Jellystone! 3x15

Directed by Ronald Stanage

Yogi gives Shazzan a break from work by taking on his genie powers for the day.

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1. Same surgery, different day, am I right?

2. Nothing is right.

3. The town is in chaos.

4. Just look at this waiting room.

5. Everybody hold your breath.

6. nobody breathe in my vaporous cloud of a daughter!

7. How am I supposed to play guitar with these horrible appendages?

8. Where are my hooves?

9. Now, Jonny, don't get spooked.

10. I'm a mammal now!

11. Apparently they were all fine last night and they woke up like this.

12. I know exactly what they're going through.

13. I woke up with a quesadilla fused to my butt.

14. Oh.

15. Uh, never mind.

16. You want some?

17. I cannot believe we went to the same medical school.

18. I believe I can help shed some light on this mystery.

19. Mr. Jinks, the footage, please.

20. Now, this should just take a moment.

21. Oh, here we are. Good boy.

22. Now this here tape is from the town security feed.

23. Is that Shazzan? Ooh, I like his robe.

24. He's sleep magicking.

25. It's like sleepwalking, but instead you shoot magic.

26. And also walk and sleep.

27. Please stop him.

28. We need to track down Shazzan before he does any more damage.

29. He's filling in for me in surgery right now.

30. He's what?

31. This won't hurt a bit.

32. It's okay, I like pain.

33. Now for the most difficult part,

34. I simply need to...

35. - Hey! - Huh! I'm up! I'm up!

36. Great. Now it's time to...

37. - Hey! - Snake shoes. Size 14.

38. Whoa, Shazzan, are you okay, buddy?

39. You look, uh, tired.

40. Huh?

41. I'm good. I'm good.

42. Just how many jobs are you working?

43. - Twenty. - Twenty!

44. Twenty-two.

45. Did you count the movie theater?

46. Uh, twenty-three.

47. I mean, why on earth would you work

48. so many jobs?

49. I have crushing student loan debt.

50. What did I possibly think I was going to do with a degree in cat math?

51. Well, all the exhaustion you've been experiencing

52. - has led you to— - Making the town super freaky! See?

53. Yogi, I think my Big Boy, Dino-vitamins are finally starting to work.

54. Good heavens!

55. Wait, I don't have a ladder!

56. Shazzan, I'm afraid you're completely burnt out.

57. As your doctor, I'm prescribing a relaxing vacation.

58. What is... vay-cay-shun?

59. You don't work for a day, you just have fun!

60. We call that "pulling a Yogi."

61. But who will take over all my jobs?

62. I usually have Boo Boo do it.

63. We also call that "pulling a Yogi."

64. Then I too shall "pull a Yogi,"

65. and give Boo Boo unlimited cosmic powers for the day.

66. Unlimited cosmic powers?

67. Yes, whoever does my jobs gets my powers.

68. - Hey! - I'm hired!

69. Slow thine roll, my friend.

70. The ritual of magic transference is extremely risky.

71. Even one mistake could spell certain doom.

72. Your blood would turn into spiders.

73. Not the night kind.

74. Your face would become ham.

75. Your eyes become your legal guardian and—

76. Yeah, yeah, yeah, spider blood. Been there, done that.

77. Just give me the powers.

78. Remove your hat, please.

79. Congratulations. You are now the new owner of magical powers.

80. Whoa!

81. I know, right? It's part of the package.

82. Yogi, this is my daily schedule.

83. It's got minute by minute updates

84. on where you need to be and when you need to be there.

85. Blah, blah, blah...

86. Peanut butter should come in other flavors.

87. like mint peanut butter or barbecue rib flavored peanut butter

88. or hot dog flavored peanut butter.

89. Wow, I'm ripped.

90. And lastly, you'll need to defend the town

91. from a slumbering, inter-dimensional beast

92. who wakes every 1,000 years to feast on screams.

93. You know how it goes. Anyways, I'm sure you'll do great!

94. Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

95. Now, if you need me,

96. just clap your pecks three times

97. and I'll come a'runnin.

98. It's time we're off, Kaboobie my friend, to Biskitt Farms theme park.

99. So what are you gonna do first?

100. Cindy, stand back and witness a miracle.

101. And kapow!

102. Uh, is that the miracle?

103. Wait for it.

104. Free chips!

105. Are these peanut butter flavor?

106. Now let's see what's first on Shazzan's list of jobs.

107. Hey! Hey, dude. Dude!

108. Hey! Hey, dude. Dude...

109. Hey, man, I've been waiting here for, like, 20 minutes for this cone.

110. Just get outta the way. I'll do it myself.

111. You know, you're right.

112. I need to pull the ultimate Yogi.

113. Whatever, man.

114. Congratulations, everyone.

115. Coming out today was the best decision you'll ever make.

116. - Yogi, are you starting a pyramid scheme again? - I'm in.

