1. Ch-ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
2. Ch-ch-Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
3. Got a head of fiery hair and a
turbocharged backpack.Copy !req
4. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
5. The genius sisters use him like a lab rat.Copy !req
6. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
7. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
8. Johnny Jeff.Copy !req
9. With the boy's best friend, it's a talking
dog.Copy !req
10. Talking dog.Copy !req
11. That's right.Copy !req
12. Three extreme genes in an air-breathing
shark.Copy !req
13. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
14. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
15. What do we make of this?Copy !req
16. Johnny Test.Copy !req
17. Johnny Test.Copy !req
18. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
19. What do I make of this?Copy !req
20. Johnny Test.Copy !req
21. Johnny Test.Copy !req
22. This is the life of a boy named Johnny
Test.Copy !req
23. Okay, class, who can tell me what started
the Great Pork Belly Fire of 1845?Copy !req
24. Oh, come on!Copy !req
25. Somebody raise their hand and say
something!Copy !req
26. I... don't care.Copy !req
27. You don't care that on March
3rd, 1845, lightning startedCopy !req
28. the Great Pork Belly Fire
that wiped out our town?Copy !req
29. Or that Pork Belly gets its name because
of all the pig farms in the 1800s?Copy !req
30. Or that on the same day as the fire, the
famous Bruce Bandit robbed the 415 train?Copy !req
31. It's not that I don't care about history,
it's more like I hate school.Copy !req
32. What?Copy !req
33. Johnny, everything we have is because of
school.Copy !req
34. Every invention was possible because kids,
like you, learned how to do it in school!Copy !req
35. Things you love, like TV, video games,
and things I love, like excitingCopy !req
36. alternative fuels like organic methane and
clean, revolutionary new wind power!Copy !req
37. Wow!Copy !req
38. Really?Copy !req
39. I still don't care.Copy !req
40. Oh!Copy !req
41. Well, perhaps you'd prefer
being back in the 1800s where allCopy !req
42. they did was sit in a schoolhouse
and count sticks all day!Copy !req
43. School?Copy !req
44. Sticks?Copy !req
45. Count?Copy !req
46. Well, it's not the 1800s!Copy !req
47. It's the 21st century!Copy !req
48. And I want you all to use the rest of class
to study for tomorrow's huge history test!Copy !req
49. I... hate... school!Copy !req
50. School is amazing, Johnny.Copy !req
51. Now stop whining, it's beneath you.Copy !req
52. I want to go to old schools where they
counted sticks all day!Copy !req
53. Stick counting good!Copy !req
54. History test bad!Copy !req
55. Well, you can't go back in time,
Johnny.Copy !req
56. I mean, you can, but the girls locked us
out of the lab!Copy !req
57. Nice!Copy !req
58. What's the plan?Copy !req
59. Turbo Time, T-House!Copy !req
60. All I gotta do is send my school back in
time to when kids counted sticks all day,Copy !req
61. because Johnny can't take big history
tests tomorrow!Copy !req
62. Wow, these are some long cables!Copy !req
63. You know you're delusional, right?Copy !req
64. No, I'm desperate.Copy !req
65. There's a huge difference.Copy !req
66. I'm just saying, Darwin could've been a
lonely guy, that's all!Copy !req
67. Oh, come on, he's a genius!Copy !req
68. He was home alone all the time!Copy !req
69. Aw, what is he up to now?Copy !req
70. Disconnect the cables before he does
something crazy!Copy !req
71. You know I'm not going with you.Copy !req
72. Yes, you are.Copy !req
73. That was a dirty trick, Johnny-in!Copy !req
74. I think you went too far back.Copy !req
75. Yeah, I typed in too many zeros.Copy !req
76. Type in less zeros!Copy !req
77. Less zeros now!Copy !req
78. Did you type in 1800 AD or 1800 BC?Copy !req
79. There's a difference, right?Copy !req
80. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
