1. We're looking
at one of the most powerful
storm systems...Copy !req
2. ever to hit
the Philadelphia area, folks.Copy !req
3. As the hurricane moves
up the East Coast,Copy !req
4. we're already starting
to feel its impact
with heavy winds,Copy !req
5. and everyone
is bracing themselves
for torrential rainfall.Copy !req
6. Oh, my God.Copy !req
7. I've never seen anything
of this magnitude.Copy !req
8. I can't believe
how severe this is.Copy !req
9. They get bigger
and bigger every year.Copy !req
10. We're expecting 20 to 30 inches.Copy !req
11. Philadelphia, this is dangerous.Copy !req
12. Stay indoors and be safe.Copy !req
13. Well, I, for one,
would like to meet
this Jackie Denardo...Copy !req
14. and see if her breasts
are as staggering
in person.Copy !req
15. Guys, maybe we should
get a 3-D TV.Copy !req
16. The breasts are only going
to keep getting bigger,Copy !req
17. and we need the latest
technology to keep up.Copy !req
18. Are you guys kidding me?
You're focused
on boobies...Copy !req
19. at a time when a massive
storm is about to hit
Philadelphia?Copy !req
20. It's a hurricane
we're talking about.Copy !req
21. She's talking about it,
and, you know,Copy !req
22. we're sort of listening
and we're enjoying
her breasts.Copy !req
23. Just let us
have this.
Yeah.Copy !req
24. The breasts make you
care about the weather
in a really good way, not...Copy !req
25. Guys, maybe she's right.Copy !req
26. Maybe we are too focused
on this woman's breasts.Copy !req
27. Switch it to the other
news channel.
Channel 5 News.Copy !req
28. Amigos, tenemos...Copy !req
29. Cha-cha-cha!
¡Rica!Copy !req
30. Oh, man!
It's internacional!
It's on every channel.Copy !req
31. - These are the breasts
we should focus on.
- Hey-ho! What's up?Copy !req
32. What are you wearing?Copy !req
33. I got all riled up
by the weather report.
Ain't a drop of rain out there.Copy !req
34. - So I put this old trash bag on
to keep myself protected.
- You did it for nothing, huh?Copy !req
35. Yeah. It's media hype hyping up
the storm, making people
all nervous about it.Copy !req
36. I don't know, Frank.
I don't think this is hype,Copy !req
37. 'cause they're calling it
the storm of the century.Copy !req
38. I'll tell you what, Dee,
um, because you
might be right,Copy !req
39. I think it's worth switching
over to the other channel.Copy !req
40. Because I feel like
the coverage was a little
bit more... extensive.Copy !req
41. - As you can see behind me...
- Ho! Look at that!Copy !req
42. Oh, come on!
Ooh!
Yeah!Copy !req
43. from the All American
Home Center...Copy !req
44. where shoppers are facing
long lines to buy supplies
for the hurricane expected...Copy !req
45. They're talking about evacuating
the city.Copy !req
46. Guys, maybe this is more serious
than we thought.Copy !req
47. Yeah, it's serious.
It's a Category 5 storm.Copy !req
48. We've got to get ready.Copy !req
49. Oh, shit.Copy !req
50. Dude, maybe the Mexicans
were right.Copy !req
51. What are you talking about?Copy !req
52. The Mexicans predicted
that the world was
gonna end in 2012.Copy !req
53. That was the Mayans, dude.Copy !req
54. Mayans, Mexicans...
What's the difference?Copy !req
55. One difference
is that the Mayans
are extinct.Copy !req
56. Yeah. The Mexicans
killed the Mayans.Copy !req
57. No, the Spaniards
banged the Mayans,
turned 'em into Mexicans.Copy !req
58. Oh, guys,
this doesn't
look good.Copy !req
59. Okay, we're now getting
unconfirmed reports...Copy !req
60. of sporadic looting in cities
along the East Coast.Copy !req
61. People are looting now?
Come on.Copy !req
62. Ah, it's the media.
They hype the storm.
They hype the looting.Copy !req
63. - It's all for ratings.
- Whatever.Copy !req
64. Either way,
I think we should head
up to higher ground,Copy !req
65. you know, get to the Poconos.Copy !req
66. Nah, you don't want to go
up in the mountains.
