1. The sheep talisman?Copy !req
2. Oh, Jackie had
a little lamb.Copy !req
3. It's not here.Copy !req
4. Can you believe it?Copy !req
5. Hah.Copy !req
6. Guess not.Copy !req
7. Hello.Copy !req
8. Jackie! Help!Copy !req
9. Jade, what's wrong?Copy !req
10. Never leave me
with uncle again.Copy !req
11. We eat nothing
but mung beans and rice.Copy !req
12. And he reeks of garlic.Copy !req
13. And uncle's no fun.Copy !req
14. I asked him if we could go
to the new Melvin moose
amusement park,Copy !req
15. and he's all, "roller coasters
are bad for digestion."Copy !req
16. Ahh! No!Copy !req
17. I know!
Can you believe it?Copy !req
18. So you promise we'll go
as soon as you get home?Copy !req
19. Promise?Copy !req
20. Yes! Whatever,
I promise!Copy !req
21. Good-bye!Copy !req
22. Valmont, score!Copy !req
23. And chan?Copy !req
24. We'll miss him
dearly.Copy !req
25. Hohh!Copy !req
26. Aah!Copy !req
27. You need to jump!Copy !req
28. Aah!
- Unh!Copy !req
29. Uhh!Copy !req
30. No way he's human.Copy !req
31. Ohh...Copy !req
32. Ahh! Bad day, bad day,
bad day, bad day!Copy !req
33. Eyaah!Copy !req
34. Fly! Fly! Fly!Copy !req
35. Yaaaa!Copy !req
36. One stop shopping.Copy !req
37. No!Copy !req
38. Did I do that?Copy !req
39. Jackie!Copy !req
40. Uhh! Hello Jade.Copy !req
41. Did you—Copy !req
42. I'm going
to Melvin world.Copy !req
43. Oh, what?Copy !req
44. Uh, oh, ok.Copy !req
45. But first I go home
and get some sleep.Copy !req
46. Aw...Copy !req
47. Jackie!Copy !req
48. Uncle!Copy !req
49. What did you bring me?Copy !req
50. The sheep talisman?Copy !req
51. Good!Copy !req
52. Now we can do research!Copy !req
53. Oh, but I'm very tired.Copy !req
54. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
55. Wait.Copy !req
56. What is it?
What do you hear?Copy !req
57. Ow!Copy !req
58. I hear the sound
of the sheepCopy !req
59. not telling me
what power it holds.Copy !req
60. I hear the sound
of our footstepsCopy !req
61. walking to the back roomCopy !req
62. to translate
ancient inscriptions.Copy !req
63. Please, uncle, I have been
traveling for 18 hours.Copy !req
64. I jump from a helicopter
and ran along a falling train.Copy !req
65. That is why you must relax
with some good books.Copy !req
66. Chan possesses yet
another talisman...Copy !req
67. While I have none?Copy !req
68. You are weak, valmont!Copy !req
69. And your men are fools!Copy !req
70. That's it! I ain't
taking no more lip
from a statue.Copy !req
71. I am no statue!Copy !req
72. You stand in the presence
of a demon sorcerer.Copy !req
73. I once held dominion
over a vast empire.Copy !req
74. But my subjects betrayed me.Copy !req
75. They cast a chi spell,Copy !req
76. which imprisoned me
in this pitiful icon,Copy !req
77. where I have remained
for 900 years.Copy !req
78. The 12 magic talismans
from which I drew my powerCopy !req
79. was scattered to the winds.Copy !req
80. Whoa!Copy !req
81. You got jacked!Copy !req
82. Acquisition
of all the talismansCopy !req
83. will allow me to be
free of my confinementCopy !req
84. and walk the earth
once again.Copy !req
85. At which time
we will be rewardedCopy !req
86. the lost treasure
of shin shi-wah.Copy !req
87. Well worth taking
a little lip,Copy !req
88. don't you think?Copy !req
89. Jackie,Copy !req
90. these symbols
explainCopy !req
91. the talisman's
power.Copy !req
92. We must find
a translation.Copy !req
93. Ow! Counting sheep
makes me sleepy!Copy !req
94. One more thing...Copy !req
95. We must keep the talisman
in this magic box,Copy !req
96. where it will be concealed
from the dark forces.Copy !req
97. One more thing...
Stay awake!Copy !req
98. You break
many antiques
when you sleepwalk.Copy !req
99. Oh, I don't sleepwalk!Copy !req
100. So! You breakCopy !req
101. my antiques
for fun?Copy !req
102. I'll find out what
it does the easy way.Copy !req
103. Hmm. Just hope it
isn't the exploding
head talisman.Copy !req
104. Work already!Copy !req
105. Uhh!Copy !req
106. Oh, no!
I'm dead!Copy !req
107. Huh? Hmm.Copy !req
108. I'm... Not dead?Copy !req
109. Cool! This must
be the—ooh!Copy !req
110. Ghost talisman!
Jackie won't believe it!Copy !req
111. Boo! Hello!Copy !req
