1. Andrews,
have a look.
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2. I've never seen
anything like it.
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3. I've seen you see something
just like it, Nelson.
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4. It's called a tortoise.
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5. No, no.
Look here.
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6. There's
something encrusted
onto its shell.
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7. Oh, my.
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8. Whatever could it be?
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9. Breathe deeply.
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10. The breathe flows to
the fingertips,
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11. then down to the toes...
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12. Then the toes
go up...
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13. The bad guy's
nose.
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14. Hyah!
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15. What? He was
asking for it.
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16. Discipline, Jade.
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17. But I want to be
a lean, mean,
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18. Jackie chan
machine.
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19. Don't be in such a hurry.
Slow and steady wins the race.
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20. Chinese proverb,
right?
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21. Uh, Greek, actually.
The story of the tortoise
and the hare.
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22. Once upon a—where you going?
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23. Breakfast.
Race ya!
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24. Ahhh!
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25. Morning, Jackie.
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26. Hello, Kevin.
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27. It's going to be
sunny today.
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28. I have to take
your word for it.
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29. Today's weather forecast,
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30. clear and sunny with highs
in the mid 80's
for the bay area.
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31. Morning, Jade.
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32. Hey, Carlos.
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33. And now for local events.
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34. This big fellow's name
is aesop, and he's the star
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35. of the new
galapagos island exhibit
at the bay aquarium.
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36. Tortoise?
Talk about your coinkadink.
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37. The odd thing is,
the aquarium's experts
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38. noticed this little
"who knows what"
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39. imbedded
in aesop's shell.
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40. A tortoise and a hare?
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41. Jackie!
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42. What?
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43. That!
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44. No, we are not
getting a dog.
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45. I saw a talisman.
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46. It's on the tortoise's shell
at the bay aquarium.
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47. It had 2 long ears
like a bunny.
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48. The tortoise?
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49. No. The talisman.
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50. Huh. There is a rabbit
in the Chinese zodiac.
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51. I will investigate.
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52. Cool.
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53. While you're in school.
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54. Aw.
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55. Stop!
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56. Valmont, hey.
New suite? Heh heh.
Lookin' sharp.
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57. Go back one.
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58. Tohru.
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59. So there I was,
flying the plane
all by myself,
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60. no co-pilot, and
Jackie's hanging out
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61. the back
flopping around
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62. with no parachute
or anything.
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63. Yeah, right. I bet
the snake lady
was there, too.
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64. Viper? Nah.
That was in
New York.
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65. Jade!
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66. Perhaps you can answer
the question for us.
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67. Uh, that last
question
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68. or the one
before it,
miss hardman?
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69. The question you would
have heard if you were
paying attention.
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70. Perhaps you need
an extra-credit
assignment.
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71. Hmm. Dibs on
the topic?
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72. The rabbit talisman.
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73. The question is
how to remove it.
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74. No need to worry about
harming aesop's shell.
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75. It's very durable.
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76. Uh, little girl,
this area is off limits.
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77. Little girl?
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78. Jade!
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79. You should be home.
That's why they
call it homework?
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80. Uh-uh-uh.
It's legit.
Research.
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81. I'm doing
a report
on aesop.
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82. Look, Jade, that really is
a talisman on the tortoise,
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83. and if you saw it
on TV we can bet
the dark hand did, too.
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84. Like
bad guys watch...
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85. TV.
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86. Chan?
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87. Go! Take Jade.
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88. Ohh!
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89. Ooh!
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90. Uhh!
- Ugh!
- Eh!
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91. Uhh.
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92. Hyah! Ooh!
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93. Puh, pluh, ptooey.
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94. Ooh?
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95. Aah!
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96. Hyah!
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97. And I'm getting
extra credit for this.
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98. Whoop!
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99. Uhh. Uh. Uh.
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100. Uh, ew, uh.
Let go of me.
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101. Ooh!
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102. Mm-mmm, uh, mm.
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103. Aah!
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104. Jackie!
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105. The tortoise.
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106. Jackie,
what do we do?
