1. The tiger talismanCopy !req
2. is inside
one of these pies.Copy !req
3. Pfft. Piece of cake—
er, pie.Copy !req
4. We just join the contest
and eat till we find it.Copy !req
5. And the beauty is,Copy !req
6. Mr. green jeans
is our only competition.Copy !req
7. Uh...Copy !req
8. Was.Copy !req
9. Maybe tohru
didn't leave room for desert?Copy !req
10. Somethin' crunchy
in my pie.Copy !req
11. Thank you!Copy !req
12. Ahhh!Copy !req
13. Gimmie that ta—Copy !req
14. he was gonna
say "pie," right?Copy !req
15. Wha—?Copy !req
16. Grrr.Copy !req
17. Huh?Copy !req
18. 47 pies!Copy !req
19. A new record!Copy !req
20. After 9 centuries,Copy !req
21. all 12 talismans
have been recovered,Copy !req
22. yet I possess only 2,Copy !req
23. while Jackie chan has 10!Copy !req
24. You have failed me,
valmont!Copy !req
25. Now, shendu,Copy !req
26. just because chan's
locked them away
in section 13Copy !req
27. doesn't mean
we won't find them.Copy !req
28. The new year approaches!Copy !req
29. It is essential that I have
all 12 talismans before thenCopy !req
30. if you ever wish to lay eyes
upon the treasure
of o'in shi'huang.Copy !req
31. Tohru!Copy !req
32. Bring me Jackie chan.Copy !req
33. He will surrender
the location of section 13,Copy !req
34. with proper prodding.Copy !req
35. Chinese new year rocks!Copy !req
36. Especially the sweets.Copy !req
37. Jade.Copy !req
38. 2 more days
till new years.Copy !req
39. Aww.Copy !req
40. Hot cha!Copy !req
41. Jackie, the tiger talismanCopy !req
42. possess the power of balance.Copy !req
43. Cool!Copy !req
44. So, whoever has it
can't lose their—Copy !req
45. whoa!Copy !req
46. The kind of balance
your parents in Hong Kong
sent you here to learn.Copy !req
47. Within each and every one
of us lies conflicting forces:Copy !req
48. Yin and Yang,Copy !req
49. light and dark,Copy !req
50. good and evil.Copy !req
51. Like Jackie
àhas a dark side.Copy !req
52. I do.
Her name is Jade.Copy !req
53. Ba-dum-pum-tch!Copy !req
54. Balance? That's not
even a real power.Copy !req
55. Good. I will enjoy taking
this powerless talisman
to section 13,Copy !req
56. so we can put this quest
to rest.Copy !req
57. While Jade
will enjoy making tea
for her dear old uncle.Copy !req
58. Rrr.Copy !req
59. Huh?Copy !req
60. Cracked?Copy !req
61. How did...?Copy !req
62. Ahh.Copy !req
63. Whaa?Copy !req
64. Whoa!Copy !req
65. Whew. Mirror.Copy !req
66. Oh! Where's
the other half?Copy !req
67. Uncle!Copy !req
68. What is it?Copy !req
69. I stepped on a bug!Copy !req
70. Tea is ready,
dear uncle.Copy !req
71. Mmm. Good.Copy !req
72. Jackie!
That's my candy!Copy !req
73. Not any more.
Got milk?Copy !req
74. What happened
to Jackie?Copy !req
75. He is such
a crybaby!Copy !req
76. He's such
a jerk!Copy !req
77. He is in the library
weeping all over my research!Copy !req
78. No, he's in the kitchen,
raiding the fridge.Copy !req
79. Jackie?
Jackie?Copy !req
80. Whaa!
Whaa!Copy !req
81. Whaa!
Whaa!Copy !req
82. Hmm...Copy !req
83. When the talisman broke,Copy !req
84. Jackie's yin was separated
from his Yang.Copy !req
85. Whoa.Copy !req
86. Jackie-lite
and Jackie-dark.Copy !req
87. I am the dark side.Copy !req
88. I murdered a bug!Copy !req
89. You're the side
who ate my candy?Copy !req
90. You're evil!
Eviiiil!Copy !req
91. Not evil.Copy !req
92. Just lacking
sound judgementCopy !req
93. without his good side
to guide him.Copy !req
94. So, each of you
has half of the talisman?Copy !req
95. Good.Copy !req
96. You must
join them togetherCopy !req
97. to reunite
into one Jackie.Copy !req
98. Me and wimpy?Copy !req
99. Oh, please, no!Copy !req
100. He burps out loud
without saying "excuse me"!Copy !req
101. You must restore balance!Copy !req
102. But—ow!
But—ow!Copy !req
103. Ow!Copy !req
104. Oo, you will
pay for that!Copy !req
105. Ow!
Oh!Copy !req
106. Uh... Jackies?Copy !req
107. The dark hand.Copy !req
108. Hide the talisman!Copy !req
109. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
110. Laugh like circus clowns
while they scream for mercy.Copy !req
111. Run!Copy !req
112. Guess we'll never know
if 2 jackiesCopy !req
113. are better than—whoa!Copy !req
114. This is no place
for children!Copy !req
115. Chan, you're coming with—Copy !req
116. oh!Copy !req
117. Hey. You didn't even
let him finish.Copy !req
118. Ahh!
Whoa!Copy !req
119. Fighting is not nice.Copy !req
120. Get him!Copy !req
121. Jackie-lite
is still packin'
Jackie moves,Copy !req
122. but I bet he's gonna
need some "Jade dark"
