1. I just... I can't
believe you just bought, like,Copy !req
2. another ridiculous ugly car.Copy !req
3. You are lucky I am
letting you into my goddamn...Copy !req
4. Oh, shit, okay, okay, here
she comes, here she comes.Copy !req
5. Okay, see, what is she doing?Copy !req
6. She appears to be delivering food.Copy !req
7. No. That's not what I'm
saying... I know that.Copy !req
8. She's actually delivering Indian
food now... it's a good gig.Copy !req
9. But I mean, why is she
not locking up her bike?Copy !req
10. This is a bad neighborhood.Copy !req
11. Oh, shit.Copy !req
12. Okay, look at this guy.Copy !req
13. He's totally gonna steal it.Copy !req
14. I got to move.Copy !req
15. What are you talking about?Copy !req
16. Keep it moving, guy!Copy !req
17. Goddamn it!Copy !req
18. Charlie!Copy !req
19. What are you doing here?Copy !req
20. You're just leaving your bike unlocked?Copy !req
21. I'm protecting it so
it doesn't get stolen!Copy !req
22. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
23. I'm done.Copy !req
24. I am so done with this.Copy !req
25. You need to stop stalking me.Copy !req
26. You need to leave me alone.Copy !req
27. Look... do you have any idea
what a mess your life would beCopy !req
28. if I wasn't always helping you out?Copy !req
29. I keep a list.Copy !req
30. I keep a list of things
that I do, okay?Copy !req
31. I watch your bike so it
doesn't get stolen, okay?Copy !req
32. I put, uh... I put vitamins in your
shampoo so your hair doesn't fall out.Copy !req
33. I test your food so it
doesn't get poisoned.Copy !req
34. Charlie! Listen to me.Copy !req
35. I am finished.Copy !req
36. Stop following me.Copy !req
37. Do you want me to be happy?Copy !req
38. Do you want me to be happy?Copy !req
39. Yes!Copy !req
40. Then stop being around
every time I turn around!Copy !req
41. You have to leave me alone!Copy !req
42. You want me to be, like, gone forever?Copy !req
43. Yes. Do you hear me?Copy !req
44. Yeah, I hear you. It's... Okay.Copy !req
45. Okay, so this is good-bye?Copy !req
46. Yeah. Good-bye, I guess.Copy !req
47. Great.Copy !req
48. Okay, good. Thank you.Copy !req
49. Bye. Goddamn.Copy !req
50. (laughing): Charlie.Copy !req
51. Oh, shit, she slammed you, huh?Copy !req
52. Do you want to follow
her around some more?Copy !req
53. Nah, whatever, she's, like...
she's right, you know?Copy !req
54. Can we just go back to the bar, Dee?Copy !req
55. Mm, no, I'd like to follow her around.Copy !req
56. Uh... goddamn it!Copy !req
57. If you don't have car insurance,
you better have dental because ICopy !req
58. am gonna smash your teeth into dust!Copy !req
59. So sorry, that
was completely my fault.Copy !req
60. Yeah, it's goddamn your fault, I...
Oh... look at you. My God.Copy !req
61. I'm Trevor.Copy !req
62. This is my sister Ruby.Copy !req
63. Hi.Copy !req
64. Hi.Copy !req
65. Hi.Copy !req
66. Hi.Copy !req
67. Oh, geez.Copy !req
68. No. I don't understand.Copy !req
69. None of this is making any sense.Copy !req
70. Dude... what is not
to understand, okay?Copy !req
71. We got in an accident, right?Copy !req
72. They felt a little bad about it,
one thing led to another, theyCopy !req
73. asked us out to, like, a dinner date.Copy !req
74. Who are these people exactly?Copy !req
75. - Trevor and Ruby Taft. Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
76. What do you mean "Taft"?Copy !req
77. Like... the Taft family?Copy !req
78. I don't know.Copy !req
79. Yeah, Taft family, yes.Copy !req
80. That's a good get, Charlie.Copy !req
81. I'm rich, but these people
are in the stratosphere.Copy !req
82. Yeah, my whole
family was a Taft family.Copy !req
83. My uncles and grandfathers and cousins
all worked for TaftCo Enterprises.Copy !req
84. My uncle even drowned in a
vat of their molten steel.Copy !req
