1. A neat freak, dad at home, a super busy
mom.Copy !req
2. The boy's best friend is a talking dog.Copy !req
3. Three extreme genes in an air breathing
shot.Copy !req
4. Mega action game controller skating in the
park.Copy !req
5. A pharaoh booster bling bling.Copy !req
6. What do we make of this?Copy !req
7. Johnny says.Copy !req
8. Johnny says.Copy !req
9. This is the life of a boy named Johnny.Copy !req
10. I am so tired of the same old things.Copy !req
11. But this is a new experiment.Copy !req
12. And don't think you're getting out of this
scot-free, mister.Copy !req
13. From now on, this is just as much your
fault as it is your sister's.Copy !req
14. You're 11 years old, and you can say no to
an experiment.Copy !req
15. So from now on, if there's any
transformations in this house,Copy !req
16. you are gonna be held accountable and
punished.Copy !req
17. Now, your father and I are going out for
the first time in 11 years, and we feel weCopy !req
18. can leave you kids alone for the three
hours it will take for your father and ICopy !req
19. to have a bite and see a sappy girly movie
your father will hate.Copy !req
20. I want no trouble!Copy !req
21. Because for once, once, I'd like to spend
an afternoon with a woman I love,Copy !req
22. no matter how bad the girly movie will be.Copy !req
23. No trouble!Copy !req
24. We'll be back at 5 P.M.Copy !req
25. Awesome!Copy !req
26. A day with no parents!Copy !req
27. And I got the whole afternoon planned.Copy !req
28. Movies you're not old enough to see, two
liters of root beer, each, and sausages!Copy !req
29. Tights of sausages!Copy !req
30. Speed McCoolin.Copy !req
31. If you're 11, you shouldn't be watching
this.Copy !req
32. I love you, man.Copy !req
33. Okay, Psycho Sisters, if you need me,
I'll be with them.Copy !req
34. Hey, where did they go?Copy !req
35. Oh, look at the cute baby twins!Copy !req
36. Baby twins!Copy !req
37. Don't say anything or we will ban you from
the lab for life.Copy !req
38. Mom and Dad will be home at 5,
so place us in the Baby Transformer atCopy !req
39. 4.55 and press the activation code
4-3-2-1, then hit undo.Copy !req
40. This is so uncool!Copy !req
41. Uh, what now?Copy !req
42. Hey, congrats, Johnny Bro, on your
family's new blessings!Copy !req
43. Gil, I don't understand.Copy !req
44. You're new baby sisters.Copy !req
45. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
46. I just started a babysitting service.Copy !req
47. Okay, now I understand.Copy !req
48. What?Copy !req
49. Hey, I think they like me.Copy !req
50. Oh, you have no idea!Copy !req
51. Ooh, a violent speed and a cool movie.Copy !req
52. You shouldn't be watching this,
Johnny.Copy !req
53. Somebody's cranky.Copy !req
54. Here, babies, you play with these plastic
bags while Gil checks what's in the fridge.Copy !req
55. A kee-cha-kee-cha-kee.Copy !req
56. Did he just give babies plastic bags to
play with?Copy !req
57. Give me those!Copy !req
58. Johnny Bro, do you mind watching your
little sisters in case they need a change?Copy !req
59. A change?Copy !req
60. Oh, I'll give them a change.Copy !req
61. I'm gonna change them back
to my evil sisters, becauseCopy !req
62. they will not ruin my No
Parents Night Party Super Jam!Copy !req
63. The code's not working.Copy !req
64. Why isn't the code working?Copy !req
65. Johnny, we know you will try and change
us, but the code only works at 4.55.Copy !req
66. Now put us in Gil's arms, dork,
or no lab favors.Copy !req
67. Ever.Copy !req
68. Fine!Copy !req
69. You want Gil?Copy !req
70. You can have Gil.Copy !req
71. Johnny, I hope you don't mind,
but I whipped up some piping hot chili.Copy !req
72. I can't watch!Copy !req
73. I gotta go, too.Copy !req
74. Fine!Copy !req
75. You know, there's a good chance Gil will
main your sisters for life.Copy !req
76. Hey, this is what they wanted.Copy !req
77. Who am I not to Grant their wishes?Copy !req
78. Their brother?Copy !req
79. Who is supposed to love and protect them?Copy !req
80. No, I'm the brother who loves No Parent
