1. Reunion! Reunion!Copy !req
2. Reunion! Oh!Copy !req
3. Smash 'em up!Copy !req
4. This is great.Copy !req
5. This brings me back.Copy !req
6. I know.Copy !req
7. I'm, like, anxious, I'm excited.Copy !req
8. It's Adriano
Calvanese, Charlie.Copy !req
9. It's the guy who coined the name
Aluminum Monster, but I've gotCopy !req
10. a plan to get revenge.Copy !req
11. Yo, Dennis!Copy !req
12. Shit!Copy !req
13. That's Tim Murphy, the asshole
that slept with my prom date.Copy !req
14. Uh, this is my wife, Christie.Copy !req
15. Dennis and I used to be
really good friends.Copy !req
16. Adriano made fake tickets!Copy !req
17. Those tickets are fake!Copy !req
18. Ronnie Rat strikes again, huh?Copy !req
19. Wait.Copy !req
20. Ah! Goddamn... I don't have ringworm.Copy !req
21. No, no, we're cool.Copy !req
22. Yeah, we're like, the... Yeah. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
23. Oh, really? Aah!Copy !req
24. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
25. Well, this is great, Dee.Copy !req
26. This is just great.Copy !req
27. Used to be king of the mountaintop.Copy !req
28. Now I'm sitting alone at a table
at my high school reunion withCopy !req
29. my sister, the Aluminum Monster.Copy !req
30. Yeah, I know, I was on the
mountaintop, too, okay, Dennis?Copy !req
31. I got to find a way back there.Copy !req
32. Got to get a plan.Copy !req
33. Hold on!Copy !req
34. Hold on a second.Copy !req
35. Ingrid! Ingrid Nelson.Copy !req
36. Hey!Copy !req
37. Hi, Dennis and Dee.Copy !req
38. Oh, carrying around a clipboard, huh?Copy !req
39. Dork.Copy !req
40. Yeah, well, I'm on the alumni association, so...Copy !req
41. Everybody, Fatty Magoo.Copy !req
42. Honk!Copy !req
43. What? Don't... What are you doing?Copy !req
44. She's not fat anymore.Copy !req
45. That doesn't really play.Copy !req
46. It's not... Oh, really?Copy !req
47. 'Cause I'll see it on the sides,
and I'll see it in the thighs.Copy !req
48. Still fat to me, still fat to you,
Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo,Copy !req
49. Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo...