81. You can at least buy a guy a cup of coffee
first!Copy !req
82. A.D., type in 1800 AD!Copy !req
83. Yes, we made it!Copy !req
84. Come, children, it's time for class!Copy !req
85. And who are you, strange student?Copy !req
86. He's from the future!Copy !req
87. He has hair or flames!Copy !req
88. And that flashing box of lights!Copy !req
89. No, I'm Johnny Test from Poland.Copy !req
90. Oh, okay!Copy !req
91. Well, Johnny from Poland, today's lesson
is counting sticks!Copy !req
92. Farmland, no cars, pigs everywhere.Copy !req
93. I'd say pork belly circa 1845.Copy !req
94. Well, don't get comfy, cause we're going
back to our time right now!Copy !req
95. Oh, I have such a bad feeling.Copy !req
96. The tea house batteries!Copy !req
97. They're drained!Copy !req
98. 37!Copy !req
99. I have 37 sticks!Copy !req
100. Very good, Johnny from Poland!Copy !req
101. Now, if I give you three more sticks,
how many sticks would you have?Copy !req
102. 40.Copy !req
103. Yes!Copy !req
104. You are my best student ever!Copy !req
105. Okay, school time is over.Copy !req
106. But we've only been here an hour.Copy !req
107. And that's how long school is,
Johnny from Poland!Copy !req
108. Yes!Copy !req
109. I love going old school!Copy !req
110. What were you thinking?Copy !req
111. I was thinking that school was easier in
the 1800s, and it is.Copy !req
112. So, I stay here until summer break.Copy !req
113. Yeah?Copy !req
114. Well, change of dumb plans, cause you
drained the time tea house battery,Copy !req
115. and now we're stuck here!Copy !req
116. What?Copy !req
117. We're stuck here?Copy !req
118. Forever?Copy !req
119. I'm going to freak out now.Copy !req
120. Relax!Copy !req
121. You guys will figure it out.Copy !req
122. You're geniuses!Copy !req
123. So right now, Dookie and I are off to play
some video games.Copy !req
124. There are no video games, Johnny.Copy !req
125. Then we'll watch TV.Copy !req
126. There's no TV either.Copy !req
127. Listen to the radio?Copy !req
128. Mm-mm.Copy !req
129. Skateboard?Copy !req
130. Mm-mm.Copy !req
131. Eat ice pops?Copy !req
132. All not invented yet.Copy !req
133. You have to get us back home now.Copy !req
134. This place is evil!Copy !req
135. We need to charge the tea house batteries
also have not been invented yet.Copy !req
136. Well, what has been invented yet?Copy !req
137. Girdles, the wheel, and steel pipe.Copy !req
138. Why can't you just go to school like
normal kids?Copy !req
139. School is good!Copy !req
140. It's where you grow and learn things like
don't drag your dog back in time with you!Copy !req
141. Who cares that the grey pork belly fire
was caused by lightning on March 3rd, 1845?Copy !req
142. W-wait!Copy !req
143. March 3rd?Copy !req
144. That's today!Copy !req
145. Yes!Copy !req
146. We'll use lightning to charge the
batteries.Copy !req
147. Now, the lightning struck the church
steeple.Copy !req
148. So, we have to connect it then get down
before the lightning hits.Copy !req
149. Yes!Copy !req
150. We're going home!Copy !req
151. Look!Copy !req
152. This dog saved the town from what surely
would have been a devastating fire!Copy !req
153. We'll call him lightning, the hero dog!Copy !req
154. Okay!Copy !req
155. Now we need to invent a new energy source
to get home.Copy !req
156. You mean like wind power?Copy !req
157. Wind power!Copy !req
158. Wind power!Copy !req
159. The windmill will crank
this portable generatorCopy !req
160. and charge the Time
Tea House battery cells!Copy !req
161. It's working!Copy !req
162. Yes!Copy !req
163. We're going home!Copy !req
164. And at the current charging rate,
and the fact that pork belly is not in aCopy !req
165. wind zone, and it is a primitive windmill,
we will be fully charged in 1904.Copy !req
166. You should've stayed in school!Copy !req
167. Hey, you sit on a hard
plastic seat for eight hours aCopy !req
168. day talking about pig farms
