Jellystone! 3x6

Directed by Nathan Bulmer

Dwight Schultz as Dick Dastardly / Dinky Dalton (voice)

Jellystone goes head to head in a competition against their rival town, New Bedrock.

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1. It's LAFF!

2. The competition between the team that loses every year,

3. Jellystone,

4. and their undefeated rivals, New Bedrock.

5. The winner is awarded a beautiful trophy.

6. But the losing town's mayor must wear the chicken suit of shame.

7. Especially embarrassing for Mayor Huck,

8. given his family's tragic history with chickens.

9. LAFF!

10. I'm your host, Snagglepuss.

11. And I'm your host, Mildew— Whoa!

12. I was going to return this jacket.

13. And boy, do we have a fun day ahead.

14. We'll visit all your favorite games like

15. the Chocolate Bar.

16. Competitive reading.

17. Unga, unga, unga! Unga, unga, unga!

18. All events Jellystone was absolutely pummeled in.

19. Just like a gorilla would pummel a precious baby animal.

20. But don't fret.

21. A reliable source told me this will be Jellystone's year.

22. All right. Gather round, everybody.

23. I just told Snagglepuss here that this will be Jellystone's year.

24. And this losing streak comes to an end today.

25. I think Huck's right.

26. We can't be beat with our unstoppable new team name,

27. the Yogi Yahooeys.

28. We go over this every year.

29. No Yogi Yahooeys.

30. Do you at least want to see the uniforms?

31. No. Now, listen.

32. There's one piece of advice my pappy gave me

33. before being mauled by chickens.

34. He said—

35. The enemy has arrived.

36. Get your game faces on.

37. Eh.

38. Ladies and gentlemen,

39. the all-time undefeated champions of the LAFF games,

40. the town of New Bedrock.

41. Orful Octopus, the stickiest tentacles in the west.

42. Daisy Mayhem, the maiden of destruction.

43. Magic Rabbit... a rabbit.

44. And a bunch of other people.

45. Oh, brother.

46. But the most important of all,

47. the fearless, handsome and physically fit mayor of New Bedrock,

48. Dick Dastardly.

49. Miss me?

50. About as much as I missed that chicken

51. that swindled my family out of the deed to our farm.

52. Oh, gooseberry.

53. I love how your hatred fills the air around me.

54. It nourishes my soul. Mmm.

55. Oh, it's like cinnamon. Kind of nutmeggy. Mmm.

56. I hope you enjoy the taste of defeat.

57. Maybe I will.

58. Too spicy.

59. And with that bit of drama out of the way,

60. let the games begin.

61. First, it's the baguette relay.

62. On your marks, get set, go!

63. Yes, my darling girl. My sweet daughter.

64. She's flying. Come on, kiddo!

65. Bring home the bread. Oh!

66. Augie, well done.

67. So long, suckers.

68. Daddy, did we lose the race?

69. Augie, as long as we have each other, we never lose.

70. Well, they lost.

71. Now, now, that's all right.

72. We're gonna win the next one.

73. Mildew, you say something.

74. It's time for archery.

75. The target is right over my heart.

76. Oh, that's all right.

77. I think the math still checks out in our favor.

78. Let's take a look here. Oh, no.

79. All athletes line up for the sausage and onion burp!

80. Oh, this, we cannot fail.

81. Captain Caveman's our best burper.

82. How you feeling, Captain Caveman?

83. Me got this.

84. Contestant One, burp away.

85. Hmmm... Is that all—

86. Beat that, boysenberry!

87. Unga, get ready for socks to be blown away.

88. Here we go.

89. But... What happened?

90. Oh, it's okay, Huck.

91. We're horrifyingly disgraced every year.

92. We'll recover after we get through that long period of despair.

93. There's always next year.

94. There's always next year.

95. Where is that dang echo coming from?

96. It's not an echo.

97. It's an instant replay.

98. You can rewind to any point in the episode, see.

99. There's always next year.

100. Wait, what was that? Go back.

101. They replaced Captain Caveman's onion with a rock?

102. Show me the other replays.

103. New Bedrock ain't nothing but cheaters.

104. And if they were cheating and that...

105. Well, then that means...

106. New Bedrock didn't win a single event fairly.

107. They even put glue on Augie and Doggie Daddy

108. because they know how much they love to hug.

