1. Please! You must
let me have the talisman.Copy !req
2. It is only
a matter of timeCopy !req
3. before the dark hand
tries to steal it.Copy !req
4. We do so appreciate
the warning,Copy !req
5. Mr., uh, chan,
was it?Copy !req
6. However,
the museum securityCopy !req
7. has recently
been upgradedCopy !req
8. to ensure the safetyCopy !req
9. of the world-famous
pink puma diamond.Copy !req
10. If we can be
trusted to guardCopy !req
11. a gem of
- such enormous value,Copy !req
12. I'm sure that
your dark handCopy !req
13. will present
no serious threat.Copy !req
14. Ugh!Copy !req
15. Ohh!Copy !req
16. I'm so sorry!
I broke your spy camera—Copy !req
17. spy camera?Copy !req
18. Chan?
- You!Copy !req
19. Uh, dark hand guy!Copy !req
20. Ow! Hey, I'm
walking here!Copy !req
21. Whoa!Copy !req
22. You're planning
a heist, aren't you?Copy !req
23. When is it?Copy !req
24. Aah!Copy !req
25. Uh, yeah?Copy !req
26. Is reconnaissance
complete, ratso?Copy !req
27. Uh... Yeah!Copy !req
28. Excellent. Then hit
the museum at midnight.Copy !req
29. Tonight?Copy !req
30. Is there a problem?Copy !req
31. Uh—ahem! No, boss!Copy !req
32. No problem at all.Copy !req
33. We can't let him
take the talisman.Copy !req
34. The magic—Copy !req
35. so, what you
gonna do?Copy !req
36. Sneak into
the museum before
the bad guys doCopy !req
37. and steal
the talisman
yourself?Copy !req
38. Huh? Steal?
What? Ohh!Copy !req
39. That's crazy, Jade.Copy !req
40. You're crazy!Copy !req
41. You totally are
gonna steal it!Copy !req
42. Can I come
with you, Jackie?Copy !req
43. No.Copy !req
44. Jackie, please!Copy !req
45. Tomorrow's Thanksgiving!Copy !req
46. It's Thanksgiving Eve.Copy !req
47. Where's your
Turkey day spirit?Copy !req
48. Jade, I really
want to spend
time with you,Copy !req
49. but remember,Copy !req
50. you came
into my lifeCopy !req
51. the same day
as section 13Copy !req
52. and the dark hand.Copy !req
53. Things
have been hectic.Copy !req
54. Now, you can't come
with me tonight,Copy !req
55. but I promise
I'll take youCopy !req
56. to the parade
tomorrow.Copy !req
57. All right.Copy !req
58. Humph!Copy !req
59. Hmm. I said
I wouldn't come with.Copy !req
60. Didn't say
I wouldn't follow.Copy !req
61. 11:00.Copy !req
62. One hour till
company arrives.Copy !req
63. Mmm! Wintergreen!Copy !req
64. Oh, come on!Copy !req
65. Oh! Ohh! Ah! Whoo!Copy !req
66. Ah! Ohh! Whoo!Copy !req
67. Hi, Jackie!
Aah!Copy !req
68. No parade for you.Copy !req
69. You got in!
You are so cool!Copy !req
70. I'm not cool!
I'm breaking the law.Copy !req
71. Uh-huh.Copy !req
72. The clock
is ticking.Copy !req
73. Uh, make
yourself useful.Copy !req
74. I think this mirror
is broken.Copy !req
75. Hyah!Copy !req
76. Wow! She rules!Copy !req
77. Uh, I mean...
Go, Jackie.Copy !req
78. Hyah!Copy !req
79. You guys are
20 minutes early!Copy !req
80. What guys?
I'm an independent.Copy !req
81. You're not with
the dark hand?Copy !req
82. Name's viper.Copy !req
83. Someone else
is after the talisman?Copy !req
84. Talisman? I just
nicked the pink puma.Copy !req
85. Wow! When I grow up,Copy !req
86. I wanna be
just like her!Copy !req
87. A criminal?Copy !req
88. A female
Jackie chan.Copy !req
89. She is nothing
like me!Copy !req
90. Uh, what's
with the minor?Copy !req
91. Some kind of youth
outreach program?Copy !req
92. Stay out this!Copy !req
93. In fact, you are
under arrest!Copy !req
94. You do realize we'd
both go to jail, right?Copy !req
95. I am not
a crook!Copy !req
96. I am an
archaeologist!Copy !req
97. Way to go.Copy !req
98. Viper!Copy !req
99. Ok, no more
"follow the viper".Copy !req
100. No problem!Copy !req
101. Whoa! Jackie,
we're rich!Copy !req
102. Ah! The puma?
Ohh! The talisman!Copy !req
103. Viper! Come back!Copy !req
104. Viper!Copy !req
105. Don't go anywhere!Copy !req
106. Freeze!
Hands in the air!Copy !req
107. Let's rock 'n' roll!Copy !req
108. These saps
won't know what—Copy !req
109. hit 'em?Copy !req
110. Jackie chan?
A thief?Copy !req
111. Well, perhaps there's
hope for him after all.Copy !req
112. And what
a thief!Copy !req
113. I mean,
the pink puma.Copy !req
114. And the talisman.Copy !req
115. Go directly
to jail, ratso.Copy !req
116. If chan has the talisman,Copy !req
