Jackass 3x4

Directed by

Jess Margera as Self • Dimitry Elyashkevich as Self • Master Fuol as Self • Trip Taylor as Self • Daewon Song as Self

1. Slip & Slide - 2. Rude Johnny 1 - 3. Body Cast - 4. Snowboarding - 5. Crapper Sled - 6. Human Pinate - 7. Bucket Slide - 8. Carpet Skating - 9. Rude Johnny 2 - 10. Hunchback At Notre Dame - 11. Metro Bunny - 12. Rude Johnny 3 - 13. Paintball Duel - 14. Jumping Hurdles - 15. Pigeons On Johnny's Crack - 16. Wee King - 17. Rude Johnny 4 - 18. Nutball

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1. HI. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

2. HI. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

3. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

4. WELCOME TO "JACKASS." WOO!

5. WOO!

6. WOO! DANG!

7. DANG!

8. OH!

9. OH!

10. ROUND AND ROUND YOU GO

11. YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TIME TO SAY

12. MIKE IN THE HOUSE... WHO'S NEXT?

13. GET YOUR RUMP ON THE FLOOR

14. LET'S START, WORK IT, BABE

15. ON THE TOTAL...

16. OFF WITH IT, GIRL

17. THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT

18. DANCE, TRICK, 'CAUSE WE ALWAYS

19. RIGHT, UP AND DOWN,

20. UP AND DOWN, UP AND

21. DOWN, MAKE YOUR RUMP, BABY...

22. PUT YOUR LEGS ON THE CEILING...

23. START FEELING, HOW DID YOU KNOW

24. THIS CLUB, WE CHILLING,

25. AIN'T NO TIME TO BE WASTE

26. RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SEE

27. MONEY'S WORTH, YO

28. SHAKE THAT THING TO THE SIDE

29. BREAK IT DOWN ONE TIME

30. MY MOM'S GONNA HATE THIS

31. PIECE.

32. ME AND GARBAGE MAN.

33. AND WHY DID YOU CALL ME

34. GARBAGE MAN?

35. ROUND, THE WAY, DO IT, I LIKE

36. IT, UP AND DOWN, SIDE TO SIDE

37. LIKE IT'S A BUMPY RIDE

38. COME ON OVER AND LET IT DROP

39. GONNA GIVE THE BOYS A TABLETOP

40. BUT I KNOW WHAT, I'M PRETTY SURE

41. I COULD GO FOR A LITTLE SHOT

42. IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME

43. FOR THE PLACE TO ROCK

44. WHAT DID HE DO WRONG?

45. WHAT DID HE DO WRONG?

46. EVERYTHING.

47. HE FLIPPED IT THE WRONG WAY.

48. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACKWARDS.

