1. So sign up for theCopy !req
2. Invigaron system today, and takeCopy !req
3. The first steps toward obtainingCopy !req
4. Financial freedom.Copy !req
5. Invigaron— a businessCopy !req
6. Opportunity as rare as theCopy !req
7. Albani berries themselves.Copy !req
8. What's happening?Copy !req
9. You're, like, a berry salesmanCopy !req
10. Now or...?Copy !req
11. no, I'm a distributor,Copy !req
12. Charlie, for a revolutionary newCopy !req
13. Product that changes lives.Copy !req
14. Right. Now explainCopy !req
15. These to me.Copy !req
16. oh, those are myCopy !req
17. New wrenches.Copy !req
18. I got those free for sittingCopy !req
19. Through a 20-minuteCopy !req
20. Presentation.Copy !req
21. Oh, I get it now.Copy !req
22. It's a scam.Copy !req
23. no, no, no, no, no,Copy !req
24. It's not a scam at all.Copy !req
25. I also had reservations in theCopy !req
26. Beginning, but these superCopy !req
27. Berries grow in the andesCopy !req
28. Mountains, okay?Copy !req
29. Alpacas can survive entireCopy !req
30. Winters on this shit.Copy !req
31. oh, shit! So it's like aCopy !req
32. Super berry, huh?Copy !req
33. now what kind of superpowersCopy !req
34. Are you talking about?Copy !req
35. Like, do you surviveCopy !req
36. The winter?Copy !req
37. great question.Copy !req
38. so is that the only superCopy !req
39. Power you get, survivingCopy !req
40. Winters?Copy !req
41. Because I've survived manyCopy !req
42. Winters without these berries.Copy !req
43. no, I think I have an answerCopy !req
44. For all of this stuff, okay?Copy !req
45. charlie, allow meCopy !req
46. To demonstrate.Copy !req
47. oh, you got a thing here.Copy !req
48. come over here and holdCopy !req
49. Now, this machine is gonnaCopy !req
50. Measure the level of toxinsCopy !req
51. In your body caused by stress.Copy !req
52. all right. Where do I putCopy !req
53. My feet?Copy !req
54. wherever you want.Copy !req
55. I'm gonna put them onCopy !req
56. The stool.Copy !req
57. great. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
58. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
59. 120, 140, 157.Copy !req
60. Oh, shit, charlie. 157?Copy !req
61. is that bad?Copy !req
62. yeah, it's not good.Copy !req
63. guys, I got 157.Copy !req
64. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
65. 157 what?Copy !req
66. units.Copy !req
67. units, dude.Copy !req
68. units of what?Copy !req
69. units of stress!Copy !req
70. you're very, very highCopy !req
71. In your...Copy !req
72. that's a lot of units!Copy !req
73. In your stress unit.Copy !req
74. But don't even worry, becauseCopy !req
75. Invigaron can help you.Copy !req
76. These berries are chock-fullCopy !req
77. Of antioxidants andCopy !req
78. Phytonutrients.Copy !req
79. oh, thank god.Copy !req
80. All right, I'm sold. I'm in.Copy !req
81. of course you're buying it,Copy !req
82. Because you're as big of anCopy !req
83. Idiot as she is.Copy !req
84. You're getting scammed, dee!Copy !req
85. it's not a scam!Copy !req
86. you walked into a room thatCopy !req
87. You could have walked out ofCopy !req
88. With a free set of golf clubs,Copy !req
89. But instead you got got.Copy !req
90. hey, I say we get ourselvesCopy !req
91. A new pair of golf clubs, huh?Copy !req
92. yeah, well, we won't get gotCopy !req
93. Though.Copy !req
94. We gonna get.Copy !req
95. See, dee, people like us, weCopy !req
96. Don't get got.Copy !req
97. We go get.Copy !req
98. that's right.Copy !req
99. You won't see us gettingCopy !req
100. no way.Copy !req
101. hey-oh! All right, charlie,Copy !req
102. I signed you up for the goldCopy !req
103. Member starter kit, okay?Copy !req
104. yeah. You know what'sCopy !req
105. In here?Copy !req
106. Two cases of the juice, fourCopy !req
107. Packs of the energy gel.Copy !req
108. nice.Copy !req
109. there's a box of shake mix,Copy !req
110. And I think they threw in aCopy !req
111. Bunch of protein...Copy !req
112. What are you doing, charlie?Copy !req
113. what?Copy !req
114. what are you doing?Copy !req
115. I'm drinking the berry juiceCopy !req
116. To save my life.Copy !req
117. this is not about berries,Copy !req
118. All right?Copy !req
119. You sell it. This is a wholeCopy !req
120. Moneymaking system, okay?Copy !req
121. That's what invigaron is.Copy !req
122. It's-it's about money,Copy !req
123. And it's about, you know,Copy !req
124. "wealth creation through-throughCopy !req
125. The use of antioxidants,Copy !req
126. Powerful antioxidants."Copy !req
127. yeah, uh-huh.Copy !req
