Jackie Chan Adventures 1x1

Julian Sands as Valmont (voice) • Clancy Brown as Ratso / Captain Black (voice) • Adam Baldwin as Finn (voice)

Captain Black hires Jackie Chan to a secret government agency - Section 13, to track down the artifacts pursued by the Dark Hand, a crime organization far darker than anyone could have known. Also, Jackie's 11-year-old niece came to visit from Hong Kong and finds herself willing to help in the fight against evil. Jackie must gather up all 12 magical talismans that the Dark Hand had started retrieving before the Dark Hand does.

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1. And mad king Ludwig

2. would invite guests into the castle linderhof,

3. where they would fall victim

4. to any of his dozens of deadly traps.

5. Rude.

6. Huh. That's why his name was not "lovable Ludwig"

7. or "good neighbor king of Bavaria."

8. Ohh! Stand back.

9. Ah, come on.

10. What are the odds that these traps still—

11. yeeh.

12. Ludwig's lost treasure.

13. I'm sure the Booty is booby-trapped, so don't—

14. Touch anything.

15. Go! Go! Go!

16. Ohh!

17. Bad day.

18. Ha! Bad day! Bad day!

19. Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!

20. Snowboarding works much better with snow.

21. Follow him.

22. Follow him.

23. What is it, uncle?

24. Come, give uncle a hug.

25. Ow!

26. You did not make coffee this morning.

27. Coffee is the only thing

28. keeping uncle's ancient heart beating.

29. You want dead uncle?

30. No? Then you make coffee.

31. Ok.

32. One more thing.

33. You received phone call from the university.

34. They want you to translate parchments.

35. Ok.

36. One more thing.

37. I cannot read these inscriptions.

38. Very old writing.

39. I must go in back, look at my journals.

40. Ok.

41. One more thing.

42. This is Jade, your niece.

43. She will live with you for a year. Ok?

44. Ok.

45. I have a niece?

46. Your cousin shin's girl from Hong Kong.

47. Jade is not behaving well there—

48. doing poorly in school.

49. Your cousin thinks she will do better in America with you.

50. Uh, nobody asked me!

51. Did not want to bother you.

52. Now, you both get acquainted while I go do work.

53. But I don't know anything about children.

54. Hello.

55. I am Jackie.

56. Hmm. No English.

57. Ne ho ma?

58. Welcome to uncle's rare finds.

59. How can I help you?

60. You're Jackie chan, the archeologist?

61. Oh, I dabble in the study of past civilizations.

62. Well, we are aware that you recently

63. dabbled a shield from a bavarian castle.

64. Our extremely wealthy employer

65. is interested in purchasing that shield.

66. I'm sorry.

67. I already donated that piece to the university.

68. Really?

69. Aah!

70. It would be in your family's best interests

71. to undonate the shield, Mr. chan,

72. by this time tomorrow.

73. Did they buy anything?

74. No.

75. You terrible salesman.

76. Watch the girl and hide the shield.

77. Where am I going to hide a big shield?

78. Where did I put it?

79. Whoa!

80. Hey! - Aah!

81. Ow!

82. Heh. That will buff right out.

83. Nya nya!

84. Electric swords?

85. Aah! Aah! - Aah!

86. Ow!

87. No more playtime! Go! Go! Go!

88. Let's get out of here!

89. Aah!

90. Hey! What the—

91. wow.

92. Let's get out of here.

93. Jade?

94. Now he's coming to.

95. Aah!

96. Augustus black!

97. What are you doing here?

98. Oh, what am I doing here?

99. I'm afraid it's official business, my friend.

100. I didn't think these were your backup singers.

101. Where have you been? I don't hear from you for 6 years.

102. Boom! You're in San Francisco saving my butt.

103. Whoa. Those thugs must have knocked me out.

104. Actually, I knocked you out.

105. Why did you do that?

106. Jackie.

107. I thought we were friends.

108. We are, Jackie.

109. I'm sorry, but this location must remain secret.

110. Oh, yes. I can see this is some very special garbage.

111. Jackie—

112. maybe I'll see you in another 6 years.

113. Excuse me while I call a cab.

114. Uh, Jackie—

115. Unh.

116. Tried to warn you.

117. How did you get down here?

118. The stairs.

119. Follow me.

120. Jackie, welcome to section 13.

121. I thought you were with interpol.

122. Even when you knew me then,

123. I was shepherding this agency in secret.

124. You're a spy?

125. They're spies?

126. Law enforcement, Jackie...

127. Elite special forces.

128. So why give me the big tour?

129. We are aware that you've recently acquired

130. an artifact in Bavaria.

131. Why does everyone know this?

132. Jackie?

133. You are the second one

134. to ask me about the shield today.

135. As I feared.

136. Want to fill me in?

137. Section 13 was founded

138. to investigate large-scale international crimes—

139. crimes which it seems can often be traced

140. to a syndicate called the dark hand.

141. The dark hand has connections

142. to nearly every criminal activity in existence.

143. Their leader is this man—

144. valmont.

145. You are telling me one man stopped you?

146. Uh, yes, but—

147. 3 of my enforcers

148. armed with high-tech weapons

149. were defeated by an archeologist?

