1. And you were
disrespectful to me.Copy !req
2. [ Woman ♪2] That's the past.
Goa', get a life.Copy !req
3. This is my life, you bitch.Copy !req
4. You... bitch!Copy !req
5. Oh! You slut.Copy !req
6. Stupid-Copy !req
7. Hold still, Charlie.
You're flickering.Copy !req
8. Sorry. It's-
Trying to get you good images,Copy !req
9. but I keep getting shocked
a little bit.Copy !req
10. - Don't let that affect your work.
- No, I'm really trying not to.Copy !req
11. It's just that, you know, I had to run
the wires from the other building-Copy !req
12. [ Groans
] building, and the, you know-Copy !req
13. There's asbestos in the
ducts, which wasn't good for-Copy !req
14. Good for breathing,
so I'm tired.Copy !req
15. Why are you watching this crap?
Come on. Turn the TV off.Copy !req
16. Let's-Let's go out. Let's
go do something. I'm bored.Copy !req
17. Hey. Let's go dancing, huh?
I want to do something.Copy !req
18. - Dancing?
- We're watching Real House wives.Copy !req
19. There's nothing real about this shit,
Frank. You know that. Come on.Copy !req
20. Real women
don't even look like that.Copy !req
21. HEY, guys.Copy !req
22. That is what
real women look like.Copy !req
23. - Dee, are you sick?
- No, I feel great.Copy !req
24. Oh, I haven't had a chance to shower for a
few days. I've been gaming like a loon.Copy !req
25. - You've been what? - Gaming. I've
been playing this online video game.Copy !req
26. It is awesome.
Charlie, speaking of which,Copy !req
27. you want to come play my avatar for me for
a little bit while I run some errands?Copy !req
28. - I don't want my crops to die.
- Nah. I'm kind of busy...Copy !req
29. working for the guys, Dee. Shit!Copy !req
30. - Yes, he's working for us. He will do
nothing of the sort. -We're going dancing.Copy !req
31. - Come on!
- What if I give you three bucks?Copy !req
32. You're our employee.
You do what we say.Copy !req
33. I pay your rent.
Do not drop those wires.Copy !req
34. Hey, Charlie, to live is to dance.
Let's go.Copy !req
35. - Charlie, what if I gave you five bucks?
- You owe me five bucks!Copy !req
36. Ah, shit!
Screw it!Copy !req
37. Son of a bitch! Shit!Copy !req
38. All right, tell you what. [ Panting
] I'm gonna go with Dee, okay?Copy !req
39. I'm getting sick of this shit.
I really am.Copy !req
40. You know, they treat me like a dum-dum
and a grunt, and... I have potential.Copy !req
41. You know?Copy !req
42. I could go places.
I could do things.Copy !req
43. Who knows?Copy !req
44. I might even
rule the world one day.Copy !req
45. Rule the world, huh? Yeah, if
that happens, I'll blow myself.Copy !req
46. Okay, so it's called
TechPocalypse, right?Copy !req
47. And we're post-apocalypse, and
we have to rebuild civilization.Copy !req
48. This is me, ZingingCutie23.Copy !req
49. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.Copy !req
50. ZingingCutie23?Copy !req
51. Are you pretending
that you're 23 years old?Copy !req
52. - No.
- It seems like it.Copy !req
53. No, I-it's-it's a random
number that I picked.Copy !req
54. It's a random number? I just picked
a number to put at the end of-Copy !req
55. You know what?
Just watch over my tribe,Copy !req
56. and make sure nobody,
you know, takes it over,Copy !req
57. and I'll give you your money, okay?
Okay. Wait.Copy !req
58. Hold on a second.
What is that?Copy !req
59. That's you.
You're one of my subjects.Copy !req
60. That's me? Why am I in the game?
Is that Mac?Copy !req
61. Of course that's Mac. You guys are
all here. See, Mac's my handmaiden.Copy !req
62. [ High-pitched Voice ] How do you do?
How do you do?Copy !req
63. And Dennis is a midget blacksmith.Copy !req
64. Frank is
a mute half-donkey.Copy !req
65. [ BrayiflQ 1Copy !req
66. - And you're my jester.
