1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Cat.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
5. His genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
7. Nate Freak, dad at home, a super busy mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Cat.Copy !req
9. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes and an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
18. Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
20. No, I can't go in!Copy !req
21. It's too horrible!Copy !req
22. What is so horrible?Copy !req
23. Reading.Copy !req
24. I can't believe Teacher Man's forcing us
to go to the library and check out books.Copy !req
25. Johnny, the library does not hurt.Copy !req
26. You were saying?Copy !req
27. That books are filled with knowledge and
knowledge is power.Copy !req
28. No, having X-ray vision is power.Copy !req
29. Can a book give me X-ray vision?Copy !req
30. No, but reading books makes you smart,
and if you're smart, you get a good job,Copy !req
31. and a good job means lots of money,
which means you get rich, which meansCopy !req
32. you're set for life, and that is power,
my friend.Copy !req
33. You lost me at reading books.Copy !req
34. And there's only one thing I need to be
set for life, and it's not in the library.Copy !req
35. Well, where is it?Copy !req
36. Johnny, we haven't got all day!Copy !req
37. Don't rush me!Copy !req
38. All I need is the yellow
limited edition SpeedCopy !req
39. McCrull Action Racer,
and my life will be complete.Copy !req
40. That's what you need to be set for life?Copy !req
41. You have dozens of those!Copy !req
42. Dozens of red, blue, and green ones.Copy !req
43. I still don't have a yellow, and I need to
collect all four!Copy !req
44. So, you don't mind reading the back of
cereal boxes?Copy !req
45. It's just boring old library books I can't
stand.Copy !req
46. Johnny!Copy !req
47. I only got one shot at this, Dad.Copy !req
48. Why don't you just put on
your X-ray glasses so you canCopy !req
49. see through the box, and
oh, yeah, there's no such thing!Copy !req
50. So pick a box already!Copy !req
51. Oh, go ahead.Copy !req
52. Open the box.Copy !req
53. No!Copy !req
54. I need you to make me a pair of X-ray
glasses.Copy !req
55. Think of the good it could do for
humankind.Copy !req
56. A tool that lets doctors look inside the
body to diagnose diseases.Copy !req
57. That helps firefighters
see hidden dangers, andCopy !req
58. helps frustrated boys
look inside cereal boxes.Copy !req
59. We have considered it in the past,
but the technology requires going intoCopy !req
60. your brain and attaching micro-sensors to
your optic nerve.Copy !req
61. Which could go horribly wrong.Copy !req
62. How wrong?Copy !req
63. Either you'll be able to see through
walls, it will damage your eyes so thatCopy !req
64. you'll need reading glasses, or your head
will explode.Copy !req
65. And that's bad, right?Copy !req
66. Very bad!Copy !req
67. And you should be at the library getting
books, which will help you be set for life!Copy !req
68. Let's go X-ray glasses, baby!Copy !req
69. Now hold still.Copy !req
70. This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
71. It's gonna hurt a lot.Copy !req
72. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
73. Yes!Copy !req
74. I've got X-ray vision!Copy !req
75. Wow, Johnny.Copy !req
76. I've never seen you reading so intently.Copy !req
77. X-ray glasses.Copy !req
78. I love you.Copy !req
79. Johnny!Copy !req
80. Have you checked out those books I
assigned from the library?Copy !req
81. Um, I hate the library.Copy !req
82. Hate the library?Copy !req
83. Johnny, knowledge is power!Copy !req
84. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
