1. God!Copy !req
2. Run!Copy !req
3. Where are you guys?Copy !req
4. What's happening?Copy !req
5. Over here!Copy !req
6. Over here!Copy !req
7. Where are you?Copy !req
8. Frank!Copy !req
9. Charlie!Copy !req
10. My God!Copy !req
11. Over here.Copy !req
12. We're all here?Copy !req
13. We're all here?Copy !req
14. Guys!Copy !req
15. Stop!Copy !req
16. Stop where you are!Copy !req
17. You four got some explaining to do.Copy !req
18. I got 15 different wedding
guests out there with variousCopy !req
19. degrees of injury.Copy !req
20. I got a groom...
face is half gone!Copy !req
21. And I'm still missing a bride.Copy !req
22. I don't know what happened back
there, but we are innocent.Copy !req
23. We're completely innocent.Copy !req
24. Yeah, well, you four bozos are
the only people on the sceneCopy !req
25. that weren't invited.Copy !req
26. So you can see how bad this looks.Copy !req
27. Now, who is
Mr. Dennis Reynolds?Copy !req
28. That's me.Copy !req
29. Hello, Dennis.Copy !req
30. Those are some interesting
marks on your neck.Copy !req
31. Let me guess.Copy !req
32. Ex-wife's getting remarried,
you get a little jealous.Copy !req
33. Get your buddies together, you
decide to break up that party.Copy !req
34. So you crash the wedding, get a little
tipsy, things take a violent turn.Copy !req
35. No, no, no, look.Copy !req
36. That is the exact opposite
of what I wanted to happen.Copy !req
37. I wanted to make sure that
that wedding happened!Copy !req
38. Why is Maureen getting married
in the middle of the woods?Copy !req
39. I don't know.Copy !req
40. Some people find the
woods romantic, I guess.Copy !req
41. And why get married on Friday the 13th?Copy !req
42. It's a monster day.Copy !req
43. I don't know and I don't care.Copy !req
44. I just want to make sure
the wedding happens.Copy !req
45. I'm tired of paying alimony.Copy !req
46. Well, we got your back, bro.Copy !req
47. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
48. I don't need you to have my back.Copy !req
49. Three people crashing a wedding...
it's gonna make a scene.Copy !req
50. Why couldn't you just
let me do this alone?Copy !req
51. Just don't like getting bussed up there.Copy !req
52. I feel like we're gonna be trapped.Copy !req
53. I don't, I don't like any of this.Copy !req
54. No.Copy !req
55. No, no.Copy !req
56. I don't like this place already.Copy !req
57. This is a strange place, right?Copy !req
58. I'm seeing a lot of bats.Copy !req
59. Yeah, there's bats everywhere.Copy !req
60. You know why?Copy !req
61. 'Cause it's Friday the 13th.Copy !req
62. No, no, no, stop.Copy !req
63. Will you stop with that?Copy !req
64. It's not because it's Friday the 13th.Copy !req
65. We're in the woods.Copy !req
66. Stop being paranoid.Copy !req
67. Still, this is creepy.Copy !req
68. I mean, who gets married
in a spot like this?Copy !req
69. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
70. You guys crashing my wedding?Copy !req
71. Wait.Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. You?Copy !req
74. Wait, Liam, you're marrying Maureen?Copy !req
75. Big-time.Copy !req
76. Don't be jelly.Copy !req
77. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
78. What's your angle?Copy !req
79. Oldest angle in the book, my friend.Copy !req
80. Love.Copy !req
81. I don't buy this, okay?Copy !req
82. I thought you were in love with Ryan.Copy !req
83. What's your brother think about all this?Copy !req
84. Ryan's dead to me.Copy !req
85. Do you hear me?Copy !req
86. He's dead!Copy !req
87. So, I take it he doesn't approve?Copy !req
88. That's a negative, Ronald McDonald.Copy !req