128. and, you know, we're goingCopy !req
129. To "redefine success and-andCopy !req
130. Change the world."Copy !req
131. You know what?Copy !req
132. all those words are, like,Copy !req
133. Stressing me out, dee.Copy !req
134. And I can't get more str...Copy !req
135. I'm at 157!Copy !req
136. I'm gonna be honest.Copy !req
137. I'm a little confused as well.Copy !req
138. Uh, I don't have a firm graspCopy !req
139. On exactly how this...Copy !req
140. where the hell is frank?Copy !req
141. Where the hell is frank?Copy !req
142. He can help us.Copy !req
143. He's, like, a business genius.Copy !req
144. I don't know where he is.Copy !req
145. He didn't come home thisCopy !req
146. He took off last night.Copy !req
147. He said he had some dreamCopy !req
148. Or something.Copy !req
149. And, like, he woke up, he'sCopy !req
150. Like, "ah, charlie, I got toCopy !req
151. Get to the playground."Copy !req
152. And he shot out of here.Copy !req
153. why is he at the playground?Copy !req
154. He told me not to come.Copy !req
155. well, we got to goCopy !req
156. Figure it out.Copy !req
157. he can help explain all this.Copy !req
158. yeah, he's good with stuffCopy !req
159. Like this.Copy !req
160. We're not.Copy !req
161. all right, all right,Copy !req
162. I'm drinking this one though.Copy !req
163. yeah, but don't openCopy !req
164. Any more.Copy !req
165. frank?Copy !req
166. huh?Copy !req
167. what is this? You're stuck?Copy !req
168. was this your plan?Copy !req
169. No.Copy !req
170. what is this?Copy !req
171. How did this happen?Copy !req
172. how does anything happen,Copy !req
173. Charlie?Copy !req
174. Move past it, will ya?Copy !req
175. I'm afraid that's goingCopy !req
176. yeah. Where are your clothes?Copy !req
177. Why are you naked and stuckCopy !req
178. just get me out of here.Copy !req
179. all right, well, firstCopy !req
180. We should do theCopy !req
181. Thing because..Copy !req
182. yeah. Charlie and I haveCopy !req
183. A couple of business questionsCopy !req
184. We wanted to ask you first.Copy !req
185. what? Deandra, don'tCopy !req
186. Dick around.Copy !req
187. Get me out of here!Copy !req
188. look, I'll be quick, okay?Copy !req
189. Now, charlie and I have recentlyCopy !req
190. Come into a rare businessCopy !req
191. Opportunity, and we were hopingCopy !req
192. You could clear a couple thingsCopy !req
193. Up for us.Copy !req
194. Can you look at that?Copy !req
195. it's a pyramid scheme.Copy !req
196. it's not a pyramid scheme.Copy !req
197. It's a reverse funnel system.Copy !req
198. turn it upside down.Copy !req
199. oh, shit!Copy !req
200. goddamn it! Shit!Copy !req
201. all right, you've been duped,Copy !req
202. Suckers.Copy !req
203. you're the sucker, okay?Copy !req
204. You're naked and you're stuckCopy !req
205. all right, calm down,Copy !req
206. Look, frank is there any way,Copy !req
207. You know, to get out of oneCopy !req
208. all right, what you got to doCopy !req
209. Is round up a couple of suckersCopy !req
210. And get 'em hooked.Copy !req
211. Dummies with deep pocketsCopy !req
212. Are the best.Copy !req
213. what about ben the soldier?Copy !req
214. well, he's as dumb asCopy !req
215. You can get.Copy !req
216. yeah.Copy !req
217. he's dumb as bricks,Copy !req
218. That guy.Copy !req
219. he's so stupid.Copy !req
220. all right, let's do it.Copy !req
221. we'll get him, and I'll get,Copy !req
222. Like, a pulley or a rope, andCopy !req
223. We'll just yank you out of thereCopy !req
224. Or something, all right?Copy !req
225. get me out of here.Copy !req
226. yeah. Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
227. Charlie, whoa, think about this.Copy !req
228. If we get him out of there,Copy !req
229. How do we know he's gonna keepCopy !req
230. Helping us?Copy !req
231. well, what do you mean?Copy !req
232. if we get him out of there,Copy !req
233. He might scam us further.Copy !req
234. He's a business mastermind.Copy !req
235. I don't know what he's gotCopy !req
236. shit, that's a good point.Copy !req
237. I mean, what's he doingCopy !req
238. What I mean? He wouldn't say.Copy !req
239. He could be up to something.Copy !req
240. I say we leave him stuck inCopy !req
241. There just for a few more daysCopy !req
242. So we can leverage him forCopy !req
243. Business advice...Copy !req
244. right. We keep him contained.Copy !req
245. if we need questions,Copy !req
246. We just go to him.Copy !req
247. that's right.Copy !req
248. hey, uh, frank, we'll beCopy !req
