1. And you were
disrespectful to me.Copy !req
2. That's the past.
God, get a life.Copy !req
3. This is my life, you bitch.Copy !req
4. You... bitch!Copy !req
5. Oh! You slut.Copy !req
6. Stupid...Copy !req
7. Hold still, Charlie.
You're flickering.Copy !req
8. Sorry. It's...
Trying to get you good images,Copy !req
9. but I keep getting shocked
a little bit.Copy !req
10. - Don't let that
affect your work.
- No, I'm really trying not to.Copy !req
11. It's just that, you know,
I had to run the wires
from the other building...Copy !req
12. building, and the, you know...Copy !req
13. There's asbestos
in the ducts,
which wasn't good for...Copy !req
14. good for breathing,
so I'm tired.Copy !req
15. Why are you watching this crap?
Come on. Turn the TV off.Copy !req
16. Let's-Let's go out.
Let's go do something.
I'm bored.Copy !req
17. Hey. Let's go dancing, huh?
I want to do something.Copy !req
18. - Dancing?
- We're watching
Real Housewives.Copy !req
19. There's nothing real
about this shit, Frank.
You know that. Come on.Copy !req
20. Real women
don't even look like that.Copy !req
21. Hey, guys.Copy !req
22. That is what
real women look like.Copy !req
23. - Dee, are you sick?
- No, I feel great.Copy !req
24. Oh, I haven't had a chance
to shower for a few days.
I've been gaming like a loon.Copy !req
25. - You've been what?
- Gaming. I've been playing
this online video game.Copy !req
26. It is awesome.
Charlie, speaking of which,Copy !req
27. you want to come play my avatar
for me for a little bit
while I run some errands?Copy !req
28. - I don't want my crops to die.
- Nah. I'm kind of busy...Copy !req
29. - working for the guys, Dee.
- Shit!Copy !req
30. -Yes, he's working for us.
He will do nothing of the sort.
-We're going dancing.Copy !req
31. - Come on!
- What if I give you
three bucks?Copy !req
32. You're our employee.
You do what we say.Copy !req
33. I pay your rent.
Do not drop those wires.Copy !req
34. Hey, Charlie,
to live is to dance.
Let's go.Copy !req
35. - Charlie, what if
I gave you five bucks?
- You owe me five bucks!Copy !req
36. Ah, shit!
Screw it!Copy !req
37. Son of a bitch! Shit!Copy !req
38. All right, tell you what.
I'm gonna go with Dee, okay?Copy !req
39. I'm getting sick of this shit.
I really am.Copy !req
40. You know, they treat me
like a dum-dum and a grunt,
and... I have potential.Copy !req
41. You know?Copy !req
42. I could go places.
I could do things.Copy !req
43. Who knows?Copy !req
44. I might even
rule the world one day.Copy !req
45. Rule the world, huh?
Yeah, if that happens,
I'll blow myself.Copy !req
46. Okay, so it's called
TechPocalypse, right?Copy !req
47. And we're post-apocalypse,
and we have to rebuild
civilization.Copy !req
48. This is me, ZingingCutie23.Copy !req
49. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.Copy !req
50. ZingingCutie23?Copy !req
51. Are you pretending
that you're 23 years old?Copy !req
52. - No.
- It seems like it.Copy !req
53. No, I... It's...
It's a random number
that I picked.Copy !req
54. It's a random number?
I just picked a number
to put at the end of...Copy !req
55. You know what?
Just watch over my tribe,Copy !req
56. and make sure nobody,
you know, takes it over,Copy !req
57. and I'll give you
your money, okay?
Okay. Wait.Copy !req
58. Hold on a second.
What is that?Copy !req
59. That's you.
You're one of my subjects.Copy !req
60. That's me?
Why am I in the game?
Is that Mac?Copy !req
61. Of course that's Mac.
You guys are all here.
See, Mac's my handmaiden.Copy !req
62. How do you do?
How do you do?Copy !req
63. And Dennis
is a midget blacksmith.Copy !req
64. Frank is a mute half-donkey.Copy !req
65. - And you're my jester.
