1. I give you... ♪
Dee, what areCopy !req
2. You doing?Copy !req
3. I'm eating cake.Copy !req
4. I can see that you're
eating cake, but that's frank'sCopy !req
5. Cake from, like, a month ago.Copy !req
6. I threw that in the trash!Copy !req
7. Oh, my god.Copy !req
8. Seriously?Copy !req
9. dee, you're eating
trash cake and smoking?Copy !req
10. I mean, you know what
you look like?Copy !req
11. You look like...Copy !req
12. like a bird?Copy !req
13. yeah. Yeah, of course you
look like a bird.Copy !req
14. you always look like a bird.Copy !req
15. But I was gonna say, uh,
you look like a...Copy !req
16. like a, like a bird lady
covered in bird shitCopy !req
17. Eating cake?Copy !req
18. dee, slow down, all right?Copy !req
19. yeah. Let the man do this.Copy !req
20. let me do my thing.Copy !req
21. You're jumping on my thing here.Copy !req
22. You know what she
looks like?Copy !req
23. She looks like a bird
that has no...Copy !req
24. a bird with no tits
and no ass?Copy !req
25. dee, let us handle...Copy !req
26. yeah.Copy !req
27. I got one, I got one.Copy !req
28. go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
29. she looks like...Copy !req
30. like a bird.Copy !req
31. that was it.Copy !req
32. was that it?Copy !req
33. ah...Copy !req
34. see? That would have
been funny, dee.Copy !req
35. right. Yeah, dee, don't...Copy !req
36. What are you doing?Copy !req
37. You know, that's not fun.Copy !req
38. Stop. Stop whatever this is.Copy !req
39. I don't like it.Copy !req
40. I'm sorry, you guys.Copy !req
41. I'm sorry.Copy !req
42. don't apologize.Copy !req
43. That's just sad.Copy !req
44. Fight back at us.Copy !req
45. The joke's always on me,
all right?Copy !req
46. yeah, but it's no fun
unless you fight back.Copy !req
47. yeah, I'm just gonna go home.Copy !req
48. good, go home.Copy !req
49. I hope you, uh...Copy !req
50. you hope I get hit by a bus?Copy !req
51. dee, come on, that's...Copy !req
52. what difference does it make?Copy !req
53. I can't get any lower than
I am already.Copy !req
54. I might as well just throw
myself in front of a busCopy !req
55. Though, because I'm so ugly
I can't even get a busCopy !req
56. To hit on me.Copy !req
57. well.Copy !req
58. geez.Copy !req
59. what the hell was that
all about?Copy !req
60. I'll tell you exactly what
that was.Copy !req
61. I'll tell you exactly what
that was.Copy !req
62. ♪ there's a diamond ring...Copy !req
63. dee? Dee, are you dead?Copy !req
64. did you kill yourself,
dee, or...?Copy !req
65. Ah.Copy !req
66. dee, why is your door
unlocked?Copy !req
67. Do you realize how unsafe
that is?Copy !req
68. okay, dee, this is
truly pathetic, and you areCopy !req
69. Really bringing us down,
so we're gonna help you out.Copy !req
70. we realize we may be in some
ways responsible for theCopy !req
71. State you're in.Copy !req
72. mm, let's not...Copy !req
73. yeah, all right, so we got an
idea though, okay?Copy !req
74. We're gonna sign you up for an
open mic night at aCopy !req
75. Comedy club!Copy !req
76. right? That's your thing!Copy !req
77. And we're actually gonna support
you, dee.Copy !req
78. and now that you don't care
anymore, you're not gonnaCopy !req
79. yeah, you know, you're right
in that sweet spot between,Copy !req
80. Like, suicidal and actually
dead, where most comedians,Copy !req
81. yeah, what was that thing you
said about how the joke's alwaysCopy !req
82. On you?Copy !req
83. That could be a catchphrase.Copy !req
84. dee, look, I don't want to
pile on here, 'cause you'reCopy !req
85. Clearly very close to killing
yourself...Copy !req
86. But I got to say, I
totally disagree with the guysCopy !req
87. On this.Copy !req
