Jackass 3x5

Directed by

Stephanie Greenbaum as Self • Wensday Greenbaum as Self • Mike Holman as Self • Sean Cliver as Self • Michelle Klepper as Self

1. Bloody Windshield - 2. Pogo skateboard - 3. Stupid Idea 1 - 4. Drop Knee Land Boogie - 5. Snow Tubing - 6. Stupid Idea 2 - 7. Human Car Wash - 8. Bug Kisses - 9. Skunk Car - 10. Kiss Me! - 11. Snow Ladder - 12. Belt Sander Skates - 13. Ass Face - 14. Dutch Girl - 15. Tube Skateboarding

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1. HI. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

2. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

3. OHH!

4. HA HA HA!

5. HA HA HA!

6. HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

7. HA HA HA!

8. AAH!

9. UNH!

10. WHOO!

11. OH, GOD!

12. DUDE!

13. WE'RE GONNA DO BLOODY

14. WINDSHIELD TODAY, AND THE

15. WINDSHIELD WILL NEED TO BE

16. WINDSHIELD WILL NEED TO BE BROKEN.

17. BROKEN.

18. OH, HO HO!

19. THAT'S BAD.

20. HA!

21. > HA HA HA!

22. OHH!

23. HA!

24. I GOT TO THINK THAT'S GOOD.

25. EXCUSE ME.

26. CAN YOU HELP ME CLEAN THIS OFF?

27. UH, WE DON'T CAR WASH.

28. AW, DUDE, THERE'S A COP.

29. ONE SECOND.

30. OH, MAN, MY PAROLE OFFICER IS

31. NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.

32. OH, GOD!

33. DOG?

34. YEAH, IT'S A—YEAH, DOG.

35. MY STOMACH IS

36. UP RIGHT NOW, MY MAN.

37. PLEASE.

38. HEY.

39. THANKS A LOT, MAN.

40. THANKS A LOT, MAN. YOU REALLY HELPED ME OUT.

41. YOU REALLY HELPED ME OUT.

42. YOU REALLY HELPED ME OUT.

43. I JUST HIT SOMETHING.

44. CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND WASH?

45. SURE.

46. I NEED IT QUICK.

47. IT'S VERY SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU

48. GUYS ARE GONNA LET HIM GO

49. THROUGH YOUR CAR WASH LIKE THAT.

50. THROUGH YOUR CAR WASH LIKE THAT.

51. ANDALE, ANDALE!

52. LET'S GO!

53. I GOT TO GO.

54. ANDALE.

55. NO POLICIA.

56. ANDALE.

57. YOU GOT TO HELP ME, MAN.

58. I JUST NEED SOME WATER TO GET

59. THIS OFF WITH.

60. I HAD AN ACCIDENT.

61. WHOSE HAIR IS THAT?

62. I DON'T KNOW.

63. THERE'S LOTS OF IT.

64. IS THIS FROM YOU?

65. IS THIS FROM YOU? NO.

66. NO.

67. SIR?

68. OH, NO.

69. OHH.

70. DUDE, THEY'RE CALLING THE COPS.

71. DUDE, THEY'RE CALLING THE COPS.

72. OHH!

73. READY?

74. I'M RYAN DUNN.

75. THIS IS A STUPID IDEA, ROLLING

76. DOWN A HILL.

77. HA HA HA!

78. YEAH.

79. LET HIM GO.

80. SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.

81. OH, MY.

82. WHAT WAS THAT?

83. OHH!

84. OH.

85. UNH.

86. RYAN!

87. OHH.

88. RYAN, YOU ALL RIGHT?

89. I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BAD

90. IDEA.

91. YOU ALL RIGHT?

92. I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BAD

93. IDEA.

94. OH.

95. I CAN'T EVEN SEE.

96. YOU LOOKED LIKE—

97. I DIDN'T EVEN GO FAR.

98. OHH.

99. OHH. HA HA HA!

100. HA HA HA!

101. AAH!

102. TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

103. GOT ME A RIDE

104. AAH!

105. OHH, HO HO!

106. AIN'T GOT NO SPEAKERS

107. AIN'T MUCH USE

108. SO I'M LEAVING

109. AND I'M LEAVING IT FOR YOU

110. I'M LEAVING IT FOR YOU

111. HA HA HA!

112. AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY

113. STAYING OUT LATE

114. STAYING OUT LATE

115. TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA?

116. SMILE GETS SO BLUE

117. SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU

118. OW!

119. WHOA!

120. HA HA HA!

121. GOT TO TRY IT AGAIN.

122. GO THAT WAY.

123. HA HA HA!

124. WHY DID I MOVE

125. THIS IS THE HUMAN CAR WASH.

126. OH, HERE WE GO.

127. OH, HERE WE GO. HA HA HA!

128. HA HA HA!

129. HI.

130. HI. WE'RE SNOW TUBING.

131. IT'S AWESOME.

132. HA!

133. AAH!

134. WHOO!

135. HA HA HA!

136. HA!

137. HA HA!

138. HA HA!

139. AAH!

140. DOGGY STYLE.

141. HEY!

142. DOING IT DOGGY STYLE.

143. OH.

144. WHOO!

145. HA HA HA!

146. SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE

147. THE WORLD IS A MANACLED PLACE

148. OH, DUDE!

149. OHH!

150. OHH!

151. HA HA!

152. OHH!

153. OHH!

154. ALL RIGHT.

155. LET'S DO IT.

156. LET'S DO IT.

157. BRACE YOURSELF.

158. JUST STAY LOOSE.

159. THAT WAS COOL.

160. HEY.

161. HEY.

162. GET OUT OF HERE!

163. GET THAT DOG.

164. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

165. HE'S A MANIAC!

166. HE'S A MANIAC!

167. GET HIS GOOSE.

168. AAH!

169. HA HA HA!

170. GO, GO, GO.

171. GET HIS ASS.

172. GET HIS ASS.

173. GET IT.

174. GET THE MOUTH.

175. GET THE MOUTH. THIS IS THE HUMAN CAR WASH.

176. THIS IS THE HUMAN CAR WASH.

177. HERE WE GO.

178. OHH.

179. THIS IS THE FIRST BATH HE'S HAD

180. IN, LIKE, 5 DAYS.

181. HERE WE GO.

182. HA HA HA!

183. OH.

184. HA HA HA!

185. HA HA HA!

186. YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GET RICH

187. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S

188. BETTER THAN DIGGING A DITCH

189. THERE AIN'T NO TELLING

190. THERE'S GONNA BE A BIG, DIRTY

191. GREASE SPOT ON THE HOOD WHERE

192. HIS BODY WAS AND DIDN'T GET

193. WASHED.

194. LOOK AT THAT.

195. HE'S SO COLD.

196. HE'LL GET HIT WITH THE WAX.

197. OH. THEY'RE WAXING HIM?

198. YEAH.

199. TO STOP COMING

200. WELL, I SAID, KEEP THOSE RAGS

201. AND MACHINES HUMMING

202. LET ME TELL YOU

203. MAN, I—I WAS JUST COLD.

204. I DIDN'T GO INTO THAT THING

205. CLEAN.

206. THAT'S FOR SURE.

207. FIRST SHOWER I'VE HAD IN A

208. COUPLE DAYS.

209. CHANGE THAT YET?

210. HEY, CHRIS.

211. THE PRICE FOR A GOOD WETSUIT.

212. CAN YOU SEE THE BUG ON MY

213. LENS?

214. YEAH.

215. WHY DON'T YOU KISS HIM?

216. EAT HIM UP?

217. EAT HIM.

218. I'M A VEGETARIAN.

219. EAT IT.

220. YEAH.

221. DID YOU EAT HIM?

222. I SWALLOWED HIM UP.

223. HE FLEW AWAY.

224. OH, DUDE!

225. THAT WAS PRETTY.

226. DAMN!

227. OH!

228. HA HA HA!

229. AAH!

230. OH.

231. OH. HA HA HA!

232. HA HA HA!

233. HA HA HA!

234. I RACED THOSE FOR OVER 8

235. YEARS.

236. YOU RACED SKUNKS?

237. NO.

238. R.C. CARS.

239. RADIO-CONTROLLED CARS.

240. THAT'S A TOY THERE.

241. THAT'S SOMETHING YOU BUY AT

242. KMART.

243. NO. THIS IS A SKUNK CAR.

244. THAT'S NO DAMN SKUNK.

245. IT'S A RADIO-CONTROLLED CAR.

246. NO. IT'S A SKUNK.

247. IT'S A SKUNK TAIL.

248. IT'S A SKUNK WITH WHEELS.

249. THAT'S TERRIBLE.

250. THAT'S TERRIBLE.

251. I REALLY THINK THAT THERE'S A

252. HEALTH ISSUE INVOLVED, AND I