- Why am I eating
out of a trough?Copy !req
66. Made sense.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
67. So let me get this straight.
You've been playing this game
for, like, a week straight...Copy !req
68. just so you feel like
you lord over all of us?Copy !req
69. Is that what this is?
Charlie, do you want
your five bucks or not?Copy !req
70. I want my five dollars.
It's just pathetic, Dee.Copy !req
71. Okay, well, maybe it is.
Maybe it isn't.Copy !req
72. I really do need
the money though.
Yeah, well, then get to work.Copy !req
73. In advance?
No, not in advance.
We'll see how well you do.Copy !req
74. All right. I got this.
I got this.Copy !req
75. ♪♪Copy !req
76. ♪♪Copy !req
77. Yeah.Copy !req
78. See? This is what
I'm talking about, guys. Huh?Copy !req
79. I mean, playing
online video games...Copy !req
80. and watching stupid
reality shows...
that's not real life.Copy !req
81. It's keeping people
from experiencing real life.Copy !req
82. This is real.Copy !req
83. It's real,
but it feels weird as shit.Copy !req
84. There's nobody else
in the bar dancing.Copy !req
85. We're setting the tone, Frank.
You know, we will lead,
and others will follow.Copy !req
86. - I'm stopping.
- Oh, come on. Don't stop.Copy !req
87. Look. All right.
Let's go do some shots, and
that'll get you guys fired up,Copy !req
88. and we'll come back out,
and we'll do some more
of this or whatever.Copy !req
89. You know, you can do
the move, and... Come on,
come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
90. Hey, uh, bartender,
three shots of whiskey.
Come on.Copy !req
91. I know you guys.
You're the donkey man
and the princess.Copy !req
92. We don't know what
you're talking about.
Take a hike, Bozo.Copy !req
93. - Geek.
- Check it out. Look at this.
This is you, right?Copy !req
94. This... This is Frank and-and Mac
from ZingingCutie's tribe?Copy !req
95. - What the hell is this?
- This is Dee's
online video game,Copy !req
96. and she's created characters
for all of us.Copy !req
97. She's humiliating us virtually.
Who cares?
It's a video game.Copy !req
98. What do you mean, who cares?
This is starting to piss me off.Copy !req
99. Stop getting invested
in fake realities.Copy !req
100. Let's live real life.Copy !req
101. I don't know, Dennis.
My anger feels very real.Copy !req
102. Yeah, well, it's not real.
It's not.
Are you feeling it?Copy !req
103. Okay? It's not real. And you
know what it also isn't?
It also isn't epic, okay?Copy !req
104. And you know what is epic?
Doing these shots,
going out there and dancing.Copy !req
105. Come on. Do it. Do the shot.
I'll do the shots.Copy !req
106. I'll just do the shots.
How about that?Copy !req
107. ♪ Loves me, loves me ♪Copy !req
108. - Oh!
- ♪ We always have
- a real good time ♪♪Copy !req
109. Oh, mama got a smartphone.Copy !req
110. Okay, you know,
I tell you what, Carl.
Let's settle for a "C" trade.Copy !req
111. We'll call it a day on that.
I gotta run. ZingingCutie44
is back, so I'm out.Copy !req
112. Changed your name.Copy !req
113. What the hell are you doing,
Charlie? I told you
to just feed my crops.Copy !req
114. I did. I fed your crops,
and then I gathered some rocks,Copy !req
115. and I built a little wall
around your tribe.Copy !req
116. Then I used the leftover rocks
to dam the river
so that you could fish.Copy !req
117. Now you're doing well
in the game.
You sucked at it, all right?Copy !req
118. All you did was spend your money
on stuff you don't need,
just like in real life.Copy !req
119. I don't do that.
Yes, you do.
What'd you get at the store?Copy !req
120. I bought a smartphone
so that I can play the game
on the go.Copy !req
121. What's going on
with the fingernails?Copy !req
122. - Well, I had those done
like Flo-Jo.
- Why?Copy !req
123. - I just thought
it would be funny.
- It's craziness.Copy !req
124. Look, Dee. This is your problem.
I could take this money,
I could feed myself for a month.Copy !req
125. I would buy milk,
I would buy flour,
I'd buy vitamins...Copy !req
126. I'd boil them down
to little energy balls
to sustain me.Copy !req
127. But whatever. Forget it.
Enjoy your game.Copy !req
128. Enjoy all your new followers,
and you're welcome.Copy !req
129. Oh, shit!
Charlie, you got me
31 new followers?Copy !req
130. - Yeah.