112. Can't you guys see me?Copy !req
113. No? Then I guess
you won't mind if ICopy !req
114. touch your guts!Copy !req
115. Melvin world
can't touch this!Copy !req
116. Wahoo!Copy !req
117. Waste of time!Copy !req
118. They probably
got it locked upCopy !req
119. at section 13 by now,Copy !req
120. wherever that is.Copy !req
121. Uh, I'm sorry, did
you say something?Copy !req
122. No way!
Yes way!Copy !req
123. So then chan
lifts a whole bus
off the ground,Copy !req
124. and he Chucks it
at us!Copy !req
125. He wasn't easy
to take down,Copy !req
126. but we knew how much
you wanted this.Copy !req
127. Cheers, shendu.Copy !req
128. The first of an even dozen.Copy !req
129. I am free!Copy !req
130. The sheep talisman
enables meCopy !req
131. to project
my astral form.Copy !req
132. An admirable start,Copy !req
133. but I must have
the others.Copy !req
134. Yeah, but finding
section 13 won't beCopy !req
135. as easy as taking
a talismanCopy !req
136. out of a sleeping
kid's hand—ow!Copy !req
137. Did that occur
before or after chanCopy !req
138. "chucked the bus"?Copy !req
139. This
sleeping childCopy !req
140. may not be
sleeping at all.Copy !req
141. And if her
spirit wanders,Copy !req
142. her vessel
has a vacancy!Copy !req
143. Ew! Quit
picking your nose!Copy !req
144. Being a ghost
of golden gate parkCopy !req
145. is pretty lame if no one
can see you. I'm outie!Copy !req
146. Hmm.Copy !req
147. Jade is awfully quiet.Copy !req
148. Oh! Like a baby!Copy !req
149. Hmm.Copy !req
150. Oh! Like a baby!Copy !req
151. Ohh! Where's
the talisman?Copy !req
152. Whoa! What are you?Copy !req
153. Everything you will
grow to fear!Copy !req
154. Uh! Oh, wha—Copy !req
155. time to awaken,
dear uncle.Copy !req
156. Sorry, Charlie!
But my bodyCopy !req
157. ain't big enough
for the both of us.Copy !req
158. Unh!Copy !req
159. Unh! Get out of there!Copy !req
160. Give me back
my skin and bones!Copy !req
161. Unh! Ugh!Copy !req
162. You should not
sleep on the floor,
uncle Jackie.Copy !req
163. We should
go back to section 13.Copy !req
164. Yes! Section 13.Copy !req
165. Jackie!Copy !req
166. Eventually.Copy !req
167. Grr!Copy !req
168. Jackie,
she's not me!Copy !req
169. You gotta listen!Copy !req
170. Scream
all you wish, child.Copy !req
171. They are deaf to you!Copy !req
172. What do you want
with my body?Copy !req
173. What do you want
with Jackie?Copy !req
174. Gaah!Copy !req
175. Jackie, Jackie,
Jackie! Look out!Copy !req
176. Refreshments anyone?Copy !req
177. Orange slices
and oolong teaCopy !req
178. for my cherished
elders?Copy !req
179. Wonderful!Copy !req
180. Thank you, Jade!Copy !req
181. It's probably
poisoned! Don't!Copy !req
182. Jackie, no!Copy !req
183. Mmm! Delicious!Copy !req
184. And nutritious.Copy !req
185. Jackie, she is
so not me!Copy !req
186. How could you
fall for thatCopy !req
187. sweet-as-pie
routine?Copy !req
188. She's some kind
of evil spirit
thing!Copy !req
189. Why would
an evil spirit
act so nice?Copy !req
190. Please forgive
my interruption,Copy !req
191. but I wish to go
to section 13 now.Copy !req
192. And why is it so
interested in going to—Copy !req
193. Section 13!
The other talismans!Copy !req
194. She—it—must be working
for the dark hand!Copy !req
195. Well,Copy !req
196. Jade wants to go,Copy !req
197. so I'll just—ow!Copy !req
198. Arrange a ride
for her.Copy !req
199. Black.Copy !req
200. It's Jackie. Can you
send someoneCopy !req
201. to take Jade back
to section 13?Copy !req
202. You all right, Jackie?
You sound beat.Copy !req
203. I'll be fine.Copy !req
204. It's just between
all this travel
and research,Copy !req
205. I haven't had much
time for Jade.Copy !req
206. She really wants
to go to thisCopy !req
207. Melvin world and...Copy !req
208. Your coach awaits,
little lady.Copy !req
209. Hotcha!Copy !req
210. The sheep talisman
possesses the powerCopy !req
211. of astral projection.Copy !req
212. Yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
213. Great! Night-night!Copy !req
214. One more thing!Copy !req
215. Astral bodies
can pass
through walls,Copy !req
216. but they
cannot be seenCopy !req
217. duh.