89. Now, I'd ask you guys to leave,
but I'm just too damn happy.Copy !req
90. See you bitches on the dance floor.Copy !req
91. I don't like this, okay?Copy !req
92. This is a McPoyle-Ponderosa
wedding.Copy !req
93. This is, this is bad.Copy !req
94. Look, look, if you're gonna
be here, I need your support.Copy !req
95. You need to help me make sure this
wedding goes off without a hitch.Copy !req
96. Hold on. What made you think
this wasn't gonna happen?Copy !req
97. Mac had heard there were some people
there who wanted to ruin the wedding.Copy !req
98. Who?Copy !req
99. Him.Copy !req
100. That is bullshit!Copy !req
101. I was there to support my buddy.Copy !req
102. That was a swervy road.Copy !req
103. Yeah.Copy !req
104. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
105. My God, I knew it.Copy !req
106. You're here to break up this wedding.Copy !req
107. What are you talking about?Copy !req
108. I'm here to support my
friend, Bill Ponderosa.Copy !req
109. I'm his AA sponsor!Copy !req
110. Bullshit!Copy !req
111. You two love the fact that I have
to pay alimony the rest of my life.Copy !req
112. You love the power you have over
me with this financial burden.Copy !req
113. You know what, Dennis, not
everything is about you, okay?Copy !req
114. I am here to support Frank.Copy !req
115. No, you two are here to make a scene.Copy !req
116. If anybody's making a scene, it's you!Copy !req
117. I just got tagged by a bat!Copy !req
118. He got you.Copy !req
119. I got tagged!Copy !req
120. Suck out the poison, Dee!Copy !req
121. I'm not sucking on your head.Copy !req
122. Suck it out!Copy !req
123. I'll give you $200, you suck it out.Copy !req
124. $200? I'll do it!Copy !req
125. I'll do it for $200.Copy !req
126. Suck it quick.Copy !req
127. What are you...?Copy !req
128. This is the kind of thing
that I was talking about!Copy !req
129. Suck it harder!Copy !req
130. Go home, please!Copy !req
131. Suck it harder!Copy !req
132. I got it.Copy !req
133. Did you swallow it?Copy !req
134. Of course I swallowed.Copy !req
135. Make yourself throw up!Copy !req
136. Yeah, you swallowed the poison!Copy !req
137. Get it out! Get it out!Copy !req
138. Vomit! Vomit!Copy !req
139. What are you doing?Copy !req
140. There is no poison from a bat!Copy !req
141. No! You are gonna ruin this!Copy !req
142. You're all gonna ruin this!Copy !req
143. You all right?Copy !req
144. It won't come, Frank.Copy !req
145. Deandra.Copy !req
146. Yeah?Copy !req
147. Let's go break up this wedding.Copy !req
148. Stop, stop!Copy !req
149. So you were there to break up the wedding.Copy !req
150. Shit.Copy !req
151. Did I just say that part?Copy !req
152. Yeah.Copy !req
153. Why did you want to break up the wedding?Copy !req
154. For all the things he just said.Copy !req
155. That was accurate.Copy !req
156. But it wasn't just our idea
to break up the wedding.Copy !req
157. Not at first.Copy !req
158. Last week, we had a visitor at the bar.Copy !req
159. They have to be stopped.Copy !req
160. The McPoyle bloodline's been pure
and clean for a thousand years.Copy !req
161. This marriage is an abomination.Copy !req
162. Now, when you say "pure and clean
," you mean what, exactly?Copy !req
163. Means we haven't bred
outside the bloodline.Copy !req
164. For a thousand years?Copy !req
165. Yeah.Copy !req
166. That makes a lot of sense.Copy !req
167. Dennis knows Maureen better than anyone.Copy !req
168. Only he can talk her out of this.Copy !req
169. The last thing Dennis wants to
do is break up this wedding.Copy !req
170. But we do.Copy !req
171. Okay, I brought a disguise.Copy !req