- That's amazing! Hey,
do you want to maybe team up?Copy !req
131. - No, 'cause I don't
want to be a slave.
- Come on, Charlie. Please.Copy !req
132. I need you.Copy !req
133. It's like,
when I'm doing good in the game,
I'm doing good in life.Copy !req
134. I want to make fun of you
for saying that,
but I know what you mean.Copy !req
135. - It's like I'm thriving.
- You're thriving.
Yeah, I did feel that.Copy !req
136. You felt that?
I did. I felt that.
I never get to thrive.Copy !req
137. I want to be the guy
who thrives for once.
Right? Me neither.Copy !req
138. Tell you what.
Make me your king,
and let's get rocking.Copy !req
139. Ooh, no.
I don't want to do that,
'cause we'd have to be married,Copy !req
140. and that would be awful.
Okay. I'll see you later.Copy !req
141. No, no, no. Sit down,
sit down, sit down.
I'll make you my king.Copy !req
142. Just accept my request
to consummate.Copy !req
143. Consummate?
What is that?
Have sex.Copy !req
144. Oh.Copy !req
145. So, um,Copy !req
146. we should have sex then?Copy !req
147. In the game.Copy !req
148. Yeah, in the game. Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
149. Yeah.
Either way.
Uh, so,Copy !req
150. push enter hard,Copy !req
151. or one, like, slow push,Copy !req
152. and you do your thing,
or a little circular action?Copy !req
153. Just push the button,
Charlie.
Just push the button.Copy !req
154. That was good, right?
Was it?Copy !req
155. I think.Copy !req
156. You see me, Frank?
You see me coming?
I see you.Copy !req
157. I see you.
Oh, here comes another guy.
I'm gonna fight him.Copy !req
158. Mac attack! Fight!Copy !req
159. I lost again! Goddamn it!Copy !req
160. How do I keep losing?
I'm huge.Copy !req
161. Stop fighting
every guy in the game.Copy !req
162. The fighting is the best part.
It's the only reason
I'm playing.Copy !req
163. Oh, my God.
Will you guys please shut up?
I'm hungover as shit.Copy !req
164. We're playing TechPocalypse.Copy !req
165. Mac is a soiled fool,Copy !req
166. and I am a gorgeous girl
with big cans,Copy !req
167. and I'm banging
all the fishermen in sight
for fish.Copy !req
168. And I'm also being catty
with all the women
in the game,Copy !req
169. like I'm a Real Housewife.Copy !req
170. Look, Dennis. I-I'm 6'10".Copy !req
171. I've always wanted to be 6'10".Copy !req
172. Hey, look, Mac.
You're 5'9".Copy !req
173. And, Frank, you're a man...
An ugly old man!Copy !req
174. You're not understanding this,
Dennis,Copy !req
175. but... I think I have something
that could help you
wrap your head around it.Copy !req
176. ♪♪Copy !req
177. I've never had
my hair cut in a bedroom.Copy !req
178. Well, one thing
I've learned from cutting hair
all these years, Danielle,Copy !req
179. is you don't have to go
to a high-end salon...Copy !req
180. to get a high-end
salon-quality cut.Copy !req
181. - Why are we watching Dennis's sex tape?
- Shh.Copy !req
182. It's cold.
I know. Well,
we'll make it hot in a minute.Copy !req
183. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
184. Well, don't...Copy !req
185. Well, it's always...
there's always so much...
so much preamble.Copy !req
186. Okay, here we go.
Oh. Oh. Um, all right.Copy !req
187. - All right.
- Whoa.Copy !req
188. Now, Dennis,
how does this make you feel?Copy !req
189. Powerful.
Yes.Copy !req
190. Of course. But how does it
affect you... sexually?Copy !req
191. - I'm very aroused right now.
- I, too, am aroused.Copy !req
192. I'm starting
to swell up.