88. I'm glad you've given up.Copy !req
89. And I want to propose something
totally different: I would likeCopy !req
90. To find you a man.Copy !req
91. come on.Copy !req
92. yeah. A man to settle
down with.Copy !req
93. Now, I'm not talking about a
smart man, not-notCopy !req
94. A handsome man,
but a very, very average if notCopy !req
95. Below average man to take you
off of our hands forever.Copy !req
96. yeah, okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
97. Go with it.Copy !req
98. go with it?Copy !req
99. which one?Copy !req
100. You were not clear.Copy !req
101. the thing. Whatever. Both.Copy !req
102. let's-let's do my plan.Copy !req
103. the comedy plan.Copy !req
104. We're gonna do the comedy plan,
all right?Copy !req
105. meh.Copy !req
106. Dude, she is gonnaCopy !req
107. Bomb so hard, and then she's
gonna feel worse.Copy !req
108. She'll tell a couple jokes, and
then we'll, like, fake laughCopy !req
109. And stuff, you know?Copy !req
110. and tomorrow we can shit
on her.Copy !req
111. And she'll fight back and
be happy again.Copy !req
112. say something!Copy !req
113. I decided
to stop showering.Copy !req
114. too much, frank, too much.Copy !req
115. that's...Copy !req
116. there was no joke told.Copy !req
117. I just figured,
"what's the point?Copy !req
118. I'm just a filthy person."Copy !req
119. I passed out at the park the
other day, and a couple of kidsCopy !req
120. Wrote, "wash me" in the filth
on my vagina.Copy !req
121. gross.Copy !req
122. that was kind of funny, man.Copy !req
123. That was kind of funny.Copy !req
124. it was so gross.Copy !req
125. Yeah, but that guy over
there laughed.Copy !req
126. I guess, joke's on me.Copy !req
127. there's the catchphrase.Copy !req
128. yeah, yeah! Ca...Copy !req
129. Yeah, that's like a ca...Copy !req
130. this is ridiculous.Copy !req
131. I'm gonna go select some men
for dee.Copy !req
132. This is a waste of time.Copy !req
133. um, I stepped in front of a
bus, but it missed me.Copy !req
134. I can't even get a bus
to hit on me.Copy !req
135. people are laughing!Copy !req
136. we love it!Copy !req
137. for real.Copy !req
138. for real?Copy !req
139. yeah!Copy !req
140. knock, knock, knock.Copy !req
141. Can we say hi? There she is!Copy !req
142. comedy star.Copy !req
143. dee, so funny.Copy !req
144. really funny.Copy !req
145. oh, my god, so funny.Copy !req
146. great! It was
absolutely great!Copy !req
147. you did the bus joke, and it
was like...Copy !req
148. they loved the catchphrase.Copy !req
149. they loved the catchphrase!Copy !req
150. and think about this, dee.Copy !req
151. You didn't even gag once.Copy !req
152. Not one dry heave, nothing.Copy !req
153. I guess I did pretty good.Copy !req
154. Dee, it was one of those shows
where you're, like, "whoa!"Copy !req
155. and then your brain
goes.Copy !req
156. all right, guys,
will you stop, okay?Copy !req
157. Please, go get a drink,
all right?Copy !req
158. Give us a second.Copy !req
159. I need to talk to dee.Copy !req
160. we tried.Copy !req
161. yeah, you tried.Copy !req
162. that was it.Copy !req
163. all right, listen,
listen to me.Copy !req
164. Your set tonight was terrible.Copy !req
165. Every single thing that came
out of your mouth was trash.Copy !req
166. It was filth. It was disgusting.Copy !req
167. That's what really happened,
okay?Copy !req
168. I want to be very clear
about this.Copy !req
169. Now, listen, I brought some men
for you to look at, all right?Copy !req
170. I've got some selections.Copy !req
171. They're not, they're not anybody
to brag about, but, uh, youCopy !req
172. And they're probably willing to
spend their life with you, so...Copy !req