85. He didn't drown, he burned up.Copy !req
86. Yeah, he probably burned.Copy !req
87. Yeah, I don't think he drowned.Copy !req
88. Either way, this is a
great opportunity, okay?Copy !req
89. Do not screw this up, because if
you get into a family like this,Copy !req
90. it's like becoming royalty.Copy !req
91. What's the plan for the date?Copy !req
92. The... I mean, no plans.Copy !req
93. We were just gonna be ourselves.Copy !req
94. Ha!Copy !req
95. Don't.Copy !req
96. Do not be yourself.Copy !req
97. No, no, no, that's terrible.Copy !req
98. Be anybody but yourselves.Copy !req
99. Anybody!Copy !req
100. Charlie, do not eat any cheese or
any cheese-like substances, okay?Copy !req
101. If you see any cheese,
you run away from it!Copy !req
102. Dee, do not be a drunk, punchy
whore, okay, you whore?Copy !req
103. But... No, there's no buts!Copy !req
104. There's no buts.Copy !req
105. Do not screw this up for me... for you...
for all of us.Copy !req
106. What is the plan for the date?Copy !req
107. I guess we'll become one
of them or something.Copy !req
108. Now, uh, as I understand it, your
family came over on the Mayflower?Copy !req
109. Um, yes, they can actually be traced
back to the original settlement.Copy !req
110. Oh, yeah. Well, I imagine they
destroyed many an Indian.Copy !req
111. Mm.Copy !req
112. I too sort of have distaste
for the Indians, you know?Copy !req
113. They're savage things.Copy !req
114. They're nasty, really.Copy !req
115. Right, right, they needed
to be exterminated.Copy !req
116. I mean, you hate to say it, but...
You do hate to, but it's the truth.Copy !req
117. So congratulations to your family.Copy !req
118. Uh, my family, uh, we were...
we were a rail road family.Copy !req
119. That's right, the Vandervelts
were a distant relative.Copy !req
120. Right, yeah.Copy !req
121. Well, and I, too, am of a large...
um, money-ful family.Copy !req
122. He, too.Copy !req
123. Shippers of-of goods and, uh...
Services.Copy !req
124. Builders of... tall... Buildings.Copy !req
125. Would anyone like a drink?Copy !req
126. A drink? No, thank you.Copy !req
127. No, thank you, never will I drink.Copy !req
128. Whoop! Mm... (chuckles)Copy !req
129. It's all right.Copy !req
130. That's all right.Copy !req
131. Is he all right?Copy !req
132. Just talk about a different...
I can ignore the cheese.Copy !req
133. It's not... I'm sorry, I can't do it!Copy !req
134. All right, then screw it.Copy !req
135. 'Cause I've been eying
this guy all night long.Copy !req
136. Excuse me, oh!Copy !req
137. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
138. We've been putting on airs.Copy !req
139. I know I come across,
like, super fancy.Copy !req
140. I'm not.Copy !req
141. We're not the blue blood fancy
types that you think that we are.Copy !req
142. Thank God!Copy !req
143. We thought we made a huge mistake.Copy !req
144. We like you guys 'cause you aren't
anything like the people that we know.Copy !req
145. Really?Copy !req
146. Yes.Copy !req
147. Oh, my God.Copy !req
148. Oh, shit, that is such a relief
because look at this pit stain.Copy !req
149. I mean, we're, like,
totally, like, normal.Copy !req
150. Oh, I'm sweating like...
You like this pit stain?Copy !req
151. That's nasty, yo!Copy !req
152. I've got bodily functions, I'm sorry!Copy !req
153. Hey, guys, can we do some shots?Copy !req
154. Yes! I would love to do some shots.Copy !req
155. Right, see, we're getting after it now!Copy !req
156. We're getting after it!Copy !req
157. No, no, see, this doesn't add up.Copy !req
158. This does not make any sense.Copy !req
159. Why is this going well?Copy !req
160. Can the girl not smell Charlie?Copy !req
161. Can the guy not see Dee?Copy !req
162. Something's fishy.Copy !req
163. Dennis, don't poke holes in this, okay?Copy !req