and the wonders of methane!Copy !req
169. Methane!Copy !req
170. What's methane?Copy !req
171. Just a highly powerful and natural gas
that can be mined from... pigs!Copy !req
172. One problem!Copy !req
173. We need an engine to burn the methane, and
the only one invented is the steam engine!Copy !req
174. Oh, that's easy!Copy !req
175. All we have to do is Rob a train!Copy !req
176. And by Rob a train, I mean steal the whole
train!Copy !req
177. Did you say Rob a train?Copy !req
178. What time is it?Copy !req
179. 4.15.Copy !req
180. You're Bruce, right?Copy !req
181. What's going on?Copy !req
182. We're gonna take this one!Copy !req
183. It's a train robbery!Copy !req
184. Don't shoot!Copy !req
185. All the money's in the third boxcar!Copy !req
186. Take it!Copy !req
187. Take it!Copy !req
188. Thanks, but we just need the train part!Copy !req
189. That makes no sense.Copy !req
190. How did you know that the train was
coming?Copy !req
191. Don't say I told you so, but I learned it
in school.Copy !req
192. I told you so!Copy !req
193. I said not to say that!Copy !req
194. Now hold on to your fuzzy butt!Copy !req
195. This steel pipe came in handy!Copy !req
196. So did the pigs!Copy !req
197. Yes!Copy !req
198. We're going home!Copy !req
199. Oh, now what?Copy !req
200. It's the sheriff and his posse!Copy !req
201. Run!Copy !req
202. Run!Copy !req
203. We're almost charged!Copy !req
204. Come out or we're coming in!Copy !req
205. In three!Copy !req
206. Two!Copy !req
207. Call the creamer!Copy !req
208. I'm gonna pretend I never saw that.Copy !req
209. But.Copy !req
210. wow, did I learn a lesson!Copy !req
211. That school is hard, but it's where we
learn!Copy !req
212. And that's what enables us to do great
things!Copy !req
213. And it's all thanks to my wonderful
sisters who I love so much!Copy !req
214. We want a Johnny Test coupon!Copy !req
215. Good for ten experiments, no questions
asked!Copy !req
216. You got it!Copy !req
217. But I'm serious about school!Copy !req
218. I'm actually looking forward to my history
test tomorrow!Copy !req
219. An F?Copy !req
220. But I studied this time!Copy !req
221. What book?Copy !req
222. Johnny, the great train robbery was done
by a boy and his hairy sidekick!Copy !req
223. Not Bruce Bandit!Copy !req
224. You didn't even mention how methane was
discovered in Pork Belly!Copy !req
225. And everybody knows there was no great
fire in Pork Belly!Copy !req
226. It was prevented by Lightning, the Hero
Dog, whose statue graces our town square!Copy !req
227. You look good!Copy !req
228. Thanks!Copy !req
229. Nice one!Copy !req
230. I think we've reached
the maximum amount ofCopy !req
231. fun that refrigerator
magnets have to offer!Copy !req
232. Floaty magnets?Copy !req
233. Ceiling?Copy !req
234. Johnny wanna know more?Copy !req
235. If you must know, we're working on
something new and you can't play with it!Copy !req
236. No!Copy !req
237. Fine, what is it?Copy !req
238. Say hello to the Magnecizer!Copy !req
239. We've unlocked the ability to rearrange
the electrons in any...Copy !req
240. And she means any... object and make them
magnetically positive or negative!Copy !req
241. Observe!Copy !req
242. Two wooden chairs.Copy !req
243. Objects with the exact same charge will
repel each other!Copy !req
244. Gimme your chew toy!Copy !req
245. Be gentle with it!Copy !req
246. Now, watch how opposites attract!Copy !req
247. The applications are endless!Copy !req
248. Military, construction... Give
Johnny the ability to walk on ceiling?Copy !req
249. Yeah, that too!Copy !req
250. And because we're such great sisters,
and ready for final diagnostics,Copy !req
251. we'll let you test it!Copy !req
252. But Johnny, you cannot abuse this machine!Copy !req
253. This dial sets how many
Newtons of magneticCopy !req
254. force an object will
have after you zap it!Copy !req
255. Do not exceed 5,000 Newtons of force!Copy !req