So, is this why you called me over here?Copy !req
50. Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo,
Magoo, Fatty Magoo, FattyCopy !req
51. Magoo, Fatty Magoo!Copy !req
52. All right, it was super
fun to see you guys.Copy !req
53. Right? Everybody, Magoo!Copy !req
54. Did anybody...?Copy !req
55. Did you guys...?Copy !req
56. Did you see her?Copy !req
57. Drop it.Copy !req
58. Oh, God, she just wasn't that
fat anymore, was she? Yeah.Copy !req
59. No, she looks... That felt very forced.Copy !req
60. Yeah, 'cause she's so pretty these days.
Doesn't...?Copy !req
61. She looked fantastic.Copy !req
62. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
63. No, she looked really good.Copy !req
64. Only kind of works when you're sitting
at a table with the cool kids.Copy !req
65. That seemed pathetic and mean.Copy !req
66. Yeah, it was.Copy !req
67. It did. It did. Wasn't it?Copy !req
68. It was. Yeah.Copy !req
69. Yeah. I got to find a way
back into that group.Copy !req
70. Dee, I think you need to stop focusing
on how to get back inCopy !req
71. with them, and start focusing onCopy !req
72. how to get revenge on them.Copy !req
73. Yeah, you're exactly right.Copy !req
74. I need revenge on them.Copy !req
75. And that's what I want, too.Copy !req
76. Okay, well, what's our plan?Copy !req
77. What's our plan?Copy !req
78. Ooh, I want revenge.Copy !req
79. All right, so here's-here's
how we're gonna do it.Copy !req
80. Yeah.Copy !req
81. I'm gonna bang Tim Murphy's black wife.Copy !req
82. Oh, shit.Copy !req
83. Yeah.Copy !req
84. Oh, shit!Copy !req
85. That'll do it.Copy !req
86. That's gonna humiliate him.Copy !req
87. That will humiliate him, yes!Copy !req
88. Totally.Copy !req
89. You know what I'll do?Copy !req
90. Hmm?Copy !req
91. I will bang Tim Murphy
to get back at Adriano.Copy !req
92. Oh, that's a good plan.Copy !req
93. What? Yes!Copy !req
94. The problem is, I don't think Tim
Murphy would ever sleep with you.Copy !req
95. Wait a sec. Hold up.Copy !req
96. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
97. What are you do...?Copy !req
98. What's my part of the plan, then?Copy !req
99. Hmm... Oh, grab this.Copy !req
100. We only get two drink tickets.Copy !req
101. Uh...Copy !req
102. Whoa.Copy !req
103. What happened?Copy !req
104. Why am I hanging here?Copy !req
105. The cool kids got us.Copy !req
106. It was a massacre.Copy !req
107. Ah, shit!Copy !req
108. All right, you guys.Copy !req
109. I'm ready to be your friend again.Copy !req
110. No, Dee, get out of here.Copy !req
111. Get away from us.Copy !req
112. Get away from us.Copy !req
113. What are you doing?Copy !req
114. Look, you guys, I'm on your team, okay?Copy !req
115. I always was on your team.Copy !req
116. I had a strike plan, but then
Cricket went and blew up my spot.Copy !req
117. You goddamn bitch!Copy !req
118. Okay, look, that's not the
important thing, all right?Copy !req
119. Bitch!Copy !req
120. The important part is that I'm
here now, and I'm on yourCopy !req
121. team, and I want revenge, and I need you
guys to help me come up with a plan.Copy !req
122. She's right.Copy !req
123. We need revenge, and I know
how we're gonna get it.Copy !req
124. Yeah.Copy !req
125. Charlie, we got to get the
freight train back together.Copy !req
126. Freight train?Copy !req
127. That's a great idea.Copy !req
128. That's like a plan.Copy !req
129. Nope. No, that's not a great idea.Copy !req
130. That's a terrible idea.Copy !req
131. What the hell is a freight train?Copy !req
132. It's a stupid group of imbeciles
who called themselves a gang.Copy !req
133. It was basically just
Charlie, Mac, and Dooley.Copy !req
134. May he rest in peace.Copy !req
135. God rest his soul.Copy !req
136. And they were basically just
lackeys of this guy named PsychoCopy !req
137. Pete, who genuinely was mentally ill.Copy !req
138. Our conductor's insane.Copy !req
139. Our cargo is pain.Copy !req
140. Freight train!Copy !req
