1. And you were
disrespectful to me.Copy !req
2. That's the past.
God, get a life.Copy !req
3. This is my life, you bitch.Copy !req
4. You... bitch!Copy !req
5. Oh! You slut.Copy !req
6. Stupid-Copy !req
7. Hold still, Charlie.
You're flickering.Copy !req
8. Sorry. It's-
Trying to get you good images,Copy !req
9. but I keep getting shocked
a little bit.Copy !req
10. - Don't let that affect your work.
- No, I'm really trying not to.Copy !req
11. It's just that, you know, I had to run
the wires from the other building-Copy !req
12. [ Groans
] building, and the, you know-Copy !req
13. There's asbestos in the
ducts, which wasn't good for-Copy !req
14. Good for breathing,
so I'm tired.Copy !req
15. Why are you watching this crap?
Come on. Turn the TV off.Copy !req
16. Let's-Let's go out. Let's
go do something. I'm bored.Copy !req
17. Hey. Let's go dancing, huh?
I want to do something.Copy !req
18. - Dancing?
- We're watching Real H0 use wives-Copy !req
19. There's nothing real about this shit,
Frank. You know that. Come on.Copy !req
20. Real women
don't even look like that.Copy !req
21. HEY, guys.Copy !req
22. That is what
real women look like.Copy !req
23. - Dee, are you sick?
- No, I feel great.Copy !req
24. Oh, I haven't had a chance to shower for a
few days. I've been gaming like a loon.Copy !req
25. You've been what?Copy !req
26. Gaming. I've been playing
this online video game.Copy !req
27. It is awesome.
Charlie, speaking of which,Copy !req
28. you want to come play my avatar for me for
a little bit while I run some errands?Copy !req
29. - I don't want my crops to die.
- Nah. I'm kind of busy...Copy !req
30. working for the guys, Dee. Shit!Copy !req
31. Yes, he's working for us. He
will do nothing of the sort.Copy !req
32. We're going dancing.Copy !req
33. - Come on!
- What if I give you three bucks?Copy !req
34. You're our employee.
You do what we say.Copy !req
35. I pay your rent.
Do not drop those wires.Copy !req
36. Hey, Charlie, to live is to dance.
Let's go.Copy !req
37. - Charlie, what if I gave you five bucks?
- You owe me five bucks!Copy !req
38. Ah, shit!
Screw it!Copy !req
39. Son of a bitch! Shit!Copy !req
40. All right, tell you what.
I'm gonna go with Dee, okay?Copy !req
41. I'm getting sick of this shit.
I really am.Copy !req
42. You know, they treat me like a dum-dum
and a grunt, and... I have potential.Copy !req
43. You know?Copy !req
44. I could go places.
I could do things.Copy !req
45. Who knows?Copy !req
46. I might even
rule the world one day.Copy !req
47. Rule the world, huh? Yeah, if
that happens, I'll blow myself.Copy !req
48. Okay, so it's called
TechPocalypse, right?Copy !req
49. And we're post-apocalypse, and
we have to rebuild civilization.Copy !req
50. This is me, ZingingCutie23.Copy !req
51. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.Copy !req
52. ZingingCutie23?Copy !req
53. Are you pretending
that you're 23 years old?Copy !req
54. - No.
- It seems like it.Copy !req
55. No, I-It's-It's a random
number that I picked.Copy !req
56. It's a random number? I just picked
a number to put at the end of-Copy !req
57. You know what?
Just watch over my tribe,Copy !req
58. and make sure nobody,
you know, takes it over,Copy !req
59. and I'll give you your money, okay?
Okay. VVait.Copy !req
60. Hold on a second.
What is that?Copy !req
61. That's you.
You're one of my subjects.Copy !req
62. That's me? Why am I in the game?
Is that Mac?Copy !req
63. Of course that's Mac. You guys are
all here. See, Mac's my handmaiden.Copy !req
64. How do you do?
How do you do?Copy !req
65. And Dennis is a midget blacksmith.
[ Babbling jCopy !req
66. Frank is
a mute half-donkey.Copy !req
67. [ BrayiflQ 1Copy !req
68. - And you're my jester.
