Jackass 3x6

Directed by

Manny Puig as Self • Sean Cliver as Self • Scott Potasnik as Self • Jed Leffew as Self • Riley Brock as Self

1. Magnet Suit - 2. Hotdog Skateboarding - 3. Chemical Spill - 4. Snow Scooter - 5. Hotdog Hockey - 6. Football follies - 7. Backwards bullriding - 8. Bunny Hop - 9. Prostitute Boat Race - 10. Shark Ride - 11. Hotdog BMX - 12. Ryan Smells like Piss - 13. Face Your Fear - 14. Hotdog Gymnastics - 15. Playgirl Pontius

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1. HI.

2. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

3. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

4. HA HA HA HA HA!

5. AAH!

6. UNH!

7. WHOO!

8. DUDE!

9. WE'RE AT A JUNKYARD IN

10. DOWNTOWN L.A., WHERE TODAY THAT

11. BIG MAGNET IS GOING TO PICK ME

12. UP IN THIS SUIT OF ARMOR...

13. MAYBE.

14. ['SANFORD AND SON" THEME

15. PLAYING]

16. OH, OW!

17. STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!

18. STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!

19. OH,

20. NOTHING WENT RIGHT ON

21. THIS ONE.

22. THIS WAS LIKE THE METALLIC

23. BREAD SUIT.

24. SO WE'RE BACK IN ANOTHER

25. SCRAP METAL YARD, AND WE'VE

26. CONSTRUCTED A NEW MAGNET, TOO,

27. AND MR. ENGLAND HERE IS GOING TO

28. TRY IT OUT.

29. OH!

30. SO WHAT'S IN THE CANISTER

31. WE'RE USING TODAY?

32. WELL, WHAT WE'RE USING IS

33. LIQUID ARGON.

34. IT'S AN INERT GAS, NOT HAZARDOUS

35. TO PEOPLE, BUT WILL DISPLACE

36. OXYGEN IN THE AIR.

37. IF IT DISPLACES OXYGEN, ARE

38. WE AT ANY DANGER INSIDE THE CAR

39. WITH IT IN HERE?

40. WELL, SINCE YOU NUMBNUTS

41. CLOSED ALL THE WINDOWS, THEN,

42. YES, WE ARE IN IMMINENT DANGER.

43. HI, I'M RAKE YOHN.

44. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

45. AND THIS IS A CHEMICAL SPILL.

46. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

47. CAN YOU PLEASE STAND BACK?

48. WE GOT ABOUT...

49. BE COOL.

50. WE'VE GOT TO DROP IT OFF

51. AT A FOOL'S HOUSE.

52. DON'T...

53. OH!

54. YO, WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE.

55. WE'RE GOING TO NEED A CLEANUP

56. TEAM RIGHT AWAY.

57. I'M DAVE, AND THIS IS THE

58. SNOW SCOOTER.

59. OH!

60. OH!

61. OW, THAT HURT.

62. OH, RIGHT IN THE NUTS.

63. THAT WAS WEAK.

64. LET ME OUT, VINCE!

65. SHOULD JUST BE FIGURED...

66. OW!

67. AHH...

68. HI, I'M STEVE-O.

69. AND I'M EHREN.

70. AND WE'RE HERE DOWNTOWN BECAUSE

71. WE'RE THE BEST DAMN FOOTBALL

72. PLAYERS EVER TO HIT THE CITY.

73. YEAH, NO MORE JV FOR US!

74. NO WAY, BABY!

75. WE'RE IN THE STREET!

76. YEAH!

77. WHOO!

78. WHOO!

79. TOUCHDOWN!

80. WHOO!

81. WHOO!

82. WHOO!

83. TOUCHDOWN!

84. WHOO!

85. GO, BIG MAN!

86. YEAH!

87. WHOO!

88. WHOO!

89. WHOO!

90. HEY, YOU KNOW WHERE THIS

91. PLACE, LIKE, THE PINK FLAMINGO—

92. UNH!

93. IS THIS WHERE THE VALET

94. PARKING'S AT?

95. I JUST GOT DONE WITH A GAME.

96. WHOO!

97. HA HA HA!

