1. Burn! Burn! Burn!Copy !req
2. Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!Copy !req
3. Burn! Burn! Burn!Copy !req
4. Hey! Burn, burn! Burn!Copy !req
5. Yeah, cool.
What are you guys burning?Copy !req
6. Bunch of garbageCopy !req
7. and burns the tar
that's just taking up space.Copy !req
8. No, goddamn it!Copy !req
9. Wait, Frank, why are
you burning our photo album pictures?Copy !req
10. What do you mean?
Because it's trash.Copy !req
11. You kidding me? Oh, my God!Copy !req
12. Dude, these are all the picturesCopy !req
13. from our Jersey Shore vacations.
You were gonna burn these?Copy !req
14. Yeah.Copy !req
15. These were, like, the
happiest days of our lives.Copy !req
16. Oh, come on, Jersey
Shore sucked.Copy !req
17. The Shore didn't suck, Frank.Copy !req
18. You sucked, okay?Copy !req
19. You just complained the whole time
and ruined it for everyone else.Copy !req
20. Yeah, because I had
to do all the work.Copy !req
21. I never got to relax.Copy !req
22. I would love to
go on a vacation.Copy !req
23. Oh, my God, me, too.Copy !req
24. I would love to
go on a vacation.Copy !req
25. Yeah, but not to the
Jersey Shore, though.Copy !req
26. I mean, that place
sounds like a nightmare.Copy !req
27. What's wrong with
the Jersey Shore?Copy !req
28. Come on.
You've seen that TV show.Copy !req
29. It's just a bunch of sweaty
Guidos getting hopped upCopy !req
30. on energy drinks and giving
each other diseases.Copy !req
31. Yeah, no, the Jersey Shore
is nothing like that.Copy !req
32. It's a magical place where
people swim in the ocean andCopy !req
33. they get to ride on fun rides and
they get to have their first kiss.Copy !req
34. Dude, you would love it.Copy !req
35. Well, hang on a second.Copy !req
36. I've never seen the ocean.Copy !req
37. I could get into that if you guys
want to go down to the Shore.Copy !req
38. Aw, yes!Copy !req
39. Yes!Copy !req
40. We should all go to
the Shore together.Copy !req
41. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
42. Maybe I'll knock myself out and
we'll head down to the Shore.Copy !req
43. Yeah, but I feel like you're
just gonna screw it up if youCopy !req
44. try and knock yourself out.Copy !req
45. Yeah, you're probably gonna
come to halfway there, and thenCopy !req
46. complain the rest of the time.Copy !req
47. Yeah, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
48. Why don't I take the rag, I'll
get the chloroform, I'll get youCopy !req
49. when you least expect it.Copy !req
50. All right, sweet.Copy !req
51. Yeah?Copy !req
52. Yeah!
Goin' down to the Jersey Shore!Copy !req
53. Yeah, going to the Shore, baby!Copy !req
54. Now, this ocean,
explain it to me.Copy !req
55. It's, like, it goes on forever?Copy !req
56. Go to sleep, go to sleep.Copy !req
57. So, I woke up, like, halfway
there, and then you justCopy !req
58. snuffed me out again, huh, Mac?Copy !req
59. Oh, this place turned
into a major shithole.Copy !req
60. It does not look exactly the
way I remember it looking.Copy !req
61. No, no, it's different,
it's different.Copy !req
62. The guy at the front desk said
there was meth lab explosion,Copy !req
63. so the hotel burned down.Copy !req
64. They had to rebuild it.Copy !req
65. Something like that.Copy !req
66. There's a smell, too, like...
Don't sweat it, you guys.Copy !req
67. Listen, with any luck at all,
we won't be spending any timeCopy !req
68. here, so just think of
it more like a locker.Copy !req
69. Yes!Copy !req
70. I'm sorry, is no one gonna
talk about Dee's hair?Copy !req
71. Oh, I was waiting to pounce.Copy !req
72. I just didn't know
what our cue was.Copy !req
73. Yeah, I was waiting for
Dennis to jump on top of it.Copy !req
74. And then we were gonna slay her.Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. No, no. It's fine.Copy !req
77. All the cool girls get their
