1. No, dude.Copy !req
2. It's not... it's not
a question of individual style.
It's about having some taste.Copy !req
3. You're attacking my ability
to express myself, dude.Copy !req
4. How am I attacking
your ability to...
I just don't get it.Copy !req
5. What's not to get?
"Come to Philly for the crack."Copy !req
6. It has a picture
of the Liberty bell on it.
Yeah, but...Copy !req
7. - it's funny and original.
- It's not fun... how is it
funny and original?Copy !req
8. Every asshole on south street's
wearing a t-shirt with
an ironic slogan on it.Copy !req
9. Well, excuse me if all my
t-shirts don't have a little guy
playing Polo on the lapel.Copy !req
10. You cut the sleeves off
of all your t-shirts.Copy !req
11. What, so you can
show off your tats?
Those are really original, dude.Copy !req
12. - They're tribal.
- Oh, they're trib... I'm sorry.
What tribe are you from?Copy !req
13. What? Is it, like,
an Indian tribe or...
okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
14. You guys gonna let me
in this game or what?
No. You're the ref.Copy !req
15. I don't want to ref anymore.
I'd like to play, so...
you're an excellent ref.Copy !req
16. You're a very good ref.
Yeah, I know. I'm a great ref.
I'd like to play the game now.Copy !req
17. Are you gonna get mad? You gonna
turn into the mad munchkin?
What's the ma...Copy !req
18. Do you represent
the lollipop guild, Charlie?
Do you?Copy !req
19. Hey, Charlie.
♪ are you the mad munchkinCopy !req
20. that's a mad munchkin dance?
Oh, okay. This is what we do?
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
21. it's about our son!Copy !req
22. Nobody wants to hear that.Copy !req
23. So, wait,
she's sayin' this is your son?
I don't know.Copy !req
24. Sounds like a bunch of
bullshit to me, Charlie.
I know!Copy !req
25. I know it.
There's, like, no way
that this is possible.Copy !req
26. Well, did you have
sex with her?
Yeah.Copy !req
27. Okay. Did you use
birth control?Copy !req
28. Oh, Dee, we went
to catholic school, so...
okay. You're allowed...Copy !req
29. To have premarital sex,
but you're not allowed
to use birth control?Copy !req
30. No. All right.
You're twisting words here
and, like, gettin' cute.Copy !req
31. When did she have this kid?Copy !req
32. It's been, like, 10 years
since I've even seen her, so...
ten years?Copy !req
33. What does she want?
Well, that's...
that's the weird thing.Copy !req
34. She doesn't
want money or anything.
She just wants me to meet him.Copy !req
35. Are you gonna do it?
No.Copy !req
36. Well, dude, you gotta
meet the kid. I mean,
you gotta find out for sure.Copy !req
37. Yeah, I guess.
It's just...Copy !req
38. I mean, I wish
I could go back in time and
do the right thing, you know?Copy !req
39. - Like be there for him?
- No. Get her an abortion.Copy !req
40. So you're not allowed
to use birth control,
but abortions are no problem?Copy !req
41. All right. Okay.
So now you're, like,
a word genius.Copy !req
42. And everything I say,
you twist it around
and make me look dumb.Copy !req
43. Charlie's right though.
He should have at least
had a say in the matter.Copy !req
44. It's her body,
and it's her decision.
No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
45. It's not just her decision.
The man should get a vote.Copy !req
46. - Okay. Well, ultimately
it's her choice.
- It is not just her choice.Copy !req
47. It's nobody's choice.
It should be left up to god.Copy !req
48. Is he... is that...
Are you joking?Copy !req
49. No, it's not a joke!
You remember Genesis,
book two, verse three?Copy !req
50. "And he breathed into the
nostrils of Adam on the first
day. And it was good."Copy !req
51. Right in his nostrils, huh?
Sounds really uncomfortable.Copy !req
52. You're making an asshole
out of yourself. Dude, you need
to get a blood test, okay?Copy !req
53. I remember Stacy corvelli.
She was a slut.