256. And please, try not to... Blah blah blah,
5,000 Newtons of force, whatever, got it!Copy !req
257. Now let's use the magnetizing force!Copy !req
258. Meatloaf for breakfast, meatloaf in the
lunch, and even at supper time!Copy !req
259. Huh.Copy !req
260. Huh.Copy !req
261. Ow!Copy !req
262. It's like snowboarding without snow or
boards or anything!Copy !req
263. And the girls said don't go over 5,000
Newtons.Copy !req
264. Ah!Copy !req
265. Magnets run!Copy !req
266. I'm stuck!Copy !req
267. You set the magnetizer to 100,000
Newtons?Copy !req
268. You say that like it's a bad thing.Copy !req
269. Johnny, look around you!Copy !req
270. No!Copy !req
271. We're stuck to everything!Copy !req
272. I might have gone overboard.Copy !req
273. Um, why is it snowing even though it's not
winter?Copy !req
274. Oh, this is bad!Copy !req
275. We have done it, Ingvar!Copy !req
276. We have finally arrived at the North Pole!Copy !req
277. Did he just say this is the North Pole?Copy !req
278. We claim this land for Sweden!Copy !req
279. We claim this land for Sweden!Copy !req
280. Nobody can stop our ever-growing empire!Copy !req
281. We will rule the world
with efficient safeCopy !req
282. cars and stylish,
inexpensive home furnishings!Copy !req
283. Let me see that!Copy !req
284. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
285. Now I see what's happened!Copy !req
286. You've completely destroyed the planet
Earth's magnetic alignment!Copy !req
287. And now you've made Porkbelly the new
North Pole!Copy !req
288. But this is a good thing!Copy !req
289. Why?Copy !req
290. First, we'll have snow days every day,
and second, Santa will have to move here!Copy !req
291. And that means we'll get all the surplus
toys up high!Copy !req
292. This is a bad thing, Johnny!Copy !req
293. Because the Earth is going to undergo a
massive climate shift!Copy !req
294. Polar ice caps will melt!Copy !req
295. Cities around the world will flood!Copy !req
296. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
297. Swedish meatballs for everybody!Copy !req
298. Eat them or face our Scandinavian wrath!Copy !req
299. Um, I'll take a meatball!Copy !req
300. It's good, yeah!Copy !req
301. Swedish meatballs, no school, Santa
surplus toys!Copy !req
302. I'm loving the new North Pole!Copy !req
303. Snarling polar bears!Copy !req
304. Yeah, that's bad!Copy !req
305. To the left!Copy !req
306. You kids came down for dinner!Copy !req
307. And I didn't even have to chase you!Copy !req
308. Ah!Copy !req
309. Snarling polar bears!Copy !req
310. You guys like meatloaf?Copy !req
311. Ah!Copy !req
312. Ah!Copy !req
313. Okay, I'll make some more.Copy !req
314. With this gigantomagnetizer,
we can reconfigure the Earth'sCopy !req
315. polarity with a massive
explosion of magnetic energy!Copy !req
316. If we don't, the temperature will continue
to drop and Pork Belly will become aCopy !req
317. frozen wasteland and destroyed in nine
hours!Copy !req
318. So let me get this straight.Copy !req
319. Santa is not moving to Pork Belly!Copy !req
320. No!Copy !req
321. And we have to detonate it from the old
North Pole!Copy !req
322. Great!Copy !req
323. I'll go get my Christmas list!Copy !req
324. Too big?Copy !req
325. I'm thinking that destroying the planet's
climate and dooming life as we know itCopy !req
326. makes you a prime candidate for Santa's
naughty list!Copy !req
327. Hey, I do good things!Copy !req
328. And as soon as I think of one,
I'll let you know!Copy !req
329. So, how did three kids
and their lovable talking dogCopy !req
330. get to the North Pole and
set off a huge magnetic blast?Copy !req
331. We'll take the XR-40i spaceship!Copy !req
332. Okay... How about the ATVs?Copy !req
333. Gee!Copy !req
334. It's almost as though
an insane amount ofCopy !req
335. electromagnetism in the
area rendered them useless!Copy !req
336. Why are you looking at me?Copy !req
337. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