- Why am I eating out of a trough?Copy !req
69. Made sense.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
70. So let me get this straight.
You've been playingCopy !req
71. this game for, like,
a week straight...Copy !req
72. just so you feel like
you lord over all of us?Copy !req
73. Is that what this is? Charlie, do
you want your five bucks or not?Copy !req
74. I want my five dollars.
It's just pathetic, Dee.Copy !req
75. Okay, well, maybe it is.
Maybe it isn't.Copy !req
76. I really do need the money though.
Yeah, well, then get to work.Copy !req
77. In advance? No, not in advance.
We'll see how well you do.Copy !req
78. All right. I got this.
I got this.Copy !req
79. Yeah.Copy !req
80. See? This is what
I'm talking about, guys. Huh?Copy !req
81. I mean, playing
online video games...Copy !req
82. and watching stupid reality
shows-that's not real life.Copy !req
83. It's keeping people
from experiencing real life.Copy !req
84. This is real.Copy !req
85. It's real,
but it feels weird as shit.Copy !req
86. There's nobody else
in the bar dancing.Copy !req
87. We're setting the tone, Frank. You know,
we will lead, and others will follow.Copy !req
88. - I'm stopping.
- Oh, come on. Don't stop.Copy !req
89. Look. All right. Let's go do some shots,
and that'll get you guys fired up,Copy !req
90. and we'll come back out, and we'll
do some more of this or whatever.Copy !req
91. You know, you can do the move, and-
Come on, come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
92. Hey, uh, bartender three
shots of whiskey. Come on.Copy !req
93. I know you guys. You're the
donkey man and the princess.Copy !req
94. We don't know what you're talking about.
Take a hike, Bozo.Copy !req
95. Geek.Copy !req
96. Check it out. Look at this.
This is you, right?Copy !req
97. This-This is Frank and-and Mac
from ZingingCutie's tribe?Copy !req
98. - What the hell is this?
- This is Dee's online video game,Copy !req
99. and she's created characters
for all of us.Copy !req
100. She's humiliating us virtually. VVho cares?
It's a video game.Copy !req
101. What do you mean, who cares?
This is starting to piss me off.Copy !req
102. Stop getting invested
in fake realities.Copy !req
103. Let's live real life.Copy !req
104. I don't know, Dennis.
My anger feels very real.Copy !req
105. Yeah, well, it's not real. It's not.
Are you feeling it?Copy !req
106. Okay? It's not real. And you know what
it also isn't? It also isn't epic, okay?Copy !req
107. And you know what is epic? Doing these
shots, going out there and dancing.Copy !req
108. Come on. Do it. Do the shot.
I'll do the shots.Copy !req
109. I'll just do the shots.
How about that?Copy !req
110. Oh, mama got a smartphone.Copy !req
111. Okay, you know, I tell you what, Carl.
Let's settle for a “C” trade.Copy !req
112. We'll call it a day on that. I gotta run.
ZingingCutie44 is back, so I'm out.Copy !req
113. Changed your name.Copy !req
114. What the hell are you doing, Charlie?
I told you to just feed my crops.Copy !req
115. I did. I fed your crops,
and then I gathered some rocks,Copy !req
116. and I built a little wall
around your tribe.Copy !req
117. Then I used the leftover rocks to dam
the river so that you could fish.Copy !req
118. Now you're doing well in the game.
You sucked at it, all right?Copy !req
119. All you did was spend your money on stuff
you don't need, just like in real life.Copy !req
120. I don't do that. Yes, you do.
What'd you get at the store?Copy !req
121. I bought a smartphone so that I
can play the game on the go.Copy !req
122. What's going on
with the fingernails?Copy !req
123. - Well, I had those done like Flo-Jo.
- Why?Copy !req
124. - I just thought it would be funny.