85. I think I've discovered a way better
power.Copy !req
86. Impossible!Copy !req
87. The knowledge we gain from books is what
makes us human.Copy !req
88. Without it, we'd be nothing but mole
people stumbling in the dark.Copy !req
89. I'm baaaaaaack!Copy !req
90. And ready to steal the source of the Earth
Dweller's power!Copy !req
91. Books!Copy !req
92. Since knowledge is
power, we're going to stealCopy !req
93. all of the books in Pork
Belly and then the world!Copy !req
94. The humans will become stupid!Copy !req
95. And we'll grow so smart and powerful that
we'll take over!Copy !req
96. But boss, what if Johnny gets in the way?Copy !req
97. I have a plan where we won't even have to
go above ground!Copy !req
98. We're going to be geniuses!Copy !req
99. Don't eat a book, you idiot!Copy !req
100. I don't believe what I'm seeing.Copy !req
101. That lady had a 200 gigabyte Z-Box 360 in
her shopping bag.Copy !req
102. It was a thing of beauty.Copy !req
103. Okay, so now that
you've had fun with yourCopy !req
104. glasses, isn't it time we
go back to the library?Copy !req
105. No.Copy !req
106. Now that I have X-ray vision, I've decided
I really am set for life.Copy !req
107. All right.Copy !req
108. Let me try this again, because I love you.Copy !req
109. Read books, get good job, money,
set for life!Copy !req
110. Can X-ray vision do that?Copy !req
111. Huh?Copy !req
112. Answer me!Copy !req
113. Quick, how much money do I need to be set
for life?Copy !req
114. Let's see.Copy !req
115. If you were to invest wisely, marry only
once, live in a good school district,Copy !req
116. and have 2.3
children... 2.3 children?Copy !req
117. Sounds cool.Copy !req
118. You'll need about $843,000.Copy !req
119. Right.Copy !req
120. And how does he get that?Copy !req
121. Well, you can read books, study hard,
get a good job, and earn it.Copy !req
122. Yeah?Copy !req
123. How else?Copy !req
124. You could win it on a game show.Copy !req
125. Okay, Johnny, it's time to play...Copy !req
126. The $843,000 suitcase!Copy !req
127. It was a dumb question, I know.Copy !req
128. We've placed fifth tasting coal bombs
under the pork belly library.Copy !req
129. When they detonate,
the books will be suckedCopy !req
130. underground, and fall into
our soon-to-be-powerful hands!Copy !req
131. In five minutes, the books will be ours!Copy !req
132. And now to fire off a letter of warning to
the authorities.Copy !req
133. You're gonna tell them what we're doing?Copy !req
134. I want to make the humans stupid,
but I don't want to hurt anyone!Copy !req
135. We're mole people, not monsters!Copy !req
136. Susan, Mary, we need your help.Copy !req
137. Zizra the Mole King, or
King of the Mole People,Copy !req
138. or whatever, is going
to steal the library!Copy !req
139. You don't happen to have anything that
could help us locate subterranean bombs,Copy !req
140. do you?Copy !req
141. Don't you already have bomb-detecting
equipment?Copy !req
142. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
143. Bomb detector fight!Copy !req
144. We're, uh, idiots, you know.Copy !req
145. But help us out, we could lose our jobs!Copy !req
146. Well, we do have something, but Johnny's
the only one who can use it!Copy !req
147. Well, where is he?Copy !req
148. Okay, Johnny, one of these suitcases
contains $843,000.Copy !req
149. One contains 39 cents, and the other
contains a rabid magoose.Copy !req
150. Now take your time, Johnny, think real
hard, and pick the $843,000 suitcase!Copy !req
151. Number three, final answer, I'm not gonna
phone a friend or dog or nothing,Copy !req
152. number three.Copy !req
153. Let's open number three!Copy !req
154. Right after these commercials!Copy !req
155. Johnny, we need you to help us save books!Copy !req