172. Meh!Copy !req
173. They're gonna know who you are.Copy !req
174. This will work.Copy !req
175. Now sneak me in so we can go kill Maureen.Copy !req
176. Kill?Copy !req
177. Who said anything about killing anybody?Copy !req
178. No one's killing anyone.Copy !req
179. We'll sneak you in to Liam so
you guys can talk or bang orCopy !req
180. whatever it is you want to do.Copy !req
181. Frank!Copy !req
182. Frank!Copy !req
183. Thank God you're here, man.Copy !req
184. I am not gonna make it.Copy !req
185. I am itching to get blitzed.Copy !req
186. Weddings are a big trigger for me, man.Copy !req
187. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
188. You're my sponsor, Frank.Copy !req
189. Come on.Copy !req
190. My support system.Copy !req
191. Right, right, right.Copy !req
192. Of course.Copy !req
193. So, do whatever you feel is best.Copy !req
194. Well, I feel it would be
best if I pounded a beer.Copy !req
195. I'll support that decision.Copy !req
196. I wish I could.Copy !req
197. I mean, it's a dry wedding,
for God's sakes.Copy !req
198. They're serving milk.Copy !req
199. I feel like maybe I should do
some drugs then, you know?Copy !req
200. That bad?Copy !req
201. You earned it.Copy !req
202. Yeah.Copy !req
203. You do whatever you feel like.Copy !req
204. You're a good person.Copy !req
205. Frank.Copy !req
206. Cool, cool.Copy !req
207. Thank you.Copy !req
208. Thank you.Copy !req
209. Diddly Dee.Copy !req
210. Miss me?Copy !req
211. Don't answer that.Copy !req
212. All right.Copy !req
213. Catch you guys later.Copy !req
214. You're a bad sponsor.Copy !req
215. Why?Copy !req
216. I supported every decision
he wanted to make.Copy !req
217. Stop wasting time!Copy !req
218. God!Copy !req
219. Let's go find Liam.Copy !req
220. Shit!Copy !req
221. Don't hit me.Copy !req
222. Things have already taken a bit
of a dark turn, it would seem.Copy !req
223. Yeah.Copy !req
224. Okay, I need to get to Maureen
before Frank and Dee.Copy !req
225. All right?Copy !req
226. We'll come with you.Copy !req
227. No, just hang back.Copy !req
228. I got this, okay?Copy !req
229. Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
230. Yeah.Copy !req
231. We could definitely get laid here.Copy !req
232. What?Copy !req
233. Maureen, I need to speak with you.Copy !req
234. Dennis!Copy !req
235. OMG, what are you doing here?Copy !req
236. Well, I have reason to
believe that someone is here toCopy !req
237. destroy this special day for
you, so I'm sure to make sureCopy !req
238. that doesn't happen.Copy !req
239. That is so sweet, Dennis.Copy !req
240. I also brought along some legal
documents, so if we couldCopy !req
241. just wrap this up lickety-split.Copy !req
242. Legal documents? What?Copy !req
243. Yeah, I realize my timing is a
little unorthodox, but, ICopy !req
244. figure what better way to make
sure your union is totallyCopy !req
245. complete than by having you sign these
documents that I need you to sign?Copy !req
246. So if I can just get your
signature right here, and I'llCopy !req
247. run up and get Liam's signature,
and this'll be on the books andCopy !req
248. your wedding... Muh!Copy !req
249. My Maureen, you've...
you've enhanced yourself.Copy !req
250. Yeah, I got my tooth fixed.Copy !req
251. I'm talking about your tits!Copy !req
252. You big, giant new titties, Maureen!Copy !req
253. Why would you do that now?Copy !req
254. Why not when we were
together when I could've...?Copy !req
255. I told you I was willing to change.Copy !req
256. Yeah, but I didn't know
you meant physically,Copy !req
