1. Hey, guys, why are the urinals
filled with rocks?Copy !req
2. Oh, 'cause I put a bunch
of rocks in them.Copy !req
3. Oh. Okay, why?Copy !req
4. Well, you know how
they were broken, so I was,
like, filling them with ice?Copy !req
5. Now the ice machine's broken,
so I'm just filling 'em up
with rocks.Copy !req
6. You know that doesn't
make any sense, right?Copy !req
7. Replacing the ice with rocks?Copy !req
8. The ice actually
served a purpose, Cha...Copy !req
9. Oh! Oh, God!Copy !req
10. Oh, something just dripped
in my mouth!Copy !req
11. Yeah.
Ceiling is leaking.Copy !req
12. Oh, that's gross.
What'd it taste like?Copy !req
13. What'd it taste like?
Who gives a shit
what it tasted like, Frank?Copy !req
14. Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
15. You have been docking
our paychecks lately...Copy !req
16. so that you could pay
for shit like this
around the bar.Copy !req
17. - Why is nothing fixed?
- Yeah, by the way,Copy !req
18. I never agreed to let you
dock my paycheck.Copy !req
19. That seems like something
we should all vote on.Copy !req
20. It costs money
to run this place...Copy !req
21. and keep it neat...Copy !req
22. Hey, oh!Copy !req
23. What's up, bitches?Copy !req
24. What the shit is this?Copy !req
25. New scooter.
My surrogate money came in.Copy !req
26. Thirty G's, babies.Copy !req
27. - Oh, sweet.
Where's our cut?
- Your cut?Copy !req
28. Whoa! Hey, Mac makes
a really good point.Copy !req
29. Yeah, we worked
our asses off on
that baby scheme of yours.Copy !req
30. Give us part of the money
that you made.Copy !req
31. What the hell
are you talking about?
You did nothing for nine months.Copy !req
32. Get out! You couldn't have
pulled something like that off
without us.Copy !req
33. Yeah, they drove you
to the hospital,
they picked you up...Copy !req
34. I was there, I recall.Copy !req
35. Okay, I made all the contacts.
I pushed that
little monkey out,Copy !req
36. and now I'm going to be
claiming him as a dependent...Copy !req
37. and getting tax breaks
for the next 18 years.Copy !req
38. So you talk about a scheme?
How's that for
a long-term scheme, bitches?Copy !req
39. Uh, you guys
all better eat a dick,Copy !req
40. 'cause Sweet Dee
beat the system.Copy !req
41. Ooh! No, no, no.
Lady, sorry.Copy !req
42. Get out.Copy !req
43. Whatever god you're selling,
I ain't buying it.Copy !req
44. Miss Reynolds,
I'm with the I.R.S.Copy !req
45. We've been trying
to contact you for months.Copy !req
46. Have you not received
any of our letters?Copy !req
47. Letters?
What is it, 1986?Copy !req
48. I don't do letters, lady.
I'm all digital.Copy !req
49. Well, if you had
opened up the letters,Copy !req
50. you would understand
that you're being audited.Copy !req
51. Audited? Why?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
52. I'm not scamming the government,
if that's what you're saying.Copy !req
53. Your license plate says
"SCAMMIN'."Copy !req
54. Uh, no.Copy !req
55. What do you mean, no?Copy !req
56. Yes.Copy !req
57. Okay. I want to talk to you
about this dependent
that you're claiming...Copy !req
58. This, uh, Barnabas Reynolds.Copy !req
59. Yes, I would love that.Copy !req
60. I would love that...Copy !req
61. because I love to talk
about little Barney. I do.Copy !req
62. But now's not a great time.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
63. Because I-I left him
in the car...Copy !req
64. With the window down, of course.Copy !req
65. It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?Copy !req
66. Well, is there a better time?Copy !req
67. Would 3:00 work?Copy !req
68. 3:00 sounds great.Copy !req
69. I can't wait for 3:00.Copy !req
70. Hey, Frank.
We need to talk.Copy !req
71. We don't want you making
any major bar decisions
alone anymore,Copy !req
72. because you're sleazy
and we don't trust you.Copy !req
73. Yeah, we want to vote
on things now, okay?