156. Kinda in the middle of something?Copy !req
157. Cisra is planning to steal the Pork Belly
Library!Copy !req
158. The whole library!Copy !req
159. And the problem is?Copy !req
160. The problem is, all of Pork Belly's books
will disappear forever!Copy !req
161. And without books, we don't have any
record of human history, of art,Copy !req
162. of literature, no chronicle of the human
endeavor!Copy !req
163. Yeah, I really hate reading, so it's gonna
have to wait until I'm done cheating.Copy !req
164. I mean, playing!Copy !req
165. There's no time!Copy !req
166. The bombs are set to go off in one minute!Copy !req
167. Dude, what's with all the disguises today?Copy !req
168. Not important!Copy !req
169. But what is important is helping
humanity preserve the mostCopy !req
170. important thing we need to
survive after steak and clothing!Copy !req
171. And that is books!Copy !req
172. And we're back in three,
two... Welcome back!Copy !req
173. Shotty test!Copy !req
174. Pick suitcase number three, and...Copy !req
175. He left.Copy !req
176. Which means he's disqualified,
right?Copy !req
177. The mongoose is attacking my leg!Copy !req
178. I'm very proud of you.Copy !req
179. Don't talk to me.Copy !req
180. In mere seconds, the books will be ours!Copy !req
181. Ooh, I can already feel all that powerful
knowledge filling my brain!Copy !req
182. It's tingling!Copy !req
183. Seriously, it's really tingling!Copy !req
184. Go, go, go!Copy !req
185. There's one there!Copy !req
186. Another one right here!Copy !req
187. Yes!Copy !req
188. We will rule the world!Copy !req
189. There, and there.Copy !req
190. We did it!Copy !req
191. The library is saved!Copy !req
192. With only three seconds left.Copy !req
193. Wait!Copy !req
194. There's only... I've
got to care of the two...Copy !req
195. 49 bombs here!Copy !req
196. Well, where's the other one?Copy !req
197. Ow!Copy !req
198. That really hurt!Copy !req
199. Oh, will you lighten up?Copy !req
200. You lighten up!Copy !req
201. I was gonna be a genius!Copy !req
202. Knowledge is power!Copy !req
203. If I get you some books, will you calm
down?Copy !req
204. I don't have a library card.Copy !req
205. You can come with me and use mine, because
I have a lot of books I need to check out.Copy !req
206. Can you get us some cool glasses that will
cut down on the glare?Copy !req
207. You know, it's very bright up there.Copy !req
208. This library is amazing!Copy !req
209. I got a Harry Warlock
book, 345 ways to prepareCopy !req
210. dirt, and this book
on world domination!Copy !req
211. And I got my books for my project!Copy !req
212. You're putting your X-ray glasses back on?Copy !req
213. No, these are reading glasses.Copy !req
214. The X-ray glasses messed up my vision.Copy !req
215. He'll be fine in about a month.Copy !req
216. Knowledge is power, you know.Copy !req
217. I know, I know!Copy !req
218. What did you do?Copy !req
219. Don't you want the flowers first?Copy !req
220. What did you do?Copy !req
221. We tried to make Lolo a super monkey.Copy !req
222. It went horribly wrong.Copy !req
223. So how do you fix it?Copy !req
224. Easy.Copy !req
225. This looks like a job for Johnny X and
Super Pooch!Copy !req
226. I knew you were going to say that.Copy !req
227. Just save Lolo and get right back here.Copy !req
228. Wait, I think we're going to need some cool
new super mutant powers for this mission.Copy !req
229. Fine.Copy !req
230. I hate my super suit!Copy !req
231. Gives me a wedgie!Copy !req
232. Hey, Lolo, we have to...Copy !req
233. Looks like it's time for Johnny X to use
his new mutant powers.Copy !req
234. Neural freezing spaghetti head powers,
go!Copy !req
235. Spaghetti head?Copy !req
236. It came to me in a dream.Copy !req