- It's craziness.Copy !req
125. Look, Dee. This is your problem.
I could takeCopy !req
126. this money, I could feed
myself for a month.Copy !req
127. I would buy milk, I would buy
flour, I'd buy vitamins-Copy !req
128. I'd boil them down to little
energy balls to sustain me.Copy !req
129. But whatever. Forget it.
Enjoy your game.Copy !req
130. Enjoy all your new followers,
and you're welcome.Copy !req
131. Oh, shit! Charlie, you
got me 31 new followers?Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. That's amazing! Hey, do
you want to maybe team up?Copy !req
134. - No, 'cause I don't want to be a slave.
- Come on, Charlie. Please.Copy !req
135. I need you.Copy !req
136. It's like, when I'm doing good in
the game, I'm doing good in life.Copy !req
137. I want to make fun of you for saying
that, but I know what you mean.Copy !req
138. - It's like I'm thriving.
- You're thriving. Yeah, I did feel that.Copy !req
139. You felt that? I did. I felt that.
I never get to thrive.Copy !req
140. I want to be the guy who thrives for once.
Right? Me neither.Copy !req
141. Tell you what. Make me your
king, and let's get rocking.Copy !req
142. Ooh, no. I don't want to do that,
'cause we'd have to be married,Copy !req
143. and that would be awful.
Okay. I'll see you later.Copy !req
144. No, no, no. Sit down, sit down, sit down.
I'll make you my king.Copy !req
145. Just accept my request
to consummate.Copy !req
146. Consummate? what is that?
Have sex.Copy !req
147. Oh.Copy !req
148. So, um, we should have sex then?Copy !req
149. In the game.Copy !req
150. Yeah, in the game. Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
151. Yeah. Either way. Uh,
so, push enter hard,Copy !req
152. or one, like, slow push,Copy !req
153. and you do your thing,
or a little circular action?Copy !req
154. Just push the button, Charlie.
Just push the button.Copy !req
155. That was good, right?
Was it?Copy !req
156. I think.Copy !req
157. You see me, Frank? You see me coming?
I see you.Copy !req
158. I see you. Oh, here comes another guy.
I'm gonna fight him.Copy !req
159. Mac attack! Fight!Copy !req
160. I lost again! Goddamn it!Copy !req
161. How do I keep losing?
I'm huge.Copy !req
162. Stop fighting
every guy in the game.Copy !req
163. The fighting is the best part.
It's the only reason I'm playing.Copy !req
164. Oh, my God. Will you guys please shut up?
I'm hungover as shit.Copy !req
165. We're playing TechPocalypse.Copy !req
166. Mac is a soiled fool,Copy !req
167. and I am a gorgeous girl
with big cans,Copy !req
168. and I'm banging all the
fishermen in sight for fish.Copy !req
169. And I'm also being catty with
all the women in the game,Copy !req
170. like I'm a Real Housewife.Copy !req
171. Look, Dennis. I-I'm 6'10”.Copy !req
172. I've always wanted to be 6'10”.Copy !req
173. Hey, look, Mac.
You're 5'9”.Copy !req
174. And, Frank, you're a man-
an ugly old man!Copy !req
175. You're not understanding this,
Dennis,Copy !req
176. but... I think I have something that
could help you wrap your head around it.Copy !req
177. I've ne ver had
my hair cuz' in a bedroom.Copy !req
178. Well, one thing I've learned from
cutting hair all these years, Danielle,Copy !req
179. is you don't have to go
to a high-end salon...Copy !req
180. to get a high-end
salon-quality cut.Copy !req
181. Why are we watching Dennis's sex tape?
Shh.Copy !req
182. It's cold. I know. Well, we'll
make it hot in a minute.Copy !req
183. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
184. Well, don't-Copy !req
185. Well, it's always-there's always
so much-so much preamble.Copy !req
186. Okay, here we go.
Oh. Oh. Um, all right.Copy !req
187. All right.
VVhoa.Copy !req
188. Now, Dennis,
how does this make you feel?Copy !req
189. Powerful.
Yes.Copy !req
190. Of course. But how does it
affect you... sexually?Copy !req
191. - I'm very aroused right now.
