1. Reunion! Reunion!Copy !req
2. Reunion! Oh!Copy !req
3. Smash 'em up!Copy !req
4. This is great.Copy !req
5. This brings me back.Copy !req
6. I know.Copy !req
7. I'm, like, anxious, I'm excited.Copy !req
8. It's Adriano
Calvanese, Charlie.Copy !req
9. It's the guy who coined the name
Aluminum Monster, but I've gotCopy !req
10. a plan to get revenge.Copy !req
11. Yo, Dennis!Copy !req
12. Shit!Copy !req
13. That's Tim Murphy, the asshole
that slept with my prom date.Copy !req
14. Uh, this is my wife, Christie.Copy !req
15. Dennis and I used to be
really good friends.Copy !req
16. Adriano made fake tickets!Copy !req
17. Those tickets are fake!Copy !req
18. Ronnie Rat strikes again, huh?Copy !req
19. Wait.Copy !req
20. Ah! Goddamn... I don't have ringworm.Copy !req
21. No, no, we're cool.Copy !req
22. Yeah, we're like, the... Yeah. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
23. Oh, really? Aah!Copy !req
24. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
25. Well, this is great, Dee.Copy !req
26. This is just great.Copy !req
27. Used to be king of the mountaintop.Copy !req
28. Now I'm sitting alone at a table
at my high school reunion withCopy !req
29. my sister, the Aluminum Monster.Copy !req
30. Yeah, I know, I was on the
mountaintop, too, okay, Dennis?Copy !req
31. I got to find a way back there.Copy !req
32. Got to get a plan.Copy !req
33. Hold on!Copy !req
34. Hold on a second.Copy !req
35. Ingrid! Ingrid Nelson.Copy !req
36. Hey!Copy !req
37. Hi, Dennis and Dee.Copy !req
38. Oh, carrying around a clipboard, huh?Copy !req
39. Dork.Copy !req
40. Yeah, well, I'm on the alumni association, so...
(speaking gibberish mockingly)Copy !req
41. Fatty Magoo!Copy !req
42. Right?Copy !req
43. Everybody, Fatty Magoo.Copy !req
44. Honk!Copy !req
45. What? Don't... What are you doing?Copy !req
46. She's not fat anymore.Copy !req
47. That doesn't really play.Copy !req
48. It's not... Oh, really?Copy !req
49. 'Cause I'll see it on the sides,
and I'll see it in the thighs.Copy !req
50. Still fat to me, still fat to you,
Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo,Copy !req
51. Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo...