Root Pears Super Game Fest Monster Jam!Copy !req
81. Now let's party!Copy !req
82. Shoot me all the looks you want,
dog.Copy !req
83. I'm not going down there.Copy !req
84. Are you nuts?Copy !req
85. Babies like chili, right?Copy !req
86. No, chili is bad for babies.Copy !req
87. They need strained crud.Copy !req
88. So mash up some carrots with olive oil and
create a nice baby mush.Copy !req
89. Wow, thanks, Johnny.Copy !req
90. You are one smart and cool big bro-ham.Copy !req
91. Huh, maybe I am.Copy !req
92. Now, feed them, burp them,
and get them to bed while ICopy !req
93. finally celebrate No Parent
Root Beer Goof-off-a-palooza!Copy !req
94. Root Beer and movies we're not supposed to
be watching is, like, so great and...Copy !req
95. Uh-oh.Copy !req
96. What?Copy !req
97. Johnny!Copy !req
98. Johnny, the babies!Copy !req
99. They smell really, really bad!Copy !req
100. And that's why you need to change their
diapers!Copy !req
101. Oh, I can't do that.Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. It's your job!Copy !req
104. It's what you're getting paid for!Copy !req
105. Now get in there and show the world that
you are the greatest babysitter ever!Copy !req
106. You're right, Johnny.Copy !req
107. I gotta believe.Copy !req
108. I'm going in.Copy !req
109. Gil fainted.Copy !req
110. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
111. You gotta change them.Copy !req
112. What?Copy !req
113. Why me?Copy !req
114. Because you're a dog.Copy !req
115. What's that got to do with anything?Copy !req
116. Because I'm a boy.Copy !req
117. A boy who could be scarred for life and
resist ever having a family of his own.Copy !req
118. If he suffers this kind of trauma at an
early impressionable age.Copy !req
119. We'll do it together.Copy !req
120. Hey, I just woke up and the babies don't
smell anymore.Copy !req
121. Okay, babies.Copy !req
122. Now it's time to play Jumpy Wumpy on the
Convertible Couchy Wouchy.Copy !req
123. We can't be serious.Copy !req
124. That's it!Copy !req
125. I'm cracking the code and changing them
back right now.Copy !req
126. And I have no idea how to crack the code.Copy !req
127. It's Johnny.Copy !req
128. Yeah.Copy !req
129. Hey, Susan told me she wants to go on a
date with you.Copy !req
130. Did you say Susan wants to go on a date
with me?Copy !req
131. Is that what I said?Copy !req
132. What I meant was, Susan and Mary are babies
and I need you to crack a computer code.Copy !req
133. That was a dirty trick, Johnny Test.Copy !req
134. But a good one.Copy !req
135. Why should I help?Copy !req
136. You get to hold Susan and for the first
time she won't slap you.Copy !req
137. Oh, look!Copy !req
138. I'm holding Susan and she's not resisting
me!Copy !req
139. Oh, baby Susan, not even your spit-up can
drive me away.Copy !req
140. Huh.Copy !req
141. Uh, where's Mary?Copy !req
142. Gil, please tell me you saw a little baby
with a moon barrette in her hair recently.Copy !req
143. I did.Copy !req
144. I did see a baby with a moon barrette.Copy !req
145. She just crawled out the front door.Copy !req
146. You are the worst babysitter ever!Copy !req
147. I know.Copy !req
148. I'm not sure I'm cut out for this job.Copy !req
149. Flip a coin?Copy !req
150. Yeah.Copy !req
151. Heads!Copy !req
152. I hate flippy coins!Copy !req
153. I'm gonna make it!Copy !req
154. Gotcha!Copy !req
155. Why are you not in the lab cracking the
code so I can get my sisters back to normal?Copy !req
156. I came to tell you, I can't crack the
code.Copy !req
157. Oh, and Susan's on the roof.Copy !req
158. Hello.Copy !req
159. Hi, sweetheart.Copy !req
160. Just letting you know the movie was so
girly, it made your dad throw up.Copy !req
161. Shoes!Copy !req
162. Shoes and ex-boyfriends!Copy !req
163. Everywhere!Copy !req
164. So, we're coming home, and I don't want
anything else upsetting him.Copy !req
165. So, please have things tidy when we get
home in about ten minutes.Copy !req
166. You bet, Mom.Copy !req
167. Love ya.Copy !req
168. Ah!Copy !req