117. this will lead you to it.Copy !req
118. Uncle on phone:
Jackie...Copy !req
119. Why did you steal
the pink puma?Copy !req
120. There is no pumaCopy !req
121. in the Chinese
zodiac.Copy !req
122. It has no magic!Copy !req
123. I know, uncle.
It's complicated.Copy !req
124. One more thing...
You are a criminal!Copy !req
125. You are
- a very bad influence
on Jade!Copy !req
126. I know!
That's why I need youCopy !req
127. to take the next
flight here and—Copy !req
128. one more thing—Copy !req
129. oh, wait.
I am getting
another call.Copy !req
130. Oh! No, no,
no, no, uncle!Copy !req
131. You don't know
how to do that!Copy !req
132. I—I am only allowed
one phone call!Copy !req
133. Hello!
Uncle's rare finds.Copy !req
134. May I help you?Copy !req
135. Oh!Copy !req
136. Chan, visitor.Copy !req
137. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackie!Copy !req
138. Jade, are you ok?Copy !req
139. The "big meow"
is comfy cozy.Copy !req
140. What?Copy !req
141. "The cat"
is in the bag.Copy !req
142. What?Copy !req
143. I have the pink puma!Copy !req
144. Slipped it in my pocket
when you weren't looking.Copy !req
145. Guess I sorta...
Pulled a viper.Copy !req
146. Well, don't pull
any more vipers!Copy !req
147. She's
a bad influence.Copy !req
148. In fact,
hand the puma overCopy !req
149. to the police
right now.Copy !req
150. Tsk! Like I was gonna
bring it in here!Copy !req
151. Besides, we need to get
the talisman back.Copy !req
152. Said so yourself.Copy !req
153. I was thinking
I could track down viperCopy !req
154. and arrange a trade.Copy !req
155. We'll meet
under a rusty bridge!Copy !req
156. Betcha New York
has tons of really cool
rusty old Bridges!Copy !req
157. Jade, captain black
should be hereCopy !req
158. anytime to clear up
this whole mess.Copy !req
159. Once I'm
out of jail,Copy !req
160. i will find viper.Copy !req
161. Ohh! You get to do
all the fun stuff!Copy !req
162. This is
serious, Jade.Copy !req
163. I still don't know
what powerCopy !req
164. the snake talisman
possesses.Copy !req
165. Viper or
the entire cityCopy !req
166. could be in danger.Copy !req
167. Baby face returnedCopy !req
168. to the scene
of the crime?Copy !req
169. Why on earthCopy !req
170. would he do
something so—Copy !req
171. stupid.Copy !req
172. What am I supposed
to do with this?Copy !req
173. Whoa!Copy !req
174. Now you see me.Copy !req
175. Now you don't.Copy !req
176. Hello, bro.Copy !req
177. What do you want?Copy !req
178. What rock is
the legless reptile under?Copy !req
179. What?Copy !req
180. Tell me where
the serpent sleeps.Copy !req
181. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
182. Where's
the snake talisman?Copy !req
183. Don't you read
the newspaper?Copy !req
184. I took
the pink puma.Copy !req
185. See? No talisman,
like the gizmo says.Copy !req
186. Now, if you'll
excuse me,Copy !req
187. my delicious
prison food
is getting cold.Copy !req
188. I'll find it, chan!
Just a matter of time!Copy !req
189. Huh?Copy !req
190. A ghost!Copy !req
191. Hey, there,
baby face. It's me!Copy !req
192. Viper?
- The one and only.Copy !req
193. And I discovered
your little trinket's
secret power.Copy !req
194. Oh, really?
What does it—Copy !req
195. d'oh! Never mind.Copy !req
196. Enough chitchat.
Let's bust you
out of here.Copy !req
197. What? No!Copy !req
198. I don't want
to be busted out!Copy !req
199. You do if you want
your doohickey back.Copy !req
200. Or should I just
sell the snakeCopy !req
201. to the highest
bidder?Copy !req
202. Hey!Copy !req
203. I got it.Copy !req
204. Unh! Ohh! Whoa!Copy !req
205. Follow me!Copy !req
206. I can't see you—
whoa!Copy !req
207. Psst! Psst!Copy !req
208. Did you bring
the goods?Copy !req
209. Who are you people?Copy !req
210. Uh, this is not
a good idea.Copy !req
211. This is
a felony!Copy !req
212. You do want
your tchotcke back,
don't you?Copy !req
213. Ohh! Just hurryCopy !req
214. before
the dark hand
finds us.Copy !req
215. You're all right,
Jade.Copy !req
216. You got a sharp
criminal mind.Copy !req
217. I do?Copy !req
218. No! Jade has a lousy
criminal mind! Come on!Copy !req
219. Hey, viper!
Wanna comeCopy !req
220. to the parade
with us?