173. uh, hey, uh, sorry
to interrupt.Copy !req
174. My name's snyder, and I'm
a talent scout.Copy !req
175. And I just caught your last set.Copy !req
176. You were hilarious.Copy !req
177. So I just wanted to give you
my card.Copy !req
178. Give me a call.Copy !req
179. no, she will not be calling
you, sir, okay?Copy !req
180. Please do not encourage her.Copy !req
181. You're-you're interrupting my
work, all right?Copy !req
182. You're not on my list
of chosen men.Copy !req
183. Why would you be?Copy !req
184. what are you...?Copy !req
185. christ.Copy !req
186. what are you doing?Copy !req
187. Why would you do that?Copy !req
188. That guy clearly just lurks
around these places pretendingCopy !req
189. To be a talent scout so he
can hit on women.Copy !req
190. Now look-look at my selects,
all right?Copy !req
191. Look at these guys, huh?Copy !req
192. yeah, I know.Copy !req
193. this one's just, like, one
big chin.Copy !req
194. well, I didn't have a lot
to work with.Copy !req
195. You know, here we are,
and look at you.Copy !req
196. I mean, for christ's sakes,
look.Copy !req
197. Look, I want this to work,
I really do.Copy !req
198. So I know I can do better,
all right?Copy !req
199. I'm gonna be at your house
tomorrow morning, 10:00 a.M.Copy !req
200. Have some new candidates
for you to look at, all right?Copy !req
201. okay.Copy !req
202. this is gonna work.Copy !req
203. This is not gonna work.Copy !req
204. Let's get you cleaned up,
all right?Copy !req
205. God, everything you did tonight
was so gross.Copy !req
206. oh! What is this?Copy !req
207. You're locking your door
all of sudden?Copy !req
208. What is that? Come on.Copy !req
209. You care all of a sudden?Copy !req
210. what? What?Copy !req
211. hey, let me in.Copy !req
212. I got selections for you.Copy !req
213. now's not a good time.Copy !req
214. I'm right in the middle
of something.Copy !req
215. Hey, it's the time I said,
so it's the time it'll be.Copy !req
216. Now let me in. I got selects.Copy !req
217. I don't care about
your selects.Copy !req
218. Go!Copy !req
219. what are you doing?Copy !req
220. Are you hiding something?Copy !req
221. no.Copy !req
222. is someone in there?Copy !req
223. no, no. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
224. let me in or I'll barge in.Copy !req
225. hey, everything all right
over there, dee?Copy !req
226. yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
227. oh, no.Copy !req
228. Dee, oh... Oh!Copy !req
229. Snyder?Copy !req
230. mm-hmm.Copy !req
231. Or you're using him to further
your nonexistent career.Copy !req
232. I am not using him.Copy !req
233. oh, you're not using him?Copy !req
234. oh, good, good, good, good.Copy !req
235. So, you like him?Copy !req
236. mm-hmm.Copy !req
237. find him attractive?Copy !req
238. describe the ways in which
you find him attractive.Copy !req
239. he's got... He's got all ofCopy !req
240. His skin, still.Copy !req
241. well, I would hope so.Copy !req
242. and that he has plenty of...Copy !req
243. Teeth to get...Copy !req
244. but not all of them?Copy !req
245. no, not all of them.Copy !req
246. Dee, why can't you see that this
is the same pattern that youCopy !req
247. Always fall into?Copy !req
248. Some guy uses you or you
use him.Copy !req
249. It's use, use, use, fail, fail,
fail, and then it's suicide.Copy !req
250. You think you can't go any
lower?Copy !req
251. Because you can.Copy !req
252. oh, yeah?Copy !req
253. Well, he got me another gig for
tonight, boner.Copy !req
254. What do you think of about that?Copy !req
255. what-what is that?Copy !req
256. What are you... What are you
doing?Copy !req
