1. A reading from the holyCopy !req
2. Bible.Copy !req
3. Genesis, chapter one.Copy !req
4. "god created the heaven and theCopy !req
5. Earth, and the earth was withoutCopy !req
6. Form and void, and darkness wasCopy !req
7. Upon the face of the deep..."Copy !req
8. Hey, buddy, do weCopy !req
9. Have to be kneeling this entireCopy !req
10. Time?Copy !req
11. Yeah, this is notCopy !req
12. Comfortable.Copy !req
13. I mean, it's gonna getCopy !req
14. Uncomfortable.Copy !req
15. yes, you need to be kneeling.Copy !req
16. It's 11:58, and mac day's aboutCopy !req
17. To officially start.Copy !req
18. I want there to be ceremony.Copy !req
19. Are we gonna be in theCopy !req
20. Dark the whole time?Copy !req
21. my goodness, this is a lot ofCopy !req
22. Complaining.Copy !req
23. Charlie, can you please remindCopy !req
24. Everyone of the rules?Copy !req
25. We are about toCopy !req
26. Officially begin mac day.Copy !req
27. For the entirety of this day, weCopy !req
28. Will forced to do everything macCopy !req
29. Wants us to do.Copy !req
30. and if anyone is caughtCopy !req
31. Complaining?Copy !req
32. an extra day is added to macCopy !req
33. Day.Copy !req
34. If you cannot resist the urge toCopy !req
35. Complain, you are allowed oneCopy !req
36. Scream a day to the ceremonialCopy !req
37. Screaming pillow.Copy !req
38. that's right.Copy !req
39. Charlie, when it was your day,Copy !req
40. Did I complain about searchingCopy !req
41. For goblins for ten hoursCopy !req
42. Straight?Copy !req
43. well, ghouls, and, no, theyCopy !req
44. Didn't complain, 'cause we foundCopy !req
45. Three. It was pretty sweet.Copy !req
46. we found none.Copy !req
47. yeah?Copy !req
48. we found no ghouls, we foundCopy !req
49. No goblins, we found noCopy !req
50. Gremlins, because they don'tCopy !req
51. Exist.Copy !req
52. well...Copy !req
53. guys, this whole thing wasCopy !req
54. Meant to bring us closerCopy !req
55. Together, and by the end of it,Copy !req
56. You're gonna feel a little bitCopy !req
57. Closer to me, and if I've doneCopy !req
58. My job right, a little bitCopy !req
59. Closer to god.Copy !req
60. yes.Copy !req
61. because I've modeled my dayCopy !req
62. After the seven days of god'sCopy !req
63. Creation, making my one day feelCopy !req
64. Like an entire week.Copy !req
65. oh!Copy !req
66. come on, man. Really?Copy !req
67. oh, come on, will you?Copy !req
68. For crying out loud, my kneesCopy !req
69. Are...Copy !req
70. three, two, one, begin!Copy !req
71. On the first day, god said, "letCopy !req
72. There be...Copy !req
73. Mac."Copy !req
74. seven straight hours ofCopy !req
75. Lecturing?Copy !req
76. yeah, and five hours aloneCopy !req
77. Dedicated to the evils ofCopy !req
78. Homosexuality... From him?Copy !req
79. did anyone else notice thatCopy !req
80. He had an erection the entireCopy !req
81. Time?Copy !req
82. how could you miss it?Copy !req
83. I mean, it was, like,Copy !req
84. it was right there.Copy !req
85. Shh, shh, shh— here he comes.Copy !req
86. Introduce a new theme to theCopy !req
87. Day.Copy !req
88. So I'd like to infuse theCopy !req
89. Religious angle with the themeCopy !req
90. Of badass.Copy !req
91. And I quote once again fromCopy !req
92. Genesis.Copy !req
93. "and god said, 'let there be aCopy !req
94. Firmament in the midst of theCopy !req
95. Waters, and let it divide theCopy !req
96. Waters from the waters.'Copy !req
97. And god made the firmament andCopy !req
98. Divided the waters which wereCopy !req
99. Under the firmament from theCopy !req
100. Waters which were above theCopy !req
101. Firmament.Copy !req
102. And it was so."Copy !req
103. There you have it.Copy !req
104. there we have what?Copy !req
105. Uh, the what...?Copy !req
106. What are you saying?Copy !req
107. it's water.Copy !req
108. I'm saying "water," 'cause itCopy !req
109. Said water, like, eight times.Copy !req
110. So, it's water.Copy !req
111. That's what the whole thing is—Copy !req
112. Water.Copy !req
113. water what?Copy !req
114. water and badass, badassCopy !req