We want a democracy.Copy !req
74. Well, that ain't gonna work.Copy !req
75. Because you guys get
really emotional
about everything.Copy !req
76. You'll start
arguing about shit,
and nothing will get done.Copy !req
77. We know
we're emotional people,
and we've discussed that.Copy !req
78. We think we have a solution.Copy !req
79. We're going to have
a daily meeting...Copy !req
80. where we will discuss
all bar matters.Copy !req
81. Emotion will be suppressed,
and reason will prevail.Copy !req
82. Reason will prevail!Copy !req
83. Yeah, we decided also
that we would say
"reason will prevail,"Copy !req
84. - every time someone says...
- Reason will prevail!Copy !req
85. You don't have to say it
right now...Copy !req
86. because I'm just
explaining to Frank
that reason will prevail.Copy !req
87. Reason will prevail!
Again, you don't
have to say it right now.Copy !req
88. If we're going to say it,
we're gonna say it every time.
If you made up the rule...Copy !req
89. Hold it, hold it.Copy !req
90. Okay, I'll tell you what.
I like this.Copy !req
91. You do?
Yeah.Copy !req
92. We should definitely do this...Copy !req
93. to make everything fair,
everything aboveboard.Copy !req
94. Let's go do it in there.
Come on.Copy !req
95. The first meeting
of Paddy's Congress...Copy !req
96. shall commence henceforth.Copy !req
97. Oh, first order of business.Copy !req
98. Yeah?
Let's talk about
how Frank handles the money.Copy !req
99. Yes.
Money, money, money,
money, money, money.Copy !req
100. Oh, whoa, whoa.
I know we gotta talk
about the money,Copy !req
101. but there are other issues
that are pressing too.Copy !req
102. - Like what, dude?
- Like one that comes
to mind is the dead dog.Copy !req
103. What dead dog?Copy !req
104. The dead dog in the alley.
It's been there
for about a week.Copy !req
105. Yeah, and we decided
that Charlie was gonna
throw it in the trash.Copy !req
106. No, you decided that.
We never got a vote.Copy !req
107. If Mac and I got
to vote on that,Copy !req
108. we would have voted to,
like, you know,
have a proper dog burial.Copy !req
109. That's a waste of time
and resources.Copy !req
110. Okay. Well, hold on
a second there, Frank.Copy !req
111. Let's put our new process
into action.Copy !req
112. I think the guys
should have an opportunity
to state their case...Copy !req
113. in a rational
and unemotional way.Copy !req
114. Guys, you have the floor.Copy !req
115. Yeah.
All right, sure.
Easy. Yeah.Copy !req
116. Yeah, all right.
No problem.
Okay.Copy !req
117. Uh, okay.Copy !req
118. Sometimes dogs die.Copy !req
119. Right! Um...Copy !req
120. Dogs, uh,Copy !req
121. die from cars sometimes,
sometimes not.Copy !req
122. There's also disease.Copy !req
123. There's also disease
in America and abroad.Copy !req
124. Many dogs...Copy !req
125. Goddamn it!
I don't know how
to express myself...Copy !req
126. unless through anger
and personal attack!Copy !req
127. I'm getting upset because
I'm not saying it right!
All right, guys.Copy !req
128. I want a dog funeral!
Guys, calm down.Copy !req
129. I'm going to step in here,
and I'm gonna speak for you
for a moment, if I may.Copy !req
130. I don't think it's
a good idea for us to spend
all of our hard-earned cash...Copy !req
131. on some ornate display
for the disposal...Copy !req
132. of what amounts
to an animal carcass,Copy !req
133. an animal that we never knew...Copy !req
134. or had a relationship with.Copy !req
135. I'm gonna go ahead and say
that I think we should
just throw it in a Dumpster.Copy !req
136. Come on!
No.
But, but, but...Copy !req
137. We'll have a candle on site.
We'll light it.Copy !req
138. We'll have a boom box there,
and you guys can say
a few words.Copy !req
139. Huh.Copy !req
140. I don't love it.
Me neither.Copy !req
141. But that dog
is turning into hot soup
out there in the sun.Copy !req
142. Okay.Copy !req
143. - Frank?
