1. Oh, God!Copy !req
2. Run!Copy !req
3. Where are you guys?Copy !req
4. What's happening?Copy !req
5. Over here!Copy !req
6. Over here!Copy !req
7. Frank!Copy !req
8. Where are you?Copy !req
9. Frank!Copy !req
10. Charlie!Copy !req
11. Oh, my God!Copy !req
12. Over here.Copy !req
13. We're all here?Copy !req
14. We're all here?Copy !req
15. Guys!Copy !req
16. Stop!Copy !req
17. Stop where you are!Copy !req
18. You four got some explaining to do.Copy !req
19. I got 15 different wedding
guests out there with variousCopy !req
20. degrees of injury.Copy !req
21. I got a groom...
face is half gone!Copy !req
22. And I'm still missing a bride.Copy !req
23. I don't know what happened back
there, but we are innocent.Copy !req
24. We're completely innocent.Copy !req
25. Yeah, well, you four bozos are
the only people on the sceneCopy !req
26. that weren't invited.Copy !req
27. So you can see how bad this looks.Copy !req
28. Now, who is
Mr. Dennis Reynolds?Copy !req
29. Oh, that's me.Copy !req
30. Hmm, hello, Dennis.Copy !req
31. Those are some interesting
marks on your neck.Copy !req
32. Let me guess.Copy !req
33. Ex-wife's getting remarried,
you get a little jealous.Copy !req
34. Get your buddies together, you
decide to break up that party.Copy !req
35. So you crash the wedding, get a little
tipsy, things take a violent turn.Copy !req
36. No, no, no, look.Copy !req
37. That is the exact opposite
of what I wanted to happen.Copy !req
38. I wanted to make sure that
that wedding happened!Copy !req
39. Why is Maureen getting married
in the middle of the woods?Copy !req
40. I don't know.Copy !req
41. Some people find the
woods romantic, I guess.Copy !req
42. And why get married on Friday the 13th?Copy !req
43. It's a monster day.Copy !req
44. I don't know and I don't care.Copy !req
45. I just want to make sure
the wedding happens.Copy !req
46. I'm tired of paying alimony.Copy !req
47. Well, we got your back, bro.Copy !req
48. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
49. I don't need you to have my back.Copy !req
50. Three people crashing a wedding...
it's gonna make a scene.Copy !req
51. Why couldn't you just
let me do this alone?Copy !req
52. Just don't like getting bussed up there.Copy !req
53. I feel like we're gonna be trapped.Copy !req
54. I don't, I don't like any of this.Copy !req
55. Oh, no.Copy !req
56. No, no.Copy !req
57. I don't like this place already.Copy !req
58. This is a strange place, right?Copy !req
59. I'm seeing a lot of bats.Copy !req
60. Yeah, there's bats everywhere.Copy !req
61. You know why?Copy !req
62. 'Cause it's Friday the 13th.Copy !req
63. No, no, no, stop.Copy !req
64. Will you stop with that?Copy !req
65. It's not because it's Friday the 13th.Copy !req
66. We're in the woods.Copy !req
67. Stop being paranoid.Copy !req
68. Still, this is creepy.Copy !req
69. I mean, who gets married
in a spot like this?Copy !req
70. Oh, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
71. You guys crashing my wedding?Copy !req
72. Wait.Copy !req
73. What?Copy !req
74. You?Copy !req
75. Wait, Liam, you're marrying Maureen?Copy !req
76. Big-time.Copy !req
77. Don't be jelly.Copy !req
78. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