249. Back in a couple days to helpCopy !req
250. You out, okay, buddy?Copy !req
251. no, no, no, no!Copy !req
252. Deandra, I don't have aCopy !req
253. It's Saturday coming up.Copy !req
254. There's gonna be kids here!Copy !req
255. hey, guys.Copy !req
256. You here for the presentation?Copy !req
257. I'm harris marder.Copy !req
258. save it, bozo.Copy !req
259. We're here for the freeCopy !req
260. you got exactly 20 minutesCopy !req
261. To do your little songCopy !req
262. And dance.Copy !req
263. We're just gonna tune out, soCopy !req
264. Why don't you give us a waveCopy !req
265. When you're finished.Copy !req
266. or don't.Copy !req
267. what's the point?Copy !req
268. I'd just be wasting my time.Copy !req
269. I mean, obviously,Copy !req
270. You two are smart.Copy !req
271. 19 minutes and 50 seconds,Copy !req
272. Clown.Copy !req
273. don't get me wrong.Copy !req
274. Invigaron is great, but you gotCopy !req
275. To put in the hours.Copy !req
276. You fellows strike me more asCopy !req
277. Men of leisure.Copy !req
278. obviously.Copy !req
279. well, we are.Copy !req
280. yeah, I mean, this guy's gotCopy !req
281. The hawaiian shirt, you withCopy !req
282. Bet it's killing you guysCopy !req
283. To be stuck indoors on aCopy !req
284. Beautiful day like today.Copy !req
285. it is. So less yapping,Copy !req
286. More golf clubs please.Copy !req
287. yeah, I get it.Copy !req
288. And you know what?Copy !req
289. Because you guys are such greatCopy !req
290. Sports, I'm gonna throw in aCopy !req
291. Coupon for a free round of golfCopy !req
292. At the dusty dunes resortCopy !req
293. In orlando.Copy !req
294. You guys been to florida?Copy !req
295. been there? Not physically.Copy !req
296. if you want, I can set youCopy !req
297. Up with one of their privateCopy !req
298. Villas.Copy !req
299. Private villa.Copy !req
300. Whatever. That's pretty nice.Copy !req
301. Look at that.Copy !req
302. oh, it is nice.Copy !req
303. did you know that the averageCopy !req
304. Rate for a hotel room 30 yearsCopy !req
305. Ago was $19?Copy !req
306. Today it's $237.Copy !req
307. That's a 1,300% increase.Copy !req
308. So it's not inconceivable toCopy !req
309. Think that in another 30 years,Copy !req
310. A week at a hotel runs youCopy !req
311. 20 grand.Copy !req
312. that's not inconceivable.Copy !req
313. that's... Crazy.Copy !req
314. that's very, veryCopy !req
315. Conceivable.Copy !req
316. really?Copy !req
317. okay, but not for you guys.Copy !req
318. You'll be locked in at $1,400Copy !req
319. Annually.Copy !req
320. wait. We would be?Copy !req
321. yeah. I'm not talking aboutCopy !req
322. Taking a vacation, guys.Copy !req
323. I'm talking about owningCopy !req
324. A vacation.Copy !req
325. And, look, if you're still notCopy !req
326. Comfortable with the numbers,Copy !req
327. You just double down.Copy !req
328. You get two weeks, sellCopy !req
329. That second week, boom, yourCopy !req
330. Vacationing for free.Copy !req
331. > wait, wait, wait, wait,Copy !req
332. Mac, I think this guy just bentCopy !req
333. Himself over a barrelCopy !req
334. A little bit.Copy !req
335. he did?Copy !req
336. yeah, for our pleasure.Copy !req
337. Follow me here.Copy !req
338. Okay, so if we buy a secondCopy !req
339. Week, and we sell that, we'reCopy !req
340. Vacationing for free.Copy !req
341. What happens if we buyCopy !req
342. A third week and sell that?Copy !req
343. we're getting paidCopy !req
344. To vacation!Copy !req
345. you guys, I... I've actuallyCopy !req
346. Never thought of it like that.Copy !req
347. I know!Copy !req
348. I'm not sure I can make thatCopy !req
349. Deal.Copy !req
350. the deal's locked in.Copy !req
351. deal's done.Copy !req
352. I'm gonna write in "three..."Copy !req
353. write in "three weeks."Copy !req
354. three here... That's done!Copy !req
355. yeah, right?Copy !req
356. Put three on...Copy !req
357. You thought we were a bunch ofCopy !req
358. Suckers, but guess what?Copy !req
359. oh, god.Copy !req
360. we're not.Copy !req
361. We just bought three weeks of aCopy !req
362. Time-share.Copy !req
363. so you did.Copy !req
364. not a great turnout.Copy !req
365. No, not-not a great turnout.Copy !req
366. You know why?Copy !req
367. Nobody gives a shit about freeCopy !req
368. Soup, charlie.Copy !req
369. People want golf clubs andCopy !req
370. Concert tickets.Copy !req
371. don't knock the soup, allCopy !req
372. Right? Da'maniac's here.Copy !req
373. He's sucked down, like, threeCopy !req
