Jackass 2x3

Directed by

Phil Margera as Self • Vincent Margera as Self • Tony Hawk as Self • Manny Puig as Self • Jess Margera as Self

1. Punt Return - 2. Bicycle Head Pt.1 - 3. Hole In The lawn - 4. American Werewolf In London - 5. The Loop - 6. The Goose - 7. Bicycle Head Pt.2 - 8. The Rattlesnake - 9. Don Vito's dent - 10. Corn Sledding - 11. Parking Deck - 12. Bam's Second Day - 13. Bicycle Head Pt.3 - 14. Butt Piercing

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1. WATCHING "JACKASS"!

2. WATCHING "JACKASS"!

3. AAH!

4. AAH!

5. MOO!

6. MOO!

7. WHOA!

8. YEAH, I'M READY TO TAKE ONE

9. FOR THE TEAM.

10. THIS IS.

11. I'M GONNA SHOW THEM WHAT

12. SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE

13. FOOTBALL'S ALL ABOUT.

14. OH, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!

15. OHH!

16. ALL RIGHT!

17. FIRE ON THE BALL.

18. THAT GUY'S GONNA SLAUGHTER

19. HIM.

20. THEY'RE BIGGER THAN ME.

21. OH! UGH!

22. HOW ARE YOU, SIR.

23. JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

24. NICE TO MEET YOU.

25. LAST DAY ALIVE.

26. UNH! UNH! UNH!

27. THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR YOU.

28. THEY DON'T LIKE THE BLACK SOCKS

29. WITH THE TENNIS SHOES, THOUGH.

30. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT

31. THAT.

32. WHAT, THE PLAYERS WON'T LIKE

33. THE BLACK SOCKS?

34. WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

35. THAT'LL MAKE THEM HIT ME HARDER.

36. GO, JOHNNY!

37. GO!

38. GO!

39. HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND

40. I'M ABOUT TO RETURN A PUNT.

41. I'M ABOUT TO RETURN A PUNT.

42. UGH!

43. HA HA HA!

44. THAT WAS WEAK!

45. COME ON, KICK THE FOOTBALL!

46. BOO!

47. BOO!

48. UNH!

49. UGH!

50. OOF!

51. HA HA!

52. HA HA HA!

53. OHH!

54. OHH! HA HA HA!

55. HA HA HA!

56. HEH HEH.

57. HA HA HA.

58. COME ON, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

59. AAH!

60. UNH! OOF!

61. OH!

62. OH, HA HA!

63. HA HA HA!

64. HA HA HA HA!

65. AH, HA HA HA!

66. UNH, HEH HEH.

67. HA HA.

68. THAT WAS—

69. WOO!

70. THAT HURT.

71. THAT HURT.

72. LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

73. I GOT ONE MORE IN ME.

74. YEAH!

75. YEAH!

76. YEAH!

77. COME ON!

78. HA HA HA!

79. YEAH!

80. LET HIM CATCH IT!

81. GO GO GO!

82. UNH!

83. OHH!

84. UGH!

85. OHH!

86. WOW! WHOA!

87. WOW!

88. HA HA HA!

89. WOO! WOO!

90. HA HA HA!

91. YEAH!

92. YEAH!

93. HA HA!

94. HA HA! OH,

95. OH,

96. PHIL COMES HOME IN ONE HOUR,

97. HE MOWS THE LAWN ON EVERY

98. WEDNESDAY,

99. SO WE'RE GONNA DIG A HOLE RIGHT

100. HERE, COVER IT UP WITH STICKS,

101. AND THEN, HE'S GONNA MOW RIGHT

102. INTO IT.

103. HOW THICK?

104. I WANT IT MASSIVE.

105. I WANT IT MASSIVE. HA HA HA.

106. HA HA HA.

107. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

108. WE'RE DIGGING A HOLE.

109. FOR WHAT?

110. PHIL HAS TO MOW THE LAWN

111. TODAY.

112. NOSTALGIA.

113. HE'S GONNA—HE'S GONNA FALL

114. INTO THE HOLE, WE'RE GONNA FILM

115. IT FROM UP IN THAT ROOF.

116. IT FROM UP IN THAT ROOF. IT'LL LOOK PERFECT.

117. IT'LL LOOK PERFECT.

118. COME ON, CHILL OUT.

119. LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING

120. TO THE YARD!

121. WELL, MOM, WE'RE SAVING ALL