You're right. You're right.Copy !req
54. Uh, Mac, what's god's
stance on blood tests?Copy !req
55. Hmm. I don't know.
I'd have to check.Copy !req
56. All right,
you feeling good?Copy !req
57. No. I feel nauseous.
I think I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna run.Copy !req
58. No, no, no. It's...
I should go.Copy !req
59. Hi. Hey, Charlie.
Hi.Copy !req
60. Hey.
You brought your, uh...Copy !req
61. Uh, Dennis Reynolds. We didn't
get a chance to talk before,
but I remember you. Yeah.Copy !req
62. You went to St. giles?
I did. Yeah.Copy !req
63. Ah.
With... yeah.Copy !req
64. So you two are
together now, or...Copy !req
65. No.
No. No.Copy !req
66. No. I'm just here
for moral support.
Yeah, we're not...Copy !req
67. That's not even a...Copy !req
68. I brought him along.
Yeah.Copy !req
69. So...
all right.
Come on in.Copy !req
70. I'm real glad you decided
to do this, Charlie.Copy !req
71. Yeah. Well, uh, you know,
it's the least I could do, so...Copy !req
72. Yeah. Sorry I don't
have a lot of time.
I gotta get to work.Copy !req
73. Uh, Tommy, come on in here, son!Copy !req
74. What do you want, mom?Copy !req
75. He's a bit of a handful.Copy !req
76. Uh, Charlie and his friend
are here.Copy !req
77. So goddamn what?Copy !req
78. Tommy, come in here, please!Copy !req
79. This is bullshit.Copy !req
80. Whoa!
Language, please.Copy !req
81. - Which one of you fags
is supposed to be my dad?
- Whoa, hello.Copy !req
82. Right off the bat
with the...
yeah.Copy !req
83. Tommy, be nice. Huh?
This is Charlie.Copy !req
84. Are you serious?
This is the guy?Copy !req
85. What's that...
what's that supposed
to mean, buddy?Copy !req
86. Okay. Well, I should be
home around 8:00. Uh, what do
you guys have planned?Copy !req
87. - Uh, I thought we'd
go to the park.
- Huh. That sounds nice.Copy !req
88. Wanna go
to the park, Tommy?
I don't care.Copy !req
89. Okay. That's great.
Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
90. Have fun, boys.Copy !req
91. I'm not goin' to the park.Copy !req
92. No shit.Copy !req
93. What is this place?Copy !req
94. Uh, this is a place
where we're gonna go see
a special friend of mine.Copy !req
95. Why?
'Cause he's gonna help us figure
something very important out.Copy !req
96. It's gonna be
good to know.
Why?Copy !req
97. Because I said so. No more
questions, okay, buddy?
Why?Copy !req
98. Stop saying "why."
Why?Copy !req
99. Stop it.
I don't like this game.
Why? Why?Copy !req
100. Is this a game?
This is your game?
Why? Why?Copy !req
101. Hey, pretty boy.Copy !req
102. What you here for?Copy !req
103. My friend's gettin'
a... blood test.Copy !req
104. Your boyfriend?Copy !req
105. No. He's not my...
He's not my boyfriend.Copy !req
106. He got aids?Copy !req
107. I don't...
I don't think so.Copy !req
108. Do you?
No, I don't.Copy !req
109. I'll blow you for $10.Copy !req
110. You know what?
Let me consult some
of this free literature...Copy !req
111. They got here
regarding that proposition.Copy !req
112. Oh. You know what?Copy !req
113. According to this,
that's not really a good idea.
So I'm gonna have to pass.Copy !req
114. But thanks. I appreciate it.
Really nice of you.Copy !req
115. He's playin'
mind games, dude.
I wanna leave.Copy !req
116. Hey, it's tough.
What are we doin' here?Copy !req
117. Don't answer that.
It's a trick question.
