Joe Pera Talks With You 3x7

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Joe Pera shows how to stay busy enough on a winter weekend that the winter won't settle inside.

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1. Morning, Bugsy.

2. Morning, Joe.

3. Thanks for letting me tag along.

4. Thanks for being out here early in the morning.

5. What number sunrise will this be for you?

6. This is consecutive sunrise 855.

7. Wow.

8. On New Year's Day a few years back,

9. Bugsy decided to start photographing every sunrise.

10. I thought it'd be nice to join him until this morning,

11. when I had to wake up before dawn.

12. He was right, though.

13. It was better than coffee, when the cold hits your face.

14. And I think it will be worth it

15. to see the sun come up over the lake.

16. Wow.

17. Is it close?

18. Just a few more minutes.

19. You want hash? I made corned-beef hash.

20. Uh, maybe later.

21. I went to Donker's with Bugsy. Mmm.

22. Are you sure it's okay I'm borrowing your grandpa's skis?

23. Yeah. I'm glad you're using them.

24. Thanks.

25. Be safe.

26. It's good to stay busy on a winter Saturday.

27. Keeping moving is the best way I know

28. to prevent winter from settling inside.

29. That's why I'm glad Sarah's going skiing.

30. I've got a full day planned for myself, too.

31. Can I borrow your chain saw to build a snow fort?

32. I, uh —

33. Where is your dad?

34. Getting paint with Nicole.

35. Oh.

36. I'm sorry, Josh.

37. Hope nothing happens to your garden this summer.

38. Um...

39. Mike and Nicole must have been inspired by Scandinavians

40. and decided to paint a room or two in a brighter color

41. to lighten the mood.

42. Hardware stores are a great winter weekend activity.

43. But there's plenty of other stuff, too —

44. snowshoeing, ice fishing,

45. and the Trenary Outhouse Classic,

46. a downhill outhouse race.

47. No kidding.

48. If you want to do something inside,

49. the Superior Dome is open for the public to walk in circles.

50. I'm meeting Carole there in an hour.

51. I need you to come over soon.

52. The "F" button is not working on my computer.

53. Sure. I'll see what I can do.

54. How's everybody at the beauty parlor?

55. Very chatty.

56. Actually, I have an appointment this afternoon.

57. You should stop by and say hi to everyone.

58. I'd like to, but can you say hello for me?

59. I told Gene I'd stop by.

60. He said he's got something he really wants to show me.

61. Have you put Nana's house on the market yet?

62. Our friend Brad Cam said he'd help,

63. but I don't know.

64. It still feels too early to let it go.

65. I know, sweetie, but you have to do it.

66. A house is a lot of work, and I've told you a thousand times

67. about the problems of ice on my roof.

68. Your grandmother wouldn't want you burdened.

69. I know.

70. How's the Italian coming?

71. All right, let's pregame this shit.

72. - Before we ski? - Maybe we get to that, maybe not.

73. Babe, it's cold out there.

74. 1, 2, 3 — gas tank!

75. Mnh-mnh!

76. Oh, you know what that means!

77. You're the next one to get pregnant.

78. You guys, look at my son.

79. Oh, my God! He looks like Elton John.

80. You ladies want another pitcher?

81. You know it.

82. You and your fine grandpa ass know it.

83. I'll be back.

84. Sarah, we came here for our senior trip in high school.

85. We were supposed to go to D.C., but there was a change of plans

86. because of the D.C. sniper. - Right.

87. - Geez. - Mm!

88. Guess who came into the bar during my shift last night?

89. - The feds. - No!

90. Kim Dotcom.

91. No.

92. Okay. A certain political figure

93. whose family has a local art gallery named after them.

94. No way. That's amazing!

95. So happy for you, Deb.

96. What was she like? Did you get a selfie?

97. I didn't get a selfie, but she did order a red wine,

98. and I thought that was really cool.

99. Oh!

100. What?

101. Uh, s-she — she sucks.

102. Whoa!

103. I'm a public schoolteacher,

104. and she's trying to gut the public schools.

105. Don't take it personally.

106. I take it personally every time she says

107. "failing government schools."

108. Me and the other teachers bust our asses.

109. - Sarah. - She's trying to stop

110. funding the Special Olympics.

111. - Okay, that can't be true. - Look it up.

112. - What about vouchers? - Yeah, choice.

113. She's a billionaire with 10 boats

114. trying to destroy my union.

115. I choose not to like her.

116. Listen, there's not a lot of systems I like,

117. but if we're going to just, you know,

118. even play at a fair society,

119. maybe we should try to fix the public schools, not sell them.

120. Why can't you be happy for me?

121. Because you're a ding-dong. A-And she's a ding-dong.

122. Everyone is a shortsighted ding-dong.

123. Stop. Shut up.

124. It's 10:00 a.m. I didn't even want to drink this.

125. What the hell?

126. Wow, she really popped off like a whistle.

127. Joe!

128. You forgot to shovel, Gene.

129. Come inside. Big things are afoot.

130. I hope it's squash soup.

131. Cost the taxpayers more long-term.

132. Ugh!

133. I mean, she knows how much I need a celebrity picture

134. for my dating profile.

135. She's lucky I didn't push her.

136. Oh, very lucky.

137. Yeah.

138. Is that the bunker woman?

139. Geez!

140. Oh, shit! Go! Go, go!

141. God!

142. Go, go, go!

143. Sarah, we're coming!

144. - Oh, my God! - Stay there!

145. I'm — I'm fine. I just need to lay here.

146. Here. It's like a

147. Oh, thanks.

148. It's good, right? Mm-hmm.

149. - Man, you offer an apology! - I'm not apologizing.

150. Why was she walking down the hill?

151. If anything, I'm going to be the one suing you.

152. So me? Suing you!

153. Yes.

154. Oh! - Stay right there.

155. - Hi! - Oh, my gosh!

156. Thank you. All good. Joe can take it from here.

157. Okay. I'll call you tonight.

158. Take care of my girl.

159. Thanks.

160. What happened?

161. Snowboarder.

162. Of course it was.

163. They're always going "gnarly this" and "gnarly that."

164. You sure it's not broken?

165. I'm sure.

166. What's got you so smiley?

167. Gene showed me something exciting today.

168. Yes?

169. He showed me his campaign video

170. that he put together with his team.

171. What for?

172. President of the world.

173. The video was beautiful,

174. his 100-year plan.

175. I can't do it justice,

176. but it all makes sense if you can see the video.

177. C-Can you tell me one thing from it?

178. His healthcare plan covers bionic eyes.

179. I'm going to bed.

180. You just got to see the video.

181. We'll watch it when you're sober.

182. Well, that is not tonight.

183. Do you have any Irish cream for this?

184. Yeah.

185. Say "when."

186. Is that it?

187. Yep.