1. Help, help!
Somebody help!
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2. Oh, hey, Dr. Cindy.
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3. I'd wave hello,
but my arms are haunted.
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4. Don't be silly, Wally.
Ghosts don't haunt limbs.
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5. They haunt large
real estate properties.
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6. Take a seat.
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7. Would you care
for a scalding hot drink?
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8. Oh, yes, please.
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9. Oh, whoops.
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10. Can you hold this
one-of-a-kind Faberge egg
while I clean this up?
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11. - Ah. Oh. Whoa!
- Grab it, Wally!
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12. Whoo.
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13. That was my inheritance.
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14. I'm sorry, Doc.
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15. I can't control my arms.
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16. Oh. Well, okay.
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17. Let's see what
my big Book of Ailments
has to say about this.
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18. It looks like you're
suffering from a case
of Noodle Arm Syndrome.
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19. Noodle Arm Syndrome?
Is it curable?
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20. It's simple, really.
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21. The human body is 80% bones
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22. and those bones need to be...
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23. Huh? Heh? Oh.
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24. I'm gonna go get
a second opinion
from a less boring doctor.
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25. Boring? How dare
he call me boring!
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26. The nerve of him.
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27. Boring.
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28. I mean, come on.
I'm not boring.
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29. Would a boring doctor
have ordered
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30. double vanilla bean
ice cream?
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31. I mean, I don't think so.
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32. Citizens
of Jellystone,
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33. Are you as dull as door nails?
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34. Has the spark
gone out in your eyes,
leaving you a lifeless husk?
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35. Do you want to take the pity
out of your pity party?
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36. Now, is anyone here
feeling less than?
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37. Ooh, ooh. Unga,
stress of modern life
really getting me down.
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38. Hair coming out in clumps.
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39. My friend, what you're
looking for is nature's
own miracle cure,
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40. snake cream.
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41. Snake cream is the one cream
with snakes in it
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42. that enriches your whole life.
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43. Ooh, ooh.
Me take all.
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44. Yes.
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45. Heck, yes.
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46. Now, is there anyone
else out there?
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47. Any other lost, lonely soul
who feels like their life
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48. could use a little pizzazz?
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49. Or a lot of pizzazz?
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50. You know,
my life is pretty sweet,
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51. - but—
- Oh, me! Me, me, me!
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52. Madam, you seem excited,
but you don't seem exciting.
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53. What you desire
is the revolutionary
new product known as
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54. snake cream!
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55. I'll take them all.
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56. And with that,
we are officially sold out.
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57. Thank you all.
Have a blessed day. No refunds.
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58. Wait a minute.
Why did I want these?
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59. And that was clean.
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60. Good job, gang.
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61. Hey, Top Cat, I wanted to—
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62. I said, "No refunds."
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63. Oh, it's not about that.
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64. I'm just in awe of your
abilities as a salesman.
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65. Isn't he the best?
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66. Oh, shucks. How can I help?
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67. I'm bad at presenting
my medical advice.
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68. My patients get too bored
when I explain stuff.
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69. Ah! Awful.
I've seen quite enough.
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70. You need a lot of help.
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71. And lucky for you,
I am just the guy
to help you for a fee.
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72. Deal.
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73. Wow, even your handshake
is boring.
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74. Salesmanship is all
about confidence.
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75. I want you to walk
up to someone
and confidently state a lie.
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76. But lying is bad.
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77. Some lies are harmless.
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78. Yeah, it's just an exercise,
an experiment.
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79. And with more confidence,
I can help more people.
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80. Because you can't say
confidence without con.
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81. - Or dance.
Uh, yeah, uh, uh, uh.
- I'm going for it.
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82. Uh, uh.
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83. Hey, Cindy.
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84. I am the tallest person
in the world.
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85. Yeah, you're pretty tall,
but I don't know.
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86. More confidence.
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87. I am the tallest person
in the world.
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88. You know what?
Yeah, maybe you are.
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89. Later.
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90. Great stuff.
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91. Now for the next step.
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92. Actually, uh, I'm out of cash.
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93. Oh, no worries. I accept cards.
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94. Okay, yeah. That works.
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95. That'll be $280.
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96. What's the lesson here exactly?
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97. Oh...
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98. Good afternoon, fine sir.
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99. Do you know
what your problem is?
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100. Oh, yeah. You know,
I gotta get up there,
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101. but my legs are
just too short—
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102. Wrong!
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103. Your problem is that you need
excitement in your life.
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104. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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105. You know,
my game console is up there.
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106. I think... I think
I just need a laugh—
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107. Wrong! What you need
is Cup-o-Snake!
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108. Oh yeah! I need a...
Wait, what?
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109. Cup-o-Snake!
