1. How much is that doggy
in the windmill?Copy !req
2. Ha!Copy !req
3. Hey, good boy!Copy !req
4. Chan!Copy !req
5. The ta—
talisman?Copy !req
6. Uh, what talisman?Copy !req
7. The one the dragons
indicate.Copy !req
8. Oh! This talisman!Copy !req
9. Grr!Copy !req
10. You know, tohru,Copy !req
11. you really
should considerCopy !req
12. coming over
to the good side.Copy !req
13. Section 13
has a marvelous
dental plan,Copy !req
14. and every Thursday
is donut day.Copy !req
15. Unh!Copy !req
16. Whoa! Uhh!Copy !req
17. Unh! Grr!Copy !req
18. Argh!Copy !req
19. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Have a nice day!Copy !req
20. Chan!Copy !req
21. Aah! Unh!Copy !req
22. Hmm?Copy !req
23. Time to walk the dog.Copy !req
24. Hello?Copy !req
25. Jumping jackal? It's
me... Fearless hyena.Copy !req
26. Jade?
Shh!Copy !req
27. Wise old goat
roams near.Copy !req
28. What?Copy !req
29. Ancient rabbit has
very long ears.Copy !req
30. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
31. It's uncle's
birthday!Copy !req
32. Where are you?Copy !req
33. Ugh! My flight
had a layoverCopy !req
34. in Bavaria.Copy !req
35. If I never see
Bavaria again—Copy !req
36. jackal, this isn't
about you.Copy !req
37. Don't worry, Jade.Copy !req
38. My plane will arrive
in plenty of timeCopy !req
39. for "operation: Surprise"Copy !req
40. cool! So, what
did you get him?Copy !req
41. Uh—Copy !req
42. p.A.: Flight 19
to San FranciscoCopy !req
43. is now boarding.Copy !req
44. Uh, that's me!
See you soon! Bye!Copy !req
45. Chocolate, cheese...Copy !req
46. Lederhosen? Oh!Copy !req
47. Bavaria!Copy !req
48. Jade? Jade!Copy !req
49. Jade!Copy !req
50. Ugh!Copy !req
51. Uncle, you scared me.Copy !req
52. And the rock
and roll noiseCopy !req
53. is scaring away
the customers.Copy !req
54. Tsk! It's hip-hop, duh!Copy !req
55. Come on, uncle coolio.
I'll teach you some moves.Copy !req
56. Ugh! My hip
does not hop.Copy !req
57. Sure it does.Copy !req
58. You just gotta move with
the grandmaster groove.Copy !req
59. Ohh!Copy !req
60. Ohh!Copy !req
61. I am like
that antique.Copy !req
62. Uh, valuable?Copy !req
63. Old and brittle.Copy !req
64. Jade & Jackie:
Happy birthday, uncle!Copy !req
65. Heh heh!Copy !req
66. I was all possessed
that dayCopy !req
67. but my hair
looks good.Copy !req
68. And, uh, hey,
funny moose!Copy !req
69. I will Cherish it,
Jade.Copy !req
70. What did you bring me?Copy !req
71. Ta-da!Copy !req
72. Oh, chocolate
stains my teeth,Copy !req
73. and cheese makes my—Copy !req
74. um, none of your business.Copy !req
75. Uh—oh!Copy !req
76. I brought you
one more thing.Copy !req
77. It's your sign.Copy !req
78. So how old
are you, uncle?Copy !req
79. Jade!
Er,
in dog years?Copy !req
80. I will do research now.Copy !req
81. But, uncle,
we have cake!Copy !req
82. You have
to celebrate!Copy !req
83. When I am
- another year younger,Copy !req
84. then I will celebrate.Copy !req
85. You failed to retrieve
the talisman...Copy !req
86. And you sat on this.Copy !req
87. The seeking device
was forged by magic.Copy !req
88. Such things are hard
to come by.Copy !req
89. Apologies, master.Copy !req
90. Perhaps the time has comeCopy !req
91. to have a freelancer
lead future missions.Copy !req
92. No need, master.Copy !req
93. I will do better.Copy !req