169. My mom and dad are coming home early!Copy !req
170. Oh, dude.Copy !req
171. He air-toes.Copy !req
172. Hey, check out the roof, baby!Copy !req
173. You can do this test.Copy !req
174. You changed a poofy diaper today.Copy !req
175. You can get up on that roof and save your
sister!Copy !req
176. Ah!Copy !req
177. Here you go.Copy !req
178. It's a pocket rocket.Copy !req
179. I invented it this morning.Copy !req
180. No, wait.Copy !req
181. I don't wanna...Copy !req
182. Look out!Copy !req
183. Look out!Copy !req
184. Look out!Copy !req
185. Look out!Copy !req
186. Johnny Bro, you okay?Copy !req
187. Speak to me.Copy !req
188. Again, you are the worst babysitter ever.Copy !req
189. And this is so not fair.Copy !req
190. You ruined my No Parents Super Jam Party
Fest, and now I'm gonna get in troubleCopy !req
191. because you're transformed and Dad said no
transformations!Copy !req
192. See?Copy !req
193. I told you babies like chili.Copy !req
194. Wait.Copy !req
195. They're not eating it.Copy !req
196. They're trying to send a message.Copy !req
197. Oh.Copy !req
198. It's numbers.Copy !req
199. No.Copy !req
200. It's the new code to unlock the baby
transformer before 4.55!Copy !req
201. Hurry!Copy !req
202. We don't have much time!Copy !req
203. I forgive you.Copy !req
204. And here's your next history paper.Copy !req
205. It's on the fall of Rome.Copy !req
206. I forgive you, too.Copy !req
207. Oh!Copy !req
208. You guys have got to try this chili!Copy !req
209. Hmm.Copy !req
210. Johnny have an idea.Copy !req
211. I gotta move fast!Copy !req
212. No explosions.Copy !req
213. She said I love you over and over and...Copy !req
214. Thanks, kids!Copy !req
215. After a horrifying
movie like that, it'sCopy !req
216. nice to come home to
a beautiful clean house.Copy !req
217. And it's obvious you're all responsible
enough to be left alone from now on.Copy !req
218. Great job, kids!Copy !req
219. Ooh!Copy !req
220. Is that Speed McCool?Copy !req
221. A manly movie!Copy !req
222. With violence and no issues with his
mother!Copy !req
223. I have to watch it!Copy !req
224. Why...Copy !req
225. Good evening, Mrs. Test!Copy !req
226. And congrats on your new baby girls!Copy !req
227. New baby girls?Copy !req
228. Oh... So close.Copy !req
229. Bored?Copy !req
230. There's nothing to do.Copy !req
231. I'm dying.Copy !req
232. Dying!Copy !req
233. Inside!Copy !req
234. You could read the paper.Copy !req
235. Nah, too reedy.Copy !req
236. We could play some sort of sporty thing
with a ball that bounces.Copy !req
237. Too exercise-y.Copy !req
238. How about...Copy !req
239. Teleporting?Copy !req
240. Teleporting is fun!Copy !req
241. To the lab!Copy !req
242. Teleporting?Copy !req
243. Forget it!Copy !req
244. We are not gonna fire up the trans-particleizer
just cause you guys are bored.Copy !req
245. But you can help us test our latest
advance in the lab.Copy !req
246. Oh, I don't like the look of that.Copy !req
247. You're not gonna give up, are ya?Copy !req
248. No!Copy !req
249. How about a nice, cheap camping vacation?Copy !req
250. I hate camping.Copy !req
251. How about a nice,
expensive... Hawaiian vacation?Copy !req
252. I hate expensive!Copy !req
253. All I want is fun!Copy !req
254. But they test slidey thingy off!Copy !req
255. Face my rat, sisters!Copy !req
256. I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
257. They wanna play rough?Copy !req
258. Well, Johnny can play rough, too.Copy !req
259. What's that?Copy !req
260. Let's just say it's a plan I've been
working on for a long time.Copy !req
261. And the time to use it is now.Copy !req
262. You're kinda freaking me out, dude.Copy !req
263. I want access to the trans-particleizer or
I'll use this.Copy !req
264. I mean it!Copy !req
265. What is that?Copy !req
266. Water and green food coloring?Copy !req
267. I broke into the lab last
week and mixed a bunchCopy !req
268. of stuff together from
the unstable cabinets.Copy !req
269. What?Copy !req
270. Johnny, are you crazy?Copy !req
271. Yes!Copy !req