Yeah.Copy !req
193. See, now all three of us
are aroused, and there's not
a woman in the room.Copy !req
194. See, this is no different
than sports or video games.Copy !req
195. It's all a virtual experience.Copy !req
196. No, no, no. Bullshit.
This was real, okay?Copy !req
197. This happened.
I did this.Copy !req
198. All right? I drew this woman in,
I styled her hair, I entered her
with almost no resistance.Copy !req
199. I did these things.Copy !req
200. You say it's real,
but what even is reality?Copy !req
201. Yeah, who knows?
We don't even know
if we're in this room.Copy !req
202. We could be
in a turtle's dream
in outer space.Copy !req
203. What are you talking about?
I'm gonna go out into
the real world again today...Copy !req
204. and have real experiences.Copy !req
205. I'm gonna draw those people in
to me, okay?Copy !req
206. A turtle's dream.
That's crazy. Lunacy.Copy !req
207. ♪ All night ♪Copy !req
208. ♪ All night long ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
209. ♪ Yeah ♪♪Copy !req
210. Tell me something,
Queen of Thrones,Copy !req
211. how about we stop being enemies,
we start becoming
friends here, huh?Copy !req
212. Charlie, I just got a new nose,Copy !req
213. and I'm flying to Miami
to get my lips inflated.Copy !req
214. Can you hang on one second?
Dee, what are you buying?Copy !req
215. - How are you paying for that?
- We have plenty of money.Copy !req
216. I know we have money.
We have money because I...Copy !req
217. All right.
You know what? Yes, fine.Copy !req
218. Buy your lips,
buy your noses,
buy whatever you're gonna buy.Copy !req
219. Don't interrupt me when I'm
running our tribe, okay? 'Cause
that's kind of a big deal.Copy !req
220. I know. I'm sorry.
So don't interrupt.Copy !req
221. Okay.
Do me a favor, refill my bowl
of energy balls, okay?Copy !req
222. - Please. Make yourself useful.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
223. Sorry about that,
Queen of Thrones. Let me step
into my office here.Copy !req
224. Hey, bitch!Copy !req
225. Frank, you are SweetPeaches69?Copy !req
226. How did you get
so many followers?Copy !req
227. What can I say?
Some girls are more popular
than others.Copy !req
228. Are you wearing a mink coat?Copy !req
229. What, this old thing?Copy !req
230. Guy gave it to me
for going down on him.Copy !req
231. I've been getting
a lot of gifts lately.Copy !req
232. I just got sent
a whole box
of peaches...Copy !req
233. Real ones.Copy !req
234. I'm eating like
a goddamn islander.Copy !req
235. I'm living a pretty classy life
these days.Copy !req
236. Ooh, you should come
to my party.Copy !req
237. I'm gonna meet a lot of
my online friends there.Copy !req
238. It's gonna be
a very classy affair,Copy !req
239. but you can come anyway.Copy !req
240. Well, look,
we could sit here, we could talk
cheesesteaks all day long,Copy !req
241. but maybe you and I could
get together at my bar, settle
these things once and for all.Copy !req
242. Charlie, we gotta talk.
Whoa!Copy !req
243. We're going to a party...
a real one.
Frank's throwing it.Copy !req
244. Yes, I know what's going on.
I know everything
that's happening.Copy !req
245. Do you know he has
a bunch of followers?Copy !req
246. Do you know that he's parading
around in a mink coat,
and he humiliated me?Copy !req
247. I'm a queen, okay?
I should be the one
wearing mink,Copy !req
248. and I should be
throwing digs at him.Copy !req
249. You know what I mean?
I should have
a lot more followers.Copy !req
250. You want mink, Dee?
Yeah.Copy !req
251. You want a mink coat?
You want a nice,
real mink coat?Copy !req
252. You know, not a virtual one
like Frank?Copy !req
253. Don't dick around.
Are you serious?
I'm dead serious.Copy !req
254. I trade with a guy online.
He has a clothing store.Copy !req
255. I could give him some crops,
maybe a follower or two,
and he'll give you a mink coat.Copy !req
256. For me? A mink coat?
Would you like that?Copy !req
257. I would love that.
You would like that,
wouldn't you?Copy !req
258. Yeah, yeah.
You know how that's
not gonna happen?Copy !req
259. What?
It's not gonna happen if I'm not
playing the goddamn game!Copy !req
260. Because when
I'm not playing the game,Copy !req
261. people are attacking
our tribe, okay?