109. Oh.

110. They cheated their way to victory,

111. and that's against the spirit of the LAFF games.

112. Wrong.

113. The spirit of the games is to embarrass your opponent at all costs.

114. I'm feeling unusually nice, so I'll make you a deal.

115. We'll do one last event, winner takes all.

116. If you win, the trophy is yours.

117. But if you lose, you'll have to wear the chicken suit

118. and rename your team to the Yogi Yahooeys.

119. Do we have a deal?

120. Deal. Oh, yeah.

121. All right, everybody huddle up.

122. If New Bedrock is gonna cheat their way to success,

123. well, we're gonna cheat right back.

124. Uh... I don't know, Huck.

125. Is this the example we should be setting for the kids?

126. I'm gonna cheat my way through life.

127. I will stop at nothing to defend this town.

128. Okay, we're gonna go get ready then.

129. Run, Augie.

130. Victory is just one game away.

131. We'll see who the chickens are this year.

132. High drama, shocking revelations, tucked tails even...

133. It all comes to a head at our final event,

134. the lemonade surf.

135. Has anyone checked if it's actually lemonade?

136. That's Daisy Mayhem.

137. She's gonna be your biggest competitor.

138. Take this. Rub it all over Daisy Mayhem's board.

139. Dr. Pippy's? Isn't that banned in Mississippi?

140. Yes, Dr. Pippy's Xtra Slippy Soap is banned in Mississippi for being too slippy.

141. But don't get snippy with me, skippy.

142. But Mr. Mayor, I can't.

143. Hey, now. This don't feel good to me either.

144. Just like it didn't feel good

145. when a chicken threw my grandpappy off the cliff.

146. There's no other way.

147. Okay.

148. Run along, now.

149. That board ain't gonna soap itself.

150. Cheater!

151. Guilty!

152. Good job, Yakky. You're doing great!

153. Thanks.

154. You're going to jail, Yakky.

155. Oh!

156. Come on, Yakky.

157. This is a crime you can never wash away.

158. Only two things smell that way.

159. Barbecues and existential crisis.

160. It burns! It burns!

161. She'll be fine in a few minutes.

162. My conscience is burning.

163. Oh, she'll be okay now.

164. If anyone is hearing this, I beg of you. Help me.

165. I'm coming, Yakky.

166. It ain't gonna soap itself.

167. For... Jellystone!

168. It's crazy. One day, he just left the house and never came back.

169. Now, hold up.

170. Where's Huck headed to in such a rush?

171. I'm coming, Yakky.

172. Why, he's headed straight for the chocolate bars.

173. Look at that hound fly and he sticks the landing.

174. On to the live target.

175. Right on the bull's-eye.

176. I'm gonna need a doctor.

177. This dog is on a mission.

178. Wait, wait.

179. I'll handle this, Yakky.

180. It appears Huck has entered as a surprise contestant.

181. A last-minute addition, even.

182. He's doing it.

183. I'm actually gonna win this.

184. Get off my board!

185. And Daisy Mayhem wins!

186. He sacrificed everything.

187. It's not lemonade!

188. Oh, victory.

189. Such a beautiful lady, she is. Isn't she, Huck?

190. This is sadder than when that chicken stood up my sister at the altar.

191. Howdy.

192. Why are you all doing this?

193. You never gave up on us.

194. So, how could we give up on you?

195. Now that's the Jellystone winning spirit.

196. T-shirt!

197. Hey, stop this at once!

198. This is gonna be one of my famous migraines.

199. Disgusting.

200. Yuck.

201. Hey, they're leaving.

202. Yay!

203. All thanks to the good, good people of Jellystone.

204. Well, we may not have won, but it—

205. And now, a word from our sponsors:

206. "Come stop by Yogi's merch stand

207. and pick up your very own Yogi Yahooey uniform.

208. Available in small, extra, small and constrictive."

209. Thank you so much. Have a great night.