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107. Mm-mmm!
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108. Which way?
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109. I'll make
him talk.
Whoop!
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110. Remember, slow and steady
wins the race.
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111. I like
my plan better.
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112. Yuck!
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113. Now, let's watch and learn.
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114. You know, shendu,
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115. these talisman
expeditions—let's just
say I'm racking up
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116. some hefty out-of-pocket
expenses and as of yet
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117. there's nothing
coming back into
my pocket.
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118. When and only when your men
acquire all 12 talismans,
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119. the lost treasure
of chin chi wong
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120. shall cover your expenses
10 thousand times over.
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121. The reputed
lost treasure.
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122. Ahh. So we have a sceptic.
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123. Aah! Ooh!
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124. Patience, valmont.
Slow and steady
wins the race.
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125. Ahem.
Valmont, we scored
the talisman.
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126. Heh heh heh.
And the team mascot.
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127. You have the tortoise?
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128. When chan showed,
we had to bail
with the snail.
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129. Prepare for a detour.
I have an acquaintance
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130. whom I'm certain
will pay top dollar
for our endangered friend.
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131. That's why you're
the boss, "v".
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132. Whoa! Getting
another call.
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133. Hello.
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134. Yo, ratso.
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135. Oh, well,
sorry, dude.
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136. Forget sorry.
I need a ride.
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137. Where?
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138. Yeah. I can find it.
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139. He's arranging
to meet with
the others.
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140. Cool!
Now we jump him?
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141. Keep low,
he'll see us.
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142. But this time wait for me!
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143. Quick! Jump in.
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144. Hey!
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145. Jade.
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146. Uncle?
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147. Grr!
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148. So how was school?
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149. Peachy.
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150. Aah. Peachy.
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151. One more thing.
Did Jackie find
the rabbit talisman?
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152. I am not Jade.
I am paigon the powerful,
ruler of the rabbit realm.
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153. Ohh! Aah!
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154. I must fulfill my destiny
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155. or the universe itself
shall become un-made.
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156. Release me at once.
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157. Man, that's rough
on the throat.
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158. We're
outnumbered.
Aah!
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159. Don't you have
a report to do?
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160. Hello. Research?
Need the tortoise.
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161. Gentlemen.
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162. Are you Karl niver?
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163. Ni-vor. Dr. Karl nivor.
In the flesh.
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164. Who's this
nivor guy?
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165. Shh!
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166. And this fellow must be
the merchandise of which
my friend valmont spoke.
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167. Mmm, yes.
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168. You're a fine specimen,
aren't you?
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169. Aren't you?
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170. The money!
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171. Boris,
pay the man.
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172. Care to join me
for dinner?
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173. Thank you, no.
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174. But we're having
quite the delicacy.
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175. A dish so rare,
you might say
it's endangered.
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176. Turtle soup.
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177. Eww. He's gonna
eat aesop?
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178. Oh. He's gonna
eat aesop.
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179. Are you sure?
Hmm?
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180. Yes, we, uh—uh—um—
must deliver this
to valmont.
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181. Ohh. Tohru has
the talisman.
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182. He's going to
eat aesop.
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183. Well? The sooner
you fetch a forklift,
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184. the sooner
I may lift a fork
to my lips.
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185. Wait here.
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186. Whoa!
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187. Jackie!
Where you going?
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188. After the talisman.
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189. But what about aesop?
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190. You could choose another
topic for your report.
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191. Duh! This isn't about
the report.
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192. Aesop's going to be
that creepy guy's din-din
if we don't do something.
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193. We will do
something—
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194. after I get
the talisman.
Follow me.
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195. But you never want me
to follow you,
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196. and aesop's in
immediate danger.
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197. Jade, we don't
know what power
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198. this talisman
possesses.
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199. If the dark hand
gets it, people
could be in danger.
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200. Oh, so you're ok letting
something that looks
just like uncle get eaten?
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201. Ohh! Where do you
come up with
these things? Huh?
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202. Chan?
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203. I thought I heard
your voice.
