1. Do I know you?
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2. Actually, it's dad
and I, but...
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3. Ee...
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4. Doggie Daddy,
we've been over this.
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5. You can't stay
in the classroom.
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6. Please don't make me
use this again.
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7. Oh, yes, yes,
of course, of course.
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8. You know, I just...
I get so wrapped up
in our morning song.
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9. Yes, we've heard this song
many times.
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10. But again,
we don't need to witness this.
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11. I'm gonna miss you
so much, Augie Waugie.
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12. Bye, Papa.
See you after school.
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13. Bye, Augles. I love you.
I love you so much.
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14. I love you so much it hurts.
Oh, I love you so much—
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15. Man, just get out of here!
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16. Oh,
I miss her so much.
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17. I just wish there were
more Augies for me to love.
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18. I got this burger,
but it only has one patty,
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19. and it's making me furious.
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20. Worry not, Yogi.
With the Replicationizer 1999,
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21. we'll simply copy the patty's
molecular structure,
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22. and I can paste it
onto any object.
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23. Incredible.
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24. Does it taste synthetic?
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25. You know I don't chew.
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26. Oh, right.
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27. Oh, wow, Cindy,
that is impressive, yeah.
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28. Uh, you mind if I borrow that
for a moment?
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29. - Sure.
- Yeah. I just want to
test something out.
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30. Should he be
pointing that at me?
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31. Absolutely not.
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32. I love you, Daddy.
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33. It's Augie!
My sweet, chubby love child.
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34. Is this what
unconditional love feels like?
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35. Oh, thank you, Cindy,
for inventing
the Augie Maker 1999.
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36. Oh, you're the best.
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37. I gotta get better at
saying no.
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38. Yeah, agreed.
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39. Also, uh, would you
like to invest
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40. in this new pyramid scheme
I fell for?
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41. Absolutely.
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42. Man, school is so wack.
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43. I'm never gonna need math
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44. in my day-to-day life.
I have an abacus.
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45. Yeah, why don't they teach us
real life stuff
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46. like taxes and mortgages?
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47. The machine wants
to keep us
patriotic and docile.
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48. Mmm, weird.
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49. Daddy always picks me up
right after school.
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50. Tag, you're it.
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51. What was that?
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52. Augie, do you happen to have
a long-lost twin?
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53. Push me, Papa.
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54. Oh, yeah, yeah,
of course, sweetie.
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55. Daddy, help! It's an emergency!
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56. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
What is it?
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57. I can't open this
jar of mayo,
and I'm so thirsty.
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58. Oh, here you go, hon.
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59. Thank you, Daddy.
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60. Dad, I lost momentum.
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61. Having
so many Augies around
to love
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62. sure is exhausting.
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63. But, you know,
love never takes a break.
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64. Hey, Dad, I got a B minus
in history.
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65. Oh, that's incredible.
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66. You know, with achievements
like these,
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67. you'll one day rule this land.
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68. Hey, wanna parade me
around town
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69. and tell everyone
how great I am?
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70. Oh, I would love to,
honey, but I...
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71. I promised Mayor Augieberry
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72. that I would help with
some announcement.
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73. Dear citizens,
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74. from now on,
every day will be
known as Daddy Day.
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75. I love my dad!
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76. Hey, this isn't too bad.
You've always wanted
dozens of sisters.
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77. Nah, this is messed up.
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78. He looks so happy without me.
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79. Hey, maybe it's for the best.
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80. There are plenty of
dads in the sea,
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81. getting terribly sunburned.
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82. Yeah, maybe you're right.
I gotta go sulk.
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83. I'll see you guys later.
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84. Can you shush up
your sulking, Augie?
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85. I'm trying to observe
this daughter-duplicate
situation.
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86. I'm drownin' in daughters.
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87. Gross.
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88. Where did all these Augies
come from anyway?
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89. I...
I... I wouldn't know.
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90. Therefore, I am not liable
for any of this.
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91. But if you wanna
make more daddies,
I guess I can help.
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92. Really? How?
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93. Take this Replicationizer 1998.
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94. It's an earlier version,
but it should work.
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95. Just don't tell anyone
where you got it.