to balance him out.Copy !req
123. Ow! Ugh! Ow!Copy !req
124. Seem like chan's
in a particularly
bad mood today?Copy !req
125. You mean the psycho?Copy !req
126. He copped my jacket!Copy !req
127. Oh, who cares?
Look what I copped.Copy !req
128. Hey!Copy !req
129. Grrr.Copy !req
130. Run!
Totally run!Copy !req
131. Hiyeee! Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
132. Grrrr.Copy !req
133. Ahhh!Copy !req
134. Ahhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
135. Huh. He'll never
catch us.Copy !req
136. Weren't we supposed
to catch him?Copy !req
137. Shut up.Copy !req
138. It's him!Copy !req
139. Ahh!Copy !req
140. Here. Take it.Copy !req
141. What, and spoil my fun?Copy !req
142. This better be good.Copy !req
143. Ahhhhhhh!Copy !req
144. Ahh!Copy !req
145. Chinese new year rocks!Copy !req
146. Half a talisman?Copy !req
147. It's a start, I suppose.Copy !req
148. Now tell me the location
of section 13 or—Copy !req
149. What is it?Copy !req
150. We got chan.Copy !req
151. I know.
He's right here.Copy !req
152. He is?Copy !req
153. No, he's not.
He's right here.Copy !req
154. Oh, hello.Copy !req
155. How are you?Copy !req
156. The tiger talisman
is the glueCopy !req
157. that binds
the conflicting powersCopy !req
158. of all the other talismansCopy !req
159. into one unified whole.Copy !req
160. If it was divided by chan,Copy !req
161. it is likely
that chan himself is dividedCopy !req
162. into light and dark.Copy !req
163. So, which chan
do we have?Copy !req
164. And when the fish
hit the road,Copy !req
165. you guys all went,
"bwaaa!"Copy !req
166. Ya know, chan,
you're all right.Copy !req
167. Yeah. Too bad
we gotta eliminate you.Copy !req
168. Eliminate me?Copy !req
169. Shh, shh.
It's big "v."Copy !req
170. Perhaps
there is another option.Copy !req
171. Bring me the talismans
from section 13,Copy !req
172. and I will make you rich.Copy !req
173. Works for me.Copy !req
174. Get in there.Copy !req
175. Are those seats
real leather?Copy !req
176. Oh, those poor cows!Copy !req
177. Section 13!
They're shootin'!Copy !req
178. Get down!Copy !req
179. Jade, this is terrible!Copy !req
180. I know, I know. I shouldn't
be playing with fireworks.Copy !req
181. Yes, that's very true.Copy !req
182. But even worse,Copy !req
183. those bad men
captured my other half!Copy !req
184. We need
section 13's help,Copy !req
185. but if captain black
sees you,Copy !req
186. he's never gonna believe
there's another youCopy !req
187. who needs rescuing.Copy !req
188. So you have to wait
here, capiche?Copy !req
189. Uh-huh.
Good.Copy !req
190. Now, hand me your half
of the talismanCopy !req
191. so I can put it
in the vault for
safekeeping.Copy !req
192. Captain black!Copy !req
193. The dark hand
captured Jackie!Copy !req
194. What? We've got to—Copy !req
195. you almost had me, scamp.Copy !req
196. But I'm serious!
He's in trouble!Copy !req
197. Now, now, Jade.Copy !req
198. I just saw Jackie.Copy !req
199. Look, there he goes again.Copy !req
200. Heh heh.Copy !req
201. You totally blew it!Copy !req
202. I told you
to wait outside!Copy !req
203. Cool jacket.Copy !req
204. Get your mitts off it.Copy !req
205. Grrr.Copy !req
206. Why are you being such a...Copy !req
207. Jerk?Copy !req
208. Brother!Copy !req
209. You're ok!Copy !req
210. Oh, are you
going fishing?Copy !req
211. Went.Copy !req
212. Talisman fishing.Copy !req
213. Oh! You're a bad boy.Copy !req
214. And you're ugly!Copy !req
215. Now, where's the other half
of the tiger?Copy !req
216. Oh, that tickles!Copy !req
217. Ugh!Copy !req
218. Aah!Copy !req
219. Ugh.Copy !req
220. Ok, meanie!
What are you—Copy !req
221. was I mean to you?Copy !req
222. Oh, I'm sorry!Copy !req
223. What are you
àdoing down here?Copy !req
224. I told you
to wait outside.Copy !req