It's a rolling pin,
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110. a musical instrument,
a fancy hat.
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111. Whoa!
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112. Plus, there's a snake inside.
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113. Oh! Here, take my crypto.
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114. I did it. I made a sale.
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115. Excellent work, Mindy.
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116. - You're finally ready
to help people.
- Snakes in hair!
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117. Snakes in hair!
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118. Meanwhile, across town...
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119. Look, Daddy dearest.
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120. Look what I drew.
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121. Oh, sweetie, that's beautiful.
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122. Oh, that's worth
a nine-minute hug.
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123. Oh, my gosh. What is this?
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124. I cannot control my arms.
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125. Don't leave me hanging.
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126. This is a nightmare!
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127. It is finally time
to sign this historic bill
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128. legalizing world peace.
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129. Why is it, like, illegal
in the first place?
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130. Oh,
you know, bureaucracy.
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131. Huh?
What's wrong, sir?
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132. I don't know.
Hit the panic button.
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133. Sheesh!
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134. We're gonna have to, like,
incite panic by word of mouth.
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135. Oh, we're a little
late on that.
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136. Look, guys. That's my doctor.
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137. I don't know about this.
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138. We're cured.
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139. Yeah!
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140. Ah! Did you see that?
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141. Being excited,
it's so exciting.
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142. That's the power
of a good performance.
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143. Now, the costs
for this event are...
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144. Ooh, I got a call
from the bank.
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145. My card is maxed out.
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146. This mentorship has been
a real pleasure, Lindy.
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147. Bye-bye.
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148. All right, world.
This is my moment.
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149. From the Reusable
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150. it's Healthy Health!
With Dr. Cindy!
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151. Hello, health heads.
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152. We have an amazing show
for you tonight.
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153. Special guest...
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154. Why is it just
one word per card?
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155. Never mind, I got this.
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156. Special guest
Inch High Private Eye
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157. will talk about his condition
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158. and I will cure it by juggling
these dangerous swords.
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159. Now, let's welcome
our first guest,
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160. food and diet expert,
Dr. Yogi.
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161. What's the latest
food trend, Doc?
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162. I'm so glad you asked.
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163. It's called "The Four
Course Sandwich."
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164. Wow, that is
some real science.
Mmm.
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165. Hi, Dr. Cindy.
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166. Longtime patient,
first time microphone user.
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167. As patient zero
of Noodle Arm Syndrome,
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168. I am riddled with guilt.
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169. How can I overcome that?
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170. I have the perfect thing.
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171. The awesome healing powers
of this magnetic bracelet.
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172. Ooh!
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173. It cures any ailment
you have by increasing
your body's natural production
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174. of Vermidochlorians'es'es.
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175. Which is totally real.
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176. Oh, wow. No need for this
public apology, I guess.
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177. Hey, look. Wally contracted
another crazy disease.
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178. Lasagna Legs.
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179. Mmm.
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180. All right.
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181. You know what that sound means.
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182. It means we've got
a brand new disease.
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183. Who's excited
to be wicked sick?
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184. Whoa, Bindy.
You gotta do something.
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185. I can't scam like this.
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186. Uh, have you tried
this snake-scented candle?
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187. Ah, no!
Confidence only goes so far.
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188. You gotta use real science.
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189. No, I won't go back
to being boring Cindy again.
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190. I am fun Cindy now.
Fun Cindy, that's who I am.
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191. That's who I am!
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192. They don't understand.
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193. I just wanna be liked.
Why is life so hard?
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194. My magnetic bracelet.
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195. It's vibrating with
patented crystal power.
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196. You can do it, Cindy.
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197. Whoa! You can talk?
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198. No, you're having
a public meltdown.
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199. But that's not the point.
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200. You gotta stop fighting
who you really are.
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201. You're smart and capable and—
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202. You're right,
magnetic bracelet.
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203. Finally, I've got
a best friend.
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204. Let's bore these fools
to tears.
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205. Hello, everybody.
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206. I've got some information
I'd like to share
with all of you.
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207. Now, according to my
trusty Book of Ailments,
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208. this case of Lasagna Legs
can be easily cured.
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209. But to truly understand it,
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210. I'm going to have to take you
back to the 14th century
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211. when the first lasagna
was invented...
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212. by a berserk
Italian man who...
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213. In summation,
to cure Lasagna Legs,
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214. all you need is
a good night's sleep.
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215. Huh? What happened?
I must have dozed off.
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216. Aw, look at me.
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217. My legs are 10%
less delicious now.
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218. You're all cured.
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219. Bye, everyone.
Thanks for listening.
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220. Hey, Cindy Bear.
Is it time for my segment, yet?
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221. Ooh, I am so sorry.
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222. Is the show over? Are you—
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