- Fine.Copy !req
144. Okay!
Hey! It works.Copy !req
145. See, Frank? We can get
through these issues
and be unemotional about it.Copy !req
146. That's one issue
off the docket right there.
Next issue...Copy !req
147. Let's talk
about the money.
Money!Copy !req
148. Oh, yes, we're gonna
talk about the money,Copy !req
149. but we have a list
of things on the docket here
that we gotta check off,Copy !req
150. and if we're
gonna do it right,
we're gonna do it right.Copy !req
151. And the next thing
on the list is limes
and how we slice them.Copy !req
152. Thick or thin?Copy !req
153. Let's talk
about the limes, guys.
We'll keep emotion out of it.Copy !req
154. - Reason will prevail.
- Reason will prevail.Copy !req
155. I think the limes
should be cut
a bit thinner.Copy !req
156. What the hell?
Thin limes?Copy !req
157. People will choke!
People will die!Copy !req
158. Calm dow...
Charlie, Charlie,
take emotion out of it.Copy !req
159. Charlie's got a point!
One of the cornerstones
of Paddy's Pub is thick limes.Copy !req
160. Yeah!
Don't tell me...Copy !req
161. I'm gonna put my thumb
through your eye,
you little bitch!Copy !req
162. No, no, no. Shh.
Stay calm, stay...Copy !req
163. Hey, hey, hey,
look at me.
Look at me, eh?Copy !req
164. Stay calm with me, okay?
Be unemotional.Copy !req
165. Let's-Let's be democratic.Copy !req
166. Let's put this thing
to a vote.
A vote?Copy !req
167. A vote solves everything
in a democracy, does it not?Copy !req
168. Yes.
So,Copy !req
169. all for thinner limes,
raise your hands.Copy !req
170. And all for thicker limes,
raise your hands.Copy !req
171. Now there you go.
That's a democracy
in action.Copy !req
172. That's two votes
against two votes.Copy !req
173. A perfect example
of when democracy
has failed.Copy !req
174. Good news, Dee!Copy !req
175. We have decided to occasionally
let you vote...Copy !req
176. on some pressing matters
in the bar, as we see fit.Copy !req
177. - What?
- Where do you land
on thick limes or thin limes?Copy !req
178. And try and keep your emotions
out of it,Copy !req
179. - even though people
could choke and die.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
180. What's...
What's going on in here?Copy !req
181. Are you having another baby?
No! No.Copy !req
182. It's fine, okay?
I have it all under control.Copy !req
183. I'm getting audited.Copy !req
184. Audited?
Oh, she's screwed.Copy !req
185. That's a tax thing?
I'm not screwed.Copy !req
186. I got it all
under control.
I've got a handle on it.Copy !req
187. I just gotta find a baby
by 3:00 in the afternoon.Copy !req
188. Just get out.
Just get out now.
Hmm!Copy !req
189. A vote for thin limes
would get me out
of your apartment.Copy !req
190. Better yet,
a vote for thick limes...Copy !req
191. I'll throw myself
full force into this
little baby caper of yours.Copy !req
192. I don't need your help.
Look, Dee, you need our help.Copy !req
193. We need your help.
Let's work something out here.Copy !req
194. I don't know which stance you're
gonna do, and I wanna do it.
Stop standing like me.Copy !req
195. Okay, yeah. Let's help
each other out, okay?
I got an idea.Copy !req
196. You guys go magically
find me a baby by 3:00
in the afternoon,Copy !req
197. and then I'll...
I'll help you out
with your lime problem.Copy !req
198. Okay.
Yeah.Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. We can get you a baby.
Yeah, you want,
we'll get you a baby.Copy !req
201. No magic required.
How many babies you need?Copy !req
202. Just the one baby.
How long? Couple hours?Copy !req
203. 3:00 this afternoon.
No, no.