225. The bad me
- stole the talismans.Copy !req
226. Most of them, anyway.Copy !req
227. You gotta stop him!Copy !req
228. I tried scolding him,
but—Copy !req
229. I mean "stop" him!Copy !req
230. You know...Copy !req
231. Hyah! Aiyyee! Hyah!
Hyah! Aiyyee! Hyah!Copy !req
232. Oh! Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
233. Fighting
is not nice.Copy !req
234. Rrr.Copy !req
235. Wait!Copy !req
236. You can't do this!Copy !req
237. If the dark hand
gets all the talismans,Copy !req
238. then something
really, really bad
is gonna happen!Copy !req
239. So?Copy !req
240. But you're not evil,
remember?Copy !req
241. Uncle said everyone
has yin and Yang.Copy !req
242. You can't be all Yang.Copy !req
243. Yang-dang-doodle.
Doobie-doobie-doo.Copy !req
244. Jackie.Copy !req
245. Hyah!Copy !req
246. I liked these.Copy !req
247. Oopsie?Copy !req
248. Hyaaah!Copy !req
249. Hyaaah!Copy !req
250. Ah, ah, ah.Copy !req
251. It's not nice to drop-kick
little girls.Copy !req
252. See? If he has
a fighting side,Copy !req
253. then you've gotta have
a, er, nice guy side.Copy !req
254. Once I give these
to valmont,Copy !req
255. I'll have
a rich guy side.Copy !req
256. Give me that,
you little gnat!Copy !req
257. Ah, ah, ah! Name-calling
is not nice, either.Copy !req
258. Jackie-lite may need
a little magic back-up.Copy !req
259. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
260. Ooh, let's get you
an icepack for that.Copy !req
261. Any sign of chan?Copy !req
262. No.Copy !req
263. Then get off
your tremendous behind!Copy !req
264. I want those talismans!Copy !req
265. Yes, master.Copy !req
266. Ow! Ooh!
Ow! Ooh!Copy !req
267. Smarts.Copy !req
268. I like the burn.Copy !req
269. Ahh!Copy !req
270. Hyah!Copy !req
271. Oh, I got you all dirty.Copy !req
272. Yes!Copy !req
273. These are not
the talismans!Copy !req
274. Let me go!Copy !req
275. Help!Copy !req
276. Jackie!Copy !req
277. Jade!Copy !req
278. Too bad.
I kinda liked her.Copy !req
279. She's scrappy.Copy !req
280. Oh! She's family!Copy !req
281. We have to save her!Copy !req
282. We do?Copy !req
283. You'll get to fight
more bad guys.Copy !req
284. 8... 9...Copy !req
285. 10 and 11.Copy !req
286. Yes. I can feel
my power returning.Copy !req
287. The statue talked?Copy !req
288. You guys are working
for a statue?Copy !req
289. Quiet!Copy !req
290. 111/2.Copy !req
291. What?Copy !req
292. Valmont and shendu:
Where is the other half?Copy !req
293. It's always tohru's fault.Copy !req
294. Everyone blames tohru.
Huh?Copy !req
295. So, which one's
on our side again?Copy !req
296. Jackie-dark:
Black's not my color.Copy !req
297. Come on down.Copy !req
298. Can't we get along?Copy !req
299. No! Stop, please!
Stop!Copy !req
300. I said "please."Copy !req
301. The chans
are in the building.Copy !req
302. They do not possess
the missing half.Copy !req
303. Well, it must be—Copy !req
304. somewhere.Copy !req
305. Hey, you have pretty decent
chops for such a big baby.Copy !req
306. Oh, I owe it all
to teamwork.Copy !req
307. Don't touch me.Copy !req
308. Jackie!Copy !req
309. Stop him!
He has all 12!Copy !req
310. Stop!
Stop!Copy !req
311. Hy—!
Hy!Copy !req
312. Game over, chan.Copy !req
313. Way over.Copy !req
314. I live!Copy !req
315. Rrrrrrrrr.Copy !req
316. Hey, Jackie?Copy !req
317. Yes?Copy !req
318. What's your favorite
junk food?Copy !req
319. My favorite junk food?Copy !req
320. My favorite
junk food...Copy !req
321. Ice creamCopy !req
322. yum yummy.Copy !req
323. I love ice cream.Copy !req
324. Chocolate,Copy !req
325. vanilla,
strawberry.Copy !req
326. That's all. Mostly
I like ice cream,Copy !req
327. but after I ate
ice cream today—Copy !req
328. chocolate—Copy !req
329. more punching,
more kicking.Copy !req
330. Ow!Copy !req
331. Let's go to eat
some ice cream.Copy !req