- I, too, am aroused.Copy !req
192. I'm starting to swell up. Yeah.Copy !req
193. See, now all three of us are aroused,
and there's not a woman in the room.Copy !req
194. See, this is no different
than sports or video games.Copy !req
195. It's all a virtual experience.Copy !req
196. No, no, no. Bullshit.
This was real, okay?Copy !req
197. This happened.
I did this.Copy !req
198. All right? I drew this
woman in, I styled herCopy !req
199. hair, I entered her with
almost no resistance.Copy !req
200. I did these things.Copy !req
201. You say it's real,
but what even is reality?Copy !req
202. Yeah, who knows? We don't even
know if we're in this room.Copy !req
203. We could be in a turtle's
dream in outer space.Copy !req
204. What are you talking about? I'm gonna go
out into the real world again today...Copy !req
205. and have real experiences.Copy !req
206. I'm gonna draw those people in
to me, okay?Copy !req
207. A turtle's dream.
That's crazy. Lunacy.Copy !req
208. 'r Yeah IfCopy !req
209. Tell me
something, Queen of Thrones,Copy !req
210. how about we stop being enemies, we
start becoming friends here, huh?Copy !req
211. Charlie, I just got a new nose,Copy !req
212. and I'm flying to Miami
to get my lips inflated.Copy !req
213. Can you hang on one second?
Dee, what are you buying?Copy !req
214. - How are you paying for that?
- We have plenty of money.Copy !req
215. I know we have money.
We have money because I-Copy !req
216. All right.
You know what? Yes, fine.Copy !req
217. Buy your lips, buy your noses,
buy whatever you're gonna buy.Copy !req
218. Don't interrupt me when
I'm running our tribe,Copy !req
219. okay? 'Cause that's
kind of a big deal.Copy !req
220. I know. I'm sorry.
So don't interrupt.Copy !req
221. Okay. Do me a favor, refill my
bowl of energy balls, okay?Copy !req
222. - Please. Make yourself useful.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