115. And water.Copy !req
116. ah.Copy !req
117. yes!Copy !req
118. we're doing a project badassCopy !req
119. Video over the schuylkill river.Copy !req
120. yes! Yes!Copy !req
121. ah!Copy !req
122. yes!Copy !req
123. ah.Copy !req
124. all right! Hey!Copy !req
125. do you guys hear theCopy !req
126. Motorcycle?Copy !req
127. I have another special surprise.Copy !req
128. We will be joined by my cousinCopy !req
129. All day!Copy !req
130. your cousin?Copy !req
131. yeah, my cousin from theCopy !req
132. Country.Copy !req
133. I haven't seen him in, like,Copy !req
134. Forever, but, guys, trust me.Copy !req
135. He's, like, the second biggestCopy !req
136. Badass I know, so, it's gonnaCopy !req
137. Be awesome.Copy !req
138. Country mac coming to the bigCopy !req
139. City.Copy !req
140. Country mac!Copy !req
141. country mac: Hey, city mac!Copy !req
142. holy shit, there's two ofCopy !req
143. Them.Copy !req
144. okay, I think I like thisCopy !req
145. Framing.Copy !req
146. I don't even know what it isCopy !req
147. You want us to do.Copy !req
148. well, I'm gonna jump from theCopy !req
149. Strawberry mansion bridge.Copy !req
150. what?Copy !req
151. yes!Copy !req
152. holy shit!Copy !req
153. what do you mean, from it?Copy !req
154. To the water?Copy !req
155. what?Copy !req
156. yeah, I'm gonna jump from theCopy !req
157. Top of the bridge to the water.Copy !req
158. Okay, I need you to act likeCopy !req
159. Concerned citizens, but I needCopy !req
160. This to feel real, okay, guys?Copy !req
161. So, I need you to be neutralCopy !req
162. About the jumper prior to theCopy !req
163. Jump, 'cause you don't know me.Copy !req
164. You don't know this man.Copy !req
165. But I need you to react at theCopy !req
166. Same time because I need to drawCopy !req
167. The jump in later to match yourCopy !req
168. Reaction.Copy !req
169. you lost me there.Copy !req
170. What do you mean, "draw theCopy !req
171. Jump?"Copy !req
172. You're not jumping?Copy !req
173. no, I'm not gonna jump.Copy !req
174. Of course I wouldn't jump.Copy !req
175. I draw it in later because it'sCopy !req
176. Like a post effect.Copy !req
177. well, what's badass aboutCopy !req
178. That?Copy !req
179. your reaction is badass, youCopy !req
180. Know?Copy !req
181. I want you to scream, "badass!Copy !req
182. You know, that dude is badass!Copy !req
183. I've never seen anything asCopy !req
184. Badass as that." you know?Copy !req
185. oh...Copy !req
186. but don't say my name, 'causeCopy !req
187. You don't know this man.Copy !req
188. That's why it feels real, youCopy !req
189. Know?Copy !req
190. Now, later, if you want to do,Copy !req
191. Like, a rudy-type situationCopy !req
192. Where you carry me through theCopy !req
193. Streets of philadelphia, youCopy !req
194. Know, that's cool.Copy !req
195. we won't.Copy !req
196. I can put that in theCopy !req
197. Schedule.Copy !req
198. it's not a post effect?Copy !req
199. no, that's a practicalCopy !req
200. Effect, that would happen real,Copy !req
201. But only if it's organic, youCopy !req
202. Know?Copy !req
203. this is a goddamn mess, thisCopy !req
204. Whole thing's a goddamn mess.Copy !req
205. I'm lost, I'm lost.Copy !req
206. You guys lost?Copy !req
207. you're not gonna be badass,Copy !req
208. But you're gonna...Copy !req
209. and we're not gonna react?Copy !req
210. this is all sounding a littleCopy !req
211. Bit like a complaint from youCopy !req
212. Guys.Copy !req
213. who's complaining?Copy !req
214. We don't know what's going on!Copy !req
215. we don't know you.Copy !req
216. Mac! Mac! Mac!Copy !req
217. Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac!Copy !req
218. badass! Badass! Badass!Copy !req
219. Badass! Badass!Copy !req
220. all right, country mac, let'sCopy !req
221. Do...Copy !req
222. Keep it going. Keep it going.Copy !req
223. all right.Copy !req
224. let's do this! Let's do this!Copy !req
225. badass.Copy !req
226. badass.Copy !req
227. it's pretty high, it's good.Copy !req
228. It's excellent, it's gonna beCopy !req
229. Great.Copy !req