How long you need it for?Copy !req
204. You want it for life or you...
Just a short-time baby.Copy !req
205. Easy.
Oh, my God, you guys,
this is so exciting.Copy !req
206. Oh, this is amazing.
You have no idea
how much you're helping me.Copy !req
207. Okay, let's see. Um...
All right, I tell you what.Copy !req
208. Here's how to handle
your lime situation.Copy !req
209. It has been decided.Copy !req
210. We are now the Pickle Party...Copy !req
211. and Dee has joined us.Copy !req
212. We are going to vote for pickles
in the bar instead of limes.Copy !req
213. What are you talking about?
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
214. The point is, our three votes
will always beat your two.Copy !req
215. We win, dude.
Give me a beer
with a pickle in it.Copy !req
216. Well, what happens
when you three disagree
with each other?Copy !req
217. We're not going to disagree.
That is the point
of the Pickle Party.Copy !req
218. We're very aligned
on these issues.Copy !req
219. You can't just start
your own party.Copy !req
220. - You got to talk to people...
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
221. If you're not as educated
or as informed,Copy !req
222. what you do is you
start your own party
and you yell the loudest.Copy !req
223. We want attention!Copy !req
224. O-O-Okay.
All right. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
225. No, you're the Pickle Party.
Great.Copy !req
226. Okay, so let's just
accept that and move on.Copy !req
227. Yes, Frank, move on.Copy !req
228. - Reason will prevail.
- Pickles will prevail!Copy !req
229. Okay, well, the next issue
on our list...Copy !req
230. should be a pretty easy one
for the Pickle Party
to agree on.Copy !req
231. "A crucifix in the bar."Copy !req
232. Ah! You are right.
This is an easy one.Copy !req
233. Why wouldn't we have
a crucifix in the bar?
'Cause we're a bar.Copy !req
234. W... Right, but we're
an Irish Catholic bar.
We're an Irish bar.Copy !req
235. Yeah, Irish Catholic bar,Copy !req
236. and therefore
a giant wooden crucifix...Copy !req
237. is a celebration
of our heritage.
Giant?Copy !req
238. Yeah.
How big of a crucifix
do you want?Copy !req
239. Big.
It should be the centerpiece
of the whole room.Copy !req
240. I mean, it should dominate
every conversation.Copy !req
241. That's gonna be terrifying.
It should be terrifying.Copy !req
242. That's how you know
God loves you, Charlie.Copy !req
243. I don't want a giant,
bloody man...Copy !req
244. in the bar
scaring the customers,
and most importantly, me!Copy !req
245. You see that, Frank?
I saw it.Copy !req
246. I just played them
like a fiddle.Copy !req
247. - A goddamn fiddle.
- What do you want?Copy !req
248. I want in on the action.Copy !req
249. Whatever it is that you
got going on around here,
I want a piece of it.Copy !req
250. Okay? You see, Frank,Copy !req
251. you might not know this,
but you need me.Copy !req
252. People don't trust you, Frank.Copy !req
253. You're a piece of shit...Copy !req
254. and you're ugly
and you ooze sleaze
and you're very, very ugly.Copy !req
255. All right, I'm gonna
make you my puppet.Copy !req
256. Right here.
Puppet.Copy !req
257. Look, I've been cooking
the books in the bar
for years.Copy !req
258. I freaking knew it.
All kinds of avenues
and shell corporations.Copy !req
259. It's all fake,
and it's all in here.Copy !req
260. Let me see.
Check it out. Right there.Copy !req
261. Oh, man. Holy shit.Copy !req
262. What-What is this one?
"Wolf Cola"?Copy !req
263. Wolf Cola.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
264. That's a bogus
soda distributor.
I made it up.Copy !req
265. Yeah, it's fake!Copy !req
266. The whole idea is,
the more corporations
that you can plant offshore...Copy !req
267. Right.
the more money
you can rake in.Copy !req
268. Da-da-da!
I don't care about
any of these details,Copy !req
269. but I like these figures
I'm seeing.Copy !req
270. I'll be the puppet
and do my dance,Copy !req
271. and you can keep
the goddamn details to yourself.Copy !req
272. Uh!Copy !req
273. I don't think I hear
any arguing out there.Copy !req
274. So we can have the crucifix,Copy !req
275. but it needs to be
in the back of the bar.Copy !req
276. See, I can live with that.Copy !req
277. That's a compromise
right there, man.Copy !req
278. All right!Copy !req
279. Pickle Party compromise!Copy !req
280. Huh, huh, huh!
Tasteful Crucifix party.Copy !req
281. Hey, hey, hey! All right!Copy !req
282. Sounds like you guys
came to a compromise.Copy !req
283. That's great.
We cross the crucifix issue
off the list.Copy !req
284. One quick question
before I do though.Copy !req
285. How bloody is this guy gonna be?Copy !req
286. Not bloody at all.
Very bloody.Copy !req
287. - What?
