1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend is a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
18. Johnny Test.Copy !req
19. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
20. And this is the first sentence.Copy !req
21. Johnny, you're just in time to try my new
meatloaf balls.Copy !req
22. It's meatloaf in ball form.Copy !req
23. They make better spitballs.Copy !req
24. That was very rude, mister.Copy !req
25. But fun.Copy !req
26. Load up, Dookie!Copy !req
27. And fire!Copy !req
28. Hey, have you lost your mind?Copy !req
29. Oopsie!Copy !req
30. My phone is broken and now I'll have to
drive to the phone store in my new car.Copy !req
31. Which I just love.Copy !req
32. Johnny!Copy !req
33. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
34. It's a monkey party and trash your love
dance fest jam!Copy !req
35. Johnny, have you...Copy !req
36. Is something wrong?Copy !req
37. Hey, hey!Copy !req
38. This is for destroying my new car!Copy !req
39. And blowing up our lab!Copy !req
40. And shooting meatloaf balls at me!Copy !req
41. What are you talking about?Copy !req
42. I've been in the treehouse all day
listening to music dangerously loud.Copy !req
43. Oh, great.Copy !req
44. Now my son is a liar.Copy !req
45. That's it, mister.Copy !req
46. You are staying in that homemade jail
until you confess what you did was wrong!Copy !req
47. I am so confused right now.Copy !req
48. Maybe we develop multiple personalities and
are trashing things without remembering.Copy !req
49. Or our future selves came back to warn us
about something, but became infected withCopy !req
50. a time virus and became evil Johnny and
Dookie!Copy !req
51. That's it!Copy !req
52. But how are we gonna stop them, or whoever
they are, when we're trapped in the joint?Copy !req
53. I need air!Copy !req
54. I want to see the sun!Copy !req
55. Relax!Copy !req
56. Dad made the jail, remember?Copy !req
57. Hey!Copy !req
58. How did you get down there so fast?Copy !req
59. I'm right behind you.Copy !req
60. Huh?Copy !req
61. It's our future evil selves!Copy !req
62. Oh, or wait, maybe they're clones!Copy !req
63. Stop right there, evil clones,
and leave that treehouse alone!Copy !req
64. We gotta stop them before they ruin our
lives!Copy !req
65. Quick!Copy !req
66. To the Johnny Pole!Copy !req
67. We've gotta make some tweaks to the Johnny
Pole.Copy !req
68. Have you lost your minds?Copy !req
69. Yes.Copy !req
70. I finally stole enough
lunch money to buy thisCopy !req
71. violent video game that
I'm sure will influence me!Copy !req
72. I'm gonna destroy you, Johnny Test!Copy !req
73. Whoever.Copy !req
74. they are came through this way.Copy !req
75. Oh, I got a bad feeling, Johnny.Copy !req
76. There's that kid and his dog!Copy !req
77. He didn't wait for the walk sign!Copy !req
78. He stole my video game!Copy !req
79. And stole candy from my babies!Copy !req
80. And how cool is it that the Pitchfork and
Torch store were having a sale today?Copy !req
81. It wasn't us!Copy !req
82. It was actually clone look-alikes!Copy !req
83. Or it was us from the
future, but then a timeCopy !req
84. virus, and something went
wrong, and ah, forget it!Copy !req
85. Run, dog!Copy !req
86. Oh, this is not gonna look good.Copy !req
87. Dad, I can explain.Copy !req
88. It's clones!Copy !req
89. Clones?Copy !req
90. Until you admit you did those awful
things, you are not getting out of my newCopy !req
91. homemade jail, which I've improved with
steel!Copy !req
92. We're trapped!Copy !req
93. And out there, Mystery Johnny and Dookie
are destroying the town, and worse,Copy !req
94. destroying our good names!Copy !req
95. Relax!Copy !req
96. Remember, it was Dad who improved the
jail.Copy !req
97. Now let's stop those clones!Copy !req
98. But we'll need disguises so nobody thinks
we are us!Copy !req
99. To the Johnny Pole!Copy !req
100. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
101. That's the pretty Poles, remember?Copy !req
102. Right.Copy !req
103. This might work!Copy !req
104. Now nobody will chase us because we look
nothing like us!Copy !req
105. Who we have to find?Copy !req
106. A blood-sucking vampire!Copy !req
107. And a clown!Copy !req
108. I hate clowns worse than vampires!Copy !req
109. Get them!Copy !req
110. We've got to spend more time on the whole
Johnny Pole thing!Copy !req
111. Wrong!Copy !req
112. Everyone loves matadors and cheerleaders,
I think.Copy !req
113. Now, if I was an imposter of myself,
where would I be right now?Copy !req
114. Let's check over there.Copy !req
115. Clones!Copy !req
116. Or our future evil selves!Copy !req
117. We mean you no harm!Copy !req
118. But I am in a lot of trouble because of
you dorks and...Copy !req
119. Cyborgs.Copy !req
120. I think they might be cyborgs of
ourselves.Copy !req
121. Run!Copy !req
122. Yep, I'm definitely thinking cyborgs.Copy !req
123. But who would make such a thing?Copy !req
124. Johnny, this is gonna
sound weird, but you haven'tCopy !req
125. seen two cyborg versions
of you and Dookie, have you?Copy !req
126. You made them?Copy !req
127. Do you realize what you've done to me?Copy !req
128. And... Answer the question!Copy !req
129. There's no time!Copy !req
130. Um, they're right there.Copy !req
131. Hey guys, it's good to see you
and... Hang on if you want to live!Copy !req
132. Sorry Johnny, but we needed a new suburban
weapon.Copy !req
133. Something unsuspecting, but capable of
mass destruction.Copy !req
134. And so we thought of you!Copy !req
135. Oh yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
136. But if the cyborgs are
yours, why are theyCopy !req
137. destroying pork belly and
not some bad enemy dudes?Copy !req
138. Because they became the bad dudes.Copy !req
139. Their artificial intelligence program
became corrupted.Copy !req
140. And then they became corrupt.Copy !req
141. Then they broke out of jail and are on the
loose!Copy !req
142. Look!Copy !req
143. It's pandemonium in pork belly!Copy !req
144. As an evil flaming headed kid and his dog
of terror are destroying our great city!Copy !req
145. Okay, it's not that great of a city,
but somebody please help!Copy !req
146. It's the only city we've got!Copy !req
147. There's nothing we can do to stop them!Copy !req
148. The world as we know it will soon be
ending!Copy !req
149. What?Copy !req
150. There's nothing we can do?Copy !req
151. Oh, okay.Copy !req
152. There might be something.Copy !req
153. I just can't think of anything.Copy !req
154. Well, I can.Copy !req
155. Time to fight fire with fire.Copy !req
156. Or in this case, fight Johnny with Johnny.Copy !req
157. Load us up with everything you got and
we'll take care of the rest.Copy !req
158. Right!Copy !req
159. Quick!Copy !req
160. To the battle Poles!Copy !req
161. We might need to lighten the load.Copy !req
162. We can do that.Copy !req
163. I just have to say, I don't remember
agreeing to this.Copy !req
164. There you are, jailbreaker!Copy !req
165. Now you have to stop this destructive
rampage and lying about clones!Copy !req
166. Dad, you're right.Copy !req
167. It's not clones.Copy !req
168. The military made cyborgs of me and Dookie,
but they went AWOL and are out of control!Copy !req
169. Cyborgs?Copy !req
170. That is the most ridiculous thing I have
ever heard!Copy !req
171. Johnny's telling the truth, Mr. Detest!Copy !req
172. Now get out of here!Copy !req
173. Okay!Copy !req
174. I believe you, son.Copy !req
175. It's time to end this.Copy !req
176. We couldn't agree more.Copy !req
177. I'm starting to think this is a really bad
idea.Copy !req
178. And who lets an eleven-year-old take on
military cyborgs?Copy !req
179. Hey!Copy !req
180. It was your idea!Copy !req
181. Split up!Copy !req
