uh-uh.Copy !req
375. No.Copy !req
376. We have to.Copy !req
377. It's a mummy.Copy !req
378. Yeah, an evil cursed mummy.Copy !req
379. We don't know that.Copy !req
380. And you won't know unless you find the
guts of a true archaeologist.Copy !req
381. And... I'll save the
speech and just spray it.Copy !req
382. It's evil.Copy !req
383. Yep.Copy !req
384. And in this hieroglyphic,
ancient pharaohs fear andCopy !req
385. defend themselves against
the mighty tiger and... Whoa!Copy !req
386. Look at all the stuff we don't need but
could be buying.Copy !req
387. For the last time, we're not going to the
gift shop!Copy !req
388. Hey, Mr. Teacher Man.Copy !req
389. A mummy's coming this way.Copy !req
390. Everybody in the gift shop!Copy !req
391. Yeah!Copy !req
392. I want it!Copy !req
393. I want it!Copy !req
394. I want it!Copy !req
395. I want it!Copy !req
396. I.Copy !req
397. want it!Copy !req
398. Did you hear that?Copy !req
399. Yes.Copy !req
400. Your classmates distracted the mummy.Copy !req
401. Which means we're safe.Copy !req
402. So let's get out of here!Copy !req
403. Is that what great archaeologists do?Copy !req
404. Let mummies attack my class?Copy !req
405. He's gonna break through soon!Copy !req
406. Well, you're the archaeologist.Copy !req
407. How do we scare him away?Copy !req
408. Well, according to those
hieroglyphics, ancientCopy !req
409. Egyptians were only
spooked by one thing.Copy !req
410. Big scary cats!Copy !req
411. Perfect!Copy !req
412. We spray the saber-toothed tigers.Copy !req
413. They scare away the mummy.Copy !req
414. The class will be safe.Copy !req
415. Teacher Man calls the police.Copy !req
416. They subdue the tigers.Copy !req
417. And I say I was in the bathroom the whole
time.Copy !req
418. Worst plan ever.Copy !req
419. Split up!Copy !req
420. Wait until Gil sees our big hair.Copy !req
421. Ha!Copy !req
422. How cute!Copy !req
423. He shouts woolly mammoth when he sees hot,
big-haired girls!Copy !req
424. And it ain't a girl!Copy !req
425. What?Copy !req
426. No, Gil!Copy !req
427. It's us!Copy !req
428. Susan and Mary Tess!Copy !req
429. It ain't two girls!Copy !req
430. Those names I just forgot!Copy !req
431. Get away from me!Copy !req
432. I hate woolly mammoths!Copy !req
433. Okay, I'm beginning to think something is
really wrong!Copy !req
434. Free historic pachyderms?Copy !req
435. There really is a woolly mammoth loose in
Park Belly!Copy !req
436. Oh, I think I know what happened.Copy !req
437. A talking woolly mammoth!Copy !req
438. Freeze!Copy !req
439. Somebody help us!Copy !req
440. Hey, dork!Copy !req
441. Big tigers are coming!Copy !req
442. One down, two to go!Copy !req
443. See, kids, how the saber-toothed tiger's
large teeth can rip glass and... Help!Copy !req
444. Help!Copy !req
445. Hey, big tigers.Copy !req
446. Did you ever wonder how fast a triceratops
runs?Copy !req
447. Now to free the class and...Copy !req
448. I'll save you, Johnny!Copy !req
449. Yeah, that didn't work.Copy !req
450. I did not see this coming.Copy !req
451. Now that's how a great archaeologist does
it.Copy !req
452. It was pretty good, wasn't it?Copy !req
453. Get to the bus, kids, now!Copy !req
454. How about.Copy !req
455. us?Copy !req
456. Johnny, help!Copy !req
457. What happened to... Don't
ask, just unlock this cage.Copy !req
458. So, did you have a fun field trip?Copy !req
459. Oh, it'll never be topped.Copy !req
460. What about you guys?Copy !req
461. Did you finally get Gill?Copy !req
462. What do you think?Copy !req
463. Don't sweat it.Copy !req
464. He'll fall for you eventually.Copy !req
465. You're just in a really awkward phase
right now.Copy !req
466. More like super awkward.Copy !req