150. Did we mention he had windshield wipers?

151. Tohru.

152. Uh-oh. - Whoa!

153. Whoa.

154. Tohru, can't breathe.

155. Enough.

156. Tohru, bring me the shield.

157. While your tohru impresses, valmont,

158. perhaps he should be aided by...

159. The shadowkahn.

160. As you wish, shendu.

161. We recently learned that the dark hand

162. has a sudden interest in collecting certain historical artifacts.

163. Why?

164. Unknown,

165. but with this new development,

166. section 13 could use an archeology expert such as yourself.

167. Oh, I'm really just an amateur.

168. A wise and talented amateur

169. whom I know and trust.

170. But my university work—

171. it wouldn't be full-time, Jackie.

172. Research only, - to help us stay one step ahead of valmont.

173. I will consider it.

174. Whoa! - Watch it!

175. Jackie!

176. Who is that?

177. No relation.

178. Whoa! - Whoa!

179. Stand back.

180. Jackie, grab on!

181. I'm busting you outta here.

182. You speak English?

183. Sorry!

184. Look out!

185. Sorry! Heads up!

186. Look out!

187. Sorry!

188. Aah!

189. Jackie, how many fingers do you see?

190. Look. Fishies.

191. Let go of me!

192. Young lady, how did you get in here?

193. The stairs.

194. Where did you get the bike?

195. You could have been hurt.

196. I snuck it out of their garage.

197. Knew we'd need it to blow this taco stand.

198. So, we outta here?

199. Jade, these people are my friends.

200. Your friends knocked you out

201. and took you to a supersecret underground base?

202. Uh, yes.

203. America is so cool!

204. Care to explain how our security was penetrated by a child?

205. I'm not a child.

206. I'm Jackie's niece.

207. Didn't know - you had a niece, Jackie.

208. Join the club.

209. Jade— - come on,

210. just admit, wasn't I brave?

211. Yes, but you also need wisdom

212. to know when challenges are too big.

213. Courage without wisdom is foolishness. Understand?

214. Uh, my English must not be too good.

215. Hello?

216. Uncle, on phone: Jackie.

217. Uncle. - Where are you?

218. Uh, can't say.

219. Oh, one more thing. Have you seen Jade?

220. Yes, she's with me.

221. See? I knew you two would get along.

222. One more thing.

223. I have been doing research on the shield.

224. Jackie, I have found what the inscriptions mean.

225. They are incantations.

226. Incantations?

227. Magic. Very powerful,

228. but the shield not important.

229. Of course the shield is important, uncle.

230. Everybody I meet today wants the shield.

231. No, shield not important.

232. The shield.

233. Uncle?

234. Uncle?

235. Uncle!

236. Uncle? Uncle?

237. Your uncle is fine for now, Mr. chan,

238. but every hour I do not possess the shield...

239. Yes, yes, I understand.

240. I will bring it. I will tell no one.

241. A favor, between friends. Watch my niece.

242. Jackie, where are you—

243. please, don't ask questions.

244. All right, young lady—

245. ok, where would uncle hide the shield?

246. Hmm.

247. Hi! - Aah!

248. How did you—

249. the stairs.

250. Well, take these stairs to your room.

251. Oh, let me help.

252. Uncle is my uncle, too— I think.

253. Fine. Help find the shield.

254. Yeeah!

255. Yeow!

256. This it?

257. Yes!

258. I must be getting that wisdom

259. you were talking about.

260. Thank you.

261. Now go to your room.

262. Uncle's up there, huh?

263. You speak English?

264. You know I do.

265. So what part of "go to your room"

266. do you not understand?

267. Aww.

268. Stay here,

269. or I'll put you on the first flight

270. back to Hong Kong.

271. Scout's honor.

272. Tch, like I'm a scout.

273. The shield.

274. Why does your employer want it?

275. That is not your concern.

276. Okey-dokey, you want the shield,

277. catch!

278. Fool. Say sayonara to your uncle!

279. Huh?

280. Arrgh!

281. I bet I run faster than you.

282. Come and get it?

283. Aah!

284. Hurry, uncle!

285. Ai-ah.

286. Yaah!

287. Jackie!

288. Mine!

289. Oof! - Oof!

290. The shield.

291. Yaah!

292. Heh heh.

293. Honest! It's a research position.

294. Jackie, I never meant for your family

295. to get involved in this.

296. It's not your fault.

297. The dark hand was after the shield.

298. Ow!

299. I told you!

300. Shield not important.

301. The talisman in the center of the shield is.

302. That is where the magic lies.

303. Uh, don't you worry. We'll be sure to look into that

304. once we - reclaim the talisman from the dark hand.

305. Don't need to.

306. Admit it.

307. I'm getting wise.

308. Master.

309. Shendu and valmont: Tohru.

310. What?

311. One more thing.

312. See the markings?

313. Sign of the rooster, from the Chinese zodiac.

314. There are 11 more talismans where that came from.

315. And my gut tells me the dark hand's after them, too.

316. You on board, Jackie?

317. Uh... Absolutely.

318. Hey, Jackie, what inspired you to make this TV show?

319. When I was young, I always like cartoon.

320. I really hoped someday I want to be a cartoon character.

321. Cartoon can do all kind things I cannot do in my real life.

322. After so many, so many, so many years later,

323. the people, the children still can remember me.

324. Today my dream come true.

325. I love cartoon.