Jackass 2x5

Directed by

Phil Margera as Self • Tony Hawk as Self • Kristin Lane as Self • Mark Seliger as Self • Rob Wells as Self

1. Rolling Stone Cover Shoot - 2. Sledding Accidant - 3. Phil's Chair - 4. Party Boy: Football Style - 5. Cowboy Skate Park - 6. Human bowling Ball - 7. Ehren On The Hill - 8. Daddy And Baby 3 - 9. Raab's Turd - 10. Rafting With Tony Hawk - 11. Wheelbarrow Wreck - 12. Chubby Chaser 2 - 13. Rugby - 14. Gator Unicycle - 15. Milk Challenge

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1. HI. I'M MARY.

2. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

3. YOU BOTH GOT TO SAY, "HI, I'M

4. JOHNNY KNOXVILLE."

5. HI, I'M JOHNNY—BLEW IT.

6. I'LL GO WITH YOU.

7. HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

8. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

9. OK, LET'S TRY IT.

10. I'LL TRY TO STAY WITH YOU.

11. 1, 2, 3.

12. HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

13. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

14. GOT IT.

15. GOT IT. OK.

16. OK.

17. HELLO, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

18. I'M ABOUT TO BE PELTED BY 3

19. SHOOTERS WITH PAINTBALL GUNS FOR

20. A "ROLLING STONE" COVER SHOOT.

21. OK, RIFLEMEN, PLEASE TAKE

22. YOUR AIM.

23. ONCE IT STARTS FLASHING, YOU

24. CAN GO.

25. READY, AIM, FIRE.

26. READY, AIM, FIRE. OH, STOP!

27. OH, STOP!

28. DUDE, THAT IS NO JOKE.

29. NO JOKE.

30. THAT WAS PAIN.

31. YEAH!

32. HOW'S THAT CHEST?

33. HOW'S THAT CHEST? OH, MY GOODNESS.

34. OH, MY GOODNESS.

35. YOU DRESSED SO FINE

36. THREW THE BUMS A DIME

37. IN YOUR PRIME, DIDN'T YOU?

38. PEOPLE CALL, SAY "BEWARE, DOLL,

39. YOU'RE BOUND TO FALL"

40. YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE

41. ALL KIDDING YOU

42. YOU USED TO LAUGH ABOUT

43. EVERYBODY THAT WAS HANGING OUT

44. NOW YOU DON'T TALK SO LOUD

45. NOW YOU DON'T SEEM SO PROUD

46. ABOUT HAVING TO BE SCROUNGING

47. YOUR NEXT MEAL

48. HOW DOES IT FEEL?

49. ARE YOU QUICK?

50. NO.

51. LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

52. LIKE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

53. YOU GOT IT?

54. OH, TOTALLY, MAN.

55. OH, TOTALLY, MAN. NICE ONE.

56. NICE ONE.

57. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

58. WELL, I'M TAKING OUT

59. SCREWS, AND WHEN PHIL SITS DOWN

60. IN HIS CHAIR TO BALANCE HIS

61. BOOKS, HE'LL FALL, I GUESS.

62. I WONDER...

63. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

64. MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ALL OF

65. THEM OFF.

66. YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET

67. THE FRONT ONE OUT, BECAUSE WHEN

68. HE SITS DOWN, YOU WANT HIM TO

69. FALL BACKWARDS.

70. I THINK THE ONLY ONE LEFT IS

71. THAT ONE.

72. I THINK IT'S OUT.

73. IT'S JUST YOU HAVE TO GET THE

74. FRONT ONE.

75. OH, HE'S GOING TO GET

76. ANNIHILATED.

77. DO YOU THINK HE WOULD SEE THE

78. CAMERA HERE?

79. NO.

80. DO YOU THINK HE COULD SEE

81. THAT?

82. YEAH, BUT YOU THINK IT'S

83. YEAH, BUT YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO SEE HIM?

84. GOING TO SEE HIM?

85. [ELVIS SINGING "AND THE GRASS

86. WON'T PAY NO MIND" ON STEREO]

87. BUT TODAY I HEAR

88. COOLS THE SWEAT

89. COOLS THE SWEAT

90. HEY, MY NAME'S STEVE ROBERTS.

91. THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN

92. MESSING AROUND WITH HORSES IS

93. MESSING AROUND WITH MY COWBOY

94. MESSING AROUND WITH MY COWBOY FRIENDS.

95. FRIENDS.

96. YEAH!

97. YEAH! YEAH!

98. YEAH!

99. YEAH! WOO!

100. WOO!

101. PULL THE FLUTE

102. I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE

103. THE WORLD'S MOST

104. THE WORLD'S MOST

105. HALF AND HALF

106. I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE

107. THE WORLD'S MOST

108. PROGRESSIVE COWBOY DON'T FORGET THE CLOWN

109. HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE

110. HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

111. HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

112. TODAY WE HAVE 3 TEAMS.

113. BAM AND RYAN.

114. THE BANANAS.

115. KNOXVILLE, WEE

116. MAN.

117. WE HAVEN'T

118. DECIDED.

119. DANGER

120. EHREN AND DAVE.

121. THEIR TEAM NAME IS THE ORANGE

122. SHIRTS—BUT THEY FORGOT THEIRS.

123. HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE

124. HI, I'M PRESTON, AND I'M THE HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

125. HUMAN BOWLING BALL.

126. OH, MY GOD!

127. OW!

128. OW!

129. NEXT UP IS DAVE AND EHREN'S

130. TEAM.

131. TEAM. 1, 2, 3.

132. 1, 2, 3.