So, is this why you called me over here?Copy !req
52. Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo,
Magoo, Fatty Magoo, FattyCopy !req
53. Magoo, Fatty Magoo!Copy !req
54. All right, it was super
fun to see you guys.Copy !req
55. Right? Everybody, Magoo!Copy !req
56. Did anybody...?Copy !req
57. Did you guys...?Copy !req
58. Did you see her?Copy !req
59. Drop it.Copy !req
60. Oh, God, she just wasn't that
fat anymore, was she? Yeah.Copy !req
61. No, she looks... That felt very forced.Copy !req
62. Yeah, 'cause she's so pretty these days.
Doesn't...?Copy !req
63. She looked fantastic.Copy !req
64. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
65. No, she looked really good.Copy !req
66. Only kind of works when you're sitting
at a table with the cool kids.Copy !req
67. That seemed pathetic and mean.Copy !req
68. Yeah, it was.Copy !req
69. It did. It did. Wasn't it?Copy !req
70. It was. Yeah.Copy !req
71. Yeah. I got to find a way
back into that group.Copy !req
72. Dee, I think you need to stop focusing
on how to get back inCopy !req
73. with them, and start focusing onCopy !req
74. how to get revenge on them.Copy !req
75. Yeah, you're exactly right.Copy !req
76. I need revenge on them.Copy !req
77. And that's what I want, too.Copy !req
78. Okay, well, what's our plan?Copy !req
79. What's our plan?Copy !req
80. Ooh, I want revenge.Copy !req
81. All right, so here's-here's
how we're gonna do it.Copy !req
82. Yeah.Copy !req
83. I'm gonna bang Tim Murphy's black wife.Copy !req
84. Oh, shit.Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. Oh, shit!Copy !req
87. That'll do it.Copy !req
88. That's gonna humiliate him.Copy !req
89. That will humiliate him, yes!Copy !req
90. Totally.Copy !req
91. You know what I'll do?Copy !req
92. Hmm?Copy !req
93. I will bang Tim Murphy
to get back at Adriano.Copy !req
94. Oh, that's a good plan.Copy !req
95. What? Yes!Copy !req
96. The problem is, I don't think Tim
Murphy would ever sleep with you.Copy !req
97. Wait a sec. Hold up.Copy !req
98. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
99. What are you do...?Copy !req
100. What's my part of the plan, then?Copy !req
101. Hmm... Oh, grab this.Copy !req
102. We only get two drink tickets.Copy !req
103. Uh...Copy !req
104. Whoa.Copy !req
105. What happened?Copy !req
106. Why am I hanging here?Copy !req
107. The cool kids got us.Copy !req
108. It was a massacre.Copy !req
109. Ah, shit!Copy !req
110. All right, you guys.Copy !req
111. I'm ready to be your friend again.Copy !req
112. No, Dee, get out of here.Copy !req
113. Get away from us.Copy !req
114. Get away from us.Copy !req
115. What are you doing?Copy !req
116. Look, you guys, I'm on your team, okay?Copy !req
117. I always was on your team.Copy !req
118. I had a strike plan, but then
Cricket went and blew up my spot.Copy !req
119. You goddamn bitch!Copy !req
120. Okay, look, that's not the
important thing, all right?Copy !req
121. Bitch!Copy !req
122. The important part is that I'm
here now, and I'm on yourCopy !req
123. team, and I want revenge, and I need you
guys to help me come up with a plan.Copy !req
124. She's right.Copy !req
125. We need revenge, and I know
how we're gonna get it.Copy !req
126. Yeah.Copy !req
127. Charlie, we got to get the
freight train back together.Copy !req
128. Freight train?Copy !req
129. That's a great idea.Copy !req
130. That's like a plan.Copy !req
131. Nope. No, that's not a great idea.Copy !req
132. That's a terrible idea.Copy !req
133. What the hell is a freight train?Copy !req
134. It's a stupid group of imbeciles
who called themselves a gang.Copy !req
135. It was basically just
Charlie, Mac, and Dooley.Copy !req
136. May he rest in peace.Copy !req
137. God rest his soul.Copy !req
138. And they were basically just
lackeys of this guy named PsychoCopy !req
139. Pete, who genuinely was mentally ill.Copy !req