253. REALLY THINK THAT INSTEAD OF

254. GETTING OFF—BECAUSE, I MEAN,

255. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

256. YEAH.

257. I MEAN, I'M LOOKING AT YOUR

258. PANTS, AND YOU'VE GOT AN

259. PANTS, AND YOU'VE GOT AN ENORMOUS HARD-ON.

260. ENORMOUS HARD-ON.

261. STOP, PLEASE.

262. COME ON.

263. DON'T DO THIS.

264. COME ON, DUDE.

265. JUST GIVE HIM A KISS, GIVE

266. HIM A KISS.

267. YEAH. JUST ONE KISS.

268. COME ON.

269. COME ON, DUDE.

270. AAH!

271. OH, YEAH!

272. HA HA HA!

273. KNOCK IT OFF!

274. MY TONGUE SLAYED HIS EAR.

275. MY TONGUE SLAYED HIS EAR. HA HA HA!

276. HA HA HA!

277. OHH!

278. OW!

279. THIS IS SO FUN.

280. THIS IS SO FUN. WAY MORE FUN THAT SNOWBOARDING.

281. WAY MORE FUN THAT SNOWBOARDING.

282. TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO UP

283. AND GET SPANKED BY A COUPLE OF

284. DOMINATRIXES.

285. AAH!

286. AAH!

287. AAH!

288. AAH! AAH!

289. AAH!

290. SO WE'RE GONNA GO TRY OUT

291. DIMITRY'S BELT SANDER SKATES.

292. OK. WE'RE TESTING.

293. WE'RE TESTING.

294. HA HA HA!

295. THIS IS REAL BUDGET, EVEN FOR

296. US.

297. HE LOOKS CONFIDENT.

298. HELLO.

299. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS

300. IS BELT SANDER SKATES.

301. IN A JUKE-JOINT CAR

302. OHH! HO HO!

303. OK.

304. LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.

305. BEND THE KNEES LIKE A TOP SKI

306. PRO, DUDE.

307. OW!

308. OH, I NEED HELP.

309. HERE YOU GO.

310. GET OFF YOUR TOES.

311. WAIT UP.

312. YOU ARE SO CAUGHT IN THIS.

313. WHOA.

314. OH, OH, OH

315. HE'S FOR THE MONEY

316. THIS IS 1/4-INCH DRYWALL.

317. PROBABLY A BETTER SURFACE FOR

318. THE SAND SKATES, SANDER SKATES.

319. OW!

320. AAH!

321. STAY LOW.

322. I AM GOING TO BELT SAND SKATE

323. DOWN THIS WHOLE PIECE OF

324. DRYWALL.

325. THERE YOU GO!

326. YEAH!

327. YEAH!

328. HA HA HA!

329. YEAH!

330. THAT WAS IT!

331. THAT WAS IT! THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.

332. THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.

333. HOLY.

334. OH.

335. HA HA HA!

336. HA HA HA! SORRY—SORRY, CHIEF ROBERTS.

337. SORRY—SORRY, CHIEF ROBERTS.

338. OH, OH.

339. HI.

340. OH, HO HO HO!

341. OH.

342. A KISS.

343. HOO HOO HOO!

344. HOO HOO HOO!

345. I GOT TO GET OUT.

346. HOO HOO HOO!

347. HEY, LITTLE GIRL

348. I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND

349. SWEET LITTLE GIRL

350. HOO HOO!

351. HOO HOO HOO!

352. HOO HOO!

353. YOUR BOYFRIEND

354. HEY, LITTLE GIRL

355. I WANT TO BE

356. YOUR BOYFRIEND OH, OH, OH, OH

357. AAH!

358. HA HA HA!

359. THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO.

360. SQUIRT HIM.

361. HA HA HA!

362. HA HA HA!

363. NOW, GET IN THERE.

364. YOU GET IN THERE.

365. GET IN THERE WHILE IT SMELLS

366. GOOD.

367. GET IN THERE.

368. NO.

369. FROM THIS END!

370. THAT WAY, THAT WAY.

371. MY FACE IN THE PEE?

372. YEAH, FACE IN THE PEE.

373. OH, PARTY BOY.

374. OH, PARTY BOY.

375. HA HA HA!

376. HE'S LOVING THIS.

377. HA HA HA!

378. OH, THE PEE.

379. OHH!

380. IT'S GOING WAY FASTER.

381. OH.

382. HIS HEAD'S ALL OVER THE URINE.

383. HA HA HA!

384. YEAH!