- Why am I eating out of a trough?Copy !req
67. Made sense.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
68. So let me get this straight. You've been playing
this game for, like, a week straight...Copy !req
69. just so you feel like
you lord over all of us?Copy !req
70. Is that what this is? Charlie, do
you want your five bucks or not?Copy !req
71. I want my five dollars.
It's just pathetic, Dee.Copy !req
72. Okay, well, maybe it is.
Maybe it isn't.Copy !req
73. I really do need the money though.
Yeah, well, then get to work.Copy !req
74. In advance? No, not in advance.
We'll see how well you do.Copy !req
75. All right. I got this.
I got this.Copy !req
76. Yeah.Copy !req
77. See? This is what
I'm talking about, guys. Huh?Copy !req
78. I mean, playing
online video games...Copy !req
79. and watching stupid reality
shows-that's not real life.Copy !req
80. It's keeping people
from experiencing real life.Copy !req
81. This is real.Copy !req
82. It's real,
but it feels weird as shit.Copy !req
83. There's nobody else
in the bar dancing.Copy !req
84. We're setting the tone, Frank. You know,
we will lead, and others will follow.Copy !req
85. - I'm stopping.
- Oh, come on. Don't stop.Copy !req
86. Look. All right. Let's go do some shots,
and that'll get you guys fired up,Copy !req
87. and we'll come back out, and we'll
do some more of this or whatever.Copy !req
88. You know, you can do the move, and-
Come on, come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
89. Hey, uh, baflenden three
shots of whiskey. Come on.Copy !req
90. I know you guys. You're the
donkey man and the princess.Copy !req
91. We don't know what you're talking about.
Take a hike, Bozo.Copy !req
92. - Geek. - Check it out. Look
at this. This is you, right?Copy !req
93. This-This is Frank and-and Mac
from Zinging Cutie's tribe?Copy !req
94. - What the hell is this?
- This is Dee's online video game,Copy !req
95. and she's created characters
for all of us.Copy !req
96. She's humiliating us virtually.
Who cares? it's a video game.Copy !req
97. What do you mean, who cares?
This is starting to piss me off.Copy !req
98. Stop getting invested
in fake realities.Copy !req
99. Let's live real life.Copy !req
100. I don't know, Dennis.
My anger feels very real.Copy !req
101. Yeah, well, it's not real. It's not.
Are you feeling it?Copy !req
102. Okay? it's not real. And you know what
it also isn't? It also isn't epic, okay?Copy !req
103. And you know what is epic? Doing these
shots, going out there and dancing.Copy !req
104. Come on. Do it. Do the shot.
I'll do the shots.Copy !req
105. I'll just do the shots.
How about that?Copy !req
106. [ Grunts 1Copy !req
107. Oh, mama got a smart phone.Copy !req
108. Okay, you know, I tell you what, Carl.
Let's settle for a “C” trade.Copy !req
109. We'll call it a day on that. I gotta run.
ZingingCutie44 is back, so I'm out.Copy !req
110. Changed your name.Copy !req
111. What the hell are you doing, Charlie?
I told you to just feed my crops.Copy !req
112. I did. I fed your crops,
and then I gathered some rocks,Copy !req
113. and I built a little wall
around your tribe.Copy !req
114. Then I used the leftover rocks to dam
the river so that you could fish.Copy !req
115. Now you're doing well in the game.
You sucked at it, all right?Copy !req
116. All you did was spend your money on stuff
you don't need, just like in real life.Copy !req
117. I don't do that. Yes, you do.
What'd you get at the store?Copy !req
118. I bought a smartphone so that I
can play the game on the go.Copy !req
119. What's going on
with the fingernails?Copy !req
120. - Well, I had those done like Flo-Jo.
- Why?Copy !req
121. - I just thought it would be funny.
