Jackass 1x4

Directed by Jeff Tremaine

Phil Margera as Self • Chris Nieratko as Self • Deron Miller as Self • Ivan Williams as Self • Jess Margera as Self

1. Johnny and a Cross-bow - 2. Sumo Wrestling - 3. Heavy Metal Wake Up - 4. Ehren's Tan - 5. Poo Hug - 6. God Get Out of California - 7. Poo Poo Platter - 8. Naked Steve-O - 9. Squid Suit - 10. Heavy Metal Wake Up 2 - 11. Poo Toilet - 12. 50 Egg Challenge

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1. HI.

2. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

3. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

4. WELCOME TO "JACKASS."

5. WELCOME TO "JACKASS." COME WASH MY BACK!

6. COME WASH MY BACK!

7. HELLO.

8. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND I'M

9. HERE IN LOVELY SHIPESHIRE, AND I

10. SHALL NOW LIKE TO GET SHOT—OK.

11. HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT,

12. SHARPSHIRE?

13. SHROPSHIRE.

14. SHARPSHIRE.

15. SHROP.

16. SHROPSHIRE.

17. OK, OK, HERE WE GO.

18. HELLO, I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND

19. I'M HERE IN LOVELY SHROPSHIRE,

20. AND I SHALL NOW LIKE TO GET SHOT

21. WITH A CROSSBOW.

22. WITH A CROSSBOW. IVAN.

23. IVAN.

24. THAT'S IT.

25. YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING.

26. THANK YOU.

27. THANK YOU. WELL DONE.

28. WELL DONE.

29. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?

30. NIKADA.

31. NIKADA?

32. JOHNNY.

33. OK, JOHNNY.

34. I HAVE THE KEY TO HOW TO DO THE

35. BASICS.

36. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE HURT.

37. RIGHT.

38. YOU USE YOUR FOREHEAD TO HIT

39. YOUR OPPONENTS.

40. H'YAH.

41. RIGHT.

42. BEND DOWN.

43. WHAT'S YOUR BEST FACE WHEN

44. YOU FIGHT?

45. WHAT'S YOUR BEST FACE YOU CAN

46. MAKE?

47. I CAN DO LIKE A MIKE TYSON

48. FACE.

49. H'YAH!

50. H'YAH!

51. ALSO, THIS IS MORE LIKE

52. GIVING THEM A KEY.

53. MORE MOTIVATION.

54. OH, YOU GOT TO HIT HIM WITH

55. THIS THING?

56. BECAUSE IT'S THE SOUNDS, SEE?

57. YOU KNOW, IF YOU MOVE IT, YOU

58. YOU KNOW, IF YOU MOVE IT, YOU ARE DEAD.

59. ARE DEAD.

60. ARE DEAD.

61. I CAN'T DO IT.

62. OK.

63. MY GARBAGE WILL FALL OUT IF I

64. MY GARBAGE WILL FALL OUT IF I GET ANY LOWER.

65. GET ANY LOWER.

66. HI. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

67. HI. I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE. THIS IS SUMO WRESTLING.

68. THIS IS SUMO WRESTLING.

69. NO, NO.

70. MAN, THIS THING IS HOT.

71. AFTER TRAINING, NO

72. COMPLAINING.

73. OW!

74. THIS IS GREAT.

75. I LOVE IT!

76. DON'T YOU NEED TO HIT HIM

77. WITH THE STICK, THOUGH?

78. HE FELL DOWN.

79. YES.

80. LOOK TOUGH.

81. AAH!

82. UHH!

83. ALL RIGHT.

84. AAH!

85. AAH!

86. AAH!

87. JOHNNY, FRONT.

88. FRONT?

89. FRONT, YEP.

90. DOES SUMO GET A LOT OF WOMEN?

91. OF COURSE.

92. THEIR PENIS SUPPOSED TO BE

93. LIKE A ROUND THING.

94. LIKE A PRINGLES CAN?

95. YES.

96. CAN A SUMO WRESTLER BE ON

97. TOP?

98. NO. USUALLY THEY ARE ON THE

99. BOTTOM BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY

100. ARE 500 POUNDS, WILL SQUASH

101. THEM.

102. THEY ARE LIKE RIDING A HORSE.

103. RIGHT.

104. I HAVE MY FUJI IN MY PANTS.

105. I HAVE MY FUJI IN MY PANTS. YOU CAN BE ON TOP.

106. YOU CAN BE ON TOP.

107. YOU CAN BE ON TOP. DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

108. DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

109. DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

110. SORRY, DUDE.

111. I GOT A BIT TOO CARRIED AWAY ON

112. THE GUITAR SOLO.

113. LET ME SEE YOUR HEAD.

114. LET ME SEE YOUR HEAD. YOU DID THAT.

115. YOU DID THAT.

116. YOU DID THAT. I LIKE YOUR PINK UNDERWEAR.

117. I LIKE YOUR PINK UNDERWEAR.

118. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE

119. MY DRIVE-THROUGH NOW.

120. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ACT LIKE

121. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ACT LIKE THIS INSIDE, GUYS.