133. OH, THAT'S SO GOOD.

134. HOW'S IT GOING, PRESTON?

135. IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT.

136. YOU HAVING FUN?

137. YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

138. THE SCORE IS 2 FOR BAM AND

139. RYAN, AND THE SCORE FOR DAVE AND

140. EHREN IS 3, SO IT'S A CLOSE

141. GAME.

142. HEY, BUDDY, WHAT'S GOING ON

143. DOWN HERE?

144. HEY, RUB YOUR BALL.

145. RUB YOUR BALL AND MAKE IT FEEL

146. COMFORTABLE.

147. THERE YOU GO.

148. BEND YOUR KNEES.

149. 1, 2, 3!

150. YEAH, PRESTON!

151. YEAH, PRESTON! WOO!

152. WOO!

153. PUT THE BALL IN WATER.

154. THIS IS IT.

155. THIS IS THE LAST ONE.

156. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.

157. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

158. THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

159. ONE MORE, THAT'S IT.

160. DUDE!

161. WHAT'S YOUR TEAM NAME?

162. JUST 3 TIMES.

163. 3 MORE TIMES?

164. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

165. YOU'RE THE CRAPPIEST BOWLING

166. BALL I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE.

167. YOU GOT A HELMET ON FOR

168. SAKE.

169. 1, 2, 3!

170. 1, 2, 3! WAIT, WAIT—OH!

171. WAIT, WAIT—OH!

172. OH, MY GOD!

173. THAT WAS BRILLIANT.

174. I THINK THAT WAS A SPARE ON THAT

175. ONE.

176. THEY KNOCKED DOWN 7 PINS.

177. BE THE BALL.

178. AAH!

179. JUST PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THE

180. HOLE.

181. ARE YOU GUYS READY?

182. ARE YOU GUYS READY? FINGERS IN THE HOLES!

183. FINGERS IN THE HOLES!

184. YEAH!

185. WOO!

186. THIS WILL BE THE FINAL

187. ATTEMPT.

188. KNOXVILLE AND WEE MAN NEED A

189. STRIKE FOR VICTORY, AND THAT'S

190. THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN ACHIEVE

191. IT.

192. THIS IS THE MONEY SHOT.

193. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE FINAL

194. ONE.

195. YOU NEED A STRIKE TO WIN.

196. OK.

197. OK. 1, 2, 3.

198. 1, 2, 3.

