1. Previously on
Jackie chan adventures
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2. this is Jade, your niece.
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3. I have a niece?
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4. I cannot read
these inscriptions.
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5. Very old writing.
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6. The dark hand
has connections
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7. to nearly every criminal
activity in existence.
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8. Their leader is valmont.
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9. You're telling me
one man stopped you?
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10. Tohru, bring me the shield.
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11. Jackie!
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12. I have found what
the inscriptions mean.
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13. They are incantations,
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14. but the shield
not important.
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15. Of course the shield
is important, uncle.
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16. Everybody I meet today
wants the shield.
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17. Shield not important.
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18. The talisman in the center
of the shield is.
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19. That is where
the magic lies.
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20. Valmont,
are your men blind?
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21. It would seem
- those possessed of sight
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22. might have taken note
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23. that the shield
contained no talisman.
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24. Why's the boss taking guff
from a statue?
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25. Uh, 'cause it talks.
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26. Now, if my promise to you
of unspoiled riches
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27. were as empty
as that shield...
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28. Rest assured, shendu,
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29. you will
have your talisman,
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30. and I will ensure
that Jackie chan
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31. never again interferes
with the dark hand...
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32. Ever.
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33. Chinese food?
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34. I just moved here
from Hong Kong.
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35. Can't we get
some Tex-mex?
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36. Jackie...
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37. The rooster talisman
possesses enormous power.
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38. What's it do?
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39. Manners, Jade.
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40. Ancient legend
speaks of 12 talismans—
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41. one for each animal
of the Chinese zodiac,
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42. each possessing
a different magic.
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43. What kind of magic?
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44. Jade...
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45. Legend also says
the talismans were scattered
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46. to the 4 corners
of the globe.
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47. If this or any talisman
should fall into evil hands...
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48. Jackie'll
give 'em smackie
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49. with his lightning
fists of steel!
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50. Hey, when are you gonna
teach me some of your moves?
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51. Later, Jade.
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52. Humph.
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53. Uncle,
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54. do you really believe
in such a myth?
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55. Ow!
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56. Does that answer
your question?
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57. Jackie,
check me out!
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58. I got the moves!
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59. Hee-yah!
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60. Jade?
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61. Not indoors!
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62. Aah!
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63. Fire!
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64. Aah!
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65. My niece
is very sorry.
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66. Whoa!
Aren't you,
niece?
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67. I am such a dork.
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68. I was just
trying to get you
to teach me, Jackie.
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69. The wise seek power
within themselves.
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70. The foolish seek it
within others.
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71. Until you
harness the power
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72. within yourself,
I cannot teach you.
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73. Huh?
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74. It means you must
have the discipline
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75. to behave yourself.
Now eat your food.
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76. Power within.
Got it.
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77. Mmm.
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78. Don't eat
like a baboon!
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79. You should
chew your food.
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80. Hello? Chew soup?
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81. Help me out here.
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82. She's your niece.
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83. Ahh.
Tastes like chicken.
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84. Ooh, dessert!
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85. "Danger looms
in your future."
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86. We must be very cautious.
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87. Pff.
You listen to a cookie?
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88. Evenin', chan.
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89. Never mock the cookie.
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90. Where's the talisman?
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91. Come on, let's go.
Check, please.
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92. Hgggh!
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93. Go, Jackie!
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94. Unnh!
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95. Ha!
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96. Leave the rough stuff
to Jackie.
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97. Go, uncle.
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98. Thank you
for dining with us.
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99. The talisman!
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100. It was right there.
They took it!
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101. Come on.
We can catch 'em.
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102. Stay with uncle.
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103. Come. Sit.
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104. The restaurant manager!
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105. He looks very angry.
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106. Where?
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107. Ayah.
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108. Mr. valmont, sir.
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109. It didn't go
quite as planned.
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110. Regale me.
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111. Well,
- we stomped chan.
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112. Stomped him good.
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113. But we didn't
see any talisman.
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114. You will be punished.
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115. Hindsight, valmont.
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116. But perhaps the blind
can be made to see
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117. with the eyes of a dragon.
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118. "Stay with uncle."
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119. Tcch.
- Didn't say which uncle.
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120. Who has the keys?
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121. He's coming!
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122. Hmm.
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123. What's the big—
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124. oh. Uh, hi.
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125. You followed me?
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126. What do you hear
when I talk?
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127. Tell me, does it
sound like blah blah,
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128. blah blah, blah blah
blah blah blah?
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129. Jackie.
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130. This is not funny.
This is dangerous.
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131. See?
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132. Dangerous.
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133. Come on!
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134. Aren't you
gonna whomp 'em?
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135. Ancient
Chinese proverb—
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136. do not fight
when you can run.
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137. You go that way.
But—
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138. go! You'll be safer
away from me.
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139. Huh?
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140. Why are they chasing me?
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141. Please have 4 wheels.
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142. Yes!
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143. Nooo!
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144. Jade!
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145. Sorry. I'll bring it
right back.
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146. Whoa!
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147. Ohhhh!
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148. Jackie, you rule!
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149. Aaaah!