hair braided at the Shore.Copy !req
78. I think she looks like Bo Derek.Copy !req
79. Thank you, Dennis.Copy !req
80. Mm-hmm. You see, Dee and I have some
very fond memories of the Shore.Copy !req
81. We're not gonna have you
sullying those great memoriesCopy !req
82. with all your goddamn insults.Copy !req
83. Mm-mm.Copy !req
84. Are you drinking sunscreen?Copy !req
85. No, no, it's a decoy.Copy !req
86. We're drinking tequila out
of sunscreen bottles.Copy !req
87. Very strict open container
laws here at the Jersey Shore.Copy !req
88. Cheers.Copy !req
89. Holy shit!Copy !req
90. Is that the ocean?Copy !req
91. Yep.Copy !req
92. Yeah, buddy, that's the ocean.Copy !req
93. What's on the other
side of it there?Copy !req
94. Europe.Copy !req
95. Yeah.Copy !req
96. Now, how long would it take...?Copy !req
97. Do not try and swim to Europe.Copy !req
98. No.Copy !req
99. Don't swim to Europe?Copy !req
100. Do not.Copy !req
101. As a matter of fact, why don't
you stick with Dee and ICopy !req
102. because we can show you the
ropes here at the Jersey Shore.Copy !req
103. All right, everybody, you
know what time it is!Copy !req
104. Let's go strut the beach.Copy !req
105. Not strutting shit.Copy !req
106. No beach strutting for me.Copy !req
107. I'm gonna find a place
to relax and unwind.Copy !req
108. Frank, I'm with you.Copy !req
109. Yeah.Copy !req
110. Why don't you grab
us some booze?Copy !req
111. I'll go down to the beach
and get us some prime realCopy !req
112. estate before those gorilla
dickheads get down there.Copy !req
113. Yeah. Gonna relax.Copy !req
114. Let's do it!Copy !req
115. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
116. Oh, man, this ocean breeze
feels so good on my scalp.Copy !req
117. Yeah, it feels awesome.Copy !req
118. The sand feels good
beneath my feet.Copy !req
119. Uh-huh.Copy !req
120. I'm a little curious as to where
all the people are, though.Copy !req
121. No idea, no idea.Copy !req
122. Didn't want to say anything,
didn't want to ruin the mood,Copy !req
123. but where are the people?Copy !req
124. I'm seeing a lot more
dogs than people, right?Copy !req
125. There are a shit-ton of
dogs out here, I tell ya.Copy !req
126. Where are their masters?Copy !req
127. I don't think these
dogs have masters.Copy !req
128. I think these dogs play
by their own rules.Copy !req
129. Well, clearly, the action
has shifted elsewhere.Copy !req
130. Want to go to the boardwalk?Copy !req
131. Hey, let's go to the boardwalk!Copy !req
132. Yes!Copy !req
133. Yeah! Hey, Charlie!Copy !req
134. Charlie!Copy !req
135. Come here!Copy !req
136. Dude, oh, my God, this
place is amazing!Copy !req
137. Right?Copy !req
138. Yeah!Copy !req
139. And the sun block drink?Copy !req
140. Nice, guys.Copy !req
141. They're really good.Copy !req
142. They're really good.Copy !req
143. Thing is, I didn't make you one.Copy !req
144. Oh! Jesus Chris, Charlie!Copy !req
145. You're drinking sun block.Copy !req
146. It's good. It gets you,
it gets you all.Copy !req
147. Yeah, you're ingesting viscous chemicals,
and they're getting you high.Copy !req
148. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
149. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
150. Okay, we're going to the boardwalk.
What do you say?Copy !req
151. Oh, really?Copy !req
152. You want to leave?Copy !req
153. Yeah.Copy !req
154. I feel like we're just scratching the
surface of all the cool shit out here.Copy !req
155. What cool shit?Copy !req
156. Well, the sea specimens, the
stray dogs, the trash thatCopy !req
157. floated over from Europe.Copy !req
158. Yeah, but we didn't come here to
play with stray dogs and trash, man.Copy !req
159. We came here to soak
up the culture.Copy !req
160. And the boardwalk is the
cultural center of the JerseyCopy !req
161. Shore, so let's go there.Copy !req
