Jackie Chan Adventures 1x9

Julian Sands as Valmont (voice) • Clancy Brown as Ratso / Captain Black (voice) • Adam Baldwin as Finn (voice)

Jackie is poisoned by the Dark Hand and will give him the antidote for the talismans. Jade steals all the talismans, while the Dark Hand destroys the antidote. When Jackie fully turns to stone, the Horse Talisman heals him.

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1. You're not gonna get away with this, chan.

2. Hey, hey, hey! Where you goin'?

3. "Hey" is for horses.

4. Speaking of which,

5. I'm the winner by a nose.

6. Chan!

7. Aah!

8. Hunh!

9. After him!

10. Chan jacked my gear!

11. Snowboard!

12. huh! Unh!

13. Aah, uhh!

14. "Quiet! Avalanche zone"?

15. Unh!

16. Shhhh!

17. guys, wait up!

18. Quiet.

19. What?

20. Be quiet!

21. Ooh.

22. Ooh, mama.

23. Whaaaa! Whoa!

24. Hmm?

25. Living large...

26. Extra large.

27. Ah-choo!

28. Ah-choo!

29. Ah-ah-choo!

30. Cover your mouth.

31. Big "v,"

32. you th-think you could turn up the h-heat?

33. Allow me.

34. That's plenty.

35. Much obliged.

36. Careful, shendu.

37. If you charbroil the help,

38. they'll never find the next talisman.

39. The next talisman is insufficient, valmont.

40. I need all 12 to shed this petrified form

41. and regain my true powers.

42. We are working on it, shendu.

43. With your customary ineptitude.

44. Once again, this chan has snatched a talisman

45. from your so-called professionals.

46. Too bad chan ain't workin' for us.

47. Hmm.

48. Perhaps he can be persuaded.

49. Level one security card?

50. Check.

51. I punched in your birthday, captain black.

52. Invalid code. Nice try, though.

53. It's not polite to hack into security systems

54. that don't belong to you.

55. I saw a 7!

56. Whoa, slow down, little lady.

57. The entire floor is a sensor field.

58. Shall we put horsey in the stable?

59. You mean the talisman?

60. You didn't bring it?

61. Uh, no.

62. Uncle's still trying to research what magic...

63. It has.

64. Heh heh. Uh, uncle and his crazy hobbies.

65. "Namsilat?"

66. Talisman spelled backward, duh.

67. You get an "a" for effort, smarty pants.

68. But not only is section 13 top secret...

69. It's impenetrable.

70. This potion should accommodate

71. your needs perfectly, valmont.

72. Then by this time tomorrow,

73. chan will have no choice

74. but to work for the dark hand.

75. Now for the bait.

76. I have translated the inscription

77. on the back of the talisman.

78. A very perplexing riddle.

79. "If activated, the noble horse

80. expels all alien forces within."

81. Hmm.

82. I bet those alien forces inside the talisman

83. fly out and latch onto human brains

84. and turn people into mind-control zombies

85. to conquer the world.

86. Eh, the alien forces signal the mother ship

87. to launch an invasion?

88. This isn't the martian talisman?

89. There is no such thing as martians!

90. The talismans are magic.

91. Hello?

92. Jackie, the mainframe located another bogey.

93. Pack your toothbrush.

94. You're going to mount rushmore,

95. south Dakota.

96. I'm on my way.

97. Let's rock.

98. Uh, uncle needs you.

99. You, uh, you were this close

100. to solving the riddle of the talisman.

101. Let's crack that code.

102. Unh!

103. Uhh!

104. The talisman couldn't be in the gift shop?

105. Ahh.

106. What big eyes you have.

107. Don't blink, Mr. president.

108. Huh?

109. The snake talisman?

110. We already got that one.

111. Ye-aah!

112. Ohh.

113. Oh-ohh.

114. Valmont.

115. Upsy-Daisy.

116. Ooh, snake bite. Could be fatal.

117. You bring me all the way out here

118. to poison me?

119. A rather appropriate lure, since the venom

120. now rushing through your veins

121. will soon turn you to stone.

122. Just because I believe in magic talismans

123. doesn't mean I am gullible.

124. Visual aid.

125. In 12 hours, Mr. chan,

126. you shall be among the statuesque.

127. The venom takes 12 hours to fully infect humans.

128. Fortunately for you, an antidote does exist.

129. I can provide you with that antidote, Mr. chan.

130. What's the catch?

131. An exchange of goods:

132. The cure to your affliction

133. for the talismans in section 13.

134. Should you decide you're interested in my offer,

135. you may rendezvous with my men

136. at coit tower in exactly 11 hours, 52 minutes.

137. And don't forget the talismans.

138. Ugh!

139. Where is the antidote?

140. You think I'd be foolish enough

141. to bring it with me?

142. Uhh-aah!

143. Uh-uh-uh.

144. Need those talismans.

145. Ulp.

146. Ach! Urgh.

147. Ech.

148. Ah, so it begins.

149. Time is a-wasting, Mr. chan,

150. and it's a 2-hour flight back to San Francisco.

151. You're turning to stone?

152. I have until 6 A.M.

153. Valmont's men will be waiting

154. with the antidote at coit tower.

155. Wh-what are we gonna do?

156. The riddle of the horse talisman can wait.

157. I will make an antidote.

158. But, uncle,

159. we don't know the formula.