Are you crazy?Copy !req
67. That's just putting you
closer to the storm.Copy !req
68. You want to go low,
low as can be.Copy !req
69. All right, you know what?
We gotta stop pussy-dicking
around here, okay?Copy !req
70. - It's time to get
in the bunker.
- Bunker? What bunker?Copy !req
71. Yeah, we, uh... We converted
this old storage closet...Copy !req
72. into a place where
we could ride out Y2K.Copy !req
73. Ha! Y2K...Copy !req
74. Perfect example of how the press
hypes everything to no end
and nothing happens.Copy !req
75. We know that now, Frank,
but, back then,
we were pretty scared.Copy !req
76. Yeah, but why were we so scared?Copy !req
77. Dee got us all worked up
about the computers
taking over mankind,Copy !req
78. and then she had us
build this bunker.Copy !req
79. Yeah, robopocalypse...
machines communicating
with each other...Copy !req
80. and conspiring
to destroy the human race.Copy !req
81. That is complete
nonsense, Deandra.
Is it nonsense?Copy !req
82. Is it nonsense? Or is it
nonsense that we rely
solely on computers...Copy !req
83. to run every aspect
of our lives, huh?Copy !req
84. Hysterical.
She's hysterical.
Calm down, Dee.Copy !req
85. Here, come check out
the bunker.
It's pretty cool.Copy !req
86. What the hell?
What the hell
happened to the bunker?Copy !req
87. We, uh... We raided the bunker
directly after Y2K.Copy !req
88. Well, now it's empty.Copy !req
89. Now there's nothing
in here for us to use.Copy !req
90. And why is there
a condom wrapper
on the floor?Copy !req
91. You've probably been banging
in the bunker, right?Copy !req
92. Guilty.
I've been watching him
bang in here.Copy !req
93. Have you?
Weird. Weird.Copy !req
94. The bunker's
for emergencies.
This is not a joke.Copy !req
95. Yeah, well, whatever,
you know.
That's an emergency, I guess.Copy !req
96. I see that somebody's
also been eating...Copy !req
97. a lot of your
weird canned foods
and sardines, Charlie.Copy !req
98. - Yeah, where's all my...
- Yeah, he was probably
down here with Mac...Copy !req
99. watching you rape girls
and eating pickled eggs.Copy !req
100. I don't rape girls.
Come on.Copy !req
101. Yeah, and I don't eat
that many pickled eggs.Copy !req
102. But, well, you know what?Copy !req
103. Let's stock up on some
more pickled eggs
down here though.Copy !req
104. That's a good idea. Let's
go to the All American
Home store.Copy !req
105. We can get all
of our supplies there.Copy !req
106. The All American?
Yeah.Copy !req
107. That's the place
with the weather...
Yeah!Copy !req
108. Let's go there.
Let's go there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
109. Wait. You're gonna
actually go...Copy !req
110. where the media is advertising?Copy !req
111. Come on, Frank, it's not
like we've never been...Copy !req
112. to the All American
Home Center before.Copy !req
113. It's in our minds, you know.
And she's in my mind.Copy !req
114. Let's go there.
It's settled.
Right, I know.Copy !req
115. But first, we need
to board up windows. Frank,
you help me with this plywood.Copy !req
116. And you guys can each
grab a box over there,
and then we'll...Copy !req
117. And they've left.
They've left now.Copy !req
118. I'm only still here 'cause
I'm not as quick as them.Copy !req
119. Is that a pickled egg?Copy !req
120. No. It's an egg
I brought from home.Copy !req
121. Attention, all All American
Home Center shoppers...Copy !req
122. People seem pretty amped up.Copy !req
123. We should get our supplies
before they sell out.Copy !req
124. Yeah, for sure. We should
come up with a plan,
and we should divide up.Copy !req
125. Oh, my God.
Ooh-hoo-hoo.Copy !req
126. Aw! They're
spectacular.
Wow!Copy !req
127. Imagine that image in 3-D.Copy !req
128. - Oh, baby.
- Yeah. Oh, my God.Copy !req
129. Guys, I'm telling you,
we should get one
of these 3-D TVs.Copy !req
130. Yeah, totally,
but not now, okay?Copy !req
131. We can't spend our money
on a 3-D TV.Copy !req
132. Right, right. All right,
we gotta get the supplies,
head up to the Poconos ASAP.Copy !req
133. Come on.
I don't know.