98. WE HAVE COME OUT TO THE OPEN

99. OCEAN WHERE WE HOPE TO RIDE THE

100. GREAT HAMMERHEAD SHARK.|||||||||

101. WE'RE BACK HERE IN NIPOMO,

102. CALIFORNIA, AT THE GARY LEFFEW

103. BULL-RIDING SCHOOL FOR THE

104. BACKWARDS BULL RIDE.

105. WHOA.

106. ARE YOU READY?

107. RIDING THIS ONE

108. BACKWARDS.

109. WHOA, WHOA!

110. YOU BETTER GO ON, JOHNNY,

111. GO ON!

112. GO ON!

113. GO ON!

114. GO ON, JOHNNY, GO ON!

115. GO ON!

116. KEEP IT UP!

117. KEEP IT UP!

118. IT'S EASY.

119. READY, JOHNNY?

120. I DON'T KNOW.

121. YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

122. HE DIDN'T SEEM TO LIKE THAT

123. TOO MUCH.

124. IT'S EASIER THAN HELL TO

125. RIDE THEM.

126. IS IT GOING TO BE THAT BULL?

127. YEAH.

128. SAME BULL, YEAH.

129. UGH,

130. NOT ALL AT ONCE.

131. I HOPE THEY PAY YOU A LOT

132. TO DO THIS.

133. MMM.

134. MMM.

135. THAT LOOKED COOL.

136. YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT DIDN'T

137. LOOK COOL.

138. NO, IT LOOKED GOOD.

139. HOW FAR DOWN ON THE SIDE

140. THERE?

141. QUITE A WAYS, YEAH.

142. QUITE A WAYS.

143. A LITTLE BIT MORE.

144. OK.

145. WHEN DO I GO DOWN?

146. JUST SIT DOWN.

147. LIKE THAT?

148. YEAH.

149. DROP DOWN A LITTLE BIT AT

150. A TIME.

151. WE GOT YOU.

152. A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME.

153. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, WHOA.

154. DROP YOUR FEET DOWN SO HE

155. DOESN'T—

156. DROP MY FEET?

157. DOWN STRAIGHT BESIDE HIS

158. NECK.

159. OK.

160. GOT THE ROPE THERE, JOHN?

161. BOTH OF YOUR FEET DOWN.

162. GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF THE GATE.

163. PUT IT RIGHT DOWN IN THERE

164. WITH HIM.

165. OK.

166. OK, GET READY, BUDDY.

167. ALL'S YOU GOT TO DO IS SIT

168. BACK THERE—

169. OK, WAIT!

170. GET YOUR FEET UP.

171. READY?

172. NO!

173. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

174. I'M NOT READY!

175. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

176. GET YOUR FEET DOWN ALL THE WAY.

177. OK.

178. DROP THEM DOWN.

179. OK.

180. NO, TAKE THEM OUT OF THE

181. GATE.

182. OK, LET'S GO.

183. THERE YOU GO.

184. HOOK HIM, HOOK HIM, HOOK HIM!

185. YEAH, BABY!

186. HEY, THAT WASN'T 8 SECONDS!

187. YOU'RE THE KING!

188. I'VE GOT TO SEE THE REPLAY

189. ON THAT.

190. THAT WAS COOL.

191. YOU RODE HIM PERFECT.

192. YEAH, LET'S...

193. MY GOODS ARE JUST BOUNCING UP

194. AND DOWN ON HIS BACK.

195. YOU LOOKED GOOD.

196. YEAH, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.

197. OH, MY GOODNESS.

198. I'M STEVE-O KNIEV-O, AND THIS

199. IS THE BUNNY HOP.

200. UNH!

201. HELLO, LADIES.

202. HELLO.

203. HI.

204. MY NAME'S JOHNNY, AND THIS IS MY

205. FRIEND CHRIS.

206. HI.

207. HI.

208. WOULD YOU GUYS ENTER—LIKE,

209. RACE PADDLE BOATS WITH PONTIUS

210. AND I?

211. YEAH, WHY NOT?

212. WE WOULD CHARGE 200 EACH

213. GIRL.

214. 200 EACH GIRL?