164. This is like Lady Di being
plucked from the streets likeCopy !req
165. the trash she was and the trash
that Charlie and Dee are.Copy !req
166. No, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
167. I know what's going on here, guys.Copy !req
168. Now this makes sense.Copy !req
169. See, I know what's happening here.Copy !req
170. This is a Les Liaisons Dangereuses.Copy !req
171. Oh, shit!Copy !req
172. A what?Copy !req
173. Dangerous Liaisons.Copy !req
174. What is that?Copy !req
175. The movie.Copy !req
176. I don't know that movie.Copy !req
177. It was like-like Cruel Intentions.Copy !req
178. She's All That?Copy !req
179. Can't Buy Me Love?Copy !req
180. Almost any movie made in the late '90s?Copy !req
181. Guys, guys, these are the games
that rich people with nothingCopy !req
182. but time on their hands play
with people that they perceiveCopy !req
183. to be below them.Copy !req
184. That girl is just toying with Charlie.Copy !req
185. She's gonna crush him.Copy !req
186. Yeah, I hate to say it,
but I think you're right.Copy !req
187. What about Dee?Copy !req
188. What, Dee?Copy !req
189. No, she's constantly being crushed.Copy !req
190. She'll bounce back, she always does.Copy !req
191. Or she won't. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
192. I don't care about that.Copy !req
193. All I care about is Charlie here.Copy !req
194. Now, guys, we got to
dig a little deeper.Copy !req
195. Oh!Copy !req
196. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
197. Oh, look at this.Copy !req
198. Look at this. Shall we?Copy !req
199. You're going.Copy !req
200. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
201. No, you guys are going, right?Copy !req
202. No. Get in the car and leave.Copy !req
203. No, we' c Ping with.Copy !req
204. Don't glom onto this.Copy !req
205. Hi, you guys.Copy !req
206. Hey, you brought some friends.Copy !req
207. No. No. No, not friends. Hobos.Copy !req
208. Yeah. Come on in. The
more, the merrier.Copy !req
209. You guys up for some tennis?Copy !req
210. Yeah!Copy !req
211. Yeah. You got booze?Copy !req
212. You got food?Copy !req
213. You got stuff to eat?Copy !req
214. All right.Copy !req
215. All right, Frank, I'll play
on Ruby's team, and over theCopy !req
216. course of the game, I'll subtly extract
her plan to humiliate Charlie.Copy !req
217. I'll get her.Copy !req
218. Oh, yes, I will definitely have her.Copy !req
219. Whoa, whoa, Dennis, you're
not gonna hit on her, right?Copy !req
220. Huh? No, no.Copy !req
221. Look, you sounded like you
were gonna try to bang her.Copy !req
222. I'm not gonna hit on her, okay?
I'm not gonna try and bang her.Copy !req
223. - Don't. Don't do it.
- Just, will you trust me?Copy !req
224. Whoa!Copy !req
225. Come on! Come on, Frank!Copy !req
226. Oh, hey, stay on that side
when the ball comes to you.Copy !req
227. No.Copy !req
228. Ball!Copy !req
229. Damn it!Copy !req
230. Hey, yo, Ruby.Copy !req
231. Time out, time out.Copy !req
232. Let's take a little break.Copy !req
233. Yeah?Copy !req
234. Let's take a little breather.Copy !req
235. I thought you said you
were good at this.Copy !req
236. I am good.Copy !req
237. It's just, you know, this shirt
is, like, ridiculously-tight,Copy !req
238. and it's restricting my play, so, I
think I'm just gonna pop it off.Copy !req
239. Oh.Copy !req
240. What do you think about this?Copy !req
241. About what?Copy !req
242. What I'm presenting you.Copy !req
243. I think you look really pale.
Do you need some sunscreen?Copy !req
244. Well, it's the first of the season.Copy !req
245. I haven't had a chance to get
a base going, you know...?Copy !req
246. Dennis? Dennis?Copy !req
247. What do you think of the pecs?
What do you think of...?Copy !req
248. - Dennis?