Let's think about this.Copy !req
134. For all we know,
it could be
the end of days.Copy !req
135. No, it's not
the end of days.
I don't wanna go uphill.Copy !req
136. Guys, it's not
the end of days.
Calm down.Copy !req
137. It's just a storm, okay?Copy !req
138. We'll get some batteries.
We'll get some supplies.Copy !req
139. Food. We'll get food.Copy !req
140. Yeah, we'll get food.Copy !req
141. But I feel like you didn't...
You didn't say food.Copy !req
142. Yeah, we'll get food, okay?
Jesus Christ.
Relax!Copy !req
143. Okay, yeah, I'm...
I'm getting crazy.Copy !req
144. All right, I'll get the food.
Yeah. Oh, my God.Copy !req
145. You guys get the supplies.
Okay, we'll get the supplies.Copy !req
146. Okay. Okay.
Give us the cash
because...Copy !req
147. No, no, it's okay.
I have Frank's credit card.
You take the cash.Copy !req
148. You got the cash.
We got the credit card.
Let's go.Copy !req
149. Hey, you know
what I was thinking?
In addition to supplies,Copy !req
150. it might be nice to grab
some girls, you know,
get them back to the bar.Copy !req
151. This Jackie Denardo chick...
She's, uh,Copy !req
152. sparked another storm inside me,
if you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
153. Might be nice to ride
the storm out with some chicks.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
154. We could use 'em to repopulate
the planet or something.
That'll be great to have them.Copy !req
155. I'm not going to entertain
this notion anymore.
I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
156. I'd at least like to find one,
like, Mexican or Mayan or
something for predictions.Copy !req
157. No, but get
some batteries though.Copy !req
158. You be the battery guy,
and I'll be the...
the "chicks and tits" guy.Copy !req
159. All right.Copy !req
160. Frank! Frank, you want
to come help me
do this or what?Copy !req
161. No. Come over here.
I want you to see this.Copy !req
162. Frank... Come on, check this out.Copy !req
163. At any moment,
hoards of maniacs could come
pouring through the windows.Copy !req
164. This doesn't concern you?
Come on, Deandra.Copy !req
165. Please come over here
and sit down,
look at this.Copy !req
166. What?Copy !req
167. You remember years ago
there was a storm
in New Orleans?Copy !req
168. Hurricane Katrina?
Yes.Copy !req
169. Yeah, I remember it.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, check this out.Copy !req
170. What do you think
those people are doing...
surviving or looting?Copy !req
171. They're surviving.
Ah. Okay.Copy !req
172. Do you remember a man
named Rodney King?
Yes, of course I do.Copy !req
173. Okay, the L.A.P.D.
worked him over really good.Copy !req
174. Yes.
Okay. This was taken during
the Rodney King riots.Copy !req
175. What do you think
these people are doing...
looting or surviving?Copy !req
176. Well, they're looting.
Ah, of course.Copy !req
177. It's the media, see?
When it's white people,
it's survival.Copy !req
178. And when it's black people,
it's looting.Copy !req
179. No, Frank. It's because
the white people
are stealing bread...Copy !req
180. and the black people
are stealing speakers.Copy !req
181. If the white people were
stealing stereo equipment, I
would say they were looting too.Copy !req
182. How do you know
the blacks don't have
bread in those speakers?Copy !req
183. What are you talking about?
What are we talking about
right now?
Listen!Copy !req
184. There are big things to do.
Calm down.
This is the best part.Copy !req
185. More?
Yeah. Just check this out.Copy !req
186. This was taken during the riots.Copy !req
187. Do you recognize
anybody in there?Copy !req
188. What are you doing in the video?Copy !req
189. I happened
to be out in L.A.
during the riots.Copy !req
190. I was on business.
And to steal ski equipment,
I guess.Copy !req
191. Yeah, well, I went in
for a loaf of bread.
I took some skis.Copy !req
192. Everybody's happy.
Not the people
who own the skis.Copy !req
193. Oh, shit!
All right, calm...Copy !req
194. Oh, my God!
The power went out!
Calm down.Copy !req
195. This is terrible!
We gotta get... Jesus!Copy !req
196. That's why I like to have
this little baby with me.