140. Our conductor's insane.Copy !req
141. Our cargo is pain.Copy !req
142. Freight train!Copy !req
143. Freight train!Copy !req
144. Freight train!Copy !req
145. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
146. Let's get a hold of this
Psycho Pete and kick some ass.Copy !req
147. Yeah!Copy !req
148. Let's do it! Freight train!Copy !req
149. Yeah, get us down.Copy !req
150. No.Copy !req
151. No?Copy !req
152. No, I don't like that plan, so... Huh?Copy !req
153. Come on, get us down, Dee.Copy !req
154. No.Copy !req
155. We're gonna kick some ass.Copy !req
156. Deandra, come back here.Copy !req
157. Come on!Copy !req
158. Goddamn... (grunting)Copy !req
159. All right, let's just see if they
have Psycho Pete's name tagCopy !req
160. and if they were expecting him.Copy !req
161. 'Cause, if we get our psycho back,
we get the freight train back.Copy !req
162. Yes.Copy !req
163. What's his last name?Copy !req
164. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
165. No, me, neither.Copy !req
166. Guess we weren't really that close.Copy !req
167. It would have been cool
to be closer to him.Copy !req
168. Yeah.Copy !req
169. He was such a dark,
mysterious guy, you know?Copy !req
170. Yeah.Copy !req
171. What about this Peter
Schmidt— is that the guy?Copy !req
172. No.Copy !req
173. Oh, no, that's Schmitty.Copy !req
174. Yeah, ah, shit, is he coming?Copy !req
175. No way.Copy !req
176. Schmitty would never come
to something like this.Copy !req
177. Not his scene.Copy !req
178. If anything, he'll swoop in at
the very end, grab the drunkestCopy !req
179. girl he can, take her home, bang her.Copy !req
180. Ha, Schmitty's so cool.Copy !req
181. Oh, yeah. Not that cool, though. Not as cool...
Way cooler than you, Dirtgrub.Copy !req
182. Not as cool as Adriano.Copy !req
183. Stop defending Adriano, okay?Copy !req
184. Will you stop with the Schmitty stuff?Copy !req
185. You know, snipping with each
other— it's, like... Oh!Copy !req
186. Oh! Magoo!Copy !req
187. Hi.Copy !req
188. Hey! I saw you trying to get by us.Copy !req
189. I know.Copy !req
190. You can't get away from us, Fatty,
Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo.Copy !req
191. No, I'm not fat anymore.Copy !req
192. That's not even accurate.Copy !req
193. Ha.Copy !req
194. That's true.Copy !req
195. Well, you used to be fat.Copy !req
196. I don't know.Copy !req
197. Yeah, well, I'm not now.Copy !req
198. I had a thyroid problem.Copy !req
199. What's your excuse?Copy !req
200. I've tacked on mass.Copy !req
201. Really?Copy !req
202. I've tacked on lots of mass, yes.Copy !req
203. All right, all right, now,
do you remember Psycho Pete?Copy !req
204. Unfortunately, yes.Copy !req
205. Any word on if he's
coming tonight, or...?Copy !req
206. Well, I hope not.Copy !req
207. He's the reason we have extra security.Copy !req
208. He threatened to burn
down the building.Copy !req
209. Ha. That's...
He was probably just joking.Copy !req
210. That's his sense of humor.Copy !req
211. He has a very dark sense of humor.Copy !req
212. You know, you got to
lighten up around Pete.Copy !req
213. Was he joking when he cut his
family into little pieces andCopy !req
214. ate them for Christmas dinner?Copy !req
215. That doesn't sound like a joke.Copy !req
216. Did that really happen?Copy !req
217. Yeah, that sounds much more serious.Copy !req
218. That's-That's grizzly.Copy !req
219. Grizzly?Copy !req
220. Psycho.Copy !req
221. Psycho is how it sounds.Copy !req
222. Psycho— that's what it is.Copy !req
223. Psycho.Copy !req
224. That's how he got out of prison.Copy !req
225. Oh, the insanity plea.Copy !req
226. Yes.Copy !req
227. Okay, well, that makes sense.Copy !req
228. I would have gone with that
if I was his attorney.Copy !req
229. Uh, although, really I
specialize in bird law, so ICopy !req
230. don't want to mess around...