- What?Copy !req
249. Come here!Copy !req
250. Give me a second, all right?Copy !req
251. What?Copy !req
252. I thought you said you
weren't gonna hit on her.Copy !req
253. Am I hitting on her?Copy !req
254. Yeah.Copy !req
255. Oh, shit. Okay.Copy !req
256. No, you're right.Copy !req
257. Okay, I went into default mode.
My bad.Copy !req
258. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
259. Hey, do I look pale?Copy !req
260. What the hell is she doing?Copy !req
261. She's gonna ruin this whole thing!Copy !req
262. I love how free and
uninhibited you are.Copy !req
263. (slurring words): Oh, yeah?Copy !req
264. How about I free that big
fat snake in your pants andCopy !req
265. uninhibit myself all over it?Copy !req
266. What?Copy !req
267. Let's hump.Copy !req
268. Oh.Copy !req
269. Whoops.Copy !req
270. Hey, guys.Copy !req
271. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
272. Shit. No. No.Copy !req
273. Oh, sorry. He... You startled me.Copy !req
274. That's a pretty good stance you got there.
Are you trained?Copy !req
275. I spent some training, yeah.Copy !req
276. You?Copy !req
277. Yeah. Krav Maga.Copy !req
278. (scoffs) That's cool.Copy !req
279. Judo, karate.Copy !req
280. I got more of a Catholic
thing going on.Copy !req
281. You know, sort of the hand of God.Copy !req
282. Stupid idiot. Get out here!Copy !req
283. Beat it. We were in the
middle of a thing.Copy !req
284. No, no. That was really cool.Copy !req
285. Could you show me that last move again?Copy !req
286. Get out of here! Go on!Copy !req
287. Get of here!Copy !req
288. We're in the middle of some...
the middle of something.Copy !req
289. Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, whoa,
whoa, hey, hey, whoa.Copy !req
290. Ow.Copy !req
291. Sorry you got a cramp.Copy !req
292. Oh, she's really digging her
hooks into him, mm-hmm.Copy !req
293. What a bitch.Copy !req
294. Ugh! Hold on a second.Copy !req
295. Oh, the same person keeps calling me.Copy !req
296. I'm just gonna answer it.Copy !req
297. Hello. Who is this?Copy !req
298. Who? Who is...?Copy !req
299. I don't know that name.Copy !req
300. Who? Who?Copy !req
301. Oh, oh, Waitress.Copy !req
302. Why didn't you just say that?Copy !req
303. Uh, because my name is not Waitress.Copy !req
304. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
305. It doesn't even matter.Copy !req
306. Did Charlie steal my bike?Copy !req
307. What are you talking about?Copy !req
308. Charlie's been with me the entire day.Copy !req
309. How did you get this number?Copy !req
310. I changed it.Copy !req
311. Look, I need my bike back,
because if I don't get it back,Copy !req
312. I'm gonna lose my job.Copy !req
313. Look, I don't... (mocking):
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ugh!Copy !req
314. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
315. God! I'm gonna have to change
my number again... Holy shit.Copy !req
316. Oh, no.
Frank, I just realized something.Copy !req
317. What?Copy !req
318. Without Charlie doing all those
insane things he's alwaysCopy !req
319. doing for the waitress, her life
is gonna completely change.Copy !req
320. What do you mean?Copy !req
321. Well, so, she's gonna be
constantly calling or droppingCopy !req
322. by, looking for answers, so
there's a very good chance thatCopy !req
323. she's gonna have a front-row seat for
the final moment of humiliation.Copy !req
324. And that's gonna destroy
Charlie for good.Copy !req
325. What's the final moment of humiliation?Copy !req
326. That's the climactic moment
where the rich people revealCopy !req
327. their twisted game to all their
wealthy friends, and everybodyCopy !req
328. has a good laugh.Copy !req
329. Okay, Frank, here's what's
gonna have to happen.Copy !req