79. What's your angle?Copy !req
80. Oldest angle in the book, my friend.Copy !req
81. (grunts): Love.Copy !req
82. I don't buy this, okay?Copy !req
83. I thought you were in love with Ryan.Copy !req
84. What's your brother think about all this?Copy !req
85. Ryan's dead to me.Copy !req
86. Do you hear me?Copy !req
87. He's dead!Copy !req
88. So, I take it he doesn't approve?Copy !req
89. That's a negative, Ronald McDonald.Copy !req
90. Now, I'd ask you guys to leave,
but I'm just too damn happy.Copy !req
91. See you bitches on the dance floor.Copy !req
92. I don't like this, okay?Copy !req
93. This is a McPoyle-Ponderosa
wedding.Copy !req
94. This is, this is bad.Copy !req
95. Look, look, if you're gonna
be here, I need your support.Copy !req
96. You need to help me make sure this
wedding goes off without a hitch.Copy !req
97. Hold on. What made you think
this wasn't gonna happen?Copy !req
98. Mac had heard there were some people
there who wanted to ruin the wedding.Copy !req
99. Who?Copy !req
100. Him.Copy !req
101. (groans): Ah!Copy !req
102. That is bullshit!Copy !req
103. I was there to support my buddy.Copy !req
104. That was a swervy road.Copy !req
105. Yeah.Copy !req
106. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
107. Oh, my God, I knew it.Copy !req
108. You're here to break up this wedding.Copy !req
109. What are you talking about?Copy !req
110. I'm here to support my
friend, Bill Ponderosa.Copy !req
111. I'm his AA sponsor!Copy !req
112. Bullshit!Copy !req
113. You two love the fact that I have
to pay alimony the rest of my life.Copy !req
114. You love the power you have over
me with this financial burden.Copy !req
115. You know what, Dennis, not
everything is about you, okay?Copy !req
116. I am here to support Frank.Copy !req
117. No, you two are here to make a scene.Copy !req
118. Oh!Copy !req
119. If anybody's making a scene, it's you!Copy !req
120. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
121. I just got tagged by a bat!Copy !req
122. He got you.Copy !req
123. I got tagged!Copy !req
124. Suck out the poison, Dee!Copy !req
125. I'm not sucking on your head.Copy !req
126. Suck it out!Copy !req
127. I'll give you $200, you suck it out.Copy !req
128. $200? I'll do it!Copy !req
129. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
130. I'll do it for $200.Copy !req
131. Suck it quick.Copy !req
132. What are you...?Copy !req
133. This is the kind of thing
that I was talking about!Copy !req
134. Suck it harder!Copy !req
135. Go home, please!Copy !req
136. Suck it harder!Copy !req
137. I got it.Copy !req
138. Did you swallow it?Copy !req
139. Of course I swallowed.Copy !req
140. Make yourself throw up!Copy !req
141. Yeah, you swallowed the poison!Copy !req
142. Get it out! Get it out!Copy !req
143. Vomit! Vomit!Copy !req
144. What are you doing?Copy !req
145. There is no poison from a bat!Copy !req
146. No! You are gonna ruin this!Copy !req
147. You're all gonna ruin this!Copy !req
148. You all right?Copy !req
149. It won't come, Frank.Copy !req
150. Deandra.Copy !req
151. Yeah?Copy !req
152. Let's go break up this wedding.Copy !req
153. Whoa, stop, stop!Copy !req
154. So you were there to break up the wedding.Copy !req
155. Shit.Copy !req