- It's craziness.Copy !req
122. Look, Dee. This is your problem. I could take
this money, I could feed myself for a month.Copy !req
123. I would buy milk, I would buy
flour, I'd buy vitamins-Copy !req
124. I'd boil them down to little
energy balls to sustain me.Copy !req
125. But whatever. Forget it.
Enjoy your game.Copy !req
126. Enjoy all your new followers,
and you're welcome.Copy !req
127. Oh, shit! Charlie, you
got me 31 new followers?Copy !req
128. - Yeah. - That's amazing! Hey,
do you want to maybe team up?Copy !req
129. - No, 'cause I don't want to be a slave.
- Come on, Charlie. Please.Copy !req
130. I need you.Copy !req
131. It's like, when I'm doing good in
the game, I'm doing good in life.Copy !req
132. I want to make fun of you for saying
that, but I know what you mean.Copy !req
133. - It's like I'm thriving.
- You're thriving. Yeah, I did feel that.Copy !req
134. You felt that? I did. I felt that.
I never get to thrive.Copy !req
135. I want to be the guy who thrives for once.
Right? Me neither.Copy !req
136. Tell you what. Make me your
king, and let's get rocking.Copy !req
137. Ooh, no. I don't want to do that,
'cause we'd have to be married,Copy !req
138. and that would be awful.
Okay. I'll see you later.Copy !req
139. No, no, no. Sit down, sit down, sit down.
I'll make you my king.Copy !req
140. Just accept my request
to consummate.Copy !req
141. Consummate? What is that?
Have sex.Copy !req
142. Oh.Copy !req
143. So, um,Copy !req
144. we should have sex then?Copy !req
145. In the game.Copy !req
146. Yeah, in the game. Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
147. Yeah. Either way. Uh, so,Copy !req
148. push enter hard,Copy !req
149. or one, like, slow push,Copy !req
150. and you do your thing,
or a little circular action?Copy !req
151. Just push the button, Charlie.
Just push the button.Copy !req
152. [ Moans SQffly 1Copy !req
153. That was good, right?
Was it?Copy !req
154. I think.Copy !req
155. You see me, Frank? You see me coming?
I see you.Copy !req
156. I see you. Oh, here comes another guy.
I'm gonna fight him.Copy !req
157. Mac attack! Fight!Copy !req
158. I lost again! Goddamn it!Copy !req
159. How do I keep losing?
I'm huge.Copy !req
160. Stop fighting
every guy in the game.Copy !req
161. The fighting is the best part.
It's the only reason I'm playing.Copy !req
162. Oh, my God. Will you guys please shut up?
I'm hungover as shit.Copy !req
163. We're playing TechPocalypse.Copy !req
164. Mac is a soiled fool,Copy !req
165. and I am a gorgeous girl
with big cans,Copy !req
166. and I'm banging all the
fishermen in sight for fish.Copy !req
167. And I'm also being catty with
all the women in the game,Copy !req
168. like I'm a Real Housewife.Copy !req
169. Look, Dennis. I-I'm 6'10”.Copy !req
170. I've always wanted to be 6'10”.Copy !req
171. Hey, look, Mac.
You're 5'9”.Copy !req
172. And, Frank, you're a man-
an ugly old man!Copy !req
173. You're not understanding this,
Dennis,Copy !req
174. but... I think I have something that
could help you wrap your head around it.Copy !req
175. I've Never had
my hair cuz' in a bedroom.Copy !req
176. Well, one thing I've learned from
cutting hair all these years, Danielle,Copy !req
177. is you don 'z' have to go
to a high-end salon...Copy !req
178. to get a high-end
salon-quality cut.Copy !req
179. Why are we watching Dennis's sex tape?
Shh.Copy !req
180. /z's cold. I know. Well, we
'll make i2' hot in a minute.Copy !req
181. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
182. Well, don't-Copy !req
183. Well, it's always-there's always
so much-so much preamble.Copy !req
184. Okay, here we go.
Oh. Oh. Um, all right.Copy !req
185. Whoa.Copy !req
186. Now, Dennis,
how does this make you feel?Copy !req
187. Powerful.
Yes.Copy !req
188. Of course. But how does it
affect you... sexually?Copy !req
189. - I'm very aroused right now.