199. VICTORY IS OURS!

200. I FEEL SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

201. TODAY'S VICTORS AREN'T NAMED

202. VICTOR AT ALL.

203. IT'S EHREN AND DAVE, AND THEY

204. USED KEY FINGER PLACEMENT IN

205. THEIR BOWLING ACCURACY.

206. TODAY'S WINNERS!

207. TODAY'S WINNERS! WOO!

208. WOO!

209. DADDY AND BABY ARE GOING TO

210. DADDY AND BABY ARE GOING TO GO ON A NICE, LEISURELY STROLL.

211. GO ON A NICE, LEISURELY STROLL.

212. COME ON, SWEETIE.

213. COME ON, SWEETIE. COME ON.

214. COME ON.

215. COME ON, BABY.

216. COME ON, BABY. COME ON, BABY.

217. COME ON, BABY.

218. OH, BABY.

219. OH, BABY. BABY, OH.

220. BABY, OH.

221. OH, GOD.

222. OH, GOD. HA HA HA.

223. HA HA HA.

224. COME ON.

225. OH, GOD.

226. OH, BOY.

227. IT'S OK.

228. IT'S OK.

229. IT'S OK. THANK YOU.

230. THANK YOU.

231. SO RICK'S GOING TO

232. DEMONSTRATE HOW WE RECORD A V.O.

233. A V.O. IS A VOICE-OVER.

234. A V.O. IS A VOICE-OVER.

235. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

236. OW!

237. YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY NOISE.

238. YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY NOISE.

239. ARE WE DONE?

240. ARE WE DONE?

241. DUDE, I'M IN THE SAME BOAT AS

242. TONY HAWK.

243. TONY HAWK. THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.

244. THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.

245. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO

246. BAM WHILE HE'S NOT ON THE BOAT?

247. YEAH, I APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND.

248. YEAH, I APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND. THERE HE GOES.

249. THERE HE GOES.

250. THERE'S SO MUCH SPLASHING IN

251. HERE.

252. TONY IS GETTING WORKED ON THIS

253. NEXT ONE.

254. PUMP UP THE JAM FULL

255. THROTTLE.

256. TONY'S GETTING WORKED.

257. [PLAYING "THE HUMAN DRIVE IN

258. HI-FI" BY CKY]

259. DUDE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

260. SERIOUSLY, STAY RIGHT THERE,

261. MAN.

262. TALK TO ME.

263. TALK TO ME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

264. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

265. OK, READY?

266. OK, READY? HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

267. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

268. YO, THAT WAS GOOD.

269. YO, THAT WAS GOOD. THAT'S A WRAP.

270. THAT'S A WRAP.

271. SO WE'RE HERE IN MERRY OLD

272. ENGLAND, AND MR. PONTIUS AND I

273. OVERDID IT A LITTLE LAST NIGHT,

274. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PRACTICE

275. RUGBY WITH THE LONDON IRISH, A

276. PROFESSIONAL RUGBY TEAM.

277. PROFESSIONAL RUGBY TEAM. I DO NOT FEEL GOOD.

278. I DO NOT FEEL GOOD.

279. THEY'RE PRETTY BIG BOYS.

280. GET KICKED IN THE HEAD A

281. LOT.

282. LOT. BABY'S COLD.

283. BABY'S COLD.

284. HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND

285. HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS IS RUGBY.

286. THIS IS RUGBY.

287. THIS IS RUGBY. GO FOR IT, SONNY.

288. GO FOR IT, SONNY.

289. HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR?

290. HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR? GOOD.

291. GOOD.

292. I'M STEVE-O, AND I'M GOING TO

293. SHOW THIS ALLIGATOR HOW I DO IT.

294. HEY, BUDDY.

295. I DON'T THINK HE LIKED THAT.

296. HE KIND OF MOVED THIS WAY A

297. LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?

298. DO YOU LIKE THAT, BUDDY?

299. HEY, TRY TO RIDE YOUR

300. UNICYCLE RIGHT THERE.

301. OK, JUST PUT YOUR UNICYCLE...

302. LET'S GO.

303. LET'S GO. WE GOT IT.

304. WE GOT IT.

305. MY NAME'S ROLLER BOBBY, AND

306. I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT SOME CRIME.

307. OF LONDON

308. PANIC ON THE STREETS

309. OF BIRMINGHAM

310. I WONDER TO MYSELF

311. COULD LIFE EVER BE SANE AGAIN?

312. THE LEEDS SIDE STREETS

313. THAT YOU SLIP DOWN

314. I WONDER TO MYSELF

315. HOPES MAY RISE ON THE GRASMERE

316. BUT, HONEY PIE

317. YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE

318. SO YOU RUN DOWN

319. TO THE SAFETY OF THE TOWN

320. BUT THERE'S PANIC

321. ON THE STREETS OF CARLISLE

322. NO JAYWALKING.

323. WAIT FOR THE GREEN.

324. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING.

325. IT'S A RED LIGHT.

326. YOU KNOW THE LAW, MA'AM.

327. NO CROSSING ON THE RED.

328. WOO-HOO-HOO!

329. YEAH!

330. ALL RIGHT, IT'S OK.

331. COME ON.

332. COME ON.

333. YOU ALL—ALL RIGHT.

334. HALT!

335. HALT!

336. YOU KNOW THE LAW.

337. ALL RIGHT.

338. ABOUT MY LIFE

339. HANG THE BLESSED DJ

340. BECAUSE THE MUSIC

341. THEY CONSTANTLY PLAY

342. ON THE LEEDS SIDE STREETS

343. THAT YOU SLIP DOWN

344. OR PROVINCIAL TOWNS

345. YOU JOG ROUND

346. HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

347. HANG THE DJ

348. HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

349. HAND THE DJ...

350. GO ON, SHOW US WHAT YOU CAN

351. DO, THEN.

352. HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

353. HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ...

354. NO JAYWALKING.

355. HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

356. HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ

357. HANG THE DJ...

358. THAT'S BAD ASS.

359. REALLY GOING TO ME UP.

360. REALLY GOING TO ME UP. READY?

361. READY?

362. READY? YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE.

363. YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE.

364. YOU'VE GOT TO DIVE. HE PEED ON ME.

365. HE PEED ON ME.

366. ALL RIGHT, OK.

367. OK, HERE, PEE ON ME, AND THEN

368. WE'RE EVEN.

369. LET ME PUNCH YOU IN THE

370. CHEST.

371. NO!

372. YOU URINATED ON ME!

373. STAND RIGHT THERE.

374. PUNCH HIM HARD.

375. THAT'S GOING TO HURT HIM.

376. NO.

377. NO. JUST DO IT.

378. JUST DO IT.

379. WANT TO DO IT?

380. WANT TO DO IT? YEAH.

381. YEAH.

382. YEAH. OK.

383. OK.

384. I NEVER THOUGHT FAT GUYS

385. GETTING TOSSED INTO CANS WOULD

386. GETTING TOSSED INTO CANS WOULD BE SO FUNNY. 2 F1