156. Did I just say that part?Copy !req
157. Yeah.Copy !req
158. Why did you want to break up the wedding?Copy !req
159. For all the things he just said.Copy !req
160. That was accurate.Copy !req
161. But it wasn't just our idea
to break up the wedding.Copy !req
162. Not at first.Copy !req
163. Last week, we had a visitor at the bar.Copy !req
164. They have to be stopped.Copy !req
165. The McPoyle bloodline's been pure
and clean for a thousand years.Copy !req
166. This marriage is an abomination.Copy !req
167. Now, when you say "pure and clean
," uh, you mean what, exactly?Copy !req
168. Means we haven't bred
outside the bloodline.Copy !req
169. For a thousand years?Copy !req
170. Yeah.Copy !req
171. That makes a lot of sense.Copy !req
172. Dennis knows Maureen better than anyone.Copy !req
173. Only he can talk her out of this.Copy !req
174. The last thing Dennis wants to
do is break up this wedding.Copy !req
175. But we do.Copy !req
176. Okay, I brought a disguise.Copy !req
177. Meh!Copy !req
178. They're gonna know who you are.Copy !req
179. This will work.Copy !req
180. Now sneak me in so we can go kill Maureen.Copy !req
181. Kill?Copy !req
182. Who said anything about killing anybody?Copy !req
183. No one's killing anyone.Copy !req
184. We'll sneak you in to Liam so
you guys can talk or bang orCopy !req
185. whatever it is you want to do.Copy !req
186. Frank!Copy !req
187. Frank!Copy !req
188. Oh, thank God you're here, man.Copy !req
189. I am not gonna make it.Copy !req
190. I am itching to get blitzed.Copy !req
191. Weddings are a big trigger for me, man.Copy !req
192. Why are you telling me this?Copy !req
193. You're my sponsor, Frank.Copy !req
194. Come on.Copy !req
195. My support system.Copy !req
196. Oh, right, right, right.Copy !req
197. Of course.Copy !req
198. So, do whatever you feel is best.Copy !req
199. Well, I feel it would be
best if I pounded a beer.Copy !req
200. I'll support that decision.Copy !req
201. I wish I could.Copy !req
202. I mean, it's a dry wedding,
for God's sakes.Copy !req
203. They're serving milk.Copy !req
204. I feel like maybe I should do
some drugs then, you know?Copy !req
205. That bad?Copy !req
206. You earned it.Copy !req
207. Yeah.Copy !req
208. You do whatever you feel like.Copy !req
209. You're a good person.Copy !req
210. Frank.Copy !req
211. Mm.Copy !req
212. Cool, cool.Copy !req
213. Thank you.Copy !req
214. Thank you.Copy !req
215. Diddly Dee.Copy !req
216. Miss me?Copy !req
217. Don't answer that.Copy !req
218. All right.Copy !req
219. Catch you guys later.Copy !req
220. You're a bad sponsor.Copy !req
221. Why?Copy !req
222. I supported every decision
he wanted to make.Copy !req
223. Stop wasting time!Copy !req
224. Ow! God!Copy !req
225. Let's go find Liam.Copy !req
226. Shit!Copy !req
227. Don't hit me.Copy !req
228. Things have already taken a bit
of a dark turn, it would seem.Copy !req
229. Yeah.Copy !req
230. Okay, I need to get to Maureen
before Frank and Dee.Copy !req
231. All right?Copy !req
232. Oh, we'll come with you.Copy !req
233. No, just hang back.Copy !req
234. I got this, okay?Copy !req
235. Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. We could definitely get laid here.Copy !req