- I, too, am aroused.Copy !req
190. I'm starting to swell up. Yeah.Copy !req
191. See, now all three of us are aroused,
and there's not a woman in the room.Copy !req
192. See, this is no different
than sports or video games.Copy !req
193. It's all a virtual experience.Copy !req
194. No, no, no. Bullshit.
This was real, okay?Copy !req
195. This happened.
I did this.Copy !req
196. All right? I drew this woman in, I styled her
hair, I entered her with almost no resistance.Copy !req
197. I did these things.Copy !req
198. You say it's real,
but what even is reality?Copy !req
199. Yeah, who knows? We don't even
know if we're in this room.Copy !req
200. We could be in a turtle's
dream in outer space.Copy !req
201. What are you talking about? I'm gonna go
out into the real world again today...Copy !req
202. and have real experiences.Copy !req
203. I'm gonna draw those people in
to me, okay?Copy !req
204. A turtle's dream.
That's crazy. Lunacy.Copy !req
205. 'r Yeah IfCopy !req
206. Tell me
something, Queen of Thrones,Copy !req
207. how about we stop being enemies, we
start becoming friends here, huh?Copy !req
208. Charlie, I just got a new nose,Copy !req
209. and I'm flying to Miami
to get my lips inflated.Copy !req
210. Can you hang on one second?
Dee, what are you buying?Copy !req
211. - How are you paying for that?
- We have plenty of money.Copy !req
212. I know we have money.
We have money because I-Copy !req
213. All right.
You know what? Yes, fine.Copy !req
214. Buy your lips, buy your noses,
buy whatever you're gonna buy.Copy !req
215. Don't interrupt me when I'm running our tribe,
okay? 'Cause that's kind of a big deal.Copy !req
216. I know. I'm sorry.
So don't interrupt.Copy !req
217. Okay. Do me a favor, refill my
bowl of energy balls, okay?Copy !req
218. - Please. Make yourself useful.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