257. that you would change physically.Copy !req
258. Why weren't you more
clear with me, Maureen?Copy !req
259. All right, you know what?Copy !req
260. I'm not gonna get distracted.Copy !req
261. Just, just sign right here... Wait!
What are you doing in here?Copy !req
262. You can't see the bride
before the ceremony!Copy !req
263. No, no!Copy !req
264. Get out!Copy !req
265. I just need her to sign this!Copy !req
266. No! Get out of here!Copy !req
267. Wait, wait, wait! Maureen!Copy !req
268. No matter what happens, you
got to go through with this!Copy !req
269. Out!Copy !req
270. Liam is your destiny, Maureen!Copy !req
271. Here he comes.Copy !req
272. I didn't get it.Copy !req
273. I mean, I'm so close, I'm so close.Copy !req
274. Do you know where Liam is?
Maybe I can get his signature first.Copy !req
275. I didn't see him anywhere.Copy !req
276. I'm sorry, but I got to bring this up.Copy !req
277. Things are getting really weird.Copy !req
278. I mean, check out Pappy McPoyle.Copy !req
279. What is that all about?Copy !req
280. I'll tell you what that's all about.Copy !req
281. Zombies.Copy !req
282. Zombies?Copy !req
283. I seen it once before in a rat,
and I seen it now in men.Copy !req
284. Once one gets a taste for its own
kind, it can spread throughCopy !req
285. the pack like a wildfire.Copy !req
286. Mindlessly chomping and
biting at their own hinds.Copy !req
287. Nothing but the taste of
flesh on their minds.Copy !req
288. You know the thing about a rat?Copy !req
289. It's got life in its eyes.Copy !req
290. Black eyes like a doll's eye.Copy !req
291. Don't seem to be living at
all when it come at ya.Copy !req
292. Till it bites ya.Copy !req
293. And then the eyes roll over white.Copy !req
294. You don't hear nothing but the
screaming and the hollering.Copy !req
295. What are you doing?Copy !req
296. Are you doing the speech from Jaws?Copy !req
297. - Nah...
- Are you doing Jaws?Copy !req
298. We don't have time for this shit.Copy !req
299. This is serious.Copy !req
300. Look, it wasn't zombies, okay?Copy !req
301. Really?Copy !req
302. Yeah.Copy !req
303. Then you explain what happened next.Copy !req
304. Okay, it's time to get out of here.Copy !req
305. I mean, look at that guy.Copy !req
306. The McPoyles sprung from
my loins, fully formed!Copy !req
307. One of them babies tried to eat me!Copy !req
308. I ate him first!Copy !req
309. I ate him first!Copy !req
310. Okay, I'm with Charlie.
I'm leaving.Copy !req
311. Wait.
You guys are just gonna leave?Copy !req
312. You're gonna, you're gonna go?Copy !req
313. Yeah, we're out.Copy !req
314. You know what?
I don't give a shit.Copy !req
315. Yeah, go, go, go.
Yeah, get the hell out of here!Copy !req
316. I didn't want you here in the first place!Copy !req
317. Yeah, I understand the McPoyle
bloodline's very strong.Copy !req
318. Legions of us thousand sturdy
ones ruled this fine land.Copy !req
319. Our bloodline was as pure
as the driven snow.Copy !req
320. And then what happened?Copy !req
321. Syphilis killed about half of us.Copy !req
322. Mongoloidism got most of the rest.Copy !req
323. Right.Copy !req
324. Yep.Copy !req
325. Well, there's somebody inside who
wants to talk to you about this.Copy !req
326. Who's this guy?Copy !req
327. Ryan!Copy !req
328. We need to talk!Copy !req
329. We'll leave you guys alone.Copy !req
330. Let them hash it out themselves.Copy !req
331. It'll bust up.Copy !req
332. What the hell is that?Copy !req
333. Holy shit.Copy !req
334. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
335. No, no, no, Deandra!Copy !req
336. What?Copy !req
337. - No, you gotta stay!