Goddamn it!Copy !req
197. Come on.
Let's go! To bunker!Copy !req
198. You come with me.
Yeah, go first.
Don't...Copy !req
199. Just be careful with that.Copy !req
200. We're gonna call it
a hurricane party.Copy !req
201. It's gonna be cool.
It's gonna be awesome.Copy !req
202. What's a hurricane party?
A hurricane party's exactly
what it sounds like.Copy !req
203. It's a party during a hurricane
at our bar... Paddy's Pub.Copy !req
204. I've heard
of that bar.
Yeah?Copy !req
205. Hey! Hello!Copy !req
206. All right! All right! Hi.Copy !req
207. Crazy, crazy weather
coming our way.
Yeah.Copy !req
208. You trying to get these girls
down to the bunker, or...Copy !req
209. Oh, no, I'm-I'm inviting
them back to our very cool
bar that we own.Copy !req
210. Oh! Cool, cool.
Yeah, we got
a sweet bunker too.Copy !req
211. It's, like, so secure,
people can't get in or out
if we don't want 'em to.Copy !req
212. We'll be, like,
totally safe down there.
Yeah.Copy !req
213. I got a bunch of supplies.
You guys like pickled eggs?Copy !req
214. We got sardines too.Copy !req
215. Yeah, we got a bunch of other,
you know, normal food...Copy !req
216. and normal stuff
there too.
Yeah.Copy !req
217. Yeah, it's a great bar.
Gonna be free drinks
for everybody.Copy !req
218. So you'll come.
You'll party with us.Copy !req
219. And you... Bring
your girlfriends, too,
you know?Copy !req
220. Sure.
We don't want just
the two of you.Copy !req
221. You got to bring
your girlfriends.
That's a requirement.Copy !req
222. Sounds like fun.Copy !req
223. Can our boyfriends come too?Copy !req
224. Oh.Copy !req
225. Your boyfriends?Copy !req
226. Yeah, our boyfriends.Copy !req
227. You two have boyfriends?Copy !req
228. How did you not know...Copy !req
229. that the reason I invited
you back to my bar...Copy !req
230. was to bang you?Copy !req
231. Get outta here.Copy !req
232. Get the hell outta here!
Get... Get outta here!Copy !req
233. - Shoo away from me!
- You're a dick.Copy !req
234. You're a dick.
She's a...
I'm not a dick.Copy !req
235. It's okay.
Take it easy, all right?Copy !req
236. Wh-Wh-What was that?
That was too dark.
They lied to me.Copy !req
237. Oh, okay. Well, just
let it go, all right?Copy !req
238. If you want to entice
these ladies, you gotta
talk about the bunker.Copy !req
239. You got to lead
with the bunker.
No.Copy !req
240. You end with the bunker.
Or you don't talk
about the bunker at all.Copy !req
241. Are you kidding me?
What are you wearing?Copy !req
242. Dude, they have
amazing stuff here.
I'm totally prepared.Copy !req
243. Check this out.Copy !req
244. How sweet is that?
Dude, what are you...
Drop that.Copy !req
245. Are you kidding me?
You think girls are gonna
want to come back to a bar...Copy !req
246. with a man dressed
the way you're dressed
and carrying a hatchet?Copy !req
247. Yeah. They're gonna be like,
"Look at this sweet dude...Copy !req
248. His awesome gear
and his awesome hatchet.Copy !req
249. He's prepared.
He's ready for anything.Copy !req
250. Storm coming?
Hatchet coming."Copy !req
251. Dude, I have an idea.
I'm gonna go
to the Office section.Copy !req
252. Meet me
in the Office section.
Okay. All right, good.Copy !req
253. I'll find Mac, 'cause we
gotta get out of here, man.
Okay, yeah. No, um...Copy !req
254. - Let's... Lose the hatchet.
- Come on, man. The...Copy !req
255. I got another hatchet.
Don't you worry about that.Copy !req
256. Dark as shit in here.Copy !req
257. It's very creepy.
Let's just get
to the bunker.Copy !req
258. What was that?
Was that a rat?Copy !req
259. It was a looter.
What...Copy !req
260. Behind us.Copy !req
261. Oh, a looter! Shoot him!Copy !req
262. - No, don't shoot!
- It's Cricket!Copy !req
263. Ooh! No!Copy !req
264. - Cricket!