219. Sorry about that, Queen of Thrones.
Let me step into my office here.Copy !req
220. Hey, bitch!Copy !req
221. Frank, you are SweetPeaches69?Copy !req
222. How did you get
so many followers?Copy !req
223. What can I say? Some girls are
more popular than others.Copy !req
224. Are you wearing a mink coat?Copy !req
225. What, this old thing?Copy !req
226. Guy gave it to me
for going down on him.Copy !req
227. I've been getting
a lot of gifts lately.Copy !req
228. I just got sent a
whole box of peaches-Copy !req
229. real ones.Copy !req
230. I'm eating like a goddamn islander.Copy !req
231. I'm living a pretty classy life
these days.Copy !req
232. Ooh, you should come
to my party.Copy !req
233. I'm gonna meet' a lot of
my online friends there.Copy !req
234. It's gonna be
a very classy affair,Copy !req
235. but you can come anyway.Copy !req
236. Well, look, we could sit here, we
could talk cheesesteaks all day long,Copy !req
237. but maybe you and I could get together at my
bar, settle these things once and for all.Copy !req
238. Charlie, we gotta talk.
Whoa!Copy !req
239. We're going to a party-a real one.
Frank's throwing it.Copy !req
240. Yes, I know what's going on. I
know everything that's happening.Copy !req
241. Do you know he has
a bunch of followers?Copy !req
242. Do you know that he's parading around
in a mink coat, and he humiliated me?Copy !req
243. I'm a queen, okay? I should
be the one wearing mink,Copy !req
244. and I should be
throwing digs at him.Copy !req
245. You know what I mean? I should
have a lot more followers.Copy !req
246. You want mink, Dee?
Yeah.Copy !req
247. You want a mink coat? You
want a nice, real mink coat?Copy !req
248. You know, not a virtual one
like Frank?Copy !req
249. Don't dick around. Are you serious?
I'm dead serious.Copy !req
250. I trade with a guy online.
He has a clothing store.Copy !req
251. I could give him some crops, maybe a follower
or two, and he'll give you a mink coat.Copy !req
252. For me? A mink coat?
Would you like that?Copy !req
253. I would love that. You would
like that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
254. Yeah, yeah. You know how
that's not gonna happen?Copy !req
255. What? it's not gonna happen if I'm
not playing the goddamn game!Copy !req
256. Because when
I'm not playing the game,Copy !req
257. people are attacking
our tribe, okay? Yeah.Copy !req
258. And that's a lot of pressure.
That's a lot of stress.Copy !req
259. Too much. It's too much for you. And we could
lose everything. We could lose everything...Copy !req
260. that we have worked for-Copy !req
261. Everything!
I wasn't thinking.Copy !req
262. No, you're not really
the thinking kind though.Copy !req
263. I'm kind of the thinking one in the
relationship, so-Right. Thank you.Copy !req
264. Be pretty. You know, talk to me right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
265. Get my energy balls.Copy !req
266. - Unbelievable.
- Hey, Charlie. We need to talk, dude.Copy !req
267. Well, well, well.Copy !req
268. - If it isn't the soiled fool.
- Frank told you about that?Copy !req
269. Uh, no. Everyone's talking about it online.
It's hilarious.Copy !req
270. You destroyed your computer. You bashed it
to bits. I'm assuming it got you in the eye.Copy !req
271. - Is that what's going on there?
- It bashed me back a little bit.Copy !req
272. - You should win those fights.
You shouldn't lose... I did win!Copy !req
273. It just got a couple good shots in.
Hey, Charlie. Hey.Copy !req
274. Hey, listen, I want to tell you something.
What are you doing? Um, Dee-Copy !req
275. Yeah? You're not gonna
offer our guest any?Copy !req
276. Of course I-Of course. That's
what I was doing. Yeah.Copy !req
277. Hey, Mac. Hey, did you-did you
want an energy ball or two?Copy !req
278. Yeah. Go ahead. Have as many
as you want-Is that enough?Copy !req
279. Yeah, that's good.
Okay.Copy !req
280. There you go. Here you go.
You need to fuel up.Copy !req
281. Have a bunch of balls.
Yeah, I do. Thank you.Copy !req
282. Okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
283. Don't touch. No, no. I know.
I didn't mean that.Copy !req
284. - And stop groveling. Just... Let
me know if you need anything.Copy !req
285. You're not pretty
when you do that, so-Copy !req
286. Wow!Copy !req
287. You, like, totally psychologically,
like, annihilated her.Copy !req
288. - Now look.Copy !req
289. You're good at building. I'm good at
destroying. We should totally team up.Copy !req
290. Wait. You know what?Copy !req
291. Can you do me a favor? Can you
watch her for a little while...Copy !req
292. while I go meet a girl
that I met online?Copy !req
293. - A real girl?
- Yeah, real girl.Copy !req
294. - She's probably fat. Fat girl?
- She's probably very fat.Copy !req
295. Most likely a fat girl. If she's got
any fat friends, I'm into that.Copy !req
296. - If she has any fat friends,
I'll let you know. - Or ugly.Copy !req
297. - Yeah. Or ugly. - if they're
sick, that's fine too.Copy !req
298. Yeah, or ugly or sick or-or male or
female, or whatever it is that you like.Copy !req
299. That's not the point. The point
is, you know how women get.Copy !req
300. You know, she catches wind that I'm
meeting a girl, she's gonna go-Copy !req
301. Oh, totally, totally.
I hate women.Copy !req
302. Yeah, I know that
you feel that way, but...Copy !req
303. do what I'm asking, and then I
can help you out with the game.Copy !req
304. Okay. Do what?Copy !req
305. - Watch Dee.
- Oh. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
306. Hello. Hi.
Anyone?Copy !req
307. Come on. Hello. Hi.Copy !req
308. It's unbelievable. Does anybody
want to experience this?Copy !req
309. Anyone want to experience me?
For real?Copy !req
310. Oasis Sensory Deprivation.Copy !req
311. Enter a new dimension.Copy !req
312. Change your perception.Copy !req
313. Experience a new reality.Copy !req
314. Experience a new reality.Copy !req
315. Stop getting invested
in fake realities.Copy !req
316. - I'm 6'10”.
- You're 5'9”.Copy !req
317. - What even is reality?Copy !req
318. - Oh.