94. Ahh, too late.Copy !req
95. Tohru,
meet hak foo.Copy !req
96. Hmm, black tiger.Copy !req
97. He does not look
so ferocious.Copy !req
98. Angry crow
takes flight!Copy !req
99. Hyah!Copy !req
100. Emu stands
on mountain top!Copy !req
101. Monkey plucks 2 peaches!Copy !req
102. Ye-ahh.Copy !req
103. Uh, looks can be
deceiving.Copy !req
104. "The dog talisman
is best friend to man:Copy !req
105. "It restores youthful energy
to its holder...Copy !req
106. And grants eternal life."Copy !req
107. Hmm.Copy !req
108. Immortality.Copy !req
109. Jackie, has uncle
always been, like, all,Copy !req
110. you know, uncle-y?Copy !req
111. No, Jade.Copy !req
112. When uncle was young,Copy !req
113. he was just like me.Copy !req
114. Does that mean
you're gonna be grouchy,Copy !req
115. constipated,
and smell like garlicCopy !req
116. when you're uncle's age?Copy !req
117. Oh, Jade,
respect your elders...Copy !req
118. Both of us.Copy !req
119. Whaa!Copy !req
120. What? What is it?Copy !req
121. A talisman...Copy !req
122. Made of chocolate.Copy !req
123. The pig
is one of the signsCopy !req
124. of the Chinese zodiac
that we haven't yet located.Copy !req
125. And these
ferkel's chocolatesCopy !req
126. are clearly modeled
after the pig talisman.Copy !req
127. So once again
I am off to Bavaria.Copy !req
128. I could use
a change of scenery.Copy !req
129. I will go with you.Copy !req
130. Awesome.Copy !req
131. No baby-sitter means
I get to go, too.Copy !req
132. B-b-b-b-but, uncle,Copy !req
133. you never leave the shop.Copy !req
134. And what about
the dog talisman?Copy !req
135. Bah, research can wait.Copy !req
136. Hyah!Copy !req
137. Whoa.Copy !req
138. Ha-cha-cha-cha.
So...Copy !req
139. What are we waiting for?Copy !req
140. The mainframe indicatesCopy !req
141. that one Mr. chan
has purchasedCopy !req
142. 3 airline tickets
to Bavaria.Copy !req
143. The dark hand jet awaits.Copy !req
144. Uh, tohru, be a sport
and tag alongCopy !req
145. in the event hak foo
requires your services.Copy !req
146. And when you meet
our friend Jackie chan?Copy !req
147. Smashing melon fist!Copy !req
148. I will do some sleuthing
at the chocolate factory,
Jade,Copy !req
149. but I think it's best
that you stay with...Copy !req
150. Uncle.Copy !req
151. You know, Jade,Copy !req
152. they have hip-hop
here in Bavaria.Copy !req
153. Really?Copy !req
154. Yes.
They call it oompah.Copy !req
155. Hmmph!Copy !req
156. So, uh...Copy !req
157. Where shall we begin
our search for the talisman?Copy !req
158. I don't know.Copy !req
159. You sat on
- the seeking device,
remember?Copy !req
160. Ahem. Well...Copy !req
161. The only talismans
left to be foundCopy !req
162. are the tiger and...Copy !req
163. The pig.Copy !req
164. Remain here
and stand watch—Copy !req
165. and I mean stand.Copy !req
166. Less chance
you'll break something.Copy !req
167. You see, Mr. chan,Copy !req
168. great great
grandpapa ferkelCopy !req
169. devised a unique methodCopy !req
170. of melting mass quantities
of cocoa beans.Copy !req
171. But grandpapa was
a superstitious manCopy !req
172. and took the secret
to his grave.Copy !req
173. So, all the modern equipment
you see around youCopy !req
174. performs essentially
the same task,Copy !req
175. locking in wholesome
chocolatey goodness.Copy !req