182. Oh.Copy !req
183. man, what a cheap suit!Copy !req
184. Okay, think dog.Copy !req
185. He's a dog too.Copy !req
186. Here boy, fetch the stick!Copy !req
187. Fetch!Copy !req
188. Good boy!Copy !req
189. Fetch the wisby!Copy !req
190. That's a good boy!Copy !req
191. Now get the nice grenade!Copy !req
192. Get it!Copy !req
193. Man, I am good!Copy !req
194. Ooh, this could come in handy.Copy !req
195. Playtime is over, Johnny.Copy !req
196. Stop right there!Copy !req
197. Dookie!Copy !req
198. You're back!Copy !req
199. Quick!Copy !req
200. Blast him!Copy !req
201. Blast him!Copy !req
202. What?Copy !req
203. Blast me?Copy !req
204. Blast him!Copy !req
205. He's a cyborg, not me!Copy !req
206. Da, da, da!Copy !req
207. I'm not the clone!Copy !req
208. I love you, Fuzzy Buddy!Copy !req
209. It's me, Johnny!Copy !req
210. Wow!Copy !req
211. We really make laugh-like clones!Copy !req
212. High five!Copy !req
213. I can't tell the difference.Copy !req
214. Okay, then we'll take a little quiz.Copy !req
215. What's my favorite steak?Copy !req
216. Porterhouse!Copy !req
217. Correct!Copy !req
218. When is my birthday?Copy !req
219. Nobody really knows, because you were
found at the pound!Copy !req
220. Correct, again.Copy !req
221. Okay, what's nine times three?Copy !req
222. 27!Copy !req
223. Wrong answer.Copy !req
224. Wait!Copy !req
225. That was the right answer!Copy !req
226. Yeah, but Johnny always goes to the hands
thing to get the answer.Copy !req
227. 27!Copy !req
228. Am I right?Copy !req
229. Yes, you are, Johnny!Copy !req
230. And it's time to celebrate another
military victory, sort of!Copy !req
231. Now, which one of these burning buildings
is the taco hut?Copy !req
232. I'm back!Copy !req
233. And I'll save you, Johnny!Copy !req
234. Way too late, Dad.Copy !req
235. But we're off to get victory, tacos!Copy !req
236. Woo!Copy !req
237. Tacos, I'm in!Copy !req
238. I can't let you do this!Copy !req
239. Nobody has ever made it all the way down
Suicide Hill!Copy !req
240. It's too big!Copy !req
241. Look!Copy !req
242. That's why I have to do it!Copy !req
243. And the conditions are perfect!Copy !req
244. The Santa banana winds are blowing up the
hill, which will slow me down!Copy !req
245. Plus, I told every kid in school.Copy !req
246. Well?Copy !req
247. Is he coming?Copy !req
248. Not yet!Copy !req
249. Watch Johnny conquer a parish on Suicide
Hill while enjoying a delicious churro!Copy !req
250. So, uh, what do you want me to bring you
in the hospital?Copy !req
251. I think he's gonna do it!Copy !req
252. We need you to test something.Copy !req
253. Not now!Copy !req
254. I'm about to make history!Copy !req
255. Yes!Copy !req
256. Now!Copy !req
257. See?Copy !req
258. Is that one of my coupons?Copy !req
259. Given to us by you for making an awesome
Halloween costume!Copy !req
260. Remember?Copy !req
261. Trick or give us all your candy or we'll
suck out your brains?Copy !req
262. Ah!Copy !req
263. Ah!Copy !req
264. Good costume, but I can't leave now!Copy !req
265. But it says, good anytime, anywhere!Copy !req
266. What's going on now?Copy !req
267. Okay, he's getting at a hovercraft.Copy !req
268. He's taking off.Copy !req
269. He's chickening out.Copy !req
270. Hurry up!Copy !req
271. What am I testing?Copy !req
272. A cure for some horrible disease?Copy !req
273. Close!Copy !req
274. It's lemonade!Copy !req
275. We're trying to perfect it.Copy !req
276. It can be so sour sometimes.Copy !req
277. So, we want you to test them and tell us
which one you like best.Copy !req
278. You ruined three months of downhill
preparation to test lemonade!Copy !req
279. Hey!Copy !req
280. You gave us the coupon.Copy !req
281. B!Copy !req
282. B is best!Copy !req
283. Now I'm out of here!Copy !req
284. He's at the top of the hill again!Copy !req
285. Better do it this time!Copy !req