- This is real.Copy !req
319. - How do you do?Copy !req
320. We could be in a turtle's dream
in outer space.Copy !req
321. What is real?Copy !req
322. Is this real? Am I?Copy !req
323. Who are you?Copy !req
324. Oh, I'm you.Copy !req
325. Oh.Copy !req
326. That's an amazing accent.Copy !req
327. I like yours as well.Copy !req
328. I think I know what reality is,
but maybe I don't.Copy !req
329. Everything in life is becoming
more and more virtual.Copy !req
330. Aw, don't be such a wanker.Copy !req
331. Life is all in your mind.Copy !req
332. If you believe it to be real,
then it's real.Copy !req
333. I'm so confused, British Dennis.Copy !req
334. You create your own reality.Copy !req
335. I've known beggars to be kings
and kings to be beggars,Copy !req
336. all because they believed it so.Copy !req
337. It's your choice.Copy !req
338. It's my choice.Copy !req
339. It's your universe.Copy !req
340. It's my universe.Copy !req
341. And you are God.Copy !req
342. L...Copy !req
343. am God.Copy !req
344. Oh. No, no.
Oh. Oh, no.Copy !req
345. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
346. Charlie?Copy !req
347. Hey.Copy !req
348. Julie, right?Copy !req
349. The Queen of Thrones!Copy !req
350. The second most powerful
player in the game.Copy !req
351. And you are
the Mighty Rat Slayer.Copy !req
352. 'Tis I! 'Tis I!
It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
353. Yeah, I'm sorry-I'm sorry. I haven't
had a chance to tidy myself.Copy !req
354. You know, when you're playing the
game, you get caught up and-Copy !req
355. Have a seat. Have a seat. Okay.Copy !req
356. Wow, this is-it's cool to meet
someone from the game, you know.Copy !req
357. I brought you something.
You did?Copy !req
358. It's nothing really.
It's just, um,Copy !req
359. the best cheese steak
in Philadelphia.Copy !req
360. YOU dog!Copy !req
361. Uh, I'll be the judge of that, all right?
You little rascal, you.Copy !req
362. I don't normally meet people
from the game, but-Right.Copy !req
363. You seem like such a nice guy.
Thanks. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
364. You know-Copy !req
365. This is embarrassing, but I got
you something too, you know.Copy !req
366. I don't want-I don't want to
make you feel weird, but here.Copy !req
367. Oh. How thoughtful.
I wonder what it is.Copy !req
368. it's not much.
Just a box of spiders.Copy !req
369. What the hell? Well,
while we've been sitting here,Copy !req
370. my followers have
burned your land,Copy !req
371. they've raped your people, and
they've destroyed your tribe.Copy !req
372. You thought you could make a move on me,
Queen of Thrones? Well, you were wrong.Copy !req
373. What? I just wanted
to have lunch with you.Copy !req
374. Oh, right.Copy !req
375. Oh, let's have lunch because we're
hungry, and we want to eat food.Copy !req
376. Bullshit! You think I'd
give up all this for lunch?Copy !req
377. You stupid, fat pig.
I'm not fat.Copy !req
378. No, you're not fat, but you-
you were supposed to be.Copy !req
379. My friend Mac said you'd be fat.
Whatever. You're a dick.Copy !req
380. And your breath
smells like dog food.Copy !req
381. Whatever, you bitch!Copy !req
382. I got the power now!Copy !req
383. I'm doing good in the game,
so I'm doing good in life!Copy !req
384. Oh. Look who's here.Copy !req
385. Well, it's nice that you came.
A little overdressed.Copy !req
386. You said this was
a classy affair, Frank.Copy !req
387. It was a classy affair
until you showed up.Copy !req
388. You bitch.Copy !req
389. Where are your
101 dalmatians tonight?Copy !req
390. — He's
better at the zings than you.Copy !req
391. That bitch. I totally burned her.
All right, Dee.Copy !req
392. Give me your phone, give me your headset.
I gotta get back online ASAP.Copy !req
393. I just made some big things happen.
Big things, baby! Boom!Copy !req
394. No.Copy !req
395. She's not with you anymore, bro.Copy !req
396. Hold on. Shut up. Wh-Why is the
soiled fool talking to me?Copy !req
397. I don't need you anymore, Charlie.
I'd like a divorce.Copy !req
398. Ooh!Copy !req
399. Wait.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
400. I know you were gonna leave
me for the Queen of Thrones,Copy !req
401. so I've slept with Mac
to humiliate you.Copy !req
402. She's humiliated you
and herself by sleeping with me.Copy !req
403. - I'm good at the game now.