257. sound effects.Copy !req
258. oh, goddamn, dee.Copy !req
259. You have no idea what's funny.Copy !req
260. Don't do sound effects.Copy !req
261. don't do... Don't... Wh-what...Copy !req
262. Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
263. hey, hey, hey! Oh!Copy !req
264. hey, dennis, oh, check this
place out.Copy !req
265. This is legit.Copy !req
266. dude, dude, dee's opening
for landslide.Copy !req
267. That guy's, like, the real deal.Copy !req
268. I've never heard of him.Copy !req
269. yeah, he's the diarrhea guy,
but it look-looks like thisCopy !req
270. Comedy stuff's paying off for
her.Copy !req
271. hey, you don't get a gig like
this by accident.Copy !req
272. oh, come on, don't get too
excited, all right?Copy !req
273. She got the gig 'cause she's
banging some creep.Copy !req
274. It's not gonna go well.Copy !req
275. who's the nerd?Copy !req
276. Yeah, guy's got no self-esteem,
just like dee, so they'reCopy !req
277. So after she bombs tonight, I'll
put them together, therebyCopy !req
278. Controlling the situation, and
her, as I always have and ICopy !req
279. Always will.Copy !req
280. what?Copy !req
281. uh... Walt, just walt-walt's
the plan.Copy !req
282. I'm walt.Copy !req
283. yeah, shut up, walt.Copy !req
284. They know who you are.Copy !req
285. I'm sorry.Copy !req
286. ladies and gentlemen, sweet
dee reynolds!Copy !req
287. sweet dee!Copy !req
288. sweet dee, joke's on you!Copy !req
289. she's got fans now?Copy !req
290. Christ, come on.Copy !req
291. so I finally broke down and I
took a shower the other day.Copy !req
292. The stink flipped around and now
my soap smells like dirty vag.Copy !req
293. she said "vagina."Copy !req
294. A woman said "vagina."Copy !req
295. that's what makes it funny!Copy !req
296. tasteless.Copy !req
297. Vagina,
vagina.Copy !req
298. Vagina, vagina.Copy !req
299. and the sound effects out of
absolutely nowhere, no setup.Copy !req
300. but it's funny!Copy !req
301. it's not funny, it's not
funny.Copy !req
302. it's funny, dennis.Copy !req
303. what are you doing?Copy !req
304. Will you stop laughing, walt?Copy !req
305. Oh, my god, this is the worst.Copy !req
306. People will laugh at absolutely
anything.Copy !req
307. This is comedy?Copy !req
308. so, men are just so hard.Copy !req
309. Tell you what, they all walk
out on me.Copy !req
310. Every one of them.Copy !req
311. I can't even keep crabs in this
vagina.Copy !req
312. they're all like, "clicketyCopy !req
313. Clackety, clickety clackety,
clickety clackety clack.Copy !req
314. I got to get out of here!"
Evacuate vagina.Copy !req
315. the crabs have machine guns.Copy !req
316. That makes sense.Copy !req
317. all right, well, that's it
for me tonight.Copy !req
318. I'd like to say it was fun, but
I've had a better time rippingCopy !req
319. Out my own pubes.Copy !req
320. Shellac, shellac, rip!Copy !req
321. ping, ping, ping, ow!Copy !req
322. okay, you guys, well, I'm sweetCopy !req
323. Dee, and the joke's on me!Copy !req
324. what is going on?Copy !req
325. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
326. let's give it up for
landslide!Copy !req
327. well, that was a funny whiteCopy !req
328. Bitch, wasn't it?
skinny though.Copy !req
329. I took bigger dumps than her.Copy !req
330. It's a landslide!Copy !req
331. oh, my god.Copy !req
332. I bet his diarrhea is nasty!Copy !req
333. nasty!Copy !req
334. oh, butts, vaginas and
diarrhea, great.Copy !req
335. This is what the world's
come to.Copy !req
336. hey, hey.Copy !req
337. the list? I'm-I'm sweet dee's
brother, so we're good.Copy !req
338. can't let you back there
unless you're on the list.Copy !req
339. we got to be on that list.Copy !req