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204. Maim him.
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205. Whoa!
Ooh!
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206. Aah!
Ohh!
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207. Ha! Whoo!
Aah!
- Uhh!
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208. Whoo. Grr.
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209. Uhh!
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210. Aah!
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211. Ooh! Aah!
Huh? Whoa!
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212. Uhh!
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213. Ooh! Uncle.
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214. Where?
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215. Eyah!
- Ooh!
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216. Ooh!
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217. Tohru!
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218. Ooh!
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219. Careful!
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220. That one
turns you into
a chocolate bunny.
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221. How did you get
down there... So fast?
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222. Aah!
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223. Ooh!
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224. Mmm... Peppy.
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225. Boris,
that braised manatee
you prepared last week
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226. was absolutely exquisite
and the grilled
American condor
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227. on a bed
of fava beans...
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228. To die for.
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229. Don't forget
the carrots.
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230. I'll be aft
in the study.
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231. Unh! Unh!
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232. Uhh!
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233. Who's a—
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234. chocolate—
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235. bunny—
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236. now?
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237. Hmm?
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238. Uhh!
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239. Whoa!
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240. Big man
can move.
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241. Whoa!
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242. Something's—aah!
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243. Aah!
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244. Jade?
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245. Jade!
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246. Uhh!
Come on.
Come on.
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247. Stop!
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248. Heh.
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249. Pretty please?
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250. A stowaway?
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251. Release aesop, you
tortoise-eating creep.
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252. Such a delightful child.
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253. She'll go well with
a nice bernaise sauce,
wouldn't you say, Boris?
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254. What?
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255. Only joking, Princess.
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256. Children are much too common
for my sophisticated palate.
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257. Lock her up
and get on with my dinner.
I'm getting cranky.
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258. Jade! Jade! Jade.
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259. How like—
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260. duh!
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261. Jade?
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262. Jade!
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263. Jackie, I'm in here.
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264. Whoa. How'd you go
there to here
so fast?
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265. And now we'll save
the tortoise.
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266. See? Slow and steady
wins the race.
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267. But you have
super rabbit speed.
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268. I'm getting
mixed messages here.
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269. Oh—eh—uh—don't be smart.
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270. Whoop!
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271. Valmont,
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272. your men are supposed
to find talismans,
not sell pets.
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273. Perhaps
if you had given
fair consideration
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274. to the advance
I requested,
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275. none of this would
have—
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276. whoa. I did not know
he could do that.
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277. I assure you, shendu,
the rabbit talisman
will be retrieved.
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278. How right you are.
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279. Kitchen's closed.
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280. Uhh!
- Jackie: Come on.
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281. Unh! Ah!
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282. Uhh!
- Eh!
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283. Ohh!
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284. Uh-oh.
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285. Out here?
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286. Ha ha ha.
What's up, doc?
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287. What?
How did you—
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288. I want my dinner.
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289. Whaa!
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290. Whoa!
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291. Jade and doctor: Huh?
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292. Vamoose!
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293. What?
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294. Uh... Welcome?
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295. I don't have it.
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296. Charge!
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297. Huh? Oh!
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298. Wahoo!
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299. Ah! Anyone
for leftovers?
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300. Oh, come on!
A turbo turtle?
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301. Faster than
a speeding rabbit.
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302. No way!
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303. Way!
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304. Yeah, right.
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305. I bet that super
strong ox guy
was there, too.
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306. El toro? Nah.
That was in Mexico
when I was flying the plane.
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307. - Hey, Jackie, do you like
to watch television?
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308. Yes. I learn so many things
on television.
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309. You know, my English
I learned from the TV.
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310. I like education channel,
discovery channel.
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311. Even cartoon
I can learn something.
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312. I want TV.
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313. I'm only in Hong Kong.
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314. I can watch
what's going on in Morocco.
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315. What's going on
South Africa and Europe,
everywhere.
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316. And really learn
a lot of things
I don't know before.
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317. Even training, I watch TV.
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318. TV is my teacher.
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319. I love TV.
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