238. Huh? What?Copy !req
239. Maureen, I need to speak with you.Copy !req
240. Dennis!Copy !req
241. OMG, what are you doing here?Copy !req
242. Well, uh, I have reason to
believe that someone is here toCopy !req
243. destroy this special day for
you, so I'm sure to make sureCopy !req
244. that doesn't happen.Copy !req
245. That is so sweet, Dennis.Copy !req
246. I also brought along some legal
documents, so if we couldCopy !req
247. just wrap this up lickety-split.Copy !req
248. Legal documents? What?Copy !req
249. Yeah, I realize my timing is a
little unorthodox, but, uh, ICopy !req
250. figure what better way to make
sure your union is totallyCopy !req
251. complete than by having you sign these
documents that I need you to sign?Copy !req
252. So if I can just get your
signature right here, and I'llCopy !req
253. run up and get Liam's signature,
and this'll be on the books andCopy !req
254. your wedding... Muh!Copy !req
255. My Maureen, you've...
you've enhanced yourself.Copy !req
256. Yeah, I got my tooth fixed.Copy !req
257. I'm talking about your tits!Copy !req
258. You big, giant new titties, Maureen!Copy !req
259. Why would you do that now?Copy !req
260. Why not when we were
together when I could've...?Copy !req
261. I told you I was willing to change.Copy !req
262. Yeah, but I didn't know
you meant physically,Copy !req
263. that you would change physically.Copy !req
264. Why weren't you more
clear with me, Maureen?Copy !req
265. All right, you know what?Copy !req
266. I'm not gonna get distracted.Copy !req
267. Just, just sign right here... Wait!
What are you doing in here?Copy !req
268. You can't see the bride
before the ceremony!Copy !req
269. No, no!Copy !req
270. Get out!Copy !req
271. I just need her to sign this!Copy !req
272. No! Get out of here!Copy !req
273. Wait, wait, wait! Maureen!Copy !req
274. No matter what happens, you
got to go through with this!Copy !req
275. Out!Copy !req
276. Liam is your destiny, Maureen!Copy !req
277. Oh, here he comes.Copy !req
278. I didn't get it.Copy !req
279. I mean, I'm so close, I'm so close.Copy !req
280. Do you know where Liam is?
Maybe I can get his signature first.Copy !req
281. I didn't see him anywhere.Copy !req
282. I'm sorry, but I got to bring this up.Copy !req
283. Things are getting really weird.Copy !req
284. I mean, check out Pappy McPoyle.Copy !req
285. What is that all about?Copy !req
286. I'll tell you what that's all about.Copy !req
287. Zombies.Copy !req
288. Zombies?Copy !req
289. I seen it once before in a rat,
and I seen it now in men.Copy !req
290. Once one gets a taste for its own
kind, it can spread throughCopy !req
291. the pack like a wildfire.Copy !req
292. Mindlessly chomping and
biting at their own hinds.Copy !req
293. Nothing but the taste of
flesh on their minds.Copy !req
294. You know the thing about a rat?Copy !req
295. It's got life in its eyes.Copy !req
296. Black eyes like a doll's eye.Copy !req
297. Don't seem to be living at
all when it come at ya.Copy !req
298. Till it bites ya.Copy !req
299. And then the eyes roll over white.Copy !req
300. You don't hear nothing but the
screaming and the hollering.Copy !req
301. What are you doing?Copy !req
302. Are you doing the speech from Jaws?Copy !req
303. - Nah...
- Are you doing Jaws?Copy !req
304. We don't have time for this shit.Copy !req
305. This is serious.Copy !req
306. Look, it wasn't zombies, okay?Copy !req
307. Really?Copy !req
308. Yeah.Copy !req
309. Then you explain what happened next.Copy !req
310. Okay, it's time to get out of here.Copy !req
311. I mean, look at that guy.Copy !req
312. The McPoyles sprung from
my loins, fully formed!Copy !req
313. One of them babies tried to eat me!Copy !req
314. I ate him first!Copy !req
315. (sobs): I ate him first!Copy !req
316. Okay, I'm with Charlie.
I'm leaving.Copy !req
317. Wait.
You guys are just gonna leave?Copy !req
318. You're gonna, you're gonna go?Copy !req
319. Yeah, we're out.Copy !req
320. You know what?
I don't give a shit.Copy !req
321. Yeah, go, go, go.
Yeah, get the hell out of here!Copy !req
322. I didn't want you here in the first place!Copy !req
323. Yeah, I understand the McPoyle
bloodline's very strong.Copy !req
324. Legions of us thousand sturdy
ones ruled this fine land.Copy !req
325. Our bloodline was as pure
as the driven snow.Copy !req
326. Mm-hmm. And then what happened?Copy !req
327. Syphilis killed about half of us.Copy !req
328. Mm.Copy !req
329. Mongoloidism got most of the rest.Copy !req
330. Right.Copy !req
331. Yep.Copy !req
332. Well, there's somebody inside who
wants to talk to you about this.Copy !req
333. Mm?Copy !req
334. Who's this guy?Copy !req
335. Ryan!Copy !req
336. We need to talk!Copy !req
337. We'll leave you guys alone.Copy !req
338. Let them hash it out themselves.Copy !req
339. It'll bust up.Copy !req
340. What the hell is that?Copy !req
341. Holy shit.Copy !req
342. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
343. No, no, no, Deandra!Copy !req
344. What?Copy !req
345. - No, you gotta stay!