230. you better jump quick beforeCopy !req
231. Somebody tries to stop you.Copy !req
232. trust me, no one's gonna tryCopy !req
233. And stop me.Copy !req
234. jump, asshole!Copy !req
235. yep. See, in the big city,Copy !req
236. Nobody cares whether you live orCopy !req
237. Die.Copy !req
238. jump, you pussy!Copy !req
239. all right, have a nice day.Copy !req
240. Okay, so, I'm gonna run to theCopy !req
241. End, book as fast as I can toCopy !req
242. The fence, climb up to the top,Copy !req
243. Stop, climb back down to safety.Copy !req
244. That's it.Copy !req
245. so, you're not gonna jump?Copy !req
246. I don't jump, okay?Copy !req
247. Why does everybody think I jump?Copy !req
248. Nobody jumps.Copy !req
249. Evel knievel didn't jump.Copy !req
250. Johnny knoxville doesn't jump.Copy !req
251. Okay, this is big hollywoodCopy !req
252. Stuff, okay? Just stand back.Copy !req
253. I don't want you to get hurt.Copy !req
254. Let me handle it.Copy !req
255. oh, wow! Oh, there's a manCopy !req
256. Standing on the bridge.Copy !req
257. what?Copy !req
258. yes, he looks like...Copy !req
259. Look at that.Copy !req
260. his name is mac.Copy !req
261. no, we don't know his name.Copy !req
262. we don't know it.Copy !req
263. oh.Copy !req
264. his name is rudy, I believe,Copy !req
265. You guys.Copy !req
266. that's what it was— rudy.Copy !req
267. we don't know what hisCopy !req
268. Name is, and that's okay, but weCopy !req
269. Don't know each other. Hi.Copy !req
270. how are you?Copy !req
271. nice to meet you.Copy !req
272. oh, hi, hi, but it looks likeCopy !req
273. He may commit suicide.Copy !req
274. ah!Copy !req
275. Suicide is badass!Copy !req
276. no, no, no, no, rudy's notCopy !req
277. Trying to kill himself.Copy !req
278. we don't know his name.Copy !req
279. he just likes to jump,Copy !req
280. Mac is the one who's theCopy !req
281. Badass, remember that.Copy !req
282. no, we don't... Will youCopy !req
283. Everybody stop. Come on, guys.Copy !req
284. What are we doing?Copy !req
285. I don't know what we'reCopy !req
286. we got to get on the sameCopy !req
287. To get on the same page.Copy !req
288. Do it over and over and over...Copy !req
289. Did someone just go plop?Copy !req
290. looked like it.Copy !req
291. someone just jumped.Copy !req
292. Someone jumped.Copy !req
293. he jumped! That's it!Copy !req
294. He jumped, guys! He jumped!Copy !req
295. The day's over, the day's over.Copy !req
296. Country mac is gone, he's dead.Copy !req
297. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
298. look! Look, look, look!Copy !req
299. what? What? Oh.Copy !req
300. whoa!Copy !req
301. oh, holy shit! Oh, my god!Copy !req
302. oh, wow! Wow!Copy !req
303. whoa!Copy !req
304. well, how'd that look?Copy !req
305. oh, amazing! All right!Copy !req
306. how did it look?Copy !req
307. how'd it look? Badass!Copy !req
308. it looked badass, dude.Copy !req
309. I cannot believe you jumped.Copy !req
310. whoa!Copy !req
311. no, that's not reallyCopy !req
312. Badass, guys. That's dangerous.Copy !req
313. um, can we put him on ourCopy !req
314. Shoulders and parade him aroundCopy !req
315. Like rudy?Copy !req
316. I'm feeling that now.Copy !req
317. I want to do that.Copy !req
318. I'm feeling that now.Copy !req
319. Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
320. no, no, no, no, no, I don'tCopy !req
321. Think that's gonna work anymore.Copy !req
322. That's not gonna fit into ourCopy !req
323. Schedule, you know? I mean...Copy !req
324. I mean, it was your idea...Copy !req
325. no, we're very full.Copy !req
326. We're very full now.Copy !req
327. This is not gonna play.Copy !req
328. We're gonna move on to day fourCopy !req
329. Now.Copy !req
330. well, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
331. You skipped day three.Copy !req
332. uh, day three is when godCopy !req
333. Created trees and grass andCopy !req
334. Nature.Copy !req
335. You know, kind of a bullshitCopy !req
336. Day, so we're gonna move on toCopy !req
337. Day four where god created theCopy !req