- Oh, what are you doing down here, Cricket?Copy !req
265. Aah! I come down to the bunker
sometimes when it rains.Copy !req
266. Oh, we got to get him
to the hospital!Copy !req
267. No, I ain't goin'
to no hospital.Copy !req
268. They euthanize the homeless.
They're goddamned death camps!Copy !req
269. - You got no hand, Cricket!
- I have a hand, Frank.Copy !req
270. It's-It's a little...
I have a hole in it.
Big deal.Copy !req
271. Frank, I'm gonna be
honest with you.Copy !req
272. I don't really wanna go
to the hospital either
because...Copy !req
273. We're gonna be there
when the hurricane hits,Copy !req
274. and it's gonna be packed
to the gills with vagrants.Copy !req
275. Are you out of your mind?
This man is bleeding
to death here!Copy !req
276. You know what we could do?
We could dress him up
and take him upstairs.Copy !req
277. Then the looters
would think he's
the owner of the bar,Copy !req
278. and they'd have
their way with him,
and, if he died,Copy !req
279. you know, it's on them
and-and not on us.Copy !req
280. That-That's good.
Let's just do that.Copy !req
281. Don't listen to him!
He's delirious!Copy !req
282. - You're bleeding out, Cricket!
- It's nothing.
Frank, this is nothing.Copy !req
283. Goddamn it! All right, Cricket.
All right, fine. We'll go.
We'll go to the hospital.Copy !req
284. Frank, we are coming
right back here
after we drop him off...Copy !req
285. to be where we are
safe in the bunker,
where we belong.Copy !req
286. - Okay, let's go!
- Okay, get out.Copy !req
287. You're marching me to the ovens!Copy !req
288. Dennis!Copy !req
289. There you are, dude.
Dude, things are getting
kind of bad in here, man.Copy !req
290. Like, people are
all worked up, right?Copy !req
291. I've been trying to find Mac.
He's not answering
my phone calls.Copy !req
292. I went out to the parking lot to
see if he was out there hiding
out in the car or something.Copy !req
293. He took off!
Car's gone!Copy !req
294. Mmm, well, clearly,
he's evacuated
to the Poconos.Copy !req
295. Do you really think
he'd do that to us?
Absolutely do that to us.Copy !req
296. I don't know.
This is bad, dude.Copy !req
297. What you got here?
What you working on?Copy !req
298. Oh, this is great.
This is an agreement
for the women.Copy !req
299. Yeah, it guarantees
that whoever comes back
to the bar with us...Copy !req
300. agrees to follow
all the rules
that we set forth.Copy !req
301. That's smart.
Walk me through the details.
What you got, Dennis?Copy !req
302. It's all
very simple, Charlie.
Very simple stuff.Copy !req
303. Um, "I... state your name"...
Charlie Kelly.Copy !req
304. Hmm? Well, not your name.Copy !req
305. Oh.
Their name.Copy !req
306. "Being of sound mind and body,Copy !req
307. do solemnly pledge
that I do not have
a boyfriend,Copy !req
308. nor am I currently engaged
in a sexual relationship...Copy !req
309. with another individual,
females excluded."
Right.Copy !req
310. "I hereby agree to be easygoing,Copy !req
311. to engage in playful
conversation,Copy !req
312. to always act as though
I desire your penis
even when I don't."Copy !req
313. Yeah.
It sort of goes on and on
like that for a while.Copy !req
314. I love it. Where do I sign?
Again, um, you don't
sign anywhere.Copy !req
315. If we're doing a contract,
I want to sign it, so...Copy !req
316. This isn't a contract
for you, Charlie.
Uh, it's not?Copy !req
317. This is a contract...Copy !req
318. Oh, my God.Copy !req
319. Charlie, I might be
in love with this woman.Copy !req
320. Not for the right
reasons, mind you.
I got an idea.Copy !req
321. Yeah.
Let's get her back
to the bunker, right?Copy !req
322. She's the perfect
kind of woman to start over
the new world with.Copy !req
323. We would create a race
of super giant-breasted women,
you know?Copy !req
324. I'd start sleeping
with your daughters.