272. Who is he says?Copy !req
273. I've never seen him like this!Copy !req
274. He's lost his mind!Copy !req
275. Take the keys!Copy !req
276. Just leave the unstable mixture behind.Copy !req
277. Never underestimate the desperation of a
bored 11-year-old boy.Copy !req
278. Now, transporting powers, go!Copy !req
279. Oh, I am so not bored anymore.Copy !req
280. By the way, what was in that bottle?Copy !req
281. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
282. Analysis complete.Copy !req
283. Water and green food dye.Copy !req
284. He tricked us!Copy !req
285. Okay!Copy !req
286. Let's start plotting our revenge,
shall we?Copy !req
287. Awesome!Copy !req
288. Hey!Copy !req
289. You're not wearing an all-day wristband.Copy !req
290. And I'm pretty sure that is a dog.Copy !req
291. So... Security!Copy !req
292. Hey, you!Copy !req
293. Get your hands up!Copy !req
294. Uh-huh.Copy !req
295. You got it, no problem.Copy !req
296. And then I put them down and...Copy !req
297. I'm gonna pretend I never saw that.Copy !req
298. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
299. The arcade!Copy !req
300. Nice.Copy !req
301. And check this out!Copy !req
302. All-day game access card!Copy !req
303. I love you.Copy !req
304. And I love transporting.Copy !req
305. And I love my sisters for falling for my
stupid plan!Copy !req
306. Get it done!Copy !req
307. What Johnny doesn't realize is that when
he transports, his broken-down moleculesCopy !req
308. are filtered through the
trans-particalizer's mainframe.Copy !req
309. Which means if we reconfigure it,
I.e.Copy !req
310. mess with the sensors, we can send Johnny
to less desirable destinations.Copy !req
311. Thus, teaching him the dangers of
transporting, and more importantly,Copy !req
312. the dangers of tricking us.Copy !req
313. Now, this might spark a bit.Copy !req
314. What is going on?Copy !req
315. Listening to rock music?Copy !req
316. We're trying to plan a vacation
here and... Where's Johnny?Copy !req
317. Did you do something with Johnny?Copy !req
318. Uh, did you say vacation?Copy !req
319. Where are we going?Copy !req
320. Uh, on vacation?Copy !req
321. We can't decide.Copy !req
322. I suggested an economical at-home vacation
full of puzzles, barbecues, and movies.Copy !req
323. And I suggested a tropical island that is
not lame like an at-home vacation.Copy !req
324. A tropical island?Copy !req
325. Do you plan on robbing a bank?Copy !req
326. Girls, you might want to leave.Copy !req
327. This is about to get ugly.Copy !req
328. Nice redirect with the vacation inquiry.Copy !req
329. And kudos with the rock music lie.Copy !req
330. Thanks!Copy !req
331. Now let's destroy Johnny.Copy !req
332. Rerouting Johnny and Dookie's next
transporting location.Copy !req
333. Done!Copy !req
334. Now let's see how Johnny likes train
trestles!Copy !req
335. Okay, that laugh is getting way too
creepy.Copy !req
336. Yeah, I got carried away, didn't I?Copy !req
337. Where to next?Copy !req
338. Um, I always wanted to go to Russia and
check out that building with the swirly tops.Copy !req
339. Then transport we will go, my hairy
friend.Copy !req
340. Hey, this isn't the Kremlin.Copy !req
341. No, it's a train bridge and here comes a
train!Copy !req
342. Ah!Copy !req
343. Transport!Copy !req
344. Transport!Copy !req
345. We're in the zoo.Copy !req
346. Yeah, but why are those people behind the
cage?Copy !req
347. They're not.Copy !req
348. We're in the cage!Copy !req
349. I bet my sisters are behind this.Copy !req
350. Run!Copy !req
351. I told you transporting was a bad idea.Copy !req
352. No, you didn't!Copy !req
353. Well, I'm telling you now!Copy !req
354. Just transport out of here!Copy !req
355. Let's send Johnny some place super
exciting that he will totally love.Copy !req
356. You mean like a woman's clothing store?Copy !req
357. I'm thinking boring art museum.Copy !req
358. Oh, you are so wicked!Copy !req
359. Thanks!Copy !req
360. Where are we?Copy !req
361. I can't look!Copy !req