162. Come on, man!Copy !req
163. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
164. Goin' to the boardwalk.Copy !req
165. Yo, Mac, you see that sign
there that says "Taxic spill"?Copy !req
166. Yeah.Copy !req
167. What's that?Copy !req
168. Disregard that, Frank.Copy !req
169. It's a bunch of
liberal bullshit.Copy !req
170. Right, right.Copy !req
171. This is a nice spot.Copy !req
172. Yeah, yeah. Whoa!Copy !req
173. What's that?Copy !req
174. You were supposed to get booze.Copy !req
175. Oh, this is ham soaked in rum.Copy !req
176. It is loaded with booze.Copy !req
177. Goddamn it, Frank,
eating your drinks?Copy !req
178. That is genius!Copy !req
179. Ow!Copy !req
180. What?Copy !req
181. What the... What the...
What is that?Copy !req
182. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
183. I got stuck with a needle.Copy !req
184. Yeah, that's a syringe.Copy !req
185. Be careful. They are everywhere.Copy !req
186. The beach is full of syringes.Copy !req
187. Why is that?Copy !req
188. Well, we're in the steroid
capital of the world, Frank.Copy !req
189. To be honest with you, as a man
who works very hard to maintainCopy !req
190. a certain level of physical excellence,
I find shortcuts insulting.Copy !req
191. Now give me a piece of ham now.Copy !req
192. Hey, check that out.Copy !req
193. What the hell's a
dog doing here?Copy !req
194. Hey, hey, get out of here!Copy !req
195. Get out of here!Copy !req
196. Get out of here!Copy !req
197. Goddamn dogs, I'm
telling you, dude.Copy !req
198. The were lurking before,
now they're swarming.Copy !req
199. I'm not sharing my
ham with no dogs.Copy !req
200. I got a great idea.Copy !req
201. Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes,
getting rip-shit on ham.Copy !req
202. Might you say
we're getting "hammered."Copy !req
203. Oh, nice one.Copy !req
204. This is a great idea, Frank.Copy !req
205. Great idea.Copy !req
206. This is 90-proof ham.Copy !req
207. Screw you mutts!Copy !req
208. Get out of here, you bitch!Copy !req
209. Come and get it.Copy !req
210. Stupid dogs.Copy !req
211. We outsmarted those dogs, Frank.Copy !req
212. Dude, this is the
boardwalk, man.Copy !req
213. This is amazing.Copy !req
214. Yeah, it's a little bit more desolate
than I was hoping it would be, but...Copy !req
215. Yeah, but that's okay.Copy !req
216. It's still really great.Copy !req
217. Oh, Charlie, there's all kinds of rides
and games and opportunities to winCopy !req
218. stuffed toys.Copy !req
219. Yeah, man, the boardwalk
is a blast, man.Copy !req
220. But it is under the boardwalk
where the action really happens.Copy !req
221. Trust me, pal.Copy !req
222. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
223. Yeah.Copy !req
224. Oh, what's down there?Copy !req
225. Oh, Charlie, come on.Copy !req
226. So under the boardwalk's
where it's at?Copy !req
227. Yeah, man.Copy !req
228. This is gonna knock
your socks off.Copy !req
229. You never know who you're going to run
into, what they're gonna be doing.Copy !req
230. You love the bridge, right?Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. This is a lot like being under
the bridge, I would think.Copy !req
233. It's way better than that.Copy !req
234. Under the boardwalk is
a magical place, man.Copy !req
235. I have a special place in my heart
'cause I had my first kiss down here.Copy !req
236. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
237. Did you?Copy !req
238. Oh, dude, all kinds of romantic
shit happens... Oh, God!Copy !req
239. Oh, God!Copy !req
240. Oh, no!Copy !req
241. No! No! No!Copy !req
242. No! What was that?Copy !req
243. Two homeless guys
banging each other.Copy !req
244. I saw, but why?Copy !req
245. That's not magical.Copy !req
246. That's not romantic.Copy !req
247. That's your idea of romantic?Copy !req
248. No!Copy !req