He tries to get in your head.Copy !req
118. It's a little game he plays.
No, let... let me
answer the question.Copy !req
119. See, we're at a free clinic,
Tommy. Charlie doesn't have
health insurance.Copy !req
120. See this lady back here?
Take a look.Copy !req
121. That's what you get
when you don't have
health insurance.Copy !req
122. I wanna go to the mall!
Keep your voice down.Copy !req
123. I wanna go to the mall!
Keep your voice...Copy !req
124. I wanna go to the mall!
Stop yelling...Copy !req
125. I wanna go to the...
stop your yelling.
We need to... ow!Copy !req
126. He's biting my hand!
He's biting my hand!
Come on.Copy !req
127. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
128. Sacred right.
It's a child, not a choice.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
129. All righty.
I'll make sure he gets
the message. Thank you.Copy !req
130. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
131. So I was having an argument with
some friends the other day.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
132. And I was wondering
if you could help me out
with some information.Copy !req
133. Are you interested
in joining our cause?
No.Copy !req
134. No. Actually, just looking
for some info on the Bible,
Jesus, that kind of thing.Copy !req
135. Well, if you join our
mailing list, the reverend...
okay, listen to me.Copy !req
136. I don't really wanna join
your little freak show. Just
looking for some information.Copy !req
137. So if you could point me
in the right direction,
that'd be great.Copy !req
138. Well, we have some
literature...
great. Thank you. Thanks.Copy !req
139. On the display back
by the water cooler.Copy !req
140. Oh, mama.Copy !req
141. Hey, there.
Hi.Copy !req
142. Hey.
Oh, are you here
to sign up for the rally?Copy !req
143. Yes, I am.
Great.Copy !req
144. Yeah, real excited
about the rally.
We're gonna kick ass this time.Copy !req
145. Well, I'm ready to kick
somebody's ass, I'll tell you
what. I hate those bastards.Copy !req
146. Wow! That's...Copy !req
147. Uh, hate's a very strong word.
Yeah.Copy !req
148. Yeah, well, let me
tell you something, Megan.Copy !req
149. I hate dead baby fetuses,
you know?Copy !req
150. I hate them
because they're dead,
and they shouldn't be.Copy !req
151. They should be alive,
and they should be loved.Copy !req
152. Oh! Wow!Copy !req
153. You just...
you seem really passionate.
Yeah.Copy !req
154. More than you know.Copy !req
155. Nice kid, Charlie.
What the hell do you
think is wrong with that kid?Copy !req
156. You've gotta get
that blood test, dude.Copy !req
157. - Die! Die! Die!
- No! Hey! Whoa, Tommy! No!Copy !req
158. No! No! No!
Give me the stick!
Give me the stick!Copy !req
159. Come on! This place sucks!
I wanna go to the mall!Copy !req
160. We can't go to the mall,
all right?
Shut up! I'm the boss of you!Copy !req
161. You're not the boss of me!
I am the boss!
I wanna go to the mall!Copy !req
162. I'll show you
who's the boss of who.
Let's go to the mall!Copy !req
163. You wanna go to the mall?
I wanna go to the mall!Copy !req
164. You could ask nice.
Dennis, let's go.
We're goin' to the mall.Copy !req
165. - I'm not spending any more
time with that kid.
- Come on, dude! Fine. Great.Copy !req
166. Dee... Dee, will you just...
can we go to the mall?
Will you drive me?Copy !req
167. I guess, if Dennis
watches the bar.
That's fine.Copy !req
168. Great. Fine. Thank you.Copy !req
169. You're ugly.
You're ugly.Copy !req
170. You're ugly!
You are the one
that's ugly!Copy !req
171. Charlie! Jesus Christ!
Are you almost 30?
Are you almost 30 years old?Copy !req
172. Yes!
You have to
buy me a toy!Copy !req
173. I don't have to
buy you shit.