- Or heard...Copy !req
218. Unless they enter
a person's dreams.Copy !req
219. Dreams? Score!Copy !req
220. Aah!Copy !req
221. One more thing...Copy !req
222. You forget
to sweep the store!Copy !req
223. Come on, come on!
Sweep faster, Jackie!Copy !req
224. Yes!Copy !req
225. Jackie!
Can you see me?Copy !req
226. Can't talk, Jade.
Sweeping.Copy !req
227. Jackie!Copy !req
228. Jackie,
listen to me!Copy !req
229. You're dreaming!Copy !req
230. Not now. Gotta
sweep the train.Copy !req
231. Oh! Oh, no!Copy !req
232. What happened?Copy !req
233. Hey,
stand still!Copy !req
234. You're dreaming
and you're sleepwalking!Copy !req
235. Oh! I don't
sleepwalk.Copy !req
236. Stop!Copy !req
237. Uncle Jackie,
you're dreaming!Copy !req
238. But I'm real!Copy !req
239. I took the talisman
and I got all ghosty,Copy !req
240. but when I got
back to my body...Copy !req
241. And so now
the bad guys
have the talisman,Copy !req
242. and evil me is going
to section 13Copy !req
243. to steal
the rest of them.Copy !req
244. And you've
gotta stop me!Copy !req
245. I mean, the me
outside this dream.Copy !req
246. Dream? Oh, that's
crazy, Jade.Copy !req
247. You're crazy!Copy !req
248. If I'm the crazy one,Copy !req
249. how come you're the one
not wearing pants?Copy !req
250. Huh?Copy !req
251. I can prove everything,
Jackie.Copy !req
252. Look in the box.
The talisman's gone!Copy !req
253. Now wake up!Copy !req
254. Aah!Copy !req
255. Ugh!Copy !req
256. My dream was no dream!Copy !req
257. Jade is right.Copy !req
258. I'm the bomb,
uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
259. Where is
the talisman?Copy !req
260. Jade has it.
Uh, had it.Copy !req
261. Uncle, this will
sound crazy—Copy !req
262. Jade took the talisman,
and now she's trapped
in astral formCopy !req
263. while an evil spirit
walks in her body.Copy !req
264. Uh... Yes!Copy !req
265. The sheep talisman
put on wolf in sheep's
clothing.Copy !req
266. You find Jade.
- I will find a chi spell
to banish the wolf.Copy !req
267. Go, uncle.Copy !req
268. Almost there, Jade.Copy !req
269. I know it may seem
silly by now,Copy !req
270. but I have to ask you
to wear this.Copy !req
271. At last, section 13.Copy !req
272. Ok, you can look.Copy !req
273. A little birdie told me
you've been wanting
to come here.Copy !req
274. Grrr!Copy !req
275. Black.Copy !req
276. Captain black.
Trust me.Copy !req
277. You're in terrible danger.Copy !req
278. Jade is evil!Copy !req
279. I know she's
a handful, Jackie.Copy !req
280. But evil?Copy !req
281. Whee! Hee, ha ha!
Whee!Copy !req
282. Duh... Smile
for the camera.Copy !req
283. Soon I shall devour