330. You're gonna have to do all of
those creepy things on Charlie'sCopy !req
331. list to keep the waitress from
poking around while this wholeCopy !req
332. thing runs its course.Copy !req
333. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
334. Phew!Copy !req
335. I got something very important planned.Copy !req
336. Come in! There's a problem!Copy !req
337. I can't make head or tail of
Charlie's chicken scratch!Copy !req
338. Just do the best you can, okay?Copy !req
339. I can't... can't really talk right now.Copy !req
340. Putting rat poison in her shampoo.Copy !req
341. Just gonna make her hair fall out.
Crazy.Copy !req
342. I don't know.Copy !req
343. Look, the kid knows her
better than anybody else.Copy !req
344. If he puts rat poison in her hair,
put rat poison in her hair.Copy !req
345. Look, I'm busy. I can't talk.Copy !req
346. What do you mean, you're busy?Copy !req
347. This is the whole thing, Dennis!Copy !req
348. I'm just... I'm getting
some stuff done, okay?Copy !req
349. Oh, shit!Copy !req
350. I think she just came in.Copy !req
351. I'm getting another call.Copy !req
352. Hold on, hold on. Hello?Copy !req
353. Who? Who?Copy !req
354. Just say Waitress!Copy !req
355. Look, has Charlie been poisoning me?Copy !req
356. 'Cause I've been... (beep)Copy !req
357. Frank, you got to step it
up with that list, man.Copy !req
358. This bitch is driving me nuts.Copy !req
359. What happened?Copy !req
360. Just, I'm busy, okay?Copy !req
361. Just do it.Copy !req
362. Hello? Hello? (grunts)Copy !req
363. Hello?Copy !req
364. Charlie?Copy !req
365. No. It's your neighbor.Copy !req
366. Can I be, like, perfectly honest
with you about something?Copy !req
367. Yeah.Copy !req
368. There's a... there's a girl who
lives in this building, and,Copy !req
369. um, well, she's... she's
the love of my life.Copy !req
370. Okay.Copy !req
371. And, uh... and I like you so
much that before we move anyCopy !req
372. further, I just... I don't know.Copy !req
373. I had to get that out there,
'cause I think I'm ready to letCopy !req
374. her go, but I just have to be sure.Copy !req
375. Does that make sense?Copy !req
376. Yeah.Copy !req
377. Charlie? There you are.Copy !req
378. Look, I don't know what kind of
twisted game you're playing, butCopy !req
379. you need to make it stop.Copy !req
380. Whoa. Hold on a second.Copy !req
381. I have no idea what
you're talking about.Copy !req
382. Really? Because someone's been
poisoning me, and somethingCopy !req
383. is making my hair just fall out.Copy !req
384. Look, calm down, all right?Copy !req
385. I-I... I've been with her
the last couple days.Copy !req
386. I really haven't been
anywhere near you.Copy !req
387. Yeah, he's been with me.Copy !req
388. Oh, shut up, bitch!Copy !req
389. Who the hell is this, Charlie?Copy !req
390. Hey! No. She...Copy !req
391. She's my girlfriend.Copy !req
392. Oh, my God.Copy !req
393. Sorry about that.Copy !req
394. Come on.Copy !req
395. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
396. I'm sorry about that. Wow.Copy !req
397. How's this, Trevor?Copy !req
398. Is this cool?Copy !req
399. Very cool.Copy !req
400. Get off me!Copy !req
401. Shut up, Dee!Copy !req
402. I got that stupid bitch.Copy !req
403. Oh! Goddamn it!Copy !req
404. Goddamn it! Oh!Copy !req
405. Clocked him.Copy !req
406. Oh! Oh... Oh, no... Amazing!Copy !req
407. You guys are out of control.Copy !req
408. I'm out of control.Copy !req
409. I'm out of control.Copy !req
410. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
411. Hey, I want to invite you two to a
party at our estate tomorrow night.Copy !req
412. My father's going public with TaftCo.Copy !req
413. Oh, well, then... are you
sure you want him to come?Copy !req