If you don't buy me anything,Copy !req
174. I'm gonna
tell my mom you took me
to a black people's house.Copy !req
175. Okay.
Wow! Oh, my god, that's racist.
What do you say to that?Copy !req
176. I don't say anything.
You still have to buy me a toy!Copy !req
177. Charlie, what in the hell
are you gonna do
if this kid's yours?Copy !req
178. Oh, I don't know.
I'll probably, uh, kill myself.Copy !req
179. Whoa!
Isn't that your waitress
from the coffee shop?Copy !req
180. Cool. Stewie.Copy !req
181. Oh, my god.
Go talk to her.Copy !req
182. What? No.
Come on.
Go talk to her.Copy !req
183. No, dude.
You've been in love
with this girl forever.Copy !req
184. I know that. You know what?
Come with me and pretend
you're my girlfriend.Copy !req
185. It'll make her jealous.
No. I won't do that.Copy !req
186. Come on.
It's gonna work.
No. No, it's not.Copy !req
187. All right. Come stand
next to me then.
Why?Copy !req
188. So she doesn't think
I'm creepy.
Well, you are creepy.Copy !req
189. I realize this.
That's why I need you.
All right. Let's go.Copy !req
190. Thank you.
Stop sweating.Copy !req
191. Then we can grab him
if you like him, okay?Copy !req
192. Hey.
Fancy seeing you here.Copy !req
193. Oh. Hello, Charlie.Copy !req
194. Buying toys, are you?Copy !req
195. Yeah.Copy !req
196. Cool. This is my, uh...
Friend. We're good friends.Copy !req
197. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
198. - Is that cute little
girl your...
- I'm her big sister.Copy !req
199. Oh.Copy !req
200. Hmm, that's weird.
She looks Mexican.Copy !req
201. She is Mexican.
It's the big sister program.
She's not my real little sister.Copy !req
202. That is such a coincidence.
That's exactly what
we're here doing.Copy !req
203. What?
Yeah.
Do you see that, um,Copy !req
204. adorable little guy
over there?Copy !req
205. That's Charlie's little brother.Copy !req
206. Really?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
207. - Yeah.
- No way. You're involved
in the program?Copy !req
208. Yeah!Copy !req
209. Well, that's...
I didn't know you were
involved in the program.Copy !req
210. I love the program!
It's one of
his favorite programs.Copy !req
211. Yeah. I've... I've been
in the program since...
a long time now.Copy !req
212. I guess you're gonna
be going to the picnic then
at fairmount park.Copy !req
213. Right.
Saturday?Copy !req
214. Saturday.
Yeah. Are you there? Are you
goin'? Are you gonna be there?Copy !req
215. I will be there
on Saturday, yes.
Great.Copy !req
216. Maybe we'll see you there.
Maybe.
Or you know what?Copy !req
217. Or... maybe we could carpool.
You know what I mean?
Carpool?Copy !req
218. Yeah. Well, come on.
Think about it.
We'll save the environment.Copy !req
219. We'll team up. It'll be good.
This is smart.
Reduce, reuse, recycle.Copy !req
220. You should do it.
The kids will love it.
The kids...Copy !req
221. He loves Mexicans.Copy !req
222. All right.Copy !req
223. Sure. Let's do it.
Oh!Copy !req
224. Okay. Yeah.
Great.Copy !req
225. Great. Okay, well...
nice to meet you too.
I'll see you.Copy !req
226. I gotta go get
my little sister. Okay, bye.
Bye.Copy !req
227. Thank you.
You're still
pretty sweaty.Copy !req
228. Baby killer! Baby killer!
Baby killer!Copy !req
229. You bastards
are gonna burn in hell!Copy !req
230. Abortion is murder!
It's a child, not a choice!Copy !req
231. Pro-choice is pro-death!Copy !req
232. Wow! Great rhetoric.Copy !req
233. Thank you.
Hey, you're really
hard-core, aren't you?Copy !req
234. Oh, well, you know.
I mean, if you really
wanna see hard-core...Copy !req
235. What's this?
That's the list of doctors
I'm gonna kill.Copy !req
236. There's two
already crossed out.