That's awesome.Copy !req
231. So, it was really nice to, uh... Okay.Copy !req
232. So I guess the freight
train is gone, is that it?Copy !req
233. Yeah.Copy !req
234. Yes, let's get out of here.Copy !req
235. Yes, I guess we're of to... It's over.Copy !req
236. Hey, you guys, you guys,
you guys, okay, hi!Copy !req
237. Oh, good to see you guys again.Copy !req
238. Change of plans, okay?Copy !req
239. I can't think of my own thing
to do, so I want to join theCopy !req
240. freight train or whatever it is.Copy !req
241. Get lost, bitch.Copy !req
242. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
243. Hang on a second.Copy !req
244. Hang on a second.Copy !req
245. Now, guys, the freight train
never let a loser down in need.Copy !req
246. If Dee wants in on the freight train, we have
to let her in on the freight train.Copy !req
247. Dee just has to do one thing.Copy !req
248. She's got to go through the
freight train initiation.Copy !req
249. We got to know that Dee's one of us.Copy !req
250. So, Dee?Copy !req
251. Yeah?Copy !req
252. Are you willing to go through
the freight train initiation?Copy !req
253. Yes, I am.Copy !req
254. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
255. Oh, goddamn!Copy !req
256. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
257. I am a grown woman!Copy !req
258. I am a grown woman! Aah!Copy !req
259. (groans): I mean, cuff links?Copy !req
260. Tim, at a high school reunion?Copy !req
261. It's not the Oscars.
I mean... Oh. (laughs)Copy !req
262. Geez!Copy !req
263. Yeah, and he can be a little
too nice sometimes.Copy !req
264. Oh.Copy !req
265. Can get a bit boring.Copy !req
266. Oh, trust me, Christie,
he's boring as shit.Copy !req
267. I know that, all right?Copy !req
268. I'd rather get blasted in the
balls by a battering ram thanCopy !req
269. have to have a
conversation with the guy.Copy !req
270. You're crazy!Copy !req
271. (laughing): Am I crazy? Am I?Copy !req
272. Yes.Copy !req
273. He deceives people, Christie.Copy !req
274. No.Copy !req
275. That's what he d... Oh, yeah.Copy !req
276. He steps on his friends to climb
to the top of the mountaintop,Copy !req
277. where his good friend used to reign
supreme, that's what he does.Copy !req
278. I mean, quite frankly, Christie,
(laughs) I think you can do aCopy !req
279. lot better than him.Copy !req
280. No, he's good to me.Copy !req
281. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but does he appreciate you?Copy !req
