Joe Pera Talks With You 1x6

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In which Joe Pera reads the announcements at church (second Sunday of Advent).

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1. Uh, hello.

2. Today is December 8th.

3. I'm Joe Pera,

4. and these are the announcements for St. Benedict's Parish.

5. The church is in need of Eucharistic ministers

6. for the 5:00 p.m. Saturday mass.

7. Please contact Angela Rosalita at the rectory

8. if you are interested in volunteering.

9. The holidays are coming up,

10. and the Roy P. Shumacher Toy Drive

11. will take place from December -- I'm sorry.

12. Have you guys heard of The Who?

13. They rocked. They're unbelievable.

14. I heard them for the first time on Thursday

15. and I haven't slept since.

16. I was in my kitchen doing my kitchen chores,

17. and I was listening to this classic rock station,

18. 'cause my hands were soaped and I couldn't change the channel.

19. All right, it's about 10 minutes after 9:00

20. and the snow's really falling, so,

21. to all of you out there in winter wonderland,

22. stay warm and keep on listening

23. to the only classic rock music station

24. in Marquette, 102.1 WKUP.

25. WKUP, you're on the air.

26. What was that song you just played?

27. Yeah, good one.

28. Uh, you got a pen and paper handy there, pal?

29. Yeah.

30. Got it.

31. Okay, well, the name of the song is "Baba O'Riley."

32. Uh-huh.All right, it's not "Teenage Wasteland,"

33. even though they say "Teenage wasteland"

34. 100 times and "Baba O'Riley" zero times.

35. I guess if you write a song that good,

36. you could give it whatever dumbass title

37. you want. -Okay.

38. And the name of the group is The Who, all right?

39. The Who, that's what they're called.

40. Jot that down so we don't get into

41. a Goddamn Abbott and Costello routine over here, all right?

42. Thank you very much.

43. Um, could you please play it again?

44. -Come on. -Sorry, pal.

45. I'd love to, but some guy just requested "Jeremy"

46. by Pearl Jam, so...

47. Okay. I'll try another station.

48. You could also look it up online,

49. but whatever you want to do.

50. Anyway, thanks for listening, all right?

51. Hello.

52. Could you please play "Baba O'Riley" by The Who?

53. "Baba O'Riley" by The Who.

54. Okay.

55. "Baba O'Riley" by...

56. "Baba O'Riley" by The Who.

57. ...The Who.

58. Woman: Well, okay.

59. Thank you.

60. Whoo! Let's get together

61. Come on in. You've got to hear this song.

62. You've gotta. You've gotta hear more of this song.

63. Oh, I'm sorry.

64. I can't give you any pizza.

65. No, no, no, no, no!

66. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

67. He tried the pizza! Don't eat it!

68. And that's it.

69. I've been a Who fan ever since, and I've been up for three days

70. straight listening to the new Who song.

71. Sorry to ramble, but I also had another first this morning.

72. I finally tried Starbucks coffee.

73. A little fancy for my taste, but, boy, do I feel alive.

74. You know, the first week listening to a new favorite song

75. is kind of intoxicating.

76. I wouldn't have unusual circumstances,

77. but I just got a new CD player installed in my car.

78. So, you have heard the song before?

79. What?! Of course I've heard the song.

80. Everyone's heard the song. It's everywhere, all the time.

81. How have you not heard it? What are you, an idiot?

82. No. I don't know.

83. Oh, hello, Sue.

84. Hey, Joe. Mike, where are the kids?

85. Lift number two.

86. -Hey, Mom. -Hi.

87. Joe: With my new in-dash compact disc player,

88. I could take "Baba O'Riley" anywhere.

89. The tradition of decorating the Christmas tree with Nana

90. was familiar, yet new, thanks to The Who.

91. There's just something about a new song

92. that makes you want to share it with all of the other teachers.

93. Yeah, this one's a classic.

94. You know it's not called "Teenage Wasteland"?

95. Yeah, I know.

96. Okay, Joe. I'll take it from here.

97. Oh, sorry, Father Andrew.

98. Music is great, Starbucks is great,

99. and please check out "Baba O'Riley" by The Who.

100. Well, thank you, Joe.

101. That tune must truly be something special for you

102. to have stopped right in the middle

103. of the announcements like that.

104. It really is.

105. Have you heard it?

106. Can't say that I have.

107. You probably have, you just don't realize it.

108. It goes...

109. Like I said, I have not heard that song before.

110. Uh, Joe, why don't you go back to your seat?

111. Okay. Sit a spell.

112. Uh, the rest of the announcements,

113. you can read in the bulletin.

114. Maybe I just don't get it.

115. But it seems like they realized

116. they had written the perfect song

117. and then panicked, so then they added a violin solo.

118. What do I know?

119. Either way, I hope you have a good, happy holidays

120. and good rest of your Sunday.

121. Oh, shoot.

122. Oh, shoot.

123. Oh, shoot.

124. I've got to be more careful.

125. Oh, shoot.

126. Oh, shoot.

127. Oh, shoot.

128. Oh, shoot.

129. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.

130. Shoot.

131. I'd better go back to bed.