- Oh, my God, Dee. You stupid idiot.Copy !req
404. Do you have a brain
in your head?Copy !req
405. I was tricking that girl so
that I could destroy her tribe.Copy !req
406. We're the most powerful tribe in the
whole game now! What are you doing?Copy !req
407. You know, I-l guess maybe I hadn't
really thought the whole thing through.Copy !req
408. No, you didn't think!
Because you don't think!Copy !req
409. You're just a stupid
kept housewife, okay?Copy !req
410. Zing it, girl!Copy !req
411. Frank, shut the hell up!Copy !req
412. How dare you
all conspire against me!Copy !req
413. How dare you! You know what?
I want everyone out.Copy !req
414. Everyone get out of
my apartment, okay?Copy !req
415. No, not you, not you and not you.
The three of you, sit.Copy !req
416. Get out!Copy !req
417. Okay, I think
we can all agree...Copy !req
418. that this game is the most important
thing that ever happened to us, right?Copy !req
419. - Absolutely, yeah.
- It's very important.Copy !req
420. That's true. It's
a hugely important thing.Copy !req
421. So, because I'm a nice guy,Copy !req
422. you know,
'cause I'm a cool dude,Copy !req
423. I'll let you live, all right?Copy !req
424. But, Mac and Frank, you gotta give
me your shares of Paddy's Pub. Done!Copy !req
425. What?
Yes!Copy !req
426. And, Dee, you're gonna have to do
all the Charlie work in the bar...Copy !req
427. from here till-oh, I don't
know-how's eternity sound?Copy !req
428. Stop, Charlie!Copy !req
429. This game has gone on-[Accent
Falters ] long enough.Copy !req
430. - Oh, shit.
- Are you doing an accent?Copy !req
431. - Yeah, I was doing a British-It was
a British accent. - That was British?Copy !req
432. I had it so good in my head. Oh, I was
doing a really good British accent.Copy !req
433. Doesn't matter. Anyway-Copy !req
434. Charlie, you think
you have all the power?Copy !req
435. Well, you don't.Copy !req
436. You see, the only thing
bigger than a king...Copy !req
437. is a god.Copy !req
438. You think you're a god? I'm the
one who's thriving, Dennis.Copy !req
439. I mean, look at me.Copy !req
440. You look like you're covered
in Hawaiian Punch.Copy !req
441. Yeah?Copy !req
442. - Yeah.
- Mmm.Copy !req
443. I am the god of my own
universe, Charlie.Copy !req
444. I decide my own reality, and I've
decided all of your realities as well.Copy !req
445. So, you see, I unplugged it.Copy !req
446. You... unplugged reality?Copy !req
447. I don't understand what he's saying.
Me neither.Copy !req
448. I just-I deleted all of your
characters from the game.Copy !req
449. - What?
- I erased all your people.Copy !req
450. - How did you do that?
- Well, it was easy.Copy !req
451. You guys all have the same password-
“paddyspub.” Shit.Copy !req
452. Oh, that's my password for everything.
Mine too.Copy !req
453. Yeah.
Why would you do that though?Copy !req
454. Why would you delete
our characters?Copy !req
455. Because the goddamn game
was irritating to me.Copy !req
456. I thought it was really stupid,
and it really is just, you know,Copy !req
457. sort of that simple,
so I ended the game, you know.Copy !req
458. That's the end.Copy !req
459. Doesn't have to be a whole big
thing every single time, you know.Copy !req
460. That's life. That's just
sort of how-how shit goes.Copy !req
461. Sometimes
things just sort of... end.Copy !req