215. YEAH.

216. OK.

217. ALL RIGHT.

218. WE'RE HAVING A PADDLE BOAT

219. RACE, THESE GALS THAT WE MET ON

220. THE STREET.

221. EACH BOAT GETS ONE BLONDE, ONE

222. BRUNETTE, AND ONE CAPTAIN.

223. READY?

224. ON YOUR MARK!

225. GET SET!

226. READY?

227. GO!

228. COME ON!

229. PEDAL!

230. PEDAL!

231. GO!

232. PLEASE, YOU'RE IN A RACE ZONE.

233. PLEASE GO TO THE SIDE.

234. THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT RACE.

235. THIS IS A SANCTIONED RACE.

236. PLEASE, LET'S...

237. PEDAL, LET'S GO!

238. USE YOUR DAMN WEDGE

239. INTO IT!

240. OVER TO THE SIDE.

241. PLEASE, DON'T LOOK.

242. MOVE YOUR HEADS.

243. FOR GOD'S SAKES, GIRLS, DON'T

244. GET LAZY ON ME, OR YOU'RE GOING

245. TO BE ALLIGATOR FOOD, MISSY!

246. THEY SAY SOME OF THESE

247. ALLIGATORS WILL EAT ANYTHING,

248. EVEN PLASTIC.

249. ROW!

250. ROW!

251. ROW!

252. COME ON, GIRLS, PADDLE!

253. THIS IS NOT A FAMILY CANAL.

254. THIS IS SLUTTY CANAL.

255. GO!

256. LET'S GO NOW!

257. THE FINISH LINE IS 20 METERS.

258. 20 METERS WILL BE SOON.