your soul.Copy !req
284. P.A.: Melvin's world
is now closed!Copy !req
285. Please exit the park
and see us again soon!Copy !req
286. Finally!
Aw...Copy !req
287. What do you say,Copy !req
288. stop off for an
ice cream cone?Copy !req
289. Captain black,
get away from her!Copy !req
290. Whoa there, Jackie.Copy !req
291. Grrr!Copy !req
292. She's not really Jade!Copy !req
293. The talisman's magic
has made her a sheep.Copy !req
294. Oh, no, I mean, uh...Copy !req
295. I'll prove it!Copy !req
296. What's the moose's name?Copy !req
297. The name?Copy !req
298. Grrr!Copy !req
299. Give you a hint.
Another word
for wedgie.Copy !req
300. You can't name it,
can you?Copy !req
301. You're evil!
You're evil!Copy !req
302. Jackie, you look like you
could use a little sleep.Copy !req
303. Uhh!
- Uhh...Copy !req
304. Oh! Who are you?Copy !req
305. Your executioner.Copy !req
306. Hey.Copy !req
307. Stop that or I—Copy !req
308. I give you
a spanking.Copy !req
309. As you wish!Copy !req
310. This is not my body!Copy !req
311. Weak little girl.Copy !req
312. I am not weak!Copy !req
313. Uhh!Copy !req
314. Come here, you!Copy !req
315. What are you—Copy !req
316. hey! Stop!Copy !req
317. You are so not
fighting fair!Copy !req
318. Huh?Copy !req
319. Busy!Copy !req
320. Jackie,
I found the chi spell.Copy !req
321. Very good one.Copy !req
322. Please put Jade on phone.Copy !req
323. Aaaa-uhh!Copy !req
324. It's for you.Copy !req
325. Hello!Copy !req
326. Noooo!Copy !req
327. I cannot break free!Copy !req
328. Blasted chi spell.Copy !req
329. Shendu, back so soon?Copy !req
330. And what, no talismans?Copy !req
331. Jade! Jade!Copy !req
332. Coming, Jackie!Copy !req
333. I'm back!Copy !req
334. Jade...Copy !req
335. It looks like we
have lost a talisman
to the dark hand.Copy !req
336. Because of me.Copy !req
337. I know.Copy !req
338. But I guess
it's because of youCopy !req
339. that the rest
are still safe
in section 13.Copy !req
340. Cool! So can we
ride again?Copy !req
341. Hey, Jackie.
- Yes.Copy !req
342. Who do you admire
and why?Copy !req
343. Oh, so many people
I admire.Copy !req
344. Steven Spielberg,
George, Lucas,Copy !req
345. the people of talent.Copy !req
346. They can use the computer,
special effects,Copy !req
347. not follow the tradition
like me, you know,
hurt myself,Copy !req
348. jumping off of real car.Copy !req
349. They can use the fake people,
and they can use
a—a dinosaur.Copy !req
350. Just choose part,
doo doo doo.Copy !req
351. When I look at those kind
of people, they really...Copy !req
352. That—those kind of people
I really admire. Wow!Copy !req