1. Hey, knock, knock.
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2. Oh, hi, Charlie.
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3. Hey, Ma.
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4. Listen, you're doing me a solid
offering to do this laundry, all right?
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5. Well, we never get to talk.
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6. That's why I offered.
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8. Hello.
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9. Hey, Mac's here.
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10. He brought his laundry.
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11. Thanks a bundle, Mrs. Kelly.
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12. I got Frank's stuff, Dee's stuff, Dennis'
stuff, so you're gonna be working.
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13. Oh, okay, well, what I wanted to talk to you about...
Ooh, talky, talky, talky,
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17. Yeah, we got to go back to
Paddy's and polish off a couple
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Beers, you know, but hey.
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folded and good and done.
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23. Yeah, but I got to... I'm sorry. What?
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24. I have lung cancer.
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25. What?
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26. But how?
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one of those freak things.
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John said that he could tell I
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of stress and that my heart was
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that if he wasn't psychic?
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money for your dumb psychic.
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34. But he says I'm gonna have a
tremendous windfall of cash.
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you lost this month, Frank?
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what do you call it?
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I just don't understand why
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mom is directly responsible.
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move them in together, so you
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whatever reason, is just not...
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grabbing me right now.
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doctor that can cure the cancer
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68. 4,200 bucks? To cure cancer?
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73. Come on, people take advantage of old
people and scam them all the time.
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that earlier that were sharp,
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I'm talking about?
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brains turn to mush, and then
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take advantage of them.
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bucks you were excited to give
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90. Yeah.
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92. I mean, your mom's totally screwing
my mom again with this doctor scam.
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93. No, it's not a scam, Charlie.
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94. She's been seeing this guy for
years, and she doesn't have cancer.
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95. Yeah, I got to say, though, this is a
strange place for a doctor's office.
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98. Dr. Jinx is the name of
a monkey, not a man.
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100. He lives in a garage?
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101. Yeah. Guys, look, let's just
give him a shot, all right?
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we see, we reassess.
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104. Oh, I'm sorry.
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is, uh, this is weird.
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doctor, they don't think of a
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surrounded by houseplants.
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115. Yeah, or I think of an Indian guy.
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anything other than black.
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118. Is that racist?
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120. Your parents ain't let you watch The
Cosby Show when you was coming up?
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121. Oh, my parents would never have
let me watch something like that.
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who's living in a garage
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125. Hey, hey, now, look, here's my deal: I
use ancient homeopathic remedies derived
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128. Homeopathic from Mother Earth, huh?
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that's burning me up good.
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131. Oh, shit.
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132. Well, that's not eczema.
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133. What you have there, my
friend, that's sailor's rot.
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you've been to Haiti?
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137. Never. I've never been to...
I've been to Kensington.
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did you have intercourse with
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nights, or prostitutes?
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140. No. No. I have... Don't worry about it.
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Mother Earth that would be
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have feelings again 'cause I'm
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149. Oh, you want feelings?
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150. Oh, I have something for that.
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151. Dr. Jinx got something for feelings.
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has real problems.
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158. Oh, I got it.
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need to turn to next.
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160. Holy, holy, holy.
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and earth are full of your glory.
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a real solution to our problem.
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knock some emotion loose.
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say that; now kneel.
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goes as she pleases?
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name in vain; now, stand.
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190. Yes, and give me some
money for the baskets.
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Thank you, thank you.
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give us money, you know?
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money; it takes it, all right?
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202. Son of a bitch!
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getting people all confused.
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someone in your life.
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No, I'm getting a Da... Dennis?
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or an enemy.
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He's my brother.
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my windfall of cash?
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yet how you get the cash.
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Oh, shit.
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to really get the whole picture.
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new shoes and I remembered
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you that hundred bucks.
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and you said you changed your
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another hundred, so where is it?
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Super Bowl this year?
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three pairs of shoes this month.
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your left pocket; you have 57
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clipped someone's side mirror
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spirit is still very much alive.
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know about that.
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do always enjoy the little wafers.
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consuming the actual body of Christ.
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Jesus Christ every Sunday, that's...
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believe that Christ comes back
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of a bowl of crackers, and then
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drank his blood; that's a part of...
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but he's a great doctor.
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completely cleared up.
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if you wouldn't mind.
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give us some money, okay?
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ring; can we have the ring?
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I will pray for his sins.
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scam or that scam, you know.
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people are giving to the church.
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money for your mom at Paddy's.
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and watered-down beer.
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guilt by playing up your mom's
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raise a bunch of money to give
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money buried in the dog's grave?
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buried all over the city.
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five grand in here.
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stuff hidden all over the city.
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quinceañeras, but it's very expensive.
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for what you already own?
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this makeup, and wear a bald cap.
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feel sorry for you, right?
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so it plays better for our audience.
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Hollywood stuff, all right?
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big charity kind of guy.
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that's going to grab people, you
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Artemis, what are you doing?
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not going to be good for her lungs.
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used to smoke around me.
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447. We are Dr. Jinx, and we'll
be back in a minute.
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448. All right.
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449. All right, that's good stuff.
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450. Good stuff, hey... everybody give it
up one more time for Dr. Jinx, huh?