223. Sorry about that, Queen of Thrones.
Let me step into my office here.Copy !req
224. Hey, bitch!Copy !req
225. Frank, you are SweetPeaches69?Copy !req
226. How did you get
so many followers?Copy !req
227. What can I say? Some girls are
more popular than others.Copy !req
228. Are you wearing a mink coat?Copy !req
229. What, this old thing?Copy !req
230. Guy gave it to me
for going down on him.Copy !req
231. I've been getting
a lot of gifts lately.Copy !req
232. I just got sent a
whole box of peaches-Copy !req
233. real ones.Copy !req
234. I'm eating like a goddamn islander.Copy !req
235. I'm living a pretty classy life
these days.Copy !req
236. Ooh, you should come
to my party.Copy !req
237. I'm gonna meet a lot of
my online friends there.Copy !req
238. It's gonna be
a very classy affair,Copy !req
239. but you can come anyway.Copy !req
240. Well, look, we could sit here, we
could talk cheesesteaks all day long,Copy !req
241. but maybe you and I could
get together at myCopy !req
242. bar, settle these things
once and for all.Copy !req
243. Charlie, we gotta talk.
Whoa!Copy !req
244. We're going to a party-a real one.
Frank's throwing it.Copy !req
245. Yes, I know what's going on. I
know everything that's happening.Copy !req
246. Do you know he has
a bunch of followers?Copy !req
247. Do you know that he's parading around
in a mink coat, and he humiliated me?Copy !req
248. I'm a queen, okay? I should
be the one wearing mink,Copy !req
249. and I should be
throwing digs at him.Copy !req
250. You know what I mean? I should
have a lot more followers.Copy !req
251. You want mink, Dee?
Yeah.Copy !req
252. You want a mink coat? You
want a nice, real mink coat?Copy !req
253. You know, not a virtual one
like Frank?Copy !req
254. Don't dick around. Are you serious?
I'm dead serious.Copy !req
255. I trade with a guy online.
He has a clothing store.Copy !req
256. I could give him some
crops, maybe a followerCopy !req
257. or two, and he'll
give you a mink coat.Copy !req
258. For me? A mink coat?
Would you like that?Copy !req
259. I would love that. You would
like that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
260. Yeah, yeah. You know how
that's not gonna happen?Copy !req
261. What? It's not gonna happen if
I'm not playing the goddamn game!Copy !req
262. Because when
I'm not playing the game,Copy !req
263. people are attacking
our tribe, okay? Yeah.Copy !req
264. And that's a lot of pressure.
That's a lot of stress.Copy !req
265. Too much. It's too much for you.
And we couldCopy !req
266. lose everything. We could
lose everything...Copy !req
267. that we have worked for-Copy !req
268. Everything!
I wasn't thinking.Copy !req
269. No, you're not really
the thinking kind though.Copy !req
270. I'm kind of the thinking one in the
relationship, so-Right. Thank you.Copy !req
271. Be pretty. You know, talk to me right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
272. Get my energy balls.Copy !req
273. - Unbelievable.
- Hey, Charlie. We need to talk, dude.Copy !req
274. Well, well, well.Copy !req
275. - If it isn't the soiled fool.
- Frank told you about that?Copy !req
276. Uh, no. Everyone's talking about it online.
It's hilarious.Copy !req
277. You destroyed your computer.
You bashed itCopy !req
278. to bits. I'm assuming
it got you in the eye.Copy !req
279. - Is that what's going on there?
- It bashed me back a little bit.Copy !req
280. - You should win those fights.
You shouldn't lose... I did win!Copy !req
281. It just got a couple good shots in.
Hey, Charlie. Hey.Copy !req
282. Hey, listen, I want to tell you something.
What are you doing? Um, Dee-Copy !req
283. Yeah? You're not gonna
offer our guest any?Copy !req
284. Of course I-Of course. That's
what I was doing. Yeah.Copy !req
285. Hey, Mac. Hey, did you-did you
want an energy ball or two?Copy !req
286. Yeah. Go ahead. Have as many
as you want-Is that enough?Copy !req
287. Yeah, that's good.
Okay.Copy !req
288. There you go. Here you go.
You need to fuel up.Copy !req
289. Have a bunch of balls.
Yeah, I do. Thank you.Copy !req
290. Okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
291. Don't touch. No, no. I know.
I didn't mean that.Copy !req
292. - And stop groveling. Just... Let
me know if you need anything.Copy !req
293. You're not pretty
when you do that, so-Copy !req
294. Wow!Copy !req
295. You, like, totally psychologically,
like, annihilated her.Copy !req
296. - Now look.Copy !req
297. You're good at building. I'm good at
destroying. We should totally team up.Copy !req
298. Wait. You know what?Copy !req
299. Can you do me a favor? Can you
watch her for a little while...Copy !req
300. while I go meet a girl
that I met online?Copy !req
301. - A real girl?
- Yeah, real girl.Copy !req
302. - She's probably fat. Fat girl?
- She's probably very fat.Copy !req
303. Most likely a fat girl. If she's got
any fat friends, I'm into that.Copy !req
304. If she has any fat
friends, I'll let you know.Copy !req
305. Or ugly.Copy !req
306. - Yeah. Or ugly.
- If they're sick, that's fine too.Copy !req
307. Yeah, or ugly or sick or-or male or
female, or whatever it is that you like.Copy !req
308. That's not the point. The point
is, you know how women get.Copy !req
309. You know, she catches wind that I'm
meeting a girl, she's gonna go-Copy !req
310. Oh, totally, totally.
I hate women.Copy !req
311. Yeah, I know that
you feel that way, but...Copy !req
312. do what I'm asking, and then I
can help you out with the game.Copy !req
313. Okay. Do what?Copy !req
314. - Watch Dee.
- Oh. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
315. Hello. Hi.
Anyone?Copy !req
316. Come on. Hello. Hi.Copy !req
317. It's unbelievable. Does anybody
want to experience this?Copy !req
318. Anyone want to experience me?
For real?Copy !req
319. Oasis Sensory Deprivation.Copy !req
320. Enter a new dimension.Copy !req
321. Change your perception.Copy !req
322. Experience a new reality.Copy !req
323. Experience a new reality.Copy !req
324. Stop getting invested
in fake realities.Copy !req
325. - I'm 6'10”.
- You're 5'9”.Copy !req
326. - What even is reality?Copy !req
327. - Oh.