374. Bowls of it.Copy !req
375. yeah, he is here.Copy !req
376. And why is he here, charlie?Copy !req
377. well...Copy !req
378. nobody wants to buy somethingCopy !req
379. From a deranged wrestler.Copy !req
380. Why would you invite him?Copy !req
381. I didn't invite him.Copy !req
382. He just drifted in.Copy !req
383. I guess he was...Copy !req
384. just looking for soup.Copy !req
385. Looking for free soup,Copy !req
386. Yeah, free soup.Copy !req
387. all right.Copy !req
388. you know, drifters...Copy !req
389. All right, let's just get itCopy !req
390. Going, all right?Copy !req
391. yeah. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
392. Thank you so much for comingCopy !req
393. Today.Copy !req
394. Each one of you has beenCopy !req
395. Hand-selected to potentiallyCopy !req
396. Join our invigaron team.Copy !req
397. "what is invigaron?" you may beCopy !req
398. Asking.Copy !req
399. Charlie?Copy !req
400. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
401. I'm dee, and this is charlie.Copy !req
402. and as you can tell by ourCopy !req
403. Huge mansion, we're insanelyCopy !req
404. Loaded.Copy !req
405. but it wasn't always thisCopy !req
406. Way.Copy !req
407. We used to be losers, like allCopy !req
408. Of you people.Copy !req
409. And then we discoveredCopy !req
410. The invig...Copy !req
411. Invigaron!Copy !req
412. and it all starts with theCopy !req
413. Berries.Copy !req
414. The berries are the mostCopy !req
415. Delici...Copy !req
416. I'm sure you're all excitedCopy !req
417. To learn more about theCopy !req
418. Invigaron system.Copy !req
419. what the hell happened to myCopy !req
420. Part, dee?Copy !req
421. yeah, I had to do someCopy !req
422. Reshoots.Copy !req
423. You are way too hung up on theCopy !req
424. Berries.Copy !req
425. The success of the invigaronCopy !req
426. System is largely due to theCopy !req
427. Simplicity of its origins.Copy !req
428. Using a multi-tieredCopy !req
429. Distribu...Copy !req
430. Multi-level market...Copy !req
431. The invigaron system...Copy !req
432. Multi-level...Copy !req
433. Invig...Copy !req
434. I'm andy, proud owner of myCopy !req
435. Own mountain, where...Copy !req
436. Did a couple reshoots of my own.Copy !req
437. Proud owner of my own mountain,Copy !req
438. Where I'm a magical bean farmer.Copy !req
439. Berries!Copy !req
440. does the sophisticatedCopy !req
441. Business model of invigaronCopy !req
442. Confuse you?Copy !req
443. You don't need to understand howCopy !req
444. Invigaron works, becauseCopy !req
445. Somebody above you does.Copy !req
446. So ask less questions, and makeCopy !req
447. More money.Copy !req
448. There we go.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. well, I wasn't quiteCopy !req
451. Finished, there's...Copy !req
452. Still not convinced?Copy !req
453. Well, guess what?Copy !req
454. The invigaron system is also aCopy !req
455. Pyramid scheme.Copy !req
456. "what's a pyramid scheme?" youCopy !req
457. Ask.Copy !req
458. all right, basically a houseCopy !req
459. Of cards where the dickheads atCopy !req
460. The bottom do all the work, andCopy !req
461. Give all the money to the smartCopy !req
462. Guys up at the top.Copy !req
463. All right?Copy !req
464. Now, will you get...Copy !req
465. don't just be successful.Copy !req
466. Be berry...Copy !req
467. you won't need a pot of gold.Copy !req
468. but still amazingly badass...Copy !req
469. so do...Copy !req
470. there we go.Copy !req
471. all right, any questions?Copy !req
472. da'maniac: I have a question.Copy !req
473. Uh, how do I get in on this?Copy !req
474. uh, you probably don't,Copy !req
475. Because you need money.Copy !req
476. Ben, how many boxes am I gonnaCopy !req
477. Put you down for?Copy !req
478. I don't really understandCopy !req
479. What I'm buying.Copy !req
480. you saw the video.Copy !req
481. was the video not clear?Copy !req
482. the video was pretty clear,Copy !req
483. Charlie.Copy !req
484. you think maybe it's yourCopy !req
485. Stress?Copy !req
486. Do you want to check yourCopy !req
487. Photon levels?Copy !req
488. oh. Yes.Copy !req
489. yeah.Copy !req
490. yeah, you could be stressed.Copy !req
491. It... Okay.Copy !req
492. Here you go.Copy !req
493. okay.Copy !req
494. Uh, where should I put my feet?Copy !req
495. dee, where do his feet go?Copy !req
496. the feet go wherever.Copy !req
497. What is it with the feet?Copy !req
498. thank you for this businessCopy !req
499. Opportunity.Copy !req
500. I will not let you down.Copy !req