141. Freight train!Copy !req
142. Freight train!Copy !req
143. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
144. Let's get a hold of this
Psycho Pete and kick some ass.Copy !req
145. Yeah!Copy !req
146. Let's do it! Freight train!Copy !req
147. Yeah, get us down.Copy !req
148. No.Copy !req
149. No?Copy !req
150. No, I don't like that plan, so... Huh?Copy !req
151. Come on, get us down, Dee.Copy !req
152. No.Copy !req
153. We're gonna kick some ass.Copy !req
154. Deandra, come back here.Copy !req
155. Come on!Copy !req
156. Goddamn...Copy !req
157. All right, let's just see if they
have Psycho Pete's name tagCopy !req
158. and if they were expecting him.Copy !req
159. 'Cause, if we get our psycho back,
we get the freight train back.Copy !req
160. Yes.Copy !req
161. What's his last name?Copy !req
162. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
163. No, me, neither.Copy !req
164. Guess we weren't really that close.Copy !req
165. It would have been cool
to be closer to him.Copy !req
166. Yeah.Copy !req
167. He was such a dark,
mysterious guy, you know?Copy !req
168. Yeah.Copy !req
169. What about this Peter
Schmidt— is that the guy?Copy !req
170. No.Copy !req
171. Oh, no, that's Schmitty.Copy !req
172. Yeah, ah, shit, is he coming?Copy !req
173. No way.Copy !req
174. Schmitty would never come
to something like this.Copy !req
175. Not his scene.Copy !req
176. If anything, he'll swoop in at
the very end, grab the drunkestCopy !req
177. girl he can, take her home, bang her.Copy !req
178. Ha, Schmitty's so cool.Copy !req
179. Oh, yeah. Not that cool, though. Not as cool...
Way cooler than you, Dirtgrub.Copy !req
180. Not as cool as Adriano.Copy !req
181. Stop defending Adriano, okay?Copy !req
182. Will you stop with the Schmitty stuff?Copy !req
183. You know, snipping with each
other— it's, like... Oh!Copy !req
184. Oh! Magoo!Copy !req
185. Hi.Copy !req
186. Hey! I saw you trying to get by us.Copy !req
187. I know.Copy !req
188. You can't get away from us, Fatty,
Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo.Copy !req
189. No, I'm not fat anymore.Copy !req
190. That's not even accurate.Copy !req
191. Ha.Copy !req
192. That's true.Copy !req
193. Well, you used to be fat.Copy !req
194. I don't know.Copy !req
195. Yeah, well, I'm not now.Copy !req
196. I had a thyroid problem.Copy !req
197. What's your excuse?Copy !req
198. I've tacked on mass.Copy !req
199. Really?Copy !req
200. I've tacked on lots of mass, yes.Copy !req
201. All right, all right, now,
do you remember Psycho Pete?Copy !req
202. Unfortunately, yes.Copy !req
203. Any word on if he's
coming tonight, or...?Copy !req
204. Well, I hope not.Copy !req
205. He's the reason we have extra security.Copy !req
206. He threatened to burn
down the building.Copy !req
207. Ha. That's...
He was probably just joking.Copy !req
208. That's his sense of humor.Copy !req
209. He has a very dark sense of humor.Copy !req
210. You know, you got to
lighten up around Pete.Copy !req
211. Was he joking when he cut his
family into little pieces andCopy !req
212. ate them for Christmas dinner?Copy !req
213. That doesn't sound like a joke.Copy !req
214. Did that really happen?Copy !req
215. Yeah, that sounds much more serious.Copy !req
216. That's-That's grizzly.Copy !req
217. Grizzly?Copy !req
218. Psycho.Copy !req
219. Psycho is how it sounds.Copy !req
220. Psycho— that's what it is.Copy !req
221. Psycho.Copy !req
222. That's how he got out of prison.Copy !req
223. Oh, the insanity plea.Copy !req
224. Yes.Copy !req
225. Okay, well, that makes sense.Copy !req
226. I would have gone with that
if I was his attorney.Copy !req
227. Uh, although, really I
specialize in bird law, so ICopy !req
228. don't want to mess around...
That's awesome.Copy !req
229. So, it was really nice to, uh... Okay.Copy !req
230. So I guess the freight
train is gone, is that it?Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. Yes, let's get out of here.Copy !req