- I don't have to stay.Copy !req
338. You gotta finish this.Copy !req
339. I'm not going to.Copy !req
340. But we're not done!Copy !req
341. Don't, don't go out there!Copy !req
342. Deandra!Copy !req
343. And we never saw Dee again.Copy !req
344. No.Copy !req
345. No.Copy !req
346. We saw Dee.Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. Yeah, that's when the shit
started hitting the fan.Copy !req
349. Look, there's Dee! Dee!Copy !req
350. Dee! Don't go down there!Copy !req
351. Do not go down there!Copy !req
352. We just got attacked by
a bunch of zombies!Copy !req
353. Yeah, and the shuttle bus is gone!Copy !req
354. A zombie must have stolen your car!Copy !req
355. Your car is gone!Copy !req
356. There's no way out of here!Copy !req
357. There's no way out!Copy !req
358. What are you doing?Copy !req
359. She's infected! She's infected!Copy !req
360. Liam? Liam?Copy !req
361. Liam! Hello, Liam?Copy !req
362. Frank?Copy !req
363. Hi, Dennis.Copy !req
364. What did you do with Liam?Copy !req
365. You're too late.Copy !req
366. He's getting talked out of it!Copy !req
367. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
368. Get out of my way.Copy !req
369. No!Copy !req
370. Get out of my way, Frank!Copy !req
371. Hey, man.Copy !req
372. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
373. I'm begging Liam for forgiveness!Copy !req
374. It's time we move on.Copy !req
375. Liam convinced me it's notCopy !req
376. our blood that's being tainted.Copy !req
377. It's us tainting the blood of others.Copy !req
378. McPoyles will take over the world!Copy !req
379. Goddamn it! It backfired!Copy !req
380. Wonderful.Copy !req
381. And first step towards
that is signing this.Copy !req
382. So Liam, if you'd just
sign right there, please.Copy !req
383. Just sign right there.Copy !req
384. Go ahead.Copy !req
385. You got it.Copy !req
386. Stupid asses.Copy !req
387. One down, one to go.Copy !req
388. Nice try, Frank.Copy !req
389. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
390. Get the hell out of the way.Copy !req
391. Get out of the way!Copy !req
392. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
393. We gotta get out of here.Copy !req
394. I'm not going anywhere, Frank.Copy !req
395. I'm not going anywhere till
I get that signature.Copy !req
396. Go, go, go!Copy !req
397. Hey, dude, check it out.Copy !req
398. Remember when Dee, you know,Copy !req
399. she sucked that bat poisonCopy !req
400. or whatever out of Frank's
head from the vampire bat?Copy !req
401. Yeah.Copy !req
402. That must be what turned
her into a zombie.Copy !req
403. Why would a vampire bat
turn you into a zombie?Copy !req
404. You're mixing up your horror genres.Copy !req
405. If anything, it would
turn you into a vampire.Copy !req
406. Right or a bat, or a bat.Copy !req
407. Or Batman.Copy !req
408. No, a vampire turns you into a vampire.Copy !req
409. A zombie turns you into a zombieCopy !req
410. and Batman didn't get
turned into anything.Copy !req
411. He just likes bats.Copy !req
412. That can't possibly be
what Batman's about.Copy !req
413. It's about a grown man who
dresses up like a bat?Copy !req
414. And goes around solving
crimes and mysteries, yes.Copy !req
415. These are Academy Award winning movies.Copy !req
416. This is serious stuff.Copy !req
417. Well, you know the Academy,
Charlie, I mean...Copy !req
418. I know the Academy as well as anybody.Copy !req
419. Sometimes, it's atrocious.Copy !req
420. Well, to bring it all backCopy !req
421. around, I think when Dee drankCopy !req
422. the bat blood, that's how she got sick.Copy !req
423. Frank's blood.Copy !req
424. Yes, but the bat juices.Copy !req
425. You know, the bat saliva, bat rabies.Copy !req
426. No, no, it's not...
Bat rabies, I buy.Copy !req
427. Bat rabies.Copy !req
428. Yeah.Copy !req
429. Like the...
Dude, we got to get out of here.Copy !req
430. Yeah, go.Copy !req
431. Things had gotten completely insane.Copy !req