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150. Whoa! Hey, kid,
watch where you're going!
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151. No!
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152. Huh?
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153. How'd I do that?
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154. Whoa!
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155. Whoa!
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156. Jackie!
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157. No cutting in line.
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158. Jackie!
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159. Grab on!
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160. Help.
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161. Why do you want the girl?
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162. Unnh!
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163. Oh, ninja-man...
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164. I don't understand
why they were after—
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165. Jackie, the coolest thing
ever happened.
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166. I went right off the bridge,
but I didn't fall.
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167. I, like, stopped in midair,
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168. and then I ran back
just like in cartoons.
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169. I can fly.
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170. Jade,
enough fooling around.
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171. Fooling around?
I just saved your butt!
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172. Language, Jade.
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173. The dark hand
is after you,
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174. and I want to know why.
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175. Unh.
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176. The talisman.
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177. I don't have it!
You guys have it.
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178. Don'tcha?
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179. Ungh.
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180. Oh, uh...
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181. The tracker
points to the girl,
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182. but she does not
have the talisman.
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183. Well, it must be hidden
on her somewhere, tohru.
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184. I'm sure she didn't eat it.
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185. Man is much the wiser
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186. when he looks within.
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187. I understand.
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188. And while you're at it...
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189. Eliminate Jackie chan.
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190. Hello?
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191. Let me out of here!
I mean it!
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192. Just wait'll
- the jackinator comes to.
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193. You guys are gonna get
so creamed.
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194. Jade?
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195. Jackinator?
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196. Aha.
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197. Aha, what?
What's aha?
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198. What are you
gonna do with that?
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199. Oh, boy.
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200. The rooster thing's
in my stomach.
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201. But when did I—
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202. the restaurant!
- The restaurant!
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203. How could you not notice
you swallowed a golf ball?
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204. I told you
to chew your food.
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205. It was soup!
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206. Never mind. We have
to get you out of here
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207. before he gets
the talisman out of you.
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208. The magic uncle
was talking about.
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209. I'll fly out!
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210. Jade,
even if you could fly—
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211. and I'm not saying you can—
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212. you are tied down
to a big, heavy table
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213. which is bolted
to the floor!
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214. Grrr!
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215. Jade?
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216. Whoa.
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217. Oh... You're
tele-tele-tele—
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218. you can move things
with your mind!
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219. No, with my stomach!
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220. Hold still.
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221. Focus, focus,
focus, focus, focus.
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222. Grrrrrr!
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223. Why do you growl?
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224. Heh?
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225. Ungh!
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226. Guess I have that
"power within"
you were talking about.
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227. Not what I meant.
Now cut yourself free!
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228. Uh, right.
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229. Yo, big t, what's all
the racket down—
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230. chan.
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231. Jade,
run... Fly... Something!
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232. Whoa!
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233. Huh?
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234. Get the girl.
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235. Payback time, Jackson.
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236. Nyah-nyah!
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237. I hate fish.
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238. Why fight
when you can run?
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239. You're learning.
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240. This way!
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241. And when
you can't run?
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242. Don't watch.
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243. Tcha. Like I'm
not gonna watch.
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244. Nooo!
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245. Unh!
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246. I can take him!
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247. Hee-yah!
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248. Uhhh-uhhh-ahh.
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249. Whoa!
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250. Stop helping!
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251. Stop helping!
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252. Heh. Sorry.
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253. Jackie!
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254. Gotta hit tohru
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255. with the biggest thing
I can find...
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256. Himself!
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257. Hoowahh!
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258. Huh?
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259. He's big.
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260. Can't hold much longer.
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261. Oh, no.
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262. Unh.
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263. Whoa!
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264. Heh, sorry.
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265. I'm telling you,
uncle was right.
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266. The talismans do
possess magic powers.
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267. Of course they do,
Jackie.
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268. Now, why don't you
get some sleep.
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269. All my stuff?
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270. How'd it get here?
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271. Until we can take down
the dark hand,
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272. it's safer for you here
inside section 13.
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273. I hope
it feels like home.
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274. But... What about uncle?
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275. Good magic is stronger
than bad magic.
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276. He refused to move.
Something about
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277. messing up his
feng shui something.
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278. Uncle is
very stubborn.
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279. Stomach successfully pumped.
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280. Cock-a-doodle-do.
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281. What about her?
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282. I trust you'll keep
your niece in check.
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283. Does this mean
I'm a secret agent?
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284. No!
- No!
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285. Ohh!
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286. Hey, Jackie.
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287. Why do you do all your
own stunts in your movies?
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288. I was doing stunts
so many years.
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289. The audience see
the actor or the bad guy—
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290. they do all the stunts,
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291. then the audience
just clapped.
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292. Then I look at my friend,
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293. "hey, that's not the actor.
That's me."
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294. Then I promised myself,
one day,
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295. when I become a star,
I want to do my own stunts.
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296. I will turn around,
let the audience see
that's me,
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297. that's not the double.
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298. And also, I want
to show my children,
my grandchildren,
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299. look, that's
your grandfather.
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300. That's your—your father.
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301. And besides...
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302. I just like it.
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