385. THAT WAS SO PERFECT.

386. THE DOG PEED RIGHT IN THERE.

387. IT WAS PERFECT.

388. OH, MY GOD.

389. TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO UP

390. AND GET SPANKED BY A COUPLE OF

391. DOMINATRIXES UP IN 301.

392. DOMINATRICES.

393. DOMINATRICES?

394. SORRY.

395. MY ENGLISH AIN'T SO GOOD.

396. WELL, I'M WEDNESDAY.

397. AND I'M STEPHANIE.

398. WE'RE SISTERS, AND WE'RE A

399. LITTLE TWISTED.

400. JUST A LITTLE.

401. AND WE'RE HERE TO KICK

402. PRESTON'S LITTLE ASS.

403. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUNISH

404. YOU RIGHT NOW.

405. OH.

406. IT'S A CLIP-ON.

407. SO PRESTON'S IN THERE WITH A

408. COUPLE DOMINATRIXES, AND THEY'RE

409. GETTING READY TO LET HIM HAVE

410. IT, AND APPARENTLY, THE SAFETY

411. WORD FOR WHEN THEY GET TOO ROUGH

412. IS GONNA BE "OKLAHOMA."

413. 32.

414. OW. .

415. MY KIDNEYS.

416. I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO QUIT

417. HITTING ME IN THE KIDNEY.

418. I'LL BE PISSING BLOOD FOR A

419. WEEK.

420. OW!

421. HARD TO FIND YOUR ASS.

422. HEY.

423. THE HELL?

424. DOES THAT FEEL BETTER?

425. DO YOU LIKE THAT, PRESTON?

426. THAT'S BETTER.

427. BEND OVER THE BED.

428. YOU'RE THE WORST SLAVE I'VE EVER

429. HAD.

430. I'M IN EXTREME PAIN.

431. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

432. YES, I AM.

433. NO, BUT YOU WILL BE.

434. I AM RIGHT NOW.

435. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

436. OKLAHOMA.

437. SING THE ALPHABET NOW, YOU

438. LITTLE BITCH.

439. AAH!

440. AAH!

441. OKLAHOMA.

442. YOU GONNA DO WHATEVER WE SAY?

443. YES.

444. ARE YOU GONNA STOP

445. COMPLAINING LIKE A LITTLE SISSY

446. BOY?

447. YES.

448. STOP THAT NOW.

449. I'M SORRY.

450. STOP THAT NOW?

451. THAT'S NOT THE WORD WE

452. DISCUSSED, IS IT?

453. OW.

454. OW!

455. OW!

456. OW!

457. OW!

458. OW!

459. OW!

460. PRESTON?

461. PRESTON?

462. OKLAHOMA.

463. OKLAHOMA.

464. OKLAHOMA.

465. OK?

466. OKLAHOMA.

467. OKLAHOMA.

468. OKLAHOMA.

469. NO MORE.

470. CUT IT?

471. YEAH.

472. THAT'S IT.

473. WE GOT THE SHOTS.

474. WE GOT THE SHOTS. WE GOT THE SHOTS.

475. WE GOT THE SHOTS.

476. THERE WE GO.

477. I WAS A BAD BOY TODAY.

478. I WAS A BAD BOY.

479. AND NOW MY MISTRESSES ARE

480. BEATING ME.

481. OW.

482. MY MISTRESSES ARE BEATING ME.

483. KEEP SAYING IT.

484. HE NEEDS TO GET ANOTHER SHOT

485. OF IT.

486. SING "MARY HAD A LITTLE

487. LAMB."

488. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.

489. HIS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.

490. EVERYWHERE MARY WENT THAT LAMB

491. WAS SURE TO GO.

492. WHO'S A DIRTY, LITTLE SLUT?

493. PRESTON IS.

494. WHO'S A BAD BOY?

495. PRESTON IS.

496. AAH!

497. AAH!

498. I'M A SLUT.

499. I'M A SLUT!

500. I'M A DIRTY, LITTLE SLUT.

501. OW!

502. SAY IT.

503. HARDER!

504. OW!

505. OW!

506. OW!

507. UNH!

508. HA HA HA!

509. AAH!

510. THIS IS MY HIP-HOP DANCING.

511. THIS IS MY HIP-HOP DANCING. AAH!

512. AAH!

513. CATCH IT!

514. CATCH HER!

515. ON THE RUN.

516. OHH!

517. NOT UNLESS I'M TOLD TO CRY BY MY

518. MISTRESSES.

519. SAY IT AGAIN.

520. NOT UNLESS I'M TOLD TO CRY BY

521. MY MISTRESSES.