338. Stars.Copy !req
339. if you look at the orionCopy !req
340. Constellation and then trackCopy !req
341. Across to the big dipper, you'llCopy !req
342. See a gaseous, cloud-like area.Copy !req
343. Okay, I'm gonnaCopy !req
344. Need you guys to go ahead andCopy !req
345. Ignore everything that thisCopy !req
346. Clown is saying.Copy !req
347. God created the stars 5,000Copy !req
348. Years ago.Copy !req
349. uh, who has the pillow?Copy !req
350. I need a pillow.Copy !req
351. I think I thought of a wayCopy !req
352. That we can work day three intoCopy !req
353. This experience.Copy !req
354. no, we're on day four.Copy !req
355. And, besides, there's no treesCopy !req
356. Or herbs in the planetarium.Copy !req
357. but there's herb.Copy !req
358. hmm?Copy !req
359. who wants to smoke a "j"?Copy !req
360. oh, shit. You brought weed?Copy !req
361. no, no, no, we're not smokingCopy !req
362. Weed, okay?Copy !req
363. It's still illegal in the stateCopy !req
364. Of pennsylvania.Copy !req
365. puff, puff, pass, bitches.Copy !req
366. yeah.Copy !req
367. yeah, come on, mac, shut up.Copy !req
368. I thought you were a badass.Copy !req
369. there's nothingCopy !req
370. Badass about breaking the law,Copy !req
371. Charlie.Copy !req
372. this is gonna makeCopy !req
373. It way more fun, dude.Copy !req
374. this isn't about fun.Copy !req
375. It's about fearing god, okay?Copy !req
376. I'm trying to convert you guys.Copy !req
377. oh, my god, is that what thisCopy !req
378. Is about?Copy !req
379. You're not gonna convert me inCopy !req
380. One day.Copy !req
381. I don't believe in god.Copy !req
382. well, you should.Copy !req
383. Because if you don't, god willCopy !req
384. Make a flood or a famine, okay?Copy !req
385. He will destroy you withCopy !req
386. Tornadoes and earthquakes andCopy !req
387. Aids.Copy !req
388. Where do you think aids cameCopy !req
389. From?Copy !req
390. Uh, hello, god's gift to theCopy !req
391. Gays.Copy !req
392. oh...Copy !req
393. oh, my god.Copy !req
394. you're gonna ruin this high,Copy !req
395. Dude.Copy !req
396. mac, I think you're a littleCopy !req
397. Confused there.Copy !req
398. I mean, yeah, sure, bad thingsCopy !req
399. Do happen.Copy !req
400. But what about sunsets?Copy !req
401. oh...Copy !req
402. french kisses.Copy !req
403. oh...Copy !req
404. the smell of rain.Copy !req
405. yeah.Copy !req
406. that's why I believe in god.Copy !req
407. yeah.Copy !req
408. not because of the thingsCopy !req
409. That he takes away from us butCopy !req
410. Because of the things that heCopy !req
411. Gives to us.Copy !req
412. oh... Dude.Copy !req
413. shit, dude.Copy !req
414. you just ripped a hole in myCopy !req
415. Mind.Copy !req
416. see, that's the god I l...Copy !req
417. I like that.Copy !req
418. I'm choosing that one.Copy !req
419. excuse me, who's talking backCopy !req
420. There?Copy !req
421. shut up, science bitch.Copy !req
422. yeah. Yeah, shut up, scienceCopy !req
423. Bitch!Copy !req
424. aw, dude, dude, dude.Copy !req
425. come on, man.Copy !req
426. he just said it.Copy !req
427. He just said it.Copy !req
428. he just did it.Copy !req
429. oh. What the hell?Copy !req
430. carbs-wise, this is gonna setCopy !req
431. Me back, but I don't even give aCopy !req
432. Shit.Copy !req
433. yes.Copy !req
434. country mac's awesome.Copy !req
435. yes.Copy !req
436. yeah.Copy !req
437. this weed that he gave us isCopy !req
438. Awesome.Copy !req
439. it's...Copy !req
440. yes.Copy !req
441. yeah.Copy !req
442. all these years I've beenCopy !req
443. Feeling like I hate karate.Copy !req
444. And, like, I hate projectCopy !req
445. Badass and, like... I hate god.Copy !req
446. yes.Copy !req
447. but, like... I realize...Copy !req
448. You know what I really hate...Copy !req
449. Is mac.Copy !req
450. yes.Copy !req
451. like, he's made all thoseCopy !req
452. Cool things suck.Copy !req
453. Not only is he, like,Copy !req
454. Rui... Ning my life...Copy !req
455. But with all this god shit thatCopy !req
456. He's into...Copy !req