Yeah, I know.Copy !req
237. So you really
had a good time, huh?
Yeah. We had a blast.Copy !req
238. Hmm. He didn't give you
any problems?
No. Not a single problem.Copy !req
239. Uh, listen, I was thinking
maybe I could take him out
this Saturday?Copy !req
240. Really?
Yeah, sure.
I'd pick him up at, like, 8:00?Copy !req
241. You know,
do the father-son thing.Copy !req
242. Are you all right?
Is that gonna be okay? Because
I could really use... use him.Copy !req
243. Goddamn it!
I'm sorry.
Is everything all right?Copy !req
244. I can't do this!
Tommy's not your son.Copy !req
245. What?
Remember Jimmy Doyle
from high school?Copy !req
246. That son of a bitch
is Tommy's real father.
He left me six months ago.Copy !req
247. You know what a nightmare
it's been since he left?
I don't care.Copy !req
248. I can't raise Tommy alone.
I don't care! You thought you'd
just pawn your son off on me?Copy !req
249. What else? I thought I could
find him a better role model
than that piece of shit!Copy !req
250. Stop talking!
Wait. Let me think.Copy !req
251. God!
All right. So can I still
take him out on Saturday?Copy !req
252. Yeah.
Great.Copy !req
253. That's pretty thin.
That might be too thin.
Hey-oh!Copy !req
254. Hey, Mac. Where you been?
Oh, I don't know.
Saving humanity.Copy !req
255. Are you still
on this kick, dude?
Yeah, you know, den,Copy !req
256. I was thinking what you were
saying the other day...Copy !req
257. About the t-shirts with
the stupid slogans on them.Copy !req
258. And I was wondering
what you think about this?Copy !req
259. Huh, bitch? Yeah!
Is that stupid enough for you?Copy !req
260. You're not seriously
wearing that, are you?
You look ridiculous.Copy !req
261. Whatever, dude.
You know, that's the problem
with you antiabortionists.Copy !req
262. You cry about the sanctity
of life, and then you wear
a shirt like that.Copy !req
263. - I'm not listening to you.
- Aren't you right-wingers all
about the death penalty too?Copy !req
264. - Does that not involve
killing somebody?
- Right, right, right.Copy !req
265. And you liberals are
against killing murderers.Copy !req
266. But you're for
killing innocent babies.
That's interesting.Copy !req
267. - Yeah. We like to kill babies.
- You guys are taking this
way too seriously.Copy !req
268. Den, you don't understand
the week I've been having.Copy !req
269. I met a girl at one of these
organizations who is a freak.Copy !req
270. She is the dirtiest chick
I've met in my life.Copy !req
271. Seriously?
Yeah. You gotta come with me
to one of these rallies.Copy !req
272. They're having
another one on Saturday.
These chicks are everywhere.Copy !req
273. I can jump on board
with that.
Yeah!Copy !req
274. Are you actually gonna
throw away all your convictions
for a chance to get laid?Copy !req
275. I don't really have
any convictions.Copy !req
276. Where is this rally being held?Copy !req
277. Uh, planned parenthood,
Bryn mawr medical center.Copy !req
278. Well, I'm gonna go.
At least one pro-choice voice
is gonna be heard.Copy !req
279. One? There was, like,
tons of those chicks
at the last one.Copy !req
280. - Which side had more?
- Oh, which one do you think?Copy !req
281. The one that cares about
protecting women's bodies...Copy !req
282. Or the one that's run
by the religious right?Copy !req
283. Probably the side
you're goin' to.Copy !req
284. I'm gonna fight
for the right to choose.Copy !req
285. You're a scumbag, Dennis.Copy !req
286. Today's a big day
for me, Tommy.