414. (chuckles): Of course.Copy !req
415. He's practically family.Copy !req
416. Hey!Copy !req
417. Come on, show me some
more of those moves.Copy !req
418. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, this
next stuff I learned from aCopy !req
419. wrestler called The Maniac.Copy !req
420. So we're gonna have to go ahead
and get pretty oiled up.Copy !req
421. Sure.Copy !req
422. Great.Copy !req
423. This is classy as shit, huh?Copy !req
424. Dee, crack that open for me,
'cause it's hurting my hands.Copy !req
425. Yeah. I wonder why he didn't
tell us it was black-tie.Copy !req
426. I feel like we're underdressed.Copy !req
427. Because, Dee, Trevor loves us for us.Copy !req
428. Hey.Copy !req
429. Oh, hey!Copy !req
430. Glad you guys could make it.Copy !req
431. Thanks, man! How you doing?Copy !req
432. These are a few of my
old frat brothers.Copy !req
433. This is Dee and Mac that
I was telling you about.Copy !req
434. Hi.Copy !req
435. What's up, boys?Copy !req
436. How are you? (Laughs)Copy !req
437. Hey, um, I'm sorry that we're
not dressed appropriately.Copy !req
438. I mean, you guys all look so good.Copy !req
439. Oh, well, the attire at these
sorts of events are... well,Copy !req
440. things my friends and
I take for granted.Copy !req
441. Don't be embarrassed, though.Copy !req
442. You guys didn't know any better.Copy !req
443. No, I should've known better, 'cause
I'm practically a Taft myself.Copy !req
444. My uncle's probably built into
the foundation of this place.Copy !req
445. Really? Weird.Copy !req
446. Hey, where do you want us to sit?Copy !req
447. Well, you guys'll be out here
with some of my frat brothers'Copy !req
448. guests.Copy !req
449. Now, if you'll excuse us, we all
have some catching up to do.Copy !req
450. Oh, yeah. We'll... we'll meet you af...
we'll see you after.Copy !req
451. Kind of weird, right?Copy !req
452. Yeah, but at least we can make fun of
these dorks all night long, right?Copy !req
453. That'll be fun. Geeks!Copy !req
454. (gasps): Oh, no, Mac.Copy !req
455. I see what's going on here.Copy !req
456. He's doing to us what I like to
do to Charlie and the waitress.Copy !req
457. Huh?Copy !req
458. Oh, no. Follow me.Copy !req
459. Oh!Copy !req
460. I got that stupid bitch.Copy !req
461. Oh! Goddamn it!Copy !req
462. Oh!Copy !req
463. Man, biggest losers ever.Copy !req
464. You know it.Copy !req
465. Oh!Copy !req
466. Oh!Copy !req
467. That's two for one, fellas.Copy !req
468. Come on, pay up, pay up.Copy !req
469. Those two are by far the worst
we've ever had. Let's go.Copy !req
470. Goddamn it.Copy !req
471. I can't believe it.Copy !req
472. That's a tough pill to swallow.Copy !req
473. What are you doing here?Copy !req
474. You know, they're not the only ones
who know how to play these games.Copy !req
475. Huh?Copy !req
476. What?Copy !req
477. I'm saying I also know...
I have a thing.Copy !req
478. Just come with me. Come with me.Copy !req
479. All right, folks, if you
could settle down, please?Copy !req
480. If I could have your attention.Copy !req
481. Uh, thank you all for
being here tonight.Copy !req
482. I, uh, I wanted you all here
so that I could tell you this.Copy !req
483. I've decided to go public with
TaftCo Enterprises. (Chuckles)Copy !req
484. Wonderful! Oh, bravo!Copy !req
485. Excuse me. Fantastic, Neil!Copy !req
486. Good for you! Good for you!Copy !req
487. Too bad when you do, the SEC's
gonna be all up in your ass.Copy !req
488. What?Copy !req
489. You see, you thought you all
could get together and play yourCopy !req
490. little games, have some fun, you
know, invite some geeks to theCopy !req
491. ball, swap some stories, have a laugh.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