457. He could be ruining myCopy !req
458. Afterlife.Copy !req
459. yes.Copy !req
460. I thought that one wasCopy !req
461. Gonna...Copy !req
462. let me try.Copy !req
463. So...Copy !req
464. yeah, I get that.Copy !req
465. okay, I feel like we got aCopy !req
466. Little bit off the rails backCopy !req
467. There, but I'm ready to get backCopy !req
468. On.Copy !req
469. dude, did you guys see theCopy !req
470. Way country mac was riding hisCopy !req
471. Motorcycle?Copy !req
472. Badass, dude!Copy !req
473. no, it was reckless onceCopy !req
474. Again.Copy !req
475. I thought it was awesome!Copy !req
476. he was like batman, justCopy !req
477. Zipping through the cars.Copy !req
478. he beat us here by, like, anCopy !req
479. Hour.Copy !req
480. oh, I want to get aCopy !req
481. Motorcycle, man.Copy !req
482. dude, we should all getCopy !req
483. Motorcycles!Copy !req
484. okay, that's enough! Okay?Copy !req
485. Enough about country mac.Copy !req
486. It's still my day.Copy !req
487. yeah.Copy !req
488. thank you.Copy !req
489. On the fifth day, god made fish,Copy !req
490. So we'll just skip right pastCopy !req
491. That.Copy !req
492. yeah, we'll skip that.Copy !req
493. You're skipping a lot of days,Copy !req
494. Dude.Copy !req
495. well, you can't fit it allCopy !req
496. Into one day.Copy !req
497. That's preposterous.Copy !req
498. you're the one who came upCopy !req
499. With the structure, so... That'sCopy !req
500. Preposterous.Copy !req
501. all right, on the sixth day,Copy !req
502. God created the beasts of theCopy !req
503. Earth and he made man in his ownCopy !req
504. Image.Copy !req
505. And beholdeth... The image ofCopy !req
506. God.Copy !req
507. oh, shit.Copy !req
508. okay, everybody grab someCopy !req
509. Grease.Copy !req
510. why?Copy !req
511. because we're gonna grease upCopy !req
512. These beefcakes.Copy !req
513. no! No! Come on! No!Copy !req
514. easy, frank.Copy !req
515. Frank, you better take it easy!Copy !req
516. Listen! These guys work offCopy !req
517. Their beautiful glutes for ourCopy !req
518. Enjoyment, okay?Copy !req
519. The least we can do is pay themCopy !req
520. Back in tan and grease.Copy !req
521. greasing dudes.Copy !req
522. yep.Copy !req
523. that's why we're here today.Copy !req
524. I ain't doing this!Copy !req
525. about time you guys got here.Copy !req
526. hey, there you are.Copy !req
527. country mac, man. Hey, bro.Copy !req
528. Listen, dude, can you get us outCopy !req
529. Of here?Copy !req
530. yeah, you got to get us outCopy !req
531. Of here, man.Copy !req
532. get out of here?Copy !req
533. I'm lovin' it.Copy !req
534. I've been gettin' phone numbersCopy !req
535. Left and right.Copy !req
536. oh, sweet, there's chicksCopy !req
537. Here?Copy !req
538. chicks? No.Copy !req
539. Dudes.Copy !req
540. I'm into dudes.Copy !req
541. oh... You're gay.Copy !req
542. loud and proud, brother.Copy !req
543. Loud and proud.Copy !req
544. Yeah, ain't nothing wrong withCopy !req
545. That.Copy !req
546. there's nothing wrong withCopy !req
547. That.Copy !req
548. Honestly, it's, like, refreshingCopy !req
549. To hear.Copy !req
550. You know what, happy hunting,Copy !req
551. Bro, get after it.Copy !req
552. cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
553. I'll see you all in a littleCopy !req
554. Bit.Copy !req
555. cool, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
556. See, he doesn't want us toCopy !req
557. Grease them, you know?Copy !req
558. god, that's awesome.Copy !req
559. because he wants them.Copy !req
560. it doe... Right.Copy !req
561. He wants them for himself.Copy !req
562. it's so much more comfortableCopy !req
563. When someone's gay and openCopy !req
564. About it.Copy !req
565. And, like, I know we've neverCopy !req
566. Said this as a group, but...Copy !req
567. mac's gay.Copy !req
568. yeah, mac's gay.Copy !req
569. he's gay.Copy !req
570. he's gay.Copy !req
571. I mean... Okay... Smiles.Copy !req
572. hey! Hey!Copy !req
573. What's with all the chitchat?Copy !req
574. Legs and hammies are drying upCopy !req