- He's gotta be drenched
in blood.Copy !req
288. I mean, covered in blood.Copy !req
289. Why?
That's the whole point.Copy !req
290. You need to see
the wounds of Christ.
Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
291. It's bad enough I'm gonna
let you put the stupid cross
up in the first place.Copy !req
292. Stupid cross?
You son of a bitch, I knew it!
I knew it!Copy !req
293. It's a massacre!
I don't want to look
at a massacre!Copy !req
294. So, according to our records,Copy !req
295. you are claiming a dependent
for which you have
no official documentation.Copy !req
296. Yes?Copy !req
297. Mmm.Copy !req
298. Are you okay?
You're sweating profusely.Copy !req
299. Oh, no. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
300. I, um... I'm just very worried.Copy !req
301. You know, the babysitters...Copy !req
302. were supposed to bring
the baby back by 3:00,
and, uh...Copy !req
303. Where are you?
Where are you guys?Copy !req
304. I understand.Copy !req
305. Crying baby!
Crying baby here!Copy !req
306. There's my sweet baby.
Excuse me, won't you?Copy !req
307. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
308. You guys!
You've got a baby.
Where did you find a baby?Copy !req
309. Oh, you guys,
I love you so much.
Where did you...Copy !req
310. Okay, Dee, which crucifix
do you find more tasteful?Copy !req
311. Are out of your goddamn minds?
What is this?
Where's the baby?Copy !req
312. Do you wanna add kidnapping
on top of all the other shit
you got going on right now?Copy !req
313. We had a plan.
We had a plan.Copy !req
314. She's totally
buying it, okay?
Come on. Make a decision.Copy !req
315. Yeah, but for how long?
She could be out there
for hours,Copy !req
316. and I have to produce
a real baby!Copy !req
317. Stop thinking
about your problems,Copy !req
318. and start thinking
about our problems.Copy !req
319. You know, calm...
Calm down. Calm down.Copy !req
320. You are so emotional
right now.
And so wet too.Copy !req
321. Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
322. Okay, just shut up
for a second.
Let me think.Copy !req
323. All right, yes.
Go to the bar.Copy !req
324. That'll get me out of here
and buy me some time
to get this bitch off my balls.Copy !req
325. Bye!Copy !req
326. Very, very sick baby.
Very sick baby!Copy !req
327. It's so sad when
they don't feel well,
isn't it?Copy !req
328. Lock up, won't you,
on your way out?
And let's definitely reschedule.Copy !req
329. Let's do. Shh!Copy !req
330. Hey, yeah, so I was
thinking about my title.Copy !req
331. Because I think
it should be Vice President
of Worldwide Distribution.Copy !req
332. But you don't need a title.Copy !req
333. What I need you to do
for the next three weeks
is deflect Mac and Charlie.Copy !req
334. That's easy.
I can do that, Frank.
That's what I'm good at.Copy !req
335. But I am gonna need
a business card,Copy !req
336. 'cause I want to be able
to hand that shit to people...Copy !req
337. so they know
that I am in a place of power.Copy !req
338. It's not important.
It's important to me,
Frank!Copy !req
339. And I know that what's important
to you is money and power,Copy !req
340. but I don't want real power,
because with real power
comes real responsibility,Copy !req
341. and I don't want
any of that shit.Copy !req
342. I just want the money
and the illusion of power.Copy !req
343. And puss.Copy !req
344. What?
Hell, I don't know, Frank.
I don't know, man.Copy !req
345. What?
Tell me. Tell me.Copy !req
346. I need something.Copy !req
347. I mean, I got this, uh...Copy !req
348. This giant gaping hole
inside me.Copy !req
349. Oh.
And I'm...Copy !req
350. I'm always trying to fill it...
with something.Copy !req
351. I like to call it my, uh...
my God hole.Copy !req
352. Oh.
And I think a lot of people
in this world,Copy !req
353. they-they fill it with religion.Copy !req
354. But I don't believe in God.Copy !req
355. But you want to fill it
with pussy.Copy !req
356. Yeah.Copy !req
357. - Yo!