249. There are other kinds of
romances that happen under here.Copy !req
250. I don't want to see
anything else like that.Copy !req
251. You know what, I'm out of here.Copy !req
252. 'Cause you guys are perverted.Copy !req
253. You get out of here.Copy !req
254. You get out of here.Copy !req
255. You get out of here, Charlie.Copy !req
256. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
257. Aw!Copy !req
258. Where's the beach?Copy !req
259. Frank, wake up.Copy !req
260. What? What's the matter?Copy !req
261. Where's the beach?Copy !req
262. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
263. We're in the middle
of the goddamn ocean!Copy !req
264. Yes, we are.Copy !req
265. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
266. Well, we're going to conk out
for a while and let the currentCopy !req
267. gently roll us back to shore.Copy !req
268. Frank, the current is what brought
us out here in the first place.Copy !req
269. If anything, we should be paddling
against it to get back to the beach.Copy !req
270. I'm going to pretend
like I didn't hear that.Copy !req
271. Frank, Frank, we are no
longer in relaxing mode.Copy !req
272. We are now in survival mode.Copy !req
273. Will you stop being so dramatic?Copy !req
274. Wait a minute.Copy !req
275. Wait a minute.Copy !req
276. Where's the rum ham?Copy !req
277. Where's the rum...?Copy !req
278. Aw!Copy !req
279. Rum ham!Copy !req
280. No, Frank, stay in the boat.Copy !req
281. Rum ham!Copy !req
282. Frank, stay in the boat.Copy !req
283. I want rum ham!Copy !req
284. I'm sorry, rum ham.Copy !req
285. I'm sorry, rum ham.Copy !req
286. Oh, rum ham.Copy !req
287. Yeah, this is going
to be great, right?Copy !req
288. Of course it is.Copy !req
289. Nothing like some good, innocent, wholesome,
above-the-boardwalk fun to, uh,Copy !req
290. get us back on track.Copy !req
291. Yes. Take a step back
from the situation.Copy !req
292. Get a clearer perspective.Copy !req
293. Yeah, and then we'll plummet
20 stories and the rush willCopy !req
294. propel us forward into
an awesome evening.Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. And hopefully cleanse us of the horrifying
events that we've just witnessed.Copy !req
297. These beads are really
digging into my back.Copy !req
298. Wind... I don't know.Copy !req
299. I don't know if we should
have come back here.Copy !req
300. I think we made a mistake, because
we have so many memories... Oh, no.Copy !req
301. Is my hair stuck?Copy !req
302. Yeah.Copy !req
303. It feels it's... Yeah?Copy !req
304. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
305. Well, get it.Copy !req
306. No.Copy !req
307. Get it out, because we're about to drop...
Get it!Copy !req
308. Stick your hand... You think I'm going
to stick my fingers into the machinery?Copy !req
309. Hey, hey, you down there.Copy !req
310. Do not make it go, because my
hair is stuck, and somethingCopy !req
311. terrible will happen.Copy !req
312. Oh, that's really in there.Copy !req
313. Oh, you idiot, stop the ride!Copy !req
314. Don't make it fall!Copy !req
315. Ow!Copy !req
316. Hey.Copy !req
317. How you holding up, sis?Copy !req
318. Not well, Dennis. Not well.Copy !req
319. Do you have any id how horrifying it was
to ride that back up to get my hair?Copy !req
320. Yeah, well, be thankful
you got it back.Copy !req
321. I just want to get my scalp
sewnack on and get the hellCopy !req
322. out of this miserable town.Copy !req
323. I'm starting to wonder what
the hell we ever saw in thisCopy !req
324. place, you know what I mean?Copy !req
325. I mean, look at this girl.Copy !req
326. What's her story?Copy !req
327. She's got a decent
bone structure.Copy !req
328. She was probably very
pretty when she was young.Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. Probably spent her summers here, lounging