575. By the second.Copy !req
576. we got stoned and we'reCopy !req
577. Uncomfortable.Copy !req
578. we're trying to deal with theCopy !req
579. Whole thing.Copy !req
580. you guys need to startCopy !req
581. Greasing some dudes or I'm gonnaCopy !req
582. Freak out, all right?Copy !req
583. I'm gonna freak out, and I'mCopy !req
584. Gonna add another day!Copy !req
585. no, no, no. We'll grease,Copy !req
586. We'll grease, we'll grease.Copy !req
587. We're ready to grease.Copy !req
588. Give me the grease.Copy !req
589. we'll grease the dudes and...Copy !req
590. okay, that's what I like toCopy !req
591. Hear.Copy !req
592. But don't blow your wads onCopy !req
593. These guys, okay?Copy !req
594. I mean...Copy !req
595. we still have the karateCopy !req
596. Tournament.Copy !req
597. we're gonna watch you fight?Copy !req
598. No, day seven is god's day ofCopy !req
599. Rest and judgment.Copy !req
600. So I'm gonna sit back and watchCopy !req
601. And judge everybody else in theCopy !req
602. Tournament.Copy !req
603. hey, mac.Copy !req
604. I'm drying up over here.Copy !req
605. sorry, big moe.Copy !req
606. Sorry about that.Copy !req
607. I'll be right there.Copy !req
608. Get to work. Get to work.Copy !req
609. Come on.Copy !req
610. yeah, okay.Copy !req
611. all right.Copy !req
612. yeah.Copy !req
613. all right, bud.Copy !req
614. he's got the boner again.Copy !req
615. yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
616. well, at least this time itCopy !req
617. Makes sense, huh?Copy !req
618. hmm.Copy !req
619. all right, listen.Copy !req
620. I got an idea.Copy !req
621. ooh, I don't know about this.Copy !req
622. this doesn't feel right.Copy !req
623. no, this is good.Copy !req
624. This is gonna be good for him.Copy !req
625. I promise. This is the only way.Copy !req
626. Oh! Hey.Copy !req
627. I got you guys all notebooksCopy !req
628. And pens.Copy !req
629. We're gonna start with theCopy !req
630. Yellow belts 'cause it's anCopy !req
631. Inferior class.Copy !req
632. actually, we've got aCopy !req
633. Surprise for you, mac.Copy !req
634. yeah. We signed you up.Copy !req
635. You're competing.Copy !req
636. huh?Copy !req
637. you're gonna go fight a guy.Copy !req
638. A black belt actually.Copy !req
639. you're in the tournament.Copy !req
640. no, no, I-I don't thinkCopy !req
641. That's a good idea.Copy !req
642. Mostly because I don't have theCopy !req
643. Right gear, and I'm not...Copy !req
644. you're wearing a gi.Copy !req
645. you are wearing a gi.Copy !req
646. yeah, that is the gear.Copy !req
647. that's the only gear.Copy !req
648. I notice you're also wearingCopy !req
649. A black belt.Copy !req
650. Now, you are a black belt,Copy !req
651. Correct?Copy !req
652. um, not technically.Copy !req
653. Um, only because I haven'tCopy !req
654. Subscribed to one... Discipline.Copy !req
655. but you are good enough toCopy !req
656. Fight in a black beltCopy !req
657. Tournament.Copy !req
658. 'cause you're wearing a blackCopy !req
659. Belt.Copy !req
660. of course.Copy !req
661. shit, mac, you can do it.Copy !req
662. Just go right for the guy'sCopy !req
663. Throat.Copy !req
664. I know I can do it.Copy !req
665. That's not the... I feel likeCopy !req
666. You're talking a lot throughoutCopy !req
667. The day.Copy !req
668. I know I can do it.Copy !req
669. so if you can do it, then doCopy !req
670. It.Copy !req
671. I'll sign up if mac doesn'tCopy !req
672. Want to.Copy !req
673. I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
674. I said I was... I was never notCopy !req
675. Gonna do it.Copy !req
676. I'm excited.Copy !req
677. yeah.Copy !req
678. I-I'm really excited to seeCopy !req
679. This, man.Copy !req
680. You are gonna kick that guy'sCopy !req
681. Ass, whoever he is.Copy !req
682. this is cruel.Copy !req
683. oof.Copy !req
684. I can't watch it, you know?Copy !req
685. trust me, this is for his ownCopy !req
686. Good.Copy !req
687. If he doesn't face this now, heCopy !req
688. Never will.Copy !req
689. yeah, it's too bad, but he'sCopy !req