362. I think it's that Frenchy museum I learned
about in art class.Copy !req
363. And oh, my boring ache is acting up again!Copy !req
364. We're at the move?Copy !req
365. Awesome!Copy !req
366. We're safe!Copy !req
367. We're safe!Copy !req
368. Hey!Copy !req
369. Aidez-nous, s'il vous plaît!Copy !req
370. Uh, say what?Copy !req
371. Uh, he says he needs help.Copy !req
372. Hey!Copy !req
373. Isn't that painting famous?Copy !req
374. Oh, no.Copy !req
375. We're helping steal priceless art!Copy !req
376. That's bad, right?Copy !req
377. Really bad!Copy !req
378. We transported Johnny in the middle of an
art heist!Copy !req
379. Yeah, not our best work.Copy !req
380. It is believed this boy and this kid with
a rare hair disorder were the lookouts inCopy !req
381. the heist of the world's most priceless
art!Copy !req
382. If anyone knows the identity of these two
dangerous master criminal fugitives,Copy !req
383. please contact the police!Copy !req
384. Oh, this is so not good!Copy !req
385. Mom and Dad are surfing the web and
they'll see the news alert!Copy !req
386. Move out!Copy !req
387. I want to go to a tropical island!Copy !req
388. I want to stay here and save money!Copy !req
389. Is that Johnny on the computer?Copy !req
390. The computer is broken!Copy !req
391. We'll take it upstairs to fix it!Copy !req
392. Did I just see Johnny on the computer?Copy !req
393. No!Copy !req
394. Uh-oh.Copy !req
395. Johnny is on the computer!Copy !req
396. And if Johnny's home, won't that leave the
manhunt home too?Copy !req
397. Manhunt?Copy !req
398. Did you say manhunt?Copy !req
399. This is the FBI!Copy !req
400. We want the kid and the dog to come up
with.Copy !req
401. the responsibility for raising him so
poorly!Copy !req
402. This is their fault!Copy !req
403. Our fault?Copy !req
404. You're the one who blackmailed us to give
me the technology!Copy !req
405. Who lets an 11-year-old trans-particle
eyes?Copy !req
406. They're crazy!Copy !req
407. Are you kidding?Copy !req
408. Blah-blah-blah!Copy !req
409. And oh, my boring ink is acting up again!Copy !req
410. Well, at least we know where we're gonna
spend our vacation!Copy !req
411. In jail!Copy !req
412. Girls!Copy !req
413. Do something!Copy !req
414. You're geniuses!Copy !req
415. Uh, we got nothing!Copy !req
416. But I do!Copy !req
417. To the lab!Copy !req
418. Transport the house to a deserted island!Copy !req
419. What?Copy !req
420. That will never work!Copy !req
421. This is your last chance, and don't try to
do anything dangerous!Copy !req
422. We're gonna try something dangerous!Copy !req
423. Move!Copy !req
424. We don't have much time!Copy !req
425. They're coming!Copy !req
426. Cross your fingers!Copy !req
427. What are you doing?Copy !req
428. That doesn't look safe!Copy !req
429. Hold me!Copy !req
430. You kids are all in a lot of trouble!Copy !req
431. We know!Copy !req
432. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that!Copy !req
433. Yeah, me too!Copy !req
434. Don't worry, Mom and Dad.Copy !req
435. We'll write a virus program that will wipe
Johnny from all the world's computerCopy !req
436. memory banks and delete the footage of
Johnny and Dookie on the security tapes,Copy !req
437. thus freeing them from any wrongdoing in
the art heist.Copy !req
438. But it will take about three days.Copy !req
439. Huh?Copy !req
440. Uh, they left about two minutes ago.Copy !req
441. Three days?Copy !req
442. You better make it a week!Copy !req
443. And we're not gonna punish you this time!Copy !req
444. We think you learned your lesson about the
dangers of teleporting.Copy !req
445. And that lesson is, if we ever
get in trouble, just transportCopy !req
446. Mom and Dad to a free
private island vacation paradise!Copy !req
447. Yeah!Copy !req
448. Yeah!Copy !req
449. This is gonna be an awesome vacation!Copy !req
450. Thank you, Joe!Copy !req
451. Cookie jar!Copy !req
452. Cookie jar!Copy !req
453. Cookie jar!Copy !req
454. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
455. And this is the second one.Copy !req