on the beach and scooping ice cream.Copy !req
331. But she didn't want her summers to end,
so she got herself a fake I.D. and aCopy !req
332. push-up bra and started hanging
out at the local bars.Copy !req
333. Right.Copy !req
334. Developed a nasty coke habit, 'cause
she loved the way it made her feel.Copy !req
335. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
336. Extreme highs gave way to extreme
lows and she fell into a depression.Copy !req
337. Had herself a kid.Copy !req
338. Thought it would give
her a sense of purpose.Copy !req
339. And it did, for a while, until
she started using again.Copy !req
340. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
341. And then social services came
knocking at the door, and nowCopy !req
342. the kid lives upstate with his
grandparents, 'cause she can'tCopy !req
343. take care of this kid.Copy !req
344. And here she is festering away
in a one-bedroom apartmentCopy !req
345. waiting for the HIV
to turn into AIDS.Copy !req
346. And wondering what the hell...
You know I can hear you, right?Copy !req
347. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
348. We were just using you
as a metaphor, though.Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. We didn't mean
anything personal.Copy !req
351. Don't sweat it.Copy !req
352. You're not that far off.Copy !req
353. Hey.Copy !req
354. Hey, baby.Copy !req
355. Jesus, are you seeing this?Copy !req
356. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
357. God, even the doctors in
this town are drug dealers.Copy !req
358. Oh, hey, wait.Copy !req
359. What are you doing?Copy !req
360. Who are you?Copy !req
361. Where did you come from?Copy !req
362. Get out of here.Copy !req
363. Drop it.Copy !req
364. No. Goddamn it!Copy !req
365. Goddamn you!Copy !req
366. I hate this town, Dennis.Copy !req
367. I hate this town.Copy !req
368. Okay, okay, all right,
well calm down.Copy !req
369. It's understandable.Copy !req
370. You are missing a
piece of your scalp.Copy !req
371. Yeah.Copy !req
372. Sounds like you two
could use a break.Copy !req
373. Want to come party with
me and my friends?Copy !req
374. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
375. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
376. I'm so thirsty.Copy !req
377. Gargle some more water, bitch.Copy !req
378. I've been gargling.Copy !req
379. Well, don't snap at me.Copy !req
380. Well, quit acting so bossy.Copy !req
381. Okay, you know what, guy,
we can't fight, all right?Copy !req
382. We're both very cranky.Copy !req
383. We haven't eaten in
a very long time.Copy !req
384. I'm starving.Copy !req
385. Okay, all right, look, maybe
I'll dive down there, I'll spearCopy !req
386. a tuna, I'll wrestle him
on board and we'll feast.Copy !req
387. Boom, let's eat.Copy !req
388. All right, give me the knife.Copy !req
389. I can't give you the knife.Copy !req
390. What? Why not?Copy !req
391. 'Cause there may come a time
when difficult decisions must beCopy !req
392. made, and I'd rather be
the one with the knife.Copy !req
393. What difficult decisions?Copy !req
394. What are you talking about?Copy !req
395. You know, like things
you do to stay alive.Copy !req
396. Are you talking about killing
and eating me, Frank?Copy !req
397. All I'm saying is, that when you
go into survival mode, it'sCopy !req
398. every man for himself.Copy !req
399. You seem like you're in
survival mode right now.Copy !req
400. Maybe I am, maybe
I ain't, rum ham.Copy !req
401. Did you just call me rum ham?Copy !req
402. Frank, Frank, we cannot be
talking about killing and eatingCopy !req
403. each other already, okay?Copy !req
404. Tell that to the rum ham.Copy !req
405. Stop talking about
the goddamn rum ham.Copy !req
406. It should have been you!Copy !req