- Hey, Dennis and Frank, you here?Copy !req
358. Yeah, oh, oh! Good.Copy !req
359. Guys, we gotta help Dee
with her tax audit situation.Copy !req
360. So, Dennis, please,
if you could take the floor.Copy !req
361. W-Wait, wait.
What tax audit situation?Copy !req
362. Oh, right.
Okay, so Dee's baby scheme
blew up in her face,Copy !req
363. and now she's getting audited.Copy !req
364. Deandra,
did you tell the I.R.S.
you work here?Copy !req
365. - Of course I did.
- We can't have the I.R.S.
looking around our books.Copy !req
366. - Why? What's wrong
with our books?
- Let me step in here.Copy !req
367. Um, I think what
you're trying to say...Copy !req
368. is that the I.R.S. poking
around our bar business
is no good for anyone.Copy !req
369. Look, it's gonna be
best for all of us...Copy !req
370. to get the I.R.S.
off of Dee's back.Copy !req
371. Okay.Copy !req
372. So, as the only rational
and emotionless person here,Copy !req
373. I'm gonna tell you guys
what we need to do.Copy !req
374. See, you've all been trying
to convince the I.R.S.
that Dee's baby is alive.Copy !req
375. What you really need
to be doing...Copy !req
376. is convincing the I.R.S.
that Dee's baby...Copy !req
377. is dead.Copy !req
378. This is dark.Copy !req
379. Darkest thing
we've ever done.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
380. Uh, hello.Copy !req
381. I'm looking for Dee Reynolds.
Yes.Copy !req
382. Won't you have
a seat please?
What's going on?Copy !req
383. Baby croaked.
Oh, uh, yes.Copy !req
384. Oh... Oh, my God.Copy !req
385. This is insane, right?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
386. I mean, this definitely feels...Copy !req
387. like emotion
trumping reason, correct?
Yep.Copy !req
388. Also, dude, I'm sorry,Copy !req
389. but is this the size
you had in mind?Copy !req
390. Yes.Copy !req
391. It's too big.
It's not too big.Copy !req
392. You should just
be happy I didn't
spray it down yet.Copy !req
393. No. you're not getting
any more blood.
That's it.Copy !req
394. "He was my sweet angel."Copy !req
395. All right, Dee, here we go.
It's showtime.
Are you ready?Copy !req
396. I'm getting nervous, Dennis,
'cause I don't think I can do
the speech that you wrote.Copy !req
397. Let me hear some of it.
And this is the thing.
I can't cry on command.Copy !req
398. Jesus Christ, Dee.Copy !req
399. I mean, how are you planning
on becoming an actress at all?Copy !req
400. You can't make people laugh,
'cause you're not funny.Copy !req
401. You can't cry on command.
What can you do?Copy !req
402. I-I can try harder,
but it's just that...
All right, well,Copy !req
403. the good news is
I anticipated this
so I brought...Copy !req
404. What's that?
Little bit of chili powder.Copy !req
405. I'm gonna blow this
directly into your eyes,
and trust me, you'll cry.Copy !req
406. Wait. Is that safe though?
Is this...Copy !req
407. Well, it's...
You know, it's safe enough.
Let's give it a try, shall we?Copy !req
408. Aaah! What...
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
409. Oh, shit!Copy !req
410. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
411. Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Save it, save it!Copy !req
412. We're starting. Ready?
We're starting, Dee.
Break a leg.Copy !req
413. Son of a...Copy !req
414. It's really heavy.
What did Frank
put in there?Copy !req
415. The urinal rocks.Copy !req
416. Oh. Coming in handy,
huh?