- This is real.Copy !req
328. - How do you do?Copy !req
329. We could be in a turtle's dream
in outer space.Copy !req
330. What is real?Copy !req
331. Is this real? Am I?Copy !req
332. Who are you?Copy !req
333. Oh, I'm you.Copy !req
334. Oh.Copy !req
335. That's an amazing accent.Copy !req
336. I like yours as well.Copy !req
337. I think I know what reality is,
but maybe I don't.Copy !req
338. Everything in life is becoming
more and more virtual.Copy !req
339. Aw, don't be such a wanker.Copy !req
340. Life is all in your mind.Copy !req
341. If you believe it to be real,
then it's real.Copy !req
342. I'm so confused, British Dennis.Copy !req
343. You create your own reality.Copy !req
344. I've known beggars to be kings
and kings to be beggars,Copy !req
345. all because they believed it so.Copy !req
346. It's your choice.Copy !req
347. It's my choice.Copy !req
348. It's your universe.Copy !req
349. It's my universe.Copy !req
350. And you are God.Copy !req
351. I... am God.Copy !req
352. Oh. No, no.
Oh. Oh, no.Copy !req
353. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
354. Charlie?Copy !req
355. Hey.Copy !req
356. Julie, right?Copy !req
357. The Queen of Thrones!Copy !req
358. The second most powerful
player in the game.Copy !req
359. And you are
the Mighty Rat Slayer.Copy !req
360. 'Tis I! 'Tis I!
It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
361. Yeah, I'm sorry-I'm sorry. I haven't
had a chance to tidy myself.Copy !req
362. You know, when you're playing the
game, you get caught up and-Copy !req
363. Have a seat. Have a seat. Okay.Copy !req
364. Wow, this is-It's cool to meet
someone from the game, you know.Copy !req
365. I brought you something.
You did?Copy !req
366. It's nothing really.
It's just, um,Copy !req
367. the best cheesesteak
in Philadelphia.Copy !req
368. You dog!Copy !req
369. Uh, I'll be the judge of that, all right?
You little rascal, you.Copy !req
370. I don't normally meet people
from the game, but-Right.Copy !req
371. You seem like such a nice guy.
Thanks. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
372. You know-Copy !req
373. This is embarrassing, but I got
you something too, you know.Copy !req
374. I don't want-I don't want to
make you feel weird, but here.Copy !req
375. Oh. How thoughtful.
I wonder what it is.Copy !req
376. It's not much.
Just a box of spiders.Copy !req
377. what the hell? VVell,
while we've been sitting here,Copy !req
378. my followers have
burned your land,Copy !req
379. they've raped your people, and
they've destroyed your tribe.Copy !req
380. You thought you could make a move on me,
Queen of Thrones? Well, you were wrong.Copy !req
381. What? I just wanted
to have lunch with you.Copy !req
382. Oh, right.Copy !req
383. Oh, let's have lunch because we're
hungry, and we want to eat food.Copy !req
384. Bullshit! You think I'd
give up all this for lunch?Copy !req
385. You stupid, fat pig.
I'm not fat.Copy !req
386. No, you're not fat, but you-
you were supposed to be.Copy !req
387. My friend Mac said you'd be fat.
Whatever. You're a dick.Copy !req
388. And your breath
smells like dog food.Copy !req
389. Whatever, you bitch!Copy !req
390. I got the power now!Copy !req
391. I'm doing good in the game,
so I'm doing good in life!Copy !req
392. Oh. Look who's here.Copy !req
393. Well, it's nice that you came.
A little overdressed.Copy !req
394. You said this was
a classy affair, Frank.Copy !req
395. It was a classy affair
until you showed up.Copy !req
396. You bitch.Copy !req
397. Where are your
101 dalmatians tonight?Copy !req
398. He's better at the zings than you.Copy !req
399. That bitch. I totally burned her.
All right, Dee.Copy !req
400. Give me your phone, give me your headset.
I gotta get back online ASAP.Copy !req
401. I just made some big things happen.
Big things, baby! Boom!Copy !req
402. No.Copy !req
403. She's not with you anymore, bro.Copy !req
404. Hold on. Shut up. VVh-Why is
the soiled fool talking to me?Copy !req
405. I don't need you anymore, Charlie.
I'd like a divorce.Copy !req
406. [All ]
Ooh!Copy !req
407. Wait.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
408. I know you were gonna leave
me for the Queen of Thrones,Copy !req
409. so I've slept with Mac
to humiliate you.Copy !req
410. She's humiliated you
and herself by sleeping with me.Copy !req
411. - I'm good at the game now.