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96. Wait, no.
Don't aim it at me.
No, no, no, no...
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97. No one is smarter than
my little girl.
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98. You really think so?
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99. 'Cause Daddy didn't shed
one tear of joy
for my B minus.
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100. Then he's a fool
for not noticing
your sheer brilliance.
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101. Thanks, Doctory Daddy.
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102. Now let's make some Dads.
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103. I'm so excited
to co-parent with you.
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104. Nothing's healthier
than being your daughter's
best friend.
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105. Where's my daughter?
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106. Papa!
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107. - Pops!
- Daddy! Daddy!
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108. Okay, sweeties,
let's take turns.
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109. I mean, come on,
there's only one Daddy.
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110. Like, uh,
look at all these
daughters, see.
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111. Why don't you come
give your tall Dad a hug?
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112. Huh? Who's this wannabe?
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113. Here's your juice box, sweetie.
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114. And here's the science homework
you needed for tomorrow.
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115. This is the life.
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116. Wait, where's Mr. Jinks Daddy?
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117. I wanna do a law
that makes the city
one big water slide.
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118. That would solve
our public transportation
issue.
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119. Oh, who's a brilliant
little Mayor?
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120. Me.
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121. Who has full control
of the city's finances?
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122. - I do.
- Jinks Daddy,
I asked you to get a saddle,
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123. so I could ride you
like a horsey.
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124. Oh, sorry, honey drop.
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125. Augieberry showed up,
and she's just the sweetest
little bug.
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126. No,
I'm the sweetest little bug.
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127. Oh, we can be
a festering colony
of sweet little bugs.
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128. I don't like this.
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129. I made a bunch of
daddy-daughter bracelets.
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130. Huh? Wait a minute.
Where's my Augie gang?
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131. So what did we learn?
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132. Don't take poison apples
from scary, sad old witches
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133. going through mid-life crisis.
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134. I'm flying. I'm really flying.
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135. Unga Bunga.
That's me little girl.
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136. That's my little girl, even.
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137. Oh, no! Every Augie
has a Daddy!
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138. Every Daddy
has an Augie!
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139. - I miss my real Augie!
- I miss my real Daddy!
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140. Where are you going, sweetie?
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141. Sorry, Doctory Daddy.
I gotta find my real dad.
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142. That guy? He doesn't
appreciate you like I do.
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143. I'm a nice-guy Dad.
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144. Yeah, but he raised me
since I was, like,
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145. a baby and everything?
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146. I can turn you back
into a baby. Look,
I'll invent something.
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147. I'm sorry, nice-guy Dad.
This isn't it.
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148. Random security check up.
Get in line!
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149. Please, sir, can I get through?
I gotta find my daughter.
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150. You can't skip
the line, Daddy.
I'm always number one.
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151. No. My real daughter
is number one.
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152. Unless you have
an emotional monologue,
I can't let you through.
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153. Ah, nuts!
Why are security guards
always asking for
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154. emotional monologues?
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155. So that's it.
All the love I gave you,
for nothing?
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156. I love you like a brother,
Doctory Daddy.
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157. The heart wants what it wants.
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158. Then go get him.
I won't stop you.
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159. But I will definitely
hold a grudge.
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160. Okay, thank you!
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161. Let me in.
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162. Listen here, everybody.
My daughter's out there
somewhere,
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163. and I gotta find her
before I lose her forever.
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164. I tried filling the void
with the other Augies,
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165. but they ain't the real thing.
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166. They are basically
just little freaks of nature.
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167. I got zapped twice.
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168. The only Auggie I need
is the one I made with love.
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169. Augie, you came back!
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170. Wait, or...
Or is that Yogi Augie,
or wait...
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171. No, no, no.
That's my real Augie.
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172. That's right, honey.
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173. Who said you have flaws?
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174. Oh, my sweet daughter,
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175. no one else can
ever replace you.
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176. I found a piece of gum
on the ground
on the way here,
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177. and I took a little bite.
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178. Ah, now that's the stuff.
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179. Now that's
an emotional monologue.
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180. Can you change me back?
I'm feeling too many feelings.
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181. Sure.
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182. Much better.
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183. Uh...
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