340. I'm not on a list for a place
that I don't want to be.Copy !req
341. You know how that feels?Copy !req
342. Hey, dee? Dee?Copy !req
343. Uh, don't play this game, dee.Copy !req
344. I-I... We're five feet away from
you, I know you hear...Copy !req
345. deandra.Copy !req
346. dee. Dee.Copy !req
347. Da.Copy !req
348. Da.Copy !req
349. Da.Copy !req
350. Dah.Copy !req
351. Dah.Copy !req
352. Dah. Dah.Copy !req
353. yes, yes, yes. What? What?Copy !req
354. oh, hey.Copy !req
355. hi. What?Copy !req
356. hey, dee, can we come back
there with you?Copy !req
357. yeah, hey, we're, like,
you're biggest fans, like, greatCopy !req
358. Show, like, good job, like,
shut up, I'm sorry.Copy !req
359. we're gonna start a fan club.Copy !req
360. oh, come on, stop kissing her
ass.Copy !req
361. Dee, enough of this, okay?Copy !req
362. Step over the rope and come meet
walt.Copy !req
363. tell you what.Copy !req
364. You three, you're in.Copy !req
365. Dennis, you're out.Copy !req
366. go before she changes her
mind, go.Copy !req
367. hey! Faced! Thanks, dee.Copy !req
368. dee, who do you think you
are?Copy !req
369. what is the matter with you,
dennis?Copy !req
370. You see them?Copy !req
371. They're supporting me, okay?Copy !req
372. Because they believe in me.Copy !req
373. A fan club could really help
further my career.Copy !req
374. career? Oh, wow, dee.Copy !req
375. See, you don't have a career.Copy !req
376. All right? So I need you to stop
all this right now.Copy !req
377. It's gone too far.Copy !req
378. Now, come meet walt.Copy !req
379. He is my select.Copy !req
380. you know what I think this is
about, dennis?Copy !req
381. I think you're jealous.Copy !req
382. I don't think you want me to
succeed.Copy !req
383. dee, let me be very clear
about something.Copy !req
384. You will never succeed.Copy !req
385. Ever.Copy !req
386. Instead, you will fly too close
to the sun, and you will chokeCopy !req
387. And you will gag in a
spectacular manner.Copy !req
388. So, please, for the love of god,
take walt.Copy !req
389. she knows your goddamn name,
walt; I said it, like, aCopy !req
390. Thousand times.Copy !req
391. look, you know what?Copy !req
392. I don't want to be with walt,
okay?Copy !req
393. And I don't want you to find me
a man.Copy !req
394. What I need you to do is stay
out of my way, because sweet deeCopy !req
395. Is gonna be a star.Copy !req
396. all right!Copy !req
397. Here, buddy, everyone else.Copy !req
398. right, I'm sweet dee, and the
joke's on me!Copy !req
399. Thank you very much.Copy !req
400. I don't care that you only haveCopy !req
401. One mic.Copy !req
402. Dee reynolds does not use mics
that other so-called comediansCopy !req
403. Have spit into, okay?Copy !req
404. So get another one.Copy !req
405. dee reynolds?Copy !req
406. mm-hmm.Copy !req
407. hi, I'm michael rotenberg.Copy !req
408. I'm a talent manager from los
angeles.Copy !req
409. I've heard a lot about you.Copy !req
410. oh, hi. Well...Copy !req
411. I've got a proposition for
you.Copy !req
412. One of my bigger clients is
supposed to do conan tomorrowCopy !req
413. They need to fill the spot,
and I brought your name up.Copy !req
414. Are you interested?Copy !req
415. conan o...Copy !req
416. Conan o'brien?Copy !req
417. I would love to represent you,
too; I think you're amazing.Copy !req
418. I can fly you to l.A. Tomorrow
on my private jet, and we can goCopy !req
419. Straight to conan.Copy !req
420. What do you say?Copy !req
421. uh, well, my goodness.Copy !req
422. This is all... This is all...Copy !req
423. This is all...
this is all...Copy !req
424. Oh, boy, hold on.Copy !req
425. uh, you okay?Copy !req
426. oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
427. It's just, uh, just had a
little piece of sausage.Copy !req
428. okay, I'm sure you did.Copy !req
429. Um, now, I'm not stepping on
anyone's toes here, am I?Copy !req
430. Do you already have
representation?Copy !req
431. representation? No.Copy !req
432. hey, sweetheart, there you
are.Copy !req
433. ew! Mm-mm.Copy !req
434. who the hell's that?Copy !req
435. this is, uh, my new manager.Copy !req
436. what?Copy !req
437. sorry, snyder, I don't need
you anymore.Copy !req
438. This guy's taking me to
hollywood on a private jet.Copy !req
439. what? Hollywood!Copy !req
440. hollywood!Copy !req
441. we're going to hollywood!Copy !req
442. no, no, no!Copy !req
443. there's plenty of room if you
want to take your friends.Copy !req
444. there's no room, okay?Copy !req
445. I have no use for you guys
anymore.Copy !req
446. hey, what do you say we go
back to my hotel and have sex?Copy !req
447. absolutely.Copy !req
448. Screw you, guys.Copy !req
449. what the hell, dee?Copy !req
450. We made you!Copy !req
451. I'm sorry, you made me?Copy !req
452. You made me?Copy !req
453. I made you!Copy !req
454. Screw you guys, all right?Copy !req
455. oh.Copy !req
456. oh, my.Copy !req
457. here we go.Copy !req
458. okay.Copy !req
459. you excited?Copy !req
460. am I excited?Copy !req
461. Y... Yes, I am.Copy !req
462. Yes, I...Copy !req
463. dee, wait, wait.Copy !req
464. Wait.Copy !req
465. I made a mistake.Copy !req
466. All this time, I've been
searching for the perfect guy toCopy !req
467. Take you off of my hands
forever, but... I realizedCopy !req
468. Something.Copy !req
469. The perfect guy's been under my
nose the entire time.Copy !req
470. It's me, dee.Copy !req
471. I'm the perfect select.Copy !req
472. I know, I've spent my entire
life shitting all over yourCopy !req
473. Dreams, and not supporting you,
but I was wrong, dee.Copy !req
474. I see that now.Copy !req
475. You can succeed.Copy !req
476. You wibe a star.Copy !req
477. You have to take me.Copy !req
478. I'm your twin brother.Copy !req
479. I love you, dee.Copy !req
480. dennis...Copy !req
481. Suck my dick.Copy !req
482. wait.Copy !req
483. Dee!Copy !req
484. No, wait, dee, wait!Copy !req
485. Don't do this, dee!Copy !req
486. Dee, wait!Copy !req
487. Dee, stop!Copy !req
488. Don't fly away now!Copy !req
489. Dee, wait!Copy !req
490. Wait!Copy !req
491. so when we get to l.A.,
you're going straight into theCopy !req
492. I'm gonna whisk you right
backstage, and we go straightCopy !req
493. On.Copy !req
494. You're not in philadelphia
anymore, okay?Copy !req
495. people are gonna be screaming
your name, there's gonna beCopy !req
496. Paparazzi.Copy !req
497. papa... Whew.Copy !req
498. Paparazzi, huh?Copy !req
499. yes.Copy !req
500. I tipped them off.Copy !req
501. It's all about image.Copy !req
502. it's great!Copy !req
503. It's all super sudden though,
isn't it?Copy !req
504. ooh.Copy !req
505. There's a real smell to
that one.Copy !req
506. yeah, that...Copy !req
507. that one was... Came...Copy !req
508. Started deep, that's all.Copy !req
509. if you nail this, we're talkingCopy !req
510. Sitcoms, movie deals, the whole
nine yards.Copy !req
511. yeah.Copy !req
512. so let's get focused.Copy !req
513. yes.Copy !req
514. all right.Copy !req
515. yeah.Copy !req
516. Let's focus.Copy !req
517. Focus.Copy !req
518. I've been here for years
I'm rockin' my peersCopy !req
519. ♪ I'm gonna knock you outCopy !req
520. Huh!Copy !req
521. Mama said knock you out
♪ huh!Copy !req
522. I'm gonna knock you out
huh!Copy !req
523. I'm gonna knock you outCopy !req
524. welcome to los angeles.Copy !req