432. Dennis was trying to get the
signature from Maureen, but weCopy !req
433. were just trying to get
the hell out of there.Copy !req
434. My God.Copy !req
435. What the hell?Copy !req
436. Frank, what the hell's going on?Copy !req
437. Dude, we got to get out of here.Copy !req
438. Where's Dennis?Copy !req
439. I lost him.Copy !req
440. You guys, I couldn't get it.Copy !req
441. I couldn't get it.Copy !req
442. She wouldn't sign it.Copy !req
443. I couldn't get the stupid bitch to sign.Copy !req
444. She didn't sign?Copy !req
445. This has all gone bad.Copy !req
446. It's gone terribly, terribly bad.Copy !req
447. What did you do?Copy !req
448. I did something bad.Copy !req
449. I did something really, really
bad; guys, we got to get out ofCopy !req
450. here before everybody
finds out what happened.Copy !req
451. Guys, I messed up.Copy !req
452. I messed up bad.Copy !req
453. All right, guys, let's
just make a break for it.Copy !req
454. Which way?Copy !req
455. One, two, three, go.Copy !req
456. Come on, come on, this
way, this way, this way.Copy !req
457. My face! My face!Copy !req
458. My face!Copy !req
459. One, two, three.Copy !req
460. God!Copy !req
461. Frank!Copy !req
462. Over here, over here.Copy !req
463. And then that's where you
picked us up, and honestly,Copy !req
464. that's all that we know.Copy !req
465. Yes.Copy !req
466. So you're telling me that this
was a wedding full of zombies?Copy !req
467. Yeah.Copy !req
468. Well, bat rabies zombies.Copy !req
469. Whatever.Copy !req
470. There was weird incestuous
jealousies, we don't know whatCopy !req
471. was going on.Copy !req
472. Bottom line, you got the wrong guys.
We're innocent.Copy !req
473. Yes, we're totally innocent.Copy !req
474. Marconi, we just picked somebody
up from the site who'sCopy !req
475. claiming to know what happened.Copy !req
476. She was locked in a freezer.Copy !req
477. Don't let her in here.Copy !req
478. No, she's been infected.Copy !req
479. I'm not infected, you stupid idiots.Copy !req
480. No one was infected.Copy !req
481. Here's what happened.Copy !req
482. Let them hash it out themselves.Copy !req
483. It'll bust up.Copy !req
484. Yeah.Copy !req
485. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
486. Deandra.Copy !req
487. Dee's nuts.Copy !req
488. What's the haps?Copy !req
489. Here, have a sip, right
from the cow's titty.Copy !req
490. You'll love it.Copy !req
491. No, Bill, no.Copy !req
492. I got to get out of here, okay?Copy !req
493. Shit is going crazy.Copy !req
494. No, don't go.Copy !req
495. Party's just starting.Copy !req
496. You got to have some.Copy !req
497. Come on, try it.Copy !req
498. Come on, it'll loosen you up a
bit, make your butthole hot.Copy !req
499. How is drinking a glass of milk
going to loosen me up, Bill?Copy !req
500. Well, I spiked the milk with
methylenedioxypyrovalerone.Copy !req
501. What?Copy !req
502. It's bath salts.Copy !req
503. Yeah, yeah, it's like coke and
acid and meth all combined.Copy !req
504. It's awesome.Copy !req
505. Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
506. So everyone here is on bath salts?Copy !req
507. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
508. My God, just move.Copy !req
509. Bath salts?Copy !req
510. The drug that makes people
eat each other's faces?Copy !req
511. Wait, that would explain
the zombie behavior.Copy !req
512. Right, okay, Dee, so you were on
bath salts and that's why youCopy !req
513. went all nuts on us.Copy !req
514. Now it makes sense.Copy !req
515. That is not why I went nuts on you guys.Copy !req
516. I went nuts on you because of
what you assholes did to myCopy !req
517. goddamn car!Copy !req
518. Dude, when was the last
time you drove a car?Copy !req
519. Don't worry about it, man.Copy !req
520. I can drive; I remember how.Copy !req
521. What?Copy !req
522. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
523. No, no, no, no, wait.Copy !req