Yeah.Copy !req
262. And that's a lot of pressure.
That's a lot of stress.Copy !req
263. Too much. It's too much for you.
And we could lose everything.
We could lose everything...Copy !req
264. that we have worked for...Copy !req
265. Everything!
I wasn't thinking.Copy !req
266. No, you're not really
the thinking kind though.Copy !req
267. I'm kind of the thinking one
in the relationship, so...
Right. Thank you.Copy !req
268. Be pretty.
You know, talk to me right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
269. Get my energy balls.Copy !req
270. - Unbelievable.
- Hey, Charlie.
We need to talk, dude.Copy !req
271. Well, well, well.Copy !req
272. - If it isn't the soiled fool.
- Frank told you about that?Copy !req
273. Uh, no. Everyone's
talking about it online.
It's hilarious.Copy !req
274. You destroyed your computer.
You bashed it to bits. I'm
assuming it got you in the eye.Copy !req
275. - Is that what's going on there?
- It bashed me back
a little bit.Copy !req
276. - You should win those fights.
You shouldn't lose...
- I did win!Copy !req
277. It just got
a couple good shots in.
Hey, Charlie. Hey.Copy !req
278. Hey, listen, I want
to tell you something.
What are you doing? Um, Dee...Copy !req
279. Yeah?
You're not gonna offer
our guest any?Copy !req
280. Of course I... Of course.
That's what I was doing.
Yeah.Copy !req
281. Hey, Mac. Hey, did you...
did you want
an energy ball or two?Copy !req
282. Yeah.
Go ahead. Have as many
as you want... Is that enough?Copy !req
283. Yeah, that's good.
Okay.Copy !req
284. There you go.
Here you go.
You need to fuel up.Copy !req
285. Have a bunch of balls.
Yeah, I do. Thank you.Copy !req
286. Okay.
Thank you.Copy !req
287. Don't touch.
No, no. I know.
I didn't mean that.Copy !req
288. - And stop groveling. Just...
- Let me know
if you need anything.Copy !req
289. You're not pretty
when you do that, so...Copy !req
290. Wow!Copy !req
291. You, like, totally
psychologically,
like, annihilated her.Copy !req
292. Now look.Copy !req
293. You're good at building.
I'm good at destroying.
We should totally team up.Copy !req
294. Wait. You know what?Copy !req
295. Can you do me a favor?
Can you watch her
for a little while...Copy !req
296. while I go meet a girl
that I met online?Copy !req
297. - A real girl?
- Yeah, real girl.Copy !req
298. - She's probably fat. Fat girl?
- She's probably very fat.Copy !req
299. Most likely a fat girl.
If she's got any fat friends,
I'm into that.Copy !req
300. - If she has any fat friends,
I'll let you know.
- Or ugly.Copy !req
301. - Yeah. Or ugly.
- If they're sick,
that's fine too.Copy !req
302. Yeah, or ugly or sick or...
or male or female, or whatever
it is that you like.Copy !req
303. That's not the point.
The point is,
you know how women get.Copy !req
304. You know, she catches wind
that I'm meeting a girl,
she's gonna go...Copy !req
305. Oh, totally, totally.
I hate women.Copy !req
306. Yeah, I know that
you feel that way, but...Copy !req
307. do what I'm asking,
and then I can help you out
with the game.Copy !req
308. Okay. Do what?Copy !req
309. - Watch Dee.
- Oh. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
310. Hello. Hi.
Anyone?Copy !req
311. Come on. Hello. Hi.Copy !req
312. It's unbelievable.
Does anybody
want to experience this?Copy !req
313. Anyone want to experience me?
For real?Copy !req
314. Oasis Sensory Deprivation.Copy !req
315. Enter a new dimension.Copy !req
316. Change your perception.Copy !req
317. Experience a new reality.Copy !req
318. Experience a new reality.Copy !req
319. Stop getting invested
in fake realities.Copy !req
320. - I'm 6'10".
- You're 5'9".Copy !req
321. What even is reality?Copy !req
322. - Oh.