122. THIS INSIDE, GUYS.

123. A LITTLE DRUNK

124. WITH ALL THIS FUNK REALITY

125. WE DECIDED TO COME TO THE PARTY

126. OOH!

127. SOME FUNKY, FRESH ROOM

128. AND TAKE IT FROM ME

129. LISTEN TO THE FIFTH SIDE

130. FOR THE DISCO TREAT

131. FOR THE DISCO TREAT

132. YOU CANNOT—

133. THE HUMAN BEAT BOX

134. IS ROCKIN' WITH ME

135. 1,000 POUNDS PUT ALL TOGETHER

136. WE'RE DISCO BROTHERS

137. TO LAST FOREVER

138. AND THEN WE HEAD TO THE BOOM

139. YOU KNOW THE CROWD

140. STARTS BREAKIN'

141. THE CROWD STARTS BREAKIN'

142. AND THE FUN STARTS SHAKIN'

143. TO THE FUNKY RHYTHM

144. AND WE GO FAST

145. TO HAVE THE FRESH MOVE

146. IN THIS VISIBLE RAP

147. YOU TAKE ME OUT

148. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME THE PRINCE

149. I SEE YOU'RE OVER 8

150. THAT'S GREAT

151. YEAH, I'M OVERWEIGHT

152. BUT IT AIN'T NO THING

153. 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS FRESH

154. AND GUARANTEED TO PASS

155. ANY EMCEE CONTEST

156. LIKE EMINEM'S CADDIE...

157. TO BE A REAL LIVE LOVER

158. IS WHERE I STAND...

159. BUT LISTEN TO THE WORDS

160. AS I TELL MY STORY...

161. WHEN I WAS VERY SMALL

162. I HAD THE BIRTHDAY CAKE

163. PLATE, CANDLES AND ALL

164. FOR BREAKFAST, IT WAS

165. JESUS DID NOT INVENT THE

166. CIRCUMCISION.

167. CIRCUMCISION. I DID—THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

168. I DID—THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

169. MY NAME'S SATAN, AND, UM,

170. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

171. HERE.

172. I SHOULD HAVE STAYED DOWN IN

173. HELL WHERE I BELONGED.

174. WHERE ARE YOU NOW, SATAN?

175. I'M IN CALIFORNIA, AND

176. THERE'S A BIG PROBLEM WITH GOD

177. HERE IN CALIFORNIA.

178. HE'S EVERYWHERE.

179. [PLAYING MUSICAL VERSION

180. OF "WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?"]

181. KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA.

182. FIRE DOESN'T BURN IF YOU'RE

183. ALREADY DEAD.

184. DON'T LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE.

185. THEY'RE LIARS.

186. YOU MIGHT KNOW OF ME FROM THAT

187. BOOK THAT YOU READ, BUT THOSE

188. THINGS THAT WERE WRITTEN ABOUT

189. ME AREN'T TRUE.

190. FOR ONE THING, GOD DIDN'T INVENT

191. CIRCUMCISIONS.

192. I DID.

193. KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA!

194. I'M NOT A BAD GUY!

195. ALL THAT STUFF THAT THEY WROTE

196. ABOUT ME WAS A LIE!

197. DON'T HATE THE PLAYER!

198. HATE THE GAME!

199. I'M ACTUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY

200. IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME!

201. GOD BLESS YOU.

202. GOD DIDN'T BLESS ME.

203. HE WROTE A BUNCH OF FIBS ABOUT

204. ME.

205. HA HA HA!

206. HI, GIRLS.

207. I'M THE DEVIL.

208. ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?