233. Yes, I guess we're of to... It's over.Copy !req
234. Hey, you guys, you guys,
you guys, okay, hi!Copy !req
235. Oh, good to see you guys again.Copy !req
236. Change of plans, okay?Copy !req
237. I can't think of my own thing
to do, so I want to join theCopy !req
238. freight train or whatever it is.Copy !req
239. Get lost, bitch.Copy !req
240. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
241. Hang on a second.Copy !req
242. Hang on a second.Copy !req
243. Now, guys, the freight train
never let a loser down in need.Copy !req
244. If Dee wants in on the freight train, we have
to let her in on the freight train.Copy !req
245. Dee just has to do one thing.Copy !req
246. She's got to go through the
freight train initiation.Copy !req
247. We got to know that Dee's one of us.Copy !req
248. So, Dee?Copy !req
249. Yeah?Copy !req
250. Are you willing to go through
the freight train initiation?Copy !req
251. Yes, I am.Copy !req
252. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
253. Oh, goddamn!Copy !req
254. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
255. I am a grown woman!Copy !req
256. I am a grown woman! Aah!Copy !req
257. I mean, cuff links?Copy !req
258. Tim, at a high school reunion?Copy !req
259. It's not the Oscars.
I mean... Oh.Copy !req
260. Geez!Copy !req
261. Yeah, and he can be a little
too nice sometimes.Copy !req
262. Oh.Copy !req
263. Can get a bit boring.Copy !req
264. Oh, trust me, Christie,
he's boring as shit.Copy !req
265. I know that, all right?Copy !req
266. I'd rather get blasted in the
balls by a battering ram thanCopy !req
267. have to have a
conversation with the guy.Copy !req
268. You're crazy!Copy !req
269. Am I crazy? Am I?Copy !req
270. Yes.Copy !req
271. He deceives people, Christie.Copy !req
272. No.Copy !req
273. That's what he d... Oh, yeah.Copy !req
274. He steps on his friends to climb
to the top of the mountaintop,Copy !req
275. where his good friend used to reign
supreme, that's what he does.Copy !req
276. I mean, quite frankly, Christie,
I think you can do aCopy !req
277. lot better than him.Copy !req
278. No, he's good to me.Copy !req
279. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but does he appreciate you?Copy !req
280. I mean, Christie, does he appreciate...
all of that?Copy !req
281. Dennis!Copy !req
282. Baby's got back, Christie.Copy !req
283. Baby's got back.Copy !req
284. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
285. Am I right, though?Copy !req
286. Am I right?Copy !req
287. Listen, listen, listen.Copy !req
288. I want to be inside you.Copy !req
289. I want to do shit to you that is
gonna make you realize what aCopy !req
290. worthless, boring piece of
shit your husband really is.Copy !req
291. Wait a second, I'm confused.Copy !req
292. Why would you want to have sex with me?Copy !req
293. Why the hell wouldn't I
want to have sex with you?Copy !req
294. I mean, bam, boom, boom.Copy !req
295. Because you're gay.Copy !req
296. What?Copy !req
297. I'm not gay.Copy !req
298. Dude, you're wearing makeup.Copy !req
299. Yeah, I'm wearing a
little bit of makeup.Copy !req
300. Who-who doesn't... And a girdle.Copy !req
301. Yeah, I wanted to seem
thin for the occasion.Copy !req
302. That's not weird.Copy !req
303. You've also been gossiping with
me for the last 20 minutes.Copy !req
304. I was speeding through the steps.
I have a system that...Copy !req
305. I was demonstrating value on the
dance floor, and then I engagedCopy !req
306. you physically when I put
my hands on your hips.Copy !req
307. Now, I'm nurturing your
dependence by letting you talkCopy !req
308. shit about your boring, worthless,
piece-of-shit husband.Copy !req
309. Then I was gonna take you to an
empty broom closet and I wasCopy !req
310. gonna bang the shit out of you.Copy !req
311. And then I was gonna
neglect you emotionally.Copy !req
312. That's what I do, Christie.Copy !req
313. And it was working.Copy !req
314. I was manipulating your feebleCopy !req
315. little brain into doing what
I want— what I want!Copy !req
316. And then now it's what you want.Copy !req
317. Ew!Copy !req
318. Oh, ew! Yeah, aw, oh, yeah,
okay, well, your husband is aCopy !req
319. liar, how about that, Christie?Copy !req
320. Yeah, stay with a liar!Copy !req
321. And a deceiver.Copy !req
322. You... Tim does not deserve to
be the king of the mountaintop.Copy !req
323. I am the king of the mountaintop!Copy !req
324. I reign supreme over
everyone in this school.Copy !req
325. I am the golden god of this place.Copy !req
326. I reign supreme.Copy !req
327. I!Copy !req
328. I!Copy !req
329. Dee, I'm sorry we threw your
back out, but you're luckyCopy !req
330. that's the worst thing that happened.Copy !req
331. And it's a lucky thing I
brought the back brace.Copy !req
332. Oh, yes, lucky! So lucky!Copy !req
333. I'm feeling very, very lucky to
have my asshole ripped in halfCopy !req
334. like tissue paper by my father
and his very good friends.Copy !req
335. A-A-And also, I'm feeling
incredibly lucky to be makingCopy !req
336. another appearance as the Aluminum
Monster after so many years.Copy !req
337. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
338. And I don't think you're gonna get
to bang Adriano now, either.Copy !req
339. Oh, you don't think so, Charlie?
You don't think so?Copy !req
340. Guys, this whole thing has
been a wash, all right?Copy !req
341. Let's just get out of here,
because there's no way thatCopy !req
342. we're gonna get revenge on those
guys without Psycho Pete.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I've been humiliated enough.Copy !req
344. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
345. You bastard!Copy !req
346. You bastard!Copy !req
347. Whoa! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
348. Dennis, you're coming out hot.Copy !req
349. I am the king of
the minions, not Tim Murphy!Copy !req
350. Not that jerk-off idiot!Copy !req
351. He... jerk-off!Copy !req
352. What the hell are you doing, man?Copy !req
353. She rejected me.Copy !req
354. Me, Frank, me!Copy !req
355. The coolest guy in the history
of this goddamn school!Copy !req
356. Oh, they're all gonna pay.Copy !req
357. They're all gonna pay
the ultimate price!Copy !req
358. Whoa!Copy !req
359. Dude, what's all that
stuff you're grabbing?Copy !req
360. Tools!Copy !req
361. Tools!Copy !req
362. Uh, duct tape, zip ties and gloves!Copy !req
363. I have to have my tools!Copy !req
364. Well, why do you have a bunch
of, like, weird tools in aCopy !req
365. hidden compartment in your car?Copy !req
366. It's fetish, it's fetish shit!Copy !req
367. I-I-I-I like to bind...
I like to be bound.Copy !req
368. Uh, that's not important!Copy !req
369. There has to be questions!Copy !req
370. I'm not taking questions!Copy !req
371. The golden god is not taking questions!Copy !req
372. I am the golden god!Copy !req
373. And I'm taking action.Copy !req
374. I got to go. I...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
375. wait a second, Dennis, wait a second.Copy !req
376. I think we can help you, dude.Copy !req
377. Yeah?Copy !req
378. Yeah, we can help each other.Copy !req
379. We both want the same thing.Copy !req
380. Revenge.Copy !req
381. You're gonna be our new
Psycho Pete, pal.Copy !req
382. And guess what?Copy !req
383. The freight train's back in service!Copy !req
384. Let's get nuts in that school.Copy !req
385. Let's get crazy, all right?Copy !req
386. Come on, let's get some revenge here.Copy !req
387. Train's coming.Copy !req
388. Watch out for that train.Copy !req
389. Watch out for that train.Copy !req
390. The train's coming!Copy !req
391. Make way!Copy !req
392. Freight train coming through!Copy !req
393. All aboard!Copy !req
394. Choo-choo!Copy !req
395. No, we don't do the toot-toots...
We're a train.Copy !req
396. Why wouldn't we toot-toot?Copy !req
397. It's just not what we do, okay?Copy !req
398. Okay, bitches!Copy !req
399. Get ready for the steam engine!Copy !req
400. And get it!Copy !req
401. I'm gonna destroy you all.Copy !req
402. But I want Murphy first.Copy !req
403. So let's go, Murphy, you and me,
once and for all. Come on!Copy !req
404. What you gonna do now, pussies?Copy !req
405. We got our psycho back.Copy !req
406. Yeah!Copy !req
407. What the hell are you
guys talking about?Copy !req
408. Talking about the
freight train, cowboy!Copy !req
409. Look, everybody, the
Aluminum Monster's back.Copy !req
410. It's a good look.Copy !req
411. Ha-ha, yeah, yeah, it's
really good, it's really...Copy !req
412. Just send Murphy out, so
our psycho can bash him.Copy !req
413. Okay, you guys, let's get out
of here— this is weird.Copy !req
414. See you.Copy !req
415. Where you going? You afraid?Copy !req
416. No. We're not afraid;Copy !req
417. we're in our 30s.Copy !req
418. We don't fight people anymore.Copy !req
419. It's kind of pathetic.Copy !req
420. Yeah? Well, too bad, 'cause the
fury's already coming, bitch.Copy !req
421. So too late.Copy !req
422. Oh-ho-ho, you just couldn't
stand it, could you?Copy !req
423. You couldn't stand Dennis Reynolds...
reigning on high!Copy !req
424. King of all the school!Copy !req
425. Master of everybody!Copy !req
426. You couldn't stand it, so you had
to turn everybody against me.Copy !req
427. Dude, listen to yourself.Copy !req
428. Nobody turned anybody against you.Copy !req
429. You were never that cool to begin with.Copy !req
430. Seriously, man, you would just
come around saying weirdCopy !req
431. shit about being a golden god
or some other insane crap.Copy !req
432. And referring to all of
us as your minions.Copy !req
433. You always acted like
you were better than everybody else,Copy !req
434. but then you'd just go and
you'd hang out with RonnieCopy !req
435. the Rat or Dirtgrub under the bleachers