- I don't have to stay.Copy !req
346. You gotta finish this.Copy !req
347. Uh, I'm not going to.Copy !req
348. But we're not done!Copy !req
349. Don't, don't go out there!Copy !req
350. Deandra!Copy !req
351. And we never saw Dee again.Copy !req
352. Oh, no.Copy !req
353. No.Copy !req
354. We saw Dee.Copy !req
355. Yeah.Copy !req
356. Yeah, that's when the shit
started hitting the fan.Copy !req
357. Oh, look, there's Dee! Dee!Copy !req
358. Dee! Don't go down there!Copy !req
359. Do not go down there!Copy !req
360. We just got attacked by
a bunch of zombies!Copy !req
361. Yeah, and the shuttle bus is gone!Copy !req
362. A zombie must have stolen your car!Copy !req
363. Your car is gone!Copy !req
364. There's no way out of here!Copy !req
365. There's no way out!Copy !req
366. What are you doing?Copy !req
367. She's infected! She's infected!Copy !req
368. Liam? Liam?Copy !req
369. Liam! Hello, Liam?Copy !req
370. Frank?Copy !req
371. Hi, Dennis. (Cackles)Copy !req
372. What did you do with Liam?Copy !req
373. You're too late.Copy !req
374. He's getting talked out of it!Copy !req
375. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
376. Get out of my way.Copy !req
377. No!Copy !req
378. Get out of my way, Frank!Copy !req
379. Hey, man.Copy !req
380. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
381. I'm begging Liam for forgiveness!Copy !req
382. It's time we move on.Copy !req
383. Liam convinced me it's notCopy !req
384. our blood that's being tainted.Copy !req
385. It's us tainting the blood of others.Copy !req
386. McPoyles will take over the world!Copy !req
387. Goddamn it! It backfired!Copy !req
388. Wonderful.Copy !req
389. And first step towards
that is signing this.Copy !req
390. So Liam, if you'd just
sign right there, please.Copy !req
391. Just sign right there.Copy !req
392. Go ahead.Copy !req
393. You got it.Copy !req
394. Stupid asses.Copy !req
395. One down, one to go. (Laughs)Copy !req
396. Nice try, Frank.Copy !req
397. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
398. Get the hell out of the way.Copy !req
399. Get out of the way!Copy !req
400. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
401. We gotta get out of here.Copy !req
402. I'm not going anywhere, Frank.Copy !req
403. I'm not going anywhere till
I get that signature.Copy !req
404. Go, go, go!Copy !req
405. Hey, dude, check it out.Copy !req
406. Remember when Dee, you know,Copy !req
407. she sucked that bat poisonCopy !req
408. or whatever out of Frank's
head from the vampire bat?Copy !req
409. Yeah.Copy !req
410. That must be what turned
her into a zombie.Copy !req
411. Why would a vampire bat
turn you into a zombie?Copy !req
412. You're mixing up your horror genres.Copy !req
413. If anything, it would
turn you into a vampire.Copy !req
414. Right or a bat, or a bat.Copy !req
415. Or Batman.Copy !req
416. No, a vampire turns you into a vampire.Copy !req
417. A zombie turns you into a zombieCopy !req
418. and Batman didn't get
turned into anything.Copy !req
419. He just likes bats.Copy !req
420. That can't possibly be
what Batman's about.Copy !req
421. It's about a grown man who
dresses up like a bat?Copy !req
422. And goes around solving
crimes and mysteries, yes.Copy !req
423. These are Academy Award winning movies.Copy !req
424. This is serious stuff.Copy !req
425. Well, you know the Academy,
Charlie, I mean...Copy !req
426. I know the Academy as well as anybody.Copy !req
427. Sometimes, it's atrocious.Copy !req
428. Well, to bring it all backCopy !req
429. around, I think when Dee drankCopy !req
430. the bat blood, that's how she got sick.Copy !req
431. Frank's blood.Copy !req
432. Yes, but the bat juices.Copy !req
433. You know, the bat saliva, bat rabies.Copy !req
434. No, no, it's not...
Bat rabies, I buy.Copy !req
435. Bat rabies.Copy !req
436. Yeah.Copy !req
437. Like the...
Dude, we got to get out of here.Copy !req
438. Yeah, go.Copy !req
439. Things had gotten completely insane.Copy !req
440. Dennis was trying to get the