You'd sleep with my daughters.Copy !req
325. I'd sleep with your daughters'
daughters.Copy !req
326. You'd sleep with my daughters'
daughters.Copy !req
327. We die, our sons would sleep
with our daughters' daughters'
daughters.Copy !req
328. It's like a perfect society.Copy !req
329. I see where you're going
with that, but it sounds like
it could get a little messy.Copy !req
330. It could get a little stick...
Let's work out a new agreement,
you know.Copy !req
331. All right, we'll come up
with a separate agreement.
Who sleeps with whose daughter?Copy !req
332. Okay, that sounds good.
All right, I'm gonna go
talk to this woman.Copy !req
333. All right, okay. Okay.
All right, okay.Copy !req
334. Um... Um...Copy !req
335. I gotta say, man,
this woman's really
throwing me off, dude.Copy !req
336. I feel very, very nervous.
I don't usually get nervous.Copy !req
337. You want me
to help you out?
Yeah. No.Copy !req
338. I'll go over there
with you.
No, no, no.Copy !req
339. I want you to stay
as far away from me
as possible.Copy !req
340. You're standing
too close to me
as it is actually.Copy !req
341. Have you gotten
into the cheese?
There's a whole cheese section.Copy !req
342. I bet there is.
I went nuts.Copy !req
343. All right, well, you stink.
Mm-hmm. All right,
you know what?Copy !req
344. I'll find Frank.
He'll pick us up.
Okay, yeah, go call Frank.Copy !req
345. I'm gonna go talk to the, uh...Copy !req
346. I don't think I can do it
dressed like this though.
I look ridiculous.Copy !req
347. You guys, I don't mean
to be a bother, but are
we almost at the hospital?Copy !req
348. Shut the hell up,
Cricket! Okay?Copy !req
349. I'm driving
as fast as I can!
Do you not see that?Copy !req
350. Move!Copy !req
351. What are you doing, Frank?Copy !req
352. What are you doing,
Frank?
I'm getting air.Copy !req
353. You're sucking it all up
with your panicking.
It's freezing outside.Copy !req
354. You're gonna catch cold,
and then everyone's gonna
get sick in the bunker.Copy !req
355. What are you talking about?
Freezing? It's sunny as shit.Copy !req
356. Will you calm down,
for crying out loud?Copy !req
357. You're gonna give me
a heart attack!Copy !req
358. Oh, all right.
Let's go.Copy !req
359. It's Charlie. Yo!Copy !req
360. You're shittin' me!
Huh?Copy !req
361. God!Copy !req
362. Mac went to the Poconos,Copy !req
363. left them stranded
by the All American
with the supplies!Copy !req
364. With the supplies?
No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
365. I'm not getting
stranded in the bunker
with no supplies!Copy !req
366. You guys, what about me?
I'm in pain. I'm in...
Shut up!Copy !req
367. Goddamn you, Cricket!
Goddamn you!
It's not about you!Copy !req
368. I'm gonna pick up the guys.
I'm gonna drop you off
at the hospital.Copy !req
369. It's gonna take
two seconds, okay?Copy !req
370. Is that okay, Cricket,
with you? Huh?Copy !req
371. Go!Copy !req
372. Come on, come on!
Get outta the way!Copy !req
373. I don't wanna die.Copy !req
374. Don't make me
do it, Cricket.
I will slice you in half!Copy !req
375. As you can see behind me, Larry,Copy !req
376. the storm is really taking
its toll on weary shoppers.Copy !req
377. The lines are still long
as frustrated customers
wait anxiously...Copy !req
378. to return home with some
emergency supplies...Copy !req
379. before the worst
of the storm hits.Copy !req
380. Jackie Denardo, Channel 5 News.Copy !req
381. We out? Good.Copy !req
382. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
383. It's... Hi.Copy !req
384. I'm Dennis... Reynolds.Copy !req
385. Hi. Hi... Dennis.Copy !req
386. I have a bar.
I own a bar.
It's my bar.Copy !req
387. And I wanted to invite you
to it... for...Copy !req
388. Uh, we have food and supplies,
and it would be a good place...Copy !req
389. This storm is gonna
be bad, as you know.Copy !req
390. So why not be at the bar
with me, um,Copy !req
391. and, you know,
for the good of the race?Copy !req
392. So come to the bar and, uh...Copy !req
393. Oh, and I have a contra...
an agreement.Copy !req
394. Uh, excuse me, sir.
And I need you to sign...Copy !req
395. - Yes?