176. Oh, interesting.Copy !req
177. Grandpapa was also
a very generous manCopy !req
178. and donated the clock tower
to the town.Copy !req
179. What can you tell me
about the pig?Copy !req
180. Elwin? Oh, ho ho.Copy !req
181. Everyone loves elwinschwein.Copy !req
182. Grandpapa considered pigs
to be his lucky animal.Copy !req
183. No one quite knows why.Copy !req
184. Perhaps because he found
a pig talisman?Copy !req
185. I'm sorry?Copy !req
186. Uhh, nothing.Copy !req
187. And I thought
your hip didn't hop.Copy !req
188. Ha-cha-cha-cha.
Uncle.Copy !req
189. Hello! Cheese?Copy !req
190. Yummy.Copy !req
191. But cheese
gums up your...Copy !req
192. Something's different
about you.Copy !req
193. Eeh, like what?Copy !req
194. Well, for one thing,Copy !req
195. you haven't said
"one more thing"Copy !req
196. since we got here.Copy !req
197. Uhh...Copy !req
198. Come on, uncle,
please.Copy !req
199. You can tell me.Copy !req
200. No way.Copy !req
201. Way.Copy !req
202. Uncle,
- that is so cool.Copy !req
203. It's giving you
the power to,Copy !req
204. uh, be cool
and stuff.Copy !req
205. You're gonna
keep it, right?Copy !req
206. Hmmm.Copy !req
207. Jade & uncle:
The talisman!Copy !req
208. Hak foo:
Seeking a talisman?Copy !req
209. Only counterfeits here.Copy !req
210. Do I know you?Copy !req
211. I am hak foo:Copy !req
212. The last human
- you will ever lay eyes upon.Copy !req
213. Mantis boxing style!
What?Copy !req
214. Serpent pounce
technique!Copy !req
215. Float like
lotus blossom!Copy !req
216. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
217. Sting like scorpion!
Aah.Copy !req
218. Unh!Copy !req
219. Flamingo stance.Copy !req
220. Oh, these little piggies
went to the market.Copy !req
221. Flying dragon
corkscrew!Copy !req
222. Cat lands on feet
and bares claws!Copy !req
223. Cat shakes off water.Copy !req
224. Cat tears
squirrel's head off!Copy !req
225. Aah!Copy !req
226. Ooh!Copy !req
227. Baboon leave
tuccus exposed.Copy !req
228. Hungry crane
diving for shrimp!Copy !req
229. Black tiger
crushes chan.Copy !req
230. You, tiger man...Copy !req
231. Remove your feet
from Jackie.Copy !req
232. What's a Jackie?Copy !req
233. Take your leave
or feel the burn.Copy !req
234. You talk the talk,Copy !req
235. but can you
walk the walk?Copy !req
236. Uncle, this guy
beat Jackie.Copy !req
237. Monkey plucks 2 peaches!Copy !req
238. Huh?Copy !req
239. Whoa.Copy !req
240. Gorilla snaps frail twig!Copy !req
241. Guh-oh, whoo-hoo.Copy !req
242. Twig may be frail,Copy !req
243. but roots are slippery.Copy !req
244. Jackie?Copy !req
245. Uncle?Copy !req
246. Rabbit punch!Copy !req
247. Mule kick!
Lobster claw!Copy !req
248. Cobra coil!
Oyster shuck!Copy !req
249. Duck stomp!Copy !req
250. Ow.Copy !req
251. Grrrr.Copy !req
252. Angry crow takes flight!Copy !req
253. Thank you for sharing,
angry crow!Copy !req
254. Jade, uncle just leapt
20 feet into the air.Copy !req
255. Go, uncle!Copy !req
256. Hmmm.Copy !req
257. Elephant thrusts its leg!Copy !req
258. Baaah!Copy !req
259. Uncle!Copy !req
260. Heh heh.Copy !req
261. I meant fist.Copy !req
262. Uncle!Copy !req
263. Uncle,
are you ok?Copy !req
264. Say something.Copy !req
265. Retire from
talisman hunting, chan.Copy !req
266. It is a hazardous
occupation.Copy !req
267. Jade & Jackie:
Uncle! Uncle!Copy !req
268. Uncle's voice:
Uncle!Copy !req
269. Uncle!Copy !req
270. Yes, uncle?Copy !req
271. What happened?
- You got such a whupping.Copy !req
272. Big mouth had a big fist.Copy !req
273. One more thing:Copy !req
274. There's work to do.Copy !req
275. You must acquire
the pig talismanCopy !req
276. and discover the power
it possesses.Copy !req
277. But I am dead.Copy !req
278. Aiyaaa!Copy !req
279. How can you be dead?Copy !req
280. You are wearing the
immortality talisman.Copy !req
281. Oh, right.Copy !req
282. One more thing...Copy !req
283. Ow!Copy !req
284. Uncle, you're ok!Copy !req
285. Err, see?Copy !req
286. Lots of garlic
is good for you.Copy !req
287. We must get
the pig talismanCopy !req
288. before the big mouth
finds it.Copy !req
289. But we don't know
where it is.Copy !req
290. Oh, yes we do.Copy !req
291. See the oinker
at 12 o'clock?Copy !req
292. Elwin's sportin'
a pork pie hat.Copy !req
293. We saw it earlier
when the clock chimed.Copy !req
294. Huh? Oh, ooh.Copy !req
295. Tohru!Copy !req
296. Many thanks...Copy !req
297. For leading us
to the prize.Copy !req
298. You are not welcome.Copy !req
299. You!Copy !req
300. But elephant fist!Copy !req
301. Why so afraid?Copy !req
302. He is an old man.Copy !req
303. Uh-yuh-uh-
yuh-uh-yuh!Copy !req
304. 3 against one.
We can take him!Copy !req
305. Jade,
the talisman.Copy !req
306. Uh, right.Copy !req
307. You, family-size,Copy !req
308. stop the girl!
Sit on her!Copy !req
309. Do something!Copy !req
310. Grrrr!Copy !req
311. Tiger slaughters 2 lambs!Copy !req
312. You've been
working out.Copy !req
313. Pfft. Like riding
a bicycle.Copy !req
314. Unh!
Uh!Copy !req
315. Unh! Uh! Unh! Uh!Copy !req
316. Going up.Copy !req
317. Whah!Copy !req
318. Jackie!Copy !req
319. Give me...Copy !req
320. That.Copy !req
321. The lucky pig was
how grandpapa ferkelCopy !req
322. melted his cocoa beans.Copy !req
323. Heat-beam eye-blast?Copy !req
324. Heat-beam eye-blast!Copy !req
325. Time is not
on his side.Copy !req
326. Freelancer.Copy !req
327. Heat-beam eye-blast.Copy !req
328. Hak foo: Ow.Copy !req
329. Save Jade!Copy !req
330. Bwaaaaaah!Copy !req
331. Aaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
332. Whoa!
Aaah!Copy !req
333. Unh!Copy !req
334. Huh. Oh.Copy !req
335. Whoo-eee.Copy !req
336. I will just go fetch
the pig talismanCopy !req
337. while I am up.Copy !req
338. Uncle...Copy !req
339. Explain.Copy !req
340. Jackie, thank you
for allowing meCopy !req
341. to re-experience
my youth.Copy !req
342. But being young
is too dangerousCopy !req
343. and exhausting!Copy !req
344. Uncle needs a nap.Copy !req
345. You earned it,
uncle.Copy !req
346. See, Jade?Copy !req
347. As tohru demonstrated,Copy !req
348. one cannot turn back
the hands of time.Copy !req
349. Hey, Jackie?Copy !req
350. Yes.Copy !req
351. Do you know how to cook?Copy !req
352. Yes.Copy !req
353. I know how to cook an eggCopy !req
354. and also a lot of fruitsCopy !req
355. and water and juiceCopy !req
356. and... Noodles.Copy !req
357. Anything quick.Copy !req
358. Scrambled eggs,
sunny-side up,Copy !req
359. and I can cook toast.Copy !req
360. And all kind of eggs.Copy !req
361. Actually I am a terrible cook
but I love to eat.Copy !req
362. If you ask me that's
my answer.Copy !req