- This is real.Copy !req
323. How do you do?Copy !req
324. We could be in a turtle's dream
in outer space.Copy !req
325. What is real?Copy !req
326. Is this real? Am I?Copy !req
327. Who are you?Copy !req
328. Oh, I'm you.Copy !req
329. Oh.Copy !req
330. That's an amazing accent.Copy !req
331. I like yours as well.Copy !req
332. I think I know what reality is,
but maybe I don't.Copy !req
333. Everything in life is becoming
more and more virtual.Copy !req
334. Aw, don't be such a wanker.Copy !req
335. Life is all in your mind.Copy !req
336. If you believe it to be real,
then it's real.Copy !req
337. I'm so confused, British Dennis.Copy !req
338. You create your own reality.Copy !req
339. I've known beggars
to be kings
and kings to be beggars,Copy !req
340. all because they believed it so.Copy !req
341. It's your choice.Copy !req
342. It's my choice.Copy !req
343. It's your universe.Copy !req
344. It's my universe.Copy !req
345. And you are God.Copy !req
346. I...Copy !req
347. am God.Copy !req
348. Oh. No, no.
Oh. Oh, no.Copy !req
349. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
350. Charlie?Copy !req
351. Hey.Copy !req
352. Julie, right?Copy !req
353. The Queen of Thrones!Copy !req
354. The second most powerful
player in the game.Copy !req
355. And you are
the Mighty Rat Slayer.Copy !req
356. 'Tis I! 'Tis I!
It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
357. Yeah, I'm sorry...
I'm sorry. I haven't had
a chance to tidy myself.Copy !req
358. You know,
when you're playing the game,
you get caught up and...Copy !req
359. Have a seat.
Have a seat.
Okay.Copy !req
360. Wow, this is...
It's cool to meet someone
from the game, you know.Copy !req
361. I brought you something.
You did?Copy !req
362. It's nothing really.
It's just, um,Copy !req
363. the best cheesesteak
in Philadelphia.Copy !req
364. You dog!Copy !req
365. Uh, I'll be the judge
of that, all right?
You little rascal, you.Copy !req
366. I don't normally meet people
from the game, but...
Right.Copy !req
367. You seem like
such a nice guy.
Thanks. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
368. You know...Copy !req
369. This is embarrassing,
but I got you something too,
you know.Copy !req
370. I don't want...
I don't want to make you
feel weird, but here.Copy !req
371. Oh. How thoughtful.
I wonder what it is.Copy !req
372. It's not much.
Just a box of spiders.Copy !req
373. What the hell?
Well, while we've been sitting here,Copy !req
374. my followers have
burned your land,Copy !req
375. they've raped your people,
and they've destroyed
your tribe.Copy !req
376. You thought you could make
a move on me, Queen of Thrones?
Well, you were wrong.Copy !req
377. What? I just wanted
to have lunch with you.Copy !req
378. Oh, right.Copy !req
379. Oh, let's have lunch
because we're hungry,
and we want to eat food.Copy !req
380. Bullshit!
You think I'd give up
all this for lunch?Copy !req
381. You stupid, fat pig.
I'm not fat.Copy !req
382. No, you're not fat, but you...
You were supposed to be.Copy !req
383. My friend Mac
said you'd be fat.
Whatever. You're a dick.Copy !req
384. And your breath
smells like dog food.Copy !req
385. Whatever, you bitch!Copy !req
386. I got the power now!Copy !req
387. I'm doing good in the game,
so I'm doing good in life!Copy !req
388. Oh. Look who's here.Copy !req
389. Well, it's nice that you came.
A little overdressed.Copy !req
390. You said this was
a classy affair, Frank.Copy !req
391. It was a classy affair
until you showed up.Copy !req
392. You bitch.Copy !req
393. Where are your
101 dalmatians tonight?Copy !req
394. He's better
at the zings than you.Copy !req
395. That bitch.
I totally burned her.
All right, Dee.Copy !req
396. Give me your phone,
give me your headset.
I gotta get back online ASAP.Copy !req
397. I just made
some big things happen.
Big things, baby! Boom!Copy !req
398. No.Copy !req
399. She's not with you anymore, bro.Copy !req
400. Hold on. Shut up.
Wh-Why is the soiled fool
talking to me?Copy !req
401. I don't need you anymore,
Charlie.