Why?Copy !req
287. Well, today is probably the best
chance I'm ever gonna have
of hooking up with this girl.Copy !req
288. So, uh, look at me
for a second, pal.
Okay, do me a favor.Copy !req
289. If you're good today,
I'm gonna buy you...Copy !req
290. Anything that you want,
anything in the world,
all right?Copy !req
291. Oh, my god!Copy !req
292. I will smash your
face into a... into a jelly!Copy !req
293. Wrong key.Copy !req
294. Keep abortion legal!
Keep abortion legal!Copy !req
295. Stop abortion now!
Stop abortion now!Copy !req
296. This is crazy.Copy !req
297. Yeah, weird. People actually
care about women's bodies.
You believe that?Copy !req
298. Yeah. I think Mac
picked the wrong side.Copy !req
299. There's, like,
no dudes here.
Gross.Copy !req
300. You know what?
Uh, give me a second here.Copy !req
301. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
302. I like your look.
Excuse me?Copy !req
303. I like the whole hippie thing.Copy !req
304. It really works for you.Copy !req
305. Get lost, breeder.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
306. Yeah. Mmm.Copy !req
307. I love the smell of protest
in the morning.
What?Copy !req
308. I was quoting that movie,
you know, apocalypse now.
"Napalm in the morning."Copy !req
309. Is that the new
Mel Gibson movie?
No.Copy !req
310. Did you see
passion of the Christ?
I saw it 12 times.Copy !req
311. Okay.Copy !req
312. You know,
you really shouldn't joke
about the apocalypse.Copy !req
313. So just fill these out.
We'll get your information
in the mail.Copy !req
314. Thanks.Copy !req
315. "Keep your laws"...
I like your t-shirt.Copy !req
316. Thanks.
Yeah.
Where do I sign?Copy !req
317. Right here.
Love t-shirts like that.Copy !req
318. Right.Copy !req
319. So, do you come to these
kind of things often, or...Copy !req
320. Are you hitting on me
at an abortion rally?Copy !req
321. Yeah, I...Copy !req
322. You know what? I think
all these chicks are gay.Copy !req
323. Yeah, I don't know
that they're gay.Copy !req
324. I think they can just
smell how disgusting you are.Copy !req
325. That sucks for me.Copy !req
326. Hello.Copy !req
327. Hey, Mac. It's Dennis.Copy !req
328. Uh, look, man,
there's no talent over here.
What's the deal over there?Copy !req
329. Oh, yeah. We're lookin'
real good over here, bro.Copy !req
330. What do you think?
Hop the fence and come over.Copy !req
331. All right.
I'll see you in a second.Copy !req
332. Later, gator.Copy !req
333. All right, Megan.
I'm finished.Copy !req
334. You are a genius.Copy !req
335. Hey, sis. I'm gonna jet.Copy !req
336. You're leaving?
Uh, this side sucks.Copy !req
337. I'm gonna try my luck
over there.Copy !req
338. Are you kidding me?
Later, tater.Copy !req
339. Dennis, you are such a jackass!Copy !req
340. Excuse me.
Excuse me.Copy !req
341. Yeah. Can I get by here?
Thanks.Copy !req
342. I just...
I really love that sign.
I wondered that so many times.Copy !req
343. Hey, there's a guy on the fence.Copy !req
344. Hey! Hey!
They're coming after us!Copy !req
345. No. They're not coming after us.
I'll show you what we
do to them. How's your aim?Copy !req
346. Pretty good.
But I don't think
that's such a good idea.Copy !req
347. I don't think...
hey, it's okay.
These people deserve this.Copy !req
348. Yeah. He looks
like he deserves it.
Maybe just one.Copy !req
349. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
350. Yeah! Come on!
Get your eggs, people!Copy !req
351. Oh, my god!
Ow!Copy !req
352. Shit!
They're throwing eggs!
They did this last time.Copy !req
353. I came prepared.Copy !req
354. Oh. Hey, Dennis!
How's the action
over there, buddy?Copy !req
355. - What?