286. Now it's time to go where no kid has ever
gone before!Copy !req
287. And now... We want to
redeem another coupon!Copy !req
288. Good anytime, anywhere!Copy !req
289. Darn it!Copy !req
290. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!Copy !req
291. It's a new weight loss
supplement that willCopy !req
292. make excess body fat
blow away like the wind!Copy !req
293. Nothing!Copy !req
294. I'm out of here!Copy !req
295. Just wait a minute!Copy !req
296. I don't have a minute!Copy !req
297. My fans and my date with Destiny are
waiting!Copy !req
298. Awesome!Copy !req
299. The wind conditions are still perfect!Copy !req
300. Wait, I feel funny!Copy !req
301. Oh, like you've come to your senses and
won't do this ridiculous stunt?Copy !req
302. No, it's not that!Copy !req
303. I don't think he's coming down for a
while.Copy !req
304. Johnny got skinny, then blew away,
and you have to save him!Copy !req
305. Well, we only gave him a micro-dose.Copy !req
306. So projecting Johnny's reduced weight and
the northeasterly swirling winds,Copy !req
307. and estimated time
of return to normal boyCopy !req
308. mass, Johnny should
be landing right about...Copy !req
309. Now!Copy !req
310. My bad.Copy !req
311. Forgot to carry the five.Copy !req
312. No more coupons!Copy !req
313. Here.Copy !req
314. What's this?Copy !req
315. A double coupon.Copy !req
316. Which doubles the value of all the other
coupons I gave you, as long as you don'tCopy !req
317. bother me for the next two hours,
so I can make history!Copy !req
318. Johnny, you know a
run down suicide hill onCopy !req
319. a skateboard only has
a 7% chance of success.Copy !req
320. With the more likely result being a top
speed of 53 miles per hour, followed byCopy !req
321. speed wobbles causing a catastrophic
wipeout, which, even fully padded,Copy !req
322. we'll land you in a hospital for at least
three nights.Copy !req
323. Do you want the coupon or not?Copy !req
324. Yeah, I want the coupon.Copy !req
325. Yes!Copy !req
326. Finally, I will conquer...
SUICIDE HILL!Copy !req
327. You are a fraud test!Copy !req
328. You know that?Copy !req
329. It's raining!Copy !req
330. The rain will be with us for the next two
days, but then the Santa Banana windsCopy !req
331. return to dry things
up and make conditionsCopy !req
332. perfect for a dangerous
run down a steep hill.Copy !req
333. Awesome!Copy !req
334. All I have to do is chillax for two days
and... We need to run some more tests.Copy !req
335. Fine!Copy !req
336. How many tests do I owe you?Copy !req
337. Six?Copy !req
338. Eight?Copy !req
339. I can do that in two days.Copy !req
340. With the double coupon added to our old
coupons, you owe us 132 tests.Copy !req
341. Oh, this might get ugly.Copy !req
342. Factor.Copy !req
343. in wind current.Copy !req
344. You didn't factor in yard slope.Copy !req
345. Right!Copy !req
346. But we did set the slippy slide land speed
record.Copy !req
347. Y equals velocity, not trajectory.Copy !req
348. Right!Copy !req
349. I can do this.Copy !req
350. I can take care of my double coupons,
and I will race down Suicide Hill.Copy !req
351. Gonna steal the coupons back?Copy !req
352. Then shred them so the girls don't have
any coupons to redeem.Copy !req
353. It's dishonest.Copy !req
354. Giving them a coupon, Johnny, is like
giving them your word.Copy !req
355. I'm dishonest?Copy !req
356. I'll tell you what's dishonest.Copy !req
357. Smashing my face into stuff all day for
science!Copy !req
358. Plus, every kid in town
is waiting for me to pullCopy !req
359. off the biggest downhill
skateboard run in history!Copy !req
360. The kind of run that inspires future
generations and pushes the boundaries ofCopy !req
361. what is possible by proving that nothing
is impossible!Copy !req
362. Okay, good speech.Copy !req
363. I'll get our black spy suits.Copy !req
364. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
365. Thanks, Johnny.Copy !req
366. We've been meaning to keep these in a
safer place.Copy !req
367. They gotta be hiding them in their room.Copy !req
368. But not for long.Copy !req
369. Looking for these, little brother?Copy !req
370. Yep.Copy !req
371. Us too.Copy !req
372. And I think we'll just keep them with us
at all times.Copy !req
373. Darn it!Copy !req
374. Dad's new vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
375. Expertly take to Mom's shredder.Copy !req
376. I'm gonna suck the coupons out of their
hands and shred them.Copy !req
377. Then I'm gonna shred Suicide Hill!Copy !req
378. It's genius!Copy !req
379. Yes!Copy !req
380. Coupons begun!Copy !req
381. Sum!Copy !req
382. Who's the genius now?Copy !req
383. It's me.Copy !req
384. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
385. It's Johnny.Copy !req
386. Uh-huh.Copy !req
387. Johnny!Copy !req
388. You just shredded my grocery coupons and
were worth $120!Copy !req
389. Eh, I bet you're mad about me taping your
new vacuum to Mom's shredder too, huh?Copy !req
390. To your room!Copy !req
391. No!Copy !req
392. Hey, we'd like to redeem another coupon,
please.Copy !req
393. You are evil!Copy !req
394. Hey, you made the coupons, not us.Copy !req
395. Well, you don't have to use all of them,
you know.Copy !req
396. Well, you don't have to come to the lab
anymore.Copy !req
397. Why does there have to be coupons in the
first place?Copy !req
398. Because he gave them to us for doing stuff
for him.Copy !req
399. Why can't you just do your brother a favor
for once in your life?Copy !req
400. Yeah, you tell him, Dookie.Copy !req
401. And you don't have to bug your sisters for
everything, you know.Copy !req
402. What was this coupon for?Copy !req
403. We did his science fair project.Copy !req
404. And why can't you do that for yourself?Copy !req
405. Because I'm lazy and I hate science.Copy !req
406. Yes, but you're also a part of this
family.Copy !req
407. And what do families do?Copy !req
408. They help each other.Copy !req
409. And that doesn't mean you always have to
get something in return.Copy !req
410. But know this, when you do
something nice for your family, itCopy !req
411. might not happen right away,
but nice things will happen back.Copy !req
412. Welp, the mud is right again.Copy !req
413. Let's call it even, little brother.Copy !req
414. Yes!Copy !req
415. And the Santa Banana winds are blowing in!Copy !req
416. Time to make that run!Copy !req
417. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
418. Johnny's gonna make the run again!Copy !req
419. And I won't ask for any help.Copy !req
420. Well, let us give you some free advice,
Johnny.Copy !req
421. Because, again, even
with the strong head winds,Copy !req
422. you'll wipe out and spend
three days in the hospital.Copy !req
423. Yeah, well, your calculations have been
wrong all week, so once again...Copy !req
424. I don't need your help.Copy !req
425. I'm not going with you, Johnny.Copy !req
426. I will not help you break your neck.Copy !req
427. Blah, blah, bloody, blah!Copy !req
428. Yeah!Copy !req
429. Yeah!Copy !req
430. Yeah!Copy !req
431. He's doing it!Copy !req
432. He's really coming down the hill this
time!Copy !req
433. Yeah!Copy !req
434. Yeah, now he's losing control.Copy !req
435. Oh, I'm sorry!Copy !req
436. Hurry the two!Copy !req
437. Shoot!Copy !req
438. Yeah!Copy !req
439. Yeah!Copy !req
440. Whoa!Copy !req
441. Naked Johnny did it!Copy !req
442. Um, thanks.Copy !req
443. Hey, what is family for, right?Copy !req
444. We also brought you some pants.Copy !req
445. You guys are the best sisters a brother
could have.Copy !req
446. We know!Copy !req
447. This is like the best ending we've ever
had!Copy !req
448. I'm gonna cry!Copy !req
449. Cookie Charge!Copy !req
450. Cookie Charge!Copy !req