282. I mean, Christie, does he appreciate...
all of that?Copy !req
283. Dennis!Copy !req
284. Baby's got back, Christie.Copy !req
285. Baby's got back.Copy !req
286. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
287. Am I right, though?Copy !req
288. Am I right?Copy !req
289. Listen, listen, listen.Copy !req
290. I want to be inside you.Copy !req
291. I want to do shit to you that is
gonna make you realize what aCopy !req
292. worthless, boring piece of
shit your husband really is.Copy !req
293. Wait a second, I'm confused.Copy !req
294. Why would you want to have sex with me?Copy !req
295. Why the hell wouldn't I
want to have sex with you?Copy !req
296. I mean, bam, boom, boom.Copy !req
297. Because you're gay.Copy !req
298. What?Copy !req
299. I'm not gay.Copy !req
300. Dude, you're wearing makeup.Copy !req
301. Yeah, I'm wearing a
little bit of makeup.Copy !req
302. Who-who doesn't... And a girdle.Copy !req
303. Yeah, I wanted to seem
thin for the occasion.Copy !req
304. That's not weird.Copy !req
305. You've also been gossiping with
me for the last 20 minutes.Copy !req
306. I was speeding through the steps.
I have a system that...Copy !req
307. I was demonstrating value on the
dance floor, and then I engagedCopy !req
308. you physically when I put
my hands on your hips.Copy !req
309. Now, I'm nurturing your
dependence by letting you talkCopy !req
310. shit about your boring, worthless,
piece-of-shit husband.Copy !req
311. Then I was gonna take you to an
empty broom closet and I wasCopy !req
312. gonna bang the shit out of you.Copy !req
313. And then I was gonna
neglect you emotionally.Copy !req
314. That's what I do, Christie.Copy !req
315. And it was working.Copy !req
316. I was manipulating your feebleCopy !req
317. little brain into doing what
I want— what I want!Copy !req
318. And then now it's what you want.Copy !req
319. Ew!Copy !req
320. Oh, ew! Yeah, aw, oh, yeah,
okay, well, your husband is aCopy !req
321. liar, how about that, Christie?Copy !req
322. Yeah, stay with a liar!Copy !req
323. And a deceiver.Copy !req
324. You... Tim does not deserve to
be the king of the mountaintop.Copy !req
325. I am the king of the mountaintop!Copy !req
326. I reign supreme over
everyone in this school.Copy !req
327. I am the golden god of this place.Copy !req
328. I reign supreme.Copy !req
329. I!Copy !req
330. I!Copy !req
331. Dee, I'm sorry we threw your
back out, but you're luckyCopy !req
332. that's the worst thing that happened.Copy !req
333. And it's a lucky thing I
brought the back brace.Copy !req
334. Oh, yes, lucky! So lucky!Copy !req
335. I'm feeling very, very lucky to
have my asshole ripped in halfCopy !req
336. like tissue paper by my father
and his very good friends.Copy !req
337. A-A-And also, I'm feeling
incredibly lucky to be makingCopy !req
338. another appearance as the Aluminum
Monster after so many years.Copy !req
339. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
340. And I don't think you're gonna get
to bang Adriano now, either.Copy !req
341. Oh, you don't think so, Charlie?
You don't think so?Copy !req
342. Guys, this whole thing has
been a wash, all right?Copy !req
343. Let's just get out of here,
because there's no way thatCopy !req
344. we're gonna get revenge on those
guys without Psycho Pete.Copy !req
345. Yeah, I've been humiliated enough.Copy !req
346. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
347. You bastard!Copy !req
348. You bastard!Copy !req
349. Whoa! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
350. Dennis, you're coming out hot.Copy !req
351. (panting): I am the king of
the minions, not Tim Murphy!Copy !req
352. Not that jerk-off idiot!Copy !req
353. He... jerk-off!Copy !req
354. What the hell are you doing, man?Copy !req
355. She rejected me.Copy !req
356. Me, Frank, me!Copy !req
357. The coolest guy in the history
of this goddamn school!Copy !req
358. Oh, they're all gonna pay.Copy !req
359. They're all gonna pay
the ultimate price!Copy !req
360. Whoa!Copy !req
361. Dude, what's all that
stuff you're grabbing?Copy !req
362. Tools!Copy !req
363. Tools!Copy !req
364. Uh, duct tape, zip ties and gloves!Copy !req
365. I have to have my tools!Copy !req
366. Well, why do you have a bunch
of, like, weird tools in aCopy !req
367. hidden compartment in your car?Copy !req
368. It's fetish, it's fetish shit!Copy !req
369. I-I-I-I like to bind...
I like to be bound.Copy !req
370. Uh, that's not important!Copy !req
371. There has to be questions!Copy !req
372. I'm not taking questions!Copy !req
373. The golden god is not taking questions!Copy !req
374. I am the golden god!Copy !req
375. And I'm taking action.Copy !req
376. I got to go. I...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
377. wait a second, Dennis, wait a second.Copy !req
378. I think we can help you, dude.Copy !req
379. Yeah?Copy !req
380. Yeah, we can help each other.Copy !req
381. We both want the same thing.Copy !req
382. Revenge.Copy !req
383. You're gonna be our new
Psycho Pete, pal.Copy !req
384. And guess what?Copy !req
385. The freight train's back in service!Copy !req
386. Let's get nuts in that school.Copy !req
387. Let's get crazy, all right?Copy !req
388. Come on, let's get some revenge here.Copy !req
389. Train's coming.Copy !req
390. Watch out for that train.Copy !req
391. Watch out for that train.Copy !req
392. The train's coming!Copy !req