338. Hey, I know!Copy !req
339. We'll just fly... Super Dookie!Copy !req
340. Oh, I don't wanna fly you to the North...Copy !req
341. That was so uncool!Copy !req
342. And now it's time
for... Johnny X!Copy !req
343. Okay, looks like it's just a job for Super
Dookie.Copy !req
344. But how is he gonna carry the
Gigantomagnesizer and us?Copy !req
345. And we're running out of time!Copy !req
346. Pork Belly is freezing!Copy !req
347. Don't worry!Copy !req
348. I have a plan.Copy !req
349. So much furniture in such a small box!Copy !req
350. Sweden rules!Copy !req
351. Hook Super Dookie up to the sled!Copy !req
352. Mush, dog!Copy !req
353. Hey, that kid is stealing our sled!Copy !req
354. Oh, I'm not making Santa's nice list this
year.Copy !req
355. Hurry, Johnny!Copy !req
356. I'm pumping away, dog!Copy !req
357. What?Copy !req
358. I'm trying my best!Copy !req
359. You guys are heavy, you know!Copy !req
360. If something makes my nose start glowing
red, I am out!Copy !req
361. Hank Anchorman here, bringing you a Pork
Belly News update!Copy !req
362. Snarling polar bears everywhere!Copy !req
363. Swedish explorers are thinking over the
city!Copy !req
364. And the bizarre blizzard
has gained momentumCopy !req
365. and freezing the citizens
of Pork Belly into...Copy !req
366. Okay, guys, I'm flattered you love my
cooking, but eat slowly now, because...Copy !req
367. Okay, I'll make more.Copy !req
368. Yeah, that's all, fellas!Copy !req
369. There's no more food!Copy !req
370. Right, I'm food.Copy !req
371. According to our GPS, we're quickly
approaching the real North Pole.Copy !req
372. Nothing against of us!Copy !req
373. Go, go, go!Copy !req
374. This is Sky Brigade.Copy !req
375. I am locked onto an unidentified Sandy
Claus impersonator permission to engage.Copy !req
376. Roger that, Sky Brigade.Copy !req
377. Permission is granted.Copy !req
378. Nobody impersonates the big guy.Copy !req
379. Um, I think a heat-seeking missile is
heading right for my butt!Copy !req
380. Dog dog!Copy !req
381. I just want to go on record and say I want
a huge juicy steak when we get home!Copy !req
382. We're here!Copy !req
383. Drop the Giganto
Magnecizer out of the sled, butCopy !req
384. remove the remote
detonator from the side first.Copy !req
385. Or we can't set it off,
and then... Incoming!Copy !req
386. Mayday!Copy !req
387. Mayday!Copy !req
388. And what does...Copy !req
389. We have a direct head.Copy !req
390. Repeat, phony claws has been eliminated.Copy !req
391. Roger that, Sky Brigade.Copy !req
392. Report back to base for debriefing... and
a hot chocolate.Copy !req
393. Johnny, please tell me you grabbed the
remote detonator before we crashed!Copy !req
394. Please!Copy !req
395. Who's on the naughty list now?Copy !req
396. Hit the detonator!Copy !req
397. Frozen!Copy !req
398. Immobile Peoplesicles!Copy !req
399. Wait, this just in?Copy !req
400. We're fine!Copy !req
401. B-b-b-guys!Copy !req
402. I'm not even that tasty!Copy !req
403. And
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!Copy !req
404. Huh?Copy !req
405. Let's go take over the North Pole,
Ingvar.Copy !req
406. It's so quiet and peaceful up there,
Ingvar!Copy !req
407. Your birds are a smorgasbord of lies!Copy !req
408. We did it!Copy !req
409. Yes!Copy !req
410. The world is safe!Copy !req
411. And we're safe!Copy !req
412. But we're stuck!Copy !req
413. The sled is destroyed!Copy !req
414. And the magnetic blast...Copy !req
415. took away my super-flying powers!Copy !req
416. No problem.Copy !req
417. We'll just call for help with the
emergency satellite phone.Copy !req
418. That broke your fall when you landed.Copy !req
419. We saved the world, but nothing could save
us!Copy !req
420. Wait!Copy !req
421. Do you hear something?Copy !req
422. Ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
423. So, you think he'll give us a lift?Copy !req
424. Cookie Jar!Copy !req