501. no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
502. Sir, you need to pay for theCopy !req
503. Product, you can't just take itCopy !req
504. Out of here.Copy !req
505. roger!Copy !req
506. Roger that.Copy !req
507. he's just... He's justCopy !req
508. Leaving the bar.Copy !req
509. he just stole the berries.Copy !req
510. That's not g...Copy !req
511. Oh!Copy !req
512. Oh, 107.Copy !req
513. Hey, man, that's pretty good.Copy !req
514. what? Don't...Copy !req
515. healthy guy over here.Copy !req
516. charlie, no, that's terrible.Copy !req
517. He's very stressed out and heCopy !req
518. Needs to buy the product and eatCopy !req
519. The berries.Copy !req
520. oh, shit!Copy !req
521. I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
522. Um, I don't think this is forCopy !req
523. Me.Copy !req
524. oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
525. if 107's bad, I got to eatCopy !req
526. More berries.Copy !req
527. stop eating berries!Copy !req
528. You've had enough berries!Copy !req
529. I just don't understand.Copy !req
530. Is it a sexual thing?Copy !req
531. no, just get me the hell out!Copy !req
532. It doesn't matter!Copy !req
533. matters to me; I don'tCopy !req
534. Think I can move past it.Copy !req
535. we came here for a reason.Copy !req
536. Let's just jump into it, allCopy !req
537. Right?Copy !req
538. all right.Copy !req
539. frank, we have a veryCopy !req
540. Exciting real estate opportunityCopy !req
541. For you in sunny orlando,Copy !req
542. Florida.Copy !req
543. yes.Copy !req
544. How would you like to spend oneCopy !req
545. Week out of the year living theCopy !req
546. High life at your own privateCopy !req
547. Villa at the dusty dunes resort?Copy !req
548. you guys bought a time-share?Copy !req
549. well, yeah.Copy !req
550. yeah.Copy !req
551. how can you all be soCopy !req
552. Gullible?Copy !req
553. no, no, no, no.Copy !req
554. no, this is different, frank.Copy !req
555. This is different.Copy !req
556. this asshole tried to sell usCopy !req
557. One week.Copy !req
558. We took the prick for three.Copy !req
559. you did?Copy !req
560. You took him for three weeks?Copy !req
561. dennis thought of it.Copy !req
562. you think he didn't want toCopy !req
563. Sell you as many weeks asCopy !req
564. Possible?Copy !req
565. no, I don't think he...Copy !req
566. I told you that might haveCopy !req
567. Been a concern, I...Copy !req
568. the whole way over, you saidCopy !req
569. That's...Copy !req
570. all right, fine.Copy !req
571. Well, look, I didn't come hereCopy !req
572. To be criticized by a man stuckCopy !req
573. In a coil!Copy !req
574. Are you gonna buy a week or not?Copy !req
575. no, I'm not that stupid.Copy !req
576. we don't need this.Copy !req
577. We're out of here, frank.Copy !req
578. screw you.Copy !req
579. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,Copy !req
580. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
581. I-I-I can help you.Copy !req
582. yeah?Copy !req
583. I can help you. Yeah.Copy !req
584. I'll give you a premium leadCopy !req
585. On a deep-pocket dummy.Copy !req
586. premium lead?Copy !req
587. That's business talk.Copy !req
588. we need premium leads.Copy !req
589. yeah. Who?Copy !req
590. you promise to get me out ofCopy !req
591. Here?Copy !req
592. yeah, yeah, frank, weCopy !req
593. Promise.Copy !req
594. what do you think, we'reCopy !req
595. Gonna leave you in a coil?Copy !req
596. give us a name.Copy !req
597. ben the soldier.Copy !req
598. All right?Copy !req
599. ben the soldier, huh?Copy !req
600. yeah.Copy !req
601. well, yeah...Copy !req
602. that's pretty good.Copy !req
603. it is?Copy !req
604. yeah.Copy !req
605. he's very, very dumb.Copy !req
606. I mean, think about it.Copy !req
607. He went over there, probablyCopy !req
608. Saw some pretty serious carnage.Copy !req
609. He's gonna have some bad ptsd.Copy !req
610. If we trigger that, he'll beCopy !req
611. Putty in our hands.Copy !req
612. right, whatever.Copy !req
613. Okay, get me out of here.Copy !req
614. no.Copy !req
615. nah. Nah.Copy !req
616. nah.Copy !req
617. no.Copy !req
618. wait, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
619. Where you going?Copy !req
620. you just got got, frank.Copy !req
621. yeah.Copy !req
622. Uh, you played your hand aCopy !req
623. Little too early, sucker.Copy !req
624. we'll come back when we needCopy !req
625. You again.Copy !req
626. That's called leverage.Copy !req
627. right.Copy !req