49. AND THEN HE LANDED RIGHT ABOUT

50. HERE.

51. HE BOUNCED OFF.

52. HE BOUNCED OFF.

53. I GOT A...

54. I GOT A BROKEN FACE, UH-HUH,

55. UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH, OOH!

56. I GOT A BROKEN FACE

57. I GOT A BROKEN FACE

58. THERE WAS THIS BOY WHO HAD

59. TWO CHILDREN WITH HIS SISTERS

60. THEY WERE HIS DAUGHTERS

61. THEY WERE HIS FAVORITE LOVERS

62. I GOT NO LIPS, I GOT NO TONGUE

63. WHERE THERE WERE EYES

64. THERE'S ONLY SPACE

65. I GOT NO LIPS, I GOT NO TONGUE

66. I GOT A BROKEN FACE, UH-HUH

67. I GOT A BROKEN FACE

68. THERE WAS THIS MAN WHO SNAPPED

69. HIS POKE IN LITTLE PIECES

70. AND THEN THEY DRILLED HOLES

71. AND THEN THEY PUT 'EM BACK IN

72. THERE, I GOT NO LIPS, I GOT NO

73. TONGUE, WHERE THERE WERE EYES

74. OH,

75. OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

76. OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! UH! UH!

77. UH! UH!

78. I HURT ALL OVER.

79. LOVELY?"

80. I GOT NO LIPS, I GOT NO TONGUE

81. WHERE THERE WERE EYES THERE'S

82. ONLY SPACE, I GOT NO LIPS

83. ONLY SPACE, I GOT NO LIPS

84. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

85. OH,

86. YOU KNOW, I'M DONE WITH

87. THIS, SERIOUSLY.

88. YEAH?

89. ALL RIGHT,

90. PICK HIM UP BY YOURSELF IF

91. YOU'RE SO SICK ABOUT IT.

92. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

93. I'M DONE.

94. HELP ME!

95. IS ANYBODY THERE?

96. WE'LL GET 'EM...

97. WE'LL GET 'EM... OH, HEY!

98. OH, HEY!

99. OH, HEY!

100. HI. I AM STEVE-O,

101. AND THIS IS THE CRAPPER SLED.

102. AND THIS IS THE CRAPPER SLED.

103. WHOA!

104. WHOA!

105. AAH! OW!

106. AAH! OW!

107. YOU WANT CANDY...

108. BASH IT IN!

109. AAH! OW!

110. THAT'S GOOD.

111. THIS IS WHERE THE CANDY IS.

112. THIS IS WHERE THE CANDY IS.

113. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

114. NOT YET!

115. THAT LOOKS GOOD.

116. THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.

117. HI.

118. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS

119. IS THE HUMAN PINATA.

120. UH!

121. WOO!

122. OH! OW...

123. OH! OW...

124. THERE YOU GO.

125. HARDER.

126. GO GET THE CAMERAMAN.

127. YEAH, GET THE CAMERAMAN.

128. GO GET THE CAMERAMAN.

129. GO GET HIM!

130. JUST RAM HIM IN THE STOMACH.

131. GO GET HIM!

132. CAMERAMAN. HIT HIM!

133. HE'S GOT CANDY IN HIS BELLY.

134. HE'S GOT CANDY IN HIS BELLY!

135. GET HIM!

136. OH! OW!

137. OW!

138. HIT HIM IN THE DING-DING.

139. I'M HURT. OW!

140. OH,

141. WHOA!

142. YEAH!

143. WILD!

144. WILD!

145. WILD!

146. WILD IN THE STREETS, WILD IN THE

147. STREETS, WILD IN THE STREETS

148. WILD IN THE STREETS

149. IN THE HEAT OF THE SUMMER

150. BETTER CALL OUT THE PLUMBER

151. TURN ON THE STEAM PIPE

152. COOL ME OFF WITH YOUR BIG CRIME

153. FIGHTERS AND YOUR NEWSPAPER

154. WRITERS, STILL NEED A DRUGSTORE

155. TO CURE MY BUZZ, WILD IN THE

156. VALIUMS, COUPLE OF BEERS REALLY

157. DO ME RIGHT, YOU BETTER BELIEVE

158. US AND BETTER TRUST US, TEENAGE

159. JIVE, WALKING WRECK, WILD IN THE

160. STREETS, WILD IN THE STREETS

161. RUNNING WILD IN THE STREETS

162. RUNNING WILD IN THE STREETS

163. YEAH, WE'RE RUNNING WILD IN THE

164. STREETS, RUNNING WILD IN THE

165. STREETS, WE'RE RUNNING WILD IN

166. THE STREETS, RUNNING WILD IN THE

167. STREETS, WE'RE RUNNING WILD IN

168. EXCUSE ME.

169. EXCUSE ME.

170. LIKE HER STYLE, BUT SHE'S A

171. HUNCHBACK, I'M NOT A PRETTY

172. EXCUSE ME.

173. FOOTBALL GAME, SHE'S MY LITTLE

174. YOU KNOW WHAT?

175. I CAN CATCH YOU.

176. I CAN CATCH YOU!

177. WAIT! HANG ON!

178. CAN I ASK YOU TO...

179. PLEASE.

180. WHY DON'T THEY JUST LET US BE?

181. SHE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

182. SHE'S GOT A HUNCHBACK, A

183. HUNCHBACK, A HUNCHBACK

184. WHAT?

185. WHAT?

186. OW!

187. !