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451. Dr. Jinx.
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452. The man with a band
named after himself.
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453. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
we all know why we're here.
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454. To celebrate the beautiful life
of the beautiful Bonnie Kelly.
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455. But I'd like to take a moment,
if-if you'll indulge me.
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456. I learned something very important
today, and it just dawned on me.
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457. I want to talk about faith.
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458. Right on.
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459. It's not about... whether
something is true, or-or based
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460. in fact, or reality, or the laws
of physics, or nature, or-or
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461. even basic common sense.
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462. It's about whether or not we're dumb
enough to believe in it that matters.
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463. Oh, folks, who the hell am I
to say that there is no God?
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464. Who am I?
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465. Or to say that anybody's belief in the
church doesn't make their life better?
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466. Maybe it does.
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467. Or that this man, Dr. Jinx...
who am I to say that he can't
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468. cure diseases with his sorcery?
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469. I don't know.
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470. I say, maybe he can.
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471. And I believe that maybe he can.
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472. Ladies and gentlemen, if we believe...
if we just believe...
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473. then we can do anything!
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474. Oh, yeah, ladies and
gentlemen, I feel it now!
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475. Do you feel it?
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476. Do you feel the spirit?
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477. Do you feel the invisible things
around you that don't really exist?
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478. Oh, it doesn't matter!
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479. Dr. Jinx feels it, yeah!
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480. Woo, I feel good!
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481. Yeah!
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482. We feel magnificent, yeah!
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483. And we can cure cancer with plants.
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484. Amen.
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485. Mm, thank you so much.
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486. Thank you so much.
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487. Oh, oh-oh-oh.
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488. Dennis, that was amazing, dude.
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489. I am so proud of you.
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490. You are feeling again.
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491. No.
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492. I meant none of it.
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493. Let's go, Mom, come on.
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494. Just read the speech.
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495. I don't think I can do this.
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496. You-you can do it.
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497. You'll be great.
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498. My... my mom has a speech!
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499. "Thank you all for coming to
our Beef and Beer and Jesus.
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500. As you know, I'm as sick as a
three-legged dog on the streets of India.
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501. Any minute, my lungs are going
to sizzle, pop, and disintegrate
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502. into a liquid lung and
organ gumbo soup."
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503. That was my line.
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504. Nice.
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505. Mm.
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506. Charlie, I can't do this.
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507. Just get to the money part.
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508. All right, just get
the money part done.
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509. "Give me money.
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510. Money me.
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511. Money now.
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512. Me a money needing a lot now."
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513. That was Charlie's line.
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514. Yeah.
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515. Eh.
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516. Charlie, I-I can't do this.
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517. Doing great.
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518. Doing great.
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519. I have a confession to
make to all of you.
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520. Don't do it, bitch!
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521. I don't have cancer.
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522. What?
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523. We're the ones that broke
the Virgin Mary statue.
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524. We accidentally hit it with our car.
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525. Mm... We were trying to raise
money to get it fixed.
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526. That's just crazy.
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527. You could've just told me the
story about hitting the statue.
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528. I mean, where did you
come up with this idea?
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529. Well, I learned everything
by watching you.
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530. Well, I... Oh... Aw, shit,
I did do that, huh?
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531. Yeah, you totally... you
pulled that shit on us, too.
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532. Well... You son of a bitch.
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533. That's no excuse.
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534. Yeah, well, at least you didn't
try and grift a doctor, though.
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535. No, no, I never actually
said I was a doctor.
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536. He is the goddamn church gardener.
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537. A gardener?
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538. I guess that would explain this.
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539. Oh!
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540. Oh, Jesus... I was gonna
talk to you about that.
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541. I'm really sorry.
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542. You had my back up against the
wall, I had to spray you with a
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543. heavy dose of pesticide.
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544. Put some aloe vera gel on there, a
little bit of vitamin D... What?
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545. He doesn't know that.
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546. He doesn't know that.
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547. Don't get a diagnosis from him now.
Why... how would you know that?
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548. Goddamn it.
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549. Dennis. Dennis!
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550. Mom's alive.
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551. She faked her own death to steal
Frank's money, and we think it's
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553. That dirty whore.
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554. Everybody get a goddamn shovel!
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555. This is such a perfect place for
that bitch to hide my money.
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556. Oh, Psychic John talked about this.
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557. He said I was gonna come into a
windfall of cash, and it's all in here.
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558. Yeah, and then we can use some
of that cash to pay for the
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559. statue that our moms broke, Charlie.
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560. All right!
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561. You guys ready?
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562. Crack it open, Charlie.
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563. Charlie, Charlie...
Show me the
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565. Ah, shit!
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566. No! No!
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567. Mommy, Mommy!
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568. Ah! I grifted ya!
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569. What are you talking about?
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570. I paid off the psychic.
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571. I buried the money in the dog grave.
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572. My mommy, my
mommy's a skeleton!
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573. I grifted your asses good because
you said I was slipping.
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574. I feel too much!
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575. I feel too much!
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576. You made me dig up my dead mother
because I said you were losing it?
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577. Score one for the old people.
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578. Ha ha!
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579. Wait a minute.
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