628. that's business talk.Copy !req
629. yeah, thought you were goodCopy !req
630. the kids are coming! What...Copy !req
631. I know.Copy !req
632. the kids!Copy !req
633. The kids will be here!Copy !req
634. now listen.Copy !req
635. We just need to trigger his ptsdCopy !req
636. A little bit, all right?Copy !req
637. couple of sudden movements.Copy !req
638. Loud noises.Copy !req
639. exactly.Copy !req
640. hey!Copy !req
641. hey!Copy !req
642. It's so good to see you, man.Copy !req
643. How are you?Copy !req
644. Come on in.Copy !req
645. Have a seat on the couch, whyCopy !req
646. Don't you?Copy !req
647. okay.Copy !req
648. all right.Copy !req
649. Oh, my god!Copy !req
650. hi.Copy !req
651. da'maniac.Copy !req
652. yeah, I know.Copy !req
653. what are you doing here?Copy !req
654. well, I've come for theCopy !req
655. Presentation.Copy !req
656. Gonna be really cool, huh?Copy !req
657. oh, it's... It's sort of...Copy !req
658. Geared specifically towards ben,Copy !req
659. So...Copy !req
660. I like him, too.Copy !req
661. He a good guy, huh?Copy !req
662. Nice to see you.Copy !req
663. yeah.Copy !req
664. that's good.Copy !req
665. he's coming in.Copy !req
666. hey, ben.Copy !req
667. How you doing?Copy !req
668. all right, let's just, uh...Copy !req
669. okay, uh...Copy !req
670. All right, listen, so, ben...Copy !req
671. Um, we would like to offer you aCopy !req
672. Week's stay in our time-shareCopy !req
673. Condominium in florida.Copy !req
674. it's an amazing property.Copy !req
675. I mean, when we first saw it, weCopy !req
676. Were like, "boom!"Copy !req
677. sometimes, loud noises makeCopy !req
678. The squirrels go in my head, andCopy !req
679. I-I don't fight in the ringCopy !req
680. Anymore, but I still fight withCopy !req
681. The demons in da'maniac's head.Copy !req
682. all right, well, we'll-we'llCopy !req
683. Try to be a little bit moreCopy !req
684. Sensitive to that.Copy !req
685. I... Yeah.Copy !req
686. um, and we'll keep our voicesCopy !req
687. Down from here on out.Copy !req
688. yeah.Copy !req
689. uh, ben, should we talkCopy !req
690. Numbers?Copy !req
691. oh, I don't know.Copy !req
692. Um, and it sounds really nice,Copy !req
693. But I'm not trying to make anyCopy !req
694. Business decisions.Copy !req
695. I have a 107 stress level.Copy !req
696. ooh.Copy !req
697. I'm sorry.Copy !req
698. I shouldn't be here.Copy !req
699. I-I have to go.Copy !req
700. well, wait, ben, stop. Ben...Copy !req
701. don't go, ben.Copy !req
702. No, the sunshine state.Copy !req
703. oh, uh, I'm in.Copy !req
704. oh, no. Well, no.Copy !req
705. See, maniac, it's veryCopy !req
706. Expensive.Copy !req
707. It's, like, $1,400.Copy !req
708. sold to the maniac forCopy !req
709. $1,400.Copy !req
710. really?Copy !req
711. you know why? 'cause I canCopy !req
712. Pay you in invigaron.Copy !req
713. I don't think you're quiteCopy !req
714. Understanding.Copy !req
715. Uh, this involves you giving usCopy !req
716. Cash, not a product that weCopy !req
717. Would then sell.Copy !req
718. sure.Copy !req
719. see, we need cash money.Copy !req
720. oh, you're...Copy !req
721. We're on the same page.Copy !req
722. okay.Copy !req
723. I don't even understand whatCopy !req
724. He's talking about.Copy !req
725. yeah. Hold on one second.Copy !req
726. no, take your time.Copy !req
727. listen, I think we might haveCopy !req
728. Been wrong about dee andCopy !req
729. Charlie's little investment.Copy !req
730. I mean, they're out there movingCopy !req
731. Berries like crazy.Copy !req
732. If those bozos can do it, thinkCopy !req
733. How many you and I can sell.Copy !req
734. we could flip 'em, like, tenCopy !req
735. Times over.Copy !req
736. that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
737. So I say we swindle da'maniacCopy !req
738. While we got him here.Copy !req
739. Let's get in on dee andCopy !req
740. Charlie's little game.Copy !req
741. smart.Copy !req
742. Pyramid scheme and a time-share?Copy !req
743. We're diversifying ourCopy !req
744. Portfolio.Copy !req
745. that's the thing.Copy !req
746. Okay, all right. Hey, maniac?Copy !req
747. yeah.Copy !req
748. hey, you just got yourself aCopy !req
749. Deal.Copy !req
750. we're in business together?Copy !req
751. yeah.Copy !req
752. that's so cool.Copy !req
753. I'm gonna go grab my stuff, andCopy !req
754. Then, if you wouldn't mind,Copy !req
755. Could you show me which room isCopy !req
756. Mine?Copy !req
757. I'd like a big room, if youCopy !req