188. ! OW!

189. OW!

190. HOWDY, PARTNER.

191. WE'RE HERE AT THE SUNSET RANCH

192. AGAIN IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA,

193. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE AN OLD

194. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE AN OLD WEST PAINTBALL DUEL.

195. WEST PAINTBALL DUEL.

196. DOES AXL ROSE HAVE THIS MUCH

197. TROUBLE PUTTING HIS

198. ON?

199. IT'S A SPEEDO G-STRING.

200. BOY, THIS IS A TREASURE.

201. OW! OW!

202. IT SLIPPED.

203. UH!

204. OH, YOU BASTARD!

205. DID YOU SEE IT?

206. I SHOT THE GUY WITH THE GUN!

207. HOW DO I LOOK?

208. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

209. WE'RE DRAWING STRAWS

210. RIGHT NOW TO DETERMINE THE

211. CONTESTANTS IN THE FIRST MATCH.

212. KOSICK AND PONTIUS IS THE FIRST

213. DUEL, AND THEN KASSAK AND MYSELF

214. ARE THE NEXT.

215. THE CONTESTANTS WILL STAND BACK

216. TO BACK.

217. THEY WILL WALK 3 PACES AWAY FROM

218. EACH OTHER, THEN TURN AROUND AND

219. FIRE.

220. BETWEEN HERE AND HERE IS THE

221. KILL ZONE.

222. THIS WOULD BE THE THRILL ZONE.

223. SET.

224. 1, 2, 3. GO!

225. THERE'S STILL NO WINNER.

226. OW!

227. OW! OW!

228. MORE!

229. WE HAVE A KILL, AND YOU'RE

230. LACTATING.

231. THE WINNER OF THAT

232. MATCH WILL BE PONTIUS.

233. ARE YOU HURTING?

234. NO. I JUST WANT TO GET THESE

235. CHAPS OFF, MAN.

236. I FEEL LIKE I'M WEARING

237. WEE MAN-SIZE CLOTHING.

238. 1, 2, 3.