492. But you took it a little too far...
when you gave anCopy !req
493. inside-trading tip to my friend
Mac, didn't you, Trevor?Copy !req
494. What are you talking about?Copy !req
495. Pedro.Copy !req
496. And by the way, my father's
going public with TaftCo nextCopy !req
497. week, so buy stock today at 34, not 36.Copy !req
498. Cool. Yeah, I'll call my broker.Copy !req
499. Right, call your broker.Copy !req
500. Ooh... you ready for
round two, big guy?Copy !req
501. This-this is taken out of context.Copy !req
502. What was the context?Copy !req
503. Wrestling.Copy !req
504. It's wrestling.Copy !req
505. We're oiled up and wrestling.Copy !req
506. What is so hard to
understand about this?Copy !req
507. Nice, huh?Copy !req
508. Trevor... you imbecile!Copy !req
509. Why would you tell him that?Copy !req
510. I didn't know I was being filmed.Copy !req
511. If you're in my room,
you're always being filmed.Copy !req
512. It's true.Copy !req
513. It's his thing, it's kind of creepy, but...
But that's not all, everyone.Copy !req
514. You see, Ruby Taft, she likes to play
her little games, too, don't you Ruby?Copy !req
515. But I am not gonna let you
humiliate my other friend either.Copy !req
516. Cause he might be choosing
someone else after all.Copy !req
517. Charlie, phone call for you.Copy !req
518. Charlie, somebody
accidentally hit the waitressCopy !req
519. with my car... their car, when
they were following her.Copy !req
520. No... she wants to talk to you.Copy !req
521. She says she really needs you.Copy !req
522. Wait, did she say that, or
are you just saying it?Copy !req
523. Yeah, talk to her yourself.Copy !req
524. Charlie, look, I don't know
what's been going on, but if youCopy !req
525. think you can make it
stop, I need your help.Copy !req
526. I want you back in my life.Copy !req
527. Do you really mean that?Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. I need you.Copy !req
530. Okay. I'll be right there.Copy !req
531. Awesome. Well, I'm out of here.Copy !req
532. What? What are you talking about.Copy !req
533. I'm leaving.Copy !req
534. I'm going to be with the
waitress... she's the woman I love.Copy !req
535. No, but I... I wasn't using
you like Charlie was.Copy !req
536. He's a total asshole.Copy !req
537. I really, really, really like you.Copy !req
538. Oh.Copy !req
539. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
540. Okay? I was using you.Copy !req
541. That's why I kissed you
in front of the waitress.Copy !req
542. That's why I banged you a bunch
of times, just to make theCopy !req
543. waitress jealous.Copy !req
544. Amazing. You slept with
me almost instantly.Copy !req
545. And by the way, a quality
woman doesn't do that.Copy !req
546. She doesn't say yes right away.Copy !req
547. She says no to a man, for
years, like, ten years.Copy !req
548. That's what a real woman does, okay?Copy !req
549. You know what you were acting like?
A stupid little rich slut.Copy !req
550. And that's all that you are.Copy !req
551. (sobbing): How can you do this to me?Copy !req
552. Are you still talking?Copy !req
553. Go away, dumb-dumb.Copy !req
554. Go run and hide. Go from me.Copy !req
555. I don't want to see you anymore.Copy !req
556. (laughs): Women, right?Copy !req
557. Ah, man, all right, cool.Copy !req
558. I'm out! All right!Copy !req
559. I didn't see that coming.Copy !req
560. No.Copy !req
561. Guess Charlie had the cruelest
intentions of all, huh?Copy !req
562. Uh, see? Feeling better?Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. You know, I-I've, um, I've been
thinking about the restraining order.Copy !req
565. You're gonna get rid of it?Copy !req
566. (laughs): No. No, no.Copy !req
567. But, um, but I was thinking
about reducing it from, like, aCopy !req
568. hundred feet to, like... 50 feet?Copy !req
569. Awesome! Okay.Copy !req
570. Okay.Copy !req
571. I can work with that.Copy !req
572. All right.Copy !req
573. Oh, so now? Starting now?Copy !req
574. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
575. Could you just leave the soup there?Copy !req
576. Uh... is this okay over here, or...?Copy !req
577. (laughs): Uh, I don't think there's
50 feet in this room, so...Copy !req
578. I'll go down the hall. Okay.Copy !req
579. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
580. All right, well, that's fine.Copy !req
581. From a distance, though.Copy !req