393. Make way!Copy !req
394. Freight train coming through!Copy !req
395. All aboard!Copy !req
396. Choo-choo!Copy !req
397. No, we don't do the toot-toots...
We're a train.Copy !req
398. Why wouldn't we toot-toot?Copy !req
399. It's just not what we do, okay?Copy !req
400. Okay, bitches!Copy !req
401. Get ready for the steam engine!Copy !req
402. And get it!Copy !req
403. I'm gonna destroy you all.Copy !req
404. But I want Murphy first.Copy !req
405. So let's go, Murphy, you and me,
once and for all. Come on!Copy !req
406. What you gonna do now, pussies?Copy !req
407. We got our psycho back.Copy !req
408. Yeah!Copy !req
409. What the hell are you
guys talking about?Copy !req
410. Talking about the
freight train, cowboy!Copy !req
411. Look, everybody, the
Aluminum Monster's back.Copy !req
412. It's a good look.Copy !req
413. Ha-ha, yeah, yeah, it's
really good, it's really...Copy !req
414. Just send Murphy out, so
our psycho can bash him.Copy !req
415. Okay, you guys, let's get out
of here— this is weird.Copy !req
416. See you.Copy !req
417. Where you going? You afraid?Copy !req
418. No. We're not afraid;Copy !req
419. we're in our 30s.Copy !req
420. We don't fight people anymore.Copy !req
421. It's kind of pathetic.Copy !req
422. Yeah? Well, too bad, 'cause the
fury's already coming, bitch.Copy !req
423. So too late.Copy !req
424. Oh-ho-ho, you just couldn't
stand it, could you?Copy !req
425. You couldn't stand Dennis Reynolds...
reigning on high!Copy !req
426. King of all the school!Copy !req
427. Master of everybody!Copy !req
428. You couldn't stand it, so you had
to turn everybody against me.Copy !req
429. Dude, listen to yourself.Copy !req
430. Nobody turned anybody against you.Copy !req
431. You were never that cool to begin with.Copy !req
432. Seriously, man, you would just
come around saying weirdCopy !req
433. shit about being a golden god
or some other insane crap.Copy !req
434. And referring to all of
us as your minions.Copy !req
435. You always acted like
you were better than everybody else,Copy !req
436. but then you'd just go and
you'd hang out with RonnieCopy !req
437. the Rat or Dirtgrub under the bleachers
or behind a Dumpster or something.Copy !req
438. It was... it was really weird.Copy !req
439. Weird.Copy !req
440. Yeah, sure, okay.Copy !req
441. Yeah, well, if I wasn't the
coolest guy in school, then whyCopy !req
442. did you have to try and tear me
down by sleeping with my prom date?Copy !req
443. (chuckles): I didn't sleep
with your prom date.Copy !req
444. Yes, you did!Copy !req
445. No, I didn't.Copy !req
446. Ronnie the Rat did.Copy !req
447. Wait, what?Copy !req
448. Ronald McDonald slept
with your prom date.Copy !req
449. Did he tell you that I slept with her?Copy !req
450. I never would have
slept with that chick.Copy !req
451. She was gross.Copy !req
452. She was gross.Copy !req
453. (quietly): She was gross.Copy !req
454. She was gross, I remember that, yeah.Copy !req
455. She was really gross.Copy !req
456. You slept with my prom date?Copy !req
457. No.Copy !req
458. Yes.Copy !req
459. How could you do that to me?Copy !req
460. It was very easy.Copy !req
461. Uh, she was a whore.Copy !req
462. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
463. No, don't.Copy !req
464. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
465. I'm gonna kill you, you
fat piece of shit!Copy !req
466. This is mass!Copy !req
467. This is mass!Copy !req
468. Don't make it about my weight!Copy !req
469. You guys are good. So... Take care!Copy !req
470. I know she was a whore, but
she was my whore!Copy !req
471. All right!Copy !req
472. Calm down!Copy !req
473. This is pathetic.Copy !req
474. This is awful.Copy !req
475. We've all been humiliated.Copy !req
476. Our asses are destroyed.Copy !req
477. Yeah.Copy !req
478. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
479. And Dennis turned out to be a loser.Copy !req
480. You know what?Copy !req
481. Let's just go back to the bar, right?Copy !req
482. The bar's where we belong.Copy !req
483. The bar's where we fit in.Copy !req
484. We can hide from the world at the bar.Copy !req
485. Yes, yes, I agree with Charlie.Copy !req
486. I never want to step foot in
this high school ever again.Copy !req
487. Right?Copy !req
488. Yes.Copy !req
489. No!Copy !req
490. We can't go out like that.Copy !req
491. Look, if life pushes you
down, you got to push back.Copy !req
492. If you're dealt a bunch of
lemons, you got to take thoseCopy !req
493. lemons and stuff them down somebody's
throat until they see yellow.Copy !req
494. And if some punk-ass kid
humiliates you, you got to doCopy !req
495. the only thing that's left to do.Copy !req
496. Yeah!Copy !req
497. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
498. Yes, Frank.Copy !req
499. Oh, wow, that was a great speech, man.Copy !req
500. That's the most coherent thing
that's ever come out of your mouth.Copy !req
501. That was awesome, dude.Copy !req
502. You usually just ramble
on and on and on.Copy !req
503. That was like a basketball coach.Copy !req
504. All right, so what is it?Copy !req
505. Yeah.Copy !req
506. Yeah.Copy !req
507. Huh?Copy !req
508. What's the one thing left to do?Copy !req
509. What is it?Copy !req
510. Well, the thing of it is, is that,
uh, there's the lemon stuff.Copy !req
511. Right.Copy !req
512. And then you got Mac, who's a rat.Copy !req