- Yeah, it's about the storm.Copy !req
396. Okay?
Storm's not
gonna hit Philly.Copy !req
397. It's just gonna drizzle.Copy !req
398. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
399. How am I supposed to
turn that into news?
I don't know.Copy !req
400. Find some other way
to make these people
go nuts.Copy !req
401. We need a story.
Okay, thanks.Copy !req
402. Hey, Todd. Storm's
just been downgraded.Copy !req
403. Apparently we're just gonna
get a light drizzle.Copy !req
404. Goddamn it!
I have a bunker.Copy !req
405. Maybe we can turn this
into global warming.Copy !req
406. That always gets people
whipped up, huh?Copy !req
407. Get-Get-Get... If you get
in the bunker with me,Copy !req
408. then you'll be totally safe.Copy !req
409. For the good of the race,
we can create
an entire...Copy !req
410. Oh, my God!
Get lost, creep!Copy !req
411. You're gonna treat me
like a dog, huh?Copy !req
412. You're gonna
treat Cricket like a dog?Copy !req
413. Hospital.Copy !req
414. Hospital.Copy !req
415. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
416. Hurry it up.
Move it along.Copy !req
417. He's taking forever.
We're gonna die in...Copy !req
418. Hey, you look kind of Mayan.
You wouldn't happen to be
a Mayan, would you?Copy !req
419. Charlie!
Charlie, there you are.Copy !req
420. I think I found a Mayan.
We've been looking
all over for you.Copy !req
421. Cricket's out in the car
bleeding like a pig.
Seriously?Copy !req
422. We gotta get the supplies
right away.
I got great supplies.Copy !req
423. I've been getting
all sorts of stuff.
Things that would...Copy !req
424. Hey! Hey, hey!
That's my cart.Copy !req
425. Hey, folks!
Folks, listen up!Copy !req
426. I'm sorry, but
our credit card machines...Copy !req
427. just went down
due to a system overload.Copy !req
428. We can only accept cash
at this time.Copy !req
429. What?
Shit!Copy !req
430. - Okay, well, you got cash?
- I only have cards.Copy !req
431. Charlie, where's the cash
I gave you?Copy !req
432. Mac took off
with all our cash!
He just took off!Copy !req
433. What?
We're gonna die.Copy !req
434. I told you! I told you!Copy !req
435. I told you we're
dependent on machines.Copy !req
436. You guys,
once the machines go down,
then society collapses!Copy !req
437. We're going to hell
in a handcart.Copy !req
438. I got a plan, okay?
Let's just start
looting shit.Copy !req
439. Let's just grab shit.
Let's just grab
whatever we can.
Yes!Copy !req
440. No, you can't loot
until the crowd
whips up into a frenzy.Copy !req
441. The crowd is whipped up
into a frenzy.
They just stole my cart!Copy !req
442. I-I think the time
will be evident.Copy !req
443. Well, what are we
waiting for?
I don't know.Copy !req
444. Oh!Copy !req
445. Loot! Loot!
Time to loot! Loot!
Loot! Loot!Copy !req
446. Take everything...
and anything!Copy !req
447. Kill the machines!Copy !req
448. Kill the machines!Copy !req
449. It's their fault!Copy !req
450. Kill the machines
before they kill us!Copy !req
451. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
452. Come on, come on, come on.
Get it, get it, get it.Copy !req
453. Just seconds ago, a car crashed
through the building,Copy !req
454. and the crowd is scattering.Copy !req
455. Despite the fact that
the storm has been
downgraded,Copy !req
456. the people have
worked themselves into
an uncontrollable frenzy!Copy !req
457. It's the end of days!
This is the end of days!Copy !req
458. Pandemonium has struck!Copy !req
459. Come to the bunker!
Come to the bunker!Copy !req
460. Dennis, I got her!
Dennis, I got her!Copy !req
461. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
462. Is this the hospital?Copy !req
463. This isn't a hospital.Copy !req
464. 3-D boobies.Copy !req
465. Now this is news.Copy !req
466. Ahora, esta tormenta
no ha pasado todavía.Copy !req
467. Por favor, vayan a la tienda.Copy !req
468. Agarren las cosas
que necesiten para...Copy !req
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