or behind a Dumpster or something.Copy !req
436. It was... it was really weird.Copy !req
437. Weird.Copy !req
438. Yeah, sure, okay.Copy !req
439. Yeah, well, if I wasn't the
coolest guy in school, then whyCopy !req
440. did you have to try and tear me
down by sleeping with my prom date?Copy !req
441. I didn't sleep
with your prom date.Copy !req
442. Yes, you did!Copy !req
443. No, I didn't.Copy !req
444. Ronnie the Rat did.Copy !req
445. Wait, what?Copy !req
446. Ronald McDonald slept
with your prom date.Copy !req
447. Did he tell you that I slept with her?Copy !req
448. I never would have
slept with that chick.Copy !req
449. She was gross.Copy !req
450. She was gross.Copy !req
451. She was gross.Copy !req
452. She was gross, I remember that, yeah.Copy !req
453. She was really gross.Copy !req
454. You slept with my prom date?Copy !req
455. No.Copy !req
456. Yes.Copy !req
457. How could you do that to me?Copy !req
458. It was very easy.Copy !req
459. Uh, she was a whore.Copy !req
460. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
461. No, don't.Copy !req
462. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
463. I'm gonna kill you, you
fat piece of shit!Copy !req
464. This is mass!Copy !req
465. This is mass!Copy !req
466. Don't make it about my weight!Copy !req
467. You guys are good. So... Take care!Copy !req
468. I know she was a whore, but
she was my whore!Copy !req
469. All right!Copy !req
470. Calm down!Copy !req
471. This is pathetic.Copy !req
472. This is awful.Copy !req
473. We've all been humiliated.Copy !req
474. Our asses are destroyed.Copy !req
475. Yeah.Copy !req
476. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
477. And Dennis turned out to be a loser.Copy !req
478. You know what?Copy !req
479. Let's just go back to the bar, right?Copy !req
480. The bar's where we belong.Copy !req
481. The bar's where we fit in.Copy !req
482. We can hide from the world at the bar.Copy !req
483. Yes, yes, I agree with Charlie.Copy !req
484. I never want to step foot in
this high school ever again.Copy !req
485. Right?Copy !req
486. Yes.Copy !req
487. No!Copy !req
488. We can't go out like that.Copy !req
489. Look, if life pushes you
down, you got to push back.Copy !req
490. If you're dealt a bunch of
lemons, you got to take thoseCopy !req
491. lemons and stuff them down somebody's
throat until they see yellow.Copy !req
492. And if some punk-ass kid
humiliates you, you got to doCopy !req
493. the only thing that's left to do.Copy !req
494. Yeah!Copy !req
495. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
496. Yes, Frank.Copy !req
497. Oh, wow, that was a great speech, man.Copy !req
498. That's the most coherent thing
that's ever come out of your mouth.Copy !req
499. That was awesome, dude.Copy !req
500. You usually just ramble
on and on and on.Copy !req
501. That was like a basketball coach.Copy !req
502. All right, so what is it?Copy !req
503. Yeah.Copy !req
504. Yeah.Copy !req
505. Huh?Copy !req
506. What's the one thing left to do?Copy !req
507. What is it?Copy !req
508. Well, the thing of it is, is that,
uh, there's the lemon stuff.Copy !req
509. Right.Copy !req
510. And then you got Mac, who's a rat.Copy !req
511. And Dee's body brace.Copy !req
512. And, uh, and that's the thing of it, and...
It's good.Copy !req
513. What are you saying?Copy !req
514. No, you were gonna tell us what to do.Copy !req
515. That doesn't... we didn't ask if
something was good or if it wasn't good.Copy !req
516. I lost my train of thought.Copy !req
517. Let's go back to the bar.Copy !req
518. Yep.Copy !req
519. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
520. Were you gonna suggest
that we should do plan B?Copy !req
521. No.Copy !req
522. Plan B!Copy !req
523. That's what I was going to say!Copy !req
524. That's... we're not doing plan B.Copy !req
525. Listen, man, hey, listen.Copy !req
526. We worked so hard on it.Copy !req
527. Come on, we're not doing
plan B, it's ridiculous.Copy !req
528. Dennis, Dennis, plan B might be
the only option we have left.Copy !req
529. Ah, come on.Copy !req
530. Come on, Dennis.Copy !req
531. - Jesus, come on, plan B is...