117. I've gathered you here to share my magical gifts with you.

118. In exchange for a 60-hour work week.

119. Yeah, another pyramid scheme.

120. You get powers and you get powers.

121. Everybody gets powers!

122. Oh! Okay, I like this one. Uh-huh.

123. Ooh.

124. Man, puberty rocks!

125. Ooh!

126. Oh!

127. Okay, you know the deal.

128. Unlimited cosmic powers for an honest day's work.

129. Yessiree, I am a genius. Chip time.

130. Okay, so the key to it all is angles and vertices

131. and if you just think about graphing it all out in your mind and—

132. Uh, so usually Shazzan actually teaches.

133. Yeah, well, Shazzan's not here right now.

134. Well, I'm impressive.

135. So like I told Shazzan, I want something that says,

136. "Oh, you're an outside dog, ain't ya?"

137. Okay, here we go.

138. Oh, it'll grow back. It's fine.

139. - Whoa! - Don't mind me, just fillin' in for Shazzan.

140. You see that guy? Well, that guy's secretly the slasher.

141. But nobody knows it yet and that won't be revealed

142. until the third hour of the movie.

143. Fire department...

144. Who wants ice cream?

145. Ice cream sounds delightful.

146. I think I'll have a scoop of—

147. Wait a second, I've got unlimited cosmic powers!

148. What am I doing at work?

149. Witness my impeccable grooves!

150. My daughter turned me into a motorcycle and I love it!

151. Vroom, vroom, vroom.

152. Okay. Your queen demands a parade in her honor.

153. On behalf of me,

154. I accept this award for world's hottest doctor

155. slash fewest malpractice lawsuits.

156. Shaboken! Hadouken! Sheboygan!

157. Wanogan!

158. Keep up the good work, everyone.

159. Shazzan would be proud.

160. Now, once the renovations are done,

161. the flushable toilets will go right here.

162. Uh, Mayor Huck, there's like a weird little,

163. uh, crab guy

164. that just showed up.

165. - Ow! - Like, ow!

166. It's getting bigger every time we scream.

167. - Ow! - Ow.

168. Well, Mayor Huck, he won't stop pinching me.

169. - Ow! - We gotta warn the town, Mr. Jinks!

170. Unga bunga, that's why me no drink water.

171. Everyone, listen to me.

172. Whatever you do, don't scream!

173. There's a giant monster that feeds on your screams.

174. What you say?

175. I said...

176. whatever you do, don't scream.

177. Mayor Huck, there's a giant monster behind you,

178. you should probably scream.

179. I know there's a monster behind me.

180. That's what I'm trying to warn you all about!

181. Oh, my gosh, what are we all screaming about?

182. Now y'all are doing the opposite of what I said to do.

183. Terry. Say, say something.

184. Huh.

185. What did Shazzan say about this?

186. You are looking quite chiseled, my friend.

187. No, no, that wasn't it.

188. You have beautiful brown eyes, my sweet prince.

189. Yes, I do.

190. But that wasn't it either.

191. Yogi, you must defend Jellystone from a slumbering nightmare

192. that wakes every 1,000 years to feast on screams.

193. Oh, yeah.

194. Once again I'm asking you to please stop screaming!

195. Oh, yummy. I'm not sure if camels

196. are supposed to have churros, but I won't tell the vet if you don't.

197. It appears the cosmos are trying to tell me something.

198. Kaboobie, but that would mean...

199. Corn dogs!

200. There you are, Yogi.

201. I know I said Shazzan needs rest

202. but I made a mistake!

203. We need to call him!

204. The award for most honest confession

205. goes to Cindy Bear.

206. Aw, I'm just doing what anyone else would do in this situation.

207. Anyway, there's no time!

208. Cindy, you don't understand.

209. I had unlimited chips.

210. I can't. I won't lose that.

211. I just love salt so much.

212. You can't eat chips if you're dead.

213. Huh? What's that?

214. Yogi, thanks again, my friend.

215. You're the best.

216. Live. Laugh. Love, Shazzan

217. Aw, this is just...

218. better than chips.

219. This is love!

220. No! I'm not gonna let some stinky water beetle

221. ruin Shazzan's vacation.

222. Everyone, attack that guy!

223. For Shazzan.

224. Think you're so tough?

225. Yeah, you better run!

226. Yeah!

227. You want loud sounds? Let's go!

228. Oh! This is my nightmare.

229. Eat this!

230. I'm going to Florida.

231. You guys are the worst.

232. And stay out!

233. Yogi! Thank you so much for this day off, my friend.

234. I hope things weren't too busy around here.

235. Nope. Everything went by the book.