237. Now use your new shrinking powers!Copy !req
238. Get out!Copy !req
239. I have shrinking powers?Copy !req
240. It shoots out of your eyes.Copy !req
241. That freaky boy and his mutt dog in those
bad costumes saved our town!Copy !req
242. I own the candy store.Copy !req
243. Take this candy as my sign of gratitude.Copy !req
244. And I'm the mayor and I say we should give
them a parade!Copy !req
245. I'm being a superhero!Copy !req
246. I don't think I've ever taken this costume
off.Copy !req
247. This town needs me.Copy !req
248. Careful, Johnny.Copy !req
249. The life of a superhero is a big
responsibility.Copy !req
250. Yes, they have superpowers,
but they also leadCopy !req
251. lives of quiet desperation
and loneliness.Copy !req
252. No, Johnny X leads a life of free candy
and parades.Copy !req
253. No, Super Pooch is out of candy.Copy !req
254. Quick, Super Pooch!Copy !req
255. My sisters are buzzkills and somebody
needs our help!Copy !req
256. Johnny X and Super Pooch away!Copy !req
257. Hey!Copy !req
258. Help, Johnny X!Copy !req
259. My breaks are out!Copy !req
260. Hang on!Copy !req
261. We'll save you!Copy !req
262. Hot Snout Towers, go!Copy !req
263. Okay, that mutant power is just plain
gross.Copy !req
264. Who cares?Copy !req
265. Thank you, Johnny X!Copy !req
266. Here's candy!Copy !req
267. Help!Copy !req
268. Let somebody help!Copy !req
269. Can we give you a lift?Copy !req
270. And can I give you some candy?Copy !req
271. Dude, these are raisins.Copy !req
272. Raisins are nature's candy.Copy !req
273. Nah, we gotta save him.Copy !req
274. I don't wanna know.Copy !req
275. For saving our town once again, I
declare this Johnny X and Super Pooch Day!Copy !req
276. If there's danger or trouble
about, Johnny X and Super PoochCopy !req
277. will be there for the good
citizens of Pork Belly 24-7.Copy !req
278. Great!Copy !req
279. Now that's why I give
you the X Alert Watch,Copy !req
280. so we can call you any
time we're in trouble.Copy !req
281. Now, let's throw candy!Copy !req
282. You realize that is bad, right?Copy !req
283. No, everyone loves having powers!Copy !req
284. Like transport powers!Copy !req
285. And after taking a little nap,
because I'm tired, I will use all of myCopy !req
286. super powers to protect the innocent
against the forces of evil!Copy !req
287. Okay.Copy !req
288. I'll go to bed later!Copy !req
289. Help!Copy !req
290. The bridge is out!Copy !req
291. You gotta love super strength!Copy !req
292. Now that we saved the town again,
let's play video games!Copy !req
293. What do we do?Copy !req
294. Is there something that shoots out of my
butt?Copy !req
295. Atomic eyeball, turbo toes, exploding
earwax, ooh, super breath!Copy !req
296. Yo, thanks, Johnny X and Super Pooch!Copy !req
297. Now let's play some video games!Copy !req
298. We gotta stop these trains from crashing!Copy !req
299. I'm totally pooped!Copy !req
300. Huh.Copy !req
301. Speaking of pooped...Copy !req
302. Stand down, forces of evil!Copy !req
303. Oh, actually, it's not the forces of evil.Copy !req
304. I just can't get this peanut butter jar
open.Copy !req
305. So tired.Copy !req
306. Haven't slept in three days.Copy !req
307. You.Copy !req
308. were right!Copy !req
309. I need to sleep and to play and to go to
the bathroom!Copy !req
310. One, two, three...
We told you so!Copy !req
311. Okay, now tell us what to do.Copy !req
312. It's easy!Copy !req
313. Johnny X and Super Pooch need to be
destroyed.Copy !req
314. What?Copy !req
315. The town won't become
self-sufficient again untilCopy !req
316. they know Johnny X and
Super Pooch are destroyed.Copy !req
317. Yeah, but there's one problem.Copy !req
318. We're Johnny X and Super Pooch!Copy !req
319. You don't really have to be destroyed.Copy !req