122. THE GOOD GRASS RIGHT HERE SO WE

123. CAN JUST PUT IT RIGHT BACK OVER

124. LIKE NOBODY WOULD EVEN NOTICE!

125. OK, DEEP ENOUGH.

126. RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.

127. RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.

128. I PROMISE.

129. I PROMISE.

130. TO PUT THE DIRT

131. BACK IN THE HOLE.

132. TO PUT THE DIRT BACK IN THE

133. HOLE.

134. AND NOT BY CHRIS.

135. OR CHRIS.

136. OR RAAB HIMSELF.

137. OK, YOU HEAR ME?

138. OK.

139. OK. I GOTTA GET THE TRUCK.

140. I GOTTA GET THE TRUCK.

141. THAT'S GOOD, DON'T YOU THINK?

142. YEAH.

143. PUT THAT CARPET OVER IT.

144. RIGHT HERE IS PERFECT.

145. CAN'T EVEN SEE IT.

146. HA HA HA!

147. LOOK, HE'S GOING!

148. HA HA HA!

149. LOOK AT THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.

150. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GONNA

151. HAPPEN.

152. WATCH OUT.

153. HE'S GOING AROUND THE BORDER

154. RIGHT NOW, AND SERIOUSLY, SOON,

155. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

156. I SAY WITHIN 4 MINUTES.

157. HA HA HA!

158. HA HA HA!

159. AH! AH!

160. AH HA HA HA!

161. HA HA HA!

162. AH HA HA!

163. AH HA HA! ARE YOU PISSED?

164. ARE YOU PISSED?

165. WHAT'S UP, FAT BOY?

166. HEY, RYAN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A

167. RACE, I HOPE YOU KNOW.

168. WHAT KIND OF RACE?

169. FOOT RACE.

170. ARE YOU KIDDING?

171. MY DAD SWEARS THAT HE CAN

172. BEAT YOU IN A RACE.

173. THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE.

174. TELL ME WE'RE NOT GOING FOR

175. STAMINA.

176. I HAVE A $40 BET WITH HIM.

177. START IN THE FRONT?

178. START RIGHT THERE, YOU HAVE

179. TO WALK THROUGH HERE,

180. AND YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THOSE

181. LEAVES.

182. THEN WE GO BACK TO THE SHED?

183. TIME OUT, TIME OUT.

184. I'M GONNA GET OUT OF BREATH BY

185. THEN.

186. READY, GET SET,

187. GO!

188. GO, PHIL!

189. HA HA!

190. HA HA HA!

191. HA HA HA!

192. OH, MAN, THAT WAS SO GOOD!

193. DUDE, I KNEW SOMETHING

194. WAS UP.

195. LIKE THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD

196. FACE ME COMPLETELY.

197. OH, MAN.

198. OH, MAN.

199. WOO!

200. SCREAM WITH ME

201. SCREAM WITH ME

202. RAH!

203. YOU GRAB YOUR PANTS

204. RAH!

205. WHEN YOU CRY

206. YOUR PAIN IS MOMENTARY

207. YOU HIDE YOUR LOOKS

208. BEHIND THE EAST DOOR

209. BEHIND THERE'S NO MAN

210. RAH!

211. AAH!

212. RAH!

213. RAH! AAH!

214. YOUR PAIN IS MOMENTARY

215. YOU HIDE YOUR LOOKS

216. BEHIND THE EAST DOOR

217. GIVE ME A GROWN MAN

218. GIVE ME A GROWN MAN

219. I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA DIE

220. RIGHT NOW.

221. RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT, GO.

222. ALL RIGHT, GO.

223. HELLO, I'M HERE WITH MR.

224. TONY HAWK, MR. MATT HOFFMAN.

225. TODAY, THEY'RE GOING TO ATTEMPT

226. THE LOOP.

227. WHAT'S YOUR CONFIDENCE LEVEL

228. RUNNING AT ON THIS.

229. LIKE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO

230. EXPECT, REALLY.

231. THERE'S NO BRAKES ON YOUR

232. BIKE, EITHER, RIGHT?

233. THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN REALLY

234. BAIL OUT.

235. NO, THIS IS GONNA BE IT.

236. GET IT ALL THE WAY TO THAT

237. GET IT ALL THE WAY TO THAT THING.

238. THING.

239. WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT THERE?

240. UM... I FELL.

241. HA HA.

242. YOU SURE DID.

243. BUNNY THE LIFEGUARD.

244. THANK GOD I'M HERE.

245. HA HA HA.

246. DUDE, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A

247. DUDE, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A SKETCHY SPOT RIGHT HERE.

248. SKETCHY SPOT RIGHT HERE.

249. HA HA HA!

250. YOU ALL RIGHT, MATT?

251. YEAH, IT JUST KNOCKED ME A

252. LITTLE BIT.

253. IT'S AN AWFUL START.

254. HA.

255. OH!

256. MAN! YEAH!

257. THAT'S.

258. THAT'S SO UP.

259. THAT'S SO UP. I CAN'T EVEN TAKE WATCHING IT.

260. I CAN'T EVEN TAKE WATCHING IT.

261. OH!

262. YEAH, YEAH!

263. YEAH, YEAH!

264. BUNNY!

265. BUNNY!

266. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

267. GO UNDER, GO UNDER!

268. I GOT IT!

269. YEAH! HA HA!

270. HA HA.

271. TONY?

272. OH, THANK YOU, SIR.

273. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STILL ON

274. THE JOB.

275. YOU'RE A SAVIOR.

276. GOOD JOB. GOOD WORK.

277. YOU'RE GONNA BE BIG BIRD.

278. HA HA.

279. SO, BAM, YOU WANNA QUIT BEING

280. A LITTLE BITCH AND PAD UP?

281. MMM!

282. I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA DIE RIGHT

283. NOW.

284. I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA TRY TO LAND

285. IT LIKE...

286. IT LIKE... ALL RIGHT, GO.

287. ALL RIGHT, GO.

288. YEAH!

289. OH!

290. OH!

291. LET'S GO, BAM!

292. THAT WAS INSANE!

293. HA HA HA!

294. WOO!

295. THAT WAS WAY BETTER THAN

296. TONY'S FIRST TIME.

297. YOUR INSTINCT WILL TELL YOU

298. ONCE YOU GET PAST THE VERT, TO

299. TURN AROUND.

300. YEAH.

301. SO, JUST RIDE IT LIKE A

302. ROLLER COASTER.

303. LIKE IT'S JUST ONE TRACK ALL THE

304. WAY THROUGH.

305. ALL RIGHT.

306. AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHEN

307. YOU'RE EXACTLY UPSIDE-DOWN.

308. HA!

309. HEH HEH HEH.

310. LOOK AT ALL THIS PRESSURE

311. RIGHT NOW, LIKE.

312. THERE'S NO PRESSURE, BAM.

313. THERE'S NO PRESSURE, BAM. SHUT UP...

314. SHUT UP...

315. YEAH!

316. YEAH! OOH!

317. OOH!

318. YEAH!

319. UGH!

320. WOO!

321. HA HA HA HA!

322. HA HA HA HA!

323. HA HA HA!

324. HA HA HA!

325. NOW, HE'S GOTTA DO IT IN THE

326. CHICKEN SUIT.

327. HOW CAN I BE NERVOUS WHEN I

328. LOOK AS STUPID AS I DO?

329. LIKE I START TO GET A LITTLE...

330. MY NERVES START GETTING TO ME,

331. AND THEN, I START THINKING ABOUT

332. AND THEN, I START THINKING ABOUT I'M IN A CHICKEN SUIT.

333. I'M IN A CHICKEN SUIT.

334. WE'LL SWING TO THE WEST

335. GIVE YOU THE CHICKEN

336. THAT YOU LOVE BEST

337. COME ON DOWN

338. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

339. MATT HOFFMAN, TONY HAWK.

340. MATT HOFFMAN, TONY HAWK. TWO UGLY CHICKENS.

341. TWO UGLY CHICKENS.

342. THAT LOOKS REAL RIGHT THERE,

343. LOOK AT THAT.

344. LOOK AT THAT.

345. GOT ME A GOOSE, BOYS.

346. WE'LL BE EATING A FINE SUPPER

347. WE'LL BE EATING A FINE SUPPER TONIGHT.

348. TONIGHT.

349. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, THIS IS

350. MANNY PUIG.

351. TODAY, WE'RE GONNA CATCH A

352. TODAY, WE'RE GONNA CATCH A RATTLESNAKE.

353. RATTLESNAKE.

354. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL EASTERN

355. DIAMONDBACK RIGHT HERE.

356. YOU GO LIKE THIS.

357. HERE WITH THE HEAT.