What the hell are you doing?
- Oh! They're coming...Copy !req
356. Now they're coming back.
Die!Copy !req
357. Hey!
Hot chicks on that side, Dennis?Copy !req
358. You're gonna burn in hell!Copy !req
359. Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
360. Hey, guess what.
I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
361. What?
It's a real miracle.Copy !req
362. What is it?
I'm pregnant!Copy !req
363. What?Copy !req
364. I'm pregnant!Copy !req
365. You gotta get an abortion.Copy !req
366. Megan, wait, wait, wait!
Stop talking to me!Copy !req
367. Well, listen, I just think
our situation is different.Copy !req
368. How is our situation different?
Well, because I didn't
mean to get you pregnant.Copy !req
369. It was an accident.
You are so pathetic.Copy !req
370. You can't have this kid. I'm way
too young, and I have a little
bit of an alcohol problem...Copy !req
371. Save it!
I'm not pregnant!
What?Copy !req
372. I'm not pregnant.
It was a test.Copy !req
373. I just thought for, like,
one second that you
might be the one.Copy !req
374. I just had to know for sure.Copy !req
375. Wait a second!
So you're not pregnant?Copy !req
376. No.
And this was a test?Copy !req
377. Yeah.
And I failed?Copy !req
378. Have a nice life, asshole.Copy !req
379. No! Wait... wait...
Wait a second! Wait! Oh.Copy !req
380. Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!Copy !req
381. Where the hell have you been?
You said 11:30, dude!
I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
382. That waitress is picking me up
any minute! I was ready
to shut down the bar!Copy !req
383. - What is that kid doin' here?
- I'm taking him to the
big brother-big sister thing.Copy !req
384. Get him out of here, Charlie.
I'm getting picked up
any minute! Will you relax?Copy !req
385. I told you, I don't
want kids in the bar!
Dude, what is up your ass?Copy !req
386. You... you are out! Whoa, dude!
This kid reeks of booze!Copy !req
387. No, no, no, no, no.
Are you drunk? Don't be drunk.Copy !req
388. Yeah.
How could you
let this happen?Copy !req
389. I was the only one bartending!
He must have been takin' sips
out of people's beers.Copy !req
390. All right.
Brew some coffee.
You can't give him coffee!Copy !req
391. Let go of that!
Let go of that!
Get him out of here, Charlie!Copy !req
392. Charlie!Copy !req
393. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
394. Fresh air! Have a seat!
Sit down! Fresh air!Copy !req
395. You suck!
You suck, all right?
Breathe it in. Fresh air now.Copy !req
396. You suck and you have
an ugly face!
You suck!Copy !req
397. You have an ugly face, okay?
You try and push people's
buttons all the time!Copy !req
398. And you get in their head,
and you drive them crazy!Copy !req
399. Maybe that's why you don't
have a dad anymore!
Oh, my god!Copy !req
400. - What are you doing?
- I'm drunk.Copy !req
401. He's drunk?
He's not drunk.Copy !req
402. I am drunk!
You're not drunk.Copy !req
403. He sounds drunk.
I am drunk!Copy !req
404. You're not drunk!
Stop saying that!Copy !req
405. He's fine.Copy !req
406. - Jimmy Doyle!
- Yeah?Copy !req
407. Charlie Kelly.
Yeah?Copy !req
408. From high school.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
409. I didn't recognize you
without all your acne.Copy !req
410. Yeah.Copy !req
411. All right, listen, I need
to talk to you about your kid.
Why?Copy !req
412. Uh, let's see. Because your kid
has serious emotional problems.
Why?Copy !req
413. I don't know. Maybe because
you're not there as a father.
Why?Copy !req
414. You're kidding me?
This your little game?
Why?Copy !req
415. This is what you're doin'? This
is what you're doin' to me?
Why?Copy !req
416. Why?Copy !req