239. OW!

240. OH,

241. OW!

242. YOU LOST.

243. YOU'RE OUT.

244. YOU GUYS READY?

245. ALL RIGHT. GO!

246. GET HIM, GET HIM!

247. OW!

248. BULL'S-EYE SUPREME.

249. SORRY, KNOXVILLE.

250. OK. HERE'S THE CHAMPIONSHIP

251. DUEL BETWEEN MR. KASSAK

252. AND MR. PONTIUS.

253. YOU READY TO GO, MEN?

254. YOU READY TO GO, MEN? GO!

255. GO!

256. GO!

257. I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER.

258. KASSAK.

259. DON'T MESS WITH DEADEYE

260. KASSAK.

261. LOOK AT THAT DAMAGE RIGHT

262. THERE.

263. THERE. OW!

264. OW!

265. OH, MY...

266. YOU'RE JUST SO HEAVY COMING

267. DOWN.

268. I WILL NOW TAKE SOME OF

269. ZIS CAKE

270. THAT I COULD NOT FINISH.

271. OH,

272. THESE BE—THESE BE VERY HAPPY

273. BIRDS HERE IN A LITTLE BIT.

274. YOU THINK THE BIRD SUIT WILL

275. YOU THINK THE BIRD SUIT WILL WORK HERE?

276. WORK HERE?

277. WORK HERE? THAT'S DISGUSTING.

278. THAT'S DISGUSTING.

279. NO. YOU GOTTA GET IT UP.

280. STAND LIKE THAT.

281. STAND LIKE THAT. YEAH. YEAH.

282. YEAH. YEAH.

283. THEY'RE NOT COMING.

284. THEY'RE NOT COMING.

285. WAIT, WAIT.

286. JUST LEAVE IT UP THERE.

287. GET DOWN.

288. PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN.

289. PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN.

290. PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN.

291. HERE. WAIT.

292. DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE.

293. DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE.

294. THERE'S ONE DOWN ON MY ASS.

295. HE'S EATING IT OUT OF HERE!

296. HE'S EATING IT OUT OF HERE!

297. SERVANTS, UNROLL THE ROYAL

298. CARPET.

299. IS NONE HIGHER, SUCKER MCs

300. SHOULD CALL ME SIRE

301. TO BURN MY KINGDOM

302. YOU MUST USE FIRE, I WON'T STOP

303. AND COME CORRECT

304. OUR CUTS ARE ON TIME AND RHYMES

305. CONNECT, GOT THE RIGHT TO VOTE

306. AND WILL ELECT

307. AND OTHER RAPPERS CAN'T STAND US

308. AND OTHER RAPPERS CAN'T STAND US

309. YOU, BUDDY.

310. YOU, BUDDY.

311. KING! SIRE!

312. KING! SIRE! YO!

313. YO!

314. YO!

315. ALL RIGHT.

316. THIS IS CALLED NUTBALL, THE GAME

317. I USED TO PLAY AS A YOUNG CHILD,

318. A YOUNG BOY, FROLICKING WITH MY

319. FRIENDS.

320. THE OBJECT IS TO SIT ACROSS THE

321. ROOM FROM ONE ANOTHER AND LOFT

322. THIS RACQUETBALL IN THE AIR, AND

323. WHOEVER CAN'T TAKE GETTING HIT

324. IN THE BULL'S-EYE ANYMORE WOULD

325. BE THE LOSER, AND THE OTHER

326. GENTLEMAN BEING THE VICTOR.

327. OW!

328. OW!

329. OW!

330. OK. RESUME PLAY.

331. OOH!

332. THAT WAS A BOUNCER.

333. SEE, I DON'T HAVE AS

334. MUCH... TO PROTECT ME.

335. I'M ALL BALLS.

336. OOH!

337. HE GOT THE WIENER.

338. I GOT A LITTLE ...

339. AND ONE...

340. OH!

341. THAT'S A BOUNCER, THOUGH.

342. YEAH. IT DOESN'T HURT AS

343. MUCH.

344. IT RESONATES NICELY.

345. OH!

346. OOH!

347. I GOTTA KNOCK OUT JOHNNY

348. FAST.

349. I'M THE VETERAN.

350. I'M THE VETERAN. I'M THE CRAFTY VETERAN.

351. I'M THE CRAFTY VETERAN.

352. AAH!

353. AAH!

354. LET ME MOVE OVER

355. TO THIS SIDE.

356. OH!

357. I LOSE.

358. HEY, NUTBALL'S COOL ENOUGH

359. FOR ME, DUDE.

360. THIS IS TO SEE WHO HAS TO

361. PLAY WITH STEVE-O THROWING THE

362. BONE ACROSS THE ROOM, WHICH

363. WEIGHS, LIKE, 4 OR 5 POUNDS.

364. DRAW ANOTHER ONE.

365. DRAW ANOTHER ONE. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS NEXT ONE IS.

366. LET'S SEE WHAT THIS NEXT ONE IS.

367. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY ELIMINATED

368. EVERY LAST COMPETITOR, AND NOW

369. I'M DRAWING FROM THE BOWL TO

370. SEE, ONCE THE STAKES ARE HIGH,

371. WHO GETS ANNIHILATED

372. BY THE BONE.

373. THAT WOULD BE EHREN.

374. OH!

375. OW!

376. OW! STEVE-O'S THE WINNER.

377. STEVE-O'S THE WINNER.

378. YOU GOTTA HELP ME, MAN.

379. I JUST NEED SOME WATER

380. TO GET THIS OFF WITH.

381. I HAD AN ACCIDENT.

382. DANGEROUS, COMING NOW!

383. SUPER ATHLETES.

384. SUPER ATHLETES.

385. SUPER ATHLETES.

386. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

387. DOING IN MY YARD?

388. GET OUT OF MY YARD!

389. DOES ANYTHING LOOK OUT OF

390. DOES ANYTHING LOOK OUT OF PLACE?

391. PLACE?

392. THAT IS A NAKED MAN IN YOUR

393. FRONT YARD.

394. OH!

395. JUST LET ME PUT SOME CLOTHES

396. ON!