358. THAT'S PROBABLY THE

359. WORST—HEY—THING YOU CAN DO.

360. HOW FAR CAN HE STRIKE?

361. ONE-THIRD HIS LENGTH.

362. I'VE HEARD OF—NO, NO, NO!

363. NO?

364. DON'T TRY THAT.

365. OK.

366. LIFT HIM UP.

367. LOW TO THE GROUND IS ALSO GOOD.

368. OOH.

369. THERE HE GOES.

370. SEE HOW HE SHORTENED HIS

371. SEE HOW HE SHORTENED HIS DISTANCE?

372. DISTANCE?

373. OK, YOU GOT HIM HERE.

374. GO LIKE THIS, SEE?

375. THEY START STRIKING WHEN THEY

376. CURL UP, CURL UP, RIGHT?

377. GO LIKE THIS, PICK IT UP,

378. ALWAYS KEEP HIS HEAD AIMING AWAY

379. ALWAYS KEEP HIS HEAD AIMING AWAY FROM YOU.

380. FROM YOU.

381. HE'S A FEISTY ONE, HUH?

382. YEAH.

383. COME AROUND HERE.

384. OK.

385. PUT THE HOOK IN FRONT REAL

386. NICE AND EASY.

387. THAT'S IT,

388. JUST STEP ON IT.

389. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

390. WHOA, WHOA! NAY! NAY!

391. WATCH OUT!

392. REAL NICE AND EASY.

393. REAL NICE AND EASY.

394. ALL RIGHT, REAL NICE AND EASY.

395. GRAB HIS TAIL, NICE AND EASY.

396. LIFT UP ON IT.

397. OK, HE'S TOO FAR GONE.

398. YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM ON THE HOOK.

399. GRAB HIM MORE LIKE RIGHT HERE.

400. WHOA! HEY, HEY, HEY!

401. HEY, NICE FELLA!

402. WHOA, MANNY!

403. NOW, NOW. IT'S OK, OK.

404. RELAX, RELAX.

405. THERE YOU GO.

406. THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO, SEE, LIKE THAT.

407. THERE YOU GO, SEE, LIKE THAT.

408. WHOA, HA HA HA!

409. WHOA, HA HA HA! LIFT HIM UP.

410. LIFT HIM UP.

411. BYE-BYE.

412. IN THE BOX, OK.

413. THANK YOU.

414. THE SNAKE WAS VERY AGITATED.

415. SO WAS I.

416. MAN, THIS IS GONNA HURT.

417. WE'RE GONNA PIERCE HIS ASS

418. CHEEKS TOGETHER.

419. OHH.

420. HI, I'M DON VITO, YOU'RE

421. WATCHING "JACKASS," AND I GOT A

422. BIG DENT IN MY BACK.

423. HA HA HA!

424. HA HA!

425. YEAH!

426. WHOA!

427. YEAH!

428. THERE IT IS!

429. DON VITO!

430. WOO!

431. WOO! YOU'RE THE MAN, DOG!

432. YOU'RE THE MAN, DOG!

433. I'M RYAN DUNN, I'M ABOUT TO

434. BE TOWED THROUGH SOME HAGGARD

435. CORN FIELDS HERE AND GET

436. CORN FIELDS HERE AND GET ANNIHILATED.

437. ANNIHILATED.

438. ANNIHILATED.

439. COME BACK!

440. COME BACK!

441. I HURT MY.

442. UNH... UNH.

443. OH.

444. OH. LANDED ON MY.

445. LANDED ON MY.

446. HA HA HA!

447. OH, MY GOD!

448. HA HA HA!

449. OK, READY?

450. OK, READY? OOH.

451. OOH.

452. OOH.

453. , BUT WHAT ARE WE

454. WATCHING?

455. WATCHING? HANG ON.

456. HANG ON.

457. THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

458. THAT WAS HORRIBLE. LAST ONE.

459. LAST ONE.

460. UGH, THAT'S IT, DUDE.

461. YOU'RE DONE.

462. YEAH.

463. THAT'S THE END OF THAT.

464. UGH.

465. UGH.

466. I'M SICK OF THIS POOPING

467. STUFF, YOU KNOW?

468. I'M GONNA GET MY BUTT CHEEKS

469. PIERCED TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?

470. CAN I GET MY BUTT CHEEKS PIERCED

471. TOGETHER?

472. HEE HEE HEE.

473. SHE HATES ME, DUDE.

474. SHE HATES ME, DUDE. HA HA!

475. HA HA!

476. RELAX, RELAX.

477. OK, OK.

478. LET'S SEE, A BARBELL'S LIKE

479. THAT.

480. FOR ME TO PUT THAT IN, IT'S

481. GONNA BE LIKE—

482. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS

483. OF THAT?

484. THE WHOLE POINT IS TO CLOSE

485. THE TRAP DOOR.