209. THEY THREW ME FROM HEAVEN

210. BECAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS THAT I

211. INVENTED THE CIRCUMCISION.

212. GOD WAS SPYING ON ME WHILE I WAS

213. IN THE BATHROOM, AND HE TOOK THE

214. IDEA FROM ME.

215. IF YOU READ IT—YOU CAN READ

216. ABOUT IT, GENESIS 18, BUT IT'S A

217. COMPLETE LIE, SO I'M JUST HERE

218. TO CLEAR MY NAME.

219. I'M A NICE MAN!

220. I'M A NICE MAN, SIR.

221. RIGHT HERE.

222. I CAME HERE—

223. GET THE OUT OF MY

224. SIGHT, DUDE.

225. I CAME HERE—

226. GET THE OUT OF MY

227. SIGHT.

228. THAT'S NOT CHRISTIAN.

229. PSYCHO!

230. PSYCHO!

231. HOLY COW!

232. OH!

233. HE'S OK.

234. HE'S OK.

235. HE'S OK.

236. AAH!

237. DUDE!

238. OH, MAN.

239. OH, IS THAT BABY ALL RIGHT?

240. SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHECK OUT

241. THE KID ON THAT BIKE AND MAKE

242. THE KID ON THAT BIKE AND MAKE SURE THE KID'S ALL RIGHT.

243. SURE THE KID'S ALL RIGHT.

244. OH, MY GOD!

245. THE BABY!

246. OH, HE'S OK.

247. HE'S OK.

248. SORRY.

249. SORRY.

250. STEVE-O'S TOTALLY PASSED OUT

251. NAKED IN MY ROOM.

252. NAKED IN MY ROOM.

253. HOW MANY POUNDS OF SQUID IS

254. THIS?

255. 40 POUNDS OF SQUID?

256. 40 POUNDS OF WET SQUID.

257. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN

258. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN COLD, WET WATER?

259. COLD, WET WATER?

260. THANKS.

261. EVERYONE OUT OF THE SHOT.

262. EVERYONE OUT OF THE SHOT. KNATE, GET OUT OF THE SHOT.

263. KNATE, GET OUT OF THE SHOT.

264. KNATE, GET OUT OF THE SHOT. KNATE.

265. KNATE.

266. YOU BLOW EVERY ONE OF MY SHOTS.

267. AMATEURS.

268. AMATEURS.

269. OH!

270. OH!

271. OH!

272. OH!

273. HELLO.

274. THIS IS MY ROAD WIFE FOR TODAY,

275. MISS KLEPPER.

276. THIS IS OUR DARLING CHILD.

277. DADDY AND BABY ARE GOING TO GO

278. ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE.

279. OK.

280. OK. SO WE'LL DO THAT, THEN.

281. SO WE'LL DO THAT, THEN.

282. STOP!

283. HEY!

284. STOP YOUR CAR!

285. WHAT?

286. STOP! HEY!

287. HEY!

288. STOP!

289. HA HA HA!

290. HA HA HA! ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU.

291. ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU.

292. HA HA.

293. OH, MY GOD.

294. HEY!

295. OH, MY GOD.

296. OH, MY GOD.

297. HA HA HA!

298. HA HA HA! OK.

299. OK.

300. HEY!

301. OH, MY GOD!

302. HEY!

303. OH, MY GOD.

304. HEY! HEY!

305. WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?

306. HEY! HEY!

307. STOP THE CAR!

308. YOU NEED TO STOP THE CAR!

309. YOU NEED TO STOP THE CAR! OH, MY...

310. OH, MY...

311. OH, MY... OH, MY.

312. OH, MY.

313. OH, MY.

314. BABY.

315. OH, BABY.

316. OH, BABY.

317. OH, BABY.

318. GO STRAIGHT—GO STRAIGHT

319. THROUGH THE STOP SIGN.

320. WAS THAT A GOOD ONE?

321. YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE'S

322. GOING TO THINK, "MAN, THAT MIGHT

323. BE AN AMPLIFIER UNDER THERE."

324. HE'LL PROBABLY JUST THINK IT'S A

325. PIECE OF FURNITURE.

326. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE

327. AMPLIFIER OVER THERE?

328. HE WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT

329. THAT.

330. BECAUSE WE WANT TO ROCK HIM

331. OUT.

332. I'VE GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW.

333. GOT A WEDDING TO DO.

334. HE HAS A BIG DAY TOMORROW,

335. TOO.

336. HE'00.

337. I KNOW.

338. YEAH, SAME THING.

339. HE'00.

340. WELL, YOU BETTER TURN OUT ALL

341. THE LIGHTS.

342. THE LIGHTS. THAT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY.

343. THAT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY.

344. 1, 2, 3, YEAH!

345. 1, 2, 3, YEAH!

346. AAH!

347. AAH!

348. I WANT TO THANK PHIL AND ED

349. FOR COMING OUT, KEEPING THE

350. SCENE ALIVE!

351. YEAH!

352. YEAH!

353. ANDALE!

354. WHOO!

355. WHOO! WHOO!

356. WHOO!

357. WHOO! WHOO!

358. WHOO!

359. ACTION, ADRENALINE.

360. ALL THINGS EXTREME.

361. PUNCH IT, BABY!

362. PUNCH IT!

363. WHOO!

364. COME ON!

365. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

366. YEAH!

367. JASON, MAN, MEXICAN

368. SNOWBOARDING IS NOT NORMALLY

369. DONE ON THE KNEES.

370. IT'S NORMALLY DONE SITTING DOWN.

371. THIS IS A HYBRID STYLE.

372. IT'S EXPERIMENTAL.

373. THIS IS MEXICAN SNOWBOARDING.

374. WHOO!

375. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MEXICAN.

376. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MEXICAN.

377. DUDES IN MEXICO.

378. A BUNCH OF GUYS LOOKING FOR A

379. THRILL.

380. HA HA.

381. WHOO!

382. I DON'T CALL THIS MEXICAN

383. SNOWBOARDING.

384. I CALL IT HOT

385. I CALL IT HOT WATER-SKIING.

386. WATER-SKIING.

387. LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE SOME

388. FEDERALES.

389. GO BACK TO AMERICA!

390. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL MEXICAN

391. SNOWBOARDING.

392. THIS IS WHERE IT ALL ORIGINATED,

393. BABY.

394. LOS OSOS, MEXICO.

395. VIVA LOS OSOS!

396. VIVA LOS OSOS! ARRIBE!

397. ARRIBE!

398. MEXICAN SNOWBOARDING IS NOT

399. FOR MACHO JERKS.

400. IT'S 110% PURE ADRENALINE.

401. IT'S 110% PURE ADRENALINE. ULTIMATE RUSH, ULTIMATE HIGH.

402. ULTIMATE RUSH, ULTIMATE HIGH.

403. ULTIMATE RUSH, ULTIMATE HIGH. 1, 2, 3, 4!

404. 1, 2, 3, 4!

405. EXCUSE ME, SIR?

406. YES.

407. UH, I NEED TO KNOW WHERE A

408. HARDWARE STORE IS.

409. I'M TRYING TO SCORE SOME ROPE.

410. HOW ABOUT THE 5 SOUTH—YEAH.

411. I'M GOING TO THE ANDREWS

412. NATIONAL FOREST.

413. OOH.

414. OOH. OH, MY GOD.

415. OH, MY GOD.

416. OH, MY GOD. HE GOT ANOTHER DUDE TIED UP!

417. HE GOT ANOTHER DUDE TIED UP!

418. JESUS LOVES YOU.

419. HEY, BUDDY, YOU DOING ALL

420. HEY, BUDDY, YOU DOING ALL RIGHT BACK THERE?

421. RIGHT BACK THERE?

422. CAN I HELP YOU?

423. I NEED A HARDWARE STORE.

424. DO YOU KNOW WHERE A HARDWARE

425. STORE IS?

426. DOWN HERE TO THE RIGHT.

427. DO YOU HAVE ANY INDUSTRIAL

428. STRENGTH ADHESIVES?

429. SOMEONE IS IN HERE.

430. YEAH, I THINK MY CAR IS

431. RATTLING.

432. SOMEONE IS IN THE TRUNK.

433. SOMEONE IS IN HERE.

434. AY AY AY!

435. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

436. WHAT IS THIS?

437. WHAT IS THIS?

438. LATER, DUDE.

439. YOUR SEXINESS JUST SCARES

440. PEOPLE.

441. FROM MY EXPERIMENTS WITH

442. SEXINESS, IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF

443. PEOPLE ARE AFRAID AT FIRST, AND

444. FEAR USUALLY EQUALS VIOLENCE,

445. BUT EVENTUALLY I'LL WIN THEIR

446. HEARTS, AND INSTEAD OF FIGHTING,

447. THEY'LL WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO ME.

448. EVEN THE MEN?

449. YEAH.

450. YOU GETTING HOT BACK THERE,

451. BUDDY?

452. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

453. I HAVE A FULL-GROWN SEMI-NUDE

454. MAN BOUND WITH DUCT TAPE IN MY

455. TRUNK, AND I WAS TRYING TO GET

456. OUT TO THE DESERT TO BURY HIM.

457. HOW DO I HIT THE 5 SOUTH?

458. HOLD ON.

459. OH, MY GOSH.

460. I'M BOUNDED NO MORE!

461. I'M BOUNDED BY YOU!

462. ANYONE HAVE A PENCIL OR A

463. PEN?

464. NO.

465. HOW ABOUT A CRAYON?

466. I HOPE I MEET YOU SOME OTHER

467. PLACE.

468. YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY.

469. OH, YEAH?

470. SAY, "WELCOME TO JACKASS."

471. TAKE THIS PAPER WITH YOU.

472. IF YOU FIND A PEN, PUT YOUR

473. AUTOGRAPH ON IT FOR ME, WOULD

474. YOU?

475. I THINK THIS GUY'S A LITTLE

476. ATTRACTED TO ME.

477. A LITTLE?

478. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

479. NOW SAY IT. READY?

480. 1, 2, 3.

481. WELCOME TO JACKASS.

482. WELCOME TO JACKASS.

483. WHITE STUFF ON THE BACK OF

484. YOUR NECK.

485. SOME JUICE.

486. SOME JUICE. HA HA HA!

487. HA HA HA!

488. HA HA HA!