525. Are you ready?Copy !req
526. Okay.Copy !req
527. this is insane.Copy !req
528. driver, take the canyons.Copy !req
529. Don't go on the highway.Copy !req
530. let's see...Copy !req
531. you're gonna be great!Copy !req
532. You're gonna be great!Copy !req
533. here we go again.Copy !req
534. You ready?Copy !req
535. okay, dee is here, deeCopy !req
536. Reynolds is here!Copy !req
537. well, you're late.Copy !req
538. Hair and makeup!Copy !req
539. The announcer's gonna call your
name, you're gonna walk rightCopy !req
540. Through those curtains and do
your routine.Copy !req
541. This is your moment, you got to
grab it, jump on it, okay?Copy !req
542. I'll be very...
good. You're gonna be great.Copy !req
543. You're gonna be great.Copy !req
544. Dee, dee, you're gonna be a
star, all right?Copy !req
545. I made it, I made it.Copy !req
546. I made it, I can do this.Copy !req
547. Okay, calm down, you can do
this.Copy !req
548. You did this all by yourself,
you can do this.Copy !req
549. Okay.Copy !req
550. Ladies and gentlemen,
a very funny woman, miss sweetCopy !req
551. Dee reynolds.Copy !req
552. dee reynolds is a star.Copy !req
553. the joke's on you!Copy !req
554. Speech, speech,Copy !req
555. Speech, speech, speech...Copy !req
556. shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
557. what...Copy !req
558. What is going on?Copy !req
559. we tricked you, we tricked
you, we tricked you!Copy !req
560. we set the whole thing up!Copy !req
561. You know?Copy !req
562. yeah!Copy !req
563. none of that was real.Copy !req
564. All of these people are actors.Copy !req
565. I chartered a jet.Copy !req
566. We flew all over philadelphia
for six hours.Copy !req
567. and I'm a garbage man.Copy !req
568. he's a garbage man!Copy !req
569. he's your garbage man!Copy !req
570. You've met him.Copy !req
571. none of this is real, dee!Copy !req
572. None of it!Copy !req
573. hey, hey, some of it was
real.Copy !req
574. yeah!Copy !req
575. You banged that guy!Copy !req
576. hey, best part?Copy !req
577. Dennis wasn't even in on any
of it!Copy !req
578. I was and I wasn't.Copy !req
579. I was and I wasn't.Copy !req
580. he wasn't, he wasn't.Copy !req
581. No, we knew we had to drag him
through the mud, make it seemCopy !req
582. Legit.Copy !req
583. It was great, it was great.Copy !req
584. the joke's on him, too!Copy !req
585. well, it was good.Copy !req
586. It was a good joke.Copy !req
587. It was a good joke.Copy !req
588. Good joke, guys, I love jokes.Copy !req
589. she's got more to say.Copy !req
590. oh.Copy !req
591. she's got more to say.Copy !req
592. oh, well, you know, you were
being all mopey and annoying...Copy !req
593. yeah.Copy !req
594. we wanted to show you that
you could sink lower.Copy !req
595. talking about killing
yourself, ugh.Copy !req
596. some things you just don't
joke about, okay?Copy !req
597. yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
598. you took it too far.Copy !req
599. right.Copy !req
600. too far.Copy !req
601. yeah.Copy !req
602. I took it too far?Copy !req
603. that's what I said.Copy !req
604. oh... I took... I took it
too far?Copy !req
605. Oh, god, you sons of bitches!Copy !req
606. and there she goes!Copy !req
607. she's back!Copy !req
608. I... No!Copy !req
609. all right, so we got dee
back, and I think we may haveCopy !req
610. Broke dennis.Copy !req
611. broke me?Copy !req
612. Nah, come on, I'm good.Copy !req
613. I love all this.Copy !req
614. This is great.Copy !req
615. I'm gonna pop out for a little
while.Copy !req
616. he's not loving it.Copy !req
617. he's not.Copy !req
618. no, he's not.
he might go kill himself.Copy !req