- Oh, my God, Dee. You stupid idiot.Copy !req
412. Do you have a brain
in your head?Copy !req
413. I was tricking that girl so
that I could destroy her tribe.Copy !req
414. We're the most powerful tribe in the
whole game now! what are you doing?Copy !req
415. You know, I-l
guess maybe I hadn'tCopy !req
416. really thought the
whole thing through.Copy !req
417. No, you didn't think!
Because you don't think!Copy !req
418. You're just a stupid
kept housewife, okay?Copy !req
419. Zing it, girl!Copy !req
420. Frank, shut the hell up!Copy !req
421. How dare you
all conspire against me!Copy !req
422. How dare you! You know what?
I want everyone out.Copy !req
423. Everyone get out of
my apartment, okay?Copy !req
424. No, not you, not you and not you.
The three of you, sit.Copy !req
425. Get out!Copy !req
426. Okay, I think
we can all agree...Copy !req
427. that this game is the most important
thing that ever happened to us, right?Copy !req
428. - Absolutely, yeah.
- It's very important.Copy !req
429. That's true. It's
a hugely important thing.Copy !req
430. So, because I'm a nice guy,Copy !req
431. you know,
'cause I'm a cool dude,Copy !req
432. I'll let you live, all right?Copy !req
433. But, Mac and Frank, you gotta give
me your shares of Paddy's Pub. Done!Copy !req
434. What?
Yes!Copy !req
435. And, Dee, you're gonna have to do
all the Charlie work in the bar...Copy !req
436. from here till-oh, I don't
know-how's eternity sound?Copy !req
437. Stop, Charlie!Copy !req
438. This game has gone on-[
Accent Falters ] long enough.Copy !req
439. - Oh, shit.
- Are you doing an accent?Copy !req
440. - Yeah, I was doing a British-It was
a British accent. - That was British?Copy !req
441. I had it so good in my head. Oh, I was
doing a really good British accent.Copy !req
442. Doesn't matter. Anyway-Copy !req
443. Charlie, you think
you have all the power?Copy !req
444. Well, you don't.Copy !req
445. You see, the only thing
bigger than a king...Copy !req
446. is a god.Copy !req
447. You think you're a god? I'm the
one who's thriving, Dennis.Copy !req
448. I mean, look at me.Copy !req
449. You look like you're covered
in Hawaiian Punch.Copy !req
450. Yeah?Copy !req
451. - Yeah.
- Mmm.Copy !req
452. I am the god of my own
universe, Charlie.Copy !req
453. I decide my own reality, and I've
decided all of your realities as well.Copy !req
454. So, you see, I unplugged it.Copy !req
455. You... unplugged reality?Copy !req
456. I don't understand what he's saying.
Me neither.Copy !req
457. I just-I deleted all of your
characters from the game.Copy !req
458. - What?
- I erased all your people.Copy !req
459. - How did you do that?
- Well, it was easy.Copy !req
460. You guys all have the same password-
“paddyspub.” Shit.Copy !req
461. Oh, that's my password for everything.
Mine too.Copy !req
462. Yeah.
Why would you do that though?Copy !req
463. Why would you delete
our characters?Copy !req
464. Because the goddamn game
was irritating to me.Copy !req
465. I thought it was really stupid,
and it really is just, you know,Copy !req
466. sort of that simple,
so I ended the game, you know.Copy !req
467. That's the end.Copy !req
468. Doesn't have to be a whole big
thing every single time, you know.Copy !req
469. That's life. That's just
sort of how-how shit goes.Copy !req
470. Sometimes
things just sort of... end.Copy !req