259. LET'S GO.

260. WE'VE GOT THESE GUYS IN THE

261. DUST.

262. WHOO!

263. GO!

264. GO!

265. GO!

266. FOR GOD'S SAKES.

267. WELL, WE PREVAILED, AS USUAL.

268. PONTIUS CAME IN SECOND IN A

269. TWO-MAN RACE.

270. JOHNNY KNOXVILLE'S ALWAYS

271. THE STAR.

272. HE ALWAYS IS IN EVERYTHING.

273. HE'S ALWAYS IN THE MAGAZINES.

274. ALL THE GIRLS THINKS HE'S CUTER,

275. AND HE EVEN WINS THE RACE.

276. BUT WE'RE STILL TRYING.

277. RIGHT?

278. TODAY WE ARE GOING ON A

279. MISSION, EMBARKING ON AN

280. ADVENTURE WITH MANNY AND THE

281. CREWMEN.

282. WE'LL BE FINDING SHARKS,

283. HAMMERHEAD SHARKS, AND YOU

284. WON'T NEED HOOKS OR SWORDS

285. AT ALL.

286. HA HA—AAH!

287. THAT WAS TOTALLY—OUT OF—!

288. WE'VE COME OUT TO THE OPEN

289. OCEAN WHERE WE HOPE TO RIDE THE

290. GREAT HAMMERHEAD SHARK.

291. AFTER ARRIVING AT THE

292. LOCATION OF THE SHARKS, THE TWO

293. SEAMEN LOOK VERY NERVOUS AND ARE

294. INTIMIDATED BY THE SHEER FEAR

295. FACTOR.

296. ARE YOU SCARED, DUDE?

297. I AIN'T SCARED.

298. IT'S PRETTY HARD NOT TO BE

299. SCARED WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO

300. RIDE A 10-FOOT HAMMERHEAD.

301. BOTH DIVERS ARE SUITING UP

302. RIGHT NOW—OH, THERE'S

303. STEVE-O'S EQUATOR—AND THEY'RE

304. PREPARING TO GO INTO THE DARK

305. MURKINESS OF THE WATERS.

306. MANNY HAS MANAGED TO CATCH TWO

307. FISH BARE-HANDEDLY, AND THEY'LL

308. BE USED TO LURE THE SHARKS IN

309. EVEN CLOSER.

310. ALL RIGHT.

311. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED

312. WITH ME.

313. AND THERE IT IS, NATURE'S

314. MURDERER, THE HAMMERHEAD SHARK.

315. THEY LOOK, "SECONDS, PLEASE,"

316. FOR ANOTHER PIECE OF CHUM.

317. STEVE-O IS SWIMMING DOWN CURRENT

318. FROM THE CHUM.

319. WHAT AN IDIOT.

320. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST

321. DANGEROUS POSITIONS YOU COULD

322. BE IN WHEN A SHARK IS AROUND.

323. HE'S ALSO FLIPPING AND FLOPPING

324. ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER

325. LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL.

326. STEVE-O'S HEAD IS OFTEN ABOVE

327. THE WATER SO THAT HE CANNOT SEE

328. APPROACHING THREATS BELOW.

329. IN THE NICK OF TIME, MANNY CALLS

330. HIM BACK TO THE BOAT.

331. BACK ABOARD, STEVE-O IS NOW

332. ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY

333. IDIOTIC.

334. HE IS STRAPPING THE CHUM BAIT

335. ALL OVER HIM.

336. MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM

337. THAT'S WHAT THE SHARKS EAT.

338. NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE

339. AND PROBABLY WON'T AGAIN.

340. THIS IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING

341. EVER ATTEMPTED.

342. HEY, STEVE-O, DO YOU THINK THIS

343. IS A GOOD THING TO TRY AT HOME?

344. HE'S ON THE SURFACE.

345. HANG ON!

346. HA HA!

347. COME ON UP HERE.

348. YES, ONCE AGAIN WE'VE FAILED

349. MISERABLY AT GETTING STEVE-O

350. EATEN BY THESE SHARKS, BUT MANNY

351. HAS JUMPED IN AND SAVED THE DAY.

352. HE'S RIDDEN ONE OF THESE

353. HAMMERHEADS OFF INTO SPERM

354. WHALE TERRITORY.

355. THIS IS SO GROSS, MAN.

356. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

357. RIDING A BIKE.

358. THE CONDIMENTS.

359. OH, YOU SICK.

360. MUSTARD.

361. FRANK, HELP ME.

362. THAT, DUDE, THAT SMELLS SO

363. BAD.

364. LET ME SEE THIS, HERE.

365. DON'T GET IT ALL WET, THEN

366. WE GOT TO WAIT FOR IT TO DRY

367. ANYWAY.

368. I'M NOT GOING TO GET IT WET.

369. YOU'RE GOING TO POUR IT

370. ON ME.

371. I AM NOT!

372. UH, RYAN, THAT'S—

373. OH!

374. OH!

375. WHERE YOU GUYS GOING TONIGHT?

376. HOME.

377. HOME?

378. WHY HOME?

379. IT'S THE PLACE TO BE.

380. WHY YOU GUYS GOING—

381. CAN I GO WITH YOU?

382. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

383. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,

384. COME ON.

385. JUST A LITTLE ONE.

386. JUST A LITTLE ONE.

387. ALL RIGHT.

388. WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

389. WHAT SMELLS?

390. WHAT IS THAT?

391. OOH, IT'S MENTHOL.

392. WOW, THERE'S A SMELL.

393. THERE'S A SMELL.

394. IT'S HIM.

395. HE SMELLS!

396. YEAH, DUDE, YOU STINK.

397. NO, I DO NOT.

398. I WAS WORKING OUT.

399. YOU SMELL REAL BAD.

400. YOU STINK.

401. YOU WANT THIS BACK?

402. NO.

403. NO?

404. YOU SMELL.

405. GET OUT OF THE CAR!

406. COME ON!

407. GET OUT OF THE CAR.

408. LET'S GO!

409. GET OUT.

410. YOU SMELL.

411. GET OUT.

412. COME ON!

413. THIS IS CALLED "FACE YOUR

414. FEAR."

415. YEAH!

416. OH, LOOK AT THAT!

417. FACE YOUR FEAR.

418. OHH!

419. FACE YOUR FEAR.

420. OHH!

421. FACE YOUR FEAR.

422. ALL RIGHT.

423. DO IT, BUDDY.

424. GO.

425. OH, YEAH!

426. YEAH!

427. HOT DOG GYMNASTICS.

428. I HATE MUSTARD!

429. EVER SINCE PUBERTY, I'VE

430. DREAMED OF POSING FOR

431. "PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE."

432. TODAY WE'RE TAKING MY VANITY

433. SHOTS, AND HOPEFULLY I'LL BE

434. ACCEPTED.

435. I'M NOT GAY.

436. I MEAN, SOME GUYS THINK THAT,

437. YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE

438. LUBING A GUY DOWN WITH LOTION

439. THAT YOU'RE GAY.

440. BUT, I MEAN, IT'S ENHANCING

441. HIS LOOK.

442. IT MAKES HIM LOOK BETTER.

443. LET'S GET THIS GOING.

444. LET'S LAY OUT ON THE CHAIR LIKE

445. YOU'RE GETTING A SUNTAN.

446. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

447. THAT'S GOOD.

448. TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT.

449. TELL WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE.

450. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAN.