320. The town just needs to think you dorks are
destroyed.Copy !req
321. Oh!Copy !req
322. That's it!Copy !req
323. Help, Johnny X!Copy !req
324. Seriously, what's with the train system in
this town?Copy !req
325. Who cares?Copy !req
326. Just get ready to get very, very
destroyed!Copy !req
327. Oh, no!Copy !req
328. The train has crushed Johnny X and Super
Pooch!Copy !req
329. I don't think we're gonna make it.Copy !req
330. Be strong!Copy !req
331. Because together, you can all do this
stuff yourselves!Copy !req
332. Like... Fix the train system!Copy !req
333. Wait!Copy !req
334. I'm a doctor!Copy !req
335. I can save them!Copy !req
336. But I'll have to do surgery here!Copy !req
337. We're good!Copy !req
338. We're all better now!Copy !req
339. Call us on the X Alert Watch if you need
us!Copy !req
340. Hey, you wanted to be a superhero!Copy !req
341. Well, how do you not help people who need
help?Copy !req
342. Especially if you have things like lava
boogers and stuff!Copy !req
343. People need to help themselves,
Johnny!Copy !req
344. Blah, blah, blah!Copy !req
345. You're cold!Copy !req
346. And help a brother out!Copy !req
347. Fine!Copy !req
348. What do you want us to do?Copy !req
349. Up in the sky!Copy !req
350. There's two meteors!Copy !req
351. No, it's two nuclear bombs!Copy !req
352. No, it is I!Copy !req
353. Sinister!Copy !req
354. Planet!Copy !req
355. People must all be evil there!Copy !req
356. They are!Copy !req
357. And we are here to destroy your world!Copy !req
358. I can't believe we let him talk us into
this!Copy !req
359. Oh, help us, Johnny X and Super Pooch!Copy !req
360. Evil villains!Copy !req
361. Go back to where you came from!Copy !req
362. Or it will be a battle to the finish!Copy !req
363. And it will be you who will be finished!Copy !req
364. Ow, that really hurt!Copy !req
365. Quick, Johnny!Copy !req
366. Use your, uh, butt cage thing!Copy !req
367. That will stop them!Copy !req
368. This is really painful, you know!Copy !req
369. Teleporting power's ready, and prepare to
die!Copy !req
370. They.Copy !req
371. are finished!Copy !req
372. Forever!Copy !req
373. Oh, they're gone!Copy !req
374. Well, Johnny X and Super Pooch are
destroyed!Copy !req
375. And now it's bathroom, then video game
time!Copy !req
376. Don't hurt us!Copy !req
377. We surrender fully!Copy !req
378. And we'll do whatever you say!Copy !req
379. Good!Copy !req
380. Then we want you to handle all emergencies
by yourself!Copy !req
381. Don't do stupid stuff like hiking up huge
cliffs!Copy !req
382. Got it!Copy !req
383. And for goodness sake, get the train
system fixed!Copy !req
384. Or we will return to this planet and
destroy all of you!Copy !req
385. Uh, okay!Copy !req
386. I have to say, it's good to be playing old
Johnny again.Copy !req
387. Let me just reiterate one more time.Copy !req
388. We told you so!Copy !req
389. This is Hank Anchorman with a special
report.Copy !req
390. A runaway train is heading
for a burning downtownCopy !req
391. building full of puppies
while it's being robbed!Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. Uh, we gotta help.Copy !req
394. They have to help themselves!Copy !req
395. And Johnny X is destroyed!Copy !req
396. The train was stopped in time!Copy !req
397. The puppies are saved!Copy !req
398. And the bank robbers are caught!Copy !req
399. And it's all thanks to them!Copy !req
400. Who are you?Copy !req
401. Oh!Copy !req
402. Um, we're the Mega Mutant Fearsome Force
4!Copy !req
403. Oh!Copy !req
404. Can we call you when we're in trouble?Copy !req
405. Just don't go nuts, pal, okay?Copy !req
406. Right!Copy !req
407. Got it!Copy !req
408. And I'd love a super suit that doesn't
give me a wedgie!Copy !req