486. HEE HEE HEE.

487. MAN, THIS IS GONNA HURT.

488. I KNOW—I KNOW THAT.

489. IT'S MEAT, IT'S NOT LIKE

490. YOUR EAR OR YOUR NOSTRIL.

491. IT'S JUST MEAT.

492. WELL, LOOK HOW BIG THE

493. JEWELRY IS.

494. SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

495. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK

496. LOGISTICALLY.

497. LOGISTICALLY, I THINK YOU CAN

498. PULL IT OFF, IF YOU LOOSEN HIS

499. BUTT CHEEKS ENOUGH.

500. I'M CLEANING THE AREA.

501. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT AREA

502. WE'RE GOING FOR, SO I'LL JUST DO

503. A WHOLE BUTT PLAY IN THERE.

504. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

505. HAD TO GO NUMBER TWO, STEVEN?

506. OH, MAN, I DOMINATED ONE

507. TODAY.

508. DID YOU WIPE NICELY?

509. I KNEW I WAS COMING, SO I

510. LIKE FULLY CLEANED MY HOLE.

511. OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

512. THE FIRST PIERCING'S GONNA GO

513. FROM LIKE HERE TO HERE, AND

514. THEN, FROM THERE TO THERE.

515. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT'S

516. GONNA HAPPEN.

517. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA CLAMP HIM.

518. HERE WE GO.

519. HA HA HA.

520. OK, STEVE, LET'S TAKE A

521. REALLY DEEP BREATH IN.

522. HOLD IT.

523. AND LET IT OUT.

524. AHH.

525. HA HA HA.

526. THERE, THAT WASN'T THAT BAD.

527. OK, THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE

528. SLOWER.

529. THERE WE GO.

530. THAT THERE.

531. THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

532. THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY BAD.

533. DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST

534. DOMINATED ME?

535. NO.

536. DOES THAT LOOK FUNNY, DUDE?

537. YOU LOOK REALLY COOL,

538. STEVE-O.

539. YEAH, DUDE, I JUST GOT MY

540. BUTT PIERCED.

541. YOU GUYS THINK STEVE-O HAS A

542. SWEET ASS?

543. OH, YEAH, HE'S GOT

544. A GREAT ASS.

545. DOESN'T THAT HURT?

546. OH, YEAH,

547. IT HURTS LIKE CRAZY.

548. ALL RIGHT!

549. THAT'S GROSS!

550. I PIERCED MY ASS CHEEKS

551. TOGETHER.

552. YOU NEED TO PIERCE YOUR BALLS

553. TOGETHER.

554. ALL RIGHT, STEVE,

555. IT'S COMING OUT, OK?

556. COMING OUT.

557. PULLING IT OUT.

558. GET HIM THROUGH IT, STEPH.

559. DONE THAT BEFORE.

560. THAT HURTS, DOESN'T IT?

561. SHE'S FASCINATED.

562. OH, IT'S BLEEDING!

563. OH, IT'S BLEEDING! OOH! YEAH.

564. OOH! YEAH.

565. THAT'S IT, YOU ARE ALL RIGHT.

566. YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT.

567. THAT WAS HORRIBLE, DUDE.

568. THAT WAS HORRIBLE, DUDE. HA HA HA.

569. HA HA HA.

570. LET'S NOT ME UP.

571. TO THE RIGHT ONE MORE.

572. HE'S CRAZY, SO DON'T TRUST

573. HIM.

574. DO THIS ONE FOR THE TEAM,

575. MAN!

576. THIS ONE'S FOR THE SHOW-ME

577. THIS ONE'S FOR THE SHOW-ME STATE!

578. STATE!

579. STATE! RAH!

580. RAH!

581. AWOO!

582. AWOO! YEAH!

583. YEAH!

584. YEAH! AWOO!

585. AWOO!

586. AWOO! HA HA HA!

587. HA HA HA!

588. OH!

589. COME ON!

590. HUT, HUT, HIKE!

591. OH!

592. OH!

593. AH HA HA!

594. AH HA HA! HA HA!

595. HA HA!

596. I'M BUNNY THE LIFEGUARD, AND

597. AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER,

598. I'M GONNA LAY DOWN LAKESIDE,

599. TOPLESS, AND GET RID OF THESE

600. TOPLESS, AND GET RID OF THESE HORRIBLE TAN LINES.