451. I'VE NEVER PHOTOGRAPHED A MAN

452. NAKED.

453. I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN GIRLS

454. NAKED, RIGHT?

455. THIS IS SO GROSS, MAN.

456. DUDE, YOU WANT THE FINGER IN

457. THE MOUTH?

458. OH.

459. NO, THAT'S GOOD.

460. GO WITH IT.

461. SHOOT THE PICTURES.

462. I'M TRYING.

463. THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET

464. TOGETHER AND YOUR ARMS OVER

465. YOUR HEAD.

466. WE CAN, UH—

467. OH,

468. SORRY.

469. SORRY, MAN.

470. GO LIKE THIS.

471. OH, THAT'S PERFECT.

472. MAKEUP!

473. SEE, THIS IS THE SORT OF

474. THING THAT YOU DON'T WANT IN

475. A PHOTO SHOOT, LIKE THESE

476. GLAMOUR SHOOTS, BECAUSE, I MEAN,

477. MOST OF THIS CAN BE TAKEN CARE

478. OF IN PHOTOSHOP.

479. BUT THIS ONE IS GOOD TO JUST

480. BRING IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT.

481. A LOT OF THE TIME YOU'LL GET

482. FRUSTRATED WITH THESE LONG

483. MAKEUP JOBS.

484. OHH.

485. OHH!

486. I THINK THE

487. PHOTOGRAPHER-SUBJECT

488. RELATIONSHIP IS A LITTLE

489. TENSE RIGHT NOW.

490. WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THIS?

491. SHUT UP!

492. DOWN WITH THE SUBJECT.

493. HOLD YOUR FINGER LIKE IT'S

494. A GUN.

495. FULL MALE NUDITY!

496. WRAP YOUR LEGS ALL THE WAY

497. OVER AND THEN PUT YOUR ARM

498. BEHIND YOUR HEAD.

499. WE WANT TO GET SOME

500. BUNNY EARS.

501. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A

502. STRONG STAFF BEHIND ME,

503. CONTRIBUTING DIFFERENT IDEAS

504. FOR THE SHOT.

505. GET ON YOUR KNEES, CHRIS.

506. YOU GOING TO MAKE LOVE TO

507. THE CAMERA?

508. OH, RICK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET

509. IT IN THERE.

510. OH, THE TREE FELL DOWN.

511. I'M IN THERE.

512. SHUT UP!

513. I'M SAYING RIGHT HERE.

514. RAY, COME ON.

515. READY?

516. THEY NEED A SERGEANT.

517. THERE WE GO.

518. IT'S OK.

519. IT'S OK, DUDES.

520. WE'RE SHOOTING FOR "PLAYGIRL."

521. ALL RIGHT, BYE.

522. WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE

523. WITH "PLAYGIRL" MAGAZINE, AND

524. APPARENTLY I'M NOT WHAT THEY'RE

525. LOOKING FOR.

526. SO WE'RE IN LONDON GETTING

527. READY FOR SOMETHING CALLED THE

528. GUMBALL RALLY.

529. WE'RE GOING FROM LONDON TO

530. RUSSIA AND BACK.

531. IT'S OVER 3,000 MILES IN 5 DAYS.

532. OH!

533. APPLES.

534. YEAH.

535. OH, THAT ONE REALLY

536. TOOK A—

537. DAMN.

538. IN TWO!

539. OH!

540. YES!

541. YES!

542. YES!

543. NO!

544. HOLY...

545. OH!

546. OH!

547. OH!

548. PUT OUT YOUR CIGARETTE.

549. PUT OUT YOUR CIGARETTE!

550. OH, DUDE!

551. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU

552. JUST DID?

553. YEAH, WE GOT A CODE.

554. WE GOT A CODE 4 HERE.

555. IT'S—I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL

556. THIS HAPPENED.

557. STEVE, GO!

558. GO, STEVE-O!

559. GO, STEVE-O!

560. WHOO!

561. WHOO!

562. OH!

563. GET THE AWAY FROM ME.

564. HI.

565. I'M MR. BARRACUDIE.

566. LOOK AT MY RAZOR SHARPS. 2 F1