690. Got to get his ass kicked.Copy !req
691. yep. It's time for this toCopy !req
692. End.Copy !req
693. hi.Copy !req
694. okay, now bow.Copy !req
695. Not to me, karate kid, to him.Copy !req
696. oh.Copy !req
697. bow.Copy !req
698. bow.Copy !req
699. ready. Fight!Copy !req
700. Block, point, mac!Copy !req
701. shit.Copy !req
702. guys, did you see that?Copy !req
703. I got a point! I got a point!Copy !req
704. oh!Copy !req
705. hell, no.Copy !req
706. oh!Copy !req
707. that was badass!Copy !req
708. he kicked the shit out ofCopy !req
709. That guy!Copy !req
710. well, I got the actual point.Copy !req
711. who cares? You lost.Copy !req
712. Country mac won.Copy !req
713. yeah, but it's about the art,Copy !req
714. Okay?Copy !req
715. oh, the art.Copy !req
716. you got your ass kicked—Copy !req
717. That's what happened.Copy !req
718. I scored an actual point inCopy !req
719. An actual karate tournament andCopy !req
720. Against an actual black belt.Copy !req
721. country mac beat the shit outCopy !req
722. Of that guy with a beer and hisCopy !req
723. T-shirt.Copy !req
724. yeah, and where is he alwaysCopy !req
725. Getting those beers, man?Copy !req
726. That's the most badass thingCopy !req
727. About...Copy !req
728. out of the blue, he gets aCopy !req
729. Beer.Copy !req
730. no, it's years of trainingCopy !req
731. Finally paying off, and anCopy !req
732. Uncontested black belt point isCopy !req
733. The most badass...Copy !req
734. oh, my god, we're never gonnaCopy !req
735. Hear the end of this.Copy !req
736. Stop, stop!Copy !req
737. Hold on a second, mac.Copy !req
738. No, no. Listen, you got your assCopy !req
739. Kicked today— that's whatCopy !req
740. Happened, plain and simple.Copy !req
741. So I want you to admit it.Copy !req
742. dennis, don't.Copy !req
743. The day's almost over.Copy !req
744. We only have a couple of hours.Copy !req
745. no, n-n-n-no, dee, we have aCopy !req
746. Lifetime of this to look forwardCopy !req
747. To, and I for one can't standCopy !req
748. It.Copy !req
749. You are not a badass, pal.Copy !req
750. Admit it to us right now.Copy !req
751. get on your knees!Copy !req
752. you are not a badass!Copy !req
753. oh, my god!Copy !req
754. hey, what's wrong with you,Copy !req
755. Guy?Copy !req
756. you got a problem?Copy !req
757. you got the problem, asshole.Copy !req
758. look out!Copy !req
759. shit.Copy !req
760. you bring a knife to a fight,Copy !req
761. You better be ready to use it,Copy !req
762. You jabroni.Copy !req
763. just... Don't come back here,Copy !req
764. You punks.Copy !req
765. aw, you made him look like aCopy !req
766. Bitch!Copy !req
767. holy shit.Copy !req
768. nice... Very nice.Copy !req
769. oh, you are badass, dude.Copy !req
770. how'd you know he had a knifeCopy !req
771. On him?Copy !req
772. I gave him an ocular patdown.Copy !req
773. Assessed the threat level.Copy !req
774. Clocked a knife in his boot.Copy !req
775. huh! Holy shit.Copy !req
776. guys, I may have had a littleCopy !req
777. Bit of an accident in my pants,Copy !req
778. So I think I got to change outCopy !req
779. Of this gi.Copy !req
780. he just gave that guy anCopy !req
781. Ocular patdown, and it actuallyCopy !req
782. Worked.Copy !req
783. it worked.Copy !req
784. he made a lucky guess, and heCopy !req
785. Put us all in danger.Copy !req
786. you made a poopy in yourCopy !req
787. Did anybody else do a poopoo inCopy !req
788. Their pants?Copy !req
789. this is our head of security!Copy !req
790. I don't need to listen toCopy !req
791. This, okay?Copy !req
792. I'm gonna change out of this giCopy !req
793. And then we're gonna keep goingCopy !req
794. With the day, okay?Copy !req
795. I have a series of lectures thatCopy !req
796. We're gonna get to.Copy !req
797. go get the poop out of yourCopy !req
798. Pants.Copy !req
799. I can't wait for theCopy !req
800. Lectures.Copy !req
801. Goddamn, man.Copy !req
802. the guy is in complete denialCopy !req
803. About absolutely every aspect ofCopy !req
804. His life.Copy !req
805. And there is nothing we can doCopy !req