407. No!Copy !req
408. Jesus...Copy !req
409. Oh, no!Copy !req
410. Uh-oh.Copy !req
411. You see what you've done?Copy !req
412. You've murdered us both,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
413. Oh, shit, what's that?Copy !req
414. It's a boat!Copy !req
415. It's a boat!Copy !req
416. We're saved!Copy !req
417. Is that an Italian flag?Copy !req
418. It's the Guidos.Copy !req
419. Guidos, we're here.Copy !req
420. Over here.Copy !req
421. Oh!Copy !req
422. No way.Copy !req
423. Charlie?Copy !req
424. Hey.Copy !req
425. Oh, my God, what are
you doing down here?Copy !req
426. Did you follow me all the
way to the Jersey Shore?Copy !req
427. No! No, I swear.Copy !req
428. I'm just out here...
but that's cool!Copy !req
429. Can you believe we're...
That's like destiny!Copy !req
430. What... What's in your hand?Copy !req
431. Something stupid I found.Copy !req
432. No big deal.Copy !req
433. Can I see it?Copy !req
434. Yeah.Copy !req
435. Wow.Copy !req
436. That's really beautiful.Copy !req
437. I'll tell you what, I mean...
I think that's a pretty rareCopy !req
438. one, but you can
keep it if you want.Copy !req
439. Thanks, Charlie.Copy !req
440. Sure.Copy !req
441. So you going to insult
me and walk away?Copy !req
442. Or, or what's going on here?Copy !req
443. No, I, um...
I don't, I don't know, you know?Copy !req
444. I love the beach so much,
and it's so beautiful.Copy !req
445. I could probably just hang
out here for a little while.Copy !req
446. Cool.Copy !req
447. Just don't go under
the boardwalk.Copy !req
448. Okay.Copy !req
449. Guys, this is Dennis and Dee.Copy !req
450. I told them they could
roll with us tonight.Copy !req
451. Yeah, uh, hi.Copy !req
452. Yeah, we're, uh, looking forward
to partying with you all tonight.Copy !req
453. Does Bobby know about this?Copy !req
454. Don't worry, they're cool.Copy !req
455. Yeah.Copy !req
456. So, uh... what are we getting
into tonight, you guys?Copy !req
457. Yeah!Copy !req
458. Just waiting for Bobby.Copy !req
459. Then we're gonna hit
the liquor store.Copy !req
460. All right, cool.Copy !req
461. Yeah, well, you can't have
a party without liquor.Copy !req
462. That's right.Copy !req
463. So yeah.Copy !req
464. Let's hit the liquor store.Copy !req
465. Who the hell
are these two?Copy !req
466. Well, you're Bobby, I guess.Copy !req
467. Uh, we are just new acquaintances
of your friend Stephanie over here.Copy !req
468. Harmless people.Copy !req
469. You guys cool?Copy !req
470. Yeah.Copy !req
471. Well, I hate to toot my own horn,
but I am pretty cool, Bobby.Copy !req
472. Hit that.Copy !req
473. Yeah.Copy !req
474. And I can tell by the way
you're staring at me thatCopy !req
475. you're wondering
if I'm cool, too.Copy !req
476. Ooh.Copy !req
477. I'm just going to go ahead and nip
that in the bud right now, so...Copy !req
478. Oh, shit.Copy !req
479. That does not taste like weed.Copy !req
480. It burns a lot.Copy !req
481. It's angel dust.Copy !req
482. Angel... Dust.Copy !req
483. Embrace the night.Copy !req
484. What's over there?Copy !req
485. Beer, beer, beer, beer!Copy !req
486. All right, you guys
ready to get it?Copy !req
487. Yes, yes!Copy !req
488. Let's go, let's go, let's go!Copy !req
489. No!Copy !req
490. Yeah!Copy !req
491. Wha...?Copy !req
492. What's happening?Copy !req
493. What's happening?Copy !req
494. Hi!Copy !req
495. Drive!Copy !req
496. Drive now!Copy !req
497. You! Drive!Copy !req
498. Drive!Copy !req
499. Drive!Copy !req
500. Drive!Copy !req
501. Thanks, man.Copy !req
502. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
503. Hurry it up.Copy !req
504. Hurry up!Copy !req
505. Hurry up!Copy !req
506. Oh, my God!Copy !req
507. Shut her up!Copy !req
508. You pick him up.Copy !req
509. Okay!Copy !req