Yeah.Copy !req
417. Oh, this is a very sad day...Copy !req
418. for the entire
Paddy's Pub family.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
419. At times like this, I...Copy !req
420. I like to quench my thirst
with a delicious Wolf Cola.Copy !req
421. Ahh! There's
nothing like that...Copy !req
422. to wash away the sorrow.Copy !req
423. Hear, hear.Copy !req
424. That's my bit.Copy !req
425. Now it's time
for the grieving mother.Copy !req
426. Uh... Oh...Copy !req
427. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
428. Ah, God.Copy !req
429. Thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
430. It's such a sad day, isn't it?Copy !req
431. Oh, little Barney!Copy !req
432. You were my special angel.Copy !req
433. And only angels can fly.
Good God. Sorry.Copy !req
434. Sob. Sob, you bitch.Copy !req
435. Oh, it hurts!Copy !req
436. God, it hurts!
The pain inside!Copy !req
437. God, it hurts so bad.Copy !req
438. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
439. Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
Okay, Dee.Copy !req
440. I'm sorry, I just... Aaah!Copy !req
441. Are my eyes bleeding?
Aaah!Copy !req
442. Oh, my God, is there blood?
Okay.Copy !req
443. Is there blood?
You son of a bitch!Copy !req
444. Wow! Heavy stuff, guys.Copy !req
445. Heavy stuff.
Heavy subject matter.Copy !req
446. Anyway, uh, Barney,Copy !req
447. you died too young...Copy !req
448. Before you could walk,Copy !req
449. before you could talk,Copy !req
450. and before you had
the chance to get together
the proper paperwork,Copy !req
451. all that paperwork
that you need to prove...Copy !req
452. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
453. Wolf Cola, everyone.Copy !req
454. It's the right cola for closure.Copy !req
455. Let's talk about closure,
'cause that...Copy !req
456. Can I talk to you
for a second?
Yeah.Copy !req
457. Dude, something stinks.
I know, I know.Copy !req
458. Have you noticed
that all we wanted to do
was talk about our money...Copy !req
459. Right.
and then we kept
getting pushed...Copy !req
460. into talking about other things?Copy !req
461. And then when we'd leave,
Frank and Dennis
became all buddy-buddy?Copy !req
462. Yeah, there were
a lot of backroom dealings
going on in here, you know?Copy !req
463. What the hell is this?Copy !req
464. "Dennis Reynolds,
Executive Vice President...Copy !req
465. of Worldwide Distribution,
Wolf Cola."Copy !req
466. What the hell, dude?Copy !req
467. Now I'm getting pissed off,
'cause I think those two
are conspiring against us.Copy !req
468. Let's go out there
and expose these sons
of bitches for who they are.Copy !req
469. And the most important thing
to remember is that
this whole thing is over.Copy !req
470. Right?
Dead.Copy !req
471. Every single person
in this room has to move on.Copy !req
472. That's excellent.
Excellent, Dennis!
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
473. Now we would like
to pay our respects
to the dead baby.Copy !req
474. And in the Christian tradition,Copy !req
475. we're gonna open up the casket
to take one last look
at his tiny corpse.Copy !req
476. - You don't want to do that.
- What is happening?Copy !req
477. This is what you get
when you mess
with the Pickle Party.Copy !req
478. Pickle Party.
Prepare for your hearts
to turn to stones!Copy !req
479. - Ugh!
- What the hell is that?Copy !req
480. It's the dead dog
from the alleyway.Copy !req
481. I was compromising.Copy !req
482. I figured we'd give it
a proper burial.Copy !req
483. Okay. Well, I'm done here.Copy !req
484. Well, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
485. Dee's definitely
going down in this audit.Copy !req
486. I think
we're all going down, Charlie.Copy !req
487. Okay, you know what?
Here...Copy !req
488. Let's vote on something
once and for all.Copy !req
489. Everybody in favor
of Frank not making
all of the decisions...Copy !req
490. in the bar anymore,
raise your hands.Copy !req
491. Great, that's settled.Copy !req
492. Even he's on board.
Okay.Copy !req
493. And finally, all in favor...Copy !req
494. of going back to the old system
of organized chaos,Copy !req
495. where emotion trumps reason
every single time...Copy !req
496. and we just yell at each other
to get the shit that we want,
raise your hands.Copy !req
497. Fantastic! I've got a few things
I'd like to yell about now,
so we can all start.Copy !req
498. You opened the casket!
My eyes!Copy !req
499. My eyes!Copy !req
500. Why are your eyes bleeding?
I'll take care of you...Copy !req
501. Why the hell
did you open the casket?Copy !req
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