758. Don't mind.Copy !req
759. We're gonna have so much fun.Copy !req
760. Invigaron.Copy !req
761. uh... Is-is he under theCopy !req
762. Impression that our apartment isCopy !req
763. The time-share?Copy !req
764. it would appear so.Copy !req
765. okay, you know what?Copy !req
766. We'll deal with that later.Copy !req
767. Let's focus on getting ben toCopy !req
768. Crack.Copy !req
769. all right, now, betweenCopy !req
770. Da'maniac stealing our berriesCopy !req
771. And these night vision goggles,Copy !req
772. We're in a bit of a hole, soCopy !req
773. We got to make this count.Copy !req
774. okay. What's the planCopy !req
775. Exactly?Copy !req
776. we're gonna trigger ben'sCopy !req
777. Ptsd, all right?Copy !req
778. We bust in like navy seals,Copy !req
779. Zip-tie his hands, bag over hisCopy !req
780. Head, and then we bash him tillCopy !req
781. He buys.Copy !req
782. ptsd— that's so brilliant.Copy !req
783. How's frank come up with thatCopy !req
784. Stuff?Copy !req
785. what can you say?Copy !req
786. He knows business.Copy !req
787. okay, ready?Copy !req
788. Locked and loaded?Copy !req
789. all right.Copy !req
790. Let's go, charlie.Copy !req
791. let's move.Copy !req
792. oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
793. hey!Copy !req
794. what the hell are you guysCopy !req
795. Doing here?Copy !req
796. we were gonna try and triggerCopy !req
797. Ben's ptsd and make him buy ourCopy !req
798. Shit.Copy !req
799. good luck.Copy !req
800. We've been at it all night.Copy !req
801. We broke in here, looking likeCopy !req
802. Arabs, screaming at him.Copy !req
803. The guy's rock solid.Copy !req
804. why did you dress him likeCopy !req
805. Ebenezer scrooge?Copy !req
806. he was actually dressed likeCopy !req
807. He's clearly got some issues.Copy !req
808. I just don't know that ptsd isCopy !req
809. yeah, we've been watchingCopy !req
810. Violent war movies all night toCopy !req
811. Remind him of the carnage thatCopy !req
812. He saw in combat.Copy !req
813. I didn't see any carnage.Copy !req
814. Um, I actually had a good timeCopy !req
815. During the war.Copy !req
816. I got to travel the world, uh,Copy !req
817. Try new, exotic cuisines.Copy !req
818. Well, I'm a computer programmer.Copy !req
819. what?Copy !req
820. goddamn it!Copy !req
821. Frank told us this dummy was theCopy !req
822. Key to digging ourselves out ofCopy !req
823. Our financial debt.Copy !req
824. what?Copy !req
825. Frank told us the same thing.Copy !req
826. well, that's interesting.Copy !req
827. So, we're all here doing thisCopy !req
828. Because of frank.Copy !req
829. See, I told you he was up toCopy !req
830. Something.Copy !req
831. hold on a second.Copy !req
832. Getting all naked and crammingCopy !req
833. Yourself into a coil— that's aCopy !req
834. Pretty good distraction, right?Copy !req
835. right?Copy !req
836. yeah, and think about it.Copy !req
837. He didn't tell us why he was inCopy !req
838. That coil.Copy !req
839. no, no, no.Copy !req
840. I just assumed that he went downCopy !req
841. There to pound off in theCopy !req
842. Nighttime.Copy !req
843. yeah, right, right.Copy !req
844. yeah, me, too. Me, too.Copy !req
845. but now I'm absolutely sureCopy !req
846. He had an agenda.Copy !req
847. I bet he was never stuck inCopy !req
848. That coil at all.Copy !req
849. He's been at the top of theCopy !req
850. Pyramid the whole time justCopy !req
851. Gathering our cash.Copy !req
852. oh, right, right, or at theCopy !req
853. I'm not sure which way it works.Copy !req
854. bottom of the funnel, top ofCopy !req
855. The— they're the same thing.Copy !req
856. yeah, well, I bet you when weCopy !req
857. Go down there, he's not even inCopy !req
858. There, is he?Copy !req
859. no. Hell, no, he's not inCopy !req
860. That coil, but I know exactlyCopy !req
861. Where he will be.Copy !req
862. all right, everyone, we haveCopy !req
863. A new addition to the platinumCopy !req
864. Sales staff, and let me justCopy !req
865. This guy is an absolute dynamo.Copy !req
866. scam! This guy's a liar!Copy !req
867. You guys are getting scammed!Copy !req
868. You're getting scammed!Copy !req
869. pyramid! Pyramid!Copy !req
870. rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!Copy !req
871. hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
872. What's going on here?Copy !req
873. well, I'll tell you what'sCopy !req
874. Going on.Copy !req
875. We are saving these people fromCopy !req
876. Years of financial rape.Copy !req