510. Pick him up.Copy !req
511. Pick him up?Copy !req
512. Go get him!Copy !req
513. Rum ham!Copy !req
514. Dig, come on, dig!Copy !req
515. Dig! Hurry up!Copy !req
516. Dig! Shut up!Copy !req
517. Shut up and dig!Copy !req
518. Bobby!Copy !req
519. Shoot 'em!Copy !req
520. Shoot 'em!Copy !req
521. Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪
Vacation, had to get away Vacation,Copy !req
522. Oh, my God, Charlie!Copy !req
523. Hey.Copy !req
524. What a night.Copy !req
525. What the...
Did you rape me last night?Copy !req
526. What? No.Copy !req
527. Gross, no!Copy !req
528. Then... Okay, why am I waking up
next to you on a deserted beach?Copy !req
529. 'Cause we fell asleep
here last night.Copy !req
530. What's going on with you?Copy !req
531. Oh, my God. I was...
I was on Ecstasy last night, Charlie.Copy !req
532. You have to tell me
everything that happened.Copy !req
533. Oh!Copy !req
534. Boy, you're really
off the wagon, huh?Copy !req
535. Drinking, drugs... Oh, my God.Copy !req
536. Well, it was a cool night.Copy !req
537. I mean, we laughed, we collected
sea specimens, we drank someCopy !req
538. ocean, you got a little sick
from drinking the ocean.Copy !req
539. I loved it, though.Copy !req
540. That sounds really
weird and gross.Copy !req
541. Oh, really?Copy !req
542. Well, I suppose now you think
this is weird and gross.Copy !req
543. Oh my God, Charlie, come on!Copy !req
544. What?Copy !req
545. Hang on a second,
where you going?Copy !req
546. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
547. Last night I lived out one
of my actual nightmares.Copy !req
548. So I'm going to go,
and take a shower.Copy !req
549. Well, hang on.Copy !req
550. Hang on a second.Copy !req
551. I suppose you want this back.Copy !req
552. What is that?Copy !req
553. That's a jewel you gave me.Copy !req
554. You said you wanted
me to have it.Copy !req
555. Charlie, that's a piece
of a broken glass bottle.Copy !req
556. All right.Copy !req
557. Well, maybe I'll see you
Friday or something.Copy !req
558. No!Copy !req
559. No!Copy !req
560. Okay.Copy !req
561. Hmm.Copy !req
562. I guess that's just summer love.Copy !req
563. Crazy.Copy !req
564. Bro, our night was
way more amazing.Copy !req
565. And it actually happened.Copy !req
566. What do you mean, it
actually happened?Copy !req
567. Why do you keep saying that?Copy !req
568. You don't think I spent the
night with the waitress?Copy !req
569. No!Copy !req
570. Then where'd I get this, dude?Copy !req
571. Where'd I get that?Copy !req
572. I assume you got it out of the trash, or
dug it out of a storm drain somewhere.Copy !req
573. I don't believe you're not...
Whoa! Here they come.Copy !req
574. Okay. All right.Copy !req
575. Everyone get in the car!Copy !req
576. Go, let's go!Copy !req
577. Get in the car!Copy !req
578. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
579. Guys, you will not believe
the night we had!Copy !req
580. I don't care, there is no meaning
to life anymore.Copy !req
581. It takes a classy man
to admit when he was wrong.Copy !req
582. - And I was wrong. I love the Jersey Shore.
- Oh, you love it?Copy !req
583. Oh, you love it so much here, get in the
goddamn car, you fat fat ass, fat fat ass.Copy !req
584. We hang out with these Jersey dudes.Copy !req
585. Oh, man, they talk awesome.Copy !req
586. I don't know why these guys get
such a bad rep. It's pretty cool.Copy !req
587. Let me tell you something, Mac.Copy !req
588. There are far worse people in Jersey Shore
than the cast of The Jersey Shore.Copy !req
589. It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town
filled with horrible people.Copy !req
590. I don't know about that.
I think it's a magical town.Copy !req
591. Hell yeah.Copy !req
592. Beautiful magical town.Copy !req