signature from Maureen, but weCopy !req
441. were just trying to get
the hell out of there.Copy !req
442. Oh, my God.Copy !req
443. What the hell?Copy !req
444. Frank, what the hell's going on?Copy !req
445. Dude, we got to get out of here.Copy !req
446. Where's Dennis?Copy !req
447. I lost him.Copy !req
448. You guys, I couldn't get it.Copy !req
449. I couldn't get it.Copy !req
450. She wouldn't sign it.Copy !req
451. I couldn't get the stupid bitch to sign.Copy !req
452. She didn't sign?Copy !req
453. This has all gone bad.Copy !req
454. It's gone terribly, terribly bad.Copy !req
455. What did you do?Copy !req
456. I did something bad.Copy !req
457. I did something really, really
bad; guys, we got to get out ofCopy !req
458. here before everybody
finds out what happened.Copy !req
459. Guys, I messed up.Copy !req
460. I messed up bad.Copy !req
461. All right, guys, let's
just make a break for it.Copy !req
462. Which way?Copy !req
463. One, two, three, go.Copy !req
464. Come on, come on, this
way, this way, this way.Copy !req
465. My face! My face!Copy !req
466. My face!Copy !req
467. One, two, three.Copy !req
468. Oh, God!Copy !req
469. Frank!Copy !req
470. Over here, over here.Copy !req
471. And then that's where you
picked us up, and honestly,Copy !req
472. that's all that we know.Copy !req
473. Yes.Copy !req
474. So you're telling me that this
was a wedding full of zombies?Copy !req
475. Yeah.Copy !req
476. Well, bat rabies zombies.Copy !req
477. Whatever.Copy !req
478. There was weird incestuous
jealousies, we don't know whatCopy !req
479. was going on.Copy !req
480. Bottom line, you got the wrong guys.
We're innocent.Copy !req
481. Yes, we're totally innocent.Copy !req
482. Marconi, we just picked somebody
up from the site who'sCopy !req
483. claiming to know what happened.Copy !req
484. She was locked in a freezer.Copy !req
485. Don't let her in here.Copy !req
486. No, she's been infected.Copy !req
487. I'm not infected, you stupid idiots.Copy !req
488. No one was infected.Copy !req
489. Here's what happened.Copy !req
490. Let them hash it out themselves.Copy !req
491. It'll bust up.Copy !req
492. Yeah. (Gasps)Copy !req
493. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
494. Deandra.Copy !req
495. Dee's nuts.Copy !req
496. What's the haps?Copy !req
497. Here, have a sip, right
from the cow's titty.Copy !req
498. You'll love it.Copy !req
499. No, Bill, no.Copy !req
500. I got to get out of here, okay?Copy !req
501. Shit is going crazy.Copy !req
502. No, don't go.Copy !req
503. Party's just starting.Copy !req
504. You got to have some.Copy !req
505. Come on, try it.Copy !req
506. Come on, it'll loosen you up a
bit, make your butthole hot.Copy !req
507. How is drinking a glass of milk
going to loosen me up, Bill?Copy !req
508. Well, I spiked the milk with
methylenedioxypyrovalerone.Copy !req
509. What?Copy !req
510. It's bath salts.Copy !req
511. Yeah, yeah, it's like coke and
acid and meth all combined.Copy !req
512. It's awesome.Copy !req
513. Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
514. So everyone here is on bath salts?Copy !req
515. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
516. Oh, my God, just move.Copy !req
517. Bath salts?Copy !req
518. The drug that makes people
eat each other's faces?Copy !req
519. Wait, that would explain
the zombie behavior.Copy !req
520. Right, okay, Dee, so you were on
bath salts and that's why youCopy !req
521. went all nuts on us.Copy !req
522. Now it makes sense.Copy !req
523. That is not why I went nuts on you guys.Copy !req
524. Huh?Copy !req
525. I went nuts on you because of
what you assholes did to myCopy !req
526. goddamn car!Copy !req
527. Dude, when was the last
time you drove a car?Copy !req
528. Don't worry about it, man.Copy !req
529. I can drive; I remember how.Copy !req
530. What?Copy !req
531. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
532. No, no, no, no, wait.Copy !req
533. (screaming): No!Copy !req