877. oh, hey, if you want out ofCopy !req
878. Invigaron, all you have to do isCopy !req
879. Say so.Copy !req
880. wait.Copy !req
881. I do?Copy !req
882. look, you just, uh, sign thisCopy !req
883. Release form, pay a $200 penaltyCopy !req
884. Fee, your down line will shiftCopy !req
885. Up to me, and then you're freeCopy !req
886. And clear.Copy !req
887. that's it? All you got to doCopy !req
888. Is sign the document?Copy !req
889. yeah, does that mean we'reCopy !req
890. Out of the time-share?Copy !req
891. oh, no, no, I'm afraid ICopy !req
892. Can't help you there.Copy !req
893. Those contracts are ironclad.Copy !req
894. I'm just relieved you didn't seeCopy !req
895. The old opt-out clause.Copy !req
896. wait a second.Copy !req
897. He just subtly motioned to thisCopy !req
898. Document here— opt-out.Copy !req
899. Oh, crap, I've said too much.Copy !req
900. "buyer may opt out of theCopy !req
901. Contract within 72 hours forCopy !req
902. One-time cancellation fee ofCopy !req
903. Only $2,000."Copy !req
904. you figured it out.Copy !req
905. oh, you fool. I have...Copy !req
906. you didn't think we wereCopy !req
907. Gonna see this, but weCopy !req
908. Outsmarted you.Copy !req
909. yeah.Copy !req
910. we're a couple of foxes.Copy !req
911. All right, you got got!Copy !req
912. so suck on that little pieceCopy !req
913. Of sweetness.Copy !req
914. you also wrote "faced" in theCopy !req
915. Memo.Copy !req
916. ha! Nice!Copy !req
917. should have known better thanCopy !req
918. To get involved with a coupleCopy !req
919. Sharks like you two.Copy !req
920. you should have. We're justCopy !req
921. Glad we're out from under frank.Copy !req
922. yeah.Copy !req
923. oh, "who's frank?" he says.Copy !req
924. Like he doesn't know.Copy !req
925. Come on, everybody.Copy !req
926. Frank's the guy who's behind allCopy !req
927. This; frank is the mastermindCopy !req
928. In the coil.Copy !req
929. I sincerely have no idea whatCopy !req
930. You're talking about.Copy !req
931. oh, sure you don't, buddy.Copy !req
932. Well, guess what?Copy !req
933. he might not 'cause frank...Copy !req
934. uh-oh. Oh, shit.Copy !req
935. Oh, you thought we came in mad.Copy !req
936. Wait till you see what thisCopy !req
937. Monster has to say.Copy !req
938. this guy?Copy !req
939. What are you talking about?Copy !req
940. This guy's the best salesmanCopy !req
941. I got.Copy !req
942. yeah. He's already got 30Copy !req
943. People under him.Copy !req
944. I got to thank you all soCopy !req
945. Much for hooking me up with thatCopy !req
946. Army guy.Copy !req
947. I got his whole platoon sellingCopy !req
948. For me.Copy !req
949. wait a sec.Copy !req
950. Da'maniac's on my down line.Copy !req
951. yup.Copy !req
952. I'm rich. I'm rich.Copy !req
953. oh!Copy !req
954. all You got got!Copy !req
955. You got got! You got got!Copy !req
956. oh, whoa, one second.Copy !req
957. One second, guys.Copy !req
958. Actually, he's in my down line.Copy !req
959. You just bought out, remember?Copy !req
960. shoot!Copy !req
961. no, you... Oh!Copy !req
962. this guy's good.Copy !req
963. oh, yeah. You know, sorry.Copy !req
964. I want to get this stuff doneCopy !req
965. Here, and then I'll meet youCopy !req
966. Back at our time-share, huh?Copy !req
967. Okay.Copy !req
968. now, what's going on there?Copy !req
969. Is he, like, living with youCopy !req
970. Guys, or...?Copy !req
971. he's... It's-it's a wholeCopy !req
972. Thing. Just move past it.Copy !req
973. that's a hard thing to moveCopy !req
974. Past.Copy !req
975. yeah, doesn't know whatCopy !req
976. all right, but hold on aCopy !req
977. Second, hold on a second.Copy !req
978. Is frank still the mastermind?Copy !req
979. I don't get it.Copy !req
980. is he still in the coil?Copy !req
981. no, he's not still in theCopy !req
982. Coil.Copy !req
983. Come on, guys, he's definitelyCopy !req
984. Still behind this.Copy !req
985. he's probably down in orlandoCopy !req
986. Enjoying that time-share.Copy !req
987. He's long gone.Copy !req
988. right. Wherever he is, he'sCopy !req
989. Having a real good time.Copy !req
990. mm-hmm.Copy !req
991. hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
992. Got to get out of here.Copy !req
993. I got to get out of here!Copy !req
994. Get me out!Copy !req
995. Get me out of here!Copy !req
996. Somebody get me out of here!Copy !req
997. Huh?Copy !req
998. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
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