- Plan B, plan B... Shh, not too loud.Copy !req
532. No, it's... All right, all right.Copy !req
533. Will you stop whispering plan B like
it's some super covert CIA operation?Copy !req
534. Plan B is a dance routine.Copy !req
535. It's a goddamned dance routine.Copy !req
536. And it's gonna rock.Copy !req
537. Beep beep.Copy !req
538. Get out of here.Copy !req
539. Beep beep bop.Copy !req
540. We're gonna need this dance floor...
Clear the dance floor.Copy !req
541. Clear the dance floor.Copy !req
542. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
543. Bring it on, bitches!Copy !req
544. Go on!Copy !req
545. All right, listen up, jerks!Copy !req
546. Listen to us, listen to us.Copy !req
547. There's been a lot of negative energy
going on at this school, okay?Copy !req
548. So I want to talk to you guys
a little bit about dancing.Copy !req
549. Now, back in the '50s and the
'60s and the '70s, people usedCopy !req
550. to dance all the time.Copy !req
551. That's the way we solved
our problems back then.Copy !req
552. That's how they solved their
problems— through dance.Copy !req
553. Then, all of a sudden,
we stopped dancing.Copy !req
554. You know?Copy !req
555. Grunge came in, we dressed in
plaid and oversized jeans.Copy !req
556. Then, later on, kids wore trench
coats and shot each other inCopy !req
557. school, and that's not cool.Copy !req
558. But guess what.Copy !req
559. Guess what's going on
in the high school now.Copy !req
560. Kids are dancing again.Copy !req
561. Organized choreographed dance.Copy !req
562. They're doing organized choreographed
dances to solve their problems.Copy !req
563. They also give each other blow jobs.Copy !req
564. They got these things
called rainbow parties.Copy !req
565. No, Charlie.Copy !req
566. All right, wrap it up,
wrap it up, wrap it up.Copy !req
567. Let's go.Copy !req
568. No, but they have these rain...
Yeah, but that's not the point of the...Copy !req
569. The point is, we're
gonna show you a dance!Copy !req
570. Let's get started.Copy !req
571. Let's go!Copy !req
572. Lights.Copy !req
573. Ah...!Copy !req
574. Ah...!Copy !req
575. Ah...!Copy !req
576. Five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
577. It's fine, it's fine.Copy !req
578. Well, that was weird.Copy !req
579. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
580. After party back at
my house, all right?Copy !req
581. Everyone's invited.Copy !req
582. Except them.Copy !req
583. Let's go!Copy !req
584. What...Copy !req
585. That sucked.Copy !req
586. Yeah, man.Copy !req
587. It was a perfect dance.Copy !req
588. They just didn't respond to it.Copy !req
589. I don't understand how that didn't
blow people's minds, though.Copy !req
590. Guys, guys, we did a great job, okay?Copy !req
591. Listen, don't, don't get down
on yourselves, all right?Copy !req
592. Those people are stupid.Copy !req
593. They're idiots, they're savages.Copy !req
594. They just didn't get it.Copy !req
595. Oh, come on.Copy !req
596. Hey!Copy !req
597. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
598. Wow, great dance, assholes.Copy !req
599. You know what?Copy !req
600. Just like you low-life shits,
I didn't get invited to theCopy !req
601. after party either, but whatever.Copy !req
602. I'm just gonna have sex with somebody
to feel better about myself.Copy !req
603. I'm gonna bang the next
person who talks to me.Copy !req
604. So who's it gonna be?Copy !req
605. Hi-yah!Copy !req
606. How you doing, fellas?Copy !req
607. Hey, Schmitty, excuse me.Copy !req
608. How you doing, having fun?Copy !req
609. Hey, did I miss the festivities?Copy !req
610. Excuse... What are we doing here?Copy !req
611. What's going on?Copy !req
612. Schmidt, no, no!Copy !req
613. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
614. Oh, do you want to have sex with me?Copy !req
615. Yes, I do.Copy !req
616. Well, there you go.Copy !req
617. See you, guys.Copy !req
618. Monster.Copy !req
619. Oh!Copy !req
620. You all right?Copy !req
621. Where do you want to go?Copy !req
622. You got a car?Copy !req
623. I don't know.Copy !req
624. We'll use mine, come on.Copy !req
625. Schmitty.Copy !req
626. Let's go back to the bar, huh?Copy !req
627. Yeah.Copy !req
628. Let's go, Charlie.Copy !req
629. Yeah.Copy !req
630. Schmitty just... Schmitty.Copy !req
631. Swooped in and grabbed the
most disgusting girl here.Copy !req