806. About it.Copy !req
807. I say we switch him out.Copy !req
808. huh?Copy !req
809. country mac for paddy's mac.Copy !req
810. we send mac to the country,Copy !req
811. Bring country mac here.Copy !req
812. yeah, to the bar.Copy !req
813. that's not a bad idea.Copy !req
814. I mean, look, we'd be safer withCopy !req
815. An actual badass in the bar.Copy !req
816. we might actually become aCopy !req
817. Little bit more badassCopy !req
818. Ourselves.Copy !req
819. we would become more likeCopy !req
820. Country mac, which'd be great.Copy !req
821. we have a lot to learn fromCopy !req
822. Him.Copy !req
823. We should all get motorcycles.Copy !req
824. and drink much more beer.Copy !req
825. and smoke more weed, youCopy !req
826. and get in fights and do allCopy !req
827. can we make this happenCopy !req
828. let's talk to him, let's talkCopy !req
829. To him.Copy !req
830. Hey, um... Hey, country mac, canCopy !req
831. We just talk to you for oneCopy !req
832. Quick second, buddy?Copy !req
833. Um, listen, we were just talkingCopy !req
834. And, man, we sure would like forCopy !req
835. You to stay with us.Copy !req
836. I mean, like-like, stay with usCopy !req
837. Forever.Copy !req
838. Will you be part of our gang?Copy !req
839. yep.Copy !req
840. uh... Just "yep"?Copy !req
841. Just, like... That's it?Copy !req
842. You're not gonna give a speechCopy !req
843. Or lecture us or anything likeCopy !req
844. That?Copy !req
845. no bossiness?Copy !req
846. no pontificating?Copy !req
847. it's not my style.Copy !req
848. I just go with the flow.Copy !req
849. Let the wind blow through myCopy !req
850. Hair.Copy !req
851. yeah.Copy !req
852. oh.Copy !req
853. oh, wow.Copy !req
854. I love that guy.Copy !req
855. aw, look at him go.Copy !req
856. where's he even going?Copy !req
857. I mean, the fact that weCopy !req
858. Don't know where he's goingCopy !req
859. Makes him all the more badass.Copy !req
860. uh-oh. Whoops.Copy !req
861. whoopsie.Copy !req
862. he fell, huh?Copy !req
863. tipped over a little bit.Copy !req
864. ooh.Copy !req
865. he's probably okay, though,Copy !req
866. Right?Copy !req
867. well, yeah, he just... PoppedCopy !req
868. Over.Copy !req
869. a little-little bump.Copy !req
870. He's fine. He's good, he's good,Copy !req
871. He's good, he's good.Copy !req
872. country mac lived a recklessCopy !req
873. Life.Copy !req
874. He wasn't the kind of guy thatCopy !req
875. Could score a point in a blackCopy !req
876. Belt karate contest.Copy !req
877. And it turns out, he was totallyCopy !req
878. Queer.Copy !req
879. Which, as we all know, is a sin.Copy !req
880. And that, coupled with hisCopy !req
881. Radical religious beliefs, hasCopy !req
882. Most likely landed him in hell,Copy !req
883. Where he will burn for allCopy !req
884. Eternity.Copy !req
885. So I will ask for a moment ofCopy !req
886. Silence, in which I will begCopy !req
887. God's forgiveness for countryCopy !req
888. Mac's evil, homo ways, whileCopy !req
889. Simultaneously doing a series ofCopy !req
890. Karate moves that I know countryCopy !req
891. Mac would've enjoyed so much.Copy !req
892. well, guys, I think the realCopy !req
893. Lesson here is that there'sCopy !req
894. Nothing badass about riding aCopy !req
895. Motorcycle without a helmet.Copy !req
896. right.Copy !req
897. plus, he was drunk all theCopy !req
898. Time.Copy !req
899. yeah.Copy !req
900. you know what's badass?Copy !req
901. Being alive.Copy !req
902. yeah.Copy !req
903. So, uh, what do we do about thisCopy !req
904. Guy?Copy !req
905. namaste. Namaste.Copy !req
906. Okay, we will now pile into theCopy !req
907. Car, where we will go to theCopy !req
908. Countryside to leave countryCopy !req
909. Mac's ashes in a place that heCopy !req
910. Loved so well.Copy !req
911. actually, we won't.Copy !req
912. Because it's officially frankCopy !req
913. Day, so...Copy !req
914. All right, pee country mac.Copy !req
915. Captioned byCopy !req
916. Media access group at wgbhCopy !req
917. Access.Wgbh.OrgCopy !req