513. And Dee's body brace.Copy !req
514. And, uh, and that's the thing of it, and...
It's good.Copy !req
515. What are you saying?Copy !req
516. No, you were gonna tell us what to do.Copy !req
517. That doesn't... we didn't ask if
something was good or if it wasn't good.Copy !req
518. I lost my train of thought.Copy !req
519. Let's go back to the bar.Copy !req
520. Yep.Copy !req
521. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
522. Were you gonna suggest
that we should do plan B?Copy !req
523. No.Copy !req
524. Plan B!Copy !req
525. That's what I was going to say!Copy !req
526. That's... we're not doing plan B.Copy !req
527. Listen, man, hey, listen.Copy !req
528. We worked so hard on it.Copy !req
529. Come on, we're not doing
plan B, it's ridiculous.Copy !req
530. Dennis, Dennis, plan B might be
the only option we have left.Copy !req
531. Ah, come on.Copy !req
532. Come on, Dennis.Copy !req
533. Jesus, come on, plan B is...
(chanting): Plan B, plan B... Shh, not too loud.Copy !req
534. No, it's... All right, all right.Copy !req
535. Will you stop whispering plan B like
it's some super covert CIA operation?Copy !req
536. Plan B is a dance routine.Copy !req
537. It's a goddamned dance routine.Copy !req
538. And it's gonna rock.Copy !req
539. Beep beep.Copy !req
540. Get out of here.Copy !req
541. Beep beep bop.Copy !req
542. We're gonna need this dance floor...
Clear the dance floor.Copy !req
543. Clear the dance floor.Copy !req
544. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
545. Bring it on, bitches!Copy !req
546. Go on!Copy !req
547. All right, listen up, jerks!Copy !req
548. Listen to us, listen to us.Copy !req
549. There's been a lot of negative energy
going on at this school, okay?Copy !req
550. So I want to talk to you guys
a little bit about dancing.Copy !req
551. Now, back in the '50s and the
'60s and the '70s, people usedCopy !req
552. to dance all the time.Copy !req
553. That's the way we solved
our problems back then.Copy !req
554. That's how they solved their
problems— through dance.Copy !req
555. Then, all of a sudden,
we stopped dancing.Copy !req
556. You know?Copy !req
557. Grunge came in, we dressed in
plaid and oversized jeans.Copy !req
558. Then, later on, kids wore trench
coats and shot each other inCopy !req
559. school, and that's not cool.Copy !req
560. But guess what.Copy !req
561. Guess what's going on
in the high school now.Copy !req
562. Kids are dancing again.Copy !req
563. Organized choreographed dance.Copy !req
564. They're doing organized choreographed
dances to solve their problems.Copy !req
565. They also give each other blow jobs.Copy !req
566. They got these things
called rainbow parties.Copy !req
567. No, Charlie.Copy !req
568. All right, wrap it up,
wrap it up, wrap it up.Copy !req
569. Let's go.Copy !req
570. No, but they have these rain...
Yeah, but that's not the point of the...Copy !req
571. The point is, we're
gonna show you a dance!Copy !req
572. Let's get started.Copy !req
573. Let's go!Copy !req
574. Lights.Copy !req
575. Ah...!Copy !req
576. (groaning): Ah...!Copy !req
577. Ah...!Copy !req
578. Five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
579. It's fine, it's fine.Copy !req
580. Well, that was weird.Copy !req
581. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
582. After party back at
my house, all right?Copy !req
583. Everyone's invited.Copy !req
584. Except them.Copy !req
585. Let's go!Copy !req
586. What... (Frank coughing)Copy !req
587. That sucked.Copy !req
588. Yeah, man.Copy !req
589. It was a perfect dance.Copy !req
590. They just didn't respond to it.Copy !req
591. I don't understand how that didn't
blow people's minds, though.Copy !req
592. Guys, guys, we did a great job, okay?Copy !req
593. Listen, don't, don't get down
on yourselves, all right?Copy !req
594. Those people are stupid.Copy !req
595. They're idiots, they're savages.Copy !req
596. They just didn't get it.Copy !req
597. Oh, come on.Copy !req
598. (slurring): Hey!Copy !req
599. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
600. Wow, great dance, assholes.Copy !req
601. You know what?Copy !req
602. Just like you low-life shits,
I didn't get invited to theCopy !req
603. after party either, but whatever.Copy !req
604. I'm just gonna have sex with somebody
to feel better about myself.Copy !req
605. I'm gonna bang the next
person who talks to me.Copy !req
606. So who's it gonna be?Copy !req
607. Hi-yah!Copy !req
608. How you doing, fellas?Copy !req
609. Hey, Schmitty, excuse me.Copy !req
610. How you doing, having fun?Copy !req
611. Hey, did I miss the festivities?Copy !req
612. Excuse... What are we doing here?Copy !req
613. What's going on?Copy !req
614. Schmidt, no, no!Copy !req
615. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
616. Oh, do you want to have sex with me?Copy !req
617. Yes, I do.Copy !req
618. Well, there you go.Copy !req
619. See you, guys.Copy !req
620. Monster.Copy !req
621. Oh!Copy !req
622. You all right?Copy !req
623. Where do you want to go?Copy !req
624. You got a car?Copy !req
625. I don't know.Copy !req
626. We'll use mine, come on.Copy !req
627. Schmitty.Copy !req
628. Let's go back to the bar, huh?Copy !req
629. Yeah.Copy !req
630. Let's go, Charlie.Copy !req
631. Yeah.Copy !req
632. Schmitty just... Schmitty.Copy !req
633. Swooped in and grabbed the
most disgusting girl here.Copy !req