534. What happened, dude?Copy !req
535. What happened?Copy !req
536. I forgot how to drive.Copy !req
537. I forgot how to drive.Copy !req
538. Oh, God.Copy !req
539. Oh, look, Charlie, there's Dee.Copy !req
540. Dee, don't go down that way.Copy !req
541. We just got attacked by a
bunch of zombie people.Copy !req
542. The shuttle's gone.Copy !req
543. Zombies must have stolen your car.Copy !req
544. There's no way out of here.Copy !req
545. Dude... (screaming)Copy !req
546. You sons of bitches!Copy !req
547. You're gonna pay!Copy !req
548. You're all gonna pay!Copy !req
549. I'll kill you!Copy !req
550. You assholes, you'll pay!Copy !req
551. No, we won't pay.Copy !req
552. We never do.Copy !req
553. Okay, well, there it is.Copy !req
554. You know, there's the whole story.Copy !req
555. Ponderosa spiked the punch.Copy !req
556. Somebody hopped up on bath
salts but Liam's face,Copy !req
557. and, uh, case closed, you know?Copy !req
558. Hey, good for you.Copy !req
559. Good for us.Copy !req
560. Bye.Copy !req
561. Ba-da-bing.Copy !req
562. Hey, whoa.Copy !req
563. Sit down, slick.Copy !req
564. Now that may explain some of the
shit that went on here, but itCopy !req
565. doesn't answer the question
of the missing bride.Copy !req
566. Since you're the one with
motive and the last one to beCopy !req
567. seen with her, you're my new?1 suspect.Copy !req
568. No, no. (Scoffs)Copy !req
569. That's... I didn't murder her.Copy !req
570. Then tell me what happened to her!Copy !req
571. I-I don't know.Copy !req
572. I don't know.Copy !req
573. Listen, if you confess, I
can help you, but you gotCopy !req
574. to tell me what happened.Copy !req
575. Okay, all right, all
right, all right. Okay.Copy !req
576. Look, if I tell you what I did,
will you just help me, please?Copy !req
577. Because I need help.Copy !req
578. I'll see what I can do with the
DA, but I need you to confess.Copy !req
579. Okay, fine.Copy !req
580. Fine.Copy !req
581. I-I was just going to see her to
get the final signature so ICopy !req
582. could put this whole thing behind me.Copy !req
583. When I saw her...
Something bad happened.Copy !req
584. Something very bad.Copy !req
585. Oh, shit.Copy !req
586. Oh, God, Maureen.Copy !req
587. That was terrible.Copy !req
588. Who did those tits?Copy !req
589. The nipple placement is crazy.Copy !req
590. - I love you, Dennis Reynolds.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
591. I love you.Copy !req
592. No, look, you're just gonna
sign these papers and we'reCopy !req
593. gonna be done with this, okay?Copy !req
594. Never.Copy !req
595. Let's run away together.Copy !req
596. Oh, I'm gonna run away, but not with you.Copy !req
597. I'm gonna find you.Copy !req
598. Oh, no, no, you're not
gonna find me, no, no.Copy !req
599. We can't do this, Maureen.Copy !req
600. Oh, no, please.Copy !req
601. What have I done?Copy !req
602. Oh, God, what have I done?Copy !req
603. (sobbing): Oh, God.Copy !req
604. Oh, God!Copy !req
605. So all that shit about us
ruining the wedding...Copy !req
606. And the zombies and the bath
salts and the blood...Copy !req
607. It turns out you blew it yourself.Copy !req
608. Yeah, congratulations, Frank.Copy !req
609. You win.Copy !req
610. I'm gonna be paying alimony to that
crazy bitch for the rest of my life.Copy !req
611. You expect me to believe this
woman's gonna throw her entireCopy !req
612. life away just to sleep with her
ex-husband on her wedding night?Copy !req
613. Huh?Copy !req
614. Really?Copy !req
615. Mr. Reynolds,
you're free to go.Copy !req
616. What?Copy !req
617. Why am I free...?Copy !req
618. No.Copy !req
619. Yes.Copy !req
620. No.Copy !req
621. Someone posted your bail.Copy !req
622. Come on, silly head.Copy !req
623. Let's go home and put this
whole adventure behind us.Copy !req
624. No.Copy !req
625. No!Copy !req
626. No!Copy !req
627. No, you got to help me.Copy !req
628. What have I done?Copy !req
629. You got to help me!Copy !req
630. What have I done? No! No! No!Copy !req