524. No!Copy !req
525. What happened, dude?Copy !req
526. What happened?Copy !req
527. I forgot how to drive.Copy !req
528. I forgot how to drive.Copy !req
529. God.Copy !req
530. Look, Charlie, there's Dee.Copy !req
531. Dee, don't go down that way.Copy !req
532. We just got attacked by a
bunch of zombie people.Copy !req
533. The shuttle's gone.Copy !req
534. Zombies must have stolen your car.Copy !req
535. There's no way out of here.Copy !req
536. Dude...Copy !req
537. You sons of bitches!Copy !req
538. You're gonna pay!Copy !req
539. You're all gonna pay!Copy !req
540. I'll kill you!Copy !req
541. You assholes, you'll pay!Copy !req
542. No, we won't pay.Copy !req
543. We never do.Copy !req
544. Okay, well, there it is.Copy !req
545. You know, there's the whole story.Copy !req
546. Ponderosa spiked the punch.Copy !req
547. Somebody hopped up on bath
salts but Liam's face,Copy !req
548. and, case closed, you know?Copy !req
549. Hey, good for you.Copy !req
550. Good for us.Copy !req
551. Bye.Copy !req
552. Ba-da-bing.Copy !req
553. Hey, whoa.Copy !req
554. Sit down, slick.Copy !req
555. Now that may explain some of the
shit that went on here, but itCopy !req
556. doesn't answer the question
of the missing bride.Copy !req
557. Since you're the one with
motive and the last one to beCopy !req
558. seen with her, you're my new #1 suspect.Copy !req
559. No, no.Copy !req
560. That's... I didn't murder her.Copy !req
561. Then tell me what happened to her!Copy !req
562. I-I don't know.Copy !req
563. I don't know.Copy !req
564. Listen, if you confess, I
can help you, but you gotCopy !req
565. to tell me what happened.Copy !req
566. Okay, all right, all
right, all right. Okay.Copy !req
567. Look, if I tell you what I did,
will you just help me, please?Copy !req
568. Because I need help.Copy !req
569. I'll see what I can do with the
DA, but I need you to confess.Copy !req
570. Okay, fine.Copy !req
571. Fine.Copy !req
572. I-I was just going to see her to
get the final signature so ICopy !req
573. could put this whole thing behind me.Copy !req
574. When I saw her...
Something bad happened.Copy !req
575. Something very bad.Copy !req
576. Shit.Copy !req
577. God, Maureen.Copy !req
578. That was terrible.Copy !req
579. Who did those tits?Copy !req
580. The nipple placement is crazy.Copy !req
581. - I love you, Dennis Reynolds.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
582. I love you.Copy !req
583. No, look, you're just gonna
sign these papers and we'reCopy !req
584. gonna be done with this, okay?Copy !req
585. Never.Copy !req
586. Let's run away together.Copy !req
587. I'm gonna run away, but not with you.Copy !req
588. I'm gonna find you.Copy !req
589. No, no, you're not gonna find me, no, no.Copy !req
590. We can't do this, Maureen.Copy !req
591. No, please.Copy !req
592. What have I done?Copy !req
593. God, what have I done?Copy !req
594. God.Copy !req
595. God!Copy !req
596. So all that shit about us
ruining the wedding...Copy !req
597. And the zombies and the bath
salts and the blood...Copy !req
598. It turns out you blew it yourself.Copy !req
599. Yeah, congratulations, Frank.Copy !req
600. You win.Copy !req
601. I'm gonna be paying alimony to that
crazy bitch for the rest of my life.Copy !req
602. You expect me to believe this
woman's gonna throw her entireCopy !req
603. life away just to sleep with her
ex-husband on her wedding night?Copy !req
604. Really?Copy !req
605. Mr. Reynolds,
you're free to go.Copy !req
606. What?Copy !req
607. Why am I free...?Copy !req
608. No.Copy !req
609. Yes.Copy !req
610. No.Copy !req
611. Someone posted your bail.Copy !req
612. Come on, silly head.Copy !req
613. Let's go home and put this
whole adventure behind us.Copy !req
614. No.Copy !req
615. No!Copy !req
616. No!Copy !req
617. No, you got to help me.Copy !req
618. What have I done?Copy !req
619. You got to help me!Copy !req
620. What have I done?
No! No! No!Copy !req