I'd like a divorce.Copy !req
402. Ooh!
Ooh! Juicy!Copy !req
403. Wait.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
404. I know you were
gonna leave me
for the Queen of Thrones,Copy !req
405. so I've slept with Mac
to humiliate you.Copy !req
406. She's humiliated you and herself
by sleeping with me.Copy !req
407. - I'm good at the game now.
- Oh, my God, Dee.
You stupid idiot.Copy !req
408. Do you have a brain
in your head?Copy !req
409. I was tricking that girl
so that I could destroy
her tribe.Copy !req
410. We're the most powerful tribe
in the whole game now!
What are you doing?Copy !req
411. You know, I-I guess
maybe I hadn't really thought
the whole thing through.Copy !req
412. No, you didn't think!
Because you don't think!Copy !req
413. You're just a stupid
kept housewife, okay?Copy !req
414. Zing it, girl!Copy !req
415. Frank, shut the hell up!Copy !req
416. How dare you
all conspire against me!Copy !req
417. How dare you!
You know what?
I want everyone out.Copy !req
418. Everyone get out of
my apartment, okay?Copy !req
419. No, not you,
not you and not you.
The three of you, sit.Copy !req
420. Get out!Copy !req
421. Okay, I think
we can all agree...Copy !req
422. that this game is the most
important thing that ever
happened to us, right?Copy !req
423. Absolutely, yeah.
It's very important.Copy !req
424. - That's true.
- It's a hugely important thing.Copy !req
425. So, because I'm a nice guy,Copy !req
426. you know,
'cause I'm a cool dude,Copy !req
427. I'll let you live, all right?Copy !req
428. But, Mac and Frank,
you gotta give me your shares
of Paddy's Pub. Done!Copy !req
429. What?
Yes!Copy !req
430. And, Dee,
you're gonna have to do all
the Charlie work in the bar...Copy !req
431. from here till...
oh, I don't know...
how's eternity sound?Copy !req
432. Stop, Charlie!Copy !req
433. - This game has gone on...
- long enough.Copy !req
434. - Oh, shit.
- Are you doing an accent?Copy !req
435. - Yeah, I was doing a British...
It was a British accent.
- That was British?Copy !req
436. I had it so good in my head.
Oh, I was doing
a really good British accent.Copy !req
437. Doesn't matter. Anyway...Copy !req
438. Charlie, you think
you have all the power?Copy !req
439. Well, you don't.Copy !req
440. You see, the only thing
bigger than a king...Copy !req
441. is a god.Copy !req
442. You think you're a god?
I'm the one who's thriving,
Dennis.Copy !req
443. I mean, look at me.Copy !req
444. You look like you're covered
in Hawaiian Punch.Copy !req
445. Yeah?Copy !req
446. - Yeah.
- Mmm.Copy !req
447. I am the god
of my own universe,
Charlie.Copy !req
448. I decide my own reality,
and I've decided all
of your realities as well.Copy !req
449. So, you see, I unplugged it.Copy !req
450. You... unplugged reality?Copy !req
451. I don't understand
what he's saying.
Me neither.Copy !req
452. I just... I deleted
all of your characters
from the game.Copy !req
453. - What?
- I erased all your people.Copy !req
454. - How did you do that?
- Well, it was easy.Copy !req
455. You guys all have the same
password... "paddyspub."
Shit.Copy !req
456. Oh, that's my password
for everything.
Mine too.Copy !req
457. Yeah.
Why would you do that though?Copy !req
458. Why would you delete
our characters?Copy !req
459. Because the goddamn game
was irritating to me.Copy !req
460. I thought it was really stupid,
and it really is just, you know,Copy !req
461. sort of that simple,
so I ended the game, you know.Copy !req
462. That's the end.Copy !req
463. Doesn't have to
be a whole big thing
every single time, you know.Copy !req
464. That's life.
That's just sort of how...
how shit goes.Copy !req
465. Sometimes things
just sort of... end.Copy !req
466. ♪ All night long ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
467. ♪ All night
All night long ♪Copy !req
468. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
469. ♪ All night long ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
470. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
471. ♪ All night long ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
472. ♪ All night ♪Copy !req
473. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
474. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
475. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
476. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
477. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
478. ♪ All night ♪Copy !req
479. ♪ All night ♪
♪ All night ♪Copy !req
480. ♪ All night ♪♪Copy !req