- Jade!Copy !req
221. We're not going
to socialize
with a criminal.Copy !req
222. Maybe another time.
Stay sharp, kid.Copy !req
223. Jackie, you should
ask viper out on a date!Copy !req
224. She'd be
such a cool aunt!Copy !req
225. What the—Copy !req
226. It's counterfeit!Copy !req
227. Now she has the gem
and the talisman!Copy !req
228. Viper
pulled a viper...Copy !req
229. On me?Copy !req
230. Old proverb...Copy !req
231. "There is no honor
among thieves."Copy !req
232. Let's find her.Copy !req
233. Let's!Copy !req
234. Tea?Copy !req
235. How'd you get past
my security system?Copy !req
236. The talisman, please.Copy !req
237. It's not for sale.Copy !req
238. Oh, I didn't
plan on buying it.Copy !req
239. Fellas,
secure the talisman.Copy !req
240. Can't have
what you can't see,
sugar.Copy !req
241. And you can't hideCopy !req
242. from the dark hand.Copy !req
243. Let me go!Copy !req
244. The ledge! And while
you're at it,Copy !req
245. pilfer the puma,
por favor.Copy !req
246. Ugh! We lost her.Copy !req
247. They didn't!Copy !req
248. Look, Jade!Copy !req
249. You get to watch
the parade after all!Copy !req
250. Uh, wait here.
I'll get you a soda.Copy !req
251. Grr!Copy !req
252. I'm sorry!
I'll bring it back!
Thank you!Copy !req
253. Hey!
- Look out!Copy !req
254. Watch it!
Excuse me!
Sorry!Copy !req
255. Unh!Copy !req
256. Whoa! Heads up!Copy !req
257. Ohh!Copy !req
258. Jackie!Copy !req
259. Hey, sorry about
the double cross.Copy !req
260. But can you blame me?
It's my sign!Copy !req
261. Snake. Viper. Get it?Copy !req
262. Here!Copy !req
263. Make sure it's real
this time, Jackie.Copy !req
264. And where's my soda?Copy !req
265. D'oh! Ack!Copy !req
266. Company!Copy !req
267. Whoa!Copy !req
268. Whoa!
- Check it out!
Wow!Copy !req
269. Ha ha!
I'm here!Copy !req
270. No, I'm here!Copy !req
271. Or could I be here?
Or maybe here?Copy !req
272. Ha ha! Perhaps
I'm over here!Copy !req
273. Or maybe I'm
nowhere at all!Copy !req
274. Oh.Copy !req
275. Alley-oop!Copy !req
276. Nice move.Copy !req
277. Please! I do not socialize
with criminals.Copy !req
278. Ow! Ugh! Aah! Unh!Copy !req
279. Ooh!Copy !req
280. Green is totally
your color.Copy !req
281. Mine!Copy !req
282. Aah!Copy !req
283. Whoa!Copy !req
284. Well, I am getting
to see the sights.Copy !req
285. What sights?Copy !req
286. It just vanished!
Where'd it go?Copy !req
287. That would be my cue.Copy !req
288. Sorry I
let you down, kid.Copy !req
289. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
290. And thanks for the save
back there, baby face.Copy !req
291. I owe you one.Copy !req
292. Then give me back
the puma!Copy !req
293. I have to return it.Copy !req
294. The police think
I took it. Please!Copy !req
295. Uh, Jackie?Copy !req
296. I know you told meCopy !req
297. never to pull a viper
again, but...Copy !req
298. She owed you one.Copy !req
299. But how—
- officers: Freeze!Copy !req
300. It's ok! I have it!
It's yours!Copy !req
301. Real good. Now,
tell us what you didCopy !req
302. with the statue
of Liberty.Copy !req
303. Hey, Jackie?
Yes?Copy !req
304. Do you ever get scared
doing a stunt?Copy !req
305. Yes, of course.Copy !req
306. Every time when
I'm doing a stunt,Copy !req
307. my heart just, like,
beating—boom-boom!Copy !req
308. Chasing,
jump over the building,Copy !req
309. across the motorcycle,Copy !req
310. uh, into the car,
outside the car
in one shot.Copy !req
311. I'm crazy,
but I'm not stupid.Copy !req
312. I know how far
I can jump,Copy !req
313. how high I can go.
Boom-boom!Copy !req
314. Of course I'm afraid.
I'm not a Superman.Copy !req
315. I just like to do it.Copy !req
316. Especially
in the theaterCopy !req
317. when the audience,
"yeah!"Copy !req
318. Everything's worth it.Copy !req