160. Bah! Mine will be just as good.

161. Swallow.

162. That's the antidote?

163. No. Fermented beetle larva is good protein.

164. Drink.

165. Oof.

166. Gee-heh. Ach!

167. Gee-yee-aah.

168. What? What is it?

169. Nothing.

170. Don't—don't look in the mirror.

171. What? Aaaaaah!

172. I told you not to look in the mirror!

173. Oh! I am a lizard!

174. I will become a stone lizard!

175. See? Reptiles shed their skin.

176. No problem.

177. Uh, did the antidote work?

178. Eh, huh, ach!

179. Guess not.

180. Maybe captain black could get

181. the section 13 doctors to help.

182. Pfft, modern medicine has no power

183. over ancient spells.

184. I will make another antidote.

185. - Jade: Jackie? - Aah!

186. Jackie, you have to give the talismans to valmont.

187. I can't.

188. According to the legend,

189. the power in each talisman is nothing

190. compared to the power of all 12 combined.

191. But if you're all turned to stone,

192. who's gonna stop the dark hand

193. from getting the talismans anyway?

194. That's captain black's department.

195. I'm just research, remember?

196. Jackie, please!

197. I don't want a Boulder for an uncle.

198. Captain black,

199. I need a ride back to section 13 for Jade.

200. It's past her bedtime.

201. Ok. If that's the way you want it.

202. It was 3 digits ending in 7.

203. 3 digits, 7?

204. Captain black, I got your number.

205. The only way to save Jackie is Jackie-style.

206. I have a new antidote.

207. This may sting.

208. Unh!

209. Hmm.

210. Yes?

211. She what?

212. Caught it all on tape. Jade's made her point.

213. She can be an agent when she grows up.

214. Now tell her to return the goods.

215. Yes, I will tell her.

216. Valmont had to pick the draftiest place in town.

217. Should've called in sick.

218. Could I bum a tissue?

219. All right, you sickos.

220. Let's get down to business.

221. Ain't it past your bedtime?

222. Where's chan?

223. Never mind him.

224. I've got everything you want...

225. Right here.

226. Well?

227. How do I know

228. that antidote's the real deal?

229. That'll work.

230. Ah-ah-choo!

231. The talismans.

232. Jade, don't!

233. Aah-ohh.

234. I have to, Jackie.

235. You're running out of time.

236. Thank you.

237. No!

238. Oh-aah? Unh.

239. One is missing.

240. No way!

241. I cleaned out the vault.

242. I forgot the horse one at uncle's.

243. Um, if you give me the antidote,

244. I really for sure promise to get you the other one.

245. Scout's honor?

246. Tsk, like she's a scout.

247. Noooo!

248. Why?

249. Ah-choo!

250. Because chan makes me sick!

251. Jackie.

252. Don't worry, Jade. Uncle will come through.

253. We don't need your stinking antidote!

254. Unh! Uhh! Unh!

255. Unh, oh, uhh.

256. Ow!

257. Ooh.

258. Aah!

259. Grrr.

260. Oh, aah.

261. Oh, that doesn't hurt at all.

262. Unh! Hey, give me that!

263. Unh! No fair! Hey, stop it!

264. Jackie!

265. Uncle!

266. You found the antidote?

267. No. I brought the horse talisman

268. to trade for their antidote.

269. Ohh.

270. One more thing: I also brought

271. the antidotes that did not work.

272. Maybe if I mix them together.

273. Aieeeyaaa!

274. Ah-ah-ah-ah-choo!

275. Gesundheit.

276. Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

277. Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh!

278. Uhh-uhh-urr-uhh-uhh-uhh!

279. Ow.

280. That ought to keep him,

281. unless this is the sprout-wings-and-fly talisman.

282. Get her!

283. Jade!

284. The dark hand will— ooga-ugh!

285. Never have—gulp!

286. All 12...

287. Jackie!

288. A dollar says his hand'll snap right off.

289. Deal. Deal.

290. You stay away from him!

291. Oops. Uhh, unh!

292. Heh, heh.

293. 2 more things...

294. Hey!

295. Aah! Aah!

296. Oof! Oof!

297. Aah!

298. Oh, Jackie.

299. He was very brave.

300. I miss him, uncle.

301. He left a fine memorial for us:

302. Looks just like him.

303. We could put him in the garden.

304. Or outside the shop to ward away evil.

305. Ahh.

306. My cold is gone, like magic.

307. "The noble horse expels all alien forces within."

308. The riddle!

309. It doesn't mean aliens within the talisman.

310. It means aliens within the sick person holding the talisman.

311. The horse is the healing talisman.

312. Think it only works on colds?

313. The talisman.

314. How'd tohru activate it? How?

315. Ah-choo!

316. Hey.

317. Hey!

318. Hyah!

319. Aroo-uhh-uhh, uhh-ugh-uhh.

320. Uhh-uhh-urr-uhh-uhh-uhh.

321. Ow!

322. Jackie!

323. Ohh.

324. I told you I would bring the antidote.

325. You must never question uncle!

326. Thank you both.

327. Now, we have some talismans to return.

328. I've got some explaining to do, huh?

329. We will just tell captain black

330. we were between a rock and a hard place.

331. Heh heh.

332. Hey, Jackie,

333. do you have a favorite color?

334. My favorite color:

335. White, blue—light blue.

336. Green is good.

337. As normal as possible.

338. When I look at the sky— all blue, all white:

339. So beautiful.

340. Sometimes for the movie I'm wearing a red,

341. pink, uh, purple—

